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- ARE YA READY, KIDS?
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Kids: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.
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- I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
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Kids: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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- OHHHH...
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♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA ♪
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kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE ♪
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kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪
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kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪
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kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- READY?
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[kids and pirate]
- ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪
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♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪
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♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪
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[pirate]
- ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪
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HA, HA!
HA, HA, HA!
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[nose tooting like whistle]
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[cheery music]
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♪
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- GOOD MORNING, PATRICK.
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- HEY, SPONGEBOB.
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- YOU READY FOR SOME FUN,
OLD PAL?
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- I SURE AM, OLD BUDDY.
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- HEY, HERE COMES FUN NOW.
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[screaming]
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[screaming continues]
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[squeaking like dolphins]
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[laughing]
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OH, WOW.
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IT DOESN'T GET
ANY BETTER THAN THAT.
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- YEAH, I LOVE BOAT SCREAMING.
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OH, HEY, HEY, HEY!
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HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE!
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- [screaming]
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[snap!]
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- HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE.
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- [screaming]
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- [screaming]
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[engine buzzing]
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- [sighing]
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[engine puttering]
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[sighing lower]
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[wheel squeaking]
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- [barely breathing]
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- MORONS.
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[engine rumbling]
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- EE, EE, EE, EE!
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- [screaming]
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[screaming insanely]
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[honk! ding! clunk!]
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[engine whirring]
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[screaming]
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- WOULD YOU TWO MIND STOPPING
WITH YOUR BABY GAMES?
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DIDN'T ANYBODY TELL YOU
IT'S THE BREAK OF DAWN?
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- OH, GOOD MORNING, SQUIDWARD.
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YEAH, PATRICK HERE TOLD ME.
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- WHEN ARE YOU TWO
GONNA GROW UP?
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- HOW DO YOU PLAY THAT?
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- OH! MAYBE SQUIDWARD
CAN COME DOWN
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AND TEACH US
HOW TO PLAY IT!
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THAT'LL BE REALFUN,
WON'T IT, PATRICK?
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[honk]
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- [snoring]
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HUH.
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[barking]
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[snoring]
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[boink]
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- [gasps]
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- AAAAAaaaaaooo.
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WHEH... HEH.
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IT'S JUST NOT THE SAME
WITHOUT PATRICK
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PLAYING ALONG, TOO.
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[donk donk]
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ALL RIGHT, PATRICK.
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YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE.
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[poink poink]
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- YEOOOOW!
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WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?
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- PATRICK!
YOU HAVE A BEARD!
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- I DO?
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- YOU SURE LOOK GROWN UP
WITH THAT NEW BEARD.
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- WOW.
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YOU REALLY THINK SO?
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- AND EVERYBODY KNOWS
THAT GROWN-UPS
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NEVER PLAY WITH KIDS.
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AND ON THAT NOTE,
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I WOULD LIKE
TO PERSONALLY COMMEND
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THE SEA STAR FOR TAKING
HIS FIRST BABY STEPS
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INTO THE ADULT WORLD.
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FACIAL HAIR IS A GOOD START,
I SUPPOSE.
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- I AM CURIOUS TO KNOW
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WHAT MATURE PEOPLE
LIKE SQUIDWARD DO.
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WOULD YOU SHOW ME?
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- SHOW YOU?
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- SHOW ME, SHOW ME!
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PUH-PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEA...
PRETTY PLEASE?
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PRETTY PLEASE?
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- [sighs]
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I KNOW I'M GONNA REGRET THIS.
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ALL RIGHT,
I WILL TAKE ON THIS MISSION.
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- HOORAY!
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- IN THE HOPE THAT A QUIET,
GROWN-UP NEIGHBORHOOD
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WILL PREVAIL AT LAST,
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MOVING ME ONE STEP CLOSER
TO PEACE
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AND BLESSED TRANQUILITY.
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A PLACE WHERE
AT LAST I CAN...
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- OH, OH, OH, OH!
OH, OH, OH!
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OH, OH, OH,
OH, OH, OH, OH!
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OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH,
OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH OH...
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- WHAT?!
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- MAY I TAG ALONG
AND OBSERVE YOUR INSTRUCTION?
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- WHY IN A MILLION YEARS
WOULD I LET YOUTAG ALONG?
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- BECAUSE MAYBE SOME
OF YOUR LESSONS IN MATURITY
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WILL RUB OFF ON ME,
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BRINGING US TWOSTEPS CLOSER
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TO A QUIET,
GROWN-UP NEIGHBORHOOD.
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- WOW.
THAT ACTUALLY MADE SENSE.
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IT MUST BE WORKING ALREADY.
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- IS THAT A YES?
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- OH, HMM...
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LET ME ESCORT YOU
TO MY PLACE,
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MY GOOD SIR.
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WE'LL NEED TO START
WITH PERSONAL GROOMING
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FOR YOUR GROWN-UP MAKEOVER.
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[snap!]
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- SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.
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- WE MAY HAVE TO FIND YOU
SOME NEW CLOTHES AS WELL.
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- NEW CLOTHES?
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- TO GO ALONG
WITH YOUR NEW BEARD,
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WHICH MAKES YOU LOOK
VERY DISTINGUISHED.
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- DISTINGUISHED.
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- ALL RIGHT!
DISTINGUISHED.
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- YEAH, HUH, HUH.
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- EXCUSE ME.
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GROWN-UPS DO NOT HIGH-FIVE.
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- OH, RIGHT.
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- [laughing]
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[singing video game sounds]
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[dramatic music]
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♪
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SO, UM,
WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?
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HUH?
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SWEET DUDS, HUH, PATRICK?
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- THEY SURE ARE.
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- AHEM.
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- FOR A BABY.
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- WELL PLAYED, PATRICK.
WELL PLAYED.
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[peaceful classical music]
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- MAY I TAKE
YOUR HAT AND CANE, SIR?
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[mature voice]
- WHY, CERTAINLY.
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- ENJOY YOUR EVENING,
GENTLEMEN.
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- OHHHHH...
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♪ HA CHA TA
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♪ HA CHA-CHA
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♪ RAZZMATAZZ
AND A RINKETY DINK ♪
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♪ A RINKADINK
A DOODLY DOO ♪
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- OH, NO.
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[peaceful classical music]
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- APPETIZERS.
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- OH, BOY, EATS!
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YUM, YUM, YUM.
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- AND WE ALSO HAVE
MILK AND COOKIES.
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[crunching]
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- OH! ARE THOSE
CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES?
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CAN I...
- PATRICK!
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I'M SURE YOU'D RATHER HAVE
SOME TETRAZZINI
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WE GROWN-UPSORDERED,
RIGHT?
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- DAH... YES, SQUIDWARD.
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I'M FRANKLY SHOCKED
THEY SERVE
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SUCH ELEMENTARY FARE HERE.
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- INDEED.
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AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE PIECE
IS THIS LOVELY STATUE
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FROM THE REEFAISSANCE ERA.
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- BOOOORING.
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- BORING?
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- UH, I... NO.
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I SAID, "FLOOOOOORING."
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THE FLOORING COMPLEMENTS
THE ARTWORK HERE EXQUISITELY.
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- YES, WELL,
I SUPPOSE IT DOES.
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- BAH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH!
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- SPONGEBOB, GET DOWN FROM THERE
RIGHT NOW!
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- WOW!
[whump!]
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[squeak]
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[pop!]
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- DON'T WORRY, GUYS.
I'M OKAY.
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REALLY, I'M OOOOOKAY.
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[splat]
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THERE.
GOOD AS NE...
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OH, OH!
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[horn honks]
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[whistling]
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ALL FIXED, GUYS.
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- SECURITY!
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- PLEASE BE GENTLE.
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HUH, THAT'S WEIRD.
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I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA GET
TOSSED OUT ON MY...
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AAAAAAGH!
WOW.
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[squeak]
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- PATRICK STAR,
I AM VERY PROUD
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OF WHAT YOU DID IN THERE.
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YOU KNOW, THAT BEARD
WAS THE BEST THING
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THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO YOU.
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WELL, OTHER THAN ME,
OF COURSE, HA.
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- THAT BEARD.
I MUST REMOVE THAT BEARD.
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REMOVE BEARD,
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RESTORE FRIENDSHIP!
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- AND THAT'S WHEN
I TOLD THEM,
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LOOK, IF I WANTED
TO STAND AROUND...
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- THAT'S IT!
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IT MUST BE DONE.
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- SPONGEBOB!
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THE ONLY THING
THAT MUST BE DONE
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IS CUTTING THE CORD
WITH YOU.
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- NO, PLEASE.
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- LOOK, MR. BABYPANTS.
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IT IS GLARINGLY CLEAR
THAT YOU LEARNED NOTHING TODAY
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ABOUT HOW TO BE MATURE.
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- BUT...
- NO BUTS.
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WE ARE THROUGH ENTERTAINING
YOUR COMPANY.
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SHALL WE?
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- LET'S SHALL.
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- PATRICK, DON'T LEAVE ME.
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[clunk]
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- OH.
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[panting]
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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY STAIRS?
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- YOU'VE ONLY GONE UP
THREE STEPS.
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- WELL, IT FEELS LIKE FOUR.
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- WE ARE ABOUT TO ENTER
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THE PINNACLE
OF GROWN-UP CULTURE
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HERE IN BIKINI BOTTOM.
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ALSO KNOWN AS THE FAMED
BIKINI BOTTOM OPERA HOUSE.
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- WHAT?
- NOTHING.
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LET'S GO FIND OUR SEATS.
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[crowd murmuring,
instruments tuning up]
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- HEY, ALL RIGHT!
BOX SEATS!
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UH, I MEAN,
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THIS SEAT CHOICE
IS MOST MATURE.
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CERTAINLY MORE SO
THAN THAT RAPSCALLION SPONGE,
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WHOSE NAME
WE SHALL NOT MENTION,
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WOULD HAVE PICKED.
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- CERTAINLY.
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[grand classical music]
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- ♪ LA-LA-LA LAAAAAA ♪
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[applause]
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- A MOST EXEMPLARY PERFORMANCE.
UH...
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- OH, OH, IT GETS EVEN MORE
THRILLING FROM HERE.
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- WHAT THE...?!
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- SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.
252
00:09:15,485 --> 00:09:18,558
[change jingling]
253
00:09:18,592 --> 00:09:21,733
- THERE ONCE WAS A MAN
FROM NANTUCKET.
254
00:09:21,768 --> 00:09:22,734
[crowd gasps]
255
00:09:22,769 --> 00:09:23,735
OOPS, SORRY, WRONG ONE.
256
00:09:23,770 --> 00:09:25,737
[crowd murmuring]
257
00:09:25,772 --> 00:09:27,532
AHEM!
258
00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,120
[soft classical music]
259
00:09:29,154 --> 00:09:30,880
[beautiful soprano voice]
♪ DEAR FRIEND
260
00:09:30,915 --> 00:09:35,575
♪ DON'T SAY THAT IT'S
ALL OVER ♪
261
00:09:35,609 --> 00:09:38,301
♪ AS LONG AS I BREATHE
262
00:09:38,336 --> 00:09:41,995
♪ I WILL CHERISH OUR BOND
263
00:09:42,029 --> 00:09:43,444
- TERRIBLE.
264
00:09:43,479 --> 00:09:45,861
- ♪ DEAR FRIEND
265
00:09:45,895 --> 00:09:49,865
♪ DON'T SAY THAT IT'S
ALL OVER ♪
266
00:09:49,899 --> 00:09:51,625
♪ MY HEART BOUNCES
ON ROCKS ♪
267
00:09:51,660 --> 00:09:53,558
♪ JAGGED AND GRAY
268
00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,664
- [whimpering]
269
00:09:55,698 --> 00:09:58,770
- ♪ DEAR FRIEND
270
00:09:58,805 --> 00:10:03,533
♪ DON'T SAY THAT IT'S
ALL OOOOOOVER ♪
271
00:10:03,568 --> 00:10:06,813
♪ LET'S STAY PALS
272
00:10:06,847 --> 00:10:12,094
♪ WHAT DOOOOOOOOOO
273
00:10:12,128 --> 00:10:17,927
♪ YOU SAAAAAAAAY ♪
274
00:10:17,962 --> 00:10:19,515
- [sobbing]
275
00:10:23,519 --> 00:10:25,038
- HEY!
276
00:10:25,072 --> 00:10:27,592
HOW'S A SEA URCHIN SUPPOSED
TO GET ANY SLEEP
277
00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:30,250
WITH ALL THESE SALTY TEARS
FALLING ON HIM?
278
00:10:30,284 --> 00:10:33,943
I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE.
279
00:10:33,978 --> 00:10:34,979
[boing]
280
00:10:35,013 --> 00:10:36,118
'SCUSE ME.
281
00:10:36,152 --> 00:10:37,222
COMIN' THROUGH.
282
00:10:37,257 --> 00:10:38,776
HEY, WATCH IT, MISTER.
283
00:10:38,810 --> 00:10:41,502
SAY, LADY, HOW DO I GET
OUTTA THIS JOINT?
284
00:10:41,537 --> 00:10:43,677
- EXIT STAGE LEFT
IS THATAWAY.
285
00:10:43,712 --> 00:10:45,265
- THANKS, CUTIE.
NICE HAT.
286
00:10:45,299 --> 00:10:46,542
- HEY, STOP THAT BEARD!
287
00:10:46,576 --> 00:10:48,406
- PATRICK, IT'S NOT A BEARD.
288
00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:50,477
IT'S A SEA URCHIN.
289
00:10:50,511 --> 00:10:52,134
IT MUST HAVE BEEN SLEEPING
ON YOUR FACE
290
00:10:52,168 --> 00:10:54,308
UNTIL YOUR TEARS AWOKE IT
FROM ITS HIBERNATION.
291
00:10:54,343 --> 00:10:56,794
- HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?
292
00:10:56,828 --> 00:10:58,588
- BECAUSE, MR. PATRICK STAR,
293
00:10:58,623 --> 00:10:59,935
YOU TOLD ME.
294
00:10:59,969 --> 00:11:02,144
- SPONGEBOB!
295
00:11:02,178 --> 00:11:04,560
- PATRICK!
296
00:11:04,594 --> 00:11:07,011
- OH, PLEASE,
YOU CAN CALL ME PATRICK.
297
00:11:07,045 --> 00:11:10,393
- [cheering]
298
00:11:10,428 --> 00:11:12,948
- [laughing]
299
00:11:12,982 --> 00:11:14,846
- QUIET!
HOLD IT!
300
00:11:14,881 --> 00:11:16,330
STOP IT RIGHT THERE.
301
00:11:16,365 --> 00:11:19,195
I AM ASHAMED AND DISGUSTED
BY YOU PEOPLE.
302
00:11:19,230 --> 00:11:22,371
I MEAN, DON'T YOU KNOW
A TERRIBLE PERFORMANCE
303
00:11:22,405 --> 00:11:23,441
WHEN YOU SEE IT?
304
00:11:23,475 --> 00:11:26,271
- YES, WE DO.
305
00:11:26,306 --> 00:11:28,273
- THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT YOU...
306
00:11:28,308 --> 00:11:29,665
NO, NO, NO,
I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT.
307
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:30,655
IT WAS A...
308
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,864
[crowd shouting]
309
00:11:32,899 --> 00:11:35,591
- [laughing]
310
00:11:35,625 --> 00:11:37,938
FOOD FIGHT!
311
00:11:52,815 --> 00:11:56,439
[threatening music]
312
00:11:56,474 --> 00:12:04,344
♪
313
00:12:09,970 --> 00:12:14,630
- SPONGEBOB, WHY AREN'T THOSE
ORDERS UP YET?
314
00:12:14,664 --> 00:12:18,496
- [growling]
315
00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:20,740
- SPONGEBOB, THE COLLECTIVE
BLOOD SUGAR OUT HERE
316
00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:23,225
IS GETTING DANGEROUSLY LOW.
317
00:12:23,259 --> 00:12:26,297
WHY ARE YOU GRILLING
INDEX CARDS?
318
00:12:26,331 --> 00:12:27,298
- SORRY, SQUIDWARD.
319
00:12:27,332 --> 00:12:28,644
I GOT A LITTLE DISTRACTED.
320
00:12:28,678 --> 00:12:29,990
I'M PRACTICING
MY ORAL REPORT
321
00:12:30,025 --> 00:12:31,302
FOR BOATING SCHOOL TOMORROW.
322
00:12:31,336 --> 00:12:32,717
- YOU KNOW, SPONGEBOB,
323
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,650
STATISTICS SHOW
THAT PUBLIC SPEAKING
324
00:12:34,684 --> 00:12:37,377
IS THE NUMBER THREE CAUSE
OF STRESS,
325
00:12:37,411 --> 00:12:38,965
RIGHT BEHIND DEATH
AND MARRIAGE.
326
00:12:38,999 --> 00:12:40,207
NOW, GET THOSE ORDERS READY!
327
00:12:40,242 --> 00:12:42,244
- OKAY, OKAY!
328
00:12:42,278 --> 00:12:45,488
HMPH, WHAT'S SO SCARY
ABOUT PUBLIC SPEAKING, ANYWAY?
329
00:12:45,523 --> 00:12:46,880
YOU JUST STAND
IN FRONT OF THE PUBLIC
330
00:12:46,904 --> 00:12:49,458
AND SPEAK PUBLICALLY.
331
00:12:49,492 --> 00:12:51,529
IT'S REALLY NO DIFFERENT THAN
WHAT I DO EVERY DAY.
332
00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:52,806
[alarm sounds]
333
00:12:52,841 --> 00:12:54,946
[evil music]
334
00:12:54,981 --> 00:12:56,499
NO BIG DEAL, SPONGEBOB.
335
00:12:56,534 --> 00:12:58,018
YOU JUST STAND
IN FRONT OF 'EM...
336
00:12:58,053 --> 00:12:59,986
- [growling]
337
00:13:00,020 --> 00:13:01,332
- ALL OF 'EM...
338
00:13:01,366 --> 00:13:02,678
LOOKING...
339
00:13:02,712 --> 00:13:04,611
AT ME...
340
00:13:04,645 --> 00:13:05,957
- [groaning]
341
00:13:05,992 --> 00:13:07,372
- WITH THEIR EYES!
YEEEEOOOOW!
342
00:13:07,407 --> 00:13:08,373
SQUIDWARD WAS RIGHT.
343
00:13:08,408 --> 00:13:09,927
PUBLIC SPEAKING IS FRIGHTENING.
344
00:13:09,961 --> 00:13:12,308
- MUST I DO EVERYTHING
MYSELF?
345
00:13:12,343 --> 00:13:14,241
AH, STAY BACK.
346
00:13:14,276 --> 00:13:16,002
YOU'LL GET YOUR PATTY
WHEN IT'S YOUR TURN.
347
00:13:16,036 --> 00:13:19,212
[grunts and thumps]
348
00:13:19,246 --> 00:13:21,939
[glass shatters]
349
00:13:21,973 --> 00:13:23,848
- I NEVER KNEW AN AUDIENCE
COULD GET SO PHYSICAL.
350
00:13:23,872 --> 00:13:24,838
[blood-curdling scream]
351
00:13:24,873 --> 00:13:25,874
[whang!]
352
00:13:25,908 --> 00:13:26,978
[glass shatters]
353
00:13:27,013 --> 00:13:29,429
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.
354
00:13:29,463 --> 00:13:30,706
- YA-HOOOO!
355
00:13:30,740 --> 00:13:35,090
OW, OW!
356
00:13:35,124 --> 00:13:38,714
- OH, SORRY.
WRONG ROCK.
357
00:13:38,748 --> 00:13:40,267
- PATRICK, I WONDER
IF YOU'D HELP ME
358
00:13:40,302 --> 00:13:41,510
BY LENDING ME YOUR EYES.
359
00:13:41,544 --> 00:13:42,822
- OKAY.
360
00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:44,306
[screaming]
361
00:13:44,340 --> 00:13:46,101
- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
YOU CAN KEEP 'EM.
362
00:13:46,135 --> 00:13:47,481
I JUST WANT YOU
TO WATCH ME
363
00:13:47,516 --> 00:13:49,035
WHILE I PRACTICE MY SPEECH
UP HERE.
364
00:13:49,069 --> 00:13:50,288
JUST PRETEND YOU'RE A STUDENT
AT HIS DESK.
365
00:13:50,312 --> 00:13:53,039
- OKAY.
366
00:13:53,073 --> 00:13:55,455
HOLD... HOLD... HOLD ON.
367
00:13:55,489 --> 00:13:58,354
I LIKE TO SIT
IN THE BACK OF THE CLASS.
368
00:13:58,389 --> 00:14:00,253
[screeching]
369
00:14:03,601 --> 00:14:05,741
[screech]
370
00:14:05,775 --> 00:14:07,225
[squeak]
371
00:14:07,260 --> 00:14:08,502
- OKAY, HERE GOES.
372
00:14:08,537 --> 00:14:10,125
BOATING SAFETY I...
373
00:14:10,159 --> 00:14:11,126
- SPONGEBOB!
374
00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:12,713
CAN I HAVE A HALL PASS?
375
00:14:12,748 --> 00:14:14,094
- OH, NOT NOW, PATRICK.
376
00:14:14,129 --> 00:14:15,682
JUST SIT TIGHT
AND LET ME PRACTICE.
377
00:14:15,716 --> 00:14:17,580
- FINE.
- AHEM. BOATING SAFE...
378
00:14:17,615 --> 00:14:19,444
- BORING!
NEXT.
379
00:14:19,479 --> 00:14:20,559
- PATRICK,
YOU'RE KIND OF DERAILING
380
00:14:20,583 --> 00:14:21,861
THE PROCEEDINGS HERE.
381
00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:23,276
UH, JUST FOCUS ON ME, HUH?
382
00:14:23,310 --> 00:14:25,692
- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
383
00:14:28,005 --> 00:14:29,730
- SO, WITHOUT FURTHER ADIEU...
384
00:14:29,765 --> 00:14:32,837
- [snoring]
385
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:33,838
- PATRICK.
386
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,598
PATRICK, WAKE UP.
387
00:14:35,633 --> 00:14:37,738
WHAT HAPPENED, PATRICK?
388
00:14:37,773 --> 00:14:39,775
- OH, COME ON, SPONGEBOB.
389
00:14:39,809 --> 00:14:40,890
YOU THINK EVERYONE
CAN STAY AWAKE
390
00:14:40,914 --> 00:14:42,226
FOR YOUR BORING SPEECH?
391
00:14:42,260 --> 00:14:43,744
- I DON'T KNOW.
392
00:14:43,779 --> 00:14:45,067
DO YOU THINK THAT'S TOO MUCH
TO EXPECT?
393
00:14:45,091 --> 00:14:46,506
- YES!
394
00:14:46,540 --> 00:14:48,335
AND YOU SHOULD BE PREPARED
FOR WORSE.
395
00:14:48,370 --> 00:14:49,371
- WORSE?
396
00:14:49,405 --> 00:14:50,786
- YOU'RE GONNA HAVE THINGS
397
00:14:50,820 --> 00:14:52,201
THROWN AT YOU
YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE.
398
00:14:52,236 --> 00:14:53,306
YOU BETTER BE READY!
399
00:14:53,340 --> 00:14:54,583
NOW, TRY AGAIN.
400
00:14:54,617 --> 00:14:55,584
- OKAY.
401
00:14:55,618 --> 00:14:57,275
[militant music]
402
00:14:57,310 --> 00:14:59,899
- BOATING SAFETY...
403
00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:01,970
BOATING SAFE...
404
00:15:02,004 --> 00:15:03,868
- THAT'S IT!
405
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,456
FIGHT THROUGH!
406
00:15:05,490 --> 00:15:06,767
- UGH!
AGH!
407
00:15:06,802 --> 00:15:08,528
[panting]
408
00:15:08,562 --> 00:15:10,979
PATRICK, NOBODY THROWS PILLOWS
IN CLASS.
409
00:15:11,013 --> 00:15:12,497
- SAYS YOU!
SPEECH!
410
00:15:12,532 --> 00:15:13,982
- BOATING SAFE...
411
00:15:14,016 --> 00:15:15,500
[girly voice]
- SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.
412
00:15:15,535 --> 00:15:18,158
WHAT A MESS YOU'VE MADE
OF MY CLASSROOM.
413
00:15:18,193 --> 00:15:20,160
- UH, YOU SORTA HAD
A HAND IN THAT TOO, PATRICK.
414
00:15:20,195 --> 00:15:23,646
- YOUNG MAN, HOW DARE YOU?
415
00:15:23,681 --> 00:15:26,132
- WHAT...
A DETENTION SLIP?
416
00:15:26,166 --> 00:15:28,582
- I'M NOT HEARING
YOUR ORAL REPORT.
417
00:15:28,617 --> 00:15:31,102
- OKAY.
BOATING SAFETY...
418
00:15:31,137 --> 00:15:32,207
[shoes squeaking]
419
00:15:32,241 --> 00:15:33,277
[panting]
420
00:15:33,311 --> 00:15:34,657
- TRY AGAIN.
421
00:15:34,692 --> 00:15:36,142
- [panting]
BOATING... SAFETY...
422
00:15:36,176 --> 00:15:38,696
[crash!]
423
00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:40,318
- COME ON, SQUAREPANTS!
424
00:15:40,353 --> 00:15:42,113
IS THIS THE BEST
YOU CAN DO?
425
00:15:42,148 --> 00:15:45,289
- PATRICK, SOMEHOW I DON'T THINK
THIS IS WORKING.
426
00:15:49,362 --> 00:15:50,846
- SPEECH!
- WAAAHHH!
427
00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:52,306
- SPEECH, SPEECH, SPEECH!
SPEECH, SPEECH!
428
00:15:52,330 --> 00:15:54,332
SPEECH, SPEECH, SPEECH!
429
00:15:54,367 --> 00:15:55,827
SPEECH, SPEECH!
SPEECH, SPEECH, SPEECH!
430
00:15:55,851 --> 00:15:57,508
- PATRICK, STOP!
431
00:15:57,542 --> 00:15:59,061
SOMEHOW, YOUR HELP
JUST ISN'T HELPING.
432
00:15:59,096 --> 00:16:00,787
I AM MORE NERVOUS
ABOUT THIS ORAL REPORT
433
00:16:00,821 --> 00:16:02,075
THAN I'VE EVER BEEN
ABOUT ANYTHING.
434
00:16:02,099 --> 00:16:03,479
[teeth chattering]
435
00:16:03,514 --> 00:16:05,171
- YEAH, YOU DO LOOK
PRETTY TERRIBLE.
436
00:16:05,205 --> 00:16:06,689
- WELL, IF I DON'T DO
MY REPORT,
437
00:16:06,724 --> 00:16:07,794
THEN I DON'T PASS.
438
00:16:07,828 --> 00:16:09,244
AND IF I DON'T PASS,
439
00:16:09,278 --> 00:16:10,693
THEN I DON'T GET
MY BOATING LICENSE.
440
00:16:10,728 --> 00:16:12,626
[sobbing]
441
00:16:12,661 --> 00:16:14,180
- WAIT, BUDDY.
442
00:16:14,214 --> 00:16:15,709
I KNOW HOW YOU CAN GET
YOUR BOATING LICENSE.
443
00:16:15,733 --> 00:16:17,666
YOUR FRIEND THE SQUIRREL GIRL
IS REAL GOOD
444
00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:19,116
WITH HER PAWS.
445
00:16:19,150 --> 00:16:21,635
MAYBE SHE COULD MAKE YOU
A FAKE ONE.
446
00:16:21,670 --> 00:16:23,499
- NO, PATRICK.
THAT'S ILLEGAL.
447
00:16:23,534 --> 00:16:25,294
BUT SHE MIGHT BE ABLE
TO HELP ME
448
00:16:25,329 --> 00:16:26,847
GET OVER THIS ANXIETY.
449
00:16:26,882 --> 00:16:28,239
SHE'S ALWAYS SPEAKING
AT SCIENCE CONFERENCES.
450
00:16:28,263 --> 00:16:30,023
SHE'S PROBABLY FULL
OF POINTERS.
451
00:16:30,058 --> 00:16:32,612
- YEAH, OR SHE PROBABLY HAS
A ROBOT
452
00:16:32,646 --> 00:16:35,097
THAT CAN DEMOLISH
THE WHOLE SCHOOL FOR YA.
453
00:16:38,169 --> 00:16:39,826
- WHITE KNUCKLES...
454
00:16:39,860 --> 00:16:41,310
LEAKY PORES...
455
00:16:41,345 --> 00:16:43,209
STOMACH IN KNOTS...
456
00:16:43,243 --> 00:16:44,451
YEP.
457
00:16:44,486 --> 00:16:46,281
IT LOOKS PRETTY BAD.
458
00:16:46,315 --> 00:16:49,353
SPONGEBOB, YOU'RE AFFLICTED
WITH SEVERE ORAL-REPORTITIS.
459
00:16:49,387 --> 00:16:51,424
YOU KNOW,
PATIENTS WITH THIS DISEASE
460
00:16:51,458 --> 00:16:53,253
HAVE BEEN KNOWN
TO PHYSICALLY EXPLODE.
461
00:16:53,288 --> 00:16:54,634
KERPOW!
462
00:16:54,668 --> 00:16:56,084
- AIEEE!
YA YAIII!
463
00:16:56,118 --> 00:16:57,568
- IT HAS BEEN
SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN
464
00:16:57,602 --> 00:16:59,328
THAT 85%
OF SPEECH-RELATED STRESS
465
00:16:59,363 --> 00:17:00,709
CAN BE ALLEVIATED
466
00:17:00,743 --> 00:17:01,824
IF THE SPEAKER IMAGINES
THE AUDIENCE
467
00:17:01,848 --> 00:17:06,025
IN THEIR UNDERWEAR.
468
00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:07,750
EVERYONE WILL LOOK SO SILLY,
469
00:17:07,785 --> 00:17:09,105
YOU WON'T REMEMBER
YOU'RE NERVOUS.
470
00:17:09,131 --> 00:17:11,064
WHICH IS WHY
I INVENTED THESE.
471
00:17:11,099 --> 00:17:13,204
GOGGLES THAT LET YOU SEE PEOPLE
IN THEIR UNDIES.
472
00:17:13,239 --> 00:17:15,206
OR I COULD JUST MAKE YOU
A FAKE BOATING LICENSE.
473
00:17:15,241 --> 00:17:16,380
- THAT'S STILL ILLEGAL.
474
00:17:16,414 --> 00:17:18,347
GIMME THE GOGGLES.
475
00:17:18,382 --> 00:17:20,763
[thunk]
476
00:17:20,798 --> 00:17:22,179
- IT'S NOT WORKING.
477
00:17:22,213 --> 00:17:23,432
- WELL, OF COURSE
IT ISN'T, SILLY.
478
00:17:23,456 --> 00:17:24,871
I'M ONLY WEARING
MY UNDIES.
479
00:17:24,905 --> 00:17:26,838
SEE IF THEY WORK
ON PATRICK.
480
00:17:26,873 --> 00:17:28,426
[boink]
481
00:17:28,461 --> 00:17:30,290
- UGH.
YEAH, THEY WORK.
482
00:17:30,325 --> 00:17:33,155
[cheery pirate music]
483
00:17:33,190 --> 00:17:35,916
- AND THEY WERE NEVER
HEARD FROM AGAIN.
484
00:17:35,951 --> 00:17:37,194
- THANK YOU, BILLY.
485
00:17:37,228 --> 00:17:39,817
THAT WAS AN EXCELLENT REPORT.
486
00:17:39,851 --> 00:17:43,993
NEXT, WE HAVE
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.
487
00:17:44,028 --> 00:17:45,029
AH-HMM.
488
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:49,827
- GO ON, BUDDY.
489
00:17:49,861 --> 00:17:52,692
- AHEM.
490
00:17:52,726 --> 00:17:53,693
[gulp]
491
00:17:53,727 --> 00:17:56,351
- WELL, SPONGEBOB?
492
00:17:56,385 --> 00:17:58,249
DO YOU HAVE
YOUR ORAL REPORT READY?
493
00:17:58,284 --> 00:18:00,493
- HUH?
- THE ASSIGNMENT I GAVE YOU?
494
00:18:00,527 --> 00:18:03,358
THE ONE WHERE YOU TALK
IN FRONT OF THE CLASS?
495
00:18:03,392 --> 00:18:06,050
- OH, YEAH!
OF COURSE I'M READY.
496
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,293
I CAN DO IT.
497
00:18:07,327 --> 00:18:08,604
[clock ticking]
498
00:18:08,639 --> 00:18:09,605
UM...
499
00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:12,608
[threatening music]
500
00:18:12,643 --> 00:18:18,304
♪
501
00:18:18,338 --> 00:18:20,754
OH, NO.
OH, NO.
502
00:18:20,789 --> 00:18:23,274
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
503
00:18:23,309 --> 00:18:25,932
- MRS. PUFF, DO I REALLY HAVE
TO DO THIS?
504
00:18:25,966 --> 00:18:27,485
- NO.
505
00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:30,454
ONLY IF YOU WANT
TO PASS THIS CLASS.
506
00:18:30,488 --> 00:18:34,320
[painfully]
- OKAY.
507
00:18:34,354 --> 00:18:38,151
UM, MY REPORT IS ON...
508
00:18:38,186 --> 00:18:40,084
[threatening music]
509
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,913
HEH, MUST BE
LAST-MINUTE JITTERS.
510
00:18:41,948 --> 00:18:49,948
♪
511
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:51,544
PATRICK, WHERE ARE THOSE
GOGGLES?
512
00:18:51,578 --> 00:18:54,029
- HERE, LET ME POLISH 'EM
UP FOR YA.
513
00:18:54,063 --> 00:18:55,755
[crunch]
514
00:18:55,789 --> 00:18:57,205
HERE YOU GO.
515
00:18:57,239 --> 00:18:58,447
- THANKS.
516
00:18:58,482 --> 00:19:01,174
[thunk]
517
00:19:01,209 --> 00:19:04,936
- HURRY UP!
518
00:19:04,971 --> 00:19:06,110
- OH!
519
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:09,217
HA!
520
00:19:09,251 --> 00:19:11,115
AH, IT'S WORKING!
HA, HA, HA!
521
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,324
[laughing]
522
00:19:13,359 --> 00:19:14,946
- WHAT'S ALL THIS
LAUGHING ABOUT?
523
00:19:14,981 --> 00:19:16,258
WELL, SPONGEBOB?
524
00:19:16,293 --> 00:19:18,743
- [laughing]
525
00:19:18,778 --> 00:19:20,193
HOO.
526
00:19:20,228 --> 00:19:22,091
BOATING SAFETY
IS THE RESPONSIBILITY
527
00:19:22,126 --> 00:19:23,586
OF EVERY BOATER
IN THE OCEAN BECAUSE...
528
00:19:23,610 --> 00:19:25,957
[fritzing]
529
00:19:28,615 --> 00:19:29,730
- WELL, DON'T JUST STAND THERE.
530
00:19:29,754 --> 00:19:30,721
GET ON WITH IT.
531
00:19:30,755 --> 00:19:32,205
- DAAAHHH!
532
00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:35,691
- [shouting and complaining]
533
00:19:35,726 --> 00:19:37,245
- THEY'RE ALL STARING.
534
00:19:37,279 --> 00:19:40,213
WHOOOOA!
535
00:19:40,248 --> 00:19:41,835
- HEY, WHERE YOU GOING?
536
00:19:41,870 --> 00:19:43,527
YOU FORGOT THE GOGGLES.
537
00:19:43,561 --> 00:19:45,218
SPONGEBOB, WAIT!
538
00:19:45,253 --> 00:19:46,737
[tires squealing]
539
00:19:46,771 --> 00:19:48,980
WAIT, SPONGEBOB!
540
00:19:49,015 --> 00:19:50,465
- YOU CAN'T TAKE MY BOAT.
541
00:19:50,499 --> 00:19:53,053
SPONGEBOB!
542
00:19:53,088 --> 00:19:56,816
- WAIT!
543
00:19:56,850 --> 00:19:57,851
SPONGEBOB!
544
00:19:57,886 --> 00:20:01,752
- GET BACK HERE WITH MY BOAT!
545
00:20:01,786 --> 00:20:03,202
- YEA!
546
00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:04,203
YEAH!
547
00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:06,860
[tires squealing]
548
00:20:06,895 --> 00:20:08,759
- [screaming]
549
00:20:12,901 --> 00:20:14,420
[voices on radio]
550
00:20:14,454 --> 00:20:15,811
- TALK ABOUT A SLOW DAY
AT THE OFFICE, HUH?
551
00:20:15,835 --> 00:20:17,837
- YOU SAID IT, PARTNER.
552
00:20:17,871 --> 00:20:19,563
MY BATON'S ITCHING
FOR THE NOGGIN
553
00:20:19,597 --> 00:20:21,150
OF A LAWBREAKER.
554
00:20:21,185 --> 00:20:23,636
- [screaming]
555
00:20:23,670 --> 00:20:24,982
[ding]
556
00:20:25,016 --> 00:20:27,087
- OKAY, FORGET WHAT I JUST SAID.
557
00:20:27,122 --> 00:20:28,088
[tires squealing]
558
00:20:28,123 --> 00:20:30,643
[siren blaring]
559
00:20:33,335 --> 00:20:35,786
SPONGE, PULL OVER.
560
00:20:35,820 --> 00:20:38,271
- I DON'T KNOW HOW!
561
00:20:38,306 --> 00:20:40,239
[siren continues]
562
00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:42,758
- SPONGEBOB!
563
00:20:42,793 --> 00:20:45,071
- AGH!
564
00:20:45,105 --> 00:20:47,073
[crash crash wham!]
565
00:20:47,107 --> 00:20:48,833
[whang!]
566
00:20:48,868 --> 00:20:50,456
[tires squealing]
567
00:20:50,490 --> 00:20:52,389
- ALL RIGHT, KID.
568
00:20:52,423 --> 00:20:54,011
WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?
569
00:20:54,045 --> 00:20:56,945
- DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT BOATING SAFETY?
570
00:20:56,979 --> 00:20:59,706
- BOATING SAFETY?
571
00:20:59,741 --> 00:21:02,330
YES, OFFICER, I DO.
572
00:21:02,364 --> 00:21:03,917
BOATING SAFETY
IS THE RESPONSIBILITY
573
00:21:03,952 --> 00:21:06,161
OF EVERY BOATER
IN THE WHOLE OCEAN.
574
00:21:06,195 --> 00:21:08,405
EACH BOATER MUST FOLLOW
THE RULES AND REGULATIONS
575
00:21:08,439 --> 00:21:10,234
STIPULATED IN THE BOATER'S
SAFETY HANDBOOK.
576
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,994
LEARN THE MEANING
OF ALL POSTED SIGNS.
577
00:21:12,029 --> 00:21:14,169
WHEN CONSIDERING
SPEED LIMITS,
578
00:21:14,203 --> 00:21:15,688
PAY ATTENTION
TO ONE'S SURROUNDINGS.
579
00:21:15,722 --> 00:21:16,620
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
RED MEANS NO PARKING.
580
00:21:16,654 --> 00:21:17,966
ALWAYS OBEY AUTHORITY FIGURES.
581
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,623
RESPECT THE RIGHTS
OF PEDESTRIANS.
582
00:21:19,657 --> 00:21:20,910
ALWAYS BLAH, BLAH, BLAH,
AND FAMILIARIZE YOURSELF
583
00:21:20,934 --> 00:21:22,039
WITH ALL SHADES OF CURB.
584
00:21:22,073 --> 00:21:23,937
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
585
00:21:23,972 --> 00:21:25,905
BLAH BLAH-BLAH BLAH.
586
00:21:25,939 --> 00:21:27,596
REMEMBER, BLAH, BLAH.
587
00:21:27,631 --> 00:21:29,367
A MOTOR VEHICLE
IS 2,000 POUNDS OF BLAH BLAH.
588
00:21:29,391 --> 00:21:31,220
AND BLAH BLAH,
IT'S IN YOUR BLAH.
589
00:21:31,255 --> 00:21:33,430
- GEE, KID.
THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
590
00:21:33,464 --> 00:21:35,017
- [sniffling] YEAH.
591
00:21:35,052 --> 00:21:37,468
I NEVER EVEN KNEW
SOME OF THOSE THINGS MYSELF.
592
00:21:37,503 --> 00:21:38,504
- AHA!
593
00:21:38,538 --> 00:21:40,057
FINALLY.
594
00:21:40,091 --> 00:21:42,335
THE LONG ARM OF THE LAW
HAS CAUGHT UP WITH YOU.
595
00:21:42,370 --> 00:21:43,509
I GUESS I WON'T
BE SEEING YOU
596
00:21:43,543 --> 00:21:45,649
IN MY DRIVER'S EDUCATION CLASS
597
00:21:45,683 --> 00:21:49,169
FOR THE NEXT
5 TO 10 YEARS.
598
00:21:49,204 --> 00:21:51,137
[laughing wickedly]
599
00:21:51,171 --> 00:21:52,690
- WAIT, WAIT, MISS CHUCKLES.
600
00:21:52,725 --> 00:21:54,865
DID YOU SAY YOU WERE
HIS BOATING INSTRUCTOR?
601
00:21:54,899 --> 00:21:56,453
- YES. WHY?
602
00:21:56,487 --> 00:21:59,076
- UNDER PENAL CODE 26-1,
QUOTE,
603
00:21:59,110 --> 00:22:02,217
"THE BOATING INSTRUCTOR
IS RESPONSIBLE..."
604
00:22:02,251 --> 00:22:03,298
- "FOR ANY MINOR'S
DELINQUENT ACTIONS
605
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:04,599
UNDER THAT TEACHER'S CARE."
606
00:22:04,633 --> 00:22:06,359
- UNQUOTE.
607
00:22:06,394 --> 00:22:08,706
I'M AFRAID WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO TAKE YOU IN, MADAME.
608
00:22:08,741 --> 00:22:11,260
- WHAT?
609
00:22:11,295 --> 00:22:12,434
NO!
610
00:22:12,469 --> 00:22:13,987
[siren blaring]
611
00:22:14,022 --> 00:22:16,093
- HEY, BUDDY,
YOU GOT OVER YOUR FEAR
612
00:22:16,127 --> 00:22:17,888
OF GIVING
AN ORAL TALKING THING.
613
00:22:17,922 --> 00:22:19,061
- HEY, I DID.
614
00:22:19,096 --> 00:22:20,373
THANKS, PAL.
615
00:22:20,408 --> 00:22:21,443
- OH, THAT REMINDS ME.
616
00:22:21,478 --> 00:22:24,101
YOU FORGOT THESE.
617
00:22:24,135 --> 00:22:25,654
WHOA!
618
00:22:25,689 --> 00:22:27,932
OH, THEY REALLY WORK.
619
00:22:27,967 --> 00:22:30,590
- AND WHAT ARE YOU
LOOKIN' AT?
620
00:22:30,625 --> 00:22:33,524
- OH! AGH!
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