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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,413 --> 00:00:10,896 - ARE YOU READY, KIDS? 2 00:00:10,896 --> 00:00:12,689 all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! 3 00:00:12,689 --> 00:00:14,137 - I CAN'’T HEAR YOU. 4 00:00:14,137 --> 00:00:15,965 all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! 5 00:00:15,965 --> 00:00:19,103 - ♪ OHH... ♪ 6 00:00:19,103 --> 00:00:21,241 ♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? ♪ 7 00:00:21,241 --> 00:00:23,379 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 8 00:00:23,379 --> 00:00:25,275 - ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE ♪ 9 00:00:25,275 --> 00:00:27,172 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 10 00:00:27,172 --> 00:00:29,310 - ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪ 11 00:00:29,310 --> 00:00:31,344 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 12 00:00:31,344 --> 00:00:33,379 - ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪ 13 00:00:33,379 --> 00:00:35,137 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY? 14 00:00:35,137 --> 00:00:37,206 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 15 00:00:37,206 --> 00:00:39,137 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 16 00:00:39,137 --> 00:00:41,137 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 17 00:00:41,137 --> 00:00:42,344 - SPONGEBOB 18 00:00:42,344 --> 00:00:44,655 SQUAREPANTS! 19 00:00:44,655 --> 00:00:47,103 [laughing] 20 00:00:47,103 --> 00:00:49,413 ♪ ♪ 21 00:00:49,413 --> 00:00:50,448 [waves crashing] 22 00:01:04,034 --> 00:01:06,275 - CAN I HELP YOU? 23 00:01:06,275 --> 00:01:07,862 - YEAH. 24 00:01:07,862 --> 00:01:09,793 OH, LET'’S SEE HERE. 25 00:01:09,793 --> 00:01:14,241 I HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT THE KRABBY KIDDIE MEAL. 26 00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:19,689 IS IT REALLY, REALLY, REALLY CUTE? 27 00:01:19,689 --> 00:01:21,344 - ADORABLE. 28 00:01:21,344 --> 00:01:24,344 - CUTER THAN A REGULAR KRABBY PATTY? 29 00:01:24,344 --> 00:01:26,310 - YES. - PSSST! 30 00:01:26,310 --> 00:01:28,482 PATRICK, GET THE KRABBY KIDDIE MEAL. 31 00:01:28,482 --> 00:01:31,068 LOOK, A REGULAR KRABBY PATTY HERE. 32 00:01:31,068 --> 00:01:33,103 A KRABBY KIDDIE PATTY HERE. 33 00:01:33,103 --> 00:01:36,344 30% CUTER, AND IT ONLY COSTS $1 MORE. 34 00:01:36,344 --> 00:01:38,000 - OH! OH, YEAH! 35 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:38,172 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! I WANT THAT! 36 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:46,827 - THAT'’LL BE $4.99. 37 00:01:46,827 --> 00:01:49,068 - IS THIS ENOUGH? 38 00:01:49,068 --> 00:01:50,241 - NO. 39 00:01:50,241 --> 00:01:51,448 - SORRY, PATRICK. 40 00:01:51,448 --> 00:01:53,000 - OH, CRUD! 41 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:55,965 THAT'’S EVERYTHING I GOT! 42 00:01:55,965 --> 00:01:57,275 [sobbing] 43 00:01:57,275 --> 00:01:59,000 - I HAVE AN IDEA. 44 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:00,896 WE CAN BUY IT TOGETHER AND SHARE IT. 45 00:02:00,896 --> 00:02:02,620 - SHARE IT? - SURE. 46 00:02:02,620 --> 00:02:05,482 YOU SEE, SHARING IS THE MOST WONDERFUL-- 47 00:02:05,482 --> 00:02:07,931 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 48 00:02:07,931 --> 00:02:12,620 I'’M FAMILIAR WITH THE CONCEPT OF SHARING. 49 00:02:12,620 --> 00:02:14,551 ding! 50 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:17,655 SHARING IS FUN! 51 00:02:17,655 --> 00:02:18,896 HUH, SPONGEBOB? 52 00:02:18,896 --> 00:02:20,827 - OH, YEAH. 53 00:02:20,827 --> 00:02:22,965 - [grinding sound] 54 00:02:22,965 --> 00:02:24,655 - ARE YOU GONNA SAVE SOME OF THAT FOR ME? 55 00:02:24,655 --> 00:02:26,689 - WHAT? - NOTHING. 56 00:02:26,689 --> 00:02:29,379 - HEY, WHERE'’S THE TOY? 57 00:02:29,379 --> 00:02:30,965 - OH, IT DOESN'’T COME WITH A TOY. 58 00:02:30,965 --> 00:02:32,344 - WHAT? THAT'’S A RIP-OFF! 59 00:02:32,344 --> 00:02:34,103 I WANT MY MONEY BACK. 60 00:02:34,103 --> 00:02:35,275 - [gasps] 61 00:02:35,275 --> 00:02:37,172 MONEY BACK? 62 00:02:37,172 --> 00:02:39,275 WHAT'’S THE PROBLEM HERE? 63 00:02:39,275 --> 00:02:41,620 - MY KIDDIE MEAL DIDN'’T COME WITH A TOY. 64 00:02:41,620 --> 00:02:43,586 - HMM. 65 00:02:43,586 --> 00:02:45,068 AND YOU'’D LIKE TO UPGRADE TO THE TOY PACKAGE. 66 00:02:45,068 --> 00:02:47,103 IS THAT RIGHT? 67 00:02:47,103 --> 00:02:48,655 - MR. KRABS, THE KRUSTY KRAB DOESN'’T HAVE ANY TOYS. 68 00:02:48,655 --> 00:02:50,620 - OH, REALLY? 69 00:02:53,034 --> 00:02:57,413 THEN WHAT DO YOU CALL...THIS? 70 00:02:57,413 --> 00:02:59,206 [both gasp] 71 00:02:59,206 --> 00:03:01,103 - AN OFFICIAL KRUSTY KRAB LICENSED TOY? 72 00:03:10,344 --> 00:03:12,103 MY PURPOSE IN LIFE 73 00:03:12,103 --> 00:03:17,275 IS TO HAVE YOU AS MY TOY. 74 00:03:17,275 --> 00:03:19,000 - YEESH. 75 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,068 DISGUSTING. 76 00:03:20,068 --> 00:03:21,896 [clears throat] 77 00:03:21,896 --> 00:03:23,310 YEP, IT'’S PRETTY SPECIAL, ALL RIGHT. 78 00:03:23,310 --> 00:03:25,793 AND IT CAN BE YOURS FOR ONLY-- 79 00:03:25,793 --> 00:03:26,310 ding! 80 00:03:28,793 --> 00:03:30,034 HEY, GOOD-LOOKING. 81 00:03:39,413 --> 00:03:42,586 - I LOVE YOU, OFFICIALLY LICENSED KRABBY PATTY TOY. 82 00:03:42,586 --> 00:03:45,034 NO, TOO FORMAL. 83 00:03:45,034 --> 00:03:47,862 I THINK I'’LL CALL YOU... 84 00:03:47,862 --> 00:03:50,206 OH, PATTY PAL! 85 00:03:50,206 --> 00:03:53,931 [laughs] 86 00:03:53,931 --> 00:03:56,551 [humming] 87 00:03:56,551 --> 00:03:58,827 [laughing] 88 00:03:58,827 --> 00:04:00,310 - AM I INTERRUPTING? 89 00:04:00,310 --> 00:04:01,517 - OH, HEY, PATRICK. 90 00:04:01,517 --> 00:04:03,103 HAVE YOU MET MY NEW TOY? 91 00:04:03,103 --> 00:04:05,379 - DON'’T YOU MEAN OUR NEW TOY? 92 00:04:05,379 --> 00:04:07,137 - OUR NEW TOY? 93 00:04:07,137 --> 00:04:08,655 - IT CAME FROM THE MEAL THAT WE'’RE... 94 00:04:08,655 --> 00:04:10,655 [clears throat] "SHARING." 95 00:04:10,655 --> 00:04:13,344 - SHARING? - REMEMBER? 96 00:04:13,344 --> 00:04:17,137 "SHARING IS THE MOST WONDERFUL FEELING IN THE WORLD, 97 00:04:17,137 --> 00:04:19,758 "LIKE DANCING WITH A MAGICAL SEA HORSE 98 00:04:19,758 --> 00:04:22,517 THROUGH AN ENCHANTED KELP GARDEN." 99 00:04:22,517 --> 00:04:24,620 REMEMBER THOSE WORDS, SPONGEBOB? 100 00:04:24,620 --> 00:04:26,275 - I DIDN'’T SAY THAT. 101 00:04:26,275 --> 00:04:29,620 BUT I GUESS WE CAN SHARE PATTY PAL. 102 00:04:29,620 --> 00:04:31,241 - [laughing] 103 00:04:31,241 --> 00:04:32,379 - NOW CAN I SEE IT AGAIN, PATRICK? 104 00:04:32,379 --> 00:04:33,758 - WHAT? 105 00:04:33,758 --> 00:04:35,000 I THOUGHT WE WERE SHARING IT. 106 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:36,793 - WHEN'’S MY TURN? 107 00:04:36,793 --> 00:04:38,862 - AREN'’T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING? 108 00:04:42,689 --> 00:04:43,724 - [laughs nervously] 109 00:04:43,724 --> 00:04:44,724 OF COURSE. 110 00:04:47,931 --> 00:04:48,931 NOW IS IT MY TURN? 111 00:04:48,931 --> 00:04:50,551 - NO. 112 00:04:53,655 --> 00:04:55,068 - HOW '’BOUT NOW? - NAH. 113 00:04:55,068 --> 00:04:56,103 MAYBE TOMORROW. 114 00:04:56,103 --> 00:04:57,310 - [sighs] 115 00:04:57,310 --> 00:04:58,689 NIGHT-NIGHT, PATTY PAL. 116 00:04:58,689 --> 00:04:59,862 - NO TOUCHING! 117 00:04:59,862 --> 00:05:01,103 SEE YOU TOMORROW. 118 00:05:04,689 --> 00:05:06,413 SAY GOOD NIGHT, PATTY PAL. 119 00:05:06,413 --> 00:05:08,241 GOOD NIGHT, SPONGEBOB. 120 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:12,310 - GOOD NIGHT. 121 00:05:15,034 --> 00:05:15,586 foomp! 122 00:05:18,413 --> 00:05:20,275 POOR PATRICK. 123 00:05:20,275 --> 00:05:22,275 HE'’S ONLY GOT THE PATTY PAL FOR TONIGHT, 124 00:05:22,275 --> 00:05:24,034 AND HE'’LL BE ASLEEP 125 00:05:24,034 --> 00:05:25,896 AND WON'’T GET TO PLAY WITH IT AT ALL! 126 00:05:25,896 --> 00:05:27,862 [laughs] 127 00:05:27,862 --> 00:05:30,862 [bouncy electronic music] 128 00:05:30,862 --> 00:05:38,379 ♪ ♪ 129 00:05:48,379 --> 00:05:50,931 [foghorn blares] 130 00:05:54,344 --> 00:05:55,379 - [yowls] 131 00:05:55,379 --> 00:05:56,689 - YES! 132 00:05:56,689 --> 00:05:58,103 TODAY IS MY PATTY PAL DAY! 133 00:05:58,103 --> 00:06:00,000 OH, THIS IS GONNA BE FUN! 134 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,344 - [meows] 135 00:06:01,344 --> 00:06:03,137 - GARY, OF COURSE PATRICK 136 00:06:03,137 --> 00:06:04,344 WILL GIVE ME MY TURN WITH THE PATTY PAL. 137 00:06:04,344 --> 00:06:06,137 - [meows] 138 00:06:06,137 --> 00:06:07,965 - GARY, YOU CAN BE A REAL NEGATIVE NANCY. 139 00:06:09,620 --> 00:06:11,137 - [meows] 140 00:06:13,103 --> 00:06:14,724 - I HEARD THAT. 141 00:06:14,724 --> 00:06:16,413 ♪ LA LA, SHARING ♪ 142 00:06:16,413 --> 00:06:18,344 ♪ DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO, CARING ♪ 143 00:06:18,344 --> 00:06:20,758 ♪ TAKING TURNS, DA DOO-DOO-DOO YA CHA-CHA ♪ 144 00:06:20,758 --> 00:06:23,241 [bouncy electronic music] 145 00:06:23,241 --> 00:06:26,206 [knocks] 146 00:06:26,206 --> 00:06:29,206 GOOD MORNING, PATRICK. 147 00:06:29,206 --> 00:06:31,137 - HUH? 148 00:06:31,137 --> 00:06:32,551 I'’M NOT HOME RIGHT NOW! 149 00:06:32,551 --> 00:06:34,000 PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE! 150 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:35,724 BEEP! 151 00:06:35,724 --> 00:06:38,965 - PATRICK, IT'’S ME, SPONGEBOB. 152 00:06:38,965 --> 00:06:40,896 IT'’S MY TURN TO PLAY WITH THE TOY. 153 00:06:40,896 --> 00:06:42,448 - I CAN'’T GO OUT! 154 00:06:42,448 --> 00:06:44,379 I JUST WASHED MY HAIR! 155 00:06:44,379 --> 00:06:46,965 - YOU DON'’T HAVE ANY-- COME ON OUT, PATRICK! 156 00:06:46,965 --> 00:06:48,000 IT'’S MY TURN! 157 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,344 - GOT ANY I.D.? 158 00:06:50,344 --> 00:06:52,827 - I HAVE MY MILK SHAKE DISPENSER OPERATOR'’S LICENSE. 159 00:06:52,827 --> 00:06:55,586 [cow moos] 160 00:06:55,586 --> 00:06:57,000 - HUH. 161 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,482 LOOKS FAKE TO ME, PAL. 162 00:06:58,482 --> 00:07:00,344 BYE-BYE, NOW. 163 00:07:00,344 --> 00:07:03,655 - WELL, I GUESS I HAD BEST BE GOING. 164 00:07:03,655 --> 00:07:06,275 I'’M WALKING AWAY. 165 00:07:06,275 --> 00:07:07,896 HERE I GO. 166 00:07:11,689 --> 00:07:13,655 I'’M GONE NOW. 167 00:07:13,655 --> 00:07:14,758 - ARE YOU SURE? 168 00:07:14,758 --> 00:07:16,172 - PRETTY SURE. 169 00:07:18,965 --> 00:07:20,448 HI, PATRICK! 170 00:07:20,448 --> 00:07:22,000 TIME TO SHARE! 171 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,310 - DECEIVER! 172 00:07:23,310 --> 00:07:25,034 YOU DIDN'’T LEAVE AT ALL! 173 00:07:25,034 --> 00:07:26,241 - OH, AND YOU WERE WASHING YOUR HAIR? 174 00:07:26,241 --> 00:07:27,241 - I WAS TOO. 175 00:07:27,241 --> 00:07:29,793 SEE? 176 00:07:29,793 --> 00:07:30,896 - [groans] HEE-YUP! 177 00:07:35,310 --> 00:07:36,586 - NICE DISMOUNT. 178 00:07:36,586 --> 00:07:37,896 - I'’VE BEEN WORKING OUT. 179 00:07:37,896 --> 00:07:39,034 - WELL, GOT TO GO. 180 00:07:39,034 --> 00:07:40,379 - HOLD ON, BUSTER! 181 00:07:40,379 --> 00:07:42,448 [skidding sound] 182 00:07:42,448 --> 00:07:44,103 HAND OVER THE TOY. 183 00:07:44,103 --> 00:07:45,586 IT'’S MY TURN. 184 00:07:45,586 --> 00:07:47,241 - I CAN'’T. 185 00:07:47,241 --> 00:07:49,172 PATTY PAL AND ME HAVE REALLY BONDED. 186 00:07:49,172 --> 00:07:50,862 - [gasps] 187 00:07:50,862 --> 00:07:52,586 OH, GARY WAS SO RIGHT ABOUT YOU. 188 00:07:52,586 --> 00:07:54,206 YOU'’RE A NON-SHARER! 189 00:07:54,206 --> 00:07:55,965 - GARY SAID THAT? 190 00:07:55,965 --> 00:07:57,620 YOU'’RE OFF MY FRIEND LIST, GARY! 191 00:07:57,620 --> 00:07:58,793 - [meows casually] 192 00:08:01,310 --> 00:08:03,103 - HAND IT OVER, PATRICK. 193 00:08:03,103 --> 00:08:04,551 I GET TO PLAY WITH THE PATTY PAL TODAY. 194 00:08:04,551 --> 00:08:06,310 - YOU CAN'’T TAKE IT. 195 00:08:06,310 --> 00:08:08,275 IT'’S NOT FAIR! 196 00:08:08,275 --> 00:08:10,206 - HOW '’BOUT I ONLY TAKE IT FOR HALF A DAY? 197 00:08:10,206 --> 00:08:12,000 - MM-MM! 198 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,413 - HOW '’BOUT WE TRADE OFF EVERY HOUR? 199 00:08:13,413 --> 00:08:14,931 - MM-MM! 200 00:08:14,931 --> 00:08:16,448 - EVERY HALF HOUR? - MM-MM! 201 00:08:16,448 --> 00:08:17,862 - EVERY 15 MINUTES? - MM-MM! 202 00:08:17,862 --> 00:08:18,965 - FIVE MINUTES? - MM-MM! 203 00:08:18,965 --> 00:08:20,206 - ONE MINUTE? 204 00:08:20,206 --> 00:08:21,413 - N-N-NO! 205 00:08:21,413 --> 00:08:22,793 - OKAY, MY FINAL OFFER: 206 00:08:22,793 --> 00:08:24,689 WE TRADE OFF EVERY SECOND. 207 00:08:24,689 --> 00:08:26,344 - ONE! 208 00:08:26,344 --> 00:08:29,344 - ONE! 209 00:08:29,344 --> 00:08:31,034 - ONE! 210 00:08:33,896 --> 00:08:34,758 [train horn blowing] 211 00:08:43,965 --> 00:08:44,724 [door slams] 212 00:08:46,896 --> 00:08:47,724 [door slams] 213 00:08:50,724 --> 00:08:51,827 - [slurping] 214 00:08:51,827 --> 00:08:54,344 - [yelling] 215 00:08:54,344 --> 00:08:55,896 - [screaming] 216 00:08:55,896 --> 00:08:57,206 - [slurping] 217 00:08:57,206 --> 00:08:59,034 [both yelling and crashing] 218 00:08:59,034 --> 00:09:00,206 [glass shatters] 219 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:01,310 - I HATE THEM. 220 00:09:01,310 --> 00:09:05,275 [both yelling] 221 00:09:05,275 --> 00:09:07,862 - HOWDY, PATRICK, SPONGEBOB. 222 00:09:07,862 --> 00:09:09,793 both: HI, SANDY. 223 00:09:09,793 --> 00:09:12,000 - WHAT IN TARNATION'’S GOING ON WITH YOU TWO? 224 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:14,448 - SPONGEBOB WON'’T LET ME PLAY WITH MY TOY! 225 00:09:14,448 --> 00:09:16,551 - PATRICK WON'’T SHARE OUR TOY! 226 00:09:16,551 --> 00:09:18,931 - WHAT YOU NEED IS A MEDIATOR. 227 00:09:18,931 --> 00:09:21,862 Y'’ALL BEST SIT DOWN AND WORK THIS OUT. 228 00:09:21,862 --> 00:09:23,379 NOW, THE MAIN PROBLEM IN AN ARGUMENT 229 00:09:23,379 --> 00:09:25,482 IS A LACK OF COMMUNICATION. 230 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:28,034 YOU CAN ONLY RESOLVE CONFLICT WHEN YOU UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER. 231 00:09:28,034 --> 00:09:30,000 SO I WANT EACH OF YOU TO STATE 232 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:33,137 WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT TO EACH OF YOU RIGHT NOW. 233 00:09:33,137 --> 00:09:36,896 [both gasping] WATER! 234 00:09:36,896 --> 00:09:39,413 [both panting] 235 00:09:47,586 --> 00:09:49,931 - WHOO! - HOO, BOY! 236 00:09:49,931 --> 00:09:51,724 - THAT MEDIATOR LADY MADE SOME GOOD POINTS. 237 00:09:51,724 --> 00:09:53,137 - MOST DEFINITELY. 238 00:09:53,137 --> 00:09:55,241 - IT TAKES UNDERSTANDING. 239 00:09:55,241 --> 00:09:58,965 - COMMUNICATION IS KEY. 240 00:09:58,965 --> 00:10:00,379 - [yells] 241 00:10:00,379 --> 00:10:03,551 - [grunting] 242 00:10:03,551 --> 00:10:04,862 [brakes squeal] 243 00:10:04,862 --> 00:10:06,724 [both yelling] 244 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,482 [both yelling] 245 00:10:12,482 --> 00:10:13,206 - GIMME! 246 00:10:18,862 --> 00:10:19,862 [both yelling] 247 00:10:19,862 --> 00:10:20,379 GIMME! 248 00:10:22,379 --> 00:10:23,448 [tires squeal] 249 00:10:23,448 --> 00:10:24,758 [tires screech] 250 00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:25,827 [both yelling] 251 00:10:25,827 --> 00:10:26,965 GIMME! 252 00:10:26,965 --> 00:10:30,034 GIMME! 253 00:10:30,034 --> 00:10:31,793 [both yelling] 254 00:10:31,793 --> 00:10:32,896 - GIVE IT! - IT'’S MINE! 255 00:10:32,896 --> 00:10:34,103 [both yelling] 256 00:10:34,103 --> 00:10:35,620 - IT'’S MY TURN! 257 00:10:35,620 --> 00:10:36,620 - NO, IT'’S MINE! 258 00:10:36,620 --> 00:10:37,724 - MINE! 259 00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:39,551 [both yelling] 260 00:10:39,551 --> 00:10:41,620 - IF I CAN'’T HAVE IT, 261 00:10:41,620 --> 00:10:44,103 NO ONE CAN! 262 00:10:44,103 --> 00:10:46,000 chomp! 263 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,034 gulp! 264 00:10:47,034 --> 00:10:48,344 AH. 265 00:10:48,344 --> 00:10:51,206 - NO! 266 00:10:51,206 --> 00:10:53,310 - AVAST, THERE, LADDIES. 267 00:10:53,310 --> 00:10:55,586 WHAT'’S ALL THIS RUCKARUS ABOUT NOW? 268 00:10:55,586 --> 00:10:57,793 - IT'’S OUR KRABBY PATTY TOY, MR. KRABS, 269 00:10:57,793 --> 00:10:59,896 AND PATRICK ATE IT SO THAT I COULDN'’T PLAY WITH IT. 270 00:10:59,896 --> 00:11:02,034 - SPONGEBOB WON'’T LET ME PLAY WITH IT. 271 00:11:02,034 --> 00:11:03,655 - ONLY BECAUSE YOU HOGGED IT ALL NIGHT. 272 00:11:03,655 --> 00:11:04,896 - I DID NOT! - DID TOO! 273 00:11:04,896 --> 00:11:06,586 - NUH-UH. 274 00:11:06,586 --> 00:11:08,206 - OH, YOU TOY EATER! - TATTLETALE! 275 00:11:08,206 --> 00:11:09,689 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, THERE. 276 00:11:09,689 --> 00:11:11,517 NOW, SETTLE DOWN. 277 00:11:11,517 --> 00:11:14,103 ALL THIS BRAWLING IS OVER A TOY? 278 00:11:14,103 --> 00:11:15,965 YOU TWO SHOULDN'’T LET A LITTLE TRINKET 279 00:11:15,965 --> 00:11:17,689 GET BETWEEN YOUSE. 280 00:11:17,689 --> 00:11:20,000 YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES. 281 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,965 IF I GAVE EACH OF YOU ANOTHER TOY, 282 00:11:22,965 --> 00:11:25,862 WOULD THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY? 283 00:11:25,862 --> 00:11:27,379 both: YES. 284 00:11:27,379 --> 00:11:29,172 - WELL, YOU'’RE IN LUCK! 285 00:11:29,172 --> 00:11:30,931 YOU TWO SEEMED SO THRILLED WITH THE TOY, 286 00:11:30,931 --> 00:11:33,137 I HAD AN ENTIRE CASE OF '’EM MADE. 287 00:11:33,137 --> 00:11:35,448 THEY BEEN SELLING LIKE HOTCAKES. 288 00:11:35,448 --> 00:11:37,275 THAT'’LL BE $13.50 EACH. 289 00:11:37,275 --> 00:11:39,068 - THIS TIME, IT'’S ON ME. 290 00:11:41,103 --> 00:11:42,931 - PATRICK, THAT'’S MY MONEY. 291 00:11:42,931 --> 00:11:45,448 - HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING ABOUT SHARING? 292 00:12:00,896 --> 00:12:04,172 - SPONGEBOB, ONE EXTRA LARGE ORDER OF SEA FRIES. 293 00:12:04,172 --> 00:12:07,517 - AND? 294 00:12:07,517 --> 00:12:09,241 - PLEASE. 295 00:12:09,241 --> 00:12:10,689 - NOW, THAT WASN'’T SO HARD, WAS IT? 296 00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:12,344 - YES. YES, IT WAS. 297 00:12:12,344 --> 00:12:14,000 - ONE LARGE SEA FRIES COMING UP. 298 00:12:20,034 --> 00:12:21,379 [popping sounds] 299 00:12:29,793 --> 00:12:30,724 [splashing] 300 00:12:38,310 --> 00:12:39,310 ding! 301 00:12:39,310 --> 00:12:40,793 YAY! 302 00:12:42,620 --> 00:12:46,000 - ONE LARGE SEA FRIES, EXTRA WEIRD. 303 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:49,689 - SPONGEBOB! 304 00:12:49,689 --> 00:12:53,655 PLEASE REPORT TO ME OFFICE. 305 00:12:53,655 --> 00:12:55,689 NOW, LISTEN UP, SON. 306 00:12:55,689 --> 00:12:57,793 I'’VE CALLED YOU HERE ON OFFICIAL KRUSTY KRAB BUSINESS. 307 00:12:57,793 --> 00:12:59,896 EVERY YEAR, ME FELLOW CHEAPSKATE CRABS 308 00:12:59,896 --> 00:13:03,000 MEET TO DISCUSS NEW WAYS OF BEING STINGY IN THE WORKPLACE, 309 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,827 BUT MORE THAN THAT, 310 00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:07,896 THEY BESTOW THE AWARD FOR CHEAPEST CRAB, 311 00:13:07,896 --> 00:13:10,655 AND THIS YEAR, I'’VE BEEN NOMINATED. 312 00:13:10,655 --> 00:13:12,172 - [muttering] 313 00:13:12,172 --> 00:13:14,517 CRABS...NOMINATED... AWARD-- 314 00:13:14,517 --> 00:13:16,413 AWARD? 315 00:13:16,413 --> 00:13:18,689 - SO I'’LL BE OUT OF TOWN FOR THE AWARD CEREMONY, 316 00:13:18,689 --> 00:13:20,620 AND YOU'’RE COMING WITH ME. 317 00:13:20,620 --> 00:13:24,793 - ROAD TRIP! 318 00:13:24,793 --> 00:13:26,517 - ON THIS TRIP, I'’M GONNA TEACH YOU 319 00:13:26,517 --> 00:13:28,482 ALL ME CHEAPSKATE KNOWLEDGE 320 00:13:28,482 --> 00:13:31,034 LIKE YOU WERE THE SON I NEVER WANTED. 321 00:13:31,034 --> 00:13:33,344 - OOH, CAN I CALL YOU DADDY? 322 00:13:33,344 --> 00:13:34,689 - NO. - PA? 323 00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:36,000 - NO. - POP? 324 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,448 - NO. - PAPA? 325 00:13:37,448 --> 00:13:38,896 - NO. - MY OLD MAN? 326 00:13:38,896 --> 00:13:40,310 - NO. - DADDYKINS? 327 00:13:40,310 --> 00:13:41,655 - MAYBE. - GRAMPY JOE? 328 00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:43,655 smack! - NO. 329 00:13:43,655 --> 00:13:44,965 NOW, THIS'’LL BE A GREAT LEARNING EXPERIENCE FOR YOU, 330 00:13:44,965 --> 00:13:46,137 SO KEEP YOUR BRAIN PEELED. 331 00:13:46,137 --> 00:13:47,896 - CAN DO, MR. KRABS. 332 00:13:47,896 --> 00:13:49,517 - AND IN THE TRADITION OF THE EVENT, 333 00:13:49,517 --> 00:13:51,482 WE ARE REQUIRED TO TRAVEL CHEAPLY, 334 00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:53,172 AND I'’M GONNA TEACH YOU THE CHEAPEST WAY TO DO IT. 335 00:13:55,586 --> 00:13:58,172 - [grunting] 336 00:13:58,172 --> 00:13:59,344 HEAVE! 337 00:13:59,344 --> 00:14:01,172 [grunts] 338 00:14:01,172 --> 00:14:01,724 pop! 339 00:14:04,241 --> 00:14:05,965 foomp! 340 00:14:05,965 --> 00:14:08,517 - ATTENTION, CHEAPSKATE ATTENDEES. 341 00:14:08,517 --> 00:14:12,896 I, EUGENE KRABS, HAVE ONLY SPENT ON ME TRAVEL 342 00:14:12,896 --> 00:14:16,551 THE PRICE OF A 1¢ STAMP! 343 00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:18,586 [cheers] 344 00:14:18,586 --> 00:14:20,310 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 345 00:14:20,310 --> 00:14:23,448 I'’D LIKE TO SEE SOMEONE TOP THAT. 346 00:14:23,448 --> 00:14:24,517 pop! 347 00:14:24,517 --> 00:14:25,655 [shrieks] 348 00:14:25,655 --> 00:14:27,448 CHINTZY MCGEE? 349 00:14:27,448 --> 00:14:29,344 - THANKS FOR LETTING ME HITCH A RIDE, KRABS. 350 00:14:29,344 --> 00:14:31,551 I DIDN'’T HAVE TO SPEND A PENNY ON TRAVEL. 351 00:14:31,551 --> 00:14:34,034 all: OOH! 352 00:14:34,034 --> 00:14:35,379 - SNAP! 353 00:14:35,379 --> 00:14:36,655 - BETTER WISH HIM LUCK, KID. 354 00:14:36,655 --> 00:14:38,103 HE'’LL NEED IT. 355 00:14:38,103 --> 00:14:39,310 - GOOD LUCK, MR. KRABS! 356 00:14:39,310 --> 00:14:40,379 - COME ON. 357 00:14:43,724 --> 00:14:46,000 - YOUR ROOM, SIR. 358 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,000 - YOU SEE THAT, LADDIE? 359 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,655 THE OUTSTRETCHED HAND IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST DANGERS 360 00:14:49,655 --> 00:14:51,862 TO BECOMING A TRUE CHEAPSKATE. 361 00:14:51,862 --> 00:14:53,758 HE WANTS A TIP. 362 00:14:53,758 --> 00:14:55,620 - WHAT'’S A TIP? 363 00:14:55,620 --> 00:15:00,137 - IT MEANS HE WANTS MONEY FOR NOTHING. 364 00:15:00,137 --> 00:15:01,724 NOW, WATCH CLOSELY. 365 00:15:01,724 --> 00:15:02,931 ting! 366 00:15:02,931 --> 00:15:04,724 THERE YOU ARE, LAD. 367 00:15:04,724 --> 00:15:07,620 - WOW. A QUARTER. 368 00:15:07,620 --> 00:15:09,793 YOU, SIR, ARE A REAL CHEAPSKATE. 369 00:15:09,793 --> 00:15:12,068 - WHY, THANK YOU. 370 00:15:12,068 --> 00:15:13,482 NOW, WATCH CLOSELY, BOY. 371 00:15:13,482 --> 00:15:15,413 YOU GIVE IT A LITTLE LEAD 372 00:15:15,413 --> 00:15:18,034 AND THEN SNATCH IT BACK. 373 00:15:18,034 --> 00:15:21,896 - OH, LIKE I HAVEN'’T ALREADY SEEN THAT GAG TEN TIMES... 374 00:15:21,896 --> 00:15:23,206 TODAY. 375 00:15:23,206 --> 00:15:24,758 - [laughing] 376 00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,689 GO AHEAD. GIVE IT A TRY. 377 00:15:26,689 --> 00:15:28,931 - AYE, AYE, SIR. 378 00:15:28,931 --> 00:15:30,103 ting! 379 00:15:30,103 --> 00:15:31,344 HERE YOU ARE, SONNY, 380 00:15:31,344 --> 00:15:34,241 A NICE SHINY QUARTER. 381 00:15:34,241 --> 00:15:36,137 - [growls] 382 00:15:40,172 --> 00:15:41,620 - GO ON, BOY. 383 00:15:41,620 --> 00:15:43,482 YOUR QUARTER'’S GETTING AWAY. 384 00:15:43,482 --> 00:15:45,482 - [grunts] 385 00:15:45,482 --> 00:15:48,551 crunch! 386 00:15:48,551 --> 00:15:50,206 - QUIT FOOLING AROUND. 387 00:15:50,206 --> 00:15:51,620 I GOT AN AWARD TO WIN. 388 00:15:51,620 --> 00:15:53,862 [stretching noise] 389 00:15:53,862 --> 00:15:55,413 snap! 390 00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:56,620 pop! 391 00:15:56,620 --> 00:15:57,137 - MY QUARTER! 392 00:16:04,827 --> 00:16:06,379 - HI, FELLERS. 393 00:16:06,379 --> 00:16:07,413 [laughs] 394 00:16:07,413 --> 00:16:09,724 [laughter] 395 00:16:09,724 --> 00:16:12,344 - ARR, ARR, ARR, ARR, ARR. 396 00:16:12,344 --> 00:16:14,448 - YOU STILL KNOW THE CHEAPSKATE HANDSHAKE? 397 00:16:14,448 --> 00:16:16,137 - OF COURSE. 398 00:16:16,137 --> 00:16:18,655 both: PENNY PINCHING, PENNY PINCHING. 399 00:16:18,655 --> 00:16:20,310 - WHOO! 400 00:16:20,310 --> 00:16:21,896 - WHOO! 401 00:16:21,896 --> 00:16:23,827 both: CHEAP, CHEAP, CHEAP. 402 00:16:23,827 --> 00:16:25,689 [sigh] 403 00:16:25,689 --> 00:16:28,000 - I'’D LIKE TO INTRODUCE ME FRY COOK, SPONGEBOB. 404 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,931 I'’VE BEEN GIVING HIM SOME POINTERS. 405 00:16:29,931 --> 00:16:33,275 - AH, TRAINING HIM IN THE CHEAPSKATE ARTS, EH? 406 00:16:33,275 --> 00:16:35,482 YOU'’RE LEARNING FROM THE MASTER, KIDDO. 407 00:16:35,482 --> 00:16:37,896 - I COOK KRABBY PATTIES. 408 00:16:37,896 --> 00:16:39,275 - YES, SURE, YOU DO. 409 00:16:39,275 --> 00:16:41,137 LATER, KRABS. 410 00:16:41,137 --> 00:16:43,068 - LAD, YOU'’RE SURROUNDED BY STINGY WISDOM, 411 00:16:43,068 --> 00:16:45,137 SO TRY TO PICK UP SOME POINTERS, 412 00:16:45,137 --> 00:16:48,931 BUT WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'’T LEND ANYONE MONEY. 413 00:16:48,931 --> 00:16:52,482 - 25, 26-- 414 00:16:52,482 --> 00:16:53,689 ding! 415 00:16:53,689 --> 00:16:55,517 - LET'’S MINGLE. 416 00:16:55,517 --> 00:16:57,241 [microphone feedback squeals] 417 00:16:57,241 --> 00:16:59,275 - ATTENTION, PENNY-PINCHERS! 418 00:16:59,275 --> 00:17:01,034 [snapping] 419 00:17:01,034 --> 00:17:02,758 - WHAT? WHAT'’D HE SAY? WHAT? 420 00:17:02,758 --> 00:17:04,103 [snapping] OH! 421 00:17:04,103 --> 00:17:05,413 [laughter] 422 00:17:05,413 --> 00:17:07,724 - PENNY-PINCHERS. 423 00:17:07,724 --> 00:17:09,827 - IT'’S TIME TO AWARD THE TROPHY 424 00:17:09,827 --> 00:17:13,413 FOR THIS YEAR'’S CHEAPEST CRAB. 425 00:17:13,413 --> 00:17:17,206 AND THE NOMINEES ARE: 426 00:17:17,206 --> 00:17:20,241 EUGENE KRABS IN SIGN OF THE TIMES. 427 00:17:22,551 --> 00:17:23,172 [all gasp] 428 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,862 - HUH? - $1 PER FOOTSTEP? 429 00:17:32,862 --> 00:17:34,620 - I CAN'’T AFFORD THAT. 430 00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:37,241 [angry muttering] 431 00:17:37,241 --> 00:17:38,448 - HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE? 432 00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:39,689 ding! ding! ding! 433 00:17:39,689 --> 00:17:40,931 - [laughing] 434 00:17:40,931 --> 00:17:42,379 [cheers and applause] 435 00:17:42,379 --> 00:17:43,896 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 436 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,620 - GOOD STUFF! 437 00:17:45,620 --> 00:17:47,758 - NEXT UP IS BEUFORD BARGAIN BOTTOM 438 00:17:47,758 --> 00:17:50,931 IN CONVENIENCE STORE CAPER. 439 00:17:50,931 --> 00:17:54,206 beep! beep! beep! 440 00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:56,758 - UH, YOU CHARGED ME THREE TIMES. 441 00:17:56,758 --> 00:17:59,310 - YEAH, THREE TIMES THE FLAVOR, 442 00:17:59,310 --> 00:18:01,413 THREE TIMES THE PRICE. 443 00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:03,862 [cheers and applause] 444 00:18:03,862 --> 00:18:08,724 - AND DWIGHT T. WAD IN TYING UP LOOSE ENDS. 445 00:18:15,517 --> 00:18:17,034 [cheers and applause] 446 00:18:17,034 --> 00:18:19,241 - AW, JEEZ. 447 00:18:19,241 --> 00:18:21,965 I DIDN'’T THINK THE COMPETITION WOULD BE SO STIFF THIS YEAR. 448 00:18:21,965 --> 00:18:24,586 I'’M GONNA NEED YOUR HELP ON THIS ONE. 449 00:18:24,586 --> 00:18:28,172 [whispering] 450 00:18:28,172 --> 00:18:31,827 - WELL, THAT'’S HIGHLY UNCONVENTIONAL, BUT OKAY. 451 00:18:31,827 --> 00:18:33,758 WE WILL NOW HEAR A TESTIMONY 452 00:18:33,758 --> 00:18:37,275 FROM A KRUSTY KRAB EMPLOYEE. 453 00:18:37,275 --> 00:18:39,586 - I NEED YOU TO TESTIFY ABOUT HOW CHEAP I AM, 454 00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:42,172 SO IF YOU NEED TO DO A LITTLE EXAGGERATING... 455 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,137 YOU'’RE NOT GETTING IT, ARE YOU? 456 00:18:52,137 --> 00:18:53,965 - MM-MM. 457 00:18:53,965 --> 00:18:56,034 - EXAGGERATING IS LIKE TELLING THE TRUTH, 458 00:18:56,034 --> 00:18:58,448 ONLY WITH LITTLE LIES SPRINKLED IN 459 00:18:58,448 --> 00:19:02,103 TO MAKE IT TRUE...ER. 460 00:19:02,103 --> 00:19:04,344 - YOU'’RE TEACHING ME TO LIE? 461 00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:06,206 LYING IS WRONG, MR. KRABS. 462 00:19:06,206 --> 00:19:08,137 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 463 00:19:08,137 --> 00:19:10,517 EXAGGERATING IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM LYING. 464 00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:12,310 YOU'’RE TAKING THE TRUTH 465 00:19:12,310 --> 00:19:16,655 AND JUST SEASONING IT WITH LITTLE LIES. 466 00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:19,172 I MEAN, JUST BECAUSE YOU PUT SALT ON A KRABBY PATTY, 467 00:19:19,172 --> 00:19:22,896 IT DOESN'’T MAKE IT A "SALTY PATTY," DOES IT? 468 00:19:22,896 --> 00:19:24,068 - NO? 469 00:19:24,068 --> 00:19:25,827 - WELL, GOOD ENOUGH. 470 00:19:25,827 --> 00:19:26,931 JUST MAKE SURE YOU EXAGGERATE ENOUGH 471 00:19:26,931 --> 00:19:27,517 FOR ME TO WIN. 472 00:19:30,620 --> 00:19:31,931 [microphone feedback squeals] 473 00:19:33,827 --> 00:19:39,620 - UM, MR. KRABS HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY-- 474 00:19:39,620 --> 00:19:42,241 THE VERY-- 475 00:19:42,241 --> 00:19:44,586 VERY RED. 476 00:19:44,586 --> 00:19:45,689 smack! 477 00:19:45,689 --> 00:19:47,172 - EXAGGERATE! 478 00:19:47,172 --> 00:19:48,655 - OH... BLUE! 479 00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:51,103 - NO, ABOUT ME BEING CHEAP. 480 00:19:51,103 --> 00:19:55,103 - UM, MR. KRABS IS--IS-- IS A VERY GENEROUS EMPLOYER. 481 00:19:55,103 --> 00:19:57,000 [all gasp] 482 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,517 - NO, NO, NO, NO, EXAGGERATE THE OTHER WAY! 483 00:19:59,517 --> 00:20:01,137 - DE-EXAGGERATE, UM... 484 00:20:01,137 --> 00:20:03,172 HE'’S NOT DOING IT FOR THE MONEY. 485 00:20:03,172 --> 00:20:06,896 HE IS DOING IT FOR HIS LOYAL EMPLOYEES. 486 00:20:06,896 --> 00:20:08,862 - OH, HOW CAN HE LIVE WITH HIMSELF? 487 00:20:08,862 --> 00:20:10,689 - GET OUT. - JUST DISGUSTING. 488 00:20:10,689 --> 00:20:13,827 - VACATION TIME, REGULAR RAISES, PROFIT SHARING: 489 00:20:13,827 --> 00:20:16,137 TO MR. KRABS, THESE ARE JUST LITTLE GIFTS 490 00:20:16,137 --> 00:20:17,965 THAT HE'’S GLAD TO GIVE US 491 00:20:17,965 --> 00:20:19,310 SO THAT HE CAN SEE THE LOOK ON OUR FACES 492 00:20:19,310 --> 00:20:20,275 WHEN HE HANDS US OUR PAYCHECK. 493 00:20:20,275 --> 00:20:21,758 - GAH! 494 00:20:21,758 --> 00:20:23,206 - WE'’VE HEARD ENOUGH. 495 00:20:23,206 --> 00:20:25,551 DISQUALIFIED! 496 00:20:25,551 --> 00:20:28,068 - [bawling] 497 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:35,689 - MR. KRABS, YOU LEFT SOME BITTER TEARS ON THE NIGHTSTAND. 498 00:20:35,689 --> 00:20:37,275 - [sniffs] 499 00:20:37,275 --> 00:20:40,793 THANKS. 500 00:20:40,793 --> 00:20:42,586 - CHEER UP, MR. KRABS. 501 00:20:42,586 --> 00:20:44,620 YOU MAY NOT HAVE WON THE AWARD, 502 00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:47,137 BUT YOU'’VE TAUGHT THIS SPONGE A LOT ABOUT STINGINESS. 503 00:20:47,137 --> 00:20:48,965 OOH! 504 00:20:48,965 --> 00:20:51,551 I ALMOST FORGOT TO PACK THESE HOTEL TOILETRIES! 505 00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:54,827 AND LET'’S NOT FORGET THESE HOTEL TOWELS. 506 00:20:54,827 --> 00:20:58,206 - BUT ISN'’T THAT STEALING? 507 00:20:58,206 --> 00:20:59,620 - STEALING? 508 00:20:59,620 --> 00:21:01,034 PBBBBBBT! 509 00:21:01,034 --> 00:21:03,137 WE'’RE EXAGGERATING. 510 00:21:03,137 --> 00:21:05,172 - [laughs] 511 00:21:05,172 --> 00:21:08,965 WELL, COULD WE EXAGGERATE THIS PILLOW TOO? 512 00:21:08,965 --> 00:21:10,896 - WELL, ONLY IF YOU HELP ME 513 00:21:10,896 --> 00:21:12,896 EXAGGERATE THIS AIR CONDITIONER. 514 00:21:12,896 --> 00:21:14,137 - [laughs] 515 00:21:14,137 --> 00:21:15,862 SURE, BOY. 516 00:21:15,862 --> 00:21:19,241 BUT WHY NOT EXAGGERATE THE WHOLE WALL? 517 00:21:19,241 --> 00:21:22,241 [laughter] 518 00:21:22,241 --> 00:21:24,896 [both grunting] 519 00:21:24,896 --> 00:21:26,103 [water gushing] 520 00:21:26,103 --> 00:21:27,137 rip! 521 00:21:27,137 --> 00:21:30,172 [laughter] 522 00:21:30,172 --> 00:21:31,586 [cracking] 523 00:21:36,931 --> 00:21:39,862 WELL, I DIDN'’T WIN THE AWARD, 524 00:21:39,862 --> 00:21:43,172 BUT IT'’S BEEN NICE EXAGGERATING WITH YOU, BOY. 525 00:21:43,172 --> 00:21:45,931 [laughter] 526 00:21:45,931 --> 00:21:49,241 - DO YOU HAVE ANY HOTEL PROPERTY IN THIS BAG? 527 00:21:49,241 --> 00:21:50,724 - PREPOSTEROUS. 528 00:21:50,724 --> 00:21:52,586 THIS IS ALL MINE. 529 00:21:52,586 --> 00:21:56,000 pop! 530 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,827 - [laughs] 531 00:21:57,827 --> 00:22:00,172 LOOKS LIKE HE BIT OFF MORE THAN HE COULD CHEW. 532 00:22:00,172 --> 00:22:02,517 [rumbling] 533 00:22:02,517 --> 00:22:05,793 [explosion] 534 00:22:05,793 --> 00:22:07,448 - [gasps] 535 00:22:07,448 --> 00:22:09,896 YOU LIFTED THE ENTIRE HOTEL ROOM? 536 00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:13,482 - AH-AH! EXAGGERATED. 537 00:22:13,482 --> 00:22:16,103 [applause] 538 00:22:16,103 --> 00:22:18,000 [cheers and applause] 539 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:21,896 - THAT IS THE STINGIEST DISPLAY I HAVE EVER SEEN. 540 00:22:21,896 --> 00:22:26,000 I DECLARE YOU THE NEW WINNER! 541 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,379 - [laughs] 542 00:22:28,379 --> 00:22:30,000 - SEE YOU NEXT YEAR! 543 00:22:33,620 --> 00:22:36,241 pop! 544 00:22:36,241 --> 00:22:40,000 - THANKS FOR RUINING EVERYTHING SO I COULD WIN. 545 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,448 PUT HER THERE, SPONGEBOB, ME BOY. 546 00:22:42,448 --> 00:22:43,482 - SURE. 547 00:22:43,482 --> 00:22:44,482 pop! 548 00:22:44,482 --> 00:22:45,517 OOP. 549 00:22:45,517 --> 00:22:46,310 [laughter] 550 00:22:49,793 --> 00:22:52,655 Captioning byCaptionMax www.captionmax.com 551 00:22:52,655 --> 00:22:55,655 [lilting ukulele music] 552 00:22:55,655 --> 00:23:03,241 ♪ ♪ 553 00:23:30,758 --> 00:23:32,413 [kids laughing] 34958

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