Original subtitles

- ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

All: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

- I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

All: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

- ♪ OHH...

♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? ♪

All: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

- ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE ♪

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

- ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

- ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY?

All: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

- SPONGEBOB

SQUAREPANTS!

[laughing]

♪

[waves crashing]

[upbeat ukulele music]

♪

- MR. KRABS, WHAT YOU DOING?

- OH, AHOY, SPONGEBOB.

I WAS JUST USING SOME OLD TOOTHPASTE I FOUND

TO PATCH UP THIS SMALL HOLE IN THE WALL.

- GOOD THING YOU DIDN'T HIRE A PROFESSIONAL TO DO THAT.

- AND WHY IS THAT, MR. SQUIDWARD?

- BECAUSE THEN YOU'D ONLY GET TO REPAIR IT ONCE.

- SO WHAT FLAVOR IS IT?

- IT... IT'S JUST A HOLE IN THE WALL, BOY.

IT DOESN'T HAVE A FLAVOR.

- NO, I MEAN THE TOOTHPASTE!

- OH!

WELL, I THINK IT'S...

- HEY, LOOK, MR. KRABS.

THAT SMALL HOLE IN THE WALL

JUST BECAME A MEDIUM-SIZED HOLE IN THE WALL.

- TIME TO GET OUT THE DENTAL FLOSS. HA.

- THANKS AGAIN FOR TAKING US TO THE KRUSTY KRAB, DAD.

- YEAH, MOM NEVER BRINGS US HERE.

- ANY TIME, KIDS.

[tires screech] WHAT THE...?

- CAREFUL NOW...

- HEY, YOU GUYS PUT IN A DRIVE-THROUGH.

- WE DID? - GREAT.

I'LL HAVE THREE LARGE KRABBY PATTIES,

KRABBY FRIES, A KRABBY KOLA,

AND TWO EXTRA-LARGE ORDERS OF KRABBY RINGS.

IS THIS TOOTHPASTE?

- BOY, I DON'T KNOW HOW I THINK OF THIS STUFF,

BUT I THINK I GOT A WINNER.

WE ARE PUTTIN' IN A DRIVE-THROUGH.

- A DRI... OH!

- SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF EXTRA WORK TO ME.

- YOU MEAN FORYOU.

[cash register dings]

- IT'LL COST YOU MONEY.

- OH, NONSENSE.

WE'LL BUILD IT FOR FREE.

- HI, MR. KRABS.

- AHOY, SPONGEBOB. WHAT'S WITH ALL THE BOOTY?

- I GOT THIS MICROPHONE SYSTEM,

SO WE CAN HEAR WHAT THE CUSTOMERS ORDER,

THIS NEAT SIGN WITH A MENU ON IT,

AND THIS COLORFUL ARROW SO THEY'D KNOW WHERE TO GO.

IT EVEN LIGHTS UP. SEE?

- WELL, THAT'S GREAT, SPONGEBOB,

BUT I ALREADY GOT A BUNCH OF STUFF THAT'S BETTER...

A MENU BOARD MADE WITH OLD NAPKINS AND PACKING TAPE,

A MICROPHONE I MADE WITH SOME RUSTY TIN CANS I FOUND,

...AND THIS SIGN I MADE FROM AN OLD NOODLE.

- I DON'T GET IT, MR. KRABS.

HOW IS THIS STUFF BETTER THAN THE THINGS I BOUGHT?

- I'M SORRY. WHAT?

- HOW IS THIS STUFF BETTER?

- BECAUSE IT WAS...

FREE!

- I'LL HAVE A MEDIUM FRIES,

A LARGE KRABBY PATTY, AND A MEDIUM DRINK.

- COMING RIGHT UP, SIR.

SPONGEBOB, I NEED A MEDIUM FRIES,

LARGE KRABBY PATTY, AND MEDIUM DRINK.

- I'LL HAVE THAT READY

IN TWO SHAKES OF A LAMPREY'S TAIL.

[laughs]

THAT OUGHT TO FIX IT.

THANK YOU! COME AGAIN!

- YES, YOU LIKE IT RIGHT THERE, DON'T YOU?

CAN I HELP YOU?

[cash register dings]

- A BILL? WHAT'S THIS FOR?

- IT'S FOR MY DRY CLEANING.

IT SEEMS AS THOUGH YOUR NEW DRIVE-THROUGH WINDOW

IS A LITTLE ON THE CHALLENGED SIDE.

SIZE-WISE, I MEAN.

- THERE. PROBLEM SOLVED.

- SPONGEBOB, TWO LARGE, TWO MEDIUM.

I HATE MY JOB.

- EXCUSE ME, I'D LIKE TO PLACE AN ORDER, PLEASE.

- AHOY, SQUIDWARD.

- MR. KRABS, I'M GETTING REALLY TIRED

OF RUNNING BACK AND FORTH.

I FIND IT BOTH EXHAUSTING AND TIME-CONSUMING.

- OH, WONDERFUL. PEACHY.

NOW HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET TO SPONGEBOB

SO I CAN HAND HIM THESE ORDER TICKETS HERE?

- PROBLEM SOLVED!

- SQUIDWARD, HI!

- OH, IT'S DAYS LIKE THIS

THAT MAKE ME WISH I HAD GONE TO COLLEGE.

- NOW I'LL BE ABLE TO GET A KRABBY PATTY

THE SIMPLEST WAY POSSIBLE.

[tires screech]

BY ORDERING ONE.

[laughs] AHEM.

I WOULD LIKE TO ORDER ONE KRABBY PATTY, PLEASE.

UH, EXTRA SECRET FORMULA.

HELLO?

IS THIS STUPID THING ON?

- MR. SQUIDWARD, ANY CUSTOMERS?

- NONE THAT I CAN HEAR.

- OH, HERE COMES ONE NOW.

- HEY. HEY! GO AROUND!

GO AROUND! AAH!

- LARGE KRABBY PATTY WITH FRIES, PLEASE.

- WITH FRIES, GOT IT.

WE'LL HAVE THAT RIGHT OUT TO YOU, SIR.

- WHAT? YOU'RE CLOSED?

YEAH, NOW SHE TELLS ME.

- THERE YOU ARE, SIR. THE KETCHUP'S IN THE B... WHAT?

DID SOMEBODY ORDER A KRABBY PATTY?

NOBODY, HUH?

OKAY, I'LL JUST TOSS IT IN THE TRASH.

- I SURE AM IN A JOVIAL MOOD.

HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS?

- YOU BET, PEARL.

- OH, I'M FEELING ESPECIALLYJOVIAL.

YOU KNOW, BEING A TEENAGER AND ALL.

- WELCOME TO THE KRUSTY KRAB DRIVE-THROUGH.

CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER?

- HEY, YOU GUYS,

IT SOUNDS LIKE THAT WEIRD GUY SQUIDWARD.

WHAT DO YOU SAY WE PLAY A PRANK ON HIM?

- OOH, SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA TO ME...

BEING A TEENAGER AND ALL.

TWO LARGE KRABBY PATTIES, PLEASE!

WITH FRIES!

[giggles]

- AAH! OH!

I'M NOT FAKING IT, YOU KNOW.

THAT REALLY HURT.

A LOT.

- A BILL? AND WHAT IS THIS FOR?

- IT'S FOR MY EAR REPLACEMENT SURGERY.

WE NEED A REAL MICROPHONE AND SPEAKER.

- DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA

HOW MUCH A REAL MICROPHONE AND SPEAKER COST?

- HOW MUCH?

WELL, THEY COST AS MUCH AS...

AS A... AS A REAL MICROPHONE AND... SPEAKER.

- OH, WHOA. WHOOPSIE!

- HEY!

YOU DELINQUENT.

- NOW YOU'LL HAVE TO REPLACE IT.

- REPLACE WHAT? - THE MICROPHONE.

- WHAT, DO I LOOK LIKE I'M MADE OUT OF TIN CANS?

- NO, BUT THAT PILE OF TIN CANS OVER THERE IS.

- GOOD THING WE GOT YOU AROUND TO ALWAYS POINT OUT THE OBVIOUS.

- GOOD THING YOU'REAROUND TO NEVER NOTICE THE OBVIOUS.

- SORRY ABOUT THAT, DUDE.

- WELL, THAT'S NICE.

I'M STILL BILLING YOU FOR THE DAMAGES.

- ONE KRABBY MEAL. TO GO.

- HAND IT ON UP HERE.

- SURE THING, LARRY.

[groaning]

- COME ON, BRO. YOU CAN DO IT.

- [groans]

- OR MAYBE NOT.

- MR. KRABS, I'M CONCERNED.

- OH? WHY, SPONGEBOB?

- BECAUSE I CAN'T REACH THE WINDOW

OF LARRY THE LOBSTER'S S.U.B.

- YEAH.

WELL, THERE'S A SOLUTION TO EVERY PROBLEM.

THERE. PROBLEM SOLVED.

[laughs, horns honking]

HEY, WHAT'S ALL THE RUCKERUS ABOUT? WHOA.

- HEY, WHAT'S THE HOLD UP?

- HOW LONG YOU GONNA MAKE US WAIT?

- WE'VE BEEN WAITING HERE FOR HOURS!

- WE'RE STILL WAITING. IN OUR DRIVEWAY.

- SQUIDWARD!

THERE'S A LINE O' CUSTOMERS OUT THERE A MILLION MILES LONG!

- THAT'S NICE. THAT'S INTERESTING.

- I GUESS I'LL BE RETIRING EARLY AFTER ALL!

- MR. EUGENE KRABS?

- YES?

WHAT? IS THIS A... A... A TICKET?

- A TICKET?

NOW WHY WOULD I WRITE YOU A TICKET?

HUH? OH, I KNOW.

HOW ABOUT FOR TURNING THE WHOLE TOWN INTO A PARKING LOT?

- BUT, OFFICER, I, UH, I, UH, LISTEN...

- RELAX, MAN, THAT'S JUST MY ORDER.

I WANT TWO KRABBY PATTIES AND KELP FRIES TO GO.

I DON'T WAIT IN LINES.

- OH, SURE!

RIGHT. WHEW!

HA HA HA.

SPONGEBOB, CAN YOU GET THE KIND OFFICER TWO...

- KRABBY PATTIES AND KELP FRIES TO GO, SIR?

ANYTHING FOR OUR BOYS IN BLUE.

- HERE YOU GO, OFFICER.

AND THANKS FOR BEING SO UNDERSTANDING,

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

NO CHARGE.

- YOU'RE WELCOME.

JUST HOPE THE MAYOR DOESN'T FIND OUT ABOUT THIS MESS.

HE'S THE ONE YOU NEED TO WORRY ABOUT.

- [gulps]

- MAYOR.

- EUGENE KRABS?

- AAH! MR. MAYOR!

- THE WHOLE TOWN IS AT A STANDSTILL

BECAUSE YOUR DRIVE-THROUGH IS SO SLOW.

- WELL, DON'T YOU WORRY, MR. MAYOR.

THERE'S AN ANSWER FOR THAT, TOO.

THERE YA GO.

SEE, NOW WE GOT TWO DRIVE-THROUGHS,

TWO LINES, AND I'LL MAKE MONEY TWICE AS FAST.

[laughs]

THAT SHOULD WORK PERFECTLY.

[horns honking]

- OKAY, WHO HAD THE DOUBLE KRABBY PATTY WITH FRIES

AND EXTRA CHEES...?

- ME! ME! - RIGHT HERE!

- SPONGEBOB, ORDER UP.

- I'M ON IT.

- HURRY, SPONGEBOB. I'VE GOT 26 MORE ORDERS.

[groans]

26 ORDERS UP!

- NO, NO, NO, NOT THAT WINDOW! THE OTHER ONE!

- SQUIDWARD, ARE YOU SURE?

THESE CUSTOMERS OVER HERE LOOK REALLY, REALLY HUNGRY.

- HEY, I WANT SOME FOOD HERE! - COME ON! I CAN'T BELIEVE...

- AND THESE ONES DON'T?

[honks horn]

- HEY, WATCH IT, WILL YA?

I JUST HAD THIS THING REPAINTED!

- AND I JUST HAD THISREPAINTED.

- I SEE YOU USED THE EXTRA-GLOSSY.

- CHUM NUGGETS HERE!

GOIN' FAST. GET 'EM WHILE THEY'RE COLD.

GET 'EM WHILE THEY'RE RUNNY.

LOOKS LIKE KRAB'S DRIVE-THROUGH IS REALLY PAYIN' OFF...

FOR ME!

[evil laugh, tires screech]

OH, NO. NOT AGAIN.

AAH!

- OH, DARN IT!

NOW THERE'S A LINE!

- WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, OLD MAN!

THIS IS THE SECOND TIME!

- I'M TOO OLD TO WAIT IN LINES.

- CHUM NUGGETS.

GET 'EM BEFORE...

MY ARM FALLS OFF.

- [gasps] THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!

- MR. KRABS.

- STAY BACK. TAKE SQUIDWARD. NOT ME!

OOH. HI, SQUIDWARD.

- MR. KRABS, WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING!

THE CUSTOMERS ARE MAD WITH HUNGER!

THEY'RE BEGINNING TO RIOT!

- FOR ONCE, HE'S RIGHT.

- EASY, BOYS. EASY!

DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE BOTH GETTING A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY?

I MEAN, I'D HARDLY CALL THIS A RIOT.

RIGHT? [laughs]

OKAY. DON'T WORRY. I CAN SOLVE THIS.

MORE DRIVE-THROUGHS. MORE MONEY!

[rumbling]

[all scream]

[crunching]

HEY, IS SOMEBODY EATING POTATO CHIPS?

- DON'T WORRY, MR. KRABS. WE CAN FIX IT.

WE MIGHT NEED TO BUY SOME MORE TOOTHPASTE, THOUGH.

[surf music]

♪

- ♪ GOIN' ON DOWN TO BOATING SCHOOL ♪

♪ BOATING SCHOOL, BOATING SCHOOL ♪

♪ GOING ON DOWN TO BOATING SCHOOL ♪

♪ LA, LA, LA, MRS. PUFF

[cheering]

FOR ME?

WELL, ON BEHALF OF YOURS TRULY,

I WOULD LIKE TO THANK EACH OF YOU

FOR SUCH A WONDERFUL AND WARM WELCOME.

THANK YOU. THANK YOU, SIR.

- WHAT'D I DO?

- OOH! MRS. PUFF, THANK YOU MOST OF ALL.

- SPONGEBOB, THAT WARM WELCOME WASN'T FOR YOU.

- IT WASN'T? - NO.

- WELL, THEN WHO WAS IT FOR?

- IT WAS FOR HIM!

[cheers and applause]

[surf music]

♪

- [gasps] IT'S TONY FAST,

THE FAMOUS RACE-BOAT DRIVER,

AND HIS FIRST-BORN SON, TONY FAST JUNIOR.

- I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S HIM.

OH!

- I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I'M IN THE PRESENCE

OF SUCH BIG CELEBRITIES.

- GOOD LUCK ON YOUR FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL, SON.

- YEAH, WHATEVER.

- DON'T SHOW OFF TOO MUCH.

SHOW OFF... JUST ENOUGH.

[engine revs]

[all coughing]

[cheering]

- HEY, TONY JUNIOR, WANT TO SIGN MY LUNCH BOX?

- WANT TO SIGN MY STEERING WHEEL?

- WANT TO SIGN MY...

- HEY! I WAS HERE FIRST.

- NO, YOU WEREN'T. I WAS.

[blows whistle, breathing heavily]

AHEM.

WHILE TONY JUNIOR IS A STUDENT HERE,

HE WILL RECEIVE NO SPECIAL ATTENTION.

HE WILL BE TREATED JUST LIKE THE REST OF US... NO EXCEPTIONS.

NOW, TONY, REPORT TO THE OBSTACLE COURSE

WHERE I WILL ASSESS YOUR ABILITIES.

- SURE THING, TEACH.

- HOLD IT.

NOT UNTIL YOU'VE SIGNED MY LUNCH BOX.

[laughs]

- GO, TONY JUNIOR, GO!

GO, TONY JUNIOR, GO!

HOORAY!

- LOOKS LIKE IT'S MY TURN.

WHAT GOES AROUND, COMES AROUND.

OVER AND OUT.

HOORAY!

- HE IS GOOD. [gasps]

IF HE'S REALLY THAT GOOD,

MAYBE THERE'S A CHANCE... JUST A CHANCE...

SOME OF THAT COULD RUB OFF ON MY MOST INCORRIGIBLE STUDENT,

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.

YES!

- MRS. PUFF?

- YES, SPONGEBOB?

- WHAT DOES "INCORRIGIBLE" MEAN?

- SO YOU JUST WANT ME TO RIDE AROUND

WITH THIS DUDE FOR A WHILE?

- THAT'S IT. - WHATEVER. LET'S ROLL!

- IT'S NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU, TONY FAST JUNIOR.

[breathing heavily]

- I SAID, "LET'S ROLL!"

- OKAY, UH, ROLL, ROLL, ROLL.

IS THERE A BUTTON FOR THAT?

UH, I KNOW I KNOW THIS.

IT'S AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. I...

- JUST DRIVE! - JUST DRIVING.

AAH!

YOW-OW-OW!

WHAT DO THESE DOTTED LINES MEAN?

- RELAX, MAN. YOU GOT TO RELAX.

- RELAX. RELAX?

MRS. PUFF HASN'T TAUGHT US THAT YET!

- NO, I MEAN JUST RELAX, MAN.

- OKAY. JUST-RELAXING, MAN.

[groans]

RE... LAX... ING.

RELAXING... SO HARD!

[groans] I CAN'T RELAX!

- NO, NO, NO, NOT LIKE THAT.

YOU JUST GOT TO LET GO.

- LET GO? - BE... COOL.

- BE COOL?

- BE COOL.

- BE COOL.

[surf music]

♪

COOL...

- NOT BAD, DUDE. NOT BAD.

- [gasps] IT'S A MIRACLE!

- NEPTUNE BE PRAISED!

- THAT WENT BETTER THAN EXPECTED.

OH, IF TONY JUNIOR CAN KEEP THIS UP,

THEN SPONGEBOB MIGHT EVEN GRADUATE,

AND I'LL BE RID OF HIM FOREVER.

FOREVER! [laughs]

FOREVER!

- OKAY, BRO JANGLES,

CATCH YOU...

ON THE FLIP SIDE.

WHAT THE...?

- MWAH!

- HEY, TONY JUNIOR!

- YEAH, WHAT IS IT?

CAN'T YA SEE I'M WALKIN' HERE?

- I CAN SEE THAT.

AND I'M EAGER TO LEARN MORE FROM YOU.

- "EAGER"? - YEAH.

- I CAN'T TEACH YOU ANYTHING MORE AT THIS SQUARE SCHOOL.

NO OFFENSE, SQUAREPANTS.

- NONE TAKEN.

- WELL, IF YOU REALLY WANT TO LEARN MORE,

YOU CAN COME BY MY HOUSE LATERS.

- OOH, I'D BE DELIGHTED TO.

[intercom beeps]

- WHO IS IT?

- SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.

- WHO?

SPONGE... BOB...

SQUARE... PANTS.

- TONY FAST JUNIOR!

- GUY FROM SCHOOL! COME ON IN.

- NICE PLACE YOU GOT HERE, TONY JUNIOR.

- THANKS. LIVED HERE ALL MY LIFE.

MY MOM AND DAD ARE OUT.

- OH... UH, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

- IT MEANS...

YOU WANNA SEE MY DAD'S VINTAGE SPEEDBOAT COLLECTION?

- OH, WOULD I?

- AND HE TOOK FIRST PLACE IN THIS BEAUTY,

SURPASSING SPEED RECORDS HELD BY BOTH FRANCES BACONSKIN JUNIOR

AND SMITTY "TAILPIPE" ROTHERMA.

- WOW, THEY'RE SO SHINY.

- PICK YER FAVORITE.

- MY FAVORITE? OH, I COULDN'T.

- WHY, SURE YA CAN. WHAT'S THE BIG...

- THIS ONE! - HUH? THE BAYTONA CLASSIC.

EXCELLENT CHOICE.

WANT TO TAKE HER FOR A SPIN?

- A SPIN? BUT WE DON'T EVEN HAVE BOATING LICENSES!

- YOU DON'T NEED A BOATING LICENSE

FOR A RACEBOAT, SQUAREPANTS.

- WOW, TONY JUNIOR, SHE HANDLES LIKE A DREAM.

IT'S LIKE I'M FLOATING ON AIR.

- YOU'RE TELLIN' ME!

- ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE COMFORTABLE

WITH ME DRIVING, THOUGH?

I ADMIT I AM FEELING A LITTLE NERVOUS.

- I WOULDN'T, IF I WERE YOU.

REMEMBER, IT WAS YOUR NERVES

THAT MADE US ALMOST CRASH BEFORE.

- HA HA! MY NERVES.

I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT... MY NERVES!

- HEY! WATCH IT!

- SORRY SIR!

- JUST LET GO.

WHEW.

- "LET GO." GOT IT!

WHEE!

- GO FASTER, SPONGEBOB.

- FASTER?

- JUST LET GO. OF THE BRAKES!

- IF YOU SAY SO!

WHEEE!

WHEEE!

WHEE!

- NOW YOU'RE GETTING IT.

- WHEE... RED LIGHT!

- [girlish scream]

REAL COOL, SQUAREPANTS.

- THANKS, T.F.J.

- THAT'S QUITE A FANCY SPEEDBOAT YOU GOT THERE.

FOR A COUPLE OF SQUARES!

- WHAT HE SAID. [laughter]

- THANK YOU.

AND MAY I SAY HOW LOVELY YOUR SPEEDBOAT IS TOO,

FOR A BUNCH OF CIRCLES.

AND BY "CIRCLES" I MEAN WELL-ROUNDED INDIVIDUALS.

[laughs]

- EH, WISE GUY, HUH?

WELL, THEN, HOW ABOUT YOU WISE UP

TO AN UNFRIENDLY COMPETITION?

RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.

- YEAH! WHAT HE SAID.

- "RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW."

IT'S LITTLE SHORT NOTICE.

I'LL NEED TO CHECK MY AVAILABILITY.

LET'S SEE... RIGHT NOW.

LOOKS LIKE I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING SCHEDULED FOR RIGHT NOW.

THEREFORE, I WOULD LIKE TO ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE.

- YES!

- HOWEVER, CERTAIN SAFETY CONCERNS

PREVENT ME FROM DOING SO.

THEREFORE, I MUST DECLINE.

- SQUAREPANTS, I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M HEARING HERE.

- I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING.

- UGH. LOOK, KID,

BEING COOL INCLUDES ACCEPTING THIS CHALLENGE.

ANYTHING LESS WOULD BE AN EMBARRASSMENT.

- I WOULD NEVER WANT TO EMBARRASS YOU, TONY JUNIOR.

THEREFORE, I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE!

- OH, IT'S ON!

- WHAT HE SAID!

- DO YOU MIND?

[engines revving]

- UH...

- HUH?!

- HA HA HA HA HA!

- WHAT HE SAID!

- GRRRRR.

- SWEET!

INSTANT TANNAGE!

- GRRRR.

- NYAH HA HA HA!

- WE'RE WINNING! WE'RE WINNING!

[both chortling]

- WHOA! DID YOU SEE THAT?

THAT GUY WASN'T JUST GOING FAST. Both: HE WAS GOING TONY FAST!

[siren] - HUH?

OH, NO!

THE COPS ARE AFTER US! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

- WHAT?

SORRY, I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER THAT SIREN.

- N-NOW THERE'S A HELICOPTER AFTER US!

- WHAT'S THAT?

I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER THAT HELICOPTER.

- AND IN OTHER NEWS, SON OF RACING LEGEND TONY FAST IS

CURRENTLY EMBROILED IN A HIGH-SPEED CHASE.

IT IS RUMORED THAT THE...

- WHAT THE... - WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

- TONY JUNIOR, WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, I'M GONNA...

- NOW YOUR DAD IS AFTER US!

- SORRY, I COULDN'T HEAR YOU, MY-MY DAD IS AFTER US?

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

- HOW SHOULD I KNOW?! HE'S YOUR DAD!

- WELL, JUST REMEMBER MY ADVICE, OKAY?

ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS "LET GO, BE COOL."

[echoing] LET GO... BE COOL.

- DO YOU SEE WHERE "LETTING GO" HAS GOTTEN US SO FAR?

HUH? TONY JUNIOR!?

[panting]

- NO. BUT I SEE WHERE IT'S GETTING US NEXT!

- WAAAAAAA!

- WELL, CLASS, I REGRET TO INFORM YOU

THAT TONY JUNIOR IS NO LONGER WITH US.

[all gasp]

- HE WAS TRANSFERRED TO ANOTHER SCHOOL.

HOWEVER, I THINK MAYBE TONY JUNIOR TAUGHT US ALL

A VALUABLE LESSON.

- OH OH OH!

NEVER ARGUE AND DRIVE?

- CLOSE.

THE LESSON IS, "NEVER LET YOU DRIVE."