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- ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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- I CAN'’T HEAR YOU.
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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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- ♪ OHH... ♪
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♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? ♪
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE ♪
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- READY?
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- SPONGEBOB
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SQUAREPANTS!
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[laughing]
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♪ ♪
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[waves crashing]
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[both laughing]
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creak!
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thump!
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[both laughing]
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clank!
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[both laughing]
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thump!
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[both laughing]
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clank!
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[both laughing]
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[laughter continues]
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- [groaning]
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[both laughing]
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- STOP...PLAYING...
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IN MY YARD!
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- OHH, WE'’RE NOT PLAYING
IN YOUR YARD, SQUIDWARD.
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WE'’RE PLAYING IN OURYARDS.
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WE'’RE JUST USING YOUR YARD
AS A WALKWAY.
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- NO OFFENSE, BUT YOUR YARD
GARGLES TARTAR SAUCE.
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- WELL, PICK ONE,
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AND LEAVE MYYARD
OUT OF IT!
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- OH, OH, OH, OH, OH!
I'’M GOOD AT CHOOSING!
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HMM...
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HUMMM...
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LET'’S PLAY...IN...
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MM...MM...MM...
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SPONGEBOB'’S YARD!
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NO, PATRICK'’S!
NO, SPONGEBOB'’S!
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OH!
[sobbing]
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I'’M TERRIBLE AT CHOOSING.
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SQUIDWARD, YOU CHOOSE.
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- I CHOOSE PATRICK...
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TO PLAY IN PATRICK'’S YARD...
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AND SPONGEBOB...
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IN SPONGEBOB'’S YARD...
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AND NOBODY...
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IN HERE!
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- SPONGEBOB!
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- PATRICK!
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[both panting]
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- SPONGEBOB!
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- PATRICK!
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[both panting]
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- SPONGEBOB!
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- PATRICK!
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[both panting]
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[gasps]
THE ROAD!
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[boat engines revving]
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[horns honking]
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[shivering]
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PATRICK,
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
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- I'’LL MAIL MYSELF
TO YOUR HOUSE.
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[grunting]
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fwoomp!
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[mailbox creaking]
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[explosion booms]
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- SIT TIGHT, PATRICK.
I'’M COMING TO GET YOU.
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[moaning]
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OH!
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- HEY, SPONGEBOB.
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- HEY, PATRICK.
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[birds tweeting]
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PATRICK, CALL ME.
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- OKAY!
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[both panting]
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[phone rings]
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- SQUAREPANTS RESIDENCE.
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- WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
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- HMM...HAVE WE EVER DUG
A TUNNEL BETWEEN OUR TWO HOUSES?
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- NO.
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[dial tones humming]
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- SPONGEBOB?
- PATRICK?
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both: WE DID IT!
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- TAG.
YOU'’RE IT.
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- [guffawing]
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[both laughing]
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TAG.
YOU'’RE IT!
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[both laughing]
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- TAG.
YOU'’RE IT.
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[both laughing]
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- TAG.
YOU'’RE IT!
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- [snoring]
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- PEEKABOO!
I SEE YOU.
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[Patrick laughs]
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- YOU'’RE IT.
- YOU'’RE IT!
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[both laughing]
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- [groaning]
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[laughter continues]
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MUST...BLOCK...OUT...NOISE.
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splat!
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[laughter continues]
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- [whooping]
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- ♪ LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA ♪
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- KNOCK, KNOCK.
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- WHO'’S THERE?
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- I DON'’T KNOW.
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[laughing]
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- [groaning]
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[muttering angrily]
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I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TWO
TO STAY OFF MY...
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YARD.
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[Patrick snickering]
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PATRICK.
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[grunts]
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PATRICK, WOULD YOU SHUT--
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WHERE IS HE?
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[SpongeBob cackling]
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SPONGEBOB.
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SPONGEBOB!
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[SpongeBob cackling]
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SPONGEBOB, I AM TRYING TO...
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SLEEP?
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- WAHOO!
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[Patrick laughing]
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[both laughing]
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- AHA!
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HEY, GARY.
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- [meows]
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- WHERE ARE THOSE TWO MORONS?
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[SpongeBob snickering]
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- [groaning angrily]
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[Patrick laughing]
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[both laughing]
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[groaning]
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WHERE...ARE...THEY?
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- [laughing]
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doink!
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OOH!
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PATRICK,
CHECK OUT THOSE ROOTS.
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- THEY'’RE DANCING.
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- DO LIKE THE ROOTS DO,
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AND DO THE DIRT DANCE, BABY!
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boing!
boing!
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thunk!
thunk!
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boing!
boing!
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thunk!
thunk!
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- [screaming]
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boing!
boing! boing!
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[rocks clunking]
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- SQUIDWARD'’S HOUSE
WANTS TO PLAY TOO.
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- MY HOUSE.
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[muttering angrily]
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- AW, SQUIDWARD'’S HOUSE
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SOUNDS LIKE IT HAS
AN UPSET TUMMY.
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- MUST HAVE BEEN SOMETHING
THAT IT ATE.
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- IT ATE SQUIDWARD.
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- THAT'’D DO IT.
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- [sighs]
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I KNEW YOU TWO REPROBATES
WERE BEHIND THIS.
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- YEAH!
WE'’RE REPROBATES!
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- THAT WAS AN INSULT.
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- AND WE'’RE INSULTED!
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- WHY WERE YOU DIGGING
UNDER MY YARD?
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- YOU TOLD US NOT TO WALK
ON YOUR YARD,
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SO WE WALKED UNDER IT.
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- BUT YOU BURIED MY HOUSE!
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- NO NEED TO THANK US.
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- THANK YOU?
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- YOU'’RE WELCOME.
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- [screaming]
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- MISSED.
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- SOMEBODY WANTS TO PLAY TAG.
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- TAG!
YOU'’RE IT!
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[laughing]
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- NOT IT!
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- [groaning]
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[both laughing]
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[groaning]
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- WHEEEE!
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[laughing]
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crash!
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- SQUIDWARD WINS!
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- NOW...YOU'’RE GOING TO PLAY
A NEW GAME
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CALLED "DIGGING OUT MY HOUSE."
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- OH, BOY!
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[shovels clank]
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- AND I'’M GONNA PLAY
"SIT AND RELAX"
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UNTIL YOU'’RE FINISHED.
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BARNACLE BRAINS.
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[sighs deeply]
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[glass shatters]
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splat!
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[groans]
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thunk!
thunk! thunk!
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[dirt rumbling]
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[slurping]
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AHHH!
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[cup shatters]
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SPONGEBOB!
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- HI, SQUIDWARD.
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[dirt rumbling]
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- [groans angrily]
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- YUH-OH.
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- I'’M WARNING YOU,
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IF YOU DON'’T PUT MY HOUSE
BACK WHERE IT BELONGS
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BY THE COUNT OF THREE...
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THREE.
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I AM GONNA GRIND YOU
INTO CHUM!
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ONE...
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- [screams]
HE'’S COUNTING!
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ANYTHING BUT COUNTING!
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QUICK, SPONGEBOB!
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DIG FOR YOUR LIFE!
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- TWO...
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- HE'’S ALREADY
AT NUMBER TWO.
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WHO KNOWS HOW MANY NUMBERS
WE HAVE UNTIL HE REACHES THREE?
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- THREE!
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- [gasps]
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[both screaming]
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[both whimpering]
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- [grumbling angrily]
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thump!
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[both whimpering]
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[ground rumbling]
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shoomp!
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shoomp!
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- AHH, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY!
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- [mumbling angrily]
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[buildings rumbling
and creaking]
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[all screaming]
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- SCARY, SCARY,
SCARY, AHH!
245
00:10:29,827 --> 00:10:31,034
- [grumbling angrily]
246
00:10:31,034 --> 00:10:32,413
[building rumbling]
247
00:10:32,413 --> 00:10:34,413
fwoomp!
248
00:10:34,413 --> 00:10:36,344
- YES!
249
00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:39,965
NOW THE CHUM BUCKET
IS THE ONLY RESTAURANT IN TOWN.
250
00:10:39,965 --> 00:10:41,000
[building rumbling]
251
00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,137
fwoomp!
252
00:10:42,137 --> 00:10:43,344
NUTS.
253
00:10:43,344 --> 00:10:44,448
- [panting]
254
00:10:44,448 --> 00:10:45,448
- [screaming]
255
00:10:45,448 --> 00:10:47,000
- NO!
256
00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:49,862
[panting]
MUST...DIG.
257
00:10:49,862 --> 00:10:51,896
[pickax clanking]
258
00:10:51,896 --> 00:10:53,896
GAH!
WHOA!
259
00:10:53,896 --> 00:10:56,586
THE ROCK'’S TOO HARD.
260
00:10:56,586 --> 00:10:59,034
- [growling]
261
00:10:59,034 --> 00:11:02,482
[both screaming]
262
00:11:02,482 --> 00:11:03,724
[growling]
263
00:11:03,724 --> 00:11:05,758
[both whimpering]
264
00:11:05,758 --> 00:11:07,724
[growling]
265
00:11:07,724 --> 00:11:09,172
[teeth chattering]
266
00:11:09,172 --> 00:11:12,310
[growling]
267
00:11:12,310 --> 00:11:15,793
YOU...TWO...MORONS
268
00:11:15,793 --> 00:11:18,724
SUNK MY HOUSE!
269
00:11:18,724 --> 00:11:22,000
both: WE'’RE SORRY!
270
00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,448
- I'’M GONNA...
271
00:11:23,448 --> 00:11:26,448
[ground rumbling]
272
00:11:26,448 --> 00:11:27,655
UH...OH.
273
00:11:27,655 --> 00:11:32,413
[rumbling continues]
274
00:11:32,413 --> 00:11:33,931
fwoomp!
275
00:11:33,931 --> 00:11:35,068
[door squeaks]
276
00:11:35,068 --> 00:11:36,931
- [inhales deeply]
277
00:11:36,931 --> 00:11:38,931
AHH!
278
00:11:38,931 --> 00:11:42,379
[pickaxes clinking]
279
00:11:42,379 --> 00:11:44,172
GOOD MORNING, SQUIDWARD.
280
00:11:44,172 --> 00:11:46,827
ANOTHER BEE-EAUTIFUL DAY
UNDER BIKINI BOTTOM.
281
00:11:49,793 --> 00:11:51,068
- I HATE NEIGHBORS.
282
00:12:03,793 --> 00:12:05,655
- HI-YA!
283
00:12:05,655 --> 00:12:07,517
HI-YA!
YA!
284
00:12:07,517 --> 00:12:08,827
YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA!
285
00:12:08,827 --> 00:12:10,620
YA!
TA-DA!
286
00:12:10,620 --> 00:12:12,793
A GIFT IN YOUR LIKENESS.
287
00:12:12,793 --> 00:12:14,241
- [meows]
288
00:12:14,241 --> 00:12:15,655
- '’CAUSE YOU'’RE SO SWEET.
289
00:12:15,655 --> 00:12:17,310
GET IT?
290
00:12:17,310 --> 00:12:18,896
'’CAUSE PINEAPPLES
ARE SWEET,
291
00:12:18,896 --> 00:12:20,827
AND YOU ARE SWEET ALSO
AS WELL.
292
00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:21,931
GET IT?
293
00:12:21,931 --> 00:12:26,068
[cackling]
294
00:12:26,068 --> 00:12:27,931
[flies buzzing]
295
00:12:27,931 --> 00:12:30,172
[laughter continues]
296
00:12:30,172 --> 00:12:31,275
[gasps]
297
00:12:31,275 --> 00:12:32,586
[gagging]
298
00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:34,310
- HEY, BUDDY.
299
00:12:34,310 --> 00:12:36,793
YOU STILL GOT
THAT BUCKET OF CHEESE?
300
00:12:36,793 --> 00:12:38,689
- [gasping]
301
00:12:38,689 --> 00:12:42,000
- OH, NO.
HE'’S...NOT RIGHT!
302
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,000
DON'’T WORRY, PAL.
I'’LL HELP YOU.
303
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,000
smack!
304
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,724
- [groans]
305
00:12:47,724 --> 00:12:49,068
[fly buzzing]
306
00:12:49,068 --> 00:12:50,206
- BUDDY!
YOU OKAY?
307
00:12:50,206 --> 00:12:51,551
- HUH.
308
00:12:51,551 --> 00:12:53,551
PATRICK, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
309
00:12:53,551 --> 00:12:55,482
IF IT WASN'’T FOR YOUR TREMENDOUS
GORILLA STRENGTH,
310
00:12:55,482 --> 00:12:57,551
I WOULD'’VE BEEN A GONER.
311
00:12:57,551 --> 00:12:59,689
IF THERE'’S ANYTHING I CAN DO
TO RETURN THE FAVOR--
312
00:12:59,689 --> 00:13:01,655
ANYTHING AT ALL--
313
00:13:01,655 --> 00:13:03,310
YOU JUST LET ME KNOW.
314
00:13:03,310 --> 00:13:05,931
ANYWAY, BACK
TO MY KARATE EXERCISES.
315
00:13:05,931 --> 00:13:08,310
OH, AND HELP YOURSELF
TO THE CHEESE BUCKET.
316
00:13:08,310 --> 00:13:09,793
THANKS AGAIN, BUDDY!
317
00:13:09,793 --> 00:13:12,379
HI-YA!
318
00:13:12,379 --> 00:13:13,793
HI-YA!
319
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,827
- [gulps]
320
00:13:15,827 --> 00:13:17,448
- HI-YA!
321
00:13:17,448 --> 00:13:18,758
- [gulps]
322
00:13:18,758 --> 00:13:20,275
- PHEW!
- HEY!
323
00:13:20,275 --> 00:13:22,000
I WANT TO LEARN
HOW TO DO THAT.
324
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,206
- WELL, WHAT?
YOU MEAN KARATE?
325
00:13:23,206 --> 00:13:24,413
- UH-HUH.
326
00:13:24,413 --> 00:13:26,000
- OH, PATRICK, PATRICK,
327
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,034
PATRICK,
MY DEAR, DEAR FRIEND,
328
00:13:28,034 --> 00:13:31,344
KARATE IS A DELICATE ART,
A SKILL THAT TAKES YEARS TO--
329
00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,689
- IF I RECALL CORRECTLY,
330
00:13:33,689 --> 00:13:36,862
I SEEM TO REMEMBER SAVING
YOUR LIFE A FEW MINUTES AGO.
331
00:13:36,862 --> 00:13:38,655
- Y-YEAH, HOWEVER--
332
00:13:38,655 --> 00:13:40,862
- AND I ALSO REMEMBER
YOU SAYING
333
00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:44,586
IF THERE'’S ANYTHING YOU CAN DO
TO RETURN THE FAVOR--
334
00:13:44,586 --> 00:13:46,724
ANYTHING AT ALL--
335
00:13:46,724 --> 00:13:48,620
TO LET YOU KNOW.
336
00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:50,448
- OH, I DID SAY THAT,
PATRICK,
337
00:13:50,448 --> 00:13:53,034
BUT, WELL,
KARATE IS ABOUT FINESSE,
338
00:13:53,034 --> 00:13:54,896
NOT SO MUCH BRUTE STRENGTH.
339
00:13:54,896 --> 00:13:57,413
YOU SEE, THERE'’S SO MUCH
YOU DON'’T KNOW.
340
00:13:57,413 --> 00:14:01,068
YOU HAVE NOT EVEN SCRATCHED
THE SURFACE OF THE SURFACE.
341
00:14:01,068 --> 00:14:02,448
- THEN TEACH ME.
342
00:14:02,448 --> 00:14:03,655
- AS YOU WISH.
343
00:14:03,655 --> 00:14:05,586
JUST REMEMBER ONE THING.
344
00:14:05,586 --> 00:14:08,275
WITH POWER
COMES RESPONSIBILITY.
345
00:14:08,275 --> 00:14:11,482
- OH, YEAH, MAMA!
346
00:14:11,482 --> 00:14:13,413
- OKAY, LET'’S START OFF SIMPLE.
347
00:14:13,413 --> 00:14:16,103
THIS IS A BASIC MOVE CALLED
THE INVERTED WHIRLPOOL.
348
00:14:16,103 --> 00:14:18,206
- INVERTEE WHIRPEE,
GOT IT.
349
00:14:26,206 --> 00:14:27,655
WHOO-HOO!
350
00:14:27,655 --> 00:14:29,586
THAT WAS AWESOME!
351
00:14:29,586 --> 00:14:30,551
- THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THAT?
- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
352
00:14:36,275 --> 00:14:37,793
[grunting]
353
00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:40,862
[laughing]
354
00:14:40,862 --> 00:14:42,448
OH, YEAH!
OH, YEAH!
355
00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:46,275
[laughing]
356
00:14:46,275 --> 00:14:47,620
HEY!
357
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:49,482
HOW DO YOU STOP THIS THING?
358
00:14:49,482 --> 00:14:52,103
- NEPTUNE'’S TROUSERS,
WHAT'’S THAT?
359
00:14:52,103 --> 00:14:53,310
[screaming]
360
00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:55,965
- WHOA-WHOA.
361
00:14:55,965 --> 00:14:58,413
- NOW, THIS IS VERY EASY.
WATCH CLOSELY.
362
00:14:58,413 --> 00:14:59,793
ting!
363
00:14:59,793 --> 00:15:01,413
AHH...AHH.
[farts]
364
00:15:01,413 --> 00:15:03,103
YOU GOT IT?
- DEFINITELY.
365
00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:05,586
ting!
366
00:15:05,586 --> 00:15:07,275
[whimpering]
367
00:15:07,275 --> 00:15:09,482
AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI!
368
00:15:09,482 --> 00:15:10,586
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA!
369
00:15:10,586 --> 00:15:12,448
splat!
370
00:15:12,448 --> 00:15:15,379
- PATRICK, I DIDN'’T WANT
TO HAVE TO SAY THIS,
371
00:15:15,379 --> 00:15:18,206
BUT YOU'’RE--
YOU'’RE UNTEACHABLE.
372
00:15:18,206 --> 00:15:19,862
- WHAT?
I-I-I...
373
00:15:19,862 --> 00:15:21,379
OH!
BARNACLES!
374
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:28,379
- LOOK WHAT YOU DID
TO THIS WALL OF CINDER BLOCKS.
375
00:15:28,379 --> 00:15:32,068
IN ALL MY YEARS OF TRAINING,
I'’VE NEVER SEEN A PERFECT SLICE.
376
00:15:32,068 --> 00:15:33,931
NO ONE'’S EVER BEEN ABLE
TO EXECUTE
377
00:15:33,931 --> 00:15:35,482
SUCH A CLEAN KARATE CHOP
THROUGH SOLID CINDER.
378
00:15:35,482 --> 00:15:36,758
- WOW!
379
00:15:36,758 --> 00:15:37,896
- YOU'’RE A NATURAL,
380
00:15:37,896 --> 00:15:39,068
A KARATE GENIUS.
381
00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:40,965
- PLAMMO!
382
00:15:40,965 --> 00:15:42,586
- NOW LET'’S PUT YOUR NEW SKILLS
TO THE TEST.
383
00:15:42,586 --> 00:15:44,896
THIS IS SHARPENED
TEMPERED STEEL.
384
00:15:44,896 --> 00:15:47,000
NOW, DON'’T BE FRUSTRATED
IF IT TAKES A FEW TRI--
385
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,379
WHOA.
386
00:15:48,379 --> 00:15:51,862
AMAZING!
387
00:15:51,862 --> 00:15:53,862
THIS IS AN ABANDONED
WROUGHT IRON STEAMBOAT,
388
00:15:53,862 --> 00:15:55,172
SOLID AS A ROCK.
389
00:15:55,172 --> 00:15:56,827
THINK YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES?
390
00:15:58,413 --> 00:15:59,862
thwap!
391
00:15:59,862 --> 00:16:01,413
EH, BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME.
392
00:16:01,413 --> 00:16:02,655
[ship creaking]
393
00:16:02,655 --> 00:16:04,000
- YEAH!
394
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,000
I BET I COULD CHOP ANYTHING.
395
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,034
[baby cooing]
396
00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:08,068
[woman shrieks]
397
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:09,103
- HIII...
398
00:16:09,103 --> 00:16:10,793
- NOOOOO!
399
00:16:10,793 --> 00:16:12,000
WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
400
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,241
- I'’M A GENIUS?
401
00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:15,931
- NOT THAT,
THIS.
402
00:16:15,931 --> 00:16:19,344
WITH POWER
COMES RESPONSIBILITY.
403
00:16:19,344 --> 00:16:20,931
THAT MEANS NO CHOPPING
OF OTHER LIFE-FORMS
404
00:16:20,931 --> 00:16:22,103
OR THEIR PROPERTY.
405
00:16:22,103 --> 00:16:23,379
YOU UNDERSTAND?
406
00:16:23,379 --> 00:16:24,448
- YYYES!
- GOOD!
407
00:16:24,448 --> 00:16:26,172
[watch beeping]
408
00:16:26,172 --> 00:16:27,413
[gasps]
OH, MAN, I'’M LATE FOR WORK.
409
00:16:27,413 --> 00:16:28,793
SEE YOU LATER, BUDDY.
410
00:16:28,793 --> 00:16:30,482
DON'’T FORGET WHAT I SAID.
411
00:16:30,482 --> 00:16:31,793
- OKAY!
412
00:16:31,793 --> 00:16:32,517
I'’M A GENIUS!
413
00:16:34,655 --> 00:16:37,655
[funky music]
414
00:16:37,655 --> 00:16:38,827
♪ ♪
415
00:16:38,827 --> 00:16:40,551
KARATE POWER!
416
00:16:40,551 --> 00:16:41,689
gulp!
417
00:16:44,103 --> 00:16:45,586
- OH, WHAT'’S THIS?
418
00:16:45,586 --> 00:16:47,310
HMM, HAVEN'’T SEEN THIS BEFORE.
419
00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:48,689
OH, YEAH, MM-HMM.
420
00:16:48,689 --> 00:16:49,862
- HEY, LOOK, IT'’S PATRICK!
421
00:16:49,862 --> 00:16:51,068
- HIYA, SPONGEBOB.
422
00:16:51,068 --> 00:16:52,068
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING--
423
00:16:52,068 --> 00:16:53,310
- HI-YA!
424
00:16:53,310 --> 00:16:55,413
[glass shatters]
425
00:16:55,413 --> 00:16:56,620
- DEAR NEPTUNE!
426
00:16:56,620 --> 00:16:58,310
- GOOD DAY, GENTS.
427
00:16:58,310 --> 00:17:00,689
UH, SQUIDWARD,
I WOULD LIKE A...HI-YA!
428
00:17:00,689 --> 00:17:02,896
- A WHAT?
429
00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:05,206
- I SAID ONE KRUSTY COMBO.
430
00:17:05,206 --> 00:17:06,758
DON'’T YOU SPEAK KARATE?
431
00:17:06,758 --> 00:17:08,206
- [sighs]
HRMM...
432
00:17:10,862 --> 00:17:11,931
- HI-YA!
433
00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:13,310
[tray shatters]
434
00:17:13,310 --> 00:17:15,793
LOOKS DELISH!
435
00:17:15,793 --> 00:17:17,448
- PATRICK, DON'’T YOU THINK
YOU'’RE TAKING
436
00:17:17,448 --> 00:17:19,413
YOUR PERFECT SLICE
A BIT TOO FAR?
437
00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:21,379
- I DON'’T KNOW
WHAT YOU'’RE TALKING ABOUT.
438
00:17:21,379 --> 00:17:24,758
YOU WERE THE ONE WHO CALLED ME
A KARATE GEN-I-US.
439
00:17:24,758 --> 00:17:28,275
AND FRANKLY, I'’M OFFENDED
BY YOUR PREVIOUS ACCUSATION.
440
00:17:28,275 --> 00:17:29,793
I DON'’T NEED THIS!
441
00:17:29,793 --> 00:17:31,448
I BID YOU GOOD-DIEU.
442
00:17:31,448 --> 00:17:32,965
- BUT--BUT--BUT--
443
00:17:32,965 --> 00:17:34,931
- NO BUTS!
JUST HANDS.
444
00:17:34,931 --> 00:17:36,068
HI-YA!
445
00:17:36,068 --> 00:17:37,034
[glass shattering]
446
00:17:37,034 --> 00:17:38,206
- OHH.
447
00:17:38,206 --> 00:17:40,310
[Mr. Krabs groans]
448
00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:43,068
YOU DO REALIZE I'’M TAKING THAT
OUT OF YOUR PAYCHECK.
449
00:17:43,068 --> 00:17:46,517
- [moaning]
AND...UH...
450
00:17:46,517 --> 00:17:47,724
SEAWEED SURPRISE!
451
00:17:47,724 --> 00:17:49,448
ALSO, UH...
452
00:17:49,448 --> 00:17:54,000
MALTED CORAL CRUNCH!
453
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,206
OOH-OOH-OOH!
454
00:17:55,206 --> 00:17:57,620
ALSO, LIPIDS AND CREAM.
455
00:17:57,620 --> 00:17:59,241
- WE'’RE ALL OUT.
456
00:17:59,241 --> 00:18:00,965
IN FACT,
WE'’RE OUT OF EVERYTHING,
457
00:18:00,965 --> 00:18:05,379
WHICH MEANS
YOU OWE US $86.50.
458
00:18:05,379 --> 00:18:08,068
- WHAT DO YOU SAY
TO A TRADE?
459
00:18:08,068 --> 00:18:10,551
- I SAY PAY UP
BEFORE I CALL THE COPS.
460
00:18:10,551 --> 00:18:13,344
- YOU DARE REFUSE MY BARTER?
461
00:18:13,344 --> 00:18:15,551
THEN ACCEPT MY CHOP!
462
00:18:15,551 --> 00:18:16,724
HI-YA!
463
00:18:16,724 --> 00:18:19,448
[coins clattering]
464
00:18:19,448 --> 00:18:20,482
splat!
465
00:18:20,482 --> 00:18:22,413
[slurping]
466
00:18:22,413 --> 00:18:23,586
[shivering]
467
00:18:23,586 --> 00:18:25,965
[teeth chattering]
468
00:18:25,965 --> 00:18:28,000
[ice crackling]
469
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,275
[moans]
470
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:31,724
I DON'’T FEEL SO GOOD.
471
00:18:31,724 --> 00:18:34,068
- AHA!
HAND IN THE TIP JAR AGAIN, EH?
472
00:18:43,103 --> 00:18:45,000
- [inhales deeply]
473
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,551
WHAT IS THAT WONDERFUL STENCH?
474
00:18:47,551 --> 00:18:48,793
- [munching]
475
00:18:48,793 --> 00:18:50,413
- WHAT YOU GOT THERE?
476
00:18:50,413 --> 00:18:51,586
- SPINACH
AND CHOCOLATE SPAGHETTI
477
00:18:51,586 --> 00:18:52,793
IN CALAMARI SAUCE.
478
00:18:52,793 --> 00:18:53,758
DO YOU WANT A BITE?
479
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:55,068
- NO!
480
00:18:55,068 --> 00:18:56,551
IT'’S MORE FUN TO CHOP.
481
00:18:56,551 --> 00:18:57,965
[chuckling]
482
00:19:00,517 --> 00:19:02,620
[video game chirping]
483
00:19:02,620 --> 00:19:04,827
I WIN!
I WIN! I WIN!
484
00:19:04,827 --> 00:19:05,275
HI-YA!
HI-YA!
485
00:19:08,413 --> 00:19:10,206
- HELP!
HELP!
486
00:19:10,206 --> 00:19:11,482
THERE'’S A MAD CHOPPER
ON THE LOOSE!
487
00:19:11,482 --> 00:19:12,827
- MAD CHOPPER?
488
00:19:12,827 --> 00:19:14,310
[gasps]
PATRICK.
489
00:19:14,310 --> 00:19:16,068
- WE NEED THE COPS, KID.
490
00:19:16,068 --> 00:19:17,655
- COPS?
NO, THAT WON'’T BE NECESSARY.
491
00:19:17,655 --> 00:19:18,931
I'’LL HANDLE THIS, CITIZEN.
492
00:19:18,931 --> 00:19:21,172
- DON'’T DO IT, KID.
493
00:19:21,172 --> 00:19:22,379
- UNHAND MY ANKLE, SIR.
494
00:19:22,379 --> 00:19:24,172
MY FRIEND NEEDS ME.
495
00:19:24,172 --> 00:19:25,551
- YOU DON'’T KNOW
WHAT YOU'’RE DOING.
496
00:19:25,551 --> 00:19:27,482
DON'’T WALK OUT THAT DOOR!
497
00:19:27,482 --> 00:19:30,758
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
498
00:19:30,758 --> 00:19:32,758
[people screaming]
499
00:19:32,758 --> 00:19:34,379
smash!
500
00:19:34,379 --> 00:19:35,448
- PATRICK,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
501
00:19:35,448 --> 00:19:37,068
- SPONGEBOB.
502
00:19:37,068 --> 00:19:38,413
JUST THE MAN
I WAS LOOKING FOR.
503
00:19:38,413 --> 00:19:39,931
WANTED TO THANK YOU, BUDDY.
504
00:19:39,931 --> 00:19:41,689
- [mumbling]
505
00:19:41,689 --> 00:19:43,655
- FOR TEACHING ME
THE KARATE CHOP, SILLY.
506
00:19:43,655 --> 00:19:45,448
- YOU'’VE GOT TO STOP, BUDDY.
507
00:19:45,448 --> 00:19:46,965
YOU'’RE DESTROYING
THE ENTIRE TOWN.
508
00:19:46,965 --> 00:19:51,034
- WHOOOOAAAA.
509
00:19:51,034 --> 00:19:53,517
- JUST STOP CHOPPING,
OKAY, PATRICK?
510
00:19:53,517 --> 00:19:54,758
- YOU GOT IT, BUDDY.
511
00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:56,241
NO MORE KARATE CHOPS.
512
00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:00,655
- YOU'’RE STILL CHOPPING!
513
00:20:00,655 --> 00:20:01,827
- I KNOW.
514
00:20:01,827 --> 00:20:03,000
WEIRD, HUH?
515
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,068
- PATRICK, STOP IT!
516
00:20:04,068 --> 00:20:06,206
- OH, OKAY.
517
00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:09,448
I KNOW.
I'’LL STOP A CHOP WITH A CHOP.
518
00:20:09,448 --> 00:20:12,000
smack!
519
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,413
- YOU MUST RESIST!
520
00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:14,862
- I...
521
00:20:14,862 --> 00:20:17,103
- [screaming]
522
00:20:21,034 --> 00:20:23,000
WAIT UP, PATRICK!
523
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,172
[gasps]
TRITON'’S TUNIC!
524
00:20:25,172 --> 00:20:27,000
- HE'’S HEADED STRAIGHT
FOR THE BARG'’N-MART!
525
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:30,758
[people screaming]
526
00:20:30,758 --> 00:20:32,586
- HI-YA!
HI-YA! YA!
527
00:20:32,586 --> 00:20:36,000
NO...NOT THE MUFFIN DISPLAY.
528
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,827
AHHH!
529
00:20:37,827 --> 00:20:40,620
- THIS JUST IN:
A MADMAN IS CHOPPING EVERYTHING.
530
00:20:40,620 --> 00:20:43,413
- NOT THE GIANT-SCREEN TVs!
531
00:20:43,413 --> 00:20:45,448
OH, NO!
532
00:20:45,448 --> 00:20:49,344
- THE SUSPECT IS CONSIDERED
FAT, PINK, AND DANGEROUS.
533
00:20:49,344 --> 00:20:52,413
- OH, NO!
GIANTER TVs!
534
00:20:52,413 --> 00:20:53,620
HI-YA!
535
00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:54,931
[electricity crackling]
536
00:20:54,931 --> 00:20:57,000
- PULL IT TOGETHER, BUDDY.
537
00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:00,551
- I'’M TRYING TO, BUT THIS THING
HAS A MIND OF ITS OOOOOWN.
538
00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:01,862
- WHOA!
OH.
539
00:21:01,862 --> 00:21:03,620
- YEEE-AH!
540
00:21:03,620 --> 00:21:05,862
[people screaming]
541
00:21:05,862 --> 00:21:07,000
HI-YA!
HI-YA! YA!
542
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,551
crash!
543
00:21:10,689 --> 00:21:12,517
[grunting]
544
00:21:12,517 --> 00:21:14,275
[sizzling]
545
00:21:14,275 --> 00:21:17,310
SPONGEBOB?
SPONGEBOB?
546
00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:19,137
[grunts]
SPONGEBOB?
547
00:21:19,137 --> 00:21:20,827
SPONGEBO--
548
00:21:20,827 --> 00:21:23,793
SPONGEBOB!
549
00:21:23,793 --> 00:21:26,241
OH, NO!
550
00:21:26,241 --> 00:21:28,551
I-I'’M SO SORRY.
551
00:21:28,551 --> 00:21:30,379
MY BEST FRIEND,
552
00:21:30,379 --> 00:21:32,827
CRUSHED BY ALL THIS RUBBLE,
553
00:21:32,827 --> 00:21:37,793
ENTOMBED IN THIS CHEAP
PLASTIC BAG.
554
00:21:37,793 --> 00:21:39,896
- THAT ISN'’T YOUR FRIEND,
YOU KELP FOR BRAINS.
555
00:21:39,896 --> 00:21:42,000
THOSE ARE CLEANING SPONGES.
556
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,758
- SO I HAVEN'’T CRUSHED
THE LIFE
557
00:21:43,758 --> 00:21:45,137
OUT OF MY BEST FRIEND
IN THE WORLD?
558
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:48,689
- UM, I WOULDN'’T SAY THAT.
559
00:21:48,689 --> 00:21:50,482
- SPONGEBOB!
560
00:21:50,482 --> 00:21:51,551
OH, NO!
561
00:21:51,551 --> 00:21:54,586
[grunting]
562
00:21:54,586 --> 00:21:56,310
[gasps]
563
00:21:56,310 --> 00:21:59,827
OH-OH,
I'’LL NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF!
564
00:21:59,827 --> 00:22:03,241
NO!
I'’LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!
565
00:22:03,241 --> 00:22:04,275
[groaning]
566
00:22:04,275 --> 00:22:05,310
pop!
567
00:22:05,310 --> 00:22:06,413
splurt!
568
00:22:06,413 --> 00:22:08,241
[somber music]
569
00:22:08,241 --> 00:22:09,896
[panting]
570
00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:12,310
- OH, HI, PATRICK.
WHAT DID I MISS?
571
00:22:12,310 --> 00:22:14,103
- SPONGEBOB, YOU'’RE OKAY!
572
00:22:14,103 --> 00:22:16,724
- PATRICK!
YOUR ARM!
573
00:22:16,724 --> 00:22:18,000
- DON'’T WORRY, SPONGEBOB.
574
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,344
I'’M A SEA STAR.
575
00:22:19,344 --> 00:22:21,000
MY LIMBS GROW BACK.
576
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,275
SEE?
577
00:22:22,275 --> 00:22:23,965
- HOORAY FOR REGENERATION!
578
00:22:23,965 --> 00:22:26,379
- AND IN THE SPIRIT
OF HEALING,
579
00:22:26,379 --> 00:22:31,172
I VOW TO USE MY HANDS
ONLY TO JOIN THINGS TOGETHER,
580
00:22:31,172 --> 00:22:33,413
STARTING HERE.
581
00:22:33,413 --> 00:22:35,068
- HEY, GREAT JOB, PATRICK.
582
00:22:35,068 --> 00:22:36,862
I LIKE
THE ARCHITECTURAL DETAIL.
583
00:22:36,862 --> 00:22:37,896
- HI-YA!
584
00:22:37,896 --> 00:22:39,551
- PATRICK!
585
00:22:39,551 --> 00:22:40,965
I THOUGHT
YOU GAVE UP CHOPPING.
586
00:22:40,965 --> 00:22:43,000
- I DID.
587
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,965
UNFORTUNATELY, WE SEA STARS
HAVE LIMBS THAT GROW NEW BODIES.
588
00:22:45,965 --> 00:22:46,931
- HI-YA!
589
00:22:50,034 --> 00:22:51,103
[building rumbling]
590
00:22:54,827 --> 00:22:57,689
Captioning by Kristi
atCaptionMax
www.captionmax.com
591
00:22:57,689 --> 00:23:00,758
[lilting ukulele music]
592
00:23:00,758 --> 00:23:08,275
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