Original subtitles

- ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

- I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

- ♪ OHH... ♪

♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? ♪

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.

- ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE ♪

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.

- ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.

- ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS. - READY?

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.

- SPONGEBOB

SQUAREPANTS.

[laughing]

♪ ♪

[waves crashing]

[jolly instrumental music]

♪ ♪

- [snoring]

[foghorn blares]

[inhales deeply]

[exhales]

GOOD MORNING, DAY.

[humming]

crack!

OW!

I STUBBED MY TOE.

[sobs]

I STUBBED MY TOE!

[cries]

rip!

OH, THAT WAS MY FAVORITE SHIRT.

[sobs]

- AND THAT WAS AJA BY EELY DAN.

NEXT UP IS LIONEL FISHY WITH HIS HIT, SAD SONG.

[somber string music]

- [cries]

A SO SAD SONG!

- THAT SPONGEBOB IS SUCH A CRYBABY.

LUCKY ME.

I GET TO WORK WITH HIM ALL DAY.

- [wailing]

♪ LA-LA-LA-LA ♪

♪ LA-LA-BOP-BOP-BA-DA ♪

YOW! - SPONGEBOB, GUESS WHAT.

YEAH, I'LL COME BACK LATER.

- HE WAS A GOOD LITTLE KRABBY PATTY.

[sniffles]

I DIDN'T KNOW HIM WELL,

BUT IN THE FEW SHORT SECONDS

BETWEEN GRILL AND FLOOR...

I CAME TO LOVE HIM.

[cries]

IT JUST ISN'T FAIR!

[sobbing]

- SPONGEBOB, WILL YOU STOP CRYING?

- BUT THE KRABBY PATTY FELL ON THE FLOOR AND THEN HE--

- KRABBY PATTY NOTHING.

- BUT--

- KRABBY PATTY NOTHING!

[breathes heavily]

WHAT NOW?

- YOU YELLED AT ME.

YOU YELLED AT ME!

[sobs]

- ALL RIGHT, LOOK.

SO FAR TODAY,

AND IT'S NOT EVEN 2:00 YET,

YOU HAVE CRIED 43 TIMES.

- AND YOU WROTE THAT NUMBER ON A CHALKBOARD?

- YES!

- WHY?

- I HAVE NO IDEA.

- OH, SQUIDWARD, THERE'S NO WAY I CRY THAT MUCH.

THERE'S NOT THAT MANY TEARS IN MY BRAIN.

- AU CONTRAIRE.

- WHAT'S THIS?

- IT'S A QUICK MONTAGE OF FLASHBACKS

I'VE EDITED TOGETHER

THAT SHOWS THE HUNDREDS OF TEARS

YOU HAVE CRIED OVER THE YEARS.

- [crying]

[sniffling]

[sobbing]

STOP. IT BURNS.

[French narrator] THOUSANDS OF TEARS LATER...

- [crying]

WOW.

GUESS I DO CRY A LOT.

I PROMISE I WON'T CRY ANYMORE.

- OH, NONSENSE.

I BET YOU CAN'T GO THE REST OF THE DAY WITHOUT CRYING.

- EXCUSE ME A MINUTE.

[phone ringing]

- [slowly] STAR RESIDENCE.

PATRICK SPEAKING.

- HEY, PATRICK.

- HEY, BUDDY!

IS IT 7:30 ALREADY?

- NO, I'M STILL AT WORK.

- HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

- DO YOU THINK THAT I COULD GO THE REST OF THE DAY

WITHOUT CRYING?

- WELL, OF COURSE YOU CAN.

- OKAY, GREAT. THANKS, PATRICK.

- SURE.

DID YOU REMEMBER TO PUT THAT PACKAGE OUTSIDE

WHERE I TOLD YOU?

- YEAH, BUT I LEFT IT IN A DIFFERENT SPOT.

JUST ASK GARY. HE KNOWS WHERE IT IS.

- [chuckles]

HEY, GOOD ONE, BUDDY.

YOU ALMOST HAD ME THERE.

- [laughs] OKAY.

- YEAH, TALK TO YOU LATER.

- ALL RIGHT, SEE YOU.

OKAY, IT'S A BET.

- FINE.

IF YOU CRY ONE TEAR BEFORE MIDNIGHT,

YOU HAVE TO WASH MY BIKE,

CLEAN OUT MY RAIN GUTTERS,

AND DO ALL MY YARD WORK FOR A YEAR.

- SOUNDS FAIR TO ME.

AND IF I MAKE IT TO MIDNIGHT WITHOUT CRYING,

YOU'LL COME TO A SLUMBER PARTY AT MY PLACE,

JUST YOU AND ME.

- [gags]

- OOH, WHAT'S A MATTER?

- UM, NOTHING.

I JUST THREW UP A LITTLE IN MY MOUTH.

NO NEED TO WORRY, SQUIDDY.

YOU'VE OUTDONE YOURSELF.

HE'LL BE CRYING IN TEN MINUTES.

HA!

[laughs]

HA.

- THANKS AGAIN FOR WALKING HOME WITH ME, SQUIDWARD.

- THERE'S A FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING.

ALSO I'D LIKE TO WIN THIS BET AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

[snickers maniacally]

- I'M NOT GONNA CRY.

I'M NOT GONNA CRY.

I CAN DO THIS.

- DO WHAT?

OH, MY.

WHAT A LOVELY SUNSET.

TAKE A LOOK, SPONGEBOB.

- [gasps]

- ISN'T THAT BEAUTIFUL?

- I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH A BEAUTIFUL UNDERWATER SUNSET.

- REALLY TUGS AT THE HEARTSTRINGS, DOESN'T IT?

- MM-HMM.

IT...

[angelic singing]

- [chuckles]

IS THAT A TEAR I SEE?

- OH, WELL, SUNSET'S OVER.

- UGH.

- NICE OF YOU TO DROP IN, NEIGHBOR.

- NICE OF YOU TO HAVE ME. I--

OH, LOOK, SPONGEBOB.

GARY'S SLEEPING.

- [snoring]

- AW, HE LOOKS LIKE AN ANGEL.

- THAT IS JUST SO ADORABLE.

ALMOST MAKES YOU WANT TO CRY.

- YEAH...

NO.

THERE SHALL BE NO TEARS IN THIS HOUSE TONIGHT.

♪ LA-LA-LA-LA-LA ♪

- OH, SPONGEBOB?

- YES? - YOUR MAIL'S HERE.

OOH. OH, LOOK.

IT'S A POSTCARD FROM YOUR DEAR MOTHER AND FATHER

SO FAR AWAY.

- MOTHER? FATHER?

- "DEAR SPONGEBOB, WE ARE HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME

"IN THE SOUTH SEAS,

AND WE MISS YOU VERY, VERY MUCH."

- OH...

MY SUBSCRIPTION TO JELLY FISHING MONTHLY'SEXPIRED.

REMIND ME TO RENEW THAT, WILL YOU, SQUIDWARD?

- NO PROBLEM.

- WELCOME BACK TO BIKINI BOTTOM NEWS.

OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT,

A SERIES OF SAD TALES.

- OOH, LET'S TURN IT UP.

- TRAGEDY IN THE PARK

WHEN A YOUNG SNAIL CAUGHT IN A TREE

ALMOST DIDN'T GET DOWN.

- MEOW.

- [gasps]

- HOWEVER,

HE DID...

GET DOWN.

- HOORAY!

- COMING UP,

AN INTERVIEW WITH A MANATEE

WHO DIDN'T GET WHAT HE WANTED FOR HIS BIRTHDAY.

- OH, NO.

- AND FINALLY, SAD NEWS

FOR MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY FANS.

- WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?

- THEY WILL ONLY BE SHOWING

THE MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY SHOW

SEVEN TIMES A DAY INSTEAD OF EIGHT.

- LET'S WATCH SOMETHING ELSE, SQUIDWARD, OKAY?

- FINE!

- HEY, DAD.

HOW ABOUT A GAME OF CATCH?

- SORRY, SON.

I'M LATE FOR WORK.

- OKAY, DAD.

- I GUESS I CAN STAY FOR A FEW THROWS.

- I LOVE YOU, DAD.

- I LOVE YOU, SON.

zap!

- UGH!

[panting]

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT THAT TELEVISION--

ROTS THE BRAIN.

- HEY, THANKS FOR THE TV, SPONGEBOB.

I'M GONNA WATCH IT ALL NIGHT.

[clock ticking]

- IT'S GETTING LATE.

I'D BETTER BRING OUT THE BIG GUNS.

OH, SPONGEBOB?

- YES, SQUIDWARD?

- WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO

A LITTLE MUSIC?

- [gasps]

I'D SAY...

I'LL GO AND GET SOME REFRESHMENTS.

- DON'T BE LONG.

MY SECRET WEAPON IS WAITING.

[chuckles]

- YOU SAID SOMETHING, SQUIDWARD?

- OH, I JUST SAID, "RELAX, AND ENJOY THE SONG".

[melancholy melody]

♪ ♪

- [sniffles]

♪ ♪

- [pants]

- THAT'S A REALLY SAD SONG, SQUIDWARD.

- YOU'RE NOT GONNA CRY THOUGH, ARE YOU?

- NO. - [grumbles]

[cuckoos]

- TIME REALLY DOES FLY WHEN YOU'RE HAVING FUN.

WELL, I BETTER START GETTING READY FOR BED.

- UH, SPONGEBOB, NO, NO, NO.

UH, WAIT.

- YES, SQUIDWARD?

- HOW ABOUT A BEDTIME STORY?

- NOW YOU'RE TALKING.

WHATCHA GONNA READ ME, SQUIDWARD?

- UM...

HOW ABOUT THE LITTLE ANGLER WHO GOT LOST?

- THAT SOUNDS LIKE A VERY SAD STORY.

- OH, VERY SAD.

THERE ONCE WAS A LITTLE ANGLER

WHO WAS LITTLE AND SAD.

- [whimpers]

- ONE DAY THE LITTLE SAD ANGLER

WAS WALKING THROUGH THE PARK.

- [chuckles] WALKING.

- BUT HE WAS SAD.

BECAUSE... BECAUSE...

HE WAS LOST.

HE WAS LOST AND VERY SAD.

AND THEN HE-- HE STARTED TO CRY.

HE CRIED AND HE CRIED,

AND HE CRIED EVEN MORE.

AND HE KEPT CRYING AND CRYING

AND CRYING AND CRYING AND...

THAT'S RIGHT. YOU CAN DO IT.

- I'M WONDERING IF IT MIGHT NOT BE SO HEALTHY

TO HOLD IN ALL MY TEARS, SQUIDWARD.

- YOU'RE EXACTLY RIGHT, SPONGEBOB.

LET IT ALL OUT.

DON'T FIGHT THE FEEL--

[ticking]

TEN, NINE...

DO IT. DO IT. CRY.

EIGHT, SEVEN, SIX,

FIVE...

COME ON!

FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE.

[cuckoos]

MIDNIGHT.

[sighs]

WELL, SPONGEBOB,

IT LOOKS LIKE YOU WON THE--

- [sobs violently]

- WOW.

WHAT A GREAT SHOW.

- WELL, AT LEAST WE'RE STILL TOGETHER, LITTLE ONES.

[angelic singing]

thud!

- MORE POPCORN, SQUIDWARD?

- NO, NO.

NO, NO, PLEASE.

- DON'T BE SHY NOW.

I MADE EXTRA.

- [sniffles]

- THAT'S ALL RIGHT. LET IT OUT.

YOU CAN CRY ALL YOU WANT.

YOU'RE AMONG FRIENDS HERE.

- [cries]

[lively accordion music]

♪ ♪

[bell ringing]

[cheering]

- HAVE A GOOD SUMMER VACATION, CLASS.

I'LL SEE YOU ALL NEXT FALL.

WELL, HOPEFULLY NOT ALL OF YOU.

TIME TO VAMOOSE.

- OH, MRS. PUFF?

- WHERE ARE MY KEYS?

- MRS. PUFF?

- COME ON.

- I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU.

- AH-HAH!

- MRS. PUFF?

- GET AWAY FROM ME.

[panting]

[engine grinding]

- OH, MRS. PUFF?

- I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE.

[whimpers]

[engine turns over]

[tires squeal]

- PHEW.

I LOST HIM.

- MRS. PUFF?

- [screams]

- CAN I GIVE YOU MY NOTE NOW?

- WHY CAN'T YOU TAKE A HINT?

[gasps]

- HELP.

- OH, DEAR. OF COURSE I'LL HELP.

[engine revs]

smack!

- MRS. PUFF, DON'T FORGET TO READ THE NOTE!

- WHY WON'T HE JUST LE--

[screams]

WHOA!

crash!

AH!

OH, NO. NOT AGAIN.

IF MY PAROLE OFFICER FINDS OUT, I DON'T STAND A CHANCE.

I'LL BE SENTENCED FOR LIFE THIS TIME.

- HMM, QUITE A CONUNDRUM YOU HAVE HERE.

IT WOULD BE A CRYING SHAME TO A CERTAIN SOMEONE

IF THIS INFORMATION WERE TO LEAK OUT TO THE AUTHORITIES.

- OH, PLEASE, DON'T TELL THE POLICE.

I'LL BE A DEAD MAN IF I GET CAUGHT.

I'LL DO ANYTHING.

- IT'S GONNA COST A FORTUNE

TO GET THIS FIXED...

THANKS TO YOU.

- OH, GRACIOUS ME.

I DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF CASH.

- DON'T WORRY.

I THINK WE CAN WORK SOMETHING OUT.

- HUH?

YOU MEAN WE SHOULD GO OUT ON A DATE?

- UH...

INTERESTING.

NO, I HAD SOMETHING ELSE IN MIND.

SURPRISE, SPONGEBOB.

YOU HAVE A NEW COWORKER.

- MRS. PUFF!

- [screams]

- SHE'LL BE FILLING IN FOR SQUIDWARD

WHILE HE'S...

UH...

ON VACATION.

ISN'T THAT RIGHT, MRS. PUFF?

- THAT'S RIGHT.

- AND SHE'LL BE WORKING UNPAID

UNTIL HE RETURNS, WON'T SHE?

- YEAH.

- SQUIDWARD.

I FORGOT TO TELL YOU,

YOU'RE TAKING THE SUMMER OFF.

HAVE A GOOD TIME.

SEE YA.

WHOO, THAT WAS CLOSE.

- IT ALL SOUNDS A BIT MYSTERIOUS TO ME.

BUT WHY SHOULD I CARE?

I'M WORKING WITH GOOD OLD MRS. PUFF.

SAY, DID YOU GET MY NOTE?

- OH, I GOT YOUR NOTE ALL RIGHT.

- SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?

- WHAT DID I THINK?

I THINK IT CAUSED ME TO...

UH, LET'S JUST SAY IT CHANGED MY LIFE.

- IT CERTAINLY HAS.

NOW SPONGEBOB, WOULD YOU PLEASE SHOW MRS. PUFF HER NEW DUTIES

VIS-A-VIS HER RECENTLY CHANGED LIFE,

BECAUSE I SURE AS SNAIL SNOT

CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO DO IT.

- OH, BOY.

I GET TO SHOW YOU THE ROPES, MRS. PUFF.

HEY, IT'S KINDA LIKE I'M THE TEACHER.

[laughs]

I'M GONNA BE TEACHING YOU NOW.

- PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE.

- SHALL WE START WITH THE IMPORTANCE

OF GOOD KITCHEN HYGIENE?

OR THE UNABRIDGED HISTORY OF THE PATTY?

- WHY DON'T WE JUST START WITH MY BASIC DUTIES?

- EAGER TO GET BEHIND THE WHEEL, EH?

I LIKE IT.

REPEAT AFTER ME:

"THIS IS MY REGISTER.

THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE."

- THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE.

- NOW, LIKE A SHIP'S RUDDER,

THIS OLD REGISTER IS TEMPERAMENTAL.

SO WHEN YOU HIT THE TOTAL KEY--

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- NOTHING.

- YOU'RE NOT TAKING NOTES?

ALWAYS REMEMBER, GOOD GRADES...

both: ONLY FOLLOW DILIGENT NOTES.

- I KNOW, SPONGEBOB.

I TAUGHT YOU THAT PHRASE.

- DON'T WORRY, MRS. PUFF.

YOU MAY BORROW MY NOTEPAD TODAY.

NOW, WHERE WAS I?

OH, YES.

THE TOTAL KEY IS A BIT STICKY,

SO YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO BE FORCEFUL,

BUT NOT TOO FORCEFUL.

DID YOU GET THAT?

- FORCEFUL, BUT NOT TOO FORCEFUL.

- YOU DID!

DILIGENCE LIKE THIS DESERVES A STICKER.

COLLECT TEN, AND YOU'RE ENTITLED TO A "SUPER" STICKER.

WHY DON'T WE WORK ON OUR CUSTOMER SERVICE

WITH A LITTLE ROLE PLAYING?

I'LL BE THE CUSTOMER, AND YOU SHOW ME YOUR BEST

AND FRIENDLIEST SERVICE, HMM?

- FINE.

- [in British accent] GOOD DAY, M'LADY.

CHARMED, I'M SURE.

- FUNNY COSTUME, SPONGEBOB.

- FORGIVE ME, BUT I KNOW NOT OF THIS SPONGEBOB FELLOW.

MY NAME IS DUKE THOMAS FEATHERMUFFIN,

AND I ENTERED YOUR PLACE OF BUSINESS

IN HOPES OF PROCURING LUNCH ON THIS FINE DAY.

- OF COURSE, MR. FEATHERMUFFIN.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO EAT TODAY?

- psst! MRS. PUFF.

IT'S ME, SPONGEBOB.

I THINK THIS WILL GO SMOOTHER IF YOU JUST REFER TO HIM AS DUKE.

- [sighs] YOU MEAN TO REFER TO YOU AS DUKE.

- OF COURSE.

HOW ELSE WOULD ONE REFER TO ME?

I AM A DUKE, AFTER ALL.

NOW, I SHOULD FANCY A MEAL, IF IT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT WITH YOU.

- OKAY, DUKE.

WHAT'LL YOU HAVE?

- I SHALL HAVE BEANS ON TOAST, PLEASE.

- ALL RIGHT, ONE BEANS ON TOAST COMING UP.

- psst! MRS. PUFF, SPONGEBOB AGAIN.

YOU BETTER INFORM THE DUKE THAT WE DON'T SERVE BEANS ON TOAST.

- UGH.

THIS IS JUST RIDICULOUS.

WOULD YOU SIMPLY EXPLAIN MY DUTIES, PLEASE?

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING YELLING AT ME CUSTOMERS?

THE DUKE HERE IS ONE OF ME REGULARS.

AND I DON'T NEED TO EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENS

WHEN YOU START LOSING YOUR REGULARITY, DO I?

- OH, DEAR.

MESSAGE RECEIVED, MR. KRABS.

- JUST DON'T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN, PUFF.

- WELL, I SEE YOU HAD A LITTLE TROUBLE GETTING IN GEAR THERE,

BUT YOU'LL BE IN THE FAST LANE BEFORE YOU KNOW IT.

[door opens]

AH, HERE COMES ANOTHER CUSTOMER.

LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN APPLY WHAT YOU'VE LEARNED.

- WELCOME TO THE KRUSTY KRAB, SIR.

MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER?

- YES!

- ONE KRABBY PATTY, PLEASE.

- $1, PLEASE.

THANK YOU.

- GOOD JOB, MRS. PUFF.

NOW, ALL THAT'S LEFT IS TO SUBMIT THE ORDER TO THE COOK.

- ONE KRABBY PATTY.

- OH, MRS. PUFF.

- WHAT?

- IT MUST HAVE SLIPPED YOUR MIND

THAT YOU NEED TO SUBMIT THE ORDER IN WRITING AS WELL.

IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO ENSURE MAXIMUM CLARITY.

- FINE.

HERE'S YOUR WRITTEN FORM.

- ONE KRABBY PATTY.

MRS. PUFF?

- WHAT NOW?

- I CAN'T BEGIN COOKING UNTIL THE BELL HAS RUNG.

smack!

THANK YOU.

ALTHOUGH A SMIDGE LESS RIGOROUS NEXT TIME, PLEASE.

- [mumbles angrily]

- ORDER UP!

YOU'VE DONE WELL SO FAR, STUDENT.

NOW, WE DELIVER THE ITEM TO THE CUSTOMER.

BE CAUTIOUS, BUT SWIFT.

I WOULDN'T GO THAT WAY IF I WERE YOU.

IT'S FASTER IF YOU GO THIS WAY, MRS. P.

LOOK OUT FOR THE BARREL.

- I'LL GIVE YOU A BAR--

WHOA!

- WATCH FOR PEDESTRIANS.

- AH!

thud!

- POTHOLE!

- HEY!

- LOOK OUT, MRS. PUFF.

- [screaming]

- TIME FOR EVASIVE ACTION.

- [screaming]

[screams]

[tires squeal]

[both scream]

ding!

- AND THE PATTY IS UNSCATHED.

WAY TO GO, MRS. PUFF.

YOUR FIRST SATISFIED CUSTOMER.

I WILL HAVE TO DEDUCT POINTS FOR THAT LANDING, THOUGH.

- [grumbles]

THAT'S IT. I DON'T CARE ANYMORE.

THIS ISN'T WORTH IT.

[glass shatters]

I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED ANY LONGER.

- DON'T FORGET TO READ THE NOTE.

- YOU!

IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU I GOT STUCK IN THIS MESS.

UGH!

- HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.

WELL, WELL, WELL.

IF IT AIN'T MRS. PUFF.

I SAW WHAT YOU DID.

- [gulps] UH, YOU DID?

- YEAH.

- OH, PLEASE.

I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO IT. I SWEAR.

- IT'S TOO LATE FOR SWEARING, PUFF.

THE EVIDENCE IS RIGHT HERE.

YOU LITTERED.

AND NOW YOU'RE GOING TO THE STONY LONESOME.

- LITTERED?

[gasps]

YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, OFFICER.

YES, I SURE DID LITTER.

THAT'S WHAT I DID.

- YEAH. ALL RIGHT.

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST NOW.

- NO PROBLEM, OFFICER.

TIME BY MYSELF IN THE STONY LONESOME IS JUST WHAT I NEED.

- TELL IT TO THE JUDGE, MRS. PUFF.

- [laughing hysterically]

ONE DAY DOWN.

2,528 TO GO.

THAT'S JUST SHY OF FOUR YEARS WITHOUT SPONGEBOB.

I'M GOING TO ENJOY THIS.

- GET UP, PUFF.

THE JUDGE SAYS YOU HAVE TO GO TO TRAFFIC SCHOOL.

- OH, WOW.

A DRIVER'S EDUCATION CLASS.

IT'S JUST HOW I MADE A LIVING, EXCEPT WITHOUT...

HIM.

OH, DELIGHTFUL.

- GOOD DAY, CLASS.

- [screams]

smack!

I MUST BE HAVING A NIGHTMARE.

WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?

[whimpers]

- DIDN'T YOU READ THE NOTE, MRS. PUFF?

HERE, I TAPED IT TOGETHER AND SAVED IT JUST IN CASE.

"DEAR MRS. PUFF.

"I'M FOLLOWING IN YOUR FOOTSTEPS

"AND GOT A JOB AS A DRIVER'S ED TEACHER FOR THE SUMMER.

HEART, SPONGEBOB."

- [shouts]

GET ME OUTTA HERE!

[cries]

UH! OW! OH!

YOW! YOW! AH!

- NOW, LET'S OPEN OUR DRIVER'S ED HANDBOOKS TO CHAPTER ONE.

- [screams]

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[lilting ukulele music]

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