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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,068 --> 00:00:10,172 - ARE YOU READY, KIDS? 2 00:00:10,206 --> 00:00:11,965 all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! 3 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:13,448 - I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 4 00:00:13,482 --> 00:00:15,517 all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! 5 00:00:15,551 --> 00:00:18,586 - ♪ OHH... 6 00:00:18,620 --> 00:00:20,689 ♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? ♪ 7 00:00:20,724 --> 00:00:22,862 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 8 00:00:22,896 --> 00:00:24,655 - ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE ♪ 9 00:00:24,689 --> 00:00:26,517 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 10 00:00:26,551 --> 00:00:28,758 - ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪ 11 00:00:28,793 --> 00:00:30,344 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 12 00:00:30,379 --> 00:00:32,793 - ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪ 13 00:00:32,827 --> 00:00:34,724 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY? 14 00:00:34,758 --> 00:00:36,758 all: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 15 00:00:36,793 --> 00:00:38,724 ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 16 00:00:38,758 --> 00:00:40,655 ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 17 00:00:40,689 --> 00:00:41,862 - ♪ SPONGEBOB 18 00:00:41,896 --> 00:00:44,103 ♪ SQUAREPANTS! 19 00:00:44,137 --> 00:00:46,620 [laughing] 20 00:00:46,655 --> 00:00:48,862 ♪ 21 00:00:48,896 --> 00:00:50,275 [waves crashing] 22 00:01:04,413 --> 00:01:06,310 - OH, BOY, JELLYFISHING! 23 00:01:06,344 --> 00:01:07,655 I CAN'T WAIT. 24 00:01:07,689 --> 00:01:09,586 CAN YOU, PATRICK? 25 00:01:09,620 --> 00:01:11,206 - [slurping] - PATRICK? 26 00:01:11,241 --> 00:01:12,724 - DID YOU SAY SOMETHING? 27 00:01:12,758 --> 00:01:14,137 - UGH. I SAID-- 28 00:01:14,172 --> 00:01:15,344 OW! 29 00:01:15,379 --> 00:01:17,655 - I'M NOT SURE HOW TO RESPOND TO THAT. 30 00:01:17,689 --> 00:01:19,793 - [gasps] MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY. 31 00:01:19,827 --> 00:01:21,689 - [snoring] 32 00:01:21,724 --> 00:01:24,689 - HEY. WE'RE STUCK HERE, REMEMBER? 33 00:01:24,724 --> 00:01:26,310 - WHY IS THAT? 34 00:01:26,344 --> 00:01:29,103 - BECAUSE YOU FORGOT TO FILL UP THE BOATMOBILE BEFORE WE LEFT. 35 00:01:29,137 --> 00:01:30,896 SEE? 36 00:01:30,931 --> 00:01:32,965 - HEY, HEROES. 37 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:34,655 IS THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO? 38 00:01:38,620 --> 00:01:39,896 [both grunting] 39 00:01:46,586 --> 00:01:48,275 - THIS IS A HEAVY PIECE OF NOTHIN'. 40 00:01:48,310 --> 00:01:50,413 [both panting] 41 00:01:50,448 --> 00:01:51,896 SO IS THAT IT? 42 00:01:51,931 --> 00:01:53,551 - YES, THANK YOU, BOYS. 43 00:01:53,586 --> 00:01:55,448 WE USUALLY DON'T DO THIS, BUT IN RETURN 44 00:01:55,482 --> 00:01:58,448 FOR PUSHING THE INVISIBOAT UP ALL THOSE HILLS, 45 00:01:58,482 --> 00:02:00,689 THERE'S SOMETHING I'D LIKE YOU TO SEE. 46 00:02:00,724 --> 00:02:04,827 BUT YOU MUST PROMISE NOT TO TOUCH ANYTHING. 47 00:02:04,862 --> 00:02:06,413 both: OKAY. 48 00:02:11,344 --> 00:02:13,241 - WHOA! - WOW! 49 00:02:13,275 --> 00:02:15,793 - OOH! THE MAGIC CLAW FROM EPISODE 1582! 50 00:02:15,827 --> 00:02:17,758 [gasps] MAN RAY'S POWER GLOVE! 51 00:02:17,793 --> 00:02:20,068 - OOH! A PAIR OF BINOCULARS. 52 00:02:20,103 --> 00:02:23,137 - YES, BOYS, THIS IS OUR LOCKER OF MEMORIES. 53 00:02:23,172 --> 00:02:26,310 IT CONTAINS... 54 00:02:26,344 --> 00:02:27,551 I CAN'T REMEMBER. 55 00:02:27,586 --> 00:02:29,206 - [sighs] 56 00:02:29,241 --> 00:02:32,586 IT CONTAINS ALL THE MEMORABILIA FROM OUR SUPERHUMAN ADVENTURES. 57 00:02:32,620 --> 00:02:34,689 - WHOA! HEY, SPONGEBOB, CHECK IT OUT. 58 00:02:34,724 --> 00:02:36,068 - THE DIRTY BUBBLE'S BUBBLE WAND. 59 00:02:36,103 --> 00:02:37,034 - CORRECT. 60 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:42,275 - [laughs evilly] 61 00:02:45,034 --> 00:02:46,551 - [laughs] 62 00:02:46,586 --> 00:02:47,931 SCARED, BOYS? 63 00:02:47,965 --> 00:02:49,103 - MM-HMM. - YEAH. 64 00:02:49,137 --> 00:02:51,482 - WELL, DON'T BE. 65 00:02:51,517 --> 00:02:53,724 - AND AS LONG AS NO ONE TOUCHES ANYTHING, 66 00:02:53,758 --> 00:02:55,655 THERE'S NOTHING HERE TO BE SCARED OF. 67 00:02:55,689 --> 00:02:57,379 - UNDERSTOOD. 68 00:02:57,413 --> 00:02:59,344 - AND THIS IS OUR TIME MACHINE. 69 00:02:59,379 --> 00:03:00,827 THIS DEVICE ALLOWS US 70 00:03:00,862 --> 00:03:03,206 TO TRANSPORT INTO THE FUTURE OR PAST, 71 00:03:03,241 --> 00:03:05,827 AT A DATE OR DESTINATION OF OUR CHOOSING. 72 00:03:05,862 --> 00:03:07,310 - WHOA. - OOH. 73 00:03:07,344 --> 00:03:08,827 - UNFORTUNATELY, THE CONSEQUENCES 74 00:03:08,862 --> 00:03:11,379 OF ALTERING THE ORDER OF HISTORY ARE SO DANGEROUS, 75 00:03:11,413 --> 00:03:12,896 WE'VE CHOSEN TO LEAVE IT ALONE. 76 00:03:12,931 --> 00:03:15,206 SO YOU MUSTN'T TOUCH. 77 00:03:15,241 --> 00:03:17,724 - HEY, THIS SNACK MACHINE TOOK MY QUARTER. 78 00:03:17,758 --> 00:03:19,517 I WANT MY CRUNCHITY MUNCHITIES. 79 00:03:19,551 --> 00:03:21,275 - NO! 80 00:03:21,310 --> 00:03:22,344 - STUPID BOX. 81 00:03:24,862 --> 00:03:26,793 [machine whirring] 82 00:03:26,827 --> 00:03:28,620 YOU REALLY GOT TO GET THAT THING FIXED. 83 00:03:28,655 --> 00:03:29,758 - YOU FOOL! 84 00:03:29,793 --> 00:03:31,103 DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE? 85 00:03:31,137 --> 00:03:32,689 - WELL, I LOST A QUARTER. 86 00:03:39,310 --> 00:03:41,655 [all screaming] 87 00:04:02,896 --> 00:04:06,172 - WHERE ARE WE? 88 00:04:06,206 --> 00:04:07,965 [gasps] IT CAN'T BE. 89 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,517 BIKINI BOTTOM HAS AT LEAST 39 PEOPLE LIVING HERE. 90 00:04:10,551 --> 00:04:12,034 MAYBE AS YOU KNEW IT, 91 00:04:12,068 --> 00:04:15,034 BUT THIS IS A DIFFERENT BIKINI BOTTOM OF ANOTHER TIME. 92 00:04:15,068 --> 00:04:17,448 MAYBE IF YOU HADN'T TOUCHED THE TIME MACHINE 93 00:04:17,482 --> 00:04:20,965 LIKE WE TOLD YOU, PATRICK, WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS MESS. 94 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:23,896 HOPEFULLY WE HAVEN'T CHANGED ANYTHING WITH OUR PRESENCE. 95 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:26,413 - OOH, EVERYTHING LOOKS SO OLD-FASHIONED. 96 00:04:26,448 --> 00:04:28,862 [twangy banjo music] 97 00:04:28,896 --> 00:04:30,482 [sea horse whinnies] 98 00:04:38,896 --> 00:04:43,310 [dramatic music and evil laughter] 99 00:04:43,344 --> 00:04:45,586 [people screaming] 100 00:04:45,620 --> 00:04:49,620 - [laughs evilly] 101 00:04:49,655 --> 00:04:52,931 I'M READY TO RULE THE WORLD AND ITS RICHES. 102 00:04:52,965 --> 00:04:55,620 WITH THIS WEAPON, NOTHING CAN STOP ME. 103 00:04:55,655 --> 00:04:57,551 - THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK. 104 00:04:57,586 --> 00:05:00,000 - MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY? 105 00:05:00,034 --> 00:05:01,551 - SORRY, MAN RAY, 106 00:05:01,586 --> 00:05:04,724 BUT MY STALWART COMPANION, BARNACLE BOY, AND I 107 00:05:04,758 --> 00:05:06,172 BEG TO DIFFER WITH YOU. 108 00:05:06,206 --> 00:05:07,827 - YOU'VE TANGLED WITH THE WRONG END 109 00:05:07,862 --> 00:05:09,931 OF THE FISH HOOK OF JUSTICE, MAN RAY. 110 00:05:09,965 --> 00:05:11,965 - NOW PREPARE FOR A HEAPING HELPING 111 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:15,620 OF QUICK-DRYING TARTAR SAUCE. 112 00:05:15,655 --> 00:05:18,206 - WOW, OUR BODIES WERE SO TIGHT. 113 00:05:18,241 --> 00:05:19,689 - WHAT WENT WRONG? 114 00:05:19,724 --> 00:05:21,137 - GAH! 115 00:05:22,862 --> 00:05:24,586 - JUMPIN' JELLYFISH, MERMAID MAN. 116 00:05:24,620 --> 00:05:25,896 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TARTAR SAUCE? 117 00:05:27,827 --> 00:05:29,482 - [burps] 118 00:05:29,517 --> 00:05:32,344 GOOD THING THAT WAS AROUND. I WAS STARVING. 119 00:05:32,379 --> 00:05:33,827 - CURIOUS. 120 00:05:33,862 --> 00:05:35,965 COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN TO REFILL IT? 121 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,172 - [laughs evilly] 122 00:05:38,206 --> 00:05:39,827 - THIS IS CREEPING ME OUT. 123 00:05:39,862 --> 00:05:42,448 - PATRICK, WHAT ABOUT MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY? 124 00:05:42,482 --> 00:05:44,137 - I DON'T GOT TIME FOR THAT. 125 00:05:44,172 --> 00:05:46,620 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING, BOYS? 126 00:05:46,655 --> 00:05:48,586 - I JUST WANT TO GO HOME! 127 00:05:49,655 --> 00:05:51,517 [beeping] 128 00:05:51,551 --> 00:05:52,931 - WHEN ARE WE GONNA HAVE THOSE TWO 129 00:05:52,965 --> 00:05:54,310 RECLASSIFIED AS VILLAINS? 130 00:05:56,586 --> 00:05:57,689 - THEY LEFT US HERE! 131 00:05:57,724 --> 00:05:59,379 WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? 132 00:05:59,413 --> 00:06:02,275 EH, I'M SURE IT'LL ALL WORK OUT. 133 00:06:02,310 --> 00:06:04,862 - DON'T WORRY, MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY 134 00:06:04,896 --> 00:06:07,172 ARE ALWAYS HERE TO HELP THE ELDERLY. 135 00:06:07,206 --> 00:06:10,724 THERE'S SOMETHING FAMILIAR ABOUT THESE TWO, BARNACLE BOY. 136 00:06:10,758 --> 00:06:13,068 I JUST CAN'T PUT MY FLIPPER ON IT. 137 00:06:13,103 --> 00:06:14,827 - HEY, NEAT HAT. 138 00:06:14,862 --> 00:06:17,724 - THANKS, I-- 139 00:06:17,758 --> 00:06:20,344 - [laughs evilly] 140 00:06:20,379 --> 00:06:22,689 - LET'S GET THESE POOR, DEFENSELESS SENIORS 141 00:06:22,724 --> 00:06:23,965 OUT OF HARM'S WAY. 142 00:06:25,724 --> 00:06:28,586 both: WHOA! 143 00:06:36,103 --> 00:06:37,655 - THAT'S MORE LIKE IT-- 144 00:06:37,689 --> 00:06:40,793 BACK IN GOOD OLE PRESENT-DAY BIKINI BOTTOM. 145 00:06:43,275 --> 00:06:44,758 - YES, PATRICK. 146 00:06:44,793 --> 00:06:46,724 WE'RE ALL BORN IN OUR OWN PLACE AND TIME. 147 00:06:46,758 --> 00:06:48,724 HELLO, FELLOW CITIZEN. 148 00:06:54,068 --> 00:06:55,689 HELLO, SQUILLIAM. 149 00:06:55,724 --> 00:06:57,034 - MAN RAY IS GREAT. 150 00:06:57,068 --> 00:06:58,758 - YEAH. 151 00:06:58,793 --> 00:07:01,344 MUST BE TAKING CARE OF HIS COMMUNITY SERVICE OBLIGATIONS. 152 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:03,000 - THAT'LL TEACH HIM TO JAYWALK. 153 00:07:08,344 --> 00:07:10,000 - SAY, UH, PATRICK, 154 00:07:10,034 --> 00:07:13,034 DO YOU NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT ABOUT OUR FAIR CITY? 155 00:07:13,068 --> 00:07:14,482 - SORRY, I COULDN'T HEAR YOU 156 00:07:14,517 --> 00:07:17,206 OVER THE CLATTER OF PRISON CHAINS. 157 00:07:17,241 --> 00:07:19,931 - I SAID ISN'T THERE SOMETHING ODD 158 00:07:19,965 --> 00:07:22,241 ABOUT BIKINI BOTTOM SINCE WE GOT BACK? 159 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:23,413 - NO. 160 00:07:23,448 --> 00:07:24,758 BUT YES! 161 00:07:24,793 --> 00:07:27,793 JUST LOOK AT THAT GIANT MENACING BILLBOARD. 162 00:07:27,827 --> 00:07:31,413 IT'S MISSING A BOLT ON THE BOTTOM RIGHT CORNER! 163 00:07:31,448 --> 00:07:33,241 - EVEN WORSE THAN THAT, PATRICK. 164 00:07:33,275 --> 00:07:35,620 THE POLICE GOT NEW UNIFORMS. 165 00:07:35,655 --> 00:07:36,793 - OH, NO! 166 00:07:36,827 --> 00:07:39,413 WHAT DID THEY DO WITH THOSE OLD ONES? 167 00:07:39,448 --> 00:07:40,620 - AND YIKES! 168 00:07:40,655 --> 00:07:42,310 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE KRUSTY KRAB? 169 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:47,068 "THE DESIGNATED AREA WHERE YOU ARE PERMITTED 170 00:07:47,103 --> 00:07:49,068 "BY MAN RAY, YOUR RULER, 171 00:07:49,103 --> 00:07:52,137 TO OBTAIN SANDWICHES USING MAN RAY DOLLARS"? 172 00:07:52,172 --> 00:07:55,758 DO YOU SEE THE UNDERLYING TRAGEDY IN ALL THIS? 173 00:07:55,793 --> 00:07:57,620 - I'M ALL OUT OF MAN RAY DOLLARS? 174 00:07:57,655 --> 00:07:59,068 - NO, PATRICK. 175 00:07:59,103 --> 00:08:01,965 IT MEANS THAT WE SOMEHOW CHANGED THE COURSE OF HISTORY 176 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:03,655 WHEN WE WENT INTO THE PAST, 177 00:08:03,689 --> 00:08:06,827 AND NOW, IN THIS REALITY, MAN RAY IS RULER. 178 00:08:06,862 --> 00:08:09,103 OH, WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING. - BUT WHAT? 179 00:08:09,137 --> 00:08:11,275 - WHAT ANY SELF-RESPECTING CITIZEN OF THE FREE WORLD 180 00:08:11,310 --> 00:08:13,034 WOULD DO IN A TIME OF CRISIS: 181 00:08:13,068 --> 00:08:15,965 SEE IF I STILL HAVE A JOB. 182 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:19,344 - HEY, YOU'RE NOT EATING FAST ENOUGH. 183 00:08:19,379 --> 00:08:21,413 - EXCUSE ME, SQUID--WHOA. 184 00:08:21,448 --> 00:08:22,413 - YES? 185 00:08:22,448 --> 00:08:23,413 - [stammering] 186 00:08:23,448 --> 00:08:24,448 BARNACLE BOY? 187 00:08:24,482 --> 00:08:25,689 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 188 00:08:25,724 --> 00:08:27,827 - JUST TAKING STOCK OF A WASTED LIFE. 189 00:08:27,862 --> 00:08:28,896 - ORDER UP! 190 00:08:28,931 --> 00:08:30,103 - MERMAID MAN! 191 00:08:30,137 --> 00:08:31,517 AND HE'S WEARING A HAIRNET. 192 00:08:31,551 --> 00:08:33,551 - [sighs] - WHAT HAPPENED? 193 00:08:33,586 --> 00:08:35,517 WHY ARE THE TWO GREATEST HEROES EVER 194 00:08:35,551 --> 00:08:37,517 STUCK IN THIS GREASY SPOON, 195 00:08:37,551 --> 00:08:39,724 NOT COMBATING THE EVILS OF MAN RAY? 196 00:08:39,758 --> 00:08:42,931 - I LOST THE DESIRE AND THE PHYSIQUE TO FIGHT 197 00:08:42,965 --> 00:08:44,448 LONG AGO, KID. 198 00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:47,862 FLIPPING PATTIES IS SO MUCH EASIER ON THE JOINTS 199 00:08:47,896 --> 00:08:49,620 WHEN YOU'RE MY AGE. 200 00:08:49,655 --> 00:08:51,931 - WHAT ABOUT THE YOUNGER MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY? 201 00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:54,551 SURELY THEY REFUSED TO SURRENDER WITHOUT A FIGHT. 202 00:08:54,586 --> 00:08:57,000 - YOU GOT SPAGHETTI FOR BRAINS, KID? 203 00:08:57,034 --> 00:08:59,034 WE ARETHE YOUNGER ONES. 204 00:08:59,068 --> 00:09:00,827 THE OLDER ONES... 205 00:09:00,862 --> 00:09:04,758 [sniffs] BLESS THEIR SOULS... 206 00:09:04,793 --> 00:09:08,931 HAVE BEEN IMMORTALIZED IN THIS VERY RESTAURANT. 207 00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:12,724 - I AM SO SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS OF...YOURSELF. 208 00:09:12,758 --> 00:09:14,965 - I HATE TO BREAK UP THE MEMORIAL SERVICE, 209 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:17,275 BUT WE'RE OUT OF TARTAR SAUCE OUT HERE. 210 00:09:17,310 --> 00:09:19,482 - TARTAR SAUCE? 211 00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:22,793 THE TOPPING THAT DESTROYED LIFE AS WE KNEW IT. 212 00:09:22,827 --> 00:09:26,827 IF ONLY MY TARTAR SAUCE ATTACK HADN'T FAILED THAT DAY, 213 00:09:26,862 --> 00:09:30,379 WE WOULDN'T BE LIVING IN THIS WASTELAND. 214 00:09:32,551 --> 00:09:33,896 WE'RE ALREADY OUT? 215 00:09:33,931 --> 00:09:34,931 - YUP. 216 00:09:34,965 --> 00:09:37,689 [chomping and gulping] 217 00:09:37,724 --> 00:09:39,689 CHEWY BITS. 218 00:09:39,724 --> 00:09:41,275 [burps] 219 00:09:43,896 --> 00:09:46,275 - I KNEW I RECOGNIZED YOU FROM SOMEWHERE. 220 00:09:46,310 --> 00:09:50,758 YOU WERE THERE, AND YOU ATE THE TARTAR SAUCE ON THAT DAY! 221 00:09:50,793 --> 00:09:53,517 DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE? 222 00:09:53,551 --> 00:09:54,827 - SORRY, MERMAID MAN. 223 00:09:54,862 --> 00:09:56,241 WE DIDN'T MEAN TO DESTROY YOUR LIVES 224 00:09:56,275 --> 00:09:57,827 AND EVERYTHING YOU HELD DEAR. 225 00:09:57,862 --> 00:09:59,620 WHAT DO YOU SAY WE TRY TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT? 226 00:09:59,655 --> 00:10:01,172 WITH YOUR HELP, OF COURSE. 227 00:10:01,206 --> 00:10:06,137 - I'M NOT TEAMING UP WITH YOU TO DO JACK-DIDDLY-SQUAT. 228 00:10:08,034 --> 00:10:12,310 BESIDES, MAN RAY HAS ME BY THE NECK. 229 00:10:12,344 --> 00:10:15,724 OH, EVIL! 230 00:10:15,758 --> 00:10:18,206 - DOES THAT MEAN THAT THE DEFEAT WAS SO TRAUMATIC 231 00:10:18,241 --> 00:10:20,793 THAT IT HAS GIVEN MAN RAY A STRANGLEHOLD ON YOUR PSYCHE? 232 00:10:20,827 --> 00:10:22,482 - BARNACLES, NO! 233 00:10:22,517 --> 00:10:25,068 IT MEANS HE PUT THIS ELECTRO-COLLAR ON ME 234 00:10:25,103 --> 00:10:27,931 THAT WON'T ALLOW ME TO LEAVE THE RESTAURANT. 235 00:10:27,965 --> 00:10:29,241 - OH. 236 00:10:29,275 --> 00:10:31,896 WELL, LET'S GET THAT NASTY THING OFF OF YOU, HMM? 237 00:10:31,931 --> 00:10:33,172 [grunting] 238 00:10:33,206 --> 00:10:35,862 - HAVEN'T YOU TWO IDIOTS DONE ENOUGH DAMAGE? 239 00:10:35,896 --> 00:10:38,275 - UH! I CAN'T GET A GOOD GRIP ON IT. 240 00:10:38,310 --> 00:10:41,275 MUST NEED A BETTER ANGLE. HOLD ON. 241 00:10:41,310 --> 00:10:44,793 SORRY. SORRY. 242 00:10:44,827 --> 00:10:46,827 HEY, PATRICK, CAN YOU GIVE ME A HAND HERE? 243 00:10:46,862 --> 00:10:48,413 - KEEP AWAY FROM ME. 244 00:10:55,103 --> 00:10:56,000 crash! 245 00:11:05,275 --> 00:11:07,103 - TA-DA! YOU'RE FREE. 246 00:11:07,137 --> 00:11:09,655 CAN WE COAX YOU AND BARNACLE BOY OUT OF RETIREMENT 247 00:11:09,689 --> 00:11:11,620 TO SAVE THE KNOWN UNIVERSE? 248 00:11:11,655 --> 00:11:14,344 - I SUPPOSE YOU'VE PROVEN YOUR METTLE, KID. 249 00:11:14,379 --> 00:11:16,620 BUT I'LL HAVE MY EYE ON YOU TWO. 250 00:11:16,655 --> 00:11:19,724 NOW, LET'S POP THAT DIRTY BUBBLE. 251 00:11:19,758 --> 00:11:21,034 - ACTUALLY, WE'RE FIGHTING MAN RAY. 252 00:11:21,068 --> 00:11:23,827 - OH, WELL, IN THAT CASE, 253 00:11:23,862 --> 00:11:27,758 LET THE LIGHTHOUSE OF JUSTICE SHINE ON RAY MAN. 254 00:11:27,793 --> 00:11:29,517 - OKAY, I SUPPOSE THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH. 255 00:11:29,551 --> 00:11:31,379 BACK TO THE PAST, GENTS, 256 00:11:31,413 --> 00:11:33,379 TO STOP YOU FROM EATING THE TARTAR SAUCE AGAIN 257 00:11:33,413 --> 00:11:35,137 FOR THE FIRST TIME...HMM. 258 00:11:40,275 --> 00:11:42,482 [all screaming] 259 00:11:44,931 --> 00:11:47,413 [dramatic music] 260 00:11:47,448 --> 00:11:49,931 - [laughs evilly] 261 00:11:49,965 --> 00:11:53,379 I'M READY TO RULE THE WORLD AND ITS RICHES. 262 00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:56,000 - NOT SO FAST, MAN RAY. 263 00:11:56,034 --> 00:11:58,896 - WE'VE GOT A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR YOU. 264 00:12:02,793 --> 00:12:06,137 - KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF MY TARTAR SAUCE! 265 00:12:06,172 --> 00:12:08,862 - IMPOSTERS! 266 00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:11,310 - WHO YOU CALLIN' IMPOSTER, IMPOSTER? 267 00:12:11,344 --> 00:12:14,620 I MUST PREVENT OUR TARTAR SAUCE FROM BEING EATEN 268 00:12:14,655 --> 00:12:17,241 BY THAT--THAT FOOL. 269 00:12:17,275 --> 00:12:19,310 - IF I WANT TO GET NEAR MY TARTAR SAUCE, 270 00:12:19,344 --> 00:12:21,655 I GOT TO GO THROUGH ME FIRST. 271 00:12:21,689 --> 00:12:23,551 - I'M GONNA MAKE ME EAT THOSE WORDS. 272 00:12:23,586 --> 00:12:24,862 - BRING IT. 273 00:12:24,896 --> 00:12:26,000 OOH! 274 00:12:27,275 --> 00:12:28,758 TAKE THIS. 275 00:12:28,793 --> 00:12:30,827 - OOH! 276 00:12:32,103 --> 00:12:33,551 - I'LL NEVER LET YOU WIN. 277 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,689 - OH, YES, I WILL. 278 00:12:35,724 --> 00:12:37,965 - WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THIS, BARNACLE BOY? 279 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,137 - TANGLED TIMELINE, MERMAID MAN. I'M-- 280 00:12:40,172 --> 00:12:41,551 - [laughs evilly] 281 00:12:41,586 --> 00:12:44,896 YOU OLD COOTS PROVIDED ME THE PERFECT DISTRACTION. 282 00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:48,275 NOW PREPARE TO BE DISAPPEARED. 283 00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:51,896 - SOUNDS GOOD ON PAPER, YOU PURVEYOR OF PURE EVIL. 284 00:12:51,931 --> 00:12:54,034 BUT FORTUNATELY, WE ALL KNOW 285 00:12:54,068 --> 00:12:57,068 WHAT HAPPENS TO PAPER UNDERWATER. 286 00:12:57,103 --> 00:13:00,413 BARNACLE BOY, THE TARTAR SAUCE. 287 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:03,827 - OOH! - OOH! 288 00:13:03,862 --> 00:13:07,448 - WOW, I'VE NEVER EATEN THAT MUCH TARTAR SAUCE. 289 00:13:07,482 --> 00:13:09,413 - YES, YOU HAVE. 290 00:13:09,448 --> 00:13:11,448 - WELL, IT SURE AIN'T SITTIN' RIGHT. 291 00:13:11,482 --> 00:13:13,000 - [laughs evilly] 292 00:13:13,034 --> 00:13:14,758 FOOLISH FOOLS! 293 00:13:14,793 --> 00:13:18,172 ONCE AGAIN, YOUR BUFFOONERY HAS GIVEN ME VICTORY. 294 00:13:20,310 --> 00:13:21,827 [cackles] 295 00:13:21,862 --> 00:13:23,827 OH, I'M GOING TO SAVOR THIS. 296 00:13:23,862 --> 00:13:25,068 IT'S NOT EVERY DAY 297 00:13:25,103 --> 00:13:28,448 I GET TO DEFEAT MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY 298 00:13:28,482 --> 00:13:30,448 THREE TIMES OVER. 299 00:13:33,689 --> 00:13:37,689 - PATRICK, DON'T EAT THE TARTAR SAUCE! 300 00:13:37,724 --> 00:13:39,655 - HA! YOU'RE TOO LATE. 301 00:13:39,689 --> 00:13:41,896 YOUR FAT FRIEND BEAT YOU TO IT. 302 00:13:41,931 --> 00:13:45,482 NOW, PREPARE TO TASTE LASER. 303 00:13:46,931 --> 00:13:49,068 both: WHAAAA! 304 00:13:49,103 --> 00:13:50,517 - SO HOW-- 305 00:13:52,137 --> 00:13:53,862 - I TOLD YOU WE HAD TO GO BACK FURTHER. 306 00:13:53,896 --> 00:13:54,862 - UH... 307 00:13:56,103 --> 00:13:58,344 - UP, UP, AND AWAY! 308 00:14:00,413 --> 00:14:02,379 - NOW, PATRICK! 309 00:14:07,275 --> 00:14:09,724 - I CAN'T GET MY HEAD AROUND THIS. 310 00:14:09,758 --> 00:14:12,103 WHERE ARE THEY ALL COMING FROM? 311 00:14:12,137 --> 00:14:13,931 ANOTHER MACHINE? 312 00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:19,000 - [laughs] 313 00:14:19,034 --> 00:14:21,620 I TOOK CARE OF YOUR BLASTED TIME MACHINE. 314 00:14:21,655 --> 00:14:23,517 [laughs evilly] 315 00:14:26,793 --> 00:14:29,689 - OH, I'VE GOT TO SIT DOWN AND THINK THIS THROUGH. 316 00:14:29,724 --> 00:14:31,034 - GOTCHA! 317 00:14:31,068 --> 00:14:32,586 YOU'LL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME FOR THINKING 318 00:14:32,620 --> 00:14:34,275 IN THE STONY LONESOME. 319 00:14:34,310 --> 00:14:36,896 - I'M SORRY. DID YOU SAY SOMETHING? 320 00:14:36,931 --> 00:14:39,689 I'M STILL TRYING TO COMPREHEND WHAT JUST HAPPENED HERE. 321 00:14:39,724 --> 00:14:41,310 - IT'S PRETTY SIMPLE, REALLY. 322 00:14:41,344 --> 00:14:43,034 YOU WERE DEFEATED BY A CADRE 323 00:14:43,068 --> 00:14:46,137 OF CONTINUUM-CRUISING CRIME STOPPERS. 324 00:14:46,172 --> 00:14:48,551 THANK YOU, SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK. 325 00:14:48,586 --> 00:14:50,413 all: YOU'RE WELCOME. 326 00:14:54,758 --> 00:14:56,724 all: WHOA! HI, THERE. 327 00:14:56,758 --> 00:14:58,241 - HELLO. - HELLO. 328 00:14:58,275 --> 00:14:59,724 - HELLO. 329 00:14:59,758 --> 00:15:02,137 - WE JUST WANTED TO COME BACK AND REVISIT THE DAY 330 00:15:02,172 --> 00:15:05,275 THAT EVIL WAS DEFEATED FOREVER. 331 00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:09,931 - HOW YOU DOING? 332 00:15:13,241 --> 00:15:14,551 - WHOA! 333 00:15:17,103 --> 00:15:18,827 - HELLO. - HELLO. 334 00:15:18,862 --> 00:15:20,275 - HELLO. 335 00:15:43,793 --> 00:15:45,517 - PATRICK, GUESS WHAT CAME IN THE MAIL TODAY! 336 00:15:45,551 --> 00:15:47,551 - OH, WHAT? - THIS. 337 00:15:47,586 --> 00:15:53,068 - "MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY LOST EPISODE"? 338 00:15:53,103 --> 00:15:53,965 STICK IT IN! 339 00:15:57,551 --> 00:16:02,137 [adventure music] 340 00:16:02,172 --> 00:16:03,965 - ♪ FASTER THAN LIGHT 341 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,965 ♪ THEY'RE THERE TO STOP CRIME ♪ 342 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,862 ♪ IT'S MERMAID MAN 343 00:16:07,896 --> 00:16:10,275 ♪ AND BARNACLE BOY both: YEAH! 344 00:16:10,310 --> 00:16:12,724 - ♪ IF YOU'RE IN A JAM... 345 00:16:12,758 --> 00:16:14,931 ♪ 346 00:16:14,965 --> 00:16:18,586 ♪ IT'S MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY ♪ 347 00:16:18,620 --> 00:16:20,379 ♪ 348 00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:21,758 male announcer: THE ADVENTURES 349 00:16:21,793 --> 00:16:24,034 OF MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY. 350 00:16:24,068 --> 00:16:26,034 TONIGHT'S EPISODE: "THE SECRET MEETING." 351 00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:28,275 DEEP IN THE MER-CAVE, 352 00:16:28,310 --> 00:16:31,172 SOMETHING STRANGE TAKES MERMAID MAN'S ATTENTION. 353 00:16:31,206 --> 00:16:32,827 - THE DIRTY BUBBLE? 354 00:16:32,862 --> 00:16:34,862 WHAT'S HE DOING AT THE BUS STOP? 355 00:16:34,896 --> 00:16:36,344 - LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOT A ONE-WAY TICKET 356 00:16:36,379 --> 00:16:38,689 TO BIKINI BOTTOM, 357 00:16:38,724 --> 00:16:41,137 AND THERE'S ONLY ONE THING THE DIRTY BUBBLE COULD BE UP TO 358 00:16:41,172 --> 00:16:43,379 IN BIKINI BOTTOM, BARNACLE BOY. 359 00:16:43,413 --> 00:16:45,551 - THAT'S RIGHT, MERMAID MAN. 360 00:16:45,586 --> 00:16:47,344 both: EVIL! 361 00:16:50,275 --> 00:16:52,344 - [cackling] 362 00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:58,206 announcer: THE TERRIBLE MAN RAY. 363 00:16:58,241 --> 00:17:00,896 - I'M SO GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT. 364 00:17:00,931 --> 00:17:02,827 - I WOULDN'T MISS THIS FOR THE WORLD, DIRTY. 365 00:17:02,862 --> 00:17:04,241 [laughs] 366 00:17:04,275 --> 00:17:06,517 announcer: THE MOST POWERFUL OF ALL CRUSTACEANS, 367 00:17:06,551 --> 00:17:08,620 IT'S JUMBO SHRIMP. 368 00:17:08,655 --> 00:17:11,379 IT'S THE ATOMIC FLOUNDER, THE ABOMINATION 369 00:17:11,413 --> 00:17:14,862 OF A NUCLEAR EXPERIMENT GONE HORRIBLY WRONG. 370 00:17:14,896 --> 00:17:20,448 AND THE TERROR OF THE SEWERS, THE MAN-EATING SINISTER SLUG. 371 00:17:20,482 --> 00:17:23,586 - [laughs] WE JOIN FORCES AT LAST. 372 00:17:23,620 --> 00:17:25,793 - IT'S WORSE THAN I COULD HAVE IMAGINED-- 373 00:17:25,827 --> 00:17:27,172 A TEAM-UP. 374 00:17:27,206 --> 00:17:30,586 - WELCOME TO THE BGATFBC. 375 00:17:30,620 --> 00:17:33,827 [evil laughter] 376 00:17:35,517 --> 00:17:38,000 - APRIL 3RD, 12:00 NOON? 377 00:17:38,034 --> 00:17:39,655 THAT'S TOMORROW. 378 00:17:39,689 --> 00:17:42,172 - HOLY-- 379 00:17:42,206 --> 00:17:44,172 - HEY. 380 00:17:44,206 --> 00:17:46,137 - DON'T WORRY. I CAN FIX IT. 381 00:17:48,344 --> 00:17:49,241 [gasps] 382 00:17:55,862 --> 00:17:57,689 - GRIPING GUPPIES, MERMAID MAN. 383 00:17:57,724 --> 00:17:59,137 WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING. 384 00:17:59,172 --> 00:18:00,793 - NOT SO FAST, LITTLE FLIPPER. 385 00:18:00,827 --> 00:18:02,931 WE'RE FAR TOO OUTMANNED. 386 00:18:02,965 --> 00:18:04,344 BUT FEAR NOT. 387 00:18:04,379 --> 00:18:08,034 I'M ALWAYS ONE STEP AHEAD OF EVIL. 388 00:18:08,068 --> 00:18:11,275 announcer: OUR HERO OF THE BRINE PUTS OUT AN URGENT CALL. 389 00:18:11,310 --> 00:18:13,862 - TO THE OCEAN'S GREATEST HEROES. 390 00:18:13,896 --> 00:18:15,206 - [unintelligible speech] 391 00:18:15,241 --> 00:18:17,551 - YES, I CAN HOLD. 392 00:18:21,689 --> 00:18:23,551 announcer: MEANWHILE A SINISTER HORDE 393 00:18:23,586 --> 00:18:26,068 CONGREGATES OUTSIDE HOTEL EVIL. 394 00:18:26,103 --> 00:18:28,275 - RIGHT THIS WAY, GENTLEMEN. 395 00:18:28,310 --> 00:18:31,034 - HEY, WHAT'S GOIN' ON IN HERE? 396 00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:32,275 - HUH? 397 00:18:32,310 --> 00:18:34,310 OH, I'M DREADFULLY SORRY, GENTLEMEN. 398 00:18:34,344 --> 00:18:36,241 YOU MUST BE IN THE WRONG ROOM. 399 00:18:36,275 --> 00:18:40,620 THIS ROOM IS RESERVED FOR THE BGATFBC. 400 00:18:40,655 --> 00:18:42,034 - THAT'S FUNNY. 401 00:18:42,068 --> 00:18:44,241 I THOUGHT IT WAS SET ASIDE FOR THE IJLSA. 402 00:18:44,275 --> 00:18:46,068 - IJLSA? 403 00:18:46,103 --> 00:18:48,862 WHAT IN CORAL CAVERNS IS THAT? 404 00:18:48,896 --> 00:18:51,620 all: MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY? 405 00:18:51,655 --> 00:18:53,379 - THAT'S RIGHT. 406 00:18:53,413 --> 00:18:56,310 NOW, BEFORE YOU HAVE TO SAY GOOD-BYE, 407 00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:58,551 SAY HELLO TO SOME FRIENDS. 408 00:19:01,896 --> 00:19:05,034 THE ELASTIC WAISTBAND. 409 00:19:05,068 --> 00:19:08,448 - GREET THE HOTTEST CRIME FIGHTER IN THE COUNTRY, 410 00:19:08,482 --> 00:19:10,103 PROFESSOR MAGMA. 411 00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:17,620 - THE ELUSIVE MISS APPEAR. 412 00:19:17,655 --> 00:19:22,034 AND THE PYRITE PONDERER, WITH HIS HAIRNET OF KNOWLEDGE. 413 00:19:22,068 --> 00:19:23,965 - DO WE REALLY EXIST? 414 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,034 - TOGETHER, WE ARE... 415 00:19:26,068 --> 00:19:31,310 THE INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE LODGE OF SUPER ACQUAINTANCES. 416 00:19:31,344 --> 00:19:32,793 - LET'S GET 'EM, BOYS. 417 00:19:40,310 --> 00:19:44,068 - DO NOT TUSSLE WITH THE BGATFBC. 418 00:19:44,103 --> 00:19:45,551 - OOH! 419 00:19:47,275 --> 00:19:49,413 - VIOLENCE RESOLVES NOTHING. 420 00:19:51,379 --> 00:19:53,172 - GOOD NIGHT, BALLOON BOY. 421 00:19:53,206 --> 00:19:55,413 [laughs] 422 00:19:55,448 --> 00:19:57,172 - PROFESSOR MAGMA, CATCH. 423 00:20:02,137 --> 00:20:04,241 - STEP ASIDE, YOU COPIOUS COD. 424 00:20:04,275 --> 00:20:06,068 MY BEEF IS WITH THE BUBBLE. 425 00:20:06,103 --> 00:20:09,551 - CAREFUL, BARNACLE BOY. HE'S GOT NUCLEAR TOUCH. 426 00:20:09,586 --> 00:20:11,137 - RAA! 427 00:20:13,206 --> 00:20:14,620 - NUCLEAR TOUCH! 428 00:20:14,655 --> 00:20:15,862 [both gasp] 429 00:20:15,896 --> 00:20:17,758 - I CAN'T WATCH. 430 00:20:23,275 --> 00:20:24,793 - FRACTURING FURNITURE! 431 00:20:24,827 --> 00:20:26,482 HANG TIGHT, BUDDY. 432 00:20:38,965 --> 00:20:41,310 HANG IN THERE, MY DARING DEPUTY. 433 00:20:44,206 --> 00:20:48,000 - YOUR DARING DEPUTY IS NAPPING RIGHT NOW. 434 00:20:48,034 --> 00:20:50,896 BUT I'D BE HAPPY TO PASS ALONG THE MESSAGE... 435 00:20:50,931 --> 00:20:53,758 IF HE EVER WAKES UP, THAT IS. 436 00:20:53,793 --> 00:20:56,413 HA...HA...HA. 437 00:20:56,448 --> 00:20:58,206 - SWIRLING SHRIMP! 438 00:20:58,241 --> 00:21:01,034 THAT FIEND HAS TAKEN CONTROL OF BARNACLE BOY. 439 00:21:01,068 --> 00:21:03,517 - WHAT DO WE DO, MERMAID MAN? 440 00:21:03,551 --> 00:21:05,827 - I'M GLAD YOU ASKED. 441 00:21:05,862 --> 00:21:08,310 I BELIEVE IF THE ATOMIC FLOUNDER 442 00:21:08,344 --> 00:21:09,827 WERE TO TOUCH THAT WRETCHED GROWTH, 443 00:21:09,862 --> 00:21:11,620 IT WOULD CAUSE A CHAIN REACTION, 444 00:21:11,655 --> 00:21:14,586 REVERSING THE POLARITY AT THE MOLECULAR LEVEL, 445 00:21:14,620 --> 00:21:18,689 RESTORING BARNACLE BOY TO HIS NATURAL STATE. 446 00:21:18,724 --> 00:21:21,931 DOES THAT SOUND ABOUT RIGHT, PROFESSOR MAGMA? 447 00:21:21,965 --> 00:21:23,517 - [gurgling] 448 00:21:23,551 --> 00:21:25,206 - YOU'LL NEVER DO IT. 449 00:21:25,241 --> 00:21:27,344 YOU DON'T HAVE THE MOXIE. 450 00:21:27,379 --> 00:21:29,896 - THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK, CUR. 451 00:21:32,206 --> 00:21:33,137 SHIELD! 452 00:21:38,517 --> 00:21:40,827 [laughs] 453 00:21:40,862 --> 00:21:42,896 - LOOK OUT, MERMAID MAN! 454 00:21:42,931 --> 00:21:44,206 - [gasps] 455 00:21:50,482 --> 00:21:51,896 both: YAY! 456 00:21:54,517 --> 00:21:59,586 - THE SINISTER SLUG'S SLIME HAS YOU STATIONARY AND STIFF, 457 00:21:59,620 --> 00:22:02,620 WHICH MEANS YOUR TIME IS UP, FRIEND. 458 00:22:03,724 --> 00:22:09,172 - NOT NUCLEAR TOOOOOOUCH! 459 00:22:10,931 --> 00:22:13,896 - GREAT GRAVY! WHAT JUST HAPPENED? 460 00:22:13,931 --> 00:22:15,689 - I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT IT LATER. 461 00:22:15,724 --> 00:22:17,862 NOW LET'S TAKE OUT THE TRASH. 462 00:22:19,275 --> 00:22:22,103 - PLEASE, UTILIZE MY HAIRNET OF KNOWLEDGE 463 00:22:22,137 --> 00:22:23,241 FOR THIS ENDEAVOR. 464 00:22:23,275 --> 00:22:25,137 - THANK YOU, PONDERER. 465 00:22:25,172 --> 00:22:27,551 - NO, NO! YOU GUYS DON'T UNDERSTAND. 466 00:22:27,586 --> 00:22:29,241 IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. 467 00:22:33,689 --> 00:22:35,103 - YOU REALLY THOUGHT 468 00:22:35,137 --> 00:22:37,000 YOU WERE GOING TO GET AWAY WITH IT, DIDN'T YOU? 469 00:22:37,034 --> 00:22:41,413 FESS UP, VILLAINS. WHAT'S THE BGATFBC? 470 00:22:41,448 --> 00:22:44,655 - IT STANDS FOR "THE BAD GUYS ALL TOGETHER FOR BOOK CLUB." 471 00:22:44,689 --> 00:22:46,379 - BOOK CLUB? 472 00:22:46,413 --> 00:22:47,793 YOU MEAN YOU WEREN'T 473 00:22:47,827 --> 00:22:50,068 GOING TO DESTROY A LIBRARY OR SOMETHING? 474 00:22:50,103 --> 00:22:53,034 - WHY WOULD WE DO THAT? WE'RE ALMOST TO THE NEW CHAPTER. 475 00:22:53,068 --> 00:22:56,448 - WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, LOCK US UP FOR READING? 476 00:22:56,482 --> 00:22:59,551 - YEAH, YOU CAN'T IMPRISON US FOR READING. 477 00:22:59,586 --> 00:23:00,862 - THAT'S RIGHT. 478 00:23:00,896 --> 00:23:02,931 REMEMBER, KIDS, 479 00:23:02,965 --> 00:23:06,379 NO ONE CAN IMPRISON YOU FOR READING. 480 00:23:09,655 --> 00:23:11,310 - HEY, WHAT HAPPENED? 481 00:23:11,344 --> 00:23:13,551 WHY ARE THOSE SQUIGGLES ON THE SCREEN? 482 00:23:13,586 --> 00:23:15,758 - THOSE ARE CALLED "END CREDITS," PATRICK. 483 00:23:15,793 --> 00:23:17,068 - END CREDITS? 484 00:23:17,103 --> 00:23:19,482 BUT I DON'T WANT IT TO END. 485 00:23:19,517 --> 00:23:23,965 - THAT'S WHY NEPTUNE GAVE US THE REWIND BUTTON. 486 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,620 - THANK YOU, NEPTUNE! 487 00:23:34,344 --> 00:23:37,344 [lilting ukulele music] 488 00:23:37,379 --> 00:23:45,206 ♪ 33401

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