Original subtitles

- ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

All: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

- I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

All: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

- ♪ OHH... ♪

♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? ♪

All: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

- ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE ♪

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

- ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

- ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY?

All: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪

♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪

♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪

- ♪ SPONGEBOB ♪

♪ SQUAREPANTS! ♪

[laughing]

♪ ♪

[waves crashing]

[lively ukulele music]

♪ ♪

- HI, PATRICK.

- HI, UH...

- SPONGEBOB.

- SPONGEBOB!

- HEY, PATRICK.

- YEAH?

- YOU WANT TO PLAY HIDE-AND-SEEK?

- YEAH! - OKAY.

I FIGURE THAT SPOT OVER BY THOSE ROCKS IS A GOOD PLACE...

- SPONGEBOB? - YEAH?

- DO I HAVE TO KNOW WHAT HIDE-AND-SEEK IS

IN ORDER TO PLAY IT?

- [laughs]

COME ON, PATRICK. QUIT FOOLING AROUND.

WE'VE PLAYED HIDE-AND-SEEK DOZENS OF TIMES.

- DOZENS? - THOUSANDS.

- THOUSANDS?

- WELL, I DON'T KNOW FOR SURE HOW MANY; I JUST...

- GOSH! - GOSH WHAT?

- I DIDN'T KNOW HIDE-AND-SEEK HAD SO MUCH MATHEMATICS.

- PATRICK, IT'S SIMPLE.

ONE PERSON STANDS BEHIND A ROCK, LIKE THIS.

THEN THEY COVER THEIR EYES AND COUNT

WHILE THE OTHER PERSON RUNS AND HIDES.

- HEY, YOU'RE PEEKING!

- I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY.

- PLAY WHAT? - HIDE-AND-SEEK.

- OH, NO, NO, NO.

I DO. I DO KNOW HOW TO PLAY.

- OH, GOOD.

- I JUST HAVE ONE TINY QUESTION.

- WHAT'S THAT?

- WHAT'S HIDE-AND-SEEK?

- YOU THINK YOU'RE GETTING IT NOW, PATRICK?

DID YOU FIND THE SOCK PUPPET DEMONSTRATION TO BE USEFUL?

- HIDE-AND-SEEK:

A GAME PLAYED BY TWO OR MORE PLAYERS

IN WHICH ONE PLAYER CHOSEN AT RANDOM

COUNTS ALOUD TO A PREDETERMINED NUMBER

WHILE THE REMAINING PLAYERS HIDE.

UPON REACHING SAID NUMBER,

THE COUNTING PLAYER NOW EMBARKS

ON A SEARCH FOR THE OTHER PLAYERS.

THE SEARCH CONTINUES UNTIL ALL PLAYERS ARE LOCATED

AND A WINNER IS DETERMINED.

- HEY, YOU REALLY ARE GETTING IT.

- HIDE-AND-SEEK SURE SOUNDS... FUN.

I JUST WISH I COULD PLAY.

[crying loudly]

- OH, PATRICK, COME ON.

OF COURSE YOU CAN PLAY.

- OH, NO. I CAN'T!

[crying]

- WHY CAN'T YOU?

- BECAUSE...

I DON'T HAVE ANY SOCKS!

- OH, PATRICK, FORGET ABOUT THE SOCKS.

- WHAT SOCKS?

- NEVER MIND. JUST START COUNTING.

- 1, 2, 3, 4...

- THAT'S PERFECT!

NOW I'M GONNA RUN AND HIDE.

- 6, 7, 8...

- I'M GONNA MULL OVER WHERE I'M GONNA HIDE.

HMMM.

[humming]

[mumbling]

[popping]

WELL, THAT'S DEFINITELY ONE IDEA.

- 78, 79, 100.

OY!

HUH-HUH! YES, I DO!

I WIN! I WIN! I WIN!

IN YOUR FACE!

I MUST BE THE GREATEST HIDE-AND-SEEK PLAYER EVER!

- ALL RIGHT, NOW IT'S MY TURN TO COUNT.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO, RIGHT?

- OF COURSE.

I'M THE GREATEST HIDE-AND-SEEK PLAYER EVER, AREN'T I?

- ALL RIGHT.

HERE WE GO.

1, 2, 3, 4,

5, 6, 7, 8, 9...

- DO YOU HEAR THAT?

YEAH, WHAT IS THAT?

OH, IT'S SPONGEBOB.

WHY IS HE COUNTING?

I GUESS I'LL JUST GO HOME.

MAYBE LATER, HE'LL WANT TO PLAY A GAME OR SOMETHING.

- 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27...

99, 100.

NOW, WHERE IS HE HIDING?

NAH, WAY TOO OBVIOUS.

[rattling]

COME OUT, COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU ARE.

PATRICK?

OH! PATRICK.

AHA!

THIS IS GONNA BE HARDER THAN I THOUGHT.

- [humming]

- SQUIDWARD!

SQUIDWARD!

SQUIDWARD!

- OHH!

[yelling nonsense]

- SQUIDWARD!

- [panting loudly]

AAHHH!

- SQUIDWARD? - WHAT?

- I'M PLAYING HIDE-AND-SEEK WITH PATRICK,

AND I WAS WONDERING IF I CAN SEARCH FOR HIM IN YOUR HOUSE.

- NO! - OKAY, SEE YOU. BYE.

[rattling]

bang!

- [humming]

OOH!

WHAT THE...

Boom! HEAD FOR THE SHELTER!

DOOMSDAY CAME SOONER THAN I THOUGHT!

- HEY, MR. KRABS!

- OH, HOW DO THEY KNOW MY NAME?

- MR. KRABS, UP HERE.

- SPONGEBOB? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- I'M PLAYING HIDE-AND-SEEK WITH PATRICK.

I THOUGHT I'D LOOK FOR HIM UP ON THIS SIGN.

Boom!

- SPONGEBOB!

THAT MAKES ME FURIOUS!

- DON'T WORRY, MR. KRABS. I'LL CLEAN IT UP.

- AH, IT'S NOT THAT.

IT'S JUST THAT YOU HAVEN'T PAID THE FEE.

- THE FEE? - YOU KNOW:

THE KRUSTY KRAB HIDE-AND-GO-SEEKERS' FEE

FOR PLAYING HIDE-AND-SEEK ON KRUSTY KRAB PREMISES.

- OH, THAT ONE. I ALMOST FORGOT.

- OKAY, GOOD LUCK FINDING HIM.

- THANKS, MR. KRABS.

[grunting]

DARN IT.

[bell rings]

[SpongeBob grunting, metal clunking]

- OH, WHERE COULD THAT AWFUL NOISE BE COMING FROM?

IT'S BEEN GOING ON FOR HOURS NOW.

[SpongeBob grunting]

SPONGEBOB?

- [grunting]

OH, HI, MRS. PUFF.

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

MY CLASS CAN HARDLY HEAR ME TEACH.

- I'M TRYING TO LIFT THIS BOAT.

I THINK PATRICK'S HIDING UNDERNEATH IT.

- WHY WOULD HE BE DOING THAT?

- 'CAUSE WE'RE PLAYING HIDE-AND-SEEK.

WANT TO PLAY?

- ME? WHY, NO.

I-I COULDN'T.

- ARE YOU SURE?

- YES.

- ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE SURE?

- YES.

- ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE SURE YOU'RE SURE?

- YES, I'M SURE.

- ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE SURE YOU'RE SURE YOU'RE SURE?

- YES! - ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE SURE

YOU'RE SURE YOU'RE SURE YOU'RE SURE YOU'RE SURE

YOU'RE SURE YOU'RE SURE YOU'RE SURE YOU'RE SURE?

- ACTUALLY, SPONGEBOB,

I WILL PLAY!

[grunting]

[siren wailing]

[panting]

- NOPE, HE'S NOT UNDER THERE.

THANKS FOR CHECKING UNDER YOUR CAR, MRS. PUFF.

[pounding]

- YES?

- [panting] - SPONGEBOB?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT MAGNIFIER?

- LOOKING FOR PATRICK.

I'VE BEEN SEEKING AND SEEKING ALL DAY,

BUT I CAN'T FIND HIM.

- OH, WELL, THAT'S TERRIBLE NEWS.

- I KNOW. - COME ON.

YOU AIN'T GONNA FIND HIM WITH THAT SAD LITTLE THING.

I GOT SOMETHING BETTER.

- WOW.

ARE YOU SURE IT'S OKAY FOR ME TO USE THIS?

- I KEEP IT HERE FOR EMERGENCIES.

THIS ISAN EMERGENCY, RIGHT, SPONGEBOB?

- YES. YES, ABSOLUTELY.

THANKS AGAIN, SANDY.

- BE CAREFUL!

Crash!

[brakes screeching]

[alarm sounding]

[clanking]

[alarm beeping]

[beeping]

- DARN IT.

"WELCOME TO THE END OF THE WORLD...

CAFE AND GIFT SHOP."

[whimsical Western music]

♪ ♪

- CAN I HELP YOU, SON?

- I'M LOOKING FOR MY FRIEND PATRICK.

- HE A BIG, ROUNDISH FELLOW WITH A POINTY HEAD?

- EXACTLY.

- HAVEN'T SEEN HIM.

- OH. OKAY.

WELL, THANKS ANYWAY.

- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

IS HE PINK? - YEAH.

- WELL, IN THAT CASE, HE'S SITTING RIGHT OVER THERE.

- SOLID.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

PATRICK, IT REALLY IS YOU.

- MY NAME IS PATRICK,

PATRICK NOTSTAR.

- PATRICK NOTSTAR?

OH, NO!

YOU AREN'T THE ONE I'M SEEKING!

NOW I'LL NEVER FIND PATRICK!

HE WINS AT HIDE-AND-SEEK.

HE WINS. HE WINS.

- SO HE WINS.

WHAT'S SO BAD ABOUT THAT?

- WELL, IF HE WINS, I LOSE.

- DID YOU HAVE FUN PLAYING?

- [sniffs] YEAH.

- WELL, THEN IT'S OKAY TO LOSE,

AS LONG AS YOU HAD FUN DOING IT.

- YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.

THANKS, PATRICK NOTSTAR.

- OH, AND JUST ONE MORE THING.

- WHAT'S THAT?

- DO YOU HAVE A DOLLAR I COULD BORROW?

[Hawaiian ukulele music playing]

♪ ♪

- PATRICK, YOU WERE UNDER THERE THE WHOLE TIME?

- UNDER WHERE?

- I-I WAS JUST LEAVING YOU THIS NOTE.

- "DEAR PATRICK,

"I COULDN'T FIND YOU,

"SO YOU WIN.

"BUT THAT'S OKAY, BECAUSE I STILL HAD FUN PLAYING.

"YOU ARE TRULY THE GREATEST

"HIDE-AND-SEEK PLAYER

"IN THE WHOLE WORLD.

LOVE, SPONGEBOB."

WHY, THANKS, SPONGEBOB.

THAT REALLY MEANS A LOT.

- PATRICK, I WOULDN'T SAY IT IF I DIDN'T MEAN IT.

- I JUST HAVE ONE QUESTION.

- ASK AWAY.

- WHAT'S HIDE-AND-SEEK?

[fast ukulele music]

♪ ♪

- GOOD NIGHT, MR. KRABS.

- CLOSING TIME ALREADY?

- I JUST SERVED A KRABBY PATTY TO THE LAST CUSTOMER.

- WELL, HAVE A GOOD NIGHT, SPONGEBOB.

- MR. KRABS, IS IT OKAY IF I BUY A KRABBY PATTY TO GO

FOR MY PET SNAIL GARY?

- I THOUGHT THOSE THINGS ATE MOSTLY KIBBLE.

- IT'S A SPECIAL TREAT JUST TO GET HIM READY FOR TOMORROW.

- OH, RIGHT. OKAY, THAT MAKES...

WAIT; WHAT'S TOMORROW?

- [gasps] MR. KRABS, DID YOU FORGET?

- PROBABLY.

- TOMORROW IS BRING YOUR PET TO WORK DAY.

- I DON'T NEED A SPECIAL DAY FOR THAT.

SQUIDWARD'S HERE EVERY DAY.

- NICE.

REAL NICE.

- UM...

CAN I BUY THAT PATTY?

- YEAH, SURE. - ALL RIGHT!

GARY'S GONNA BE SO EXCITED.

- OH, SPONGEBOB. I ALMOST FORGOT.

THE PRICE IS DOUBLE FOR PETS

BECAUSE THEY'RE SO SPECIAL.

- GOOD IDEA.

THANKS AGAIN, MR. KRABS.

MR. KRABS!

- WHAT?

- I JUST...[stuttering]

[blabbering]

- WHAT? WHAT?

- WE'RE ALL OUT OF KRABBY PATTIES!

- DID YOU CHECK THE FREEZER?

- I CHECKED THE FREEZER, THE SPARE FREEZER,

THE BACKUP FREEZER, THE EXTRA FREEZER, THE REAR FREEZER,

THE MICROFREEZER, AND THE FREEZER UNDER THE STAIRS.

- WHAT ABOUT THE FREEZER IN THE ATTIC?

- WE DON'T HAVE AN ATTIC.

- NO ATTIC?

- YOU SOLD IT, REMEMBER?

- OH, YEAH.

- NOW WHAT ARE THEY SAYING, KAREN?

KAREN.

- I HAVE NO IDEA.

- WHAT? I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU COULD READ LIPS.

- I CAN, BUT YOU TOOK MY TELESCOPE AWAY.

- WELL, THAT SETTLES IT, SPONGEBOB.

WE'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO MAKE A FRESH BATCH OF KRABBY PATTIES.

- A FRESH BATCH?

- THAT'S WHAT I SAID:

A FRESH BATCH OF KRABBY PATTIES.

- OKAY, NOW WHAT'S HE SAYING?

- HE SAID THAT THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE

A FRESH BATCH OF KRABBY PATTIES.

- A FRESH BATCH OF...

OH, THIS IS GOOD.

THIS IS REAL GOOD.

- WHEN ARE WE MAKING THIS FRESH BATCH

OF KRABBY PATTIES, MR. KRABS? - WHAT?

- OKAY, WHAT'D HE JUST SAY?

- WHAT?

- I SAID, "WHAT'D HE JUST SAY?"

- HE SAID, "WHAT?"

- I HAVE NO IDEA.

THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU WHAT HE JUST SAID.

- I KNOW THAT, AND I'M SAYING

HE SAID, "WHAT?"

- I KNOW THAT! WE...

OH, HE SAID "WHAT?" - YES.

- WOW, A WHOLE NEW, FRESH BATCH OF KRABBY PATTIES.

GARY'S GONNA GO CRAZY!

- YOU KNOW, SPONGEBOB, HEH,

MIGHT NOT BE SUCH A GOOD IDEA

BRINGING A DIRTY SNAIL INTO THE KITCHEN.

I THINK WE MIGHT JUST WANT TO RESCHEDULE

BRING YOUR PET TO WORK DAY.

- NOOO!

MR. KRABS, I PROMISE THAT GARY WILL BE SPARKLY CLEAN.

I'LL GIVE HIM AN EXTRA-LONG BATH TONIGHT.

- OH, OKAY.

JUST MAKE SURE HE'S HEALTHY AND CLEAN.

- HEALTHY AND CLEAN?

FRESH BATCH OF KRABBY PATTIES?

OH, I THINK I SMELL A PLAN.

- GARY,

I BROUGHT YOU A DELICIOUS TREAT.

- [meows]

-THERE YOU ARE, GARE BEAR.

I BROUGHT YOU SOME KELP FRIES.

- [sniffs]

- I WAS GONNA BRING YOU A KRABBY PATTY,

BUT WE RAN OUT.

I'LL GO AND GET YOUR BATH READY WHOLE YOU ENJOY THOSE.

GARY,

YOUR BATH IS READY.

GARY.

GARY.

GARY?

GARY!

GARY, NOT AGAIN.

COME OUT OF THERE. IT'S DIRTY.

HA-HA! GOTCHA!

COME ON, GARY. QUIT MESSING AROUND.

- [meowing]

- GREAT, GARY, JUST GREAT.

NOW YOU'RE GONNA NEED

AN EXTRA-EXTRA-EXTRA- EXTRA-LONG BATH.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA COME DOWN FROM THERE, ARE YOU?

- meow

- [sighs] YOU WIN.

WE'LL BATHE YOU IN THE MORNING.

[doorbell rings]

[pounding at door]

- GOOD MORNING, SIR.

MY NAME IS SHELDON R. SHELLCLEANER,

OWNER AND OPERATOR

OF SUPER SHELLCLEANER VACATIONS UNLIMITED.

CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?

ARE YOU TIRED OF YOUR DIRTY SHELL,

RESULTING IN TIRELESS HOURS OF...

- GARY, I'M GOING TO START THE BATH.

- LOOK, I'LL JUST CUT TO THE CHASE.

DO YOU HAVE A DIRTY SHELL AND HATE BATH TIME?

- [meows]

- OF COURSE YOU DO.

THAT'S WHY I MUST TELL YOU ABOUT OUR LIMITED-TIME OFFER

FOR NOT FOUR, NOT THREE, BUT ONE LUXURIOUS NIGHT

HERE AT CLUB SHELL,

A PERFECT RESORT FOR SNAILS.

[snails mewing]

DON'T TRY TO PINCH YOURSELF.

THIS COULD BE...

- GARY, THE BATH IS READY.

- ALL YOURS.

NOW, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING,

BUT I GOT YOU COVERED.

A TEMPORARY SHELL WILL BE PROVIDED FOR YOU TO WEAR

WHILE YOURS IS BEING CLEANED.

AND ALL OF THIS IS FREE OF CHARGE, OF COURSE.

- GARY, YOUR BATH IS READY.

- HAVE A PLEASANT STAY.

BON VOYAGE.

- [laughing evilly]

IF MY REASONING IS CORRECT,

AS SPONGEBOB'S PET, I'LL GET TO WITNESS

KRABBY PATTIES BEING MADE FROM SCRATCH.

THEN I CAN COPY THE FORMULA

AND DESTROY KRABS, ONCE AND FOR ALL.

- AHA! THERE YOU ARE, GARE BEAR.

OH, YOU NAUGHTY LITTLE SNAIL, HIDING FROM ME.

I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A REAL GOOD SCRUBBING.

YOU HAVE TO BE SPARKLY CLEAN FOR BRING YOUR PET TO WORK DAY,

AND TODAY IS THE DAY.

FIRST I'M GONNA START YOU OFF

WITH A YUMMY-SMELLING SHOWER GEL.

- WAIT.

- OH, SMELLS NICE, DOESN'T IT?

- YEAH.

- PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THE SCRUBBING OF A LIFETIME!

- [screaming]

- GUESS THAT FEELS GOOD, HUH?

- BLECCH!

[coughs]

CURSES!

I MEAN... MEOW.

- GARY, ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE FEELING ALL RIGHT?

- I'VE NEVER FELT BETTER.

I MEAN, MEOW?

- GARY, YOU'RE TURNING GREEN!

AND TALKING.

- NO, I'M NOT.

- WE GOT TO GET YOU TO THE PET HOSPITAL.

- PET HOSPITAL?

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE FRESH BATCH OF KRABBY PATTIES?

I MEAN, MEOW.

- YOU'RE RIGHT.

I'LL CALL MR. KRABS AND TELL HIM I'M GONNA BE LATE.

GARY, YOU'RE A LOT MORE TALKATIVE WHEN YOU'RE SICK.

EXCUSE ME, NURSE.

MY SNAIL HAS BEEN TALKING AND TURNING GREEN.

IS HE SICK?

- MEOW?

- AAHHH!

OHH!

OH! OH! OH!

- IS THAT YES OR NO?

- I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH A DRASTIC CASE.

RUSH THIS SNAIL TO THE INTENSIVE CARE UNIT, STAT.

- INTENSIVE CARE UNIT?

- DON'T WORRY, GARY.

THESE ARE PROFESSIONALS.

[electronic beeping]

- KAREN!

OH, SORRY.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE.

- DON'T WORRY.

WE'RE JUST GOING TO SUBJECT YOU TO A SERIES OF INVASIVE TESTS.

IT'LL BE OVER BEFORE YOU KNOW IT.

[whirring]

- YEEOWW!

- [panting]

- SIR, ALL THE DOCTOR IS SAYING IS THAT

YOUR SNAIL IS STILL IN THE INTENSIVE CARE UNIT,

AND WE JUST NEED TO RUN A COUPLE MORE TESTS.

- THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SAYING AT ALL.

- OH, GARY!

[crying hard]

- YES, I'LL BE HONEST WITH YOU, SON.

WE'VE TRIED EVERYTHING WE CAN.

WE JUST CAN'T FIND ANYTHING WRONG WITH HIM.

I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT.

- PLEASE TRY TO SAVE HIM, DOCTOR.

- [snoring]

NO!

NO MORE, PLEASE!

- RELAX, GARY.

THE TESTS ARE OVER.

I'M JUST HERE TO GIVE YOU A LITTLE PILL.

- WHEW. THAT'S A RELIEF.

- NOW OPEN WIDE.

[stretching sound]

- AAHHH!

- THAT WASN'T SO BAD, WAS IT?

THAT'S NOT GOOD.

UH, MR. SQUAREPANTS?

- GARY!

- THE DOCTOR SAID THERE'S NOTHING MORE WE CAN DO.

IT'S BEST TO TAKE HIM HOME AND LET NATURE TAKE ITS COURSE.

- Y-YOU'RE SAYING THAT HE'S...

THAT HE MIGHT... OH.

NURSE? NURSE?

OH, WELL, GARY,

THIS LOOKS LIKE IT MIGHT BE...

[sniffs] THE END.

[crying]

- IF I COULD JUST HAVE A... [coughs]

KRABBY PATTY BEFORE I GO.

- SURE THING, LITTLE BUDDY.

SURE.

YOU KNOW, IT'S REALLY POIGNANT.

- WHAT IS?

- WELL, NOW THAT YOU CAN TALK, WE'RE...

WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME TO SAY "I LOVE YOU."

- OH, BOY.

- SO ONCE AGAIN, WE'D LIKE TO THANK YOU

FOR CHOOSING CLUB SHELL,

AND WE HOPE TO SEE YOU AGAIN REAL SOON.

- JUST A LITTLE FURTHER, GARE BEAR.

- YES!

- [growls]

[brakes screech]

- [coughing]

- BUDDY, YOU JUST STAY RIGHT HERE,

AND DADDY'S GONNA GO GET THE SECRET FORMULA

AND WHIP YOU UP THE BEST BATCH THAT WE EVER WHIPPED UP.

BE RIGHT BACK, GARE BEAR.

- [chuckles] YES, FINE FOOL.

COME RIGHT BACK WITH YOUR COMPLETE UNDOING,

AND VICTORY WILL BE MINE!

- [growls]

- MOMMY?

HEY! WAIT!

OOH! OW!

AI! OOH! OOH!

[screaming]

- PLANKTON?

- [snorts]

- HMM.

- [Gary meows]

meow

- GOOD DAY, SIR.

I'M JUST HERE TO SAMPLE

SOME OF YOUR DELICIOUS KRABBY FARE.

- [growling]

- WHOA, THERE, FIDO.

- [hissing]

- YEOW! I'M GOING! I'M GOING!

- WOW, GARY'S DOING A GREAT JOB AS BOUNCER,

HUH, MR. KRABS?

REALLY EARNING HIS PAY.

- WELL, HE TAKES AFTER YOU, BOY.

HEY!

[lilting ukulele music]

♪ ♪