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- ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
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All: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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- I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
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All: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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- ♪ OHH... ♪
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♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? ♪
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All: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE ♪
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- READY?
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All: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- SPONGEBOB
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SQUAREPANTS!
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[laughing]
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♪ ♪
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[waves crashing]
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[both laughing]
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creak!
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Thump!
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[both laughing]
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clank!
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[both laughing]
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thump!
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[both laughing]
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clank!
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[both laughing]
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[laughter continues]
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- [groaning]
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[both laughing]
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- STOP... PLAYING...
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IN MY YARD!
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- OHH, WE'RE NOT PLAYING
IN YOUR YARD, SQUIDWARD.
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WE'RE PLAYING IN OUR YARDS.
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WE'RE JUST USING YOUR YARD
AS A WALKWAY.
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- NO OFFENSE, BUT YOUR YARD
GARGLES TARTAR SAUCE.
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- WELL, PICK ONE,
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AND LEAVE MY YARD
OUT OF IT!
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- OH, OH, OH, OH, OH!
I'M GOOD AT CHOOSING!
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HMM...
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HUMMM...
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LET'S PLAY... IN...
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MM... MM... MM...
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SPONGEBOB'S YARD!
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NO, PATRICK'S!
NO, SPONGEBOB'S!
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OH!
[sobbing]
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I'M TERRIBLE AT CHOOSING.
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SQUIDWARD, YOU CHOOSE.
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- I CHOOSE PATRICK...
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TO PLAY IN PATRICK'S YARD...
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AND SPONGEBOB...
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IN SPONGEBOB'S YARD...
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AND NOBODY...
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IN HERE!
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- SPONGEBOB!
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- PATRICK!
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[both panting]
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- SPONGEBOB!
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- PATRICK!
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[both panting]
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- SPONGEBOB!
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- PATRICK!
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[both panting]
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[gasps]
THE ROAD!
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[boat engines revving]
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[horns honking]
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[shivering]
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PATRICK,
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
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- I'LL MAIL MYSELF
TO YOUR HOUSE.
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[grunting]
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fwoomp!
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[mailbox creaking]
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[explosion booms]
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- SIT TIGHT, PATRICK.
I'M COMING TO GET YOU.
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[moaning]
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OH!
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- HEY, SPONGEBOB.
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- HEY, PATRICK.
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[birds tweeting]
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PATRICK, CALL ME.
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- OKAY!
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[both panting]
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[phone rings]
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- SQUAREPANTS RESIDENCE.
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- WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
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- HMM... HAVE WE EVER DUG
A TUNNEL BETWEEN OUR TWO HOUSES?
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- NO.
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[dial tones humming]
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- SPONGEBOB?
- PATRICK?
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Both: WE DID IT!
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- TAG.
YOU'RE IT.
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- [guffawing]
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[both laughing]
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TAG.
YOU'RE IT!
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[both laughing]
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- TAG.
YOU'RE IT.
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[both laughing]
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- TAG.
YOU'RE IT!
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- [snoring]
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- PEEKABOO!
I SEE YOU.
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[Patrick laughs]
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- YOU'RE IT.
- YOU'RE IT!
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[both laughing]
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- [groaning]
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[laughter continues]
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MUST... BLOCK... OUT... NOISE.
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Splat!
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[laughter continues]
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- [whooping]
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- ♪ LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA ♪
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- KNOCK, KNOCK.
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- WHO'S THERE?
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- I DON'T KNOW.
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[laughing]
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- [groaning]
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[muttering angrily]
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I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TWO
TO STAY OFF MY...
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YARD.
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[Patrick snickering]
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PATRICK.
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[grunts]
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PATRICK, WOULD YOU SHUT...
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WHERE IS HE?
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[SpongeBob cackling]
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SPONGEBOB.
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SPONGEBOB!
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[SpongeBob cackling]
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SPONGEBOB, I AM TRYING TO...
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SLEEP?
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- WAHOO!
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[Patrick laughing]
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[both laughing]
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- AHA!
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HEY, GARY.
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- [meows]
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- WHERE ARE THOSE TWO MORONS?
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[SpongeBob snickering]
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- [groaning angrily]
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[Patrick laughing]
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[both laughing]
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[groaning]
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WHERE... ARE... THEY?
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- [laughing]
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doink!
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OOH!
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PATRICK,
CHECK OUT THOSE ROOTS.
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- THEY'RE DANCING.
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- DO LIKE THE ROOTS DO,
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AND DO THE DIRT DANCE, BABY!
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Boing!
Boing!
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Thunk!
Thunk!
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Boing!
Boing!
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Thunk!
Thunk!
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- [screaming]
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boing!
Boing! boing!
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[rocks clunking]
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- SQUIDWARD'S HOUSE
WANTS TO PLAY TOO.
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- MY HOUSE.
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[muttering angrily]
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- AW, SQUIDWARD'S HOUSE
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SOUNDS LIKE IT HAS
AN UPSET TUMMY.
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- MUST HAVE BEEN SOMETHING
THAT IT ATE.
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- IT ATE SQUIDWARD.
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- THAT'D DO IT.
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- [sighs]
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I KNEW YOU TWO REPROBATES
WERE BEHIND THIS.
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- YEAH!
WE'RE REPROBATES!
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- THAT WAS AN INSULT.
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- AND WE'RE INSULTED!
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- WHY WERE YOU DIGGING
UNDER MY YARD?
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- YOU TOLD US NOT TO WALK
ON YOUR YARD,
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SO WE WALKED UNDER IT.
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- BUT YOU BURIED MY HOUSE!
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- NO NEED TO THANK US.
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- THANK YOU?
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- YOU'RE WELCOME.
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- [screaming]
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- MISSED.
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- SOMEBODY WANTS TO PLAY TAG.
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- TAG!
YOU'RE IT!
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[laughing]
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- NOT IT!
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- [groaning]
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[both laughing]
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[groaning]
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- WHEEEE!
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[laughing]
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crash!
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- SQUIDWARD WINS!
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- NOW... YOU'RE GOING TO PLAY
A NEW GAME
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CALLED "DIGGING OUT MY HOUSE."
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- OH, BOY!
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[shovels clank]
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- AND I'M GONNA PLAY
"SIT AND RELAX"
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UNTIL YOU'RE FINISHED.
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BARNACLE BRAINS.
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[sighs deeply]
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[glass shatters]
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splat!
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[groans]
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thunk!
Thunk! thunk!
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[dirt rumbling]
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[slurping]
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AHHH!
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[cup shatters]
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SPONGEBOB!
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- HI, SQUIDWARD.
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[dirt rumbling]
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- [groans angrily]
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- YUH-OH.
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- I'M WARNING YOU,
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IF YOU DON'T PUT MY HOUSE
BACK WHERE IT BELONGS
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BY THE COUNT OF THREE...
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THREE.
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I AM GONNA GRIND YOU
INTO CHUM!
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ONE...
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- [screams] HE'S COUNTING!
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ANYTHING BUT COUNTING!
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QUICK, SPONGEBOB!
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DIG FOR YOUR LIFE!
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- TWO...
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- HE'S ALREADY
AT NUMBER TWO.
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WHO KNOWS HOW MANY NUMBERS
WE HAVE UNTIL HE REACHES THREE?
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- THREE!
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- [gasps]
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[both screaming]
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[both whimpering]
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- [grumbling angrily]
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thump!
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[both whimpering]
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[ground rumbling]
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shoomp!
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Shoomp!
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- AHH, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY!
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- [mumbling angrily]
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[buildings rumbling
and creaking]
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[all screaming]
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- SCARY, SCARY,
SCARY, AHH!
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- [grumbling angrily]
246
00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:24,223
[building rumbling]
247
00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:26,225
fwoomp!
248
00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:28,160
- YES!
249
00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:31,764
NOW THE CHUM BUCKET
IS THE ONLY RESTAURANT IN TOWN.
250
00:10:31,765 --> 00:10:32,799
[building rumbling]
251
00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:33,966
fwoomp!
252
00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,167
NUTS.
253
00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:36,268
- [panting]
254
00:10:36,269 --> 00:10:37,269
- [screaming]
255
00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:38,805
- NO!
256
00:10:38,806 --> 00:10:41,674
[panting]
MUST... DIG.
257
00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:43,710
[pickax clanking]
258
00:10:43,711 --> 00:10:45,712
GAH!
WHOA!
259
00:10:45,713 --> 00:10:48,414
THE ROCK'S TOO HARD.
260
00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:50,883
- [growling]
261
00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:54,253
[both screaming]
262
00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:55,487
[growling]
263
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,523
[both whimpering]
264
00:10:57,524 --> 00:10:59,491
[growling]
265
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:00,960
[teeth chattering]
266
00:11:00,961 --> 00:11:04,096
[growling]
267
00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:07,566
YOU... TWO... MORONS
268
00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:10,502
SUNK MY HOUSE!
269
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:13,773
Both: WE'RE SORRY!
270
00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:15,241
- I'M GONNA...
271
00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:18,244
[ground rumbling]
272
00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:19,445
UH... OH.
273
00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:24,216
[rumbling continues]
274
00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:25,718
fwoomp!
275
00:11:25,719 --> 00:11:26,886
[door squeaks]
276
00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:28,721
- [inhales deeply]
277
00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:30,723
AHH!
278
00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:34,193
[pickaxes clinking]
279
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:35,995
GOOD MORNING, SQUIDWARD.
280
00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:38,631
ANOTHER BEE-EAUTIFUL DAY
UNDER BIKINI BOTTOM.
281
00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:42,903
- I HATE NEIGHBORS.
282
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,415
- HI-YA!
283
00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:58,284
HI-YA!
YA!
284
00:11:58,285 --> 00:11:59,585
YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA!
285
00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:01,387
YA!
TA-DA!
286
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,555
A GIFT IN YOUR LIKENESS.
287
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,024
- [meows]
288
00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:06,425
- 'CAUSE YOU'RE SO SWEET.
289
00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:08,094
GET IT?
290
00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:09,661
'CAUSE PINEAPPLES
ARE SWEET,
291
00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:11,597
AND YOU ARE SWEET ALSO
AS WELL.
292
00:12:11,598 --> 00:12:12,698
GET IT?
293
00:12:12,699 --> 00:12:16,869
[cackling]
294
00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:18,704
[flies buzzing]
295
00:12:18,705 --> 00:12:20,973
[laughter continues]
296
00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:22,074
[gasps]
297
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,375
[gagging]
298
00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:25,111
- HEY, BUDDY.
299
00:12:25,112 --> 00:12:27,579
YOU STILL GOT
THAT BUCKET OF CHEESE?
300
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,481
- [gasping]
301
00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:32,819
- OH, NO.
HE'S... NOT RIGHT!
302
00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:34,787
DON'T WORRY, PAL.
I'LL HELP YOU.
303
00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:35,822
Smack!
304
00:12:35,823 --> 00:12:38,524
- [groans]
305
00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:39,892
[fly buzzing]
306
00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:41,027
- BUDDY!
YOU OKAY?
307
00:12:41,028 --> 00:12:42,361
- HUH.
308
00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:44,363
PATRICK, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
309
00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:46,298
IF IT WASN'T FOR YOUR TREMENDOUS
GORILLA STRENGTH,
310
00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:48,367
I WOULD'VE BEEN A GONER.
311
00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:50,502
IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN DO
TO RETURN THE FAVOR...
312
00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:52,404
ANYTHING AT ALL...
313
00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:54,073
YOU JUST LET ME KNOW.
314
00:12:54,074 --> 00:12:56,675
ANYWAY, BACK
TO MY KARATE EXERCISES.
315
00:12:56,676 --> 00:12:59,078
OH, AND HELP YOURSELF
TO THE CHEESE BUCKET.
316
00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:00,546
THANKS AGAIN, BUDDY!
317
00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:03,149
HI-YA!
318
00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:04,550
HI-YA!
319
00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:06,585
- [gulps]
320
00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:08,220
- HI-YA!
321
00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:09,521
- [gulps]
322
00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:11,057
- PHEW!
- HEY!
323
00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:12,791
I WANT TO LEARN
HOW TO DO THAT.
324
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:13,993
- WELL, WHAT?
YOU MEAN KARATE?
325
00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:15,194
- UH-HUH.
326
00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:16,762
- OH, PATRICK, PATRICK,
327
00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:18,831
PATRICK,
MY DEAR, DEAR FRIEND,
328
00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:22,134
KARATE IS A DELICATE ART,
A SKILL THAT TAKES YEARS TO...
329
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,470
- IF I RECALL CORRECTLY,
330
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:27,639
I SEEM TO REMEMBER SAVING
YOUR LIFE A FEW MINUTES AGO.
331
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,441
- Y-YEAH, HOWEVER...
332
00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:31,643
- AND I ALSO REMEMBER
YOU SAYING
333
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:35,381
IF THERE'S ANYTHING YOU CAN DO
TO RETURN THE FAVOR...
334
00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:37,516
ANYTHING AT ALL...
335
00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:39,418
TO LET YOU KNOW.
336
00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:41,253
- OH, I DID SAY THAT,
PATRICK,
337
00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:43,856
BUT, WELL,
KARATE IS ABOUT FINESSE,
338
00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:45,691
NOT SO MUCH BRUTE STRENGTH.
339
00:13:45,692 --> 00:13:48,227
YOU SEE, THERE'S SO MUCH
YOU DON'T KNOW.
340
00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:51,830
YOU HAVE NOT EVEN SCRATCHED
THE SURFACE OF THE SURFACE.
341
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,199
- THEN TEACH ME.
342
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,400
- AS YOU WISH.
343
00:13:54,401 --> 00:13:56,335
JUST REMEMBER ONE THING.
344
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:59,038
WITH POWER
COMES RESPONSIBILITY.
345
00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:02,241
- OH, YEAH, MAMA!
346
00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:04,176
- OKAY, LET'S START OFF SIMPLE.
347
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,879
THIS IS A BASIC MOVE CALLED
THE INVERTED WHIRLPOOL.
348
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,982
- INVERTEE WHIRPEE,
GOT IT.
349
00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:18,424
WHOO-HOO!
350
00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:20,359
THAT WAS AWESOME!
351
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,240
- THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THAT?
- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
352
00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:28,567
[grunting]
353
00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:31,637
[laughing]
354
00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:33,239
OH, YEAH!
OH, YEAH!
355
00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:37,076
[laughing]
356
00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:38,410
HEY!
357
00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:40,279
HOW DO YOU STOP THIS THING?
358
00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,915
- NEPTUNE'S TROUSERS,
WHAT'S THAT?
359
00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:44,116
[screaming]
360
00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:46,752
- WHOA-WHOA.
361
00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:49,221
- NOW, THIS IS VERY EASY.
WATCH CLOSELY.
362
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,589
Ting!
363
00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,158
AHH... AHH.
[farts]
364
00:14:52,159 --> 00:14:53,859
YOU GOT IT?
- DEFINITELY.
365
00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:56,328
Ting!
366
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:58,030
[whimpering]
367
00:14:58,031 --> 00:15:00,232
AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI!
368
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,333
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA!
369
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,202
Splat!
370
00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:06,138
- PATRICK, I DIDN'T WANT
TO HAVE TO SAY THIS,
371
00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:08,975
BUT YOU'RE...
YOU'RE UNTEACHABLE.
372
00:15:08,976 --> 00:15:10,609
- WHAT?
I-I-I...
373
00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,145
OH!
BARNACLES!
374
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:19,151
- LOOK WHAT YOU DID
TO THIS WALL OF CINDER BLOCKS.
375
00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:22,854
IN ALL MY YEARS OF TRAINING,
I'VE NEVER SEEN A PERFECT SLICE.
376
00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:24,690
NO ONE'S EVER BEEN ABLE
TO EXECUTE
377
00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:26,258
SUCH A CLEAN KARATE CHOP
THROUGH SOLID CINDER.
378
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:27,526
- WOW!
379
00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:28,660
- YOU'RE A NATURAL,
380
00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:29,861
A KARATE GENIUS.
381
00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:31,730
- PLAMMO!
382
00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:33,365
- NOW LET'S PUT YOUR NEW SKILLS
TO THE TEST.
383
00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:35,667
THIS IS SHARPENED
TEMPERED STEEL.
384
00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:37,769
NOW, DON'T BE FRUSTRATED
IF IT TAKES A FEW TRI...
385
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,171
WHOA.
386
00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:42,641
AMAZING!
387
00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:44,643
THIS IS AN ABANDONED
WROUGHT IRON STEAMBOAT,
388
00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:45,978
SOLID AS A ROCK.
389
00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:47,614
THINK YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES?
390
00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:50,649
Thwap!
391
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:52,151
EH, BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME.
392
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:53,385
[ship creaking]
393
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:54,720
- YEAH!
394
00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:56,722
I BET I COULD CHOP ANYTHING.
395
00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:57,789
[baby cooing]
396
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:58,824
[woman shrieks]
397
00:15:58,825 --> 00:15:59,858
- HIII...
398
00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:01,527
- NOOOOO!
399
00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:02,761
WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
400
00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:04,997
- I'M A GENIUS?
401
00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:06,665
- NOT THAT,
THIS.
402
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:10,102
WITH POWER
COMES RESPONSIBILITY.
403
00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:11,670
THAT MEANS NO CHOPPING
OF OTHER LIFE-FORMS
404
00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:12,871
OR THEIR PROPERTY.
405
00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:14,140
YOU UNDERSTAND?
406
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:15,207
- YYYES!
- GOOD!
407
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:16,942
[watch beeping]
408
00:16:16,943 --> 00:16:18,177
[gasps]
OH, MAN, I'M LATE FOR WORK.
409
00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:19,545
SEE YOU LATER, BUDDY.
410
00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:21,247
DON'T FORGET WHAT I SAID.
411
00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:22,548
- OKAY!
412
00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:23,549
I'M A GENIUS!
413
00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:28,420
[funky music]
414
00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:29,588
♪ ♪
415
00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:31,323
KARATE POWER!
416
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:32,459
Gulp!
417
00:16:34,894 --> 00:16:36,362
- OH, WHAT'S THIS?
418
00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:38,097
HMM, HAVEN'T SEEN THIS BEFORE.
419
00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:39,465
OH, YEAH, MM-HMM.
420
00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:40,632
- HEY, LOOK, IT'S PATRICK!
421
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:41,867
- HIYA, SPONGEBOB.
422
00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:42,868
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING...
423
00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:44,103
- HI-YA!
424
00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:46,205
[glass shatters]
425
00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:47,406
- DEAR NEPTUNE!
426
00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:49,108
- GOOD DAY, GENTS.
427
00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:51,410
UH, SQUIDWARD,
I WOULD LIKE A... HI-YA!
428
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:53,612
- A WHAT?
429
00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:55,947
- I SAID ONE KRUSTY COMBO.
430
00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:57,483
DON'T YOU SPEAK KARATE?
431
00:16:57,484 --> 00:16:58,951
- [sighs] HRMM...
432
00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:02,654
- HI-YA!
433
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:04,056
[tray shatters]
434
00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:06,525
LOOKS DELISH!
435
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,194
- PATRICK, DON'T YOU THINK
YOU'RE TAKING
436
00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:10,162
YOUR PERFECT SLICE
A BIT TOO FAR?
437
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:12,131
- I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
438
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:15,501
YOU WERE THE ONE WHO CALLED ME
A KARATE GEN-I-US.
439
00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:19,037
AND FRANKLY, I'M OFFENDED
BY YOUR PREVIOUS ACCUSATION.
440
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,539
I DON'T NEED THIS!
441
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,208
I BID YOU GOOD-DIEU.
442
00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:23,709
- BUT... BUT... BUT...
443
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,677
- NO BUTS!
JUST HANDS.
444
00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:26,845
HI-YA!
445
00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:27,814
[glass shattering]
446
00:17:27,815 --> 00:17:28,980
- OHH.
447
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:31,083
[Mr. Krabs groans]
448
00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:33,852
YOU DO REALIZE I'M TAKING THAT
OUT OF YOUR PAYCHECK.
449
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:37,289
- [moaning]
AND... UH...
450
00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:38,490
SEAWEED SURPRISE!
451
00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:40,226
ALSO, UH...
452
00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:44,796
MALTED CORAL CRUNCH!
453
00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:45,997
OOH-OOH-OOH!
454
00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:48,400
ALSO, LIPIDS AND CREAM.
455
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,035
- WE'RE ALL OUT.
456
00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:51,670
IN FACT,
WE'RE OUT OF EVERYTHING,
457
00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:56,108
WHICH MEANS
YOU OWE US $86.50.
458
00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:58,810
- WHAT DO YOU SAY
TO A TRADE?
459
00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:01,280
- I SAY PAY UP
BEFORE I CALL THE COPS.
460
00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:04,082
- YOU DARE REFUSE MY BARTER?
461
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,285
THEN ACCEPT MY CHOP!
462
00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:07,453
HI-YA!
463
00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:10,189
[coins clattering]
464
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:11,223
splat!
465
00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:13,159
[slurping]
466
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:14,326
[shivering]
467
00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:16,695
[teeth chattering]
468
00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:18,730
[ice crackling]
469
00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:20,031
[moans]
470
00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:22,468
I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD.
471
00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:24,837
- AHA!
HAND IN THE TIP JAR AGAIN, EH?
472
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,747
- [inhales deeply]
473
00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:38,317
WHAT IS THAT WONDERFUL STENCH?
474
00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:39,551
- [munching]
475
00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:41,187
- WHAT YOU GOT THERE?
476
00:18:41,188 --> 00:18:42,354
- SPINACH
AND CHOCOLATE SPAGHETTI
477
00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:43,555
IN CALAMARI SAUCE.
478
00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:44,524
DO YOU WANT A BITE?
479
00:18:44,525 --> 00:18:45,857
- NO!
480
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:47,326
IT'S MORE FUN TO CHOP.
481
00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:48,728
[chuckling]
482
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:53,332
[video game chirping]
483
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,534
I WIN!
I WIN! I WIN!
484
00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:56,535
HI-YA!
HI-YA!
485
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,939
- HELP!
HELP!
486
00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:02,208
THERE'S A MAD CHOPPER
ON THE LOOSE!
487
00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:03,542
- MAD CHOPPER?
488
00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:05,043
[gasps]
PATRICK.
489
00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:06,812
- WE NEED THE COPS, KID.
490
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,380
- COPS?
NO, THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY.
491
00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:09,648
I'LL HANDLE THIS, CITIZEN.
492
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,917
- DON'T DO IT, KID.
493
00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:13,118
- UNHAND MY ANKLE, SIR.
494
00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:14,920
MY FRIEND NEEDS ME.
495
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:16,288
- YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
496
00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:18,224
DON'T WALK OUT THAT DOOR!
497
00:19:18,225 --> 00:19:21,493
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
498
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,495
[people screaming]
499
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,130
smash!
500
00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:26,198
- PATRICK,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
501
00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:27,833
- SPONGEBOB.
502
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:29,167
JUST THE MAN
I WAS LOOKING FOR.
503
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,669
WANTED TO THANK YOU, BUDDY.
504
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,438
- [mumbling]
505
00:19:32,439 --> 00:19:34,406
- FOR TEACHING ME
THE KARATE CHOP, SILLY.
506
00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:36,208
- YOU'VE GOT TO STOP, BUDDY.
507
00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:37,709
YOU'RE DESTROYING
THE ENTIRE TOWN.
508
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:41,813
- WHOOOOAAAA.
509
00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:44,283
- JUST STOP CHOPPING,
OKAY, PATRICK?
510
00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:45,517
- YOU GOT IT, BUDDY.
511
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,019
NO MORE KARATE CHOPS.
512
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:51,423
- YOU'RE STILL CHOPPING!
513
00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:52,591
- I KNOW.
514
00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:53,792
WEIRD, HUH?
515
00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:54,860
- PATRICK, STOP IT!
516
00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:56,995
- OH, OKAY.
517
00:19:56,996 --> 00:20:00,232
I KNOW.
I'LL STOP A CHOP WITH A CHOP.
518
00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:02,768
Smack!
519
00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:04,202
- YOU MUST RESIST!
520
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,637
- I...
521
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:07,907
- [screaming]
522
00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:13,779
WAIT UP, PATRICK!
523
00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:15,981
[gasps]
TRITON'S TUNIC!
524
00:20:15,982 --> 00:20:17,816
- HE'S HEADED STRAIGHT
FOR THE BARG'N-MART!
525
00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:21,553
[people screaming]
526
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,389
- HI-YA!
HI-YA! YA!
527
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:26,825
NO... NOT THE MUFFIN DISPLAY.
528
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:28,627
AHHH!
529
00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:31,430
- THIS JUST IN:
A MADMAN IS CHOPPING EVERYTHING.
530
00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:34,232
- NOT THE GIANT-SCREEN TVs!
531
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,268
OH, NO!
532
00:20:36,269 --> 00:20:40,171
- THE SUSPECT IS CONSIDERED
FAT, PINK, AND DANGEROUS.
533
00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:43,241
- OH, NO!
GIANTER TVs!
534
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,443
HI-YA!
535
00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:45,744
[electricity crackling]
536
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,846
- PULL IT TOGETHER, BUDDY.
537
00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:51,317
- I'M TRYING TO, BUT THIS THING
HAS A MIND OF ITS OOOOOWN.
538
00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:52,618
- WHOA!
OH.
539
00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:54,386
- YEEE-AH!
540
00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:56,622
[people screaming]
541
00:20:56,623 --> 00:20:57,789
HI-YA!
HI-YA! YA!
542
00:20:57,790 --> 00:20:59,326
Crash!
543
00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:03,295
[grunting]
544
00:21:03,296 --> 00:21:05,063
[sizzling]
545
00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:08,099
SPONGEBOB?
SPONGEBOB?
546
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,935
[grunts]
SPONGEBOB?
547
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:11,603
SPONGEBO...
548
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:14,573
SPONGEBOB!
549
00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:17,042
OH, NO!
550
00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:19,345
I-I'M SO SORRY.
551
00:21:19,346 --> 00:21:21,179
MY BEST FRIEND,
552
00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:23,615
CRUSHED BY ALL THIS RUBBLE,
553
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:28,587
ENTOMBED IN THIS CHEAP
PLASTIC BAG.
554
00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:30,689
- THAT ISN'T YOUR FRIEND,
YOU KELP FOR BRAINS.
555
00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:32,824
THOSE ARE CLEANING SPONGES.
556
00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:34,560
- SO I HAVEN'T CRUSHED
THE LIFE
557
00:21:34,561 --> 00:21:35,961
OUT OF MY BEST FRIEND
IN THE WORLD?
558
00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:39,498
- UM, I WOULDN'T SAY THAT.
559
00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:41,299
- SPONGEBOB!
560
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,368
OH, NO!
561
00:21:42,369 --> 00:21:45,404
[grunting]
562
00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:47,138
[gasps]
563
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:50,642
OH-OH,
I'LL NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF!
564
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:54,012
NO!
I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!
565
00:21:54,013 --> 00:21:55,046
[groaning]
566
00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:56,081
pop!
567
00:21:56,082 --> 00:21:57,182
Splurt!
568
00:21:57,183 --> 00:21:59,017
[somber music]
569
00:21:59,018 --> 00:22:00,652
[panting]
570
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:03,088
- OH, HI, PATRICK.
WHAT DID I MISS?
571
00:22:03,089 --> 00:22:04,890
- SPONGEBOB, YOU'RE OKAY!
572
00:22:04,891 --> 00:22:07,493
- PATRICK!
YOUR ARM!
573
00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:08,760
- DON'T WORRY, SPONGEBOB.
574
00:22:08,761 --> 00:22:10,128
I'M A SEA STAR.
575
00:22:10,129 --> 00:22:11,763
MY LIMBS GROW BACK.
576
00:22:11,764 --> 00:22:13,064
SEE?
577
00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:14,733
- HOORAY FOR REGENERATION!
578
00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:17,168
- AND IN THE SPIRIT
OF HEALING,
579
00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:21,973
I VOW TO USE MY HANDS
ONLY TO JOIN THINGS TOGETHER,
580
00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:24,209
STARTING HERE.
581
00:22:24,210 --> 00:22:25,877
- HEY, GREAT JOB, PATRICK.
582
00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:27,646
I LIKE
THE ARCHITECTURAL DETAIL.
583
00:22:27,647 --> 00:22:28,680
- HI-YA!
584
00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:30,348
- PATRICK!
585
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:31,750
I THOUGHT
YOU GAVE UP CHOPPING.
586
00:22:31,751 --> 00:22:33,819
- I DID.
587
00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:36,755
UNFORTUNATELY, WE SEA STARS
HAVE LIMBS THAT GROW NEW BODIES.
588
00:22:36,756 --> 00:22:37,756
- HI-YA!
589
00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:41,928
[building rumbling]
590
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:50,503
[lilting ukulele music]
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