Original subtitles

ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

♪ OHH... ♪

♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? ♪

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE ♪

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! READY?

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

SPONGEBOB

SQUAREPANTS!

[laughing]

♪ ♪

[waves crashing]

[upbeat island music]

♪ ♪

[yawns]

AH.

[coughs]

HEY, PATRICK.

HEY, SPONGEBOB.

ALL READY TO GO JELLYFISHING TODAY?

NO.

JUST KIDDING!

[laughs]

I SEE YOU EVEN BROUGHT YOUR DOUBLE NET.

YEP, IT'S THREE TIMES AS FUN.

UH, PATRICK, DON'T YOU MEAN TWICE AS FUN?

WHAT IS?

YOUR--NEVER MIND.

OH, SPONGEBOB, THAT REMINDS ME.

WE SHOULD PROBABLY CHECK THE WEATHER REPORT BEFORE WE GO.

GOOD IDEA.

AND NOW THE WEATHER.

HERE WE GO.

THANK YOU, PHIL.

TODAY'S WEATHER FORECAST CALLS FOR...

A HORRIBLE STORM WILL RAVAGE THE BIKINI BOTTOM AREA.

both: A HORRIBLE STORM?

YOU HEARD ME.

PANIC IS NOT ADVISED,

ALTHOUGH IT IS RECOMMENDED.

ALSO, AN ADVISORY HAS BEEN ISSUED

TO AVOID ANY AND ALL JELLYFISHING IF POSSIBLE.

PATRICK, HELP ME GET THESE BOARDS NAILED UP.

SPONGEBOB, THIS SEEMS LIKE A STRANGE TIME

TO START DECORATING.

START DEC--

YOU, SIR, OBVIOUSLY DO NOT RECOGNIZE FINE DECORATING

WHEN YOU SEE IT.

HMM.

ADMIRE IT LATER, PATRICK.

RIGHT NOW, WE'VE GOT TO GET MY HOUSE CONVERTED

INTO A SHELTER CAPABLE OF WITHSTANDING EXTREME WEATHER.

YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN.

ACTUALLY, I CAN'T.

WHY?

BECAUSE I JUST STEPPED ON ONE OF THESE NAILS.

♪ LA-DA-DI LA-DA-DUM ♪

♪ LA-DA-DOO ♪

GOT YA.

NOW JUST ONE QUICK FLICK OF THE WRIST AND...

boom!

[screams and yells]

OH, HO, BLAH.

[growls]

VIOLIN.

WHOO, NICE WORK, BUDDY.

NOW MY HOUSE CAN WITHSTAND

ANYTHING NATURE HAS TO THROW AT US.

[wood splintering]

I GUESS SQUIDWARD'S NOT PART OF NATURE.

SQUIDWARD!

DID YOU COME TO WEATHER OUT THE STORM WITH US?

NO! I--WHAT STORM?

THE ONE PHIL PREFLUMSTER TOLD US ABOUT.

WHO'S THAT?

HE'S THE WEATHERMAN ON THE NEWS CHANNEL.

HE SAID--

I CAN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD YOU'RE SAYING.

COME ON, SQUIDWARD. IT'LL BE FUN.

WHILE THE ELEMENTS RAGE OUTSIDE,

WE'LL SNUGGLE IN HERE AND PASS THE TIME

BY PLAYING BOARD GAMES AND PLAYING TIC-TAC-TOE

AND DRINKING HOT COCOA

AND PLAYING TIC-TAC-TOE

AND DOING JIGSAW PUZZLES AND WATCHING TV

AND DRINKING HOT COCOA AND DOING JIGSAW PUZZLES

AND PLAYING BOARD GAMES

AND DRINKING HOT TEA.

I THOUGHT IT WAS COCOA!

OH, YEAH.

HOT COCOA... WE'LL BE DRINKING.

THAT'S BETTER.

WELL, I THINK I'LL PASS.

EVEN IF I LET YOU BORROW MY HUGGLY, SNUGGLY BUNNY SLIPPERS?

HMM, I'LL HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THAT.

OKAY, BUT YOU BETTER THINK FAST,

'CAUSE PATRICK HERE REALLY LOVES MY--

[thunder booming]

SQUIDWARD, WELCOME BACK!

HERE'S YOUR SLIPPERS.

THERE. THAT'S BETTER.

WHAT'S BETTER ABOUT IT?

I LIKED IT BETTER BEFORE, WHEN I COULD SEE.

SQUIDWARD, THE LIGHTS WENT OFF.

YES, THEY DID,

WHEN YOU TURNED THEM OFF.

[splutters]

SPONGEBOB!

PATRICK! WHAT IS IT?

I NEVER REALIZED HOW DELICIOUS YOUR HOT COCOA IS.

OH, THANK YOU, PATRICK.

OH, BOY.

HOW ABOUT SOME OF THOSE GAMES YOU PROMISED?

[thunder booming]

OKAY, BOYS, LET'S ROLL TO SEE WHO GOES FIRST.

THIS IS TIC-TAC-TOE.

YOU DON'T ROLL TO SEE WHO GOES FIRST.

HE'S RIGHT.

YOU PLAY ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS FOR IT.

OH, YEAH.

ONE.

TWO. THREE.

OH, IT'S A TIE.

DARN IT!

all: ONE, TWO, THREE.

DARN IT!

I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME.

ONE, TWO, THREE. TIE.

DARN IT! ONE, TWO--

TIE. DARN IT!

THERE, I WIN. SEE?

HMM.

I'M NOT SEEING ANYTHING THERE.

YEAH, LOOKS LIKE A LOT OF JUNK.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU'RE NOT SEEING ANYTHING?

THERE'S THREE IN A ROW RIGHT HERE.

TIC-TAC-TOE!

EASY, FRIEND.

YEAH, RELAX, SQUIDWARD.

WE'RE JUST HERE TO HAVE FUN.

OH, OKAY, YEAH, OKAY.

HERE WE GO.

CONGRATULATIONS, SQUIDWARD.

WELL PLAYED.

COME ON, PATRICK. YOU CAN DO IT.

[groans]

BE THE PUZZLE PIECE.

CANNOT COMPLETE JIGSAW PUZZLE!

DIFFICULTY LEVEL TOO ADVANCED.

RATE OF BRAIN ACTIVITY INCREASING AGING PROCESS

BY 30 YEARS PER SECOND.

COME ON, GRANDPA. YOU CAN DO IT.

YOU STILL GOT A FEW GOOD YEARS LEFT IN YOU.

EH?

GO, PATRICK! GO!

GO, PATRICK! GO!

GO, PATRICK! GO!

GO, PATRICK! GO!

[growls]

GO, PATRICK! GO!

I TOLD YOU CREATURES

I WAS TRYING TO TAKE A NAP OVER HERE.

NOW, FOR THE LAST TIME, CAN'T YOU JUST--

HANG ON, SQUIDWARD.

PATRICK WAS JUST ABOUT TO FIGURE OUT

WHERE THE LAST PIECE OF THIS PUZZLE GOES.

WEREN'T YOU, PATRICK?

WHO'S THE GREEN GUY?

IT'S THE LAST PIECE OF THE PUZZLE!

THERE'S ONLY ONE PLACE IT CAN GO.

RIGHT HERE!

[pants]

[gasps]

SQUIDWARD.

IT WASN'T YOUR TURN.

THAT'S CHEATING.

CHEATING?

IT'S A JIGSAW PUZZLE.

YOU CAN'T CHEAT.

OH, IT'S OKAY.

WE'LL JUST START OVER.

[chatters incoherently]

I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!

[thunder booming]

OH, WELCOME BACK, SQUIDWARD.

WE WERE RIGHT ABOUT TO START FIGURING OUT

WHERE THIS FIRST PUZZLE PIECE GOES.

OH, MAYBE SQUIDWARD CAN HELP US--

NO, HE CAN'T.

PLEASE, SQUIDWARD?

NO WAY. PLEASE.

I HAVE AN EVEN BETTER IDEA.

WHAT IS IT? YEAH, TELL US.

TELL US. TELL US. TELL US.

TELL US. TELL US. TELL US. TELL--

SHH. QUIET TIME.

IT'S A GAME CALLED BOUNDARIES.

OOH, OOH-OOH-OOH. OOH.

YES, PATRICK?

UH, WILL THERE BE ANY SPELLING IN THIS GAME?

OH, NO. NO SPELLING.

YES!

IT'S VERY SIMPLE.

THE OBJECT OF THE GAME

IS TO SEE HOW LONG EVERYONE CAN LEAVE SQUIDWARD ALONE.

UNTIL THE STORM PASSES,

HE WILL STAY INSIDE BOUNDARIES

HE DEFINES WITH CHALK LINES ON THE FLOOR.

I HAVE A QUESTION. WHAT?

WHERE ARE YOU GONNA GET THE CHALK?

I BROUGHT SOME!

[ominous organ music]

♪ ♪

[chalk screeches]

[sighs]

BRILLIANT WORK, AS USUAL, SQUIDWARD.

NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO

IS SIT HERE UNTIL THIS STORM BLOWS OVER.

[stomach growls]

WAIT A MINUTE. I'M STARVING.

SPONGEBOB'S GOT TO HAVE SOME SNACKS IN HERE SOMEWHERE.

AH, JACKPOT.

[crunches]

[yowls]

[laughs]

I BET YOU WISH YOU HAD SOME OF THIS, DON'T--

SNAIL FOOD?

BLAH!

I GOT TO FIND SOME REAL FOOD.

MAYBE IN THE KITCHEN...

HALT!

NOBODY IS TO CROSS THIS BOUNDARY.

I'M THE ONE WHO DREW THIS LINE

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO CROSS.

IF YOU ARE THE ONE WHO DREW IT,

LET ME SEE YOUR IDENTIFICATION PAPERS.

IDENTIFI-- FINE.

BUT WHEN THIS STORM IS OVER,

YOU'RE GONNA REGRET THIS, MISTER.

WHAT THE--WHAT? I DON'T HAVE THEM.

THEY MUST BE IN MY OTHER PANTS.

LOOK, IF YOU JUST LET ME CROSS, I CAN GO AND GET THEM.

PLEASE, I PROMISE I'LL--

HMM, YOU MAY BE TELLING THE TRUTH.

OH, THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

I'M JUST SO HUNGRY--

BUT THEN AGAIN, YOU MAY NOT.

COME WITH ME. WE SHALL FIND OUT THE TRUTH.

OOH, THAT'LL BE THE DAY.

[whistle blows]

[frantic music]

♪ ♪

STOP THAT CEPHALOPOD!

HIYOH!

[gags] PLEASE.

I JUST WANT TO GET BACK ONTO MY SIDE OF THE BOUNDARY.

THIS, I CANNOT ALLOW.

IT IS AGAINST THE RULES.

BUT ALL I WANTED WAS SOMETHING TO EAT.

DID SOMEBODY SAY SOMETHING TO EAT?

[shouting]

crash!

MY FOOD!

YOUR FOOD?

HEY, I WANT SOME TOO.

[all hooting like monkeys]

[grunting laughter]

[pants]

[yowls]

WAH, WOW.

[mutters]

[growls]

IS THIS REALLY WHAT WE'VE COME TO?

IS ONE LITTLE STORM ALL IT TAKES

TO TURN US INTO COMPLETE ANIMALS?

APPARENTLY SO.

WELL, THAT AND A REFRIGERATOR FULL OF FOOD, ANYWAYS.

HEY, DID YOU HEAR THAT?

OH, IT'S JUST PATRICK GNAWING ON HIS CAN.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NOT THAT.

I MEAN FROM OUTSIDE.

I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING.

THE STORM MUST HAVE STOPPED.

SQUIDWARD, WAIT!

WHOO-HOO!

SO LONG, SUCKERS!

[laughs]

[screams]

boom!

CURSE YOU, PREFLUMSTER.

[rapid island music]

♪ ♪

AND GOOD RIDDANCE.

NEXT TIME, YOU SHOULD READ THE SIGN

ABOUT OUR MANDATORY SIDE OF FRIES POLICY.

LOOKEE, ANOTHER BRIGHT-EYED, BUSHY-TAILED CUSTOMER.

BUT I-- BUT I DON'T--

WANT TO STOP SPENDING MONEY HERE?

WELL, DON'T WORRY.

I'M CERTAINLY NOT GONNA KEEP YOU FROM DOING WHAT YOU WANT.

GIVE HIM A KRABBY PATTY WITH THE WORKS.

I'M NOT HUNGRY.

[laughs]

OH, THAT'S FUNNY.

I'LL THINK ABOUT THAT ONE WHILE YOU BUY SOME CLUB SODA.

BOY, YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG.

HERE, TAKE THIS.

NOW YOU CAN FLIP TWO PATTIES AT THE SAME TIME,

DO TWICE THE WORK.

[gasps]

MR. KRABS, YOU'RE A--

GENIUS? PERHAPS.

OR MAYBE I'M JUST A LITTLE OFF.

WOW. IF ONLY I WAS A LITTLE OFF.

ARE YOU GONNA LET ME OUT OF HERE?

[gasps]

THE FORMULA.

BLASTED FLIMSY NAILS.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HIDE ME FORMULA IN THIS NONSENSE?

OH, WELL, IT'S THE LIFE I CHOOSE TO LIVE.

DID YOU SEE THAT?

YEAH, KRABS HIDES HIS FORMULA UNDER THE FLOOR.

SO WHAT?

SO EVERYTHING!

THAT MEANS I KNOW WHERE IT IS.

DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN GET TO IT.

WHAT KIND OF WIFE...

WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.

[laughs]

I KNEW THIS BABY WOULD COME IN HANDY.

UH-HUH.

TURN ON THE NAVIGATION SYSTEM, HONEY.

LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD.

DIG 50 METERS. THEN TURN RIGHT.

[laughs]

AT THIS RATE, WE'LL HAVE THE FORMULA BEFORE YOU CAN SAY--

[drill scrapes]

BARNACLES!

NOW WHAT?

IT APPEARS WE'VE STUMBLED INTO A MISHAP.

NOW WE'RE STUCK BETWEEN A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE, LITERALLY.

WELL, LET'S JUST DIG DEEPER AND GO AROUND IT.

UH, THE ONLY PROBLEM WITH THAT IS--

SHH!

CAN'T YOU SEE I'M CONCENTRATING?

YES!

DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS

WHEN YOU LET ME MAKE MY OWN DECISIONS?

NOW MAYBE WE'LL GET SOME--

[screams]

WHAT HAPPENED?

WELL, RIGHT BEFORE YOU STARTED

MAKING YOUR OWN DECISIONS,

I WAS ABOUT TO SAY WE'RE DIGGING RIGHT ABOVE AN UNDERGROUND CAVE.

OH, THE MAJESTY.

[sniffles]

I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH BEAUTY.

[sobs]

SAD, SOB, CRY, SOB.

IT'S SUCH A SHAME NO ONE ELSE CAN SEE IT.

SAD. ding!

PLANKTON, I THINK I KNOW

HOW WE CAN PUSH KRABS OUT OF BUSINESS.

WE'LL LURE THE CUSTOMERS UNDERGROUND

WITH THIS GORGEOUS SCENERY.

KAREN, PLEASE.

I'M TRYING TO PROCESS MY EMOTIONS.

KAREN, I THINK I KNOW

HOW WE CAN PUSH KRABS OUT OF BUSINESS.

WE'LL LURE THE CUSTOMERS UNDERGROUND

WITH THIS GORGEOUS SCENERY!

[sighs]

MAN, I'M GOOD!

[vicious screaming]

CAVE DWELLERS!

WHOA!

GET BACK!

[whip cracking]

THAT'S BETTER.

FROM NOW ON, YOU SHALL BE MY MINIONS,

SERVANTS TO FOLLOW MY EVERY ORDER.

I DECREE THIS KINGDOM TO BE CALLED THE CHUM CAVERNS,

AND MAY THE PEOPLE OF BIKINI BOTTOM

SHUDDER IN AWE OF ITS MAJESTY.

[laughs]

HURRY UP, MOM.

I WANT TO SEE THE CHUM CAVERNS BEFORE THE LINE GETS TOO LONG.

NEVER YOU MIND, SUZY.

IT'S ALREADY TOO LATE FOR THAT.

QUICK, GET IN FRONT OF THAT KID.

THIS IS MY SPOT.

splat!

[screams]

YOU KNOW, THIS STUFF IS HIDEOUSLY INEDIBLE,

BUT YOUR DECOR IS SO AMAZING,

I CAN'T RESIST SPENDING MY MONEY HERE.

[screams]

TWO ORDERS OF CHUM NUGGETS, PLEASE.

[screams]

THAT CERTAINLY IS CHUM,

AND SUCH STEAMY CHUMMINESS DESERVES RECOMPENSE.

OH, I'LL TAKE THAT.

EAT YOUR TWISTED, BLACKENED, MONEYGRUBBING HEART OUT, KRABS.

I'M EVEN PROFITING OFF YOUR MOST LOYAL ALLY.

boom!

I'M RUNNING OUT OF SPACE FOR THIS STUFF.

GOT AN EMPTY SAFE I CAN BORROW, KRABS?

[laughs]

BUT SERIOUSLY, THIS IS GETTING REALLY HEAVY.

[groans]

PATRICK, ISN'T THIS PLACE AMAZING?

[splutters]

HERE'S YOUR CHUM NUGGETS, BUDDY.

[belches] OH, I ALMOST FORGOT.

YOUR CHUM KABOB.

UH, I GUESS YOU DON'T COME DOWN HERE FOR THE FOOD, ANYWAY.

YOU COME DOWN HERE TO ADMIRE THE SUBTERRANEAN SPLENDOR

OF THE CHUM CAVERNS.

THAT AND THE GIFT SHOP.

OOH, THAT'S RIGHT, PATRICK. THE GIFT SHOP!

[laughter]

YEAH, BABY. I'VE GOT CAVERN FEVER!

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

AND WHAT'S THAT RIDICULOUS THING ON YOUR HEAD?

IT'S A STALAG-MITER.

AVAILABLE EXCLUSIVELY AT THE CHUM CAVERNS GIFT SHOP.

HOW DARE YOU SPEND ALL THE MONEY I DON'T PAY YOU

AT ME ARCHRIVAL'S BUSINESS?

BOY, PLANKTON'S REALLY CLEANING UP DOWN THERE,

WHICH MEANS THE ONLY WAY TO PICK THIS BUSINESS UP

IS TO RUN IT INTO THE GROUND.

ANOTHER ORDER OF CHUM BALLS.

[faint grinding]

HUH?

[rock cracking]

KRABS?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I'M HERE TO STEAL BACK ME CUSTOMERS

WITH THE SAVORY FLAVOR OF A KRABBY PATTY.

NOW, GO GET IT.

[gasps of delight]

KRABS!

YOU CAN'T JUST SLITHER DOWN HERE

AND STEAL ALL MY CUSTOMERS.

IT'S UNETHICAL.

UNETHICAL?

THIS IS ALL PERFECTLY LEGIT.

I CALL FULL DRILLING RIGHTS UNDER ME RESTAURANT.

SEA TURTLES! HE CALLED IT.

HE ALWAYS WAS GOOD WITH LEGAL JARGON.

ALL RIGHT, KRABS,

IF YOU THINK IT'S FAIR TO UNDERCUT MY BUSINESS,

THEN I'M GONNA UNDERCUT YOU.

[yells]

[laughs]

HOW DOES IT FEEL, KRABS,

BEING IN THE HOLE, SO TO SPEAK?

NOT WELL, I'D IMAGINE.

NOW, HOLD STILL SO I CAN BURY YOU.

NOT IF I BURY YOU FIRST.

EH?

[groans]

FINE, KRABS, HAVE IT YOUR WAY.

OH!

AH.

[gasps]

WE'RE TRAPPED, TRAPPED, TRAPPED, I TELL YOU!

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.

I OUGHT TO BOIL AND BUTTER YOU FOR THIS.

PLANKTON, I DON'T THINK YOU GRASP THE SEVERITY

OF OUR SITIATION.

WE'RE TRAPPED DOWN HERE,

AS IN, THERE IS NO WAY OUT!

HA!

THERE MAY BE NO WAY OUT FOR YOU, KRABS,

BUT YOU NEEDN'T WORRY ABOUT ME.

MY DIMINUTIVE STATURE ALLOWS ME

TO SLIP THROUGH RUBBLE WITH EASE.

[pants]

I CAN'T MAKE IT.

WE'RE DOOMED!

UH-HUH.

THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU.

[both sobbing]

COMFORT ME.

15 MINUTES LATER...

[both sobbing]

AH, LOOK AT US. OLD, GRAY.

NEARING THE END.

SAY, PLANKTON,

IF WE EVER MAKE IT OUT OF HERE WITH OUR LIVES,

LET'S AGREE TO WORK TOGETHER.

YOU'RE RIGHT, KRABS.

LET'S BURY THE HATCHET NOW AND FOREVER.

WE HAVE A DEAL.

NO MORE BICKERING.

NO MORE SKULLDUGGERY OF ANY KIND.

YEAH.

HANG ON A MINUTE.

DON'T YOU HEAR THAT?

[faint grinding]

SURPRISE!

YOU FOUND US, BOY!

OH-HO! I SHOULD PAY YOU FOR THIS.

OR JUST PAY ME FOR THE JOB I ALREADY DO.

HEY, PLANKTON, WE'RE FREE!

WHERE'D HE GO?

I'M WAY AHEAD OF YOU, KRABS.

[laughs]

YOU BETTER NOT BE TRYING TO STEAL ME FORMULA.

I AM, AND I WILL.

BUT WHAT ABOUT OUR DEAL?

WHAT? WE'RE STILL WORKING TOGETHER.

COME ON, YOU'RE HELPING ME STEAL YOUR FORMULA.

THAT'S IT.

JUST WAIT TILL I GET ME CLAWS ON YOU.

AH!

NOW TO GET THAT FORMULA.

[yells of distress]

[screams]

[all yelling]

SATISFIED WITH YOURSELF, PLANKTON?

NOW YOU TRAPPED US ALL UNDERGROUND.

BUT AT LEAST WE'RE TRAPPED IN A GOOD RESTAURANT.

CAPTIVE CUSTOMERS?

I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THIS SOONER.

HMM, BUT WITHOUT SQUIDWARD,

I NEED SOMEONE TO WORK THE REGISTER.

[screams]

[lilting ukulele music]

♪ ♪

[kids laughing]