Original subtitles

ARE YA READY, KIDS?

Kids: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

I CAN'T HEARYOU.

Kids: [SHOUTING] AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

♪ OHH...

♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? ♪

Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

Captain: ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE ♪

Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

Captain: ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHIN' YOU WISH ♪

Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

Captain: ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪

Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS Captain: READY?

All: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

Captain: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

[CAPTAIN LAUGHING]

[PENNYWHISTLE PLAYS]

[WAVES CRASHING... GULLS SQUAWKING]

[♪...]

AHOY, MR. KRABS.

HUH?

OH, AHOY, SPONGEBOB.

AHOY, MR. KRABS.

OK, THAT'S OVER WITH.

NOW WHY DON'T YOU GO SEE IF FIRST MATE SQUIDWARD

NEEDS ANY HELP AT THE REGISTER.

[CRICKET CHIRPS]

AND WHAT ARE YOU UP TO ON THIS FINE, FINE MONDAY?

WELL, I WAS GONNA WAIT TILL THIS AFTERNOON

BUT I GUESS I CAN SHOW YOU NOW.

SHOW ME WHAT?

I'M INTRODUCING A NEW KRUSTY KRAB PROMOTION.

AH, YOU ARE?

I SURE AM.

WHO ARE YOU GONNA INTRODUCE IT TO?

WHY, ALL MY LOYAL CUSTOMERS, OF COURSE.

HA.

ANYWAY, WE GOT NEW BEVERAGE CUPS.

WOW.

THERE'S REGULAR, LARGE

AND THE NEW VIKING SIZE.

BUT MR. KRABS, THESE ARE ALL THE SAME SIZE CUP.

SPONGEBOB, THIS PROMOTION IS DESIGNED TO SAVE USMONEY.

AND DON'T FORGET, EACH PARTICIPATING PATRON

WHO PURCHASES ANY DRINK OF OUR NEW KRUSTY KRAB VIKING SIZE CUP

GETS A CHANCE TO TRY ON THIS GENUINE CARDBOARD VIKING HELMET.

THAT HE FOUND WHILE CLEANING OUT HIS ATTIC OVER THE WEEKEND.

DON'T YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE BEING IGNORED?

YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE TALKING.

MR. KRABS, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

NOT SO FAST.

ACCESS TO THE MIGHTY HELMET WILL BE GRANTED

TO ACTIVE PROMOTION PARTICIPANTS ONLY.

AND ONLY THOSE WHO PURCHASE VIKING SIZE.

MR. KRABS, WHAT'S A VIKING?

OH, WELL, UM... THE VIKINGS LIVED A LONG TIME AGO.

HOW LONG?

UH, ABOUT 10 YEARS.

AND? UHH...

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO ASK SQUIDWARD ANY MORE QUESTIONS YOU GOT.

HE'S THE SMART ONE.

[DOOR SHUTS]

BARNACLE BUTT.

HI, SQUIDWARD. DAH! WHAT DO YOU WANT?

MR. KRABS SAID YOU WERE GONNA TEACH ME ALL ABOUT THE VIKINGS.

OH, REALLY?

WILL YOU TEACH ME, HUH?

SURE, I'LL TEACH YOU, LISTEN CLOSELY NOW.

...THE VIKINGS WERE A RACE OF SCHOLARS AND SCIENTISTS

WHO LIVED BEFORE EVEN MR. KRABS WAS BORN.

THEY ARE BELIEVED TO HAVE DISCOVERED KETCHUP

AND ENJOYED DRESSING UP THEIR PETS AS CHUNKS OF MASONRY ON THE WEEKENDS.

THEIR FAVORITE MOVIES ARE IN BLACK AND WHITE.

LOOK OUT!

AND GROWN VIKINGS ARE KNOWN TO COLLECT SOCKS

WHICH THEY DISPLAY AND TRADE

AT MONTHLY SOCK-TRADING CONVENTIONS CALLED

"SOCK-N-GARTEN."

SOCK-N-GARTEN. SOCK-N-GARTEN.

WOW.

SQUIDWARD, DO YOU THINK VIKINGS REALLY

DRINK THEIR BEVERAGES IN VIKING SIZE?

OF COURSE THEY DO.

HOW ELSE WOULD MR. KRABS

COME UP WITH SUCH A BRILLIANT IDEA?

DO YOU THINK THAT... SPONGEBOB!

CAN'T YOU SEE I AM TRYING TO WORK?

BUT... BUT, BUT.

THERE'S SO MUCH MORE ABOUT VIKINGS THAT I WANNA FIND OUT.

WELL, THEN, WHY DON'T YOU GO ASK THEM?

[GASPS]

THANKS, SQUIDWARD, MWAH!

"DEAR VIKINGS.

I AM WRITING TO ASK YOU GUYS

ABOUT YOUR LIVES AND STUFF.

IF YOU WOULD TAKE THE TIME

TO ANSWER ALL MY NEAT QUESTIONS

THEN THAT WOULD BE REALLY SWELL.

[♪...]

[INSECTS BUZZING]

AH, HELGA.

TELL ME ONCE AGAIN OF THE TIME YOU VISITED

THOSE REMOTE HIMALAYAN HOT SPRINGS.

[DOOR OPENS]

UHH... A LETTER.

WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS COME IN HERE DURING STORY TIME?

BUT, BUT I... GUARDS!

PLEASE, NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

I WAS ONLY TRYING TO...

OHH... AH![DOOR OPENS/SHUTS]

YOUR MAJESTY, LOOK, A LETTER.

HOW INCREDIBLY INTERESTING.

I MUST READ IT AT ONCE.

[RUMBLING... CRASHING]

WELCOME TO THE KRUSTY KRAB.

MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER?

WE'RE VIKINGS.

OUR CHIEFTAIN SENT US HERE BECAUSE... WE GOT THIS LETTER.

SPONGEBOB, THERE'S SOME VIKINGS HERE TO SEE YOU.

WHAT'S THAT SQUIDWARD, I COULDN'T HEAR YOU.

I WAS- OHH...

AH, ARE YOU THE ONE THEY CALL THE SPONGEBOB?

[CHUCKLES]: I THINK SO.

WELL, WE ARE HERE TO TEACH YOU ALL ABOUT THE VIKINGS.

HUZZAH!

ONE OF THE THINGS VIKINGS LIKE TO DO IS REDECORATE.

HOW INTERESTING.

AND ANOTHER TING WE VIKINGS LIKE TO DO IS...

APPROPRIATE.

WHAT A FASCINATING CULTURE.

AND ON OCCASION, THE VIKINGS...

WE'VE BEEN KNOWN TO LIBERATE.

WHAT THE... HEY, YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH I'M LEARNING.

SQUIDWARD, I'LL BE BACK IN ONE HOUR.

I'M GOING ON ME LUNCH BREAK.

SQUIDWARD?

WOULD YOU MIND TELLING US WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT?

SHUSH.

NOW THAT YOU'RE PART OF OUR CREW

I GUESS WE SHOULD INTRODUCE OURSELVES.

THIS IS OLAF.

AND THIS IS OLAF...

AND THIS IS OLAF.

THIS IS... OLAF.

...OLAF, OLAF, OLAF.

AND, UM... UM?

OLAF.

OLAF.

SO LET ME GUESS.

YOUR NAME MUST BE...

THAT'S RIGHT, GORDON.

NICE TO MEET YA.

NOW BEFORE I PUT YOU TWO TO WORK

I WANNA KNOW WHAT...

WAIT, I STILL HAVE LOTS MORE QUESTIONS ABOUT THE VIKINGS WAY OF LIFE.

LIKE WHAT?

WELL, LIKE...

WHAT DO THE VIKINGS LIKE TO DO FOR FUN?

HMM... FUN.

HM, UM, UM, UM, UH-WELL...

WHAT ABOUT THE SHIELD TOSS?

OH, YEAH, YEAH-YEAH.

HM, ANYTHING ELSE?

UM...

OOH, WHAT ABOUT FLAMINGSHIELD TOSS?

OH, YEAH-YEAH-YEAH.

[GROANING AND APPLAUSE]

ANYTHING ELSE?

All: EHH...

[SIGHS]: AHH...

I, I, I CAN'T REALLY THINK OF ANYTHING.

ME NEITHER.

OH, YAH.

WHAT IS IT, OLAF?

WE LIKE TO SING SONGS.

OHH...OHH...

Vikings: NO, WE DON'T.

WAIT, NO!

OK, I ADMIT IT WAS A LOUSY IDEA.

I PROMISE IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.

AH!

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.

[ALL CHEERING]

[SCREAMING]: DAH-HOO-DEE-HOO.

ANY OTHER QUESTIONS?

I'LL LET YOU KNOW IF I THINK OF ANYTHING.

SO TELL ME, WHAT IS IT THAT YOU TWO KNOW HOW TO DO?

WELL, MR. KRABS TELLS ME I'M PRETTY GOOD WITH A SPATULA.

HA. FINE.

YOU'RE OUR SHIP'S NEW HEAD CHEF.

AND WHAT CAN YOU DO?

WELL, IF YOU MUST KNOW

I'M A WIDELY RENOWNED CLARINET VIRTUOSO...

STATE-RECOGNIZED INTERIOR DESIGN CONSULTANT.

LICENSED AND BOARD CERTIFIED ANTIQUE MACRAME CONNOISSEUR.

BORN AND RAISED COLLECTOR AND SCULPTOR OF DRIFTWOOD

AND ABLE TO RECOGNIZE OVER 1300 BRAND NAMES

OF SINGLE-PERSON PEDAL-OPERATED VEHICLES AT A SINGLE GLANCE.

PLUS, I MAKE A KILLER SOUFFLE.

IMPRESSIVE.

YOU'LL BE THE SHIP'S BATHROOM ATTENDANT.

A PROMOTION- CONGRATULATIONS, SQUIDWARD.

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, WHISKERS.

LET'S NOT FORGET YOU'RE THE ONE

WHO DRAGGED ME ONTO THIS CRATE IN THE FIRST PLACE.

NOW YOU ASK ME TO POUR MY HEART OUT, AND THIS IS THE RESPECT I GET?

WELL, YOU GOT ANOTHER THING COMING, HONEY.

I WANT OFF THIS BOAT PRONTO.

ON SECOND THOUGHT, BATHROOM ATTENDANTS MAKE DECENT TIPS.

WELL, LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, SQUIDWARD.

NO MORE LIVING NEXT DOOR TO SPONGEBOB.

LET HER RIP, JACK-O.

SpongeBob: WAIT!

YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

YOU MEAN TO QUESTION THE WILL OF THE TRIBE?

IF IT MEANS SAVING MY BEST FRIEND... THEN, YES.

THEN... PICK UP THE WEAPON

AND FIGHT WITH ME A DUEL IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE PROPHECY.

All: [CHANTING]: DUEL, DUEL...

DUEL, DUEL...

GO ON, PICK IT UP.

BUT... DUEL... DUEL...

[GROANING]

GO ON, WEAKLING.

OWNED [LAUGHING].

BUT, BUT I...

[ALARM BLARES]

WE'RE BEING ATTACKED BY A GIANT MONSTER.

THIS IS THE END...

THE END OF THE VIKINGS.

OH, VALHALLA, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US?

GUYS, YOU JUST RAN INTO A PIECE OF ICE.

NO ONE'S FORSAKEN YOU.

THERE'S A BREACH IN THE HULL OVER THERE.

YOU JUST GOTTA PATCH IT UP.

QUICK, EVERYBODY TAKE ONE OF THESE.

WHAT'S THAT FOR?

IT'S A SECURITY BLANKET.

HOW YA GONNA PATCH UP A LEAK WITH THAT?

WE'RE NOT...

BUT IT MAKES US FEEL SO MUCH BETTER.

HEY, YOU FORGOT YOUR BLANKET.

WHAT THE BARNACLES IS GOING ON DOWN THERE?

DAH! PARDON ME, SQUIDWARD.

IT'S ALL YOURS.

THANKS.

THERE.

LOOK UP THERE, WHAT'S HE DOING?

HERE GOES NOTHING.

[ALL CHEERING]

NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL

A VIKING SIZE ADVENTURE.

[♪...]

[NEWSREEL SOUNDTRACK MUSIC PLAYS]

YOU'LL NEVER ESCAPE THIS TIME, MAN RAY.

OUR MOLECULAR BUBBLE

IS IMPENETRABLE.

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS HOPING FOR.

[LAUGHING]

UH-OH.WHOA!

[LAUGHING]

STOP!

[LAUGHING]

THANKS FOR MAKING THIS EASY.

TILL NEXT TIME...

[LAUGHING]

Announcer: You just enjoyed another exciting episode

of "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy"

brought to you by the new "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy" book.

[GASPING]

For the first time

we learn of these legendary super heroes' origins

and their rise to stardom.

Tomorrow, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy

will appear in the flesh signing their new book.

[EXCITED GASPING]

Don't delay.

Arrive early to make sure you get your copy signed.

Doors open at 8:00 A.M.

OH, BOY!

WE'RE GONNA GET OUR BOOKS AND THEN WE'RE GONNA

MEET MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY.

THEN WE'RE GONNA SHAKE THEIR HANDS

AND THEN THEY'RE GONNA SIGN OUR BOOKS!

THERE'S ONLY ONE PROBLEM!

I CAN'T.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

I'LL BE IN BOATING SCHOOL AT 8:00 A.M. TOMORROW.

OHH... WELL, CAN'T YOU JUST SKIP A DAY?

JUST- JUST CALL IN SICK.

ALWAYS WORKS FOR SQUIDWARD.

AND TARNISH MY REPUTATION FOR NEVER MISSING ONE DAY OF SCHOOL?

I COULDN'T.

BESIDES THAT WOULD BE LYING, AND LYING IS WRONG.

OK, HMM...

OH, OH-OH, I KNOW.

UM, WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS YOU USE WHEN, UM...

AFTER YOU EAT, AND YOU NEED TO TAKE A...

OH, TAKE A, TAKE A BATHROOM BREAK.

THAT'S THE ONE.

WHAT IF YOU TAKE A BATHROOM BREAK TOMORROW?

SNEAK OUT OF THE WINDOW, GET YOUR BOOK SIGNED AND SNEAK BACK INTO CLASS?

IT WOULDN'T TAKE LONG AT ALL.

BUT WHAT IF I DON'T NEED TO USE BATHROOM?

DUH, THERE'S ALWAYS A CATCH.

[MUTTERING...]

[STAMMERING]

NEED BRAIN FUEL.

OH, SPONGEBOB, HOW AM I GONNA FEED MY BRAIN

WHEN ALL YOU HAVE IS YOUR FANCY BUBBLY WATER?

WELL, IT'LL HAVE TO DO.

PATRICK, IS THIS REALLY NECESSARY?

...SARY? YES, IT IS.

[GULPING]

PATRICK? YEAH?

YOU FEELING ALL RIGHT?

UH-HUH.

[LOUD BELCH] WHY?

NOTHING, NOTHING.

THAT'S IT!

WHAT [LOUD BELCH]?

I WON'T GO TO THE BATHROOM TILL TOMORROW.

THEN WHEN I HAVE TO GO

I'LL REALLY HAVE TO GO.

[LAUGHING]

[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT THE HAND SIGNAL IS FOR A LEFT TURN?

OHH... [MOANING]

[GRUNTING]

SOMETHING THE MATTER, SPONGEBOB?

YES... A LITTLE, OOH, OOH.

I GOTTA... GOTTA GO TO THE...

I'D SAY SO- HERE.

SpongeBob: THE BATHROOM KEY.

AND MAKE SURE YOU RETURN THIS BATHROOM KEY TO MYDESK

OR YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE, MISTER.

THANK YOU, MRS. PUFF.

[GROANING]

AND HURRY BACK, NO DILLY-DALLYING.

THANKS, WILL DO.

[CHILDREN CHATTERING]

THERE YOU ARE, YOUNG MAN.

OH, BOY.

SIGNED BY MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY.

NOW I SHALL BE THE ENVY OF THE SUPER HERO FAN CLUB, OHH...

NEXT.

BOY, I SURE DO LIKE SIGNING BOOKS.

WHAT'S THIS FOR AGAIN?

SpongeBob: HI, MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY.

WILL YOU SIGN OUR BOOKS?

OF COURSE.

[EXCITED TWITTERING]

THERE YOU GO.

THANK YOU! THANK YOU!

MM, ANYTIME, BOYS.

AND REMEMBER, STAY ON THE PATH OF "E-VILL".

IT'S STAY AWAY FROM THE PATH OF E-VILL.

OH.

WHAT IS "E-VILL"?

OH, FOR THE LOVE OF...

OK, THAT WAS FUN.

NOW I SHOULD REALLY BE GETTING BACK TO CLASS.

SPONGEBOB, LOOK!

LET'S GO CATCH IT.

BUT WHAT ABOUT MY CLASS?

THIS IS A SHORTCUT.

OH, MAN, WAIT UP.

YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A NET.

PATRICK... [GASPS]

...WOW.

NEPTUNE'S SCEPTER, I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.

Patrick: PRETTY COOL, HUH?

HOW'D YOU DO THAT?

I DIDN'T, THEY DID.

THEY'RE FRIENDLY.

WOW!

[BUZZING]

OH, BOY, YOU WEREN'T KIDDING [LAUGHING].

YOU'RE FREE TO GO GUYS.

ICE CREAM!

OH, COME ON, I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.

YEAH, FOUR SCOOPS.

PATRICK, HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN, I GOTTA GO.

OH, DON'T BE SUCH A SOUR PUSS.

HERE, I'LL BUY YOU A CONE.

[WHISTLING AND NOISEMAKERS BLOW]

CONGRATULATIONS.

YOU'RE MY 100th CUSTOMER.

FROM NOW ON YOU CAN COME BACK

AND HAVE ALL THE FREE ICE CREAM YOU WANT.

[LAUGHING]: BAH...

[TEETH CHATTERING]

WELL, THIS CERTAINLY HAS BEEN A GLORIOUS DAY.

BUT I BETTER GET BACK TO CLASS.

[MUTTERING]

[CHUCKLING]: YOU SAID IT, BUDDY.

Sandy: WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING, SQUAREPANTS?

YOU JUST GOT HERE.

I'M SORRY, SANDY, BUT I JUST GOTTA GET BACK TO CLASS.

SURE YOU CAN'T STAY FOR JUST A SHORT SPELL, SPONGEBOB?

I MEAN, IT'S SUCH A NICE DAY, AND EVERYONE'S HAVING A GOOD TIME.

All: HI, SPONGEBOB.

NO, I GAVE MRS. PUFF MY WORD, AND I SHALL NOT BETRAY HER.

NOT EVEN FOR A GAME OF BADMINTON WITH ME AND DALE HERE?

OK, MAYBE JUST ONE GAME.

I'M SERVING IT UP, SPONGEBOB.

READY OR NOT.

PATRICK, DO YOU REMEMBER

HOW TO PLAY THIS GAME? MM-MM.

IS THIS THE ONE WHERE THE LOWEST SCORE WINS?

NICE JOB, SPONGEBOB, YOUR SERVE.

HERE IT COMES.

NO, WHOA!

HEY, I'M GETTING PRETTY GOOD AT THIS GAME.

HE'S ABOUT TO BEAT THE UNDEFEATED SANDY CHEEKS

AT HER OWN GAME.

[CHANTING]: SPONGEBOB, SPONGEBOB...

SPONGEBOB, SPONGEBOB, SPONGEBOB...

SPONGEBOB, SPONGEBOB...

SPONGEBOB, SPONGEBOB...

SPONGEBOB, SPONGEBOB...

OHH...

WHOA...

All: YAY!

WELL, I HAD BETTER BE OFF NOW.

Crowd: NO!

DON'T GO, SPONGEBOB.

THINK ABOUT YOUR FANS.

WELL, IF IT'S FOR THE FANS

I GUESS I COULD PLAY JUST ONE GAME MORE.

Man: NOT TODAY, YELLOW.

YOU'RE PLAYING WITH A CONVICTED FELON.

AND WE KNOW HE'S VIOLATED HIS PAROLE SOMEHOW.

YOU MIGHT AS WELL CONFESS, DALE.

Dale: HEY, MAN, I HAVEN'T DONE NOTHING.

OH, YEAH- WHAT HAVE YOU GOT IN THERE?

HM, QUASI-GUMMY CHEWY CANDY FISH.

IS THIS HOW YOU HAVE FUN?

BY EATING YOUR OWN KIND?

SCUM LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.

CUFF HIM.

[HANDCUFFS CLICK]

IT'S A SHAME WHAT HAPPENED TO DALE.

WE WERE CLASSMATES BACK IN BOATING SCHOOL.

HE WAS A GOOD STUDENT

UNTIL HE STARTED CUTTING CLASS.

EVER SINCE THEN, HE'S LIVED

THE LONELY LIFE OF A CRIMINAL.

EH, EH, GUH, GUH...

CRIMINAL?

I GOTTA GET BACK TO CLASS.

[PANTING]

I CAN'T BE A DITCHER.

BYE!

[PANTING]

OW- ALMOST THERE.

JUST HAVE TO GET PAST THE...

"BIKINI BOTTOM HUG FEST"?

AW, DOES SOMEONE NEED A HUG?

NO, NO, NAH-NAH-NAH, NOT NOW, PLEASE.

DON'T FIGHT THE LOVE, KID.

MISS, IF YOU DON'T LET ME GO RIGHT NOW

I'M GONNA HAVE TO TURN INTO A CRIMINAL.

WHA! [GASPS]

THAT SOUNDED LIKE A THREAT.

I AM SO SORRY.

[SNIFFLES]

[LOUD GRUNTING]

WHOA!

THE TAR PITS?

OH, I'M SINKING, I'M...

I GUESS THIS IS THE END, SQUAREPANTS.

BUT LIKE THE OLD SAYING GOES:

"BETTER TO END UP SINKING INTO A PREHISTORIC LAKE OF TAR

THAN TO TURN TO A LIFE OF CRIME."

GOOD-BYE, WORLD, GOOD-BYE, MRS. PUFF.

I'LL ALWAYS CHERISH THOSE LAST KIND WORDS

THAT YOU SAID TO ME.

"MAKE SURE YOU RETURN THAT BATHROOM KEY TO MY DESK

OR YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE MISTER."

OH, I NEVER RETURNED MRS. PUFF'S BATHROOM KEY.

I CAN'T GIVE UP NOW.

[CHANTING]: SPONGEBOB, SPONGEBOB, SPONGEBOB...

[GROANING]

[STRAINED GROANING]

I MADE IT.

AND A MINUTE BEFORE THE FINAL BELL.

I AM HOME FREE.

MRS. PUFF, I'M REALLY SORRY.

PLEASE FORGIVE ME.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.

EVERYTHING JUST GOT AWAY FROM ME.

[TERRIFIED]: I BROUGHT BACK YOUR BATHROOM KEY, THOUGH.

I HAVEN'T THE FOGGIEST IDEA WHAT YOU'RE CARRYING ON ABOUT, SPONGEBOB.

BUT I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR IT.

I'VE GOT MY OWN PROBLEMS.

JOHNNY LAW FINALLY CAUGHT UP TO ME FOR DITCHIN' JURY DUTY.

LET THIS BE A LESSON TO YOU, SON.

[GASPS]

NEVER DITCH.

OK, MRS. PUFF, I'LL NEVER DITCH AGAIN.

THAT'S A GOOD BOY, SPONGEBOB.

GOOD... AGAIN?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "AGAIN"?!

[TIRES SCREECH]

[ALARM BLARES]

[♪...]

[CHILDREN LAUGHING]