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ARE YA READY, KIDS?Kids: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

I CAN'T HEARYOU.

Kids: [SHOUTING] AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

♪ OHH... ♪

♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? ♪

Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

Captain: ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE ♪

Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

Captain: ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHIN' YOU WISH ♪

Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

Captain: ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪

Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

Captain: ♪ READY? ♪

All: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

Captain: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

[CAPTAIN LAUGHING]

[WHISTLING]

[WAVES CRASHING... SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]

[♪...]

[SLURPING]

MM, THIS IS HOW TO LIVE, ISN'T IT, MY FRIEND?

YOU SAID IT, BUDDY. [LOUD BUZZING]

[SCREAMING]

[ENGINE REVS]

[SCREAMS]

[ENGINE REVS]

[ENGINE REVS]

[CHEERING]

HE'S AMAZING.

I'LL SAY.

[BASKETBALL BUZZER SOUNDS]

[BEEPING]

WHOA. WHOA.

[TIRES SQUEAL]

[CHEERING AND WHOOPING]

WHOO-HOO-HOO! WHOO!

WHO IS THAT GUY?

THAT'S LARRY THE LOBSTER.

HE'S LIKE LIVIN' LARGE.

WHAT'S YOUR SECRET, LARRY?

WELL, YOU GOTTA TAKE RISKS.

LIVE ON THE EDGE.

[ENGINE REVS]

All: OOH...

AND YOU CAN'T, UH...

AND YOU CAN'T...

[WHIMPERING...]

[WHIMPERING]

AND YOU CAN'T LIVE LIKE THESE TWO.

JUST LOOK AT 'EM.

SPINELESS...

WEAK.

AFRAID OF THEIR OWN SHADOWS.

[SCREAMING]

[PANICKED GASPS]

PATHETIC.

LARRY, HOW CAN THEY REDEEM THEIR WORTHLESS LIVES?

I'LL TELL YOU HOW?

BY LIVING EACH DAY AS IF IT WERE THEIR LAST.

HOW DO WE DO THAT?

BY LIVING LIKE ME, LARRY.

BUT WHAT'S THAT HAVE...

UH-BUH-BUH-BUH.

BY LIVIN'... LIKE LARRY.

LIVIN' LIKE LARRY. LIVIN' LIKE LARRY.

LIVIN' LIKE LARRY.

LIVIN' LIKE LARRY.

LIVIN' LIKE... ♪ LARRY ♪

[PATRICK EXHALES]

[EXHALES]

THIS IS BOGUS.

WHAT'S THAT, PAT?

SPONGEBOB, THESE ARE THE BEST YEARS OF OUR LIVES

AND YOU WANNA WASTE THEM BLOWING BUBBLES?

WE SHOULD BE LIVING IN THE MOMENT.

WE OUGHT TO BE LIVING LIKE LAR...

[HORSE NEIGHS]

THIS IS IT, SPONGEBOB.

THIS IS WHERE WE REDEEM OUR MISERABLE LIVES.

IT'S TIME TO START...

[WIND RUSHES]

LIVIN' LIKE LARRY!

WAH-HOO!

[WHINNIES] WHOA.

[PATRICK WHOOPING]

AH-AH-WHOO!

WHA-HA, YEE-HAH, HEE-HEE!

[WHOOPING]

WHA-HOO!

HEY, SPONGEBOB?

SPONGEBOB?

[MUSIC PLAYS... MECHANICAL HORSE WHINNIES]

I'M LIVING LIKE LARRY.

WHOO-HOO.[WHINNIES]

WHERE WERE YOU, SPONGEBOB?

IT WAS AWESOME.

HEY, PATRICK, WHERE YOU GOING?

TO LIVE, MY FRIEND.

WE... ARE GOING TO LIVE.

[GULPS]

THIS IS GONNA BE THE MOST FUN YET.

[BELL CLANGS]

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS, PATRICK.

YOU MUST DEFEAT YOUR REASON

BEFORE YOU CAN START...

[WIND RUSHES]

...LIVIN' LIKE LARRY.

WHOO-HOO!

SPONGEBOB!

...THIS IS IT!

[PANTING]

[SCREAMS]

[PATRICK SCREAMS]

...OWW!

AHH!

[SCREAMS]

[BELL CLANGS]

[SCREAMING... CRASHING]

[PATRICK WHIMPERS]

SpongeBob: ♪ DEE, DEE-DEE, DOO, DEE-DEE-DEE ♪

♪ LIVIN' LIKE LARRY ♪

♪ DOO-DOO, DOO-DEE-DEE, LIVIN' LIKE LARRY ♪

♪ LIVIN' LIKE LARRY ♪

[MUFFLED SPEAKING]

COME ON, SPONGEBOB, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

LET'S GO.

BUT PATRICK, WHERE ARE WE GOING?

Patrick: JUST YOU WAIT.

IT'S THE ULTIMATE.

[PATRICK PANTING]

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

AND WAIT'LL YOU SEE THE BEST PART.

Patrick: HEY, YOU GUYS!

[GROWLING]

I DON'T KNOW, PATRICK, THIS LOOKS REALLY DANGEROUS...

HERE'S TO LIVIN' LIKE LARRY.

WELL, WAIT A MINUTE, PATRICK.

I THINK YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT.

LIVIN' LIKE LARRY DOESN'T MEAN THROWING CAUTION TO THE WIND

AND RISKING EVERYTHING ON A STUNT THAT WILL COST YOU YOUR LIFE.

UH... DON'T YOU MEAN COST US

OURLIVES, SPONGEBOB?

NO, PATRICK, I MEAN YOUR LIFE.

I'M NOT GOING.

OH, I SEE.

AND THAT'S YOUR FINAL WORD ON THE SUBJECT?

UM-HM.

I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU.

WHOO-HOO!

OH-HO-HO!

[PATRICK SCREAMS]

[ANIMALS GROWLING... PATRICK SCREAMS]

[ANIMALS GROWLING/CHOMPING...]

[LOUD BELCH]

I WONDER HOW PATRICK'S DOING WITH HIS LIVIN' LIKE LARRY THING?

Patrick: SPONGEBOB?

[PANTING]

SPONGEBOB!

[PANTING]

[TIRES SQUEAL]

[SQUEALS]

YOU WERE RIGHT, SPONGEBOB.

I WENT TO FAR.

[CRYING]: I WENT TOO FAR!

OH, IT'S OK, BUDDY.

I THINK YOU'VE LEARNED YOUR LESSON, HM?

[WEAKLY]: UH-HUH.

Gang Member: DON'T MAKE US COME IN THERE, KID.

NOW YOU JUST LET ME HANDLE THOSE GUYS OUT THERE.

[LOUD RABBLE YELLING]

GENTLEMEN, GENTLEMEN.

[GRUMBLES]

SpongeBob: I KNOW THAT YOU MIGHT BE ANGRY

WITH MY FRIEND FOR HIS SHENANIGANS

BUT YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY VICTIM.

HIS RECKLESS THRILL CHASING HAS LEFT HIM

A HOLLOW SHELL OF HIS FORMER SELF.

JUST LOOK.

[WIND HOWLING]

SO LET ME ASSURE YOU...

HIS DAYS OF LIVING IN THE MOMENT ARE OVER.

...CAN YOU NOT FORGIVE HIM FOR WHATEVER HE DID?

SURE, PAL... SURE.

BY THE WAY, WHAT DIDHE DO THAT MADE Y'ALL SO CRANKY?

[GLASS SHATTERS]

HE KNOCKED OVER OUR MOTORCYCLES.

[WHIMPERS] BAH.

[HUFFING AND PUFFING]

[PANTING]

SO SCARED... ADRENALINE PUMPING.

SPINE TINGLING.

ENDORPHINS RUSHING.

I'VE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE!

OH, YEAH, BABY, YEAH!

THIS IS WHAT PATRICK WAS TALKING ABOUT.

THIS IS REALLY LIVING IN THE MOMENT.

WHOO-YEAH!

THIS IS LIFE!

WHOO, WHOO!

OH, YES, WHOO!

NOW I AM REALLY

LIVIN' LIKE LARRY.

WHOA!

Patrick: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS, SPONGEBOB?

SpongeBob: OH, COME ON, PATRICK, WHAT HAPPENED TO BEING IN THE MOMENT?

I DON'T KNOW, SPONGEBOB.

THIS LOOKS PRETTY DANGEROUS.

YEAH, YEAH, YOU SAID IT, BUDDY.

NOW WE'RE REALLY LIVIN' LIKE LARRY.

[♪...]

WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT?

...NOW THERE'S TWO GUYS WHO KNOW HOW TO LIVE.

PREPARE FOR COUNTDOWN.

I'M PROUD OF THEM.

WAIT A MINUTE.

WITH THAT ANGLE OF TRAJECTORY

THEY'LL LAND RIGHT IN... RIPPER'S REEF.

THEY'LL BE RIPPED TO SHREDS.

WAIT, DON'T DO IT, STOP!

SpongeBob: THREE, TWO, ONE.

LIFTOFF.

DRAT.

WHOO!

WHOO-HOO!

...WHOO-WHOO-WHOO.

OOH?

WHOA...

[GRUNTING]

WHOA...

LOOK, GUYS, MY ADVICE WASN'T MEANT TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY.

I MEANT TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST

NOT TO MAIM YOURSELVES.

LOOK!

UH-OH.

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

[CRASH]

OHH... OHH...

[BOTH GROANING LOUDLY]

HEY, WHAT ARE YOU TWO LAZYBONES DOING LYING AROUND?

THERE'S A REALLY COOL RAMP DOWN THE HALL.

I GOT ROOM FOR TWO MORE.

WHAT WOULD LARRY DO?

[MONITOR BEEPS]

WHAT WOULD LARRY DO?

I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT LARRY WOULD DO, COME HERE.

...COME HERE, I SAID.

[WHEELS SQUEAKING]

Larry: HEY!

[♪...]

[SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK LAUGHING]

WHOO, YEAH.

SpongeBob: ♪ LA, LA, LA, LA... ♪[PATRICK LAUGHS]

I THOUGHT YOU LEFT YOUR SWIMSUIT AT HOME?

NO, I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO GET IT ALL WRINKLED UP.

LAST ONE IN IS A ROTTEN EGG.

[PATRICK GIGGLING]

ROTTEN EGGS?

[LAUGHING]: BAH...

[LAUGHING AND SPLASHING]

HONEY? HUH?

YOU'RE NOT USING THAT "TAN ACCELERATOR" AGAIN, ARE YOU ?

OH, DON'T PRETEND YOU DON'T LOVE IT.

[SIGHS]

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACH]

Man: GOOD WORK, MAN.

[GASPS]

...I SEE YOU'VE READ MY BOOK?

CRAIG MAMMALTON?

THE TANNEST MAN ON TV?

[CHUCKLES] NONE OTHER.

[EXCITED CHATTER]

OH, LOOK AT THOSE GORGEOUS WRINKLES.

WHAT... THESE?

[CHEERING AND WHISTLING]

OH, AND HIS SKIN.

IT'S SO LEATHERY.

WELL, I DON'T MEAN TO BRAG, BUT, UH...

[CHEERING]

WHO'S CRAIG MAMMALTON?

YOU DON'T KNOW WHO CRAIG MAMMALTON IS?

HE'S LIKE SOTAN.

...LEGEND HAS IT THAT HIS TAN IS SO DEEP

THAT EVEN HIS BONES ARE A RICH CARAMEL BROWN.

WOW. WOW.

HIS MOTHER MUST BE SOPROUD.

PLEASE, PEOPLE, PLEASE.

THERE WILL BE PLENTY OF TIME TO ADMIRE MY BODY THIS WEEKEND

AT MY ANNUAL SUMMER SHINDIG.

[EXCITED CHEERING]

[ALL GASPING]

WOW, PATRICK, AN INVITATION TO OUR FIRST SUMMER SHINDIG.

AND HERE IT IS.

[GROANING]

CAN I HELP YOU LITTLE FELLA?

IT SEEMS TO BE STUCK.

YEAH, I DON'T THINK THIS IS YOUR TYPE OF PARTY.

I DON'T WANNA EMBARRASS YOU GUYS...

HEY, EVERYONE, CHECK THIS OUT.

...BUT THIS PARTY IS FOR THE PIGMENTALLY GIFTED.

SpongeBob: MUST BE THIS TAN TO ENTER.

AND YOUR SKIN IS AS LIGHT AND SMOOTH AS A...

WELL, AS A BABY'S BOTTOM.

[CROWD LAUGHING]

WHY, THANK YOU.

WE DID PUT ON A FEW EXTRA COATS OF SUNSCREEN TODAY.

IN FACT...

IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER COAT.

WE'VE GOTTA LOOK OUR BEST.

[COUGHS]: LOSERS.

[ALL LAUGHING]

YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY PARTY

...WITHOUT A TAN.

THERE, NOW THAT WE'VE TURNED YOUR ROCK INTO A TANNING BED

WE'RE SURE TO GET TAN ENOUGH FOR THE PARTY.

LET'S JUST TEST IT OUT FIRST TO BE SURE.

OOH. OOH.

[TIMER DINGS]

HOORAY. HOORAY.

[BOTH LAUGHING]

ME FIRST, ME FIRST.

[TIMER DINGS]

[SIZZLING]

OOH-HOO, PATRICK, HOW DO YOU FEEL?

LIKE ONE OF THOSE HIP, YOUNG, OLD FOLKS

FROM A SODA COMMERCIAL.

IT'S RADICAL.

[♪...]

RADICAL.

[GULPING]

DRINK IT.

MY TURN.

REMEMBER, PATRICK, 15 SECONDS EXACTLY.

GOT YA.

15 SECONDS GIVE OR TAKE A FEW MINUTES.

NO-NO, PATRICK!

15 SECONDS EXACTLY.

IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT...

IT'S WORKING.

[GASPS]

OK, PATRICK, I'M DONE.

PATRICK... PATRICK?

ARE YOU THERE?

...PATRICK?

WHAT?

DID SOMEBODY SAY SOMETHING? HM.[MUSIC PLAYS]

Girls: [GIGGLING]: HEY, THERE.

IS THAT TAN FOR US?

WHAT?

SpongeBob: UH, PATRICK?

IT'S TIME FOR ME TO GET OUT.

French Man: TWO HOURS LATER.

Girls: [LAUGHING] OHH...

DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO GO, PATRICK?

AFRAID SO.

BYE, GIRLS.

All: BYE, PAT.

Girl: OH, HE'S SO LEATHERY.

[PATRICK SIGHS]

WELL, PATRICK, HOW DO I LOOK?

Patrick: AHH!

[SCREAMING]

OH, IT'S YOU.

YOU DON'T LOOK TOO GOOD.

WHAT, WHAT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

SEE FOR YOURSELF.

[SCREAMS]

I MUST'VE BEEN UNDER THE TANNING MACHINE TOO LONG.

[CRYING]

EW, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

I'LL ASK SQUIDWARD.

HE'S ALWAYS SO HELPFUL.

HE'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO.

SpongeBob: HI, SQUIDWARD.

WHAT IS IT NOW SPONGE... AHH!

GHOST!

I'M SORRY I WAS SO MEAN TO YOU WHILE YOU WERE ALIVE.

PLEASE DON'T HAUNT ME.

OH, I'M NOT A GHOST, SQUIDWARD.

[LAUGHING]: BAH...

I USED PATRICK'S TANNING BOOTH AND I STAYED UNDER TOO LONG.

[LAUGHING]: HA, HA, HA, HA, HA.

OH, THIS IS TOO PRECIOUS.

YOU'RE SUN BLEACHED.

[LAUGHING]

LOOKS LIKE YOU WON'T BE AT THE PARTY.

[LAUGHING]

Squidward: HA, HA, HA, HA.

SUN BLEACHED.

[SIGHS][LAUGHING CONTINUES]

NOW I'LL NEVER GET INTO THAT PARTY.

HEY, THAT'S QUITTER TALK, MISTER.

YOU'RE GOING TO THAT PARTY TONIGHT.

WHAT YOU NEED...

IS A MAKEOVER.

[WHISTLING]

[GRUNTS]

[HUMMING] HMM... HM.

A LITTLE KELP JERKY?

OPEN WIDE.

SpongeBob: AH, AH?

[SCREAMS]

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

[SCREAMS]

I LOOK... AMAZING.

TIME TO GO TO THE PARTY.

AW, WHAT A CUTE "WITTLE" BABY.

COOCHIE COOCHIE... MONSTER!

[SCREAMS]

AH, YOU... [GRUNTING]

[PANTING]

WELL, HEY, BUDDY.

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD USE AN ICE CREAM.

[SLURPING...]

OH, YEAH, THAT HIT THE SPOT.

Patrick: ONE CARMEL SUNDAE, PLEASE.

OH, I THINK YOU'LL HAVE TO GO TO THE PARTY WITHOUT ME, PATRICK.

THERE'S JUST NO WAY I CAN GET THAT GOLDEN BROWN IN TIME.

BUT THAT'S NO REASON YOU SHOULDN'T GO... OW!

PATRICK, WHY DID YOU... CAN'T TALK, WORKING.

NO, REALLY, PATRICK, WHY DID YOU...

UGH, I FEEL STICKY.

TAKE A LOOK.

WHOO!

THANKS, PATRICK... [GRUNTS]

UH, I'M STUCK.

[MUSIC AND BACKGROUND CHATTER]

[BELL DINGS]

Craig: NICE JOB, MA'AM.

JOIN THE PARTY.

[BABY CRIES] AHEM, BUT, UH...

THE BABY'S GONNA HAVE TO WAIT OUTSIDE.

BUT HE'S THE PERFECT SHADE OF "TROPICAL TODDLER".

YES, BUT...

[GASPS] TYLER, HOW COULD YOU?

NOW DON'T WORRY, MA'AM.

HE CAN WAIT OUT HERE WITH THE OTHER REJECTS.

OH, NO TEARS, SON, WE'LL GET IN NEXT YEAR.

NEXT?

HEY, HEY... [CHUCKLES]: HEY-HEY-HEY.

LOOKS LIKE YOU TWO TOOK MY ADVICE.

NICE JOB, GENTLEMEN

COME ON IN.

[♪...]

[CHEERING AND WHOOPING]

Craig: ALL RIGHT, PARTY PEOPLE.

IT'S TIME TO ROLL OUT THE PORTABLES.

OH, NO, CARAMEL HARDENING.

GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.

[BELL DINGS]

[GRUNTING] PATRICK?

WHAT?

CAN I GET A LITTLE HELP HERE?

OH, SURE THING, PAL.

HEY, EVERYBODY, MAKE SOME ROOM.

THE FLOOR'S ALL YOURS.

KNOCK 'EM DEAD, KID.

NO, PATRICK, I... [SIGHS].

[NERVOUS CHUCKLE]

[ALL GASP]

SO BRIGHT.

HONEY, LOOK AWAY.

[GROANING]

SpongeBob: EH, HEH-HEH.

[SARCASTIC]: NICE JOB.

Australian Fish: YOUR HIDEOUSLY WHITE SKIN

JUST RUINED THE PARTY- LOOK AT YOU.

...DO YOU HUG YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT SKIN?

[CROWD GRUMBLES LOUDLY]

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY CRASHED YOUR PARTY?

CRAIG?

I HAVE SEEN THIS ONLY ONE OTHER TIME.

IT'S THE ULTIMATE TAN.

HE'S...

...SUN BLEACHED.

[ALL GASP]

[GASPS] SUN BLEACHED?

THIS YOUNG MAN... [CLEARS THROAT]

THIS YOUNG HERO

SHOULD BE PRAISED FOR HIS DEDICATION

TO "TAN-LINESS".

HOORAY.

[CROWD CHEERS]

IF YOU GUYS ARE FEELIN' IT

WE SHOULD ALL FOLLOW IN HIS FOOTSTEPS.

[CHEERING]

Craig: FRANKIE, CRANK IT UP.

French Man: TWO HOURS LATER.

[SIZZLING]

BUT PATRICK, DO YOU THINK MAYBE

TOO MUCH SUN IS A BAD THING?

Patrick: WHATEVER.

I JUST GO WITH THE FLOW.

[♪...]

[CHILDREN LAUGHING]