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ARE YA READY, KIDS?Kids: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

I CAN'T HEARYOU.

Kids: [SHOUTING] AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

♪ OHH...

♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? ♪

Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

Captain: ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE ♪

Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

Captain: ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHIN' YOU WISH ♪

Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

Captain: ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪

Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

Captain: ♪ READY?

All: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

Captain: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

[CAPTAIN LAUGHING]

[WHISTLING]

[WAVES CRASHING... SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]

[♪...]

[REGISTER BEEPS]

PRICE CHECK ON INDUSTRIAL SIZE ECONO-PACK OF RAW FIBER.

IT GOES IN LIKE STEEL WOOL

BUT COMES OUT LIKE AN ANGEL FROM HEAVEN.

PLEASE, TELL ME MORE.

OOH, WELL, THIS ONE TIME...

NOT REALLY.

I DIDN'T THINK SO.

OH, WAIT, I ALMOST FORGOT ME COUPONS.

THERE'S A COUPLE DOUBLE ONES IN THERE, TOO.

SIR, THESE EXPIRED OVER 30 YEARS AGO.

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

IT MEANS THEY'RE NOT GOOD.

SIR, I'LL JUST THROW THOSE AWAY FOR YOU.

NO, WAIT, I'LL TAKE 'EM.

[BEEPING]

OK, SIR, YOUR CHANGE TODAY

IS GOING TO BE EXACTLY 10 CENTS.

COME TO PAPA, COME TO PAPA.

HOORAY!

TWO NICKELS.

[LAUGHING... GASPS]

HEY, THAT'S SPONGEBOB OUT THERE.

WHAT IN BLUE BLAZES IS THAT BOY UP TO?

[SHRIEKS]

WELL, I'LL BE A GERIATRIC JELLYFISH.

SPONGEBOB FOUND A PENNY.

A BRIGHT, SHINY PENNY JUST SITTING THERE

AND HE PICKED IT RIGHT UP.

[SIGHS] I CAN REMEMBER THE WHOLE THING

AS IF IT HAD JUST HAPPENED A MOMENT AGO.

SIR, SIR?

SIR? WHAT?

YOU'RE HOLDING UP THE LINE.

OH, I AM? Fish: HEY.

NEXT, PLEASE.

INTERESTING HOW THINGS WORK OUT THAT WAY.

SOME FOLKS JUST WALK ALONG AND STUMBLE OVER FREE MONEY

WHILE OTHERS... OTHERS, THEY WORK.

HEY, MOMMY, LOOK AT THAT WEIRD GUY

IN THE CAR OVER THERE.

BILLY, MOMMY'S WATCHING THE ROAD RIGHT NOW.

I MEAN, WHY COULDN'T IHAVE JUST WALKED ALONG AND FOUND IT?

I HAVE LEGS TOO, YOU KNOW.

[EXHAUSTED]: OOH.

HOW 'BOUT A LITTLE MUSIC?

[CASH REGISTER RINGS]

[GASPS]: OH, WHA!

OK, OK, GET A GRIP, KRABS.

JUST CONCENTRATE ON DRIVING.

[CASH REGISTER RINGS]

AH!

[TIRES SQUEAL]

[HYPERVENTILATING]

OK.

GETTING ALL WORKED UP OVER ONE LITTLE COIN.

[LAUGHING]

AH, MUST JUST BE THE FULL MOON.

WAIT A SECOND.

[CASH REGISTER RINGS]

[SCREAMS]

I GOTTA

HAVE THAT

PENNY!

GOOD MORNING, SPONGEBOB.

GOOD MORNING, MR. KRABS.

FIND ANYTHING SPECIAL, LATELY?

YEAH-YES.

REALLY? YUP.

AND YOU WANT TO SHARE IT

WITH YOUR OLD UNCLE KRABS, DON'T YOU, BOY?

OF COURSE.

GREAT.

WELL, SHARE IT WITH ME.

[LAUGHING]

I ALREADY AM SHARING IT WITH YOU, MR. KRABS.

WHAT?

THE THING I FOUND

WAS A BRIGHT, SHINY

NEW DAY!

WELL, I'LL BE IN THE KITCHEN IF YOU NEED ME.

Spongebob: MORNING, SQUIDWARD.

DON'T TALK TO ME.

MR. KRABS SEEMS TO BE IN A GOOD MOOD TODAY.

THAT COUNTS AS TALKING.

WHOA, HELLO AGAIN, MR. KRABS.

HELLO, SPONGEBOB.

WHAT CAN I DO YOU FOR?

CAN I BORROW A PENNY? A PENNY?

SURE.

HM, SORRY.

ALL OUT OF PENNIES RIGHT NOW.

BUT DID YOU CHECK ALL YOUR POCKETS?

WELL, I THOUGHT I DID.

FRONT POCKETS?

HM, NO. BACK?

UM-UM. SHIRT POCKETS?

NADA. SHOE POCKETS?

[LAUGHING]

SHOE POCKETS.

OH, MR. KRABS, THAT IS JUST RIDICULOUS.

IT IS?

OH, I DO HAVE A TIE POCKET, THOUGH.

NO, NOT IN THERE, EITHER.

HEY, MAYBE IT FELL IN YOUR SOCK.

WELL, I... DID YOU CHECK THERE?

[MUTTERING]: IT'S JUST GOTTA

BE IN THERE SOMEWHERE

TO GET, TO GET THAT...

UH... HEY, LOOK.

IT'S MY BRAIN.

HEY, WHERE'S IT GOING?

Spongebob: OH, THERE.

Spongebob: LOOK THERE, LOOK THAT WAY... THERE.

Both: I GOT IT.

Spongebob: I GOT IT, I GOT IT, I GOT IT.

AHA.

[DEEP BREATH]

UGH.

[LAUGHING]

Spongebob: NOT SO FAST, LITTLE GUY.

[BABY TALK]: THERE YOU GO...

...LOOK, HUH?

YES, I KNOW.

[MUTTERING]

UH... WHAT'S A MATTER, MR. KRABS?

DIDN'T YOU KNOW I WAS A BRAIN WHISPERER?

SO, UH, NO PENNY, HUH? NOPE.

DARN.

[HAMMERING... POWER DRILL]

SQUIDWARD, THESE DEAFENING CONSTRUCTION SOUNDS

ARE PREVENTING ME FROM WORKING.

ME TOO.[JACKHAMMER CLAMORS]

YOU THINK WE SHOULD WALK OUT BACK TO INVESTIGATE?

NEVER.

Spongebob: THE SOUNDS WERE COMING FROM BACK HERE.

WHAT THE!

CAREFUL WITH THOSE MARQUEE LETTERS.

HEY, MR. KRABS, YOU MADE YOUR OWN MOVIE THEATER.

YES, I DID. YAY!

AND YOU'RE JUST IN TIME FOR THE GRAND OPENING.

STEP RIGHT UP, FOLKS.

AND WITNESS A SPELLBINDING TALE CHOCKFUL OF ADVENTURE.

AND ACTION...

AND THRILLS.

YOU KNOW, I'M NOT REALLY HUNGRY.

YEAH, LET'S GO SEE WHAT THIS FAT GUY IS YELLING ABOUT.

WITNESS THE TERRIFYING CHALLENGES

OVERCOME BY, BY...

BY WHO?

BY, UH...

BY A PLUCKY YOUNG SPONGE.

JUST LIKE ME.

THAT'S RIGHT.

AND THE BEST PART IS

ADMISSION IS ONLY ONE PENNY.

DOES A MOVIE LIKE THAT EVEN EXIST?

YEAH, DOES IT?

UM... WELL, ACTUALLY, I WAS GONNA SHOW YOU THIS FLIP BOOK.

A FLIP BOOK.

YEAH, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS!

NO, WAIT...[DISGRUNTLED CHATTER]

NO!

MR. KRABS, CAN I SEE THE MOVIE NOW...

[SOBBING] PLEASE?

OF COURSE, YOU CAN, LAD.

YOU JUST GOTTA GIVE ME ONE PENNY.

BUT, BUT... BUT WHAT?

BUT... I REALLY DON'T HAVEA PENNY.

[SCREAMS]

OH, THAT'S TOO BAD.

I REALLY WANTED TO SEE THAT MOVIE.

OH, WELL.

GOOD EVENING.

[WOLF WHISTLE]

AND... WELCOME TO THE...

KRUSTY KRAB SEMI-ANNUAL CHARITY NIGHT.

SQUIDWARD?

YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

[ANNOYED]: LET ME SHOW YOU TO YOUR TABLE.

MY TABLE?

WHOA, FANCY.

[GASPS]

MY VERY OWN NAME TAG.

[LIGHT CLICKS]

[SOFT MUSIC PLAYS]

[SIGHS]

HELLO, AND WELCOME TO A VERY IMPORTANT EVENING.

TONIGHT'S EVENT IS ENTITLED:

"PENNIES FOR THE PENNILESS."

AND BEFORE THE FOLLOWING IMAGES ARE SHOWN

I WOULD ASK EACH OF YOU

TO LOOK NOT WITH YOUR EYES

BUT WITH YOUR HEART.

Krabs: THREE DIMES.

TWO NICKELS.

ONE QUARTER.

ZERO PENNIES.

[LIGHT CLICKS]

[SNIFFLES]

AND SINCE I REALIZE THE IMAGES SEEN HERE TONIGHT

MAY BE WRETCHEDLY HIDEOUS

I AM GOING TO TELL YOU WHAT YOU CAN DO TO END THIS TRAVESTY.

YOU CAN DONATE ONE PENNY TO ME, MR. KRABS.

ALSO KNOWS AS MR. KRABS, THE MAN WHO DOESN'T HAVE ONE.

[CRYING]

[SOBBING]

MR. KRABS?

YES?

I WOULD LIKE TO DONATE A PENNY.

YOU WOULD?

IF I ONLY HAD ONE.

[CRYING...]

[KRABS SCREAMS]

[SONAR BLIPS]

[MUTTERING]

PENNY, GOT TO...

[MUTTERING]... PENNY.

NOT GONNA...

[SONAR BLIPS]

HA-HA.

[KRABS MUMBLES]

AHH!

[HYPERVENTILATING]

Krabs: HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE...

NOW WE...

HIDING IT...

SOMEWHERE.

[PANTING]

HIDING IT.

HIDING IT.

HIDING... IT.

HIDING IT?

MEOW.

WHAT'S THAT?

YOU.

YOU KNOW WHERE.

MEOW.

TELL WHERE. MEOW.

HIDING IT INSIDE.

IN THERE... SOMEWHERE.

[WHISTLING... GASPS]

MR. KRABS.

WHAT IS THIS METAL DETECTOR DOING ON THE FLOOR?

HE SHOULD ONLY BE STORED ON SPECIAL RACKS...

[GASPS] AND YOU'RE NOT WEARING YOUR METAL DETECTOR HANDLING GLOVES.

SPONGEBOB, I...

I... I, I JUST WANTED THAT PENNY

YOU FOUND ON THE STREET, YESTERDAY.

OH, I'M SORRY.

MR. KRABS, THAT WASN'T A PENNY [LAUGHS].

IT WASN'T? NO.

THAT WAS JUST A DRIED-UP PIECE OF GUM FOR MY COLLECTION.

I THINK IT'S PEPPERMINT.

[LAUGHS]: AHA!

[LAUGHING]

AH-HOO... OH-HO.

I FEEL SO RELIEVED.

THERE WAS NO PENNY AFTER ALL.

AH, WELL, I'LL BE GOING NOW.

YOU CAN KEEP THE METAL DETECTOR, SPONGEBOB- SEE YA.

THANKS, MR. KRABS.

[CLOSES DOOR] HERE, GARY, YOU CAN PLAY WITH THAT.

[SNIFFS...]

HEY, THIS ISN'T GUM AT ALL.

JUST A DUMB OLD $500 BILL.

THIS WON'T GO WITH MY CHEWED-UP GUM COLLECTION.

Spongebob: AH, WELL, GOOD NIGHT, GARY.

THAT PENNY- MUST'VE BURIED IT AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.

I'LL JUST HAVE TO KEEP DIGGING.

[♪...]

Mrs. Puff: REMEMBER, CLASS...

THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO PARK A BOAT:

THE SAFE WAY.

YOU NOW SEE THE IMPORTANCE OF PROPER STEERING[FISH SNORES]

AND A PROPERLY CALIBRATED ANCHOR.

WHICH BRINGS US TO THE SUBJECT OF

RUDDER MAINTENANCE.

[BELL RINGS][STUDENTS CHEER]

BARNACLES, JUST AS WE WERE GETTING TO THE NITTY-GRITTY.

WAIT A MINUTE.

[SKIDDING]

[GLASS SHATTERS]

REMEMBER, WE WILL NOT BE HERE TOMORROW.

WE WILL BE GOING ON A FIELD TRIP TO THE BOATING MUSEUM.

NOW RUN ALONG, KIDS.

Students: YAY!

WOW, THE BOATING MUSEUM.

MAYBE TOMORROW IF I CAN IMPRESS MRS. PUFF

WITH AN EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF BOATING HISTORY

SHE'LL GIVE ME A BOATING LICENSE ON THE SPOT.

[LAUGHING]

VROOM-VROOM.[TIRES SQUEAL]

SEE YOU TOMORROW, MRS. P.

[SPONGEBOB LAUGHS]

NEPTUNE, GIVE ME STRENGTH.

LET'S SEE...

HUH, THERE SHE IS.

WHOA!

OH! MEOW.

[LOUD SIGH] MEOW?

WHAT IS THIS, GARY?

WHY IT'S THE COMPLETE HISTORY OF ALL BOATING EVER

AND I'M GOING TO MEMORIZE IT TONIGHT

FOR THE BIG FIELD TRIP TOMORROW. MEOW.

I'M PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF READING 7,400 PAGES

AND STILL GETTING MY REQUIRED EIGHT HOURS OF SLEEP

BEFORE THE BUS PICKS ME UP PROMPTLY AT 8:00 A.M. TOMORROW.

NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'D LIKE TO GET STARTED.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE

WHAT THIS LITTLE PAMPHLET IS ALL ABOUT.

CHAPTER ONE:

"IN THE BEGINNING, NEPTUNE CREATED THE SAIL.

French Man: 7:59 A.M.

"...BUT SUCH TRAGEDIES WILL BE AVOIDED

WITH THE FLYING BOAT OF THE FUTURE... THE END."

TIME FOR A LITTLE SHUT-EYE BEFORE...

[HORN BLOWS]

MRS. PUFF, CAN'T THIS WAIT TILL TOMORROW?

HANG ON A MINUTE.

THIS IS TOMORROW.

WAIT, WAIT.

HEY!

MRS. PUFF...

PLEASE STOP THE BUS.

[TAPPING]

WHAT WAS THAT?

NOTHING, UH...

JUST KEEP DRIVING. [TAPPING]

STEP ON IT!

Spongebob: WAIT!

WHEW.

[SMACK]

[SCREAMS]

[SPONGEBOB THUDS]

NO WORRIES, I MADE IT.

SPONGEBOB, YOU LOOK TERRIBLE.

I ASSURE YOU, I AM WELL-RESTED AND READY TO LEARN.

WHO KNOWS, MRS. PUFF, BEFORE THE DAY IS OUT

YOU MAY HAVE LEARNED SOMETHING YOURSELF.

[SNIFF... RETCHES]

HEY, MRS. PUFF?

YES, SPONGEBOB?

I MADE THIS FOR YOU. MADE WHAT?

THIS- THE H.M.S. PINAFORE.

AT 1/8,427 SCALE, OF COURSE.

THANK YOU, SPONGEBOB.

MRS. PUFF? YES, SPONGEBOB.

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY ROWERS IT TAKES TO PROPEL A TRIREME?

WELL, THAT WOULD BE...

DO YOU KNOW WHICH BOAT IS THE FASTEST ON RECORD?

WASN'T THAT THE...

DID YOU KNOW THAT IN THE FUTURE

ALL BOATS WILL BE POWERED BY DOLPHIN MANURE?

DID YOU KNOW THAT THE H.M.S. BLUETOES WAS ORIGINALLY

A RACING BOAT BEFORE IT BECAME THE ROYAL FAMILY'S PRIVATE YACHT?

DO YOU KNOW WHAT SCUTTLING IS?

WHAT'S BIGGER- A FLOTILLA OR A FLEET?

DID YOU KNOW...

EVER BEEN ON A PONT... OHH...

[CRASH] OW.

WE'RE HERE.

[DUCK QUACKS]

Mrs. Puff: WELCOME, CLASS, TO THE BOATING MUSEUM.

THIS ENORMOUSVESSEL

WAS ONCE THE LARGEST IN ALL THE SEAS.

BUT NOW THAT IT'S BEEN CONVERTED INTO A MUSEUM

IT NO LONGER MOVES.

ACTUALLY IT GETS TAKEN TO PORT ONCE A YEAR FOR MAINTENANCE.

IF YOU DON'T MIND, SPONGEBOB

I'LLBE DOING THE TEACHING TODAY.

NO PROBLEMO, MRS. P.

Mrs. Puff: HERE IT IS, CLASS.

THE MOST EXTENSIVE COLLECTION

OF SEAFARING HISTORY EVER ASSEMBLED.

FROM GIANT NAVAL VESSELS

TO MORE MODEST CRAFT, LIKE THIS CLAMMING BOAT.

I'D SAY THIS BABY CAN HOLD UP TO 10 CLAM FISHERS.

UH, SURE, SPONGEBOB.

WHY, I BET THEY REEL IN UP TO 50 CLAMS A DAY.

MOVING ALONG.

OVER HERE WE HAVE THE "SANDY NUB."

IT WAS A CARGO SHIP USED TO BRING BACK EXOTIC SPICES

FROM FARAWAY LANDS.

[SPONGEBOB LAUGHS]

WITH TWO DIRECT ACTING STEAM TURBINES

PRODUCING 6,500 HORSEPOWER

GEARED UP TO TRIPLE SCREWS.

IT'LL GET YOUR SPICES WHERE THEY NEED TO GO.

[ANNOYED]: THANK YOU, AGAIN, SPONGEBOB.

IT'S WORKING.

SHE'S NOTICING MY VAST KNOWLEDGE.

I CAN NOW TASTE THE SWEET, SWEET LAMINATION OF A FRESH BOATING LICENSE.

THIS CLASS...

IS THE "LADY SCALLION."

NAMED AFTER THE CAPTAIN'S STRICT DIET OF SCALLIONS

OF WHICH THE CREW COMPLAINED AND THE CAPTAIN'S ODOR STRONGLY RESEMBLED.

FOR FOUR YEARS THIS BRIGANTINE

EXPLORED DISTANT LANDS

DISCOVERING PLACES UNKNOWN TO ANYONE BESIDES THE PEOPLE

WHO ALREADY LIVED THERE.

[GROANING]: OOH.

ARE YOU READY TO GIVE ME THAT LICENSE YET, MRS. PUFF?

OH, YOU'RE GONNA GET IT, ALL RIGHT.

I KNEW IT.

[MUSIC PLAYS THROUGHOUT]

[CHEERING]

[♪...]

[EXHAUSTED]: OK, THIS IS THE END OF THE TOUR.

ANYTHING TO ADD, SPONGEBOB?

SPONGEBOB?

OH, BOY, HERE IT IS, THE MAIN CONTROLS.

JUST LOOK AT ALL THIS STUFF.

THERE'S THE TRIPLE OSCILLATOR

AND THERE'S THE HOIST PULLEY, AND THERE'S THE BOOBY TRAP.

AND THERE'S THE LONG RANGE MAST KNOB.

AND THERE'S A HOT DOG WITH EXTRA MUSTARD.

[LOUD GASP]

AND THERE IS THE STARTER MECHANISM.

THAT, RIGHT THERE.

A-C.

THAT'S SHORT FOR AUTOMATIC "CAUSITION AUTO".

AND THAT'S FANCY-FANCY TALK FOR

LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED...

LIKE INSTANTLY.

DEH-DEH-DEH, DEH-DEH, DAH.[WIND HOWLING]

DEH-DEH-DEH, DAH.

[SCREAMS]

WHOO.

[SIREN ALERT BLARES]

[ENGINES START]

[HORN BLOWS]

[KLAXON SOUNDS]

[WIND RUSHING]

MAN, I'M GLAD THAT'S OVER.

[LOW HUM]

OH, THAT'S A NICE TOUCH.

WHAT A SOOTHING PROJECTION SCREEN.

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACH]

THAT'S NOT A PROJECTION SCREEN.

SPONGEBOB, STOP IT RIGHT NOW.

YES, MA'AM [WHIMPERS].

OH, SWEET POSEIDON.

MOVE ASIDE.

I GOTTA STOP THIS SHIP BEFORE IT PLOWS INTO BIKINI BOTTOM.

OH, UH, LET'S SEE.

THE FIRST THING TO TURN OFF IS THE, UH, OHH...

...DEAR NEPTUNE.

I'VE NEVER DRIVEN ANYTHING THIS ADVANCED BEFORE.

SPONGEBOB, I HOPE YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT

BECAUSE IT'S UP TO YOU KNOW.

OK.

Mrs. Puff: WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.

IN A FEW MINUTES WE'LL BE FLATTENING

MILLIONS OF INNOCENT LIVES.

INNOCENT LIVES?

AND YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN SAVE THEM.

THE ONLY ONE

THAT CAN SAVE THEM?

YES, NOW, WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO IS

TIGHTEN THE GURNEYS.

THEN SURVEY THE POOP DECK.

THEN... STOP.

I KNOW WHAT TO DO.

I READ A BOOK.

CHAPTER ONE: "BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES."

NEXT, LOWER ANCHOR.

NO, THE ANCHOR'S STUCK.

I'M GOING TO HAVE TO FREE IT MANUALLY.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

[SPONGEBOB YELLS]

[GROANS]

[HORSE WHINNIES]

DOH!

[PANTING]

DONE AND DONE.

THIRDLY: "UTTER A HEARTY SEAMAN'S LAUGH".

[MANLY LAUGH]

OH, MY GRAVY.

HE EVEN KNOWS THE HEARTY LAUGH.

HE HASBEEN DOING HIS HOMEWORK.

[HEARTY LAUGH]

AND FINALLY, THE COUP DE GRAÂCE.

THE ONLY WAY TO PARK THE LARGEST SHIP EVER BUILT

IS BY PERFORMING THE REVERSE SEVEN/20 TAILSPIN.

[GASPS]

BUT THAT'S NEVER EVEN BEEN ATTEMPTED BEFORE.

YOU'RE RIGHT, IT HASN'T.

NOT UNTIL NOW.

[TIRES SQUEAL]

[CLINK]

[SIGHS] [SIGHS]

[BOTH PANTING]

SPONGEBOB, I DON'T KNOW HOW

BUT YOU DID IT.

YOU SAVED US ALL.

Mrs. Puff: OH, LET'S GET OFF THIS THING.

AND THE WAY YOU PULLED THE ANCHOR OUT... GENIUS.

I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THIS BUT...

HERE'S YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE.

[TRUMPET FANFARE... CHOIR SINGS]

[SCREAMS]

[GASPS]

OH, BOY.

AT LONG LAST.

Man: WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE?

HUH? HUH?

NO ONE SHOULD BE ON BOARD

WHILE I'M TUGGING THE MUSEUM INTO PORT.

YOU MEAN, HE WASN'T DRIVING THIS THING AT ALL?

HECK, NO.

NOW, DON'T GET SO DOWN, KID.

LOOK, FOR YOUR FALSE BRAVERY

I'M GIVING YOU YOUR HONORARY SEA LEGS, OK?

COME ON, LET ME BUY YOU AN ICE CREAM.

[ALERT DINGS]

OH, GOSH... [LAUGHS] HEADLIGHTS ARE ON.

Both: DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING, YOU TWIT!

RUN!

[GASPS]

GOOD THING YOU STUDIED.

[♪...]

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