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ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

Kids: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

I CAN'T HEARYOU.

Kids: [SHOUTING] AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

Captain: ♪ OHH... ♪

♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? ♪

Kids: ♪ WHOBOB WHATPANTS ♪

Captain: ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE ♪

Kids: ♪ WHOBOB WHATPANTS ♪

Captain: ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHIN' YOU WISH ♪

Kids: ♪ WHOBOB WHATPANTS ♪

Captain: ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪

Kids: ♪ WHOBOB WHATPANTS ♪

Captain: ♪ READY? ♪

All: ♪ WHOBOB WHATPANTS ♪

♪ WHOBOB WHATPANTS ♪

♪ WHOBOB WHATPANTS ♪

Captain: ♪ WHOBOB WHATPANTS ♪

[CAPTAIN LAUGHING]

[WHISTLING]

[WAVES CRASHING... GULLS SQUAWKING]

Man: PATCHY THE PIRATE PRESENTS...

AHOY, IT'S A SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS SPECIAL.

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[FOGHORN BLOWS]

GOOD MORNING, GARY.

GOOD MORNING, MR. MAILMAN.

'MORNING, SPONGEBOB.

AH, IT ISA GOOD MORNING, ISN'T IT?

[HORN HONKS]

[CRASHING NOISE OUTSIDE][SPONGEBOB SINGS TO HIMSELF]

ISN'T LIFE GREAT, GARY?

OH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY.

I HAVE THE BEST FRIENDS...

AH, STAY AWAY!

OH, ANOTHER SPONGEBOB NIGHTMARE.

...THE BEST JOB.

HE'S ALREADY 10 SECONDS LATE.

I'M DOCKING HIM A MONTH'S PAY FOR THIS.

AND, OF COURSE, THE BESTEST PET.

[MOANS]

OOH...

[GARY GROANS]

[GROWLS]

[GARY HISSES AND SCREECHES, CRASHING NOISES]

I'M SORRY!

I'M SORRY!

Patrick: HI, SPONGEBOB.

HEY, PATRICK, HOW GOES IT?

WELL, IT WASGOING GREAT UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP.

WHAT IS THAT?

OH, JUST A BIRTHDAY CAKE FOR MY MOM.

THAT I SPENT ALL DAY BAKING.

IDIOT BOY.

OOH, THAT'S THE FIRST TIME SOMEBODY'S CALLED ME THAT.

WAIT, I KNOW WHO WILL ENJOY MY COMPANY.

SQUIDWARD...

DON'T YOU EVERWAKE ME FROM MY BEAUTY SLEEP, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

IDIOT BOY.

WHOO-EE, IT'S ALL DONE.

MY GREATEST INVENTION YET.

SANDY, WHAT A NEAT ROBOT.

NO...

I CAN EXPLAIN, YOU SEE, I WAS UP IN A TREE

AND I THOUGHT IT'D BE FUNNY IF I GAVE YOU A SURPRISE.

OH, YOU GAVE ME A SURPRISE, ALL RIGHT.

LOOK AT THE SURPRISE I GOT!

GET OUT OF HERE... IDIOT BOY.

[SNIFFLES] WELL, I GUESS THAT MEANS THERE'S ONLY ONE PLACE LEFT TO GO.

A PLACE WHERE I'M WANTED WHETHER THEY LIKE IT OR NOT.

SPONGEBOB WORK-PANTS REPORTING FOR DUTY, MR. KRABS.

HURRY UP AND GET IN THERE, BOY, PATTIES NEED FLIPPIN'.

NO WORRIES, CAP'N.

[CRASHING NOISE]

[SIGHS]

OOPS, EH, ALL IN A DAY'S WORK.

NOW BACK TO DOING WHAT I DO BEST.

NO WAY I CAN MESS THIS UP- WHOA-OH-OH...

[CHUCKLES] MR. DOLLAR, ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE YOU TO MRS. DOLLAR.

"WELL, HELLO THERE." [MAKES KISSING NOISES]

[SPONGEBOB SCREAMS IN BACKGROUND...]

WHAT THE BARNACLES IS GOING ON?!

MR. KRABS, HELP...

[MR. KRABS SCREAMS...]

MR. KRABS, ARE YOU OK?

[GROANS] I'M FINE.

AS LONG AS ME MONEY'S OK.

Mr. Money: ALTHOUGH WE'VE ONLY KNOWN EACH OTHER A SHORT TIME

I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW, I LOVE YOU.

[MR. AND MRS. MONEY CRY]

[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]

IF I WERE YOU, I'D GET AS FAR AWAY FROM ME AS POSSIBLE.

IDIOT BOY.

[SHUDDERS] I GUESS THAT'S IT, THEN.

IF MR. KRABS IS CALLING ME "IDIOT BOY," IT MUST BE TRUE.

I KNOW WHAT MUST BE DONE.

[SOBS...]

[SPONGEBOB CRIES...]

[SIGHS]

I'VE SOMEHOW MANAGED TO MAKE EVERYONE MAD AT ME.

AT LEAST YOU STILL LIKE ME, RIGHT, GAR'?

[HISSES]

[SIGHS] I'LL MISS YOU TOO, BUDDY.

THERE'S A YEAR'S SUPPLY OF SNAIL FOOD FOR YOU.

GOOD-BYE, PINEAPPLE.

GOOD-BYE, SQUIDWARD.

GOOD-BYE, PATRICK.

GOOD-BYE, SANDY.

GOOD-BYE, BIKINI BOTTOM.

GOOD-BYE, LIFE AS I KNOW IT.

"WELCOME TO BIKINI BOTTOM, POPULATION 538."

MINUS ONE.

[REPEATING] IDIOT BOY, IDIOT BOY, IDIOT BOY...

IDIOT BOY, IDIOT BOY, IDIOT BOY...

IDIOT BOY-

[TAUNTING]

[GRUNTING]

[HOOTING]

[SCREAMS]

[GASPS]

WHOA!

[SCREAMS]

OOH, BOY, THAT'S QUITE A LUMP.

[GRUNTS]

[SLURPING NOISE]

PATRICK, WHERE'S SPONGEBOB?

I DON'T KNOW.

I'VE BEEN KNOCKING ON HIS DOOR FOR THREE HOURS

I NEED HIS HOT SAUCE FOR MY MILKSHAKE.

WE AIN'T GOT TIME FOR THAT, HAI-YAH!

[GARY MEOWS]

GARY, WHERE ARE YOU, LITTLE GUY?

[GARY MEOWS]

GARY, GARY?

[GARY MEOWS]

GARY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

[MEOWS]

Sandy: A NOTE.

"TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN.

"IF YOU'VE FOUND THIS LETTER

"THAT MEANS GARY'S FOOD BOWL IS EMPTY AND THAT IT NEEDS TO BE REFILLED.

"IT ALSO MEANS IT'S BEEN APPROXIMATELY ONE YEAR SINCE I'VE SPLIT TOWN

"AND NO ONE'S NOTICED TILL NOW.

"NO ONE NEEDS TO WORRY, I WON'T BOTHER ANYONE AGAIN.

"SINCERELY, SPONGEBOB.

A.K.A. IDIOT BOY."

Man: I COULD USE THIS.

Woman: YEAH, I LIKE THESE HERE.

Man: MM, THIS IS TOP QUALITY, TOP QUALITY.

HELLO, THERE, WHAT'S GOING ON?

WHAT'S GOING ON?

OH, WE THOUGHT YOU WERE TAKING A DIRT NAP

BUT, UH, WE ORGANIZED YOUR CLOTHES FOR YOU, SPONGEBOB.

ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?

ISN'T THIS YOUR NAME?

I DON'T KNOW, IS IT?

YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR NAME?

ALL I KNOW IS I HIT MY HEAD ON SOME ROCKS.

NOW I CAN'T SEEM TO REMEMBER ANYTHING.

UH, WELL, THEN, [CHUCKLES].

I'LL REMIND YOU THAT THESE ARE NOTYOUR CLOTHES.

AND YOUR NAME ISN'TSPONGEBOB, IT'S, UH, MM...

UH, CHEESE-HEAD BROWN-PANTS, [LAUGHS], THAT'S IT.

CHEESE-HEAD, HUH?

WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT'S THIS?

Man: BUBBLES?

[SCREAMING]

I WONDER WHAT GOT INTO THEM?

[TIRES SCREECHING AND HORNS HONKING IN THE DISTANCE]

Man: WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM FOR AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT.

BIKINI BOTTOM IS LITERALLY IN A STATE OF TOTAL CHAOS TONIGHT- OW!

LITERALLY.

WE GO NOW TO NEWS SEA CHOPPER SEVEN, WHAT'S UP?

NOT LOOKING TOO GOOD UP HERE, PERCH.

THE KRUSTY KRAB IS JUST ABOUT TO COME APART AT THE HINGES.

CUSTOMERS ARE IN A RAGE OVER NOT GETTING THEIR KRABBY PATTIES.

Mr. Krabs: SQUIDWARD.

WHERE THE BARNACLES IS SPONGEBOB?

THIS PLACE IS GOING DOWN THE TOILET.

PATTIES NEED FLIPPIN'.

IF I KNEW, DO YOU THINK I'D BE STANDING HERE

GETTING YELLED AT BY A BUNCH OF MORONS?

DON'T TALK BACK TO YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER, YOU...

[GROWLING AND MUTTERING]

Sandy: SQUIDWARD, MR. KRABS, Y'ALL SEEN SPONGEBOB?

I THINK WE JUST WENT THROUGH THIS.

WHAT HE MEANS TO SAY IS, "NO, WE HAVEN'T."

WELL, APPARENTLY, HE'S LEFT BIKINI BOTTOM AND HE AIN'T COMING BACK.

LET ME SEE THAT.

"TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN..." [MUTTERS]

"AKKAH, IDIOT BOY."

IDIOT BOY?!

IT ISSPONGEBOB.

WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITHOUT ME FRY COOK?

WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITHOUT MY BEST FRIEND?

I SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN MEAN TO YOU. [CRIES]

I SHOULD'VE NEVER KICKED YOU OUT OF MY HOUSE. [CRIES]

IF I'D KNOWN THAT WAS THE LAST TIME I'D EVER SEE SPONGEBOB

I WOULD'VE SLAMMED THE DOOR IN HIS FACE EVEN HARDER.

[LAUGHS]

[PATRICK AND SANDY CRY, SQUIDWARD LAUGHS]

ALL RIGHT, GROUP MEETING.

EVERYBODY OUT.

THE KRUSTY KRAB'S CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

NOW HOW DO YOU PROPOSE WE FIND ME MONEY-MAKIN' EMPLOYEE?

[SIREN WAILS IN DISTANCE]

WHOO, I LIVE IN A DUMP.

[GRUNTS]

HEY, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE STEPPIN'.

SORRY, SIR, I WAS JUST-

I KNOW WHAT YOU WAS DOING, YOU WAS DOING

THE OL' "BUMP INTO THE SUCKER AND REACH INTO HIS POCKETS AND TAKE HIS CHANGE" ROUTINE.

WELL, IT AIN'T GONNA WORK THISTIME.

YOU WANT MONEY, GET A JOB, YOU DEADBEAT.

I'M A JOBLESS DEADBEAT?

WHAT A SAD EXISTENCE I DON'T REMEMBER I LEAD.

[GROWLING]

OOH, SEEMS LIKE I'M RUNNING ON EMPTY.

[SIGHS] NOT A PENNY TO MY NAME.

AW, I GUESS IF I WANT TO FILL THE HOLE IN MY GUT

I'LL NEED TO FILL A JOB SOMEWHERE.

"HELP WANTED"?

WELL, MR. BROWN-PANTS, YOU SEEM TO HAVE LEFT THIS ENTIRE APPLICATION BLANK.

[LAUGHS] I CAN'T REMEMBER A THING.

WELL, DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?

SPECIAL SKILLS?

OH, I CAN DO THIS...

[GASPS]

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

SORRY, SIR, BUT WE RUN A RESPECTABLE BUSINESS HERE.

OK, I GUESS THEY DON'T WANT YOU BLOWING BUBBLES

UNLESS IT DIRECTLY RELATES TO THE JOB AT HAND.

THANKS FOR THE JOB, BOSS, YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED.

THAT'S REAL SWEET, BROWN-PANTS, BUT I DON'T HEAR THAT HAMMER POUNDING.

THEN THIS MUST BE MUSIC TO YOUR EARS.

[GASPS]NEPTUNE'S SON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

YOU AREN'T DOING THAT ON MY BUILDING SITE, YOU'RE FIRED.

I DO NOTUNDERSTAND THIS.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS CITY?

MAYBE IT'S NOT THE CITY, MAYBE IT'S ME.

HEY, MISTER, LOOK AT ME, MISTER, LOOK AT ME!

IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME?

[SCREAMS]

Sandy: LISTEN UP, Y'ALL.

I'VE GOT A PLAN TO BRING BACK SPONGEBOB.

YOU DO?

YUP, AND IT INVOLVES THIS.

IT'LL TRACK ANY SPONGE WITHIN A 50-MILE RADIUS.

OH, YOU'RE SAYING THIS THING CAN ACTUALLY FINDSPONGEBOB?

YOU GOT IT, SQUID-CAKES.

BUT IT'S GONNA TAKE ALL OF US TO FIND-

[CRASHING NOISES AND SQUIDWARD GRUNTING]

[GASPING]

[BREATHES HEAVILY]

OOPS, I DROPPED IT.

[WHISTLING]

MR. SQUIDWARD!

THIS DEVICE WAS ME LAST CHANCE TO GET THIS PLACE BACK INTO SHIP-SHAPE.

AND SINCE YOU DESTROYED IT, I'M ORDERING YOUTO FIND SPONGEBOB.

[LAUGHS]

I WOULDN'T SEEK OUT THAT TWIT FOR ALL THE LEOTARDS IN THE SEA.

IF YOU DON'T FIND HIM, YOU'LL BE OUT OF A JOB FOREVER.

HA, IS THAT YOUR VERSION OF A THREAT?

OH, SQUIDWARD, DON'T FORGET YOUR RETIREMENT GIFT.

Squidward: MR. KRABS, I AM NOT INTERESTED IN ANY-

[GASPS] IS THAT A HAND-CRAFTED, JEWEL-ENCRUSTED, ORNAMENTAL EGG?

THAT'LL COMPLETE MY COLLECTION.

OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, MR. KRABS.

NOT SO FAST.

BRING BACK ME NUMBER-ONE FRY COOK FIRST.

[SHIVERING]

REAL DRAG, ISN'T IT?

HAVING TO STAND AROUND A FIRE FOR WARMTH EVERY NIGHT.

YEAH.

HEY, NOT FOR US.

WE'RE JUST WAITING IN LINE FOR A NEW VIDEO GAME.

I GUESS I AM JUST A JOBLESS DEADBEAT. [SIGHS]

YOU GUYS MIND IF I BUBBLE?

[GASPING]

YOU CAN'T DO THAT HERE.

BUT BUBBLES WILL STEADY THE OLD NERVES, WATCH.

AH, SEE, FEELING BETTER ALREADY.

[SCREAMING]

[GASPING AND SCREAMING...]

DON'T LOOK.A BUBBLE!

[SCREAMING]

[♪...][FINGERS SNAPPING RHYTHMICALLY]

[GASPS]

DO YOU HAVE ANY-

I THINK WE'VE MADE OUR POINT WITH THE SNAPPING.

AS I WAS SAYING, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO WE ARE?

UM, HOLD ON, WAIT-WAIT, DON'T STOP ME, UM-

DON'T ANSWER. [LAUGHS]

I'LL SHOW YOU.

WE CALL US THE BUBBLE-POPPIN' BOYS.

AND ARTICLE ONE OF OUR CHARTER PROHIBITS BUBBLE BLOWING ON OUR TURF.

[STAMMERS AND GRUNTS]

YOU SEE WHY WE DON'T ALLOW BUBBLES IN OUR CITY?

FORTUNATELY, WE HAVE WAYS OF DEALING WITH CARELESS BUBBLE-BLOWERS LIKE YOU.

LET'S ROUGHHIM UP, BOYS.

[HYPERVENTILATES]

WHERE'D HE GO?

AFTER HIM.

[SPONGEBOB SCREAMS]

[SPONGEBOB GASPS]

[GROWLING]

[INHALES DEEPLY]

AH, I'LL BE MAKING THIS GETAWAY IN COMFORT.

[GRUNTING AND MUTTERING]

[GASPING]

[GASPS]

[GRUNTING AND MUTTERING]

[INHALES DEEPLY]

[KNOCKING] Man: YOU, YOU DID IT!

[GRUNTS]

DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?

NO...

YOU HAVE FREED THIS CITY.

CITIZENS OF NEW KELP, COME OUT OF THE SHADOWS

'CAUSE CHEESE-BOY KICKED THE BUBBLE-POPPIN' GANG RIGHT OUT OF TOWN.

THANK YOU, CHEESE-BOY.

WHAT AN AMAZING GIFT CHEESE-BOY HAS GIVEN US.

ACTUALLY, IT'S CHEESE-HEAD.

[CAR ZOOMS AND HORN HONKS]

WELL, CHEESE-HEAD

THIS IS AN HISTORIC DAY FOR NEW KELP CITY.

YOU HAVE RID THIS CITY OF THE BUBBLE-POPPIN' BOYS.

AND RESTORED BUBBLE-BLOWING TO THE STREETS. [LAUGHS]

SOMETHING I WASN'T ABLE TO DO FOR 20 YEARS AS MAYOR.

FOR THIS, I APPOINT YOU MAYOR OF NEW KELP CITY. [CHUCKLES]

LONG LIVE MAYOR CHEESE-HEAD.

[CROWD CHEERS]

Sandy: SPONGEBOB...

SPONGEBOB...

SPONGEBOB...

[GRUNTS] BUDDY, YOU THERE?

SPONGEBOB...

MAYBE SOMEONE AT THAT TRUCK STOP HAS SEEN OUR POROUS LITTLE BUDDY.

Patrick: SPONGEBOB!

THERE HE IS, GUYS.

HUH? SPONGEBOB!

[PATRICK LAUGHS]

OH, I KNEW I'D FIND YOU, BUDDY.

LOOK AT YOU, YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED A BIT.

LET'S GO HOME AND EAT A GALLON OF SEA-NUT BUTTER.

THAT'S NOT SPONGEBOB, PATRICK.

THERE'S SPONGEBOB.

[SCREAMS]

I'LL GET YOU OUT OF THIS CAGE, BUDDY.

YOU'RE SAFE NOW IN MY ARMS.

HUH, WELL, WHERE'D YOU GO NOW?

[CRIES]

UH, PAT?

ALL THE INK CAME OFF ON YOUR BELLY.

OH.

NOW LET'S SEE WHAT THAT LITTLE CRITTER'S UP TO.

"NEW MAYOR OF-" [GASPS]

SPONGEBOB'S MAYOR OF NEW KELP CITY.

[GENERAL CONVERSATION]

CITIZENS OF NEW KELP CITY.

I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT POLITICS OR BALANCED BUDGETS

OR HOW TO BE A "LEADER."

I'M NOT EXACTLY SURE WHAT A "MAYOR" "IS."

BUT I DO KNOW THIS, WHILE I AM WEARING THE MAYOR'S HAT

IT WILL ALWAYS BE SAFE TO BLOW BUBBLES ON THE STREETS OF NEW KELP

OR MY NAME ISN'T CHEESE-HEAD BROWN-PANTS.

[CHEERING]

CHEESE-HEAD BROWN-PANTS?

NEW KELP CITY HAS BROWN-PANTS MANIA.

[CHEERING]

Sandy: HANG ON A MINUTE.

I DON'T MEAN TO PUT A DAMPER ON THE MOOD HERE

BUT BIKINI BOTTOM NEEDS YOU BACK, SPONGEBOB.

WHAT'S THAT?

WELL, I'M SORRY I YELLED AT YOU, BUDDY.

OH, THIS IS A SURPRISE.

SURPRISED I FOUND YOU?

NO, SURPRISED AT SEEING A TALKING WEASEL.

[GASPS] IT'S ME, SANDY.

DON'T PRETEND YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME, SPONGEBOB.

SORRY... SANDY.

BUT I'D PROBABLY REMEMBER AN UNDERWATER, TALKING WEASEL.

YOU MAY NOT REMEMBER THE WEASEL

BUT YOU HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN YOUR BEST FRIEND, HAVE YOU?

I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THAT GOT THERE.

ALL I REMEMBER IS HITTING MY HEAD, BLOWING SOME BUBBLES AND NOW, POOF, I'M MAYOR.

YOU MUST'VE LOST YOUR MEMORY WHEN YOU HIT YOUR HEAD.

YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO COME BACK WITH US TO BIKINI BOTTOM.

THE FAMILIAR SURROUNDINGS WILL BRING YOUR MEMORY RIGHT BACK.

UH, SORRY, WEASEL GIRL, I CAN'T LEAVE.

THESE PEOPLE NEED MY LEADERSHIP.

IN FACT, I'M LATE FOR A MEETING.[CROWD CHEERS]

Sandy: SPONGEBOB, WAIT!

DON'T JUST STAND THERE, GET IN.

SQUIDWARD?HURRY UP.

DECORATIVE EGG, HERE I COME.

[TIRES SCREECH, CAR ZOOMS]

HERE IT IS.

YOU MUST RECOGNIZE THIS PLACE.

NOPE.

DON'T RECOGNIZE THE KRUSTY KRAB?

STOP YOUR KIDDING, BOY.

AND START FRYING UP THEM PATTIES.

I WAS A FRY COOK BEFORE?

AYE, THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS.

NOW GET FLIPPIN'.

LOOK, GUYS, AS MUCH AS I'D LOVE TO

TOIL THE DAYS AWAY FLIPPING BURGERS

I THINK I'LL JUST GO BACK TO MY MODEST JOB AS MAYOR OF A MAJOR CITY.

WHOO-HOO-HOO, SPONGEBOB'S LEAVING FOR REAL THIS TIME.

MR. KRABS, I BROUGHT BACK YOUR NUMBER-ONE FRY COOK

YOUGOTTA PAY UP.

ALL RIGHT, MR. SQUIDWARD, A DEAL'S A DEAL.

HERE'S YOUR FANCY EGG.

OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.["HALLELUJAH CHORUS" PLAYS]

[GIGGLES]

[GRUNTS]

NO...

[STAMMERS]

[GRUNTS AND MOANS]

YOU OK, SPONGEBOB?

[GRUNTS] YEAH, JUST A BIT OF A HEADACHE, SANDY.

HEY, I REMEMBER THIS PLACE.

SPONGEBOB'S BACK.

WE'RE REALLY SORRY WE RAN YOU OUT OF TOWN, BOY.

BUT WE'RE GLAD YOU'RE BACK.

I'D REALLY LOVE TO STAY, BUT THE PEOPLE OF NEW KELP CITY NEED THEIR MAYOR.

GOOD-BYE, EVERYONE.

HUH? WHAT?OH, NOT AGAIN.

HE'S LEAVING... AGAIN.

Man on TV: Stop what you're doing and don't go out that door.

This is a K-N-K-C special report.

Panic in the streets of New Kelp City

as rampant bubbles bring visibility down to zero.

The angry citizens here blame the apocalyptic scene

on Mayor Cheese-head Brown-pants and his newly-enacted bubble policy.

If I ever see Mayor Brown-pants again

I'm gonna grab his little, yellow head

and literally rip his-

[TONE BEEPS]

WHERE'S SPONGEBOB?

[BELL DINGS] SpongeBob: ORDER UP.

WHO WANTS TO BE A DUMB OLD MAYOR WHEN YOU'RE THE BEST FRY COOK IN TOWN?

[LAUGHS] AND HOW COULD I EVER LEAVE BEHIND MY BESTEST FRIEND?

OH, BOY, OH, BOY, OH, BOY...

KRABBY PATTY.

SPONGEBOB, ANOTHER MASTERPIECE.

IT'S GREAT TO HAVE YOU BACK, SPONGEY.

[SIGHS]

LOOKS LIKE I'M BACK IN BIKINI BOTTOM FOREVER.

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