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ARE YA READY, KIDS?Kids: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

I CAN'T HEARYOU.

Kids: [SHOUTING] AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

♪ OHH...

♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? ♪

Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

Captain: ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE ♪

Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

Captain: ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHIN' YOU WISH ♪

Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

Captain: ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪

Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

Captain: ♪ READY?

All: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

Captain: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

[CAPTAIN LAUGHING]

[WHISTLING]

[WAVES CRASHING... SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]

[♪...]

[CHILDREN TALKING BOISTEROUSLY]

[BIRD TWITTERING]

Patrick: SPONGEBOB...

SPONGEBOB.

[PATRICK BLUBBERING]

OOH.

SPONGEBOB...

YOU FORGOT TO TELL ME YOU WERE LEAVING.

WELL, PATRICK, I... GUESS THIS IS...

[SOBBING]

I'M GONNA MISS YOU, BUDDY.

ME TOO, PATRICK, ME TOO.

♪ SUN FUN ISLAND, IT'S SO FUN ♪

♪ SUN FUN ISLAND, HERE WE COME

♪ SUN FUN ISLAND...

[CROWD CHEERS]

♪ SUN FUN ISLAND, WE CAN'T WAIT ♪

[CRYING]

[CAMPERS CONTINUE]: ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA, LA

♪ LA-LA, LA, LA...

[CRYING CONTINUES...]

[SHIP HORN SOUNDS]

[METAL DOOR CLANKS]

OH, PATRICK, IF I HAD ONLY KNOWN HOW HARD

NOT SAYING GOOD-BYE COULD BE.

[LOUD GASP]

[STRAINING]

WELL, SEE YOU LATER, BUD.

PATRICK, THAT'S IT.

YOU CAN COME WITH ME TO SUMMER CAMP.

THEN I NEVER HAVE TO SAY GOOD-BYE.

SUMMER CAMP?

BUT I'M NOT EVEN READY YET.

HOW 'BOUT NOW? YUP?

THIS STUFF IS JUST MY CARRY-ON, PORTER.

THE REST OF MY THINGS ARE RIGHT OVER THERE.

[IRRITATED MOANING]

Patrick: WHEE...

OH, AND PORTER... THANKS.

[GROANS]

[HORN BLOWS]

[HORN BLOWS]

Campers: ♪ SUN FUN ISLAND, WE CAN'T WAIT ♪

BOY, THAT LOOKS LIKE A BORING BOAT TO BE ON, HUH, GUYS?

GUYS?

[THUNDERCLAP]

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACH]

WELCOME TO INFERNO ISLAND.

YAY! YAY!

WHAT IN THE SEVEN SEAS JUST ASSAULTED MY EAR DRUMS?

COULD THAT HAVE BEEN AN UNREQUESTED SOUND OFF?

WELL, IT MUST HAVE BEEN MY IMAGINATION?

AND YOU CAN ALL THANK YOUR LUCKY STARS

THAT I HAVE A VERY ACTIVE IMAGINATION

BECAUSE IT SO HAPPENS THAT IT IS MY SWORN DUTY

TO THINK OF FUN THINGS TO DO

WITH THE TRASH THAT SOCIETY HAS THROWN AWAY.

I ALWAYS PREFER TO RECYCLE.

HOLY FISH PASTE.

WE GOT OURSELVES A COUPLE OF RABBLE ROUSERS.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME, SON?

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.

AND ARE YOU A RABBLE ROUSER?

FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK.

ONCE I... WELL, I HOPE YOU ARE...

BECAUSE YOU SURE LOOK MIGHT TASTY.

AND IT'S TOO SOON AFTER BREAKFAST

FOR ME TO WANT TO CHEW SOMEBODY'S HEAD OFF.

ACTUALLY, I AM A LITTLE HUNGRY.

HUNGRY?

BARNEY, FETCH THESE TWO POOR HUNGRY SOULS A SNACK.

ON THE DOUBLE!

Both: MMM... [SOUNDS OF EATING]

OH, THESE GUYS ARE TOUGH.

THE FOOD COMA IS SETTING IN.

YEAH, I COULD USE A NAP.

DID YOU SAY A NAP?

WELL, I KNOW THE PERFECT PLACE FOR YOU TWO

TO GO DIGEST THAT MEAL.

...COUPLE DAYS IN THE HOLE NEVER HURT ANYBODY.

THIS CAMP IS VERY UPSCALE.

[INSECTS BUZZING]

I HAD NO IDEA THEY HAD A HOT TUB.

Man: THREE DAYS LATER.

ALL RIGHT, LET 'EM OUT.

NOW PAY ATTENTION, WORMS.

WATCH THE WAY THEY CRAWL OUT ON THEIR BELLIES

BEGGING FOR MERCY.

AND SEE WHAT'S WAITING FOR YOU

NEXT TIME YOU FOUL UP THE SAME WAY THESE TWO DID.

IT WAS QUITE AN ENJOYABLE SOAK...

[PATRICK BELCHES]

THAT IS UNTIL THIS GUY GOT THIRSTY

AND DECIDED TO DRINK THE BATH WATER.

NOT BAD.

EXCEPT FOR THIS AFTERTASTE.

[COUGHING AND MOANING]

SHUT YOUR TRAPS, ALL OF YOU.

BECAUSE OF THAT LITTLE OUTBURST

I AM GOING TO TREAT YOU ALL

TO AN ACTIVITY SO HEART-WRENCHINGLY BORING

AND PHYSICALLY EXHAUSTING

THAT IT IS GUARANTEED TO RENDER YOUR SOULS

BROKEN BEYOND REPAIR.

YAY.YAY.

THIS IS A PRETTY FUN CAMP GAME, HUH, PATRICK?

YEAH.

IT'S MADE EVEN MORE

FUN AND CHALLENGING BY THE FACT THAT WE'RE

WEARING THESE HEAVY ANKLE WEIGHTS.

[THUNDERCLAP]

Warden: GOOD NIGHT, LADIES.

[PRISONERS MOANING...]

Man: MY CORNS WON'T STOP RINGING.

Man 2: I MISS MY RUBBER DUCKY.

[SIGHS]

WHAT'S WRONG, SPONGEBOB?

THE OTHER CAMPERS JUST AREN'T HAVING AS MUCH FUN AS YOU AND ME.

IF ONLY WE COULD THINK OF SOME SORT OF GROUP ACTIVITY

THAT WE COULD ALL DO TOGETHER.

THEN WE'D ALL BE HAVING THE SAME AMOUNT OF FUN AS EACH OTHER.

GOOD NIGHT.

THAT'S IT.

WE'LL SHOW HIM WE CAN BE SELF-STARTERS.

[KEYS CLICKING]

[TYPEWRITER BELL RINGS]

[THUNDERCLAP]

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

RISE AND SHINE.

NOW...

WHICH ONE OF YOU VILE

LOW-DOWN

FOUL, MISERABLE WRETCHED SWINE

LEFT THIS PATHETIC WORTHLESS, HORRID , MEANINGLESS...

[PANTING]

UH, ABOMINATION?

WHO SAID THAT?

ME, SIR.

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS THING?

IT'S A PLAY.

FOR OUR AMUSEMENT AND INSPIRATION.

HMM...

[UNDER BREATH]: OF COURSE.

WELL, THEN...

I'LL WATCH YOUR PLAY.

AND I WILL ENJOY EVERY ACT OF YOUR PATHETIC

MEANINGLESS, RIDICULOUS PRODUCTION.

YOU KNOW WHY?

UH... BECAUSE YOU CHERISH

THE FINE ART OF THESPIANISM? NO.

BECAUSE IT'LL BE THE LAST ACT YOU'LL EVER PERFORM

IN YOUR PATHETIC LIVES.

SO GET TO IT.

AND I'D BETTER BE TRULY ENTERTAINED.

COOL.

KID'S WASTING HIS TIME.

ALL DONE.

[HORN TOOTS]

YOU THINKIN' WHAT I'M THINKIN'?

UH...

IT'S A BOAT, YOU SIMPLETON.

WHAT DO BOATS DO?

UH... MAKE SMOKE.

NO, YOU KNUCKLEHEAD.

THEY FLOAT...

AWAY FROM THIS ISLAND

WITH ALL OF US ONBOARD.

NOW HERE'S THE PLAN.

[WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY]

HEY, BUDDY, YOU NEED SOME HELP?

REALLY?

SURE.

Man: OPENING NIGHT.

AYE, FOR JIB'S MEN.

WHAT FORCETH BLOW THE MERRY WINDS OF GALILEE?

GET READY.

HUH... OH.

♪ 'TIS WE

♪ HERE TO SING THE SONG

♪ OF MARITIME CAMARADERIE

♪ TOGETHER

[WILD GUITAR SOLO]

♪ TOGETHER

TOGETHER!

♪ TOGETHER

[STRIKES CHORD]

♪ TOGETHER

TOGETHER!

♪ TOGETHER

♪ TO-GETH-ER

♪ LIKE A BOAT

♪ UPON THE SEA

TOGETHER.

♪ IN HAPPY CAMARADERIE

TOGETHER.

♪ THAT'S THE WAY IT OUGHT TO BE ♪

TOGETHER.

♪ JUST YOU ♪ AND YOU

♪ AND YOU ♪ AND YOU

All: ♪ AND ME...

TOGETHER.

♪ TOGETHER

TOGETHER.

[MUSIC ENDS]

[ALL CHEERING]

[SOBBING]

I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO BEAUTIFUL IN MY...

MY... [SOBBING]

OK, LET'S DO IT.

[BELL RINGS]

Spongebob: UH, HEY, GUYS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WE'RE BREAKIN' OUT OF HERE, THAT'S WHAT.

ESCAPING.

OH, AND THANKS FOR THE CONVINCING STAGE CRAFT.

[HORN BLOWS]

ENCORE, ENCORE, ENCORE.

[SOBBING]

DO... DO IT AGAIN.

[SOBBING]

WHAT THE...

TURN THE SHIP AROUND.

[HORN SOUNDS]

[MEN SHOUTING ALL AT ONCE]

Man: I CAN'T SWIM.

I'M STUMPED.

I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO IMAGINE

A PUNISHMENT APPROPRIATE FOR WHAT HAS HAPPENED HERE TONIGHT.

WORDS CANNOT ATTEMPT TO DESCRIBE THE DISGUSTING

VILE, THE, THE...

THE COMPLETE DISREGARD FOR THE STORIED TRADITION OF MUSICAL THEATER.

SO STARTING THIS VERY MOMENT

EVERY ONE OF YOU "SUBPROTOZOAS"

WILL BE SENTENCED TO...

Man: AHOY... HELLO.

YOO-HOO.

WHAT IN THE NAME OF...

[GRUNTING]

[WHEEZING]

FOR NEPTUNE'S SAKE, MAN

SPEAK THE KING'S ENGLISH.

I'M... [WHEEZES]

I'M CAMP COUNSELOR KRAUSS FROM SUN FUN ISLAND.

YOU'RE WHO, WHAT?

WELL, I WAS DOING ROLL CALL

AND DISCOVERED ONE OF MY SUN FUNNERS WAS MISSING.

I CAME TO TAKE HIM BACK WITH ME...

...A SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS?

ME, ME...I'M SPONGEBOB...

ENOUGH.

SO TELL ME COUNSELOR

JUST WHAT DO THEY DO ON YOUR SUNNY FUNNY ISLAND?

WELL, WE MAKE MACARONI ART.

EGAD.

AND WE SING CAMPFIRE SONGS.

ACH.

OH, AND WE HELP AND SUPPORT EACH OTHER.

STOP!

THESE HEINOUS ACTIVITIES

SOUND LIKE TORTURE TOO SEVERE FOR EVEN

THE LOWEST, FILTHIEST, UNDESERVING...

WAIT A MINUTE...

I HAVE A BRILLIANT IDEA.

[MEN GROANING]

[MEN MOANING]

OH, THAT IS VERY GOOD, BRUISER.

[ALL SOBBING]

[DISAPPOINTED MOANS]

PATRICK? SPONGEBOB?

YOU FIRST.

[SIGHS]

I...

I LIKED THE OTHER ISLAND BETTER.

ME TOO.

[SOBBING]

[♪...]

[SCREAMING]

[SHOUTING]

[SHOUTING CONTINUES...]

WHAT THE...

[AGITATED GROANS]

WHOA, THERE, CALM DOWN.

TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED.

SPONGEBOB AND I ARE BEING CHASED BY A SAVAGE BEAST.

AND HE'S GONNA EAT US.

OH, NO, HE AIN'T.

[CRASH]

["BOING-BOING"]

[SCREAMING]

THERE IT IS!

[CHUCKLES]: THIS LITTLE GUY?

WHY HE'S JUST A HARMLESS LITTLE CRICKET.

HE'S A LAND CREATURE JUST LIKE ME.

[SOBBING...] POOR THING MUST'VE GOT LOST.

HE'S NOT GONNA HURT YOU...

SEE?

OH, LET'S GET YOU BACK HOME, LITTLE FELLA.

THERE YOU GO.

SEE, THAT WASN'T NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF, HUH, GUYS?

[SOBBING]

[SIGHS]

I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.

I'M LATE FOR MY SURVIVAL TRAINING CAMP.

SURVIVAL TRAINING CAMP...

PATRICK AND I LOVECAMPING.

CAN WE COME?

THIS AIN'T NO ORDINARY CAMPING TRIP.

I GO OUT INTO THE WILD

ARMED ONLY WITH MY BARE HANDS

MY QUICK WITS

THIS HARPOON...

AND 65 POUNDS OF DYNAMITE.

OUT IN THE WILD

IT'S EAT OR BE EATEN.

YOU HAVE TO BE WILLING TO DO ANYTHING

WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN THE WILD.

YOU TWO WOULDN'T LAST A SINGLE DAY.

HEY...

WE WOULD SO.

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT JUST THE OTHER DAY

SQUIDWARD COMMENTED ON OUR SURVIVAL SKILLS.

YOU TWO ARE HARDER TO GET RID OF THAN COCKROACHES.

THANK YOU, SQUIDWARD.

WHY AREN'T THESE THINGS WORKING?

NO WAY, GUYS.

THIS IS A SERIOUS TRIP FOR HARDCORE SURVIVALISTS ONLY.

BUT SANDY... BUT SANDY...

NO.

OHH... OHH...

[TIRES SQUEAL]

[SNICKERING]

SHH...

WE'LL SHOW SANDY WE'RE AS TOUGH AS SHE IS.

[GRUNTING...]

OH, I GUESS THE ROAD SMOOTHED OUT.

[BOTH SCREAM]

[SCREAMING]

AHH...

THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE, PATRICK.

WE WERE ALMOST LEFT IN THE WILDERNESS WITHOUT SANDY.

AND NOBODY WOULD'VE KNOWN WHERE TO FIND US.

WEIRD... THERE'S A DOOR BACK HERE, TOO?

NO, PATRICK, NO!

WHOA...

SANDY, WAIT...

SANDY...

SANDY!

WELL, AT LEAST WE HAVE FOOD, SHELTER AND WATER.

I'LL PITCH THE TENT WHILE YOU START A CAMPFIRE.

THEN WHEN WE'RE ALL SETTLED

I'LL COOK US UP SOME GRUB.

OK, PATRICK, WE'RE ALL SET.

WE GOT FRESH WATER, A RUGGED TENT FOR SHELTER...

AND A NICE FIRE TO KEEP US WARM.

HEY, WHERE'D YOU GET THE FIRE WOOD?

Spongebob: [SHOUTING]: YOU BURNED OUR FOOD SUPPLY?

OH, NO, QUICK, QUICK, PUT IT OUT WITH SOMETHING.

AHH, AHH, AHH...

HEY, PATRICK, NICE JOB.

[SCREAMS]

WHEW.

UH-OH.

WELL, WE BURNED OUR FOOD

RUINED OUR TENT AND LOST ALL OUR WATER.

PATRICK, WE ARE GONNA NEED TO USE OUR RAZOR-SHARP QUICK WITS

IF WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT OUT OF HERE ALIVE.

GOT YA.

OK, HERE'S THE PLAN.

OH, OH, WHOA... NO, NO.

YOU MADE THE LAST DECISION.

IT'S MY TURN.

SURE, PATRICK, WHAT DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD DO?

UM...

MAYBE, UH...

[OWL HOOTS]

UH, PATRICK...

WELL, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, SPONGEBOB

I DIDN'T RUSH YOU WHEN IT WAS YOUR TURN.

SORRY, SORRY, TAKE YOUR TIME.

[SNORING...]

OHH...

[GASPS]

[THUNDERCLAP]

OH, SHOOT...

I FORGOT WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY.

NO HURRY, PATRICK.

[CHATTERING]

[BIRDS CALLING]

DO YOU WANNA PLAY HIDE AND GO SEEK?

SURE.

LET'S GO PLAY IN THAT CAVE OVER THERE?

I LIKE IT HERE.

IT'S ROOMY...

AND BEST OF ALL, WE HAVE THIS CAVE ALL TO OURSELVES.

[SHADOW CACKLES]

HUH?

MICE.

WE'LL ONLY STAY HERE TONIGHT

AND THEN HEAD HOME TOMORROW.

[LAUGHTER]

HOME?

THIS IS YOUR NEW HOME.

YOU'LL BE HERE FOREVER

JUST LIKE ME...

[CACKLING] [CHUCKLES]

[BOTH LAUGHING...]

[SIGHS]

GOOD TIMES.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WE'LL BE HERE FOREVER?"

HOW LONG HAVE YOUBEEN HERE?

[CACKLING]

40 YEARS, I BEEN HERE.

THERE AIN'T NO WAY OUT OF THIS VALLEY.

YOU'RE STUCK HERE WITH ME FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVES.

WE'LL BE HERE FOREVER?

WE'RE DOOMED.

ARE YOU KIDDING?

THAT OLD COOT'S BEEN HERE FOR YEARS AND LOOK AT HIM.

HE'S IN GREAT SHAPE.

LOOK AT THOSE MUSCULAR ARMS.

HIS ROCK-HARD ABS.

AND THAT GREAT COMPLEXION.

WHY HE'S GLOWING WITH HEALTH.

YOU'RE RIGHT, PATRICK.

BUT WHAT WILL WE EAT?

WHERE WILL WE SLEEP?

Patrick: WELL, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU

BUT I'VE GOT ALL THE COMFORTS OF HOME RIGHT HERE.

PATRICK'S RIGHT.

IF I'M STUCK HERE I SHOULD MAKE THE BEST OF IT.

I'LL BUILD MYSELF A NEW HOME.

THERE, JUST LIKE MY PINEAPPLE IN BIKINI BOTTOM...

ONLY SMALLER.

[GROANS]: HOW COMFY.

SAFE AND SOUND IN MY OWN LITTLE HOME.

SAFE?

YOU'RE NEVER SAFE OUT IN THE WILD.

IF I WERE YOU...

I'D KEEP AND EYE ON THAT BIG FELLA.

PATRICK?

OH, PATRICK IS MY BEST FRIEND.

HE WOULDN'T HURT ME.

HE'S A BIG BOY.

OUT HERE, TILL IT'S EAT OR BE EATEN.

[SNIFFS]

[SCREAMS]

HE'S GOTTEN THE TASTE OF FLESH.

HEY, PATRICK.

HEY, SPONGEBOB.

[STOMACH RUMBLES]

SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE HUNGRY.

BOY, AM I.

I'M SO HUNGRY...

I COULD EAT ANYTHING.

I COULD EAT AN ENTIRE SPONGE...

[SCREAMING]

...CAKE.

I WAS JUST GONNA SHARE MY GOLDEN SPONGE CAKE WITH HIM.

IT'S GOT DELICIOUS CREAM FILLING, TOO.

[GULPS]

MMM...

IT'S ALL TRUE.

PATRICK ISGOING TO EAT ME.

WHAT SHOULD I DO?

YOU GOTTA PROTECT YOURSELF.

WHAT YOU NEED IS A FORT.

THIS MUD REPLICA OF THE KRUSTY KRAB

SHOULD PROTECT ME FROM THAT FIEND, PATRICK.

AH!

HE'S ON TO ME.

MUST HIDE.

[PANTING] I'M SAFE.

[NERVOUS CHUCKLE]

PATRICK CAN'T GET ME IN HERE.

[STRAINED CHUCKLE]

I DON'T NEED TO GO OUTSIDE.

I HAVE EVERYTHING I NEED RIGHT HERE.

SPATULA...

NOW I JUST NEED SOME BUNS.

[CHUCKLES]

OH, CRUNCHY.

[RETCHING]

[PANTING]

I CAN'T TAKE IT!

AHH!

I NEED SOME REAL FOOD.

REMEMBER, KID...

IT'S EAT OR BE EATEN.

YES, YES...

I SHALL EAT PATRICK BEFORE HE EATS ME.

[DEMENTED LAUGHTER]

[SNORING]

[SIGHS]

[SNIFFING]

OHH...

SOMETHING SMELLS GOOD.

WHAT ARE YOU COOKING, SPONGEBOB?

I'M GONNA COOK YOU UP AND EAT YA.

AH, WELL, WHY DO YOU WANNA EAT ME?

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING.

YOU'RE PLAYING DUMB.

BUT IT WON'T WORK

BECAUSE I'M GOING TO EAT YOU BEFORE YOU EAT ME.

WELL, NOT IF I EAT YOU FIRST.

OH, NO, YOU DON'T

[SPONGEBOB PANTING]

WHERE'D HE GO?

COME ON OUT, PATRICK.

YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER.

WHAT'S THIS... WARM WATER?

YOU SEEMED KIND OF TENSE

SO I DREW YOU A HOT BATH.

WELL, THANKS, PATRICK.

I DID GET A TRIFLE UNHINGED, DIDN'T I?

OOPS...

I FORGOT THE BATH BEADS.

THANKS, PATRICK, YOU'RE A REAL PAL.

[CHUCKLES] FUNNY LOOKING BATH BEADS.

THEY ALMOST LOOK LIKE CARROTS.

CARROTS?

YOU'RE MAKING SOUP OUT OF ME.

I WAS NOT.

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE STEW.

[PANTING]

WHEW.

I'M GETTING TIRED.

WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A NAP ON THIS NICE SOFT BED.

THERE, THAT'S IT.

HERE, I'LL TUCK YOU IN WITH THIS NICE SOFT BLANKET.

AND WHAT'S A BLANKET WITHOUT A LITTLE KETCHUP?

NEE-MEE-NEE-MEE...

THIS ISN'T A BED.

WAIT, COME BACK.

Spongebob: YOU'RE NOT PROPERLY SEASONED.

MMM...

AHH!

Spongebob: AHH!

[PANTING]

Patrick: WHOA, HEY...

GIVE ME THAT KETCHUP BACK.

NO.

[GROANING]

GOT YA.

NO, GOT YOU.

I GOT YOU.

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU DID IT.

DID WHAT?

WHY EARN YOUR SURVIVALIST MEDALS, OF COURSE.

ONLY A HARDCORE SURVIVALIST

WOULD BREAK DOWN AND NEARLY EAT HIS BEST PAL.

WHY DO YOU CARE IF WE'RE SURVIVALISTS?

[CACKLING]

'CAUSE I'M NOT JUST SOME OLD HERMIT.

I'M SANDY CHEEKS, SURVIVALIST EXTRAORDINAIRE.

SANDY? SANDY?

IT WEREN'T NO ACCIDENT THAT YOU FELL OUT OF MY TRUCK.

I WAS JUST TESTING YOUR SURVIVAL SKILLS.

YOU PLANNED THIS? YOU PLANNEDTHIS?

YUP...

AND I'M HAPPY TO SAY YOU BOTH PASSED.

HERE'S YOUR SURVIVALIST MEDALS.

HOORAY. HOORAY.

WOW, IT'S GREAT THAT WE WON OUR MEDALS.

BUT I'M STILL HUNGRY.

ME TOO.

GUYS...

WHAT YA DOING?

UH, FELLAS?

EAT OR BE EATEN. EAT OR BE EATEN.

UH-OH.

NEXT TIME I'LL BRING MORE GRANOLA.

[♪...]