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ARE YA READY, KIDS? Kids: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

I CAN'T HEARYOU.

Kids: [SHOUTING] AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

♪ OHH...

♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? ♪

Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

Captain: ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE ♪

Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

Captain: ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHIN' YOU WISH ♪

Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

Captain: ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪

Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

Captain: ♪ READY?

All: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

Captain: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

[CAPTAIN LAUGHING]

[WHISTLING]

[WAVES CRASHING... SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]

[♪...]

LET'S GO!

[CAR HORN HONKING]

[GROANING]

HEY, KIDS.

RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC HERE IN ENCINO IS A REAL BRINGDOWN.

[GROANING]

SOME MUSIC SHOULD SOOTHE ME JANGLED NERVE.

AT LEAST ME IN-DASH HI-FI STILL WORKS.

[♪...]

OH!

ME ULTRA-RARE "FRAMPTON COMES ALIVE" EIGHT-TRACK, DESTROYED.

AND I'M GONNA MISS THE NEW SPONGEBOB CARTOON IF THIS TRAFFIC DOESN'T MOVE SOON.

[GROANING]

[SPONGEBOB THEME MUSIC PLAYS]

WHO'S CALLING?

YES, PATCHY HERE.

START SQUAWKIN'.

[SQUAWKING]

HEY, PATCHY.

NEW SPONGEBOB CARTOON'S ABOUT TO START.

WHERE ARE YOU?

[SQUAWKING]

STUCK ON THE 101.

BE A DEAR AND RECORD IT FOR ME, WOULD YOU?

OH, I THREW THAT OLD BETAMAX MACHINE IN THE GARBAGE.

[SQUAWKING]

YOU WHAT?

OH, CALM DOWN, "BEARDY."

POTTY, YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT THIS CARTOON IS TO ME.

[CAR HORN HONKING]

DO YOU MIND?

I'M TRYING TO TALK TO MY PARROT!

SORRY, POTTY.

JUST SOME LANDLUBBER.

[DIAL TONE]

POTTY?

HELLO, HELLO, HELLO, HELLO?

[GROANING]

DROPPED AGAIN.

CURSE THIS TRAFFIC!

OOH!

[GROANING]

[CAR HORN HONKING]

[GROANING]

ARGH, HOME AT LAST.

WHAT THE...?

ENCINO.

IT'S GONE.

NO!

[SOBBING]

YOU KNOW, KIDS, THIS KIND OF REMINDS PATCHY OF AN OLD STORY, ANOTHER STORY ABOUT A LOST CITY.

WHY DON'T YOU CHECK IT OUT?

[SOBBING]

ENCINO.

[♪...]

[PATRICK LAUGHING]

A BEAUTIFUL SPECIMEN, SPONGEBOB.

HURRY, PATRICK, HURRY!

OH.

HOW'S IT LOOK, BUDDY?

READY FOR THE OLD SCRAPBOOK?

MORE LIKE THE SCRAP HEAP.

HM.

THEY NEVER COME OUT RIGHT.

OH, WELL.

LET'S TRY AGAIN.

OK, FRIEND, THIS IS GONNA BE MY MASTERPIECE.

I'M READY, [CHUCKLING].

HI, PATRICK.

I MISSED IT AGAIN.

THIS DARN CAMERA ISN'T FAST ENOUGH.

[GRUNTING]

HOLD ON A SECOND, PATRICK.

IT'S NOT THE POOR CAMERA'S FAULT YOU CAN'T GET A PHOTO.

IT'S NOT?

NO, IT IS THE VERY NATURE OF THE FRAGILE BUBBLE.

IT IS?

YES, IT IS, MY FRIEND.

ALLOW ME TO DEMONSTRATE.

♪ THE SUN MUST SET

♪ AT THE END OF EVERY DAY

♪ AND THE CURTAIN MUST FALL

♪ AT THE END OF EVERY PLAY

♪ AND EVERY LITTLE BUBBLE EVER BLOWN ♪

♪ MUST SOMEDAY POP

♪ LIKE PRESENTS ON CHRISTMAS DAY ♪

♪ AND IT DOESN'T SEEM TO STAY

♪ OR A CHEESE SOUFFLE

♪ IT DOESN'T LAST ALL DAY

♪ I WILL TRY

♪ AGAIN

Chorus: ♪ TRY AGAIN

♪ TO BLOW A BUBBLE

Chorus: ♪ TO BLOW A BUBBLE

♪ THAT WILL LAST ALL DAY

Chorus: ♪ TRY TO BLOW A BUBBLE

♪ THAT WILL LAST

Man: ♪ ALL DAY

SPONGEBOB?

NOT NOW, PATRICK.

THIS BUBBLE IS GONNA BREAK ALL RECORDS.

WELL, I HOPE IT DOESN'T BREAK UNTIL WE GET A LITTLE CLOSER TO THE GROUND.

HUH?

WHAT HAVE I DONE?

[SCREAMING...]

WE'RE NEVER GONNA GET OUT OF HERE.

[PATRICK SCREAMING]

WHAT HAPPENED?

THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.

Patrick: WHOA, WHAT IS IT?

IT LOOKS REALLY OLD.

"ANTIS."

WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT MEANS, PATRICK?

"ANTIS, ANTIS, SQUAREPANTIS."

PROBABLY BELONGED TO YOUR ANCIENT ANCESTORS.

SPONGEBOB "SQUAREPANTIS," YOU MUST WEAR THE ANCIENT CREST OF YOUR ANCESTORS

FOR IT IS YOUR BIRTHRIGHT!

MY BIRTHRIGHT!

[GRUNTING]

LET'S TAKE THIS TO THE BIKINI BOTTOM MUSEUM.

THEY'LL KNOW WHAT IT IS.

[WHISTLING]

UH, BEAUTIFUL DAY FOR STANDING OUTSIDE A MUSEUM DOING NOTHING.

WHATEVER YOU SAY.

HELLO THERE.

WELCOME TO THE MUSEUM.

THAT'LL BE $3.

BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS FREE TUESDAY.

OH, NO, NO, NO.

TODAY'S MONDAY.

OTHERWISE, I WOULDN'T BE WEARING THIS "I HATE MONDAYS" SHIRT.

GOOD POINT.

ENJOY THE ARTIFACTS.

DON'T STAND IN ONE PLACE TOO LONG.

PEOPLE MIGHT MISTAKE YOU FOR ONE.

[GASPING]

SPONGEBOB.

[LAUGHING]

WHOO, THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.

NEPTUNE'S ASCENSION, THE ONLY SURVIVING PAINTING FROM THE GREAT LOST CITY OF ATLANTIS.

THIS IS JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED, SQUIDDY.

SPENDING YOUR DAY STUDYING THE ATLANTEAN MASTERS.

AND BEST OF ALL, NO SPONGE...

[LAUGHING]

WOULD YOU WATCH WHERE YOU'RE...?

WHAT IS THAT?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THE AMULET OF ATLANTIS?

WE WERE JUST...

WERE YOU GOING TO STEAL IT?

NO, SQUIDWARD, WE'D NEVER...

THIS IS A NEW LOW, EVEN FOR YOU TWO.

LUCKY FOR YOU, I WAS HERE TODAY.

STEALING ARTIFACTS COULD LAND YOU IN THE STONY LONES...

[GROANING]

YOU BOOBS FOUND THE MISSING HALF OF THE ATLANTEAN AMULET.

WHAT'S AN ATLANTEAN OMELET?

AMULET, NOT OMELET.

IT'S THE KEY TO UNTOLD RICHES.

DID SOMEONE SAY UNTOLD RICHES?

YES, EUGENE.

THE STREETS ARE LINED WITH GOLD, AND THE STREET LAMPS ARE MADE OF DIAMONDS.

DIAMOND LIGHT BULBS?

I WONDER WHAT THEY MAKE THE MONEY OUT OF.

FOR REASONS UNKNOWN, THIS GREAT CITY DISAPPEARED ONE DAY

BUT NO RUINS WERE EVER FOUND.

ALL THE INVENTIONS YOU TAKE FOR GRANTED WERE GIVEN TO US BY THE ATLANTEANS.

THEIR ADVANCES IN ART, FINANCIAL WEALTH, AND WEAPONRY WERE EONS AHEAD OF THEIR TIME.

WHY IS THIS BUBBLE PAINTED ON THE MURAL?

THAT'S JUST THE OLDEST LIVING BUBBLE.

[GASPING]

THE OLDEST LIVING BUBBLE, ALIVE?

BEHOLD, PATRICK!

THE OLDEST LIVING BUBBLE.

THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BUBBLE I'VE EVER SEEN.

THAT'S JUST A PAINTING, YOU QUARTER-WIT.

QUARTER-WIT, HAH.

THAT'S LESS THAN HALF.

THE REAL BUBBLE LIVES IN ATLANTIS.

SOME DUMB OLD BUBBLE PALES IN COMPARISON TO THE ART.

MONEY.

AND SCIENCE.

DON'T FORGET SCIENCE.

WHAT'S ALL THE HUBBUB, BOYS?

THESE TWO CHOWDER-BRAINS FOUND THE MISSING HALF OF THE AMULET.

THE AMULET OF ATLANTIS?

LEGEND SAYS, WHEN THE TWO HALVES ARE JOINED, THE PATH TO ATLANTIS IS OPENED.

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING ON?

LET'S HITCH THEM TWO DOGGIES UP.

GO ON, SQUIDWARD.

HURRY UP, SQUIDWARD.

THAT MONEY AIN'T GETTIN' ANY YOUNGER.

[SQUEALING]

THE MAGICAL PATH TO ATLANTIS IS A VAN?

NICE HOT ROD FLAMES.

WHAT'S IT DOING?

WELL, POLLY-WOLLY-DING-DANG-DOO.

WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT?

TAKE A GANDER, Y'ALL.

FABULOUS DECOR.

IT'S QUITE A VESSEL, BUT WHO'S MANNING IT?

Computer voice: GREETINGS.

WELCOME ABOARD THE SEA SHIP ATLANTIS.

THIS IS A NONSTOP TRIP, SO PLEASE, TAKE A SEAT, RELAX, AND WE'LL BE ON OUR WAY.

GOOD.

BET THERE'S SOME LOOSE CHANGE IN HERE.

AH, SO THIS IS WHAT LUXURY FEELS LIKE.

[SIGHING]

WHAT I WOULDN'T DO FOR A FOOT RUB.

[LAUGHING]

Computer voice: ATTENTION, PASSENGERS.

REGRETFULLY, WE LACK THE FUEL NEEDED FOR FORWARD MOTION.

All: WHAT?

[ALL GRUNTING]

IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE?

WHERE'S THE GAS TANK?

Computer: WE ATLANTEANS FIND THE USE OF FOSSIL FUELS TO BE COUNTER-INTUITIVE

AND HAVE DEVELOPED AN ALTERNATIVE SOURCE WE CALL SONG.

HUH?

Computer: THE ENGINE OF THIS VESSEL IS FUELED BY SONG.

THE MORE YOU SING OF YOUR DESIRES, THE CLOSER TO ATLANTIS YOU WILL GET.

LET US COMMENCE SINGING.

DOES THAT MAKE ANY SENSE?

NO, BUT I'M GAME FOR SINGING ANY DAY.

♪ SING

♪ SING A SONG

♪ A SONG OF WANTING TO MOVE ALONG ♪

♪ TO A LAND WHERE ALL OUR DREAMS ♪

WHOOPS, SORRY.

♪ TO A LAND WHERE ALL OUR DREAMS ♪

♪ CAN FINALLY COME TRUE

♪ A BUBBLE I LONG FOR

♪ IT SO ELUDES ME

♪ BUT SOON ENOUGH, I WILL SEE

♪ WELL, THAT'S JUST SPLENDID, BOY ♪

♪ AND THEN, WE'RE IN BIG MONEY

♪ MORE THAN YOU CAN SPEND

♪ WITH FIVES AND 10s AND 50s

♪ AND I'LL WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND ♪

Plankton: [LAUGHING]

♪ SUCH A VALIANT DESIRE

[LAUGHING]

♪ THE LOST WEAPONS OF ATLANTIS

♪ THE MOST ADVANCED OF ALL TIME ♪

♪ AS SOON AS THIS DOPEY SONG IS DONE ♪

♪ I PLAN TO MAKE THEM MINE

Sandy: ♪ DID YOU ALL HEAR SOMETHING? ♪

♪ I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE THAT THERE'S A LOST CITY ♪

♪ WHERE HAVING SMARTS IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN BEING PRETTY ♪

♪ WITH ALL THEIR ADVANCED SCIENCE ♪

♪ AND MY PAINFULLY ENLARGED MIND ♪

♪ I BET WE CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE WONDROUS THINGS ♪

♪ LIKE MELONS WITH EDIBLE RINDS ♪

♪ AS A CONNOISSEUR OF FINE ART

♪ I'M PROUD TO SAY

♪ I'VE ALWAYS SEEN THINGS IN MY OWN SPECIAL WAY ♪

♪ "ARTLANTIS," WITH THEIR GLORIOUS AESTHETICS ♪

♪ I'LL COP THEIR STYLE, AND IN A WHILE ♪

♪ MY ART WILL BE PROPHETIC

♪ I'M PATRICK

♪ I'M PATRICK

♪ PATRICK, PATRICK, PATRICK

♪ AND I LIKE...

UH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I LIKE.

Computer voice: WARNING: YOU HAVE RUN OUT OF SONG FUEL.

[SCREAMING]

HEY, LOOK, IT'S ATLANTIS.

SpongeBob: PRETTY.

[SCREAMING]

YOU DIMWITS HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN HERE TWO MINUTES

AND YOU'VE ALREADY MESSED UP SOMEONE'S TOPIARY GARDEN.

GO ON, SPONGEBOB.

RING THE BELL.

RING FOR THE KING, HUH?

[HORNS BLARING...]

WELCOME TO ATLANTIS.

I'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU.

[GRUNTING...]

ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.

I AM THE LORD ROYAL HIGHNESS, BUT MY FRIENDS CALL ME L.R.H.

MY FRIENDS CALL ME SPONGEBOB.

I'M HERE TO SEE THE OLDEST BUBBLE.

YES, OF COURSE.

Krabs: WHAT A RIP OFF.

THIS STREET AIN'T GOLD.

OH, IF IT'S GOLD YOU WANT, YOU'LL FIND IT IN OUR VAULT.

I'M EUGENE.

I LIKE MONEY.

I CAN SEE THAT.

PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.

COME, I'LL GIVE YOU THE GRAND TOUR OF OUR ATLANTEAN FORTRESS.

I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE ALL HERE.

THEY'RE GONE.

NOW TO GET TO THOSE WEAPONS.

[GROANING]

TRAPPED!

OK, WHAT DO I HAVE TO WORK WITH HERE?

WHAT'S THIS?

OWNERS MANUAL?

LOOKS LIKE I'VE FOUND MY ESCAPE ROUTE.

[LAUGHING]

[GRUNTING]

OW.

Lord Royal Highness: FOR CENTURIES, WE ATLANTEANS SPENT

NAY, WASTED OUR TALENTS AND ENERGY

BUILDING THE MOST SOPHISTICATED WEAPONRY TO DEFEND OURSELVES FROM INVADERS

BUT WE ABANDONED THE IDEA OF WARFARE LONG AGO

AND NOW, ALL THESE WEAPONS GATHER DUST BEHIND THIS LOCKED DOOR AS AN EXAMPLE

OF WHAT MUST BE DONE IF ONE WISHES TO LIVE IN HARMONY

WITH ALL CREATURES OF THIS OR ANY WORLD.

Krabs: [SIGHING], HARMONY, "SHMARMONY."

WHEN DO WE GET TO SEE THE TREASURE?

BUT OF COURSE.

FOLLOW ME.

COMING THROUGH, BOYS.

THESE ATLANTEANS LEAVE A ROOM FULL OF THE MOST ADVANCED WEAPONRY UNGUARDED?

NO WONDER THEY GOT LOST.

[GRUNTING]

OH, MY.

THERE WILL BE NO ONE TO STOP ME THIS TIME.

[LAUGHING MANIACALLY...]

[♪...]

WELL, BAD NEWS, KIDS.

ENCINO'S STILL LOST.

[♪...]

OOH, BUT AT LEAST I GOT ME RADIO FIXED.

WELL, ENJOY THE REST OF THE SHOW.

Lord Royal Highness: IT IS BOTH AN HONOR AND A PLEASURE TO WELCOME YOU TO ATLANTIS.

WE HAVEN'T HAD VISITORS IN QUITE SOME TIME.

YOU SEE, BEING A LOST CITY HAS CERTAIN DISADVANTAGES.

BUT I DIGRESS.

NOW, IF YOU WILL JUST FOLLOW ME, I'LL SHOW YOU SOME OF OUR GRANDEST ACHIEVEMENTS.

SQUIDWARD, YOU TOLD ME THE STREETS WERE PAVED WITH GOLD.

NOW, THAT STREET LIGHT BETTER BE A 600 CARAT DIAMOND, OR ELSE.

[GROANING]

OH, HOLD STILL, SQUIDWARD.

YOU'RE STANDING ON MY NECK.

OOH, WHAT?

[GLASS BREAKING]

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

YEAH, BUT I FEEL ODD.

[MAKING UNINTELLIGIBLE NOISES]

MR. KRABS, ARE YOU OK?

I'D KNOW THAT SMELL ANYWHERE.

[DOGS BARKING]

ME POCKETS!

THEY BE SMELLIN' LOOT.

[SCREAMING]

HEY.

THOSE POCKETS OF YOURS REALLY HAVE A NOSE FOR TREASURE.

THESE ARE ME HOUND'S-TOOTH PANTS.

WHAT YOU SEE HERE IS A GLIMPSE OF ANCIENT ATLANTEAN HISTORY.

LONG AGO, WE ABANDONED OUR OBSESSION WITH WEALTH

TO FOCUS ON THE PURSUIT OF KNOWLEDGE

SO HELP YOURSELF TO AS MUCH AS YOUR POCKETS CAN CARRY.

AS MUCH AS ME POCKETS CAN CARRY?

♪ OH...

♪ IF I'D ONLY KNOWN WHEN I WOKE UP TODAY ♪

♪ I'D HAVE STOPPED AT ME TAILOR'S ALONG THE WAY ♪

♪ AND HAD 10 MORE POCKETS PUT ON ME PANTS ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I THINK I HEAR A MONEY AVALANCHE ♪

[YODELING]

♪ LOOK AT ALL THIS CASH, HEY

♪ LOOK AT ALL THIS MONEY

♪ I HOPE ME HEART CAN TAKE IT

[GROANING]

[BEEPING]

CLEAR.

I'M ALL RIGHT, SONNY.

♪ INDUSTRIAL ACCIDENTS CAN MAKE QUITE A MESS ♪

♪ UNLESS YOU FALL INTO A MONEY PRESS ♪

♪ OH, MAKE ME INTO MONEY, MR. WONDERFUL MACHINE ♪

♪ I ALWAYS KNEW THAT ME TRUE COLOR WAS GREEN ♪

♪ OH, EVER SINCE I WAS A LITTLE KID ♪

♪ I DREAMED OF SUCH A PLACE

♪ YES, I DID

♪ WITH MOUNTAINS OF MONEY AND RIVERS OF CASH ♪

♪ AND A POOL OF COINS TO MAKE A SPLASH ♪

♪ OH, I'LL OPEN UP A KRUSTY KRAB WITH PATTIES MADE OF MONEY ♪

♪ THEY'D BE DELICIOUS, AND EXPENSIVE, AND TASTE LIKE GOLDEN HONEY ♪

♪ MONEY AND GOLD AND TREASURE UNTOLD ♪

♪ AND ALL OF IT FOR ME.

Lord Royal Highness: MR. KRABS.

WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE BUBBLE.

WOULD YOU CARE TO JOIN US?

ARE YOU KIDDING?

I JUST GOT HERE!

Lord Royal Highness: VERY WELL, THEN.

OFF WE GO.

SPONGEBOB, WHEN ARE WE GONNA SEE THE BUBBLE?

PATRICK, SHH.

DON'T DALLY, LADS.

YOU DON'T WANT TO BE LEFT BEHIND, DO YOU?

NO, SIR.

COME ON ALONG, PATRICK.

YOU KNOW, L.R.H., I WAS BORN WITH A HEALTHY SCIENTIFIC CURIOSITY

AND I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD GET A PEEK AT SOME OF YOUR SCIENTIFIC ACHIEVEMENTS.

OF COURSE, MS. CHEEKS.

HERE WE ARE, THE CULMINATION OF ALL OUR TECHNOLOGY.

I GIVE YOU THE ATLANTEAN HALL OF SCIENCE.

HOPPIN' ACORNS!

LOOK AT ALL THIS HIGH-TECH GEAR!

WHAT DOES THIS GIZMO DO?

IT'S A BIO-MASS CONVERTING DEVICE.

IT CAN TAKE ANY HOUSEHOLD OBJECT

THIS COMB, FOR EXAMPLE, AND TURN IT INTO, SAY, ICE CREAM.

[COW MOOING]

WOULD ANYONE LIKE TO TRY?

Both: ME, ME, ME, ME, ME!

GO AHEAD.

YAY!

[LAUGHING]

[MAKING EATING NOISES]

COMB FLAVORED.

WHAT ELSE CAN IT TURN THINGS INTO?

ACTUALLY, IT CAN ONLY TURN THINGS INTO ICE CREAM.

WE HAVEN'T WORKED THAT BUG OUT YET.

BUT I CAN SHOW YOU THE MOST AMAZING-SLASH-FANTASTIC DEVICE CREATED BY ATLANTEAN HANDS.

BEHOLD, THIS GRAND MACHINE ALLOWS THE USER TO BE BROKEN DOWN TO NANO-STATURE

ENABLING THEM TO BATTLE GERMS HAND TO HAND.

HOW'S IT WORK?

PLEASE HAVE A SEAT, AND I'LL EXPLAIN.

NOW, HERE'S HOW IT WORKS.

HEY, COOL.

WHERE'D SPONGEBOB GO?

RIGHT NOW, HIS MOLECULES ARE BEING BROKEN DOWN INTO DATA

WHICH IS ASSEMBLED INTO THIS COMPUTER, AND IS STORED ON THESE TAPES.

THEN, REASSEMBLED ON A MUCH SMALLER SCALE.

SOMEONE, HELP ME!

AND FINALLY PASSES THROUGH THIS TUBE AND INTO THIS TANK

WHICH CONTAINS EVERY ELEMENT KNOWN TO...

OH, DEAR HEAVENS, IT LOOKS LIKE OUR SCIENTISTS

WERE WORKING ON A VERY AGGRESSIVE CASE OF THE SNIFFLES.

HE COULD BE IN TROUBLE.

DON'T WORRY, SPONGEBOB.

I'M COMING TO HELP YOU.

OK, I'VE SEEN ENOUGH.

LET ME OUT OF THIS THING!

[VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYS...]

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

OH, NO.

[SCREAMING]

SQUIDWARD, DON'T MAKE ANY SUDDEN MOVEMENTS.

HELP!

[SCREAMING]

All: HELP, SANDY!

SOUNDS LIKE THEM CRITTERS IS IN TROUBLE.

HOLD ON, FELLOWS!

I'LL BE THERE SOON, AS SOON AS I SEND THESE CRITTERS TO THEIR DOOM.

♪ LOOK OUT, GERMS

♪ THE END IS NEAR

♪ YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED

♪ 'CAUSE SANDY'S HERE

♪ I'LL GET THESE GERMS

♪ AND MAKE 'EM PAY

♪ WITH SOME GOOD OLD-FASHIONED KARATE ♪

♪ HI-YA!

♪ IF I BORROW SOME ELEMENTS FROM THE PERIODIC TABLE ♪

♪ I CAN MIX UP A BREW THAT IS SURE TO DISABLE ♪

♪ ANY VIRUS, BUG, OR SNIFFLE THAT STEPS INTO MY PATH ♪

♪ AND MAKE THEM FEEL MY MICROSCOPIC WRATH ♪

♪ HI-YA!

WELL, SHALL WE CONTINUE ON WITH THE REST OF THE TOUR?

Y'ALL HEAD OUT WITHOUT ME.

WELL, THEN, GOOD LUCK.

HAVE FUN.

WE'LL SEE YOU AT DINNER.

YOUR FRIEND SANDY CERTAINLY IS AN EXCITABLE ONE.

QUITE.

SOMEHOW, I KNEW I'D GET STUCK WITH YOU YAHOOS THE LONGEST.

[PLANKTON LAUGHING]

♪ OH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT

♪ WEAPONS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE ♪

♪ BUT WHICH ONE WILL BE RIGHT FOR ME? ♪

♪ HOW DO I PICK?

♪ WHICH ONE WILL DO THE TRICK?

♪ WHICH IS BEST TO GUARANTEE ETERNAL REST? ♪

♪ SO MANY WEAPONS, HOW DO I CHOOSE? ♪

♪ LOOK AT THIS ONE, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL FUSE ♪

♪ AND WITH THIS ONE, I COULDN'T LOSE ♪

♪ THAT ONE WOULD SURELY GIVE THEM THE BLUES ♪

♪ AND THIS ONE HERE MATCHES MY SHOES ♪

♪ COME ON, PLANKTON, JUST PICK ONE ♪

♪ AND FORGET ABOUT YOUR SHOES

♪ EENY, MEENY, MINY, MOE

♪ I PICK YOU, NOW LET'S GO

THIS STUFF IS WONDERFUL AND ALL, BUT WHEN ARE WE GONNA SEE SOME REAL ATLANTEAN CULTURE?

GENTLEMEN, WHAT IS ART?

OH, OH, I KNOW, I KNOW!

I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK.

ART IS THE CONSCIOUS ARRANGEMENT OF ELEMENTS IN A MATTER THAT AFFECTS A SENSE OF BEAUTY.

Lord Royal Highness: NOT EVEN CLOSE.

ART IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LEARN TO DREAM.

GO AHEAD.

DREAM A LITTLE.

IT LOOKS LIKE MY FRONT DOOR.

BEHOLD, THE HALL OF ARTS.

INCREDIBLE.

[WHIMPERING]

THE CREATIVITY.

THE ARTISTRY.

THIS PAINTING IS SO REALISTIC.

IT LOOKS LIKE YOU COULD STEP STRAIGHT INTO IT.

AND YOU CAN.

[SCREAMING]

WHOA.

THIS PLACE IS AMAZING.

♪ ISN'T THIS GREAT?

♪ ISN'T THIS NEAT?

♪ I'M A LIVING WORK OF ART

♪ FROM MY HEAD TO MY FEET

♪ FROM THE VERY FIRST DRAWINGS ON WALLS IN CAVES ♪

♪ ART HAS BEEN WHAT THE HEART AND SOUL CRAVES ♪

♪ SO PICK UP A BRUSH, A PENCIL, OR PEN ♪

♪ IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS ONE, PAINT IT AGAIN ♪

♪ FROM NOW ON, PLEASE CALL ME "SIR REAL" ♪

♪ I CAN WAIT FOR YOUR IMPRESSION TO CONGEAL ♪

♪ TAKE IT FROM AN UNDERSEA RENAISSANCE MAN ♪

♪ I'D EVEN LOOK GREAT ON THE SIDE OF YOUR VAN ♪

♪ ANY WAY YOU CARVE IT

♪ I AM ART, AND ART IS ME

♪ ASK YOUR MAMA OR YOUR DADA TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE, UH, SCHISM ♪

♪ BETWEEN MINIMALISM AND CUBISM ♪

♪ MY PERSONALITY MAY BE OF THE CYNICAL TYPE ♪

♪ BUT I FINALLY FOUND SOMETHING THAT LIVES UP TO THE HYPE ♪

♪ I CAN SAY HONESTLY, AND WITH GREAT CERTAINTY ♪

♪ THAT ATLANTIS IS WHERE I WANT TO SPEND ETERNITY... ♪

HEY, CAN YOU NOT SING?

I'M TRYING TO MODEL HERE.

NOW, HOLD ON, NANDO.

WHY DON'T YOU TAKE FIVE?

I'M REALLY DIGGING THIS SQUID'S FORM.

[SIGHING]

LOOKS LIKE I'LL BE HERE INSPIRING THESE ATLANTEAN ART MAKERS WITH MY BEAUTY.

YOU GUYS, GO ON AHEAD.

OK, BYE, SQUIDWARD.

NOW, THIS SECTION OF TOWN IS KNOWN FOR ITS ADVANCES IN THE SCIENCE OF FONDUE CREAM.

EXCUSE ME, SIR.

THIS TOUR'S BEEN GREAT AND ALL, BUT, UH, CAN WE SEE THE BUBBLE NOW?

DO EXCUSE ME.

MOST FOLKS DON'T STAY WITH THE TOUR THIS LONG.

OF COURSE YOU CAN.

BUT FIRST, REMEMBER THIS.

THIS BUBBLE IS OVER ONE MILLION YEARS OLD.

IT WAS BROUGHT HERE WHEN THE FIRST ATLANTEANS COLONIZED THIS PLACE

DEFTLY HAND-CARRIED OVER BILLIONS OF LIGHT YEARS FROM OUR HOME PLANET.

IT IS OUR PEOPLE'S MOST BELOVED AND TREASURED ANCIENT RELIC.

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, REMEMBER TO...

HAVE FUN.

[GASPING]

THERE IT IS, PATRICK.

THE WORLD'S OLDEST LIVING BUBBLE.

WHOO!

[WHIMPERING]

LOOK AT IT, PATRICK.

SO ANCIENT, SO FLOATY.

IT IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, WRINKLED-UP, DUSTY OLD BUBBLE I'VE EVER SEEN.

LIKE A DELICATE AIR RAISIN.

NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I NEED TO MAKE READY FOR TONIGHT'S DINNER

SO I'M JUST GOING TO LEAVE YOU TWO FRIENDLY STRANGERS ALONE

WITH OUR MOST BELOVED ANCIENT AND FRAGILE ATLANTEAN RELIC.

JOIN US IN THE DINING HALL WHEN YOU'VE HAD AN EYEFUL.

THANK YOU, MR. LORD ROYAL HIGHNESS, SIR.

JUST LOOK AT IT, PATRICK.

AH, THE STORIES THIS BUBBLE COULD TELL.

I JUST WISH WE COULD GET A CLOSER LOOK.

OH...

PATRICK, CATCH THE...!

OH, GOLLY!

[GROANING]

I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN HOLD THIS!

[GROANING]

WHOA!

[GASPING]

[WHIMPERING]

[LAUGHING]

WHOO, THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE, BUDDY.

YEAH, WE ALMOST POPPED THE MOST PRIZED POSSESSION OF ALL ATLANTIS.

[LAUGHING]

BOY, THAT WOULD'VE BEEN OUR GREATEST BLUNDER, WITHOUT A DOUBT.

WE SHOULD GO BEFORE SOMETHING BAD DOES HAPPEN.

LET'S GET A PICTURE FOR OUR SCRAPBOOKS BEFORE WE LEAVE.

GREAT IDEA, PATRICK.

CHEESE.

PATRICK, DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING?

UH, SORT OF A POPPING SOUND?

MM-HMM.

[SCREAMING]

SO SORRY I'M LATE.

THE TOUR RAN A LITTLE LONG.

SO, HOW ARE YOU ALL ENJOYING OUR BELOVED CITY?

I'M NEVER LEAVING THIS PLACE.

I'VE LEARNED MORE ABOUT PAINTING IN A FEW HOURS HERE

THAN I DID IN FOUR YEARS OF COMMUNITY COLLEGE.

ABSOLUTELY MARVELOUS.

AND, EUGENE, I ASSUME THE HALL OF TREASURE WAS EVERYTHING YOU HOPED FOR?

[STAMMERING]

AND, SANDRA, HOW DID YOU FIND OUR LABORATORIES?

THEY ARE JUST AMAZING.

I USED YOUR INVENTION ROOM TO MAKE THIS.

SPLENDID.

WHAT DOES IT DO?

I'LL SHOW YOU.

[BELCHING]

NOW I CAN EAT UNDERWATER WITHOUT REMOVING MY HELMET.

THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING.

I SHOULD HAVE A CURE FOR THE COMMON COLD

UP AND RUNNING BY TOMORROW AFTERNOON WITH YOUR HIGH-TECH LAB.

[WHIMPERING]

SPONGEBOB, PATRICK, TELL ME, HOW DID YOU ENJOY OUR RAREST AND MOST PRIZED POSSESSION?

UM, WE HAVE TO GO BACK TO BIKINI BOTTOM NOW.

HUH?

HUH?

[LAUGHING]

COME, ENJOY THE BEST ATLANTEAN CUISINE HAS TO OFFER BEFORE YOU GO.

[WHIMPERING]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO MORONS?

WE HAVE TO GO HOME NOW.

WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO LEAVE A PARADISE LIKE ATLANTIS?

BECAUSE, UH, GARY MISSES ME.

WE DESTROYED YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION!

[LAUGHING]

IF THERE'S ONE THING WE ATLANTEANS ENJOY, IT'S A HEALTHY DOSE OF DARK HUMOR.

[CHUCKLING]

IT'S NOT A JOKE.

WE BURST THE BUBBLE!

[GASPING]

[LAUGHING]

THAT'S NOT THE REAL BUBBLE.

IT'S JUST A PROP FOR THE TOURISTS.

THIS IS THE REAL DEAL.

OOH.

[GROWLING]

SUMMON THE ATLANTEAN ROYAL GUARD.

[SCREAMING]

[WHIMPERING]

SEIZE THESE HOSTILE BUBBLE-POPPERS.

[SCREAMING]

DON'T JUST STAND THERE.

MOVE!

CAN'T YOU GO ANY FASTER, SANDY?

MAYBE, IF Y'ALL WOULD USE YOUR FEET.

NEVER MIND.

JUST KEEP DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

[SIGHING]

HUH?

[PATRICK GRUNTING]

COME ON, PATRICK.

[LAUGHING]

THAT TICKLES.

[LAUGHING]

HANG IN THERE, LITTLE BUDDY.

[GRUNTING...]

HUH?

DON'T LET THEM GET AWAY.

[GRUNTING]

[PLANKTON LAUGHING]

[SIGHING]

THIS IS THE END OF PATCHY.

NO WATER, NO FOOD, AND STILL NO ENCINO.

HERE COME THE VULTURES TO PICK ME BONES.

[GASPING]

SHIVER ME TIMBERS, IT'S POTTY.

I WONDER WHAT PARROT TASTES LIKE.

[SQUAWKING]

COME BACK HERE.

UH-OH, HERE COME THE HALLUCINATIONS.

[COUGHING]

[SPONGEBOB LAUGHING]

PATCHY, IT'S ME, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.

[LAUGHING]

DON'T LOSE HOPE.

EVERYTHING WILL BE ALL RIGHT, WHEN YOU GET TO ENCINO.

BUT ENCINO IS GONE.

IT'S NOT GONE, IF YOU BELIEVE.

BELIEVE... BELIEVE.

[FOGHORN BLOWING]

[GASPING]

WELCOME TO ENCINO.

IT'S BACK.

SPONGEBOB WAS RIGHT.

ALL I HAD TO DO WAS BELIEVE.

[LAUGHING]

Man: ♪ WAS OUT OF SIGHT

♪ YOU GOT TO BELIEVE

♪ I'M BACK IN ENCINO

♪ YOU GOT TO BELIEVE

♪ AND EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT

♪ THE SKY ABOVE AND GROUND BELOW ♪

♪ BRING ME BACK IN ENCINO

♪ IT WAS LOST SOME TIME AGO

♪ JUST GLAD TO BE BACK HOME

♪ YOU GOT TO BELIEVE

♪ I'M BACK IN ENCINO

♪ YOU GOT TO BELIEVE

♪ IT WAS OUT OF SIGHT

♪ YOU GOT TO BELIEVE

♪ I'M BACK IN ENCINO

♪ YOU GOT TO BELIEVE

♪ AND EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT

[BABY CRYING...]

♪ YOU GOT TO BELIEVE

♪ I'M BACK IN ENCINO

♪ YOU GOT TO BELIEVE

♪ IT WAS OUT OF SIGHT

♪ YOU GOT TO BELIEVE

♪ I'M BACK IN ENCINO

♪ YOU GOT...

[MUSIC ENDS]

[EERIE SOUNDS GROW LOUDER]

OW, OW, OW, OW!

OH... IT WAS ALL A HALLUCINATION.

ENCINO'S STILL GONE.

[GROANING]

OOH, A SANDWICH.

POTTY, YOU'RE A LIFE SAVER.

[MUMBLING]

OH!

POTTY, YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE MAYO!

[GRUNTING]

HERE, YOU WANT SOME?

GO ON.

UH, TAKE IT.

I DON'T LIKE THE MAYONNAISE, YOU KNOW.

ONCE IT GETS UP ABOVE 130, 135, THE MAYONNAISE GETS KIND OF GRODY, YOU KNOW.

[PLANKTON LAUGHING]

COWER TO ME, FOOLS.

I HAVE COMMANDEERED THE MOST POWERFUL WEAPON IN THE ATLANTEAN ARSENAL.

NOW, BOW BEFORE THE NEW KING OF ATLANTIS.

THEN, PREPARE TO TASTE MY WRATH.

[GRUNTING]

HUH?

UH, I MEAN, PREPARE TO TASTE MY WRATH.

[GRUNTING]

YOU...

[GRUNTING]

PREPARE TO TASTE MY WRATH.

[GRUNTING]

Computer voice: LAUNCH SEQUENCE DEPLOYED.

[PLANKTON LAUGHING]

[GASPING]

[PLANKTON LAUGHING]

[COW MOOING]

OOH!

[MAKING EATING NOISES]

PLANKTON'S WRATH TASTES LIKE ICE CREAM.

THANKS, PLANKTON.

Plankton: ICE CREAM?

IT SHOOTS ICE CREAM?

[MAKING EATING NOISES]

OVERSIZED ICE CREAM MAKER!

[SCREAMING]

OUCH, OUCH.

LOOK, A TALKING SPECK.

THIS TALKING SPECK WILL MAKE A FANTASTIC REPLACEMENT

FOR OUR RECENTLY DEFLATED NATIONAL TREASURE.

WON'T YOU, LITTLE FELLOW?

I'LL DESTROY ALL OF YOU!

AMAZING.

THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THAT DUSTY OLD BUBBLE.

YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME.

WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE, I'LL HUNT YOU ALL DOWN LIKE A PACK OF...

HEY.

CAN'T YOU READ?

NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY.

[GENERAL CONVERSATION]

SO NICE TO MEET YOU ALL.

I HOPE YOU HAVE A SAFE JOURNEY BACK HOME, AND DO COME BACK ANY TIME.

SO LONG.

AND THANKS FOR THE TOUR.

DISPOSE OF THIS, QUICKLY.

WE CAN'T SURVIVE ANY MORE VISITORS LIKE THESE.

SIR, YES, SIR.

[GRUNTING]

I THOUGHT SPONGES WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE EASIER.

♪ GOODBYE, ATLANTIS

♪ BUT WE REALLY HAVE TO GO

♪ BACK TO A LITTLE TOWN

♪ THAT IS THE GREATEST PLACE I KNOW ♪

♪ BACK TO BIKINI BOTTOM

♪ I CAN HARDLY WAIT

♪ BUT WHAT ABOUT THE TREASURE?

♪ IT WAS REALLY GREAT

♪ I LOVE BIKINI BOTTOM

♪ IT'S WHERE MY GARY IS

♪ BUT ATLANTIS HAD THAT SCIENCE STUFF, AT WHICH I WAS A WIZ ♪

♪ SOON, I'LL SEE THE KRUSTY KRAB ♪

♪ WHERE I'M HAPPILY EMPLOYED

♪ BUT ATLANTIS HAD THE OLDEST BUBBLE ♪

♪ WHICH I CRUELLY DESTROYED

♪ YOU CAN'T BEAT BIKINI BOTTOM

♪ NO PLACE IS SO NICE

♪ BUT ATLANTIS WAS A FABULOUS ARTISTIC PARADISE ♪

♪ SORRY, SQUIDWARD, BUT IT'S THE END OF OUR ATLANTEAN VACATION ♪

♪ AND BACK TO MY DEPRESSING LIFE OF QUIET DESPERATION ♪

SpongeBob: ♪ GOODBYE, ATLANTIS

♪ WE'RE BIKINI BOTTOM BOUND

♪ PLEASE TURN THIS BUS AROUND

♪ WE HAD OUR FUN

♪ WE SURE DID

♪ BUT NOW WE'RE DONE

♪ AND I'M BUMMED

♪ WE'RE ON OUR WAY

♪ CAN'T WE STAY?

♪ SO NOW WE SAY GOODBYE

♪ I THINK I'M GONNA CRY

Patrick: ♪ ME, TOO

SpongeBob: ♪ GOODBYE, ATLANTIS

[PATRICK CRYING]

♪ WE'RE BIKINI BOTTOM BOUND

♪ THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME

Krabs: ♪ THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE ATLANTIS ♪

SpongeBob: ♪ I CAN'T WAIT TO GET HOME ♪

Krabs: ♪ I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK ♪

SpongeBob: ♪ WE'RE BIKINI BOTTOM BOUND ♪

Sandy: ♪ PLEASE DON'T MAKE US LEAVE ♪

SpongeBob: ♪ WE'RE BIKINI BOTTOM BOUND ♪

Squidward: STOP SAYING THAT.

SpongeBob: ♪ I EVEN LOVE THE SOUND ♪

All: ♪ GOODBYE, ATLANTIS

SpongeBob: ♪ BIKINI BOTTOM IS THE GREATEST PLACE TO BE ♪

All: ♪ GOODBYE, ATLANTIS.

[SINGING FADES]

PRETTY GOOD STORY, EH, KIDS?

[GLASS BREAKING]

I FOUND ENCINO.

BUT IT'S ALL TINY.

SOMEONE MUST HAVE... [GASPING].

[SCREAMING]

SORRY, SIR.

OUR SON, NORBLOCK FIVE, WAS MESSING AROUND WITH THE "SHRINKATRON" AGAIN.

NO, NO, NO, NO.

I WANT ENCINO FULL-SIZE AGAIN.

THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME.

THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME.

OK, HAND IT OVER, NORBLOCK FIVE.

WE'LL FIX YOUR TOWN, BEARDY.

BEARDY?

[GASPING]

[CAR HORN HONKING]

[COW MOOING]

[SCREAMING...]

WELL, LOOKS LIKE EVERYTHING'S BACK TO THE RIGHT SIZE, EH, POTTY?

POTTY?

[POTTY SQUAWKING]

[SCREAMING]

WELL, KIDS, I'M A LITTLE BUSY RIGHT NOW

BUT BE SURE TO COME BACK REAL SOON FOR MORE OF YOUR OLD PAL PATCHY.

[SCREAMING]

AND MORE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.

POTTY, WILL YOU GET OFF OF ME?

[♪...]

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