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ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

Children: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

Children: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

♪ OHH... ♪

♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? ♪

Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

Captain: ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE ♪

Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

Captain: ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHIN' YOU WISH ♪

Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

Captain: ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪

Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

Captain: ♪ READY? ♪

All: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

Captain: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

[CAPTAIN LAUGHING]

[WHISTLING]

[WAVES CRASHING... SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]

[♪...]

"AND THEN, THE LITTLE UGLY MOLLUSK RAN ALL THE WAY HOME."

SPONGEBOB, YOU GOT TO SEE THIS!

THERE'S AN EMERGENCY BROADCAST ON MY TV.

Man: THE DAY YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR IS ALMOST HERE.

THAT'S RIGHT.

GLOVE WORLD HAS A NEW RIDE.

IT'S BIG.

[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

IT'S FAST.

[SCREAMING]

HAROLD, NO!

IT'S PAINFUL.

[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

IT'S THE FIERY FIST O' PAIN, OPENING TOMORROW, ONLY AT GLOVE WORLD.

TOMORROW!

SPONGEBOB, WE GOT TO GET TO BED SO WE CAN BE FIRST IN LINE.

[SPONGEBOB MOANING]

GLOVE WORLD.

ROLLER COASTER.

FIRST IN LINE.

[♪...]

EXCUSE ME.

WHICH WAY TO THE FIST O' PAIN?

[SCREAMING...]

IN THE NAME OF AMUSEMENT, NO!

[SCREAMING]

I DON'T WANT TO RIDE THE FIERY FIST OF PAIN!

[FOGHORN BLOWING]

YOU READY TO RIDE THE FIST OF PAIN?

NO!

WELL, YEAH.

IT'S JUST THAT I HAD A BAD DREAM LAST NIGHT.

REALLY?

ME TOO.

WHAT WAS YOUR DREAM ABOUT, PATRICK?

OH, LOOK, THE BUS IS HERE!

SpongeBob: WAIT FOR ME, PATRICK!

WHOO, FIERY FIST OF PAIN, HERE WE COME!

YEAH, DUDES.

WE'RE ALL RIDING THE FIST O' PAIN.

I HEARD SOMEBODY RODE IT AND HIS SPINE FELL OUT.

DUDE, I HOPE MY SPINE FALLS OUT.

YEAH, ME TOO.

BOY, THE FIST O' PAIN SURE SOUNDS...

...REALLY, REALLY SCARY.

I MEAN, "FUN-IFYING."

I MEAN, "HOI-TASTIC."

I MEAN, "FUNABLE."

FUN.

REALLY, REALLY FUN.

YEAH, REALLY FUN.

[GENERAL CONVERSATION]

[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

[GULPING]

THAT SURE LOOKS LIKE FUN.

YEAH, I CAN'T WAIT TO RIDE IT.

[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]

TICKETS, PLEASE.

NO TICKET.

I MUST'VE LEFT IT AT HOME.

I SWALLOWED MY TICKET.

I GUESS WE'RE NOT GOING TO BE RIDING THE FIST OF PAIN TODAY.

HOLD ON A SECOND.

HERE'S YOUR TICKETS, IN YOUR BACK POCKETS.

OH, BARNACLES.

IT SURE WAS LUCKY WE FOUND OUR TICKETS.

YEAH, BAD LUCK.

I MEAN, GOOD LUCK.

VERY GOOD LUCK.

THERE IT IS.

[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

THAT LINE LOOKS AWFULLY LONG.

OH, I KNOW.

LET'S GO ON SOME OF THE DUMB KIDDIE RIDES FIRST.

YEAH, AND THEN, THE FIST OF PAIN WILL SEEM EVEN COOLER.

YEAH.

PHEW.

CAN YOU BELIEVE SOME PEOPLE ARE AFRAID TO RIDE ROLLER COASTERS?

YEAH, ONLY A REAL BABY WOULD BE AFRAID OF ROLLER... WHOA!

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, PATRICK.

IT'S GLOVIE GLOVE.

GET OVER THERE, AND I'LL TAKE YOUR PICTURE WITH HIM.

SpongeBob: GET CLOSER, PATRICK.

UH-UH.

SpongeBob: COME ON, CLOSER.

THAT'S IT.

A LITTLE MORE.

NOW HOLD ON TO HIS THUMB.

GIVE ME A BIG SMILE.

HOW DO I LOOK?

WOW, I LOOK GREAT.

[CHEERING]

THE MITTEN!

[CLEARING THROAT]

I MEAN, THE MITTEN.

THAT RIDE'S FOR BABIES.

YEAH, LET'S RIDE IT JUST TO SEE HOW "BABYFIED" IT IS.

[SHRIEKING]

[SCREAMING...]

[WHIMPERING...]

HMPH!

I GUESS THAT RIDE WAS TOO MUCH FOR THE LITTLE GUY.

[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

WELL, THE LINE LOOKS A LITTLE BIT SHORTER NOW.

CAN YOU BELIEVE SOME PEOPLE ARE SCARED OF THIS RIDE?

[LAUGHING]

YEAH, IT'S PERFECTLY SAFE.

NO ONE GETS HURT RIDING THESE "ROLY" COASTERS.

WHY?

WHY, WHY?

[SCREAMING]

WHY WON'T YOU LET ME ON THE RIDE?

SIR, YOU HAVE A SERIOUS MEDICAL CONDITION.

BUT IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.

[CHEERING]

OH, YEAH!

ONE MORE TIME!

YOU KNOW, THIS IS THE LINE FOR THE BATHROOM.

[LAUGHING]

WE'VE GONE EIGHT TIMES.

AND I WENT THREE TIMES ALL BY MYSELF.

I'M GOING TO WALK AWAY NOW.

BYE.HAVE FUN.

Larry: SPONGEBOB, PATRICK!

HELLO, LARRY.

I JUST GOT OFF THE FIST O' PAIN.

MAN, WHAT A RUSH.

AH.

YOU SMELL THAT?

THAT'S THE SMELL OF ADRENALINE.

OOH, IT'S, UM, VERY MANLY, LARRY.

SPONGEBOB, I'M NOT SMELLING ANY ADRENALINE ON YOU.

YOU HAVEN'T GONE ON THE RIDE?

UM, I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE.

WE HAVEN'T GONE ON THE RIDE BECAUSE I'M HUNGRY.

I'M VERY HUNGRY.

HUNGRY, HUNGRY.

COME ON, PATRICK.

YOU AND ME, PAL.

I'M HUNGRY TOO.

MAYBE I SHOULD STOP MAKING PEOPLE SMELL ME.

[SIGHING]

WANT SOME?

NO THANKS, PATRICK.

UM, YOU'VE GOT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYEBROWS.

YEAH, THAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH THIS BRAND.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

HURRY BACK, SO WE CAN GO ON THE RIDE.

[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

"WHAT'S THE MATTER, SPONGEBOB?"

OH, DELICIOUS DAIRY TREAT, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

"PATRICK'S YOUR BEST FRIEND.

YOU CAN'T LET HIM DOWN."

I KNOW, BUT THE RIDE IS REALLY SCARY.

"YOU WANT TO SEE SCARY?

I'LL SHOW YOU SCARY."

OW, OW, OW, OW, OW.

"YOU LIKE THAT?

YOU LIKE THAT?

HUH?

YOU LIKE THAT?"

IT'S JUST A RIDE.

WHAT ARE YOU SO SCARED ABOUT?

YOU CAN DO IT.

NO, YOU CAN'T.

YOU'RE A BIG CRYBABY.

OH, YEAH?

[GRUNTING]

I THOUGHT WE SETTLED THIS THE LAST TIME.

OW, QUIT IT.

OW, QUIT IT.

OW, QUIT IT.

OW, QUIT IT.

SPONGEBOB, I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.

I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING, TOO, PATRICK.

Man: Attention.

Glove World will be closing in five minutes.

FIVE MINUTES?

[PANTING]

SpongeBob: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

WARNING.

THIS RIDE MAY CAUSE CRYING, SCREAMING, PROJECTILE VOMITING

AMNESIA, SPINE LOSS, EMBARRASSING ACCIDENTS, UNCONTROLLABLE GAS...

...AND EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA.

[EXPLOSION]

IS THAT ALL?

BIG DEAL.

I DID HALF THAT STUFF THIS MORNING.

Man: Last call for the Fiery Fist of Pain.

WELL, THIS IS IT, PAT.

YUP.

HERE WE GO.

AH-HA.

ON THE FIERY FIST OF PAIN.

AFTER YOU.

WE MADE IT.

YEAH.

PLEASE KEEP YOUR ARMS AND LEGS IN THE VEHICLE AT ALL TIMES.

THERE.

NOW IF YOU COULD JUST SIGN THIS RELEASE

ABSOLVING GLOVE WORLD IN CASE OF ACCIDENTAL SPINE LOSS...

WELL, NICE KNOWING YOU.

READY IN 10.

OOH, THIS IS IT, PATRICK.

NINE... EIGHT...

WE MADE IT.

SEVEN... SIX...

WE'RE NOT SCAREDY-CATS.

FIVE... FOUR...

WE'RE NOT CRYBABIES.

THREE... TWO...

WE'RE BRAVE.

[BUZZING]

[SCREAMING]

Man: Uh, we're experiencing some technical difficulties.

MAN, THIS CHEAP THING IS ALWAYS BREAKING DOWN.

HEY, SORRY, GUYS.

MAYBE NEXT TIME.

[SIGHING]

PATRICK, I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE.

I WAS REALLY SCARED ABOUT GOING ON THIS RIDE.

ME TOO.

I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU BECAUSE, WELL, I DIDN'T WANT TO DISAPPOINT YOU.

I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO BE DISAPPOINTED IN ME.

BUT NOW WE DON'T HAVE TO FACE OUR FEARS.

THE RIDE IS BROKEN.

YEAH!

OH, WAIT.

IT'S FINE.

HUH?

HAVE FUN.

[SCREAMING]

SpongeBob: PATRICK, I DON'T WANT TO FACE MY FEARS.

I'M AFRAID OF 'EM.

[GASPING]

GOOD-BYE, PATRICK.

GOOD-BYE, SPONGEBOB.

[SCREAMING...]

[SCREAMING...]

Woman: Please wait until the car has come to a complete stop.

[WHIMPERING...]

And stop crying.

IT'S OVER.

YOU CAN GET OUT NOW.

WE DID IT!

WE CONQUERED OUR FEARS.

WE STOPPED CRYING.

WE SURVIVED THE FIST O' PAIN.

HEY, HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.

YOU FORGOT THESE.

SpongeBob and Patrick: OUR SPINES.

YEAH.

[GROANING]

[LAUGHING]

LET'S GO AGAIN.

YEAH.

[♪...]

Plankton: OH, BROTHER.

JUST LOOK AT THIS PLACE.

MIGHT AS WELL BE A MAUSOLEUM.

ABYSMAL.

OH WELL, AT LEAST IT'S STRUCTURALLY SOUND.

[GRUNTING]

FORGET THIS.

I'M SICK OF NOT HAVING ANY BUSINESS.

Karen: THEN WHY DON'T YOU FIX THIS RUST BUCKET UP?

LOOK AROUND.

CHIPPING PAINT, BAD PLUMBING, DUST BUNNIES.

IT'S NO WONDER YOU DON'T HAVE ANY CUSTOMERS.

OK, I GET IT, I GET IT.

IT'S TIME TO GIVE THIS PLACE A COMPLETE OVERHAUL.

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTS] WHOA.

[GROANING...]

I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SUBJECT MYSELF TO SUCH MENIAL LABOR.

[GRUNTING]

[COUGHING]

[GROANING]

THIS IS A JOB FOR AN IMBECILE.

[LAUGHING...]

OR TWO IMBECILES.

[LAUGHING]

EXCUSE ME, GENTLEMEN.

I AM SORRY TO BOTHER YOU, BUT I'M HAVING A BIT OF TROUBLE WITH MY ABODE.

YOU SEE, [SNIFFLES], I WOULD LIKE TO PAINT THE CHUM BUCKET

TO PLEASE MY WIFE, BUT ALAS, I AM TOO SMALL AND FEEBLE.

OH, WELL, WE CAN HELP YOU.

RIGHT, PATRICK?

UH-HUH.

I CAME PREPARED, TOO.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT.

OK, BOYS, KAREN WANTS THIS PLACE TO REALLY SPARKLE.

I WAS THINKING IT COULD USE A LITTLE MORE PIZZAZZ.

PIZZAZZ, YEAH.

HEY, I KNOW.

WHY DON'T YOU PAINT THE ENTIRE CHUM BUCKET?

WHOA, REALLY?

OH, YES, I NEED YOUR ARTISTIC VISION.

YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO DISAPPOINT MY KAREN, NOW, WOULD YOU?

NO, UH-UH.NO, SIR.

WELL, HOP TO IT, LADS.

YES, SIR.

WOOP-WOOP-WOOP-WOOP.

HEEL, TOE, HEEL, TOE, HEEL, TOE, HEEL, TOE, HEEL, TOE.

SpongeBob and Patrick: ♪ TRA-LA-LA-LA-LA, TRA-LA-LA-LA-LA ♪

♪ WE LOVE TO WORK ♪

WHAT THE...?

SPONGEBOB, WHAT ATROCITYIS THIS?

OH, HI, SQUIDWARD.

"LOOKIE."

MR. PLANKTON'S HAVING US PAINT.

HE CALLS IT PIZZAZZ.

PIZZAZZ, HUH?

WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?

PLANKTON SAYS HE NEEDS OUR ARTISTIC VISION.

LET'S SHOW HIM.

[GRUNTING]

YOU BUFFOONS WOULDN'T KNOW ARTISTIC VISION IF IT HIT YOU OVER THE HEAD.

NOW, WHERE'S A PAINTBRUSH?

I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT ARTISTIC VISION IS ALL ABOUT.

START WITH LIGHT BRUSH STROKES.

OH.

YEAH, PERFECT.

SIMPLETONS.

AMAZING.

I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO TRICK THE TALL ONE.

[LAUGHING]

MY PLAN IS FALLING RIGHT INTO PLACE.

WITH THOSE THREE BOOBS PREOCCUPIED, STEALING THE FORMULA WILL BE A SNAP.

SpongeBob: MR. PLANKTON?

ALL THIS HARD WORK IS MAKING US THIRSTY.

DO YOU THINK WE COULD GET A DRINK?

LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING, SPONGEBOB.

I SURE WISH I COULD OFFER YOU A COLD DRINK FOR ALL YOUR HARD WORK

BUT ALAS, MY PIPES ARE RUSTED SHUT.

[GROANING]

OOH, I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN.

YES, IF ONLY THERE WAS SOME WAY I COULD...

WHERE'D HE GO?

♪ LA-LA-LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA-LA-LA ♪

[LAUGHING]

♪ LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA-LA ♪

[GRUNTING]

[SCREAMING]

[GROANING]

[LAUGHING]

SECRET FORMULA, HERE I COME.

[SCREAMING]

SpongeBob: ♪ LA-LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA ♪

PERFECT.

HUH?

[GRUNTING]

NO, NO, NO!

IT'S ALL WRONG.

DON'T YOU KNOW A THING ABOUT ART?

GIVE ME THAT BRUSH.

[CHUCKLING]

YES, YES, AND YES.

VOILA.

A LOG CABIN?

YEAH, I JUST THINK THEY'RE SO COZY.

NOW, THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL ART.

EVERYONE'S A CRITIC.

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE KRABS'S FACE WHEN HE DISCOVERS

THAT I'VE ABSCONDED WITH THE SECRET KRABBY PATTY FORMULA.

SpongeBob: HEY, PLANKTON.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE NEW WINDOW?

WE GOT IT FROM THE KRUSTY KRAB.

SPONGEBOB, HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO SEE OUT OF A WINDOW THAT HIGH?

I GUESS I HADN'T THOUGHT ABOUT THAT.

Patrick: I DID.

LOOK, PLANKTON.

IT'S THE PERFECT HEIGHT FOR YOUR KIND.

SEE, SPONGEBOB?

PATRICK'S USING THE OLD NOGGIN.

HE KNOWS I'LL ACTUALLY WANT TO SEE OUT THE WINDOW.

WAIT, YOU WANTED TO SEE OUT THE WINDOW?

WEIRD.

[GROWLING...]

UH...

CAN'T YOU TWO DO ANYTHING RIGHT?

I GIVE YOU ONE SIMPLE TASK AFTER ANOTHER, AND...

JUST FORGET IT.

IT WAS FOOLISH OF ME TO THINK THIS PLAN WOULD EVER WORK

WHEN NOTHING ELSE IN MY LIFE HAS PANNED OUT.

TELEMARKETING, LIFEGUARDING, CREATIVE WRITING, ALL SUCH BITTER FAILURES.

[SOBBING]

OH, IT'S OK, LITTLE, GREEN... CREATURE.

PATRICK AND I ARE GONNA KEEP WORKING ON THE CHUM BUCKET

UNTIL IT'S THE MOST "PIZZAZZIEST" RESTAURANT IN BIKINI BOTTOM.

[SOBBING]

REALLY?

AND HOW.

COME ON, FELLOWS, LET'S DO SOME INTERIOR DECORATING.

OH, GOOD-BYE, PAINTBRUSH.

HELLO, ANTIQUE FINISH.

WELL, THAT OUGHT TO KEEP THEM BUSY FOR A WHILE.

HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP, HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP.

HUP-HUP.

[GRUNTING]

HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP, HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP.

[LAUGHING]

I JUST NEED TO SNEAK PAST KRABS AND I'M HOME FREE.

HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP.

HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP.

WHERE COULD THAT STINGY CRAB BE?

HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP.

[LAUGHING]

[GASPING]

STILL DON'T SEE HIM.

HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP.

[GASPING]

THE SAFE.

I'M IN THE CLEAR, BABY.

IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

NO, NO TEARS.

NOT YET.

THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE.

[LAUGHING]

AT LONG LAST.

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

AND THE SECRET FORMULA IS, ONE BOTTLE OF MOLTING LOTION.

TAKE PASSPORT PHOTO.

GET NEW SAFE, TRAVEL SIZE.

THIS ISN'T THE SECRET FORMULA.

IT'S A TO-DO LIST.

[SCREAMING]

[GROWLING]

[SNORTING]

HUH?

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE KRUSTY KRAB?

[GASPING]

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CHUM BUCKET?

[PLANKTON CRYING]

Plankton: CURSES.

THIS ISN'T WHAT I MEANT BY RENOVATION.

I KNOW, ISN'T IT GREAT?

IT LOOKS JUST LIKE THE KRUSTY KRAB.

Mr. Krabs: IT LOOKS MORE LIKE PLANKTON TRYING TO STEAL ME RESTAURANT.

MR. KRABS, YOU'VE RETURNED FROM YOUR VACATION.

AND IT'S TIME FOR THE KRUSTY KRAB TO RETURN FROM ITSVACATION.

[GRUNTING]

HOORAY.

AND I BET YOU TRIED TO STEAL THIS TOO.

[LAUGHING]

WELL, "STEAL" IS SUCH A STRONG WORD.

[SCREAMING]

YOU DON'T REALLY THINK I'D LEAVE ME SECRET FORMULA BEHIND WHEN I GO ON VACATION, DO YOU?

NOW, STAY AWAY FROM ME...

...RESTAURANT, BUG.

I THINK WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS BEFORE.

ALLOW ME TO DO THE HONORS.

[GRUNTING]

AHH...

OH, EXCELLENT JOB, GENIUS.

YOU REALLY FIXED THE PLACE UP.

DON'T NAG ME, KAREN.

I'VE HAD A LONG DAY.

YEP, SQUIDWARD, YOU REALLY OUTDID YOURSELF WITH THE NEW DECOR.

WHERE'D YOU GET THE FOUNTAIN?

THAT, I SCULPTED OUT OF THE CONCRETE FOUNDATION OF THE CHUM BUCKET.

AND ALL THESE METAL DECORATIONS?

THOSE WERE ALL FABRICATED FROM THE CHUM BUCKET WALLS.

AND THE COMPUTER?

OH, THAT'S PLANKTON'S WIFE.

WELL, IT LOOKS GREAT, LAD, AND IT DIDN'T COST ME A DIME.

WOW, $25 FOR A KRABBY PATTY?

RIPOFF, DUDE.

NOT COOL.

BUT YOU'RE PAYING FOR THE ENHANCED AMBIENCE, DUDE.

WELL, THAT'S TRUE.

IT IS PRETTY CLASSY IN HERE.

GIVE ME FOUR.

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