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ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

Kids: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

I CAN'T HEARYOU.

Kids: [SHOUTING] AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

♪ OHH...

♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? ♪

Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

Captain: ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE ♪

Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

Captain: ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHIN' YOU WISH ♪

Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

Captain: ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪

Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

Captain: ♪ READY?

All: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

Captain: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

[CAPTAIN LAUGHING]

[WHISTLING]

[WAVES CRASHING... SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]

[♪...]

Spongebob: GOTTA HURRY, GARY.

THE SOONER I GET TO BED, THE SOONER I'LL GET TO SLEEP

AND THE SOONER I GET TO SLEEP, THE SOONER I'LL WAKE UP

AND THE SOONER I WAKE UP, OH HO HO...

THE SOONER I CAN GO TO WORK AT THE BEST JOB IN THE WHOLE WORLD...

THE KRUSTY KRAB.

NOW TO JUST PUT ON THESE SLEEPY-TIME BLINDERS

BEFORE I RUN EXCITEDLY TO BED.

[THUMP]

WELL, GOOD NIGHT, GAR'.

MEOW.

I'M JUST GONNA TURN OUT THE LIGHTS...

CLICKETY-POO...

AND CLOSE MY EYES AND GO TO SLEEP.

[SNORING]

JUST CLOSE MY EYES

AND GO TO SLEEP.

GRRR, GRRR.

JUST CLOSE MY...

MAYBE IF I RUN AROUND, IT'LL TIRE ME OUT.

[PANTING]

OH, I JUST GOTTA GET SOME SLEEP!

THERE'S ONLY ONE THING FOR THIS.

AHH, THAT'S THE STUFF.

A GLASS OF WARM SNAIL MILK.

AH.

[GLASS BREAKS]

[WATCH BEEPS]

DA... WHY ISN'T IT WORKING?

[SNORING]

[CROWING LIKE A ROOSTER]

OH, GARY, WHAT HAPPENED?

AH, I'M LATE FOR WORK.

[PANTING]

OH, MY GOSH, ONLY 20 SECONDS TO GO.

WHAT THE... BRIDGE OUT?

[PANTING]

[GASPS] HOPSCOTCH?

[PANTING]

[ALL CHEERING]

[PANTING] ALMOST THERE.

[PANTING]

AH...!

NO...!

I'M LATE.

WHAT'S MR. KRABS GONNA SAY?

EH...

[THINKING]: Tardy pants.

You, Sir, are a tardy pants.

Wait 'til Mr. Krabs finds out.

You better think of something to save your job.

Man on speaker: ONE KRABBY PATTY AND KRABBY FRIES

FOR TABLE FOUR.

ORDER UP.

HERE YOU GO, SIR.

ONE KRABBY PATTY, KRABBY FRIES AND A KRABBY DRINK

IN THREE SECONDS FLAT.

SPILL AT TABLE...

I'M ON IT.

NOTHING A DEDICATED "ON TIME" EMPLOYEE CAN'T HANDLE.

KIDDIES GET A FREE TOUCH-UP.

HA... ALL DONE.

HEY, SPONGEBOB.

NO...!

PLEASE DON'T THROW ME OUT IN THE STREET.

I AM SO SORRY FOR WHAT I DID.

WHAT'D YOU DO?

I WAS A MINUTE LATE FOR WORK.

A MINUTE LATE?

A WHOLE 60 SECONDS.

WELL, UH, DON'T DO IT AGAIN.

NO, NO, YOU HAVE TO PUNISH ME.

WHAT?

OK, UH... THEN WIPE DOWN THE SALAD BAR.

AYE, AYE, SIR.

NOW GOOD NIGHT.

I LOVE IT HERE, MR. KRABS.

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, SHEESH.

IF YOU LOVE IT HERE SO MUCH

WHY DON'T YOU JUST LIVE HERE?

[LAUGHS]

EH... UH.

SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT.

WHAT IS IT?

DO I MISS MY OLD CLOCK?

MAYBE IT'S MY OWN BED?

OH, THAT'S IT.

I'LL MAKE THE KRUSTY KRAB JUST LIKE HOME.

WHAT DO YOU SAY, GARY?

[MUFFLED]: MEOW.

[SNORING]Mr. Krabs: SPONGEBOB.

WHAT IN NEPTUNE'S NAVY IS GOIN' ON HERE?

SPONGEBOB REPORTING FOR DUTY, SIR.

HOW LONG YOU BEEN HERE?

ALL NIGHT, SIR.

ALL NIGHT?

THAT'S RIGHT, I'M GONNA LIVE HERE FROM NOW ON

SO I'LL NEVER EVER BE TARDYPANTS AGAIN.

HOLD ON, THIS AIN'T NO HOTEL, BOY.

HERE'S MY FIRST MONTH'S RENT.

RENT?

OK.

WELL, LET'S GET READY FOR THE CUSTOMERS.

START SCRUBBING THE GRILL AND...ALREADY DONE, SIR.

WELL, THEN, START COOKIN' SOME&

DONE.

ALL THAT BEFORE WE'VE EVEN OPENED OUR DOORS, SIR.

OK.

THEN GET CLEANED UP, YOU LOOK A MESS.

EW, GUESS I COULD USE SOME FRESHENING UP.

[WATER HISSING]

[ENGINE STOPS]

JAMMED AGAIN.

Spongebob: [SCREAMS] OH, HI, SQUIDWARD.

SPONGEBOB, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

OH, I LIVE HERE NOW.

IN THE DISHWASHER?

NO, AT THE KRUSTY KRAB.

NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME.

SPONGEBOB LIVING AT THE KRUSTY KRAB?

WAIT A MINUTE, IF HE'S LIVING HERE

THAT MEANS HE WON'T BE LIVING NEXT TO ME.

AH... [LAUGHING]

MUST BE A FULL MOON.

MR. SQUIDWARD?

JUST SAYING GOOD NIGHT TO SPONGEBOB, MR. KRABS.

SWEET DREAMS, SPONGEBOB.

YOU LOOK SO MUCH COMFIER HERE THAN IN YOUR OLD HOME.

WON'T YOU MISS ME LIVING NEXT-DOOR, SQUIDWARD?

PFFT... [LAUGHS] NO.

COMING, EUGENE.

WHOO-HOO-HOO.

GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP, HERE I COME.

...AND WHEN I WENT HOME AT NIGHT, GUESS WHAT?

HE WASN'T THERE?

RIGHT.

AND, AND WHEN I WOKE UP IN THE MORNING...

CAN I JUST GET MY CHANGE?

...HE STILL WASN'T THERE! [LAUGHING]

COME ON, MAN, MY CHANGE.

[LAUGHING]

OH, HERE YOU GO.

YEAH, WELL, THANK-- [GASPS][LAUGHING]

OH, REAL FUNNY, BUDDY.

TWO SOCKS AND A PAIR OF TIGHTY WHITIES?

SOCKS AND [GASPS] WHAT THE?

SPONGEBOB, WHY IS YOUR UNDERWEAR IN THE CASH REGISTER?

WELL I HAD TO PUT 'EM SOMEWHERE

AND MY UNDERWEAR DRAWER IS ALL FILLED UP WITH KRABBY PATTIES

AND THE FREEZER'S ALL FILLED UP WITH MY SNOWFLAKE COLLECTION.

SO I PUT THE CASH FROM THE CASH REGISTER IN THE PICKLE JAR.

WHAT?

[LAUGHS] OH, LIGHTEN UP, SQUIDWARD.

'TIS HARMLESS TOMFOOLERY.

DO YOU WANNA KNOW WHERE THE MUSTARD IS?

MEOW.

[SCREAMS] EWW.

WELL, HE MAY BE TWICE AS ANNOYING AT WORK

BUT IT STILL BEATS HAVING HIM AS A NEIGHBOR.

[SIGHS] OW.

AH.

♪ LAUNDRY SONG, LA-LA-LA ♪

♪ SING ABOUT YOUR LAUNDRY ALL DAY LONG ♪

♪ LA-LA-LA-LA LAUNDRY SONG ♪

SPONGEBOB.

YOU CAN'T BE HANGING YOUR DELICATES IN ME CUSTOMERS' FACES.

WELL, THEY DON'T SEEM TO MIND.

OH, I HAVE DISGUSTING CLIENTELE

WHO SPEND THEIR MONEY FREELY.

HA-HA, AYE, AYE,CAPTAIN.

BECAUSE I'D HATE FOR A CERTAIN LIVING ARRANGEMENT

MEANING YOURS, TO INTERFERE WITH SAID MONEY SPENDING.

WHAT THE BARNACLES?

[GASPS] SPONGEBOB.

WHY'S YOUR BED IN ME OFFICE?

IT WAS GETTING KIND OF CROWDED IN THE KITCHEN...

SO I MOVED IN HERE.

YOU CAN'T STAYIN HERE.

THESE ARE ME PRIVATE QUARTERS, BOY.

THE ONLY PLACE I CAN ESCAPE FOR SOLITUDE DURING THE DAY.

BUT I'LL ONLY BE HERE AT NIGHT.

PLEASE, MR. KRABS?

I WON'T GET IN YOUR WAY, PLEASE.

OH, OK.

BUT I'LL HAVE TO RAISE YOUR RENT.

OH, THANK YOU, MR.-

[DOORBELL RINGS]

[GASP] MY PARENTS.

YOUR PARENTS?

MOM, DAD, COME ON IN.

AND THIS IS THE GUEST ROOM.

MOM, DAD, MR. KRABS.

OH, HELLO.

WHOA.[GLASS BREAKS]

WELL, I'LL LET YOU TWO GET SETTLED.

IS THIS YOUR SNAIL?

[GASPS] GARY.

BAD BOY, NO.

PUT THAT THING ON A LEASH.

SQUIDWARD.

WHO PUT THESE FANCY SMELLING SOAPS IN THE RESTROOM?

THE SAME PERSON WHO KNITTED THESE NAPKIN HOLDERS

AND EMBROIDERED THE MENUS.

[GASP]

ARG.

THAT BOY'S TAKIN' THE MANLINESS OUT OF ME RESTAURANT.

WHAT? OH, HE DIDN'T.

FLORAL PRINT CURTAINS IN ME OFFICE?

THAT'S IT, THAT'S THE LAST STRAW.

I'M NOT PUTTING UP WITH THIS ANY LONGER.

[GRUNTING]

[SCREAMS]

OH, I... I'M SORRY.

I DIDN'T KNOW...

[SCREAMS]

WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?NO, I...

[CRASH]

[SCREAMS]

WHAT THE?

[BUZZING]

THANKS, SPONGEBOB.

IF I COULD REACH, I'D DO IT MYSELF.

[CROWD SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS]

ME CUSTOMERS.

[CRYING]

GONE, GONE.

ALL THEY WANTED [SNIFF] WAS TO GIVE ME...

[CRIES] THEIR MONEY.

[SOBBING]

SPONGEBOB.

PACK YOUR BAGS, BOY, YOUR MOVIN' OUT.

[RAZOR BUZZES]

[SIGHS]

[ENGINE RUNNING]

WHAT THE?

SPONGEBOB, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

OH, MR. KRABS KICKED ME OUT

SO NOW WE'RE NEIGHBORS AGAIN.

HEY, MY DRUMS.

NO...!

[CRYING]

SQUIDWARD!

[♪...]

Narrator: IT IS A COLD AND WINDY DAY.

BIKINI BOTTOM IS COVERED IN GOOSE BUMPS.

[TEETH CHATTERING]

OH, IT'S FREEZING IN HERE.

NOT IF YOU GET UP AND EXERCISE.

HUP-TWO, HUP-TWO.

YES, SIR, MY BUNS ARE NICE AND TOASTY.

[SIZZLING]

I'M SO GLAD I DON'T EAT HERE.

[WIND BLOWING]

BRR...!

HOW COLD DOES KRABS KEEP THIS PLACE, ANYWAY?

62 DEGREES?

OH, THAT CHEAPSKATE.

I'M GOING TO SET IT TO A TOASTY 63.

[BEEP] HUH?

[ALARM RINGING]

WHO... TOUCHED...

ME THERMOSTAT?

OH, THANKS A...

YOU'RE WELCOME, SQUIDWARD.

MR. SQUIDWARD, YOU'RE ALWAYS GOIN' ON

ABOUT YOUR BOOK CLUB.

READ THIS.

Squidward: "DO NOT TOUCH THERMOSTAT EVER."

HEAT COSTS MONEY!

THERE'S TWO WAYS TO GET ON ME BAD SIDE, BOYS.

I DON'T LIKE KIDS PLAYING IN ME YARD.

AND NOBODY BUT ME TOUCHES ME THERMOSTAT.

THAT'S TOTALLY SELFISH.

YEAH, YOUR YARD IS REALLY FUN.

THERE ARE KIDS PLAYING ON IT RIGHT NOW.

WHAT?

[CHILDREN CHATTERING]

Mr. Krabs: HEY, YOU KIDS GET OFF OF MY LAWN.

Male voice: THAT'S RIGHT, RUN, KRABS

FOR I HAVE FOUND YOUR ACHILLES HEEL.

I'LL FREEZE YOU OUT OF BUSINESS

AND I'LL DO IT WITH YOUR PRECIOUS THERMOSTAT.

[LAUGHING]

[BUZZER RINGING]WHAT THE... OH, NO!

CODE RED!

ABANDON SHIP, ABANDON SHIP!

[SCREAMS]

Plankton [INSIDE STOMACH]: No matter.

In four to six hours

I will have my revenge.

[LAUGHING]

I'M GONNA GO RECOVER FROM HYPOTHERMIA.

HIPPO-WHAT-IA?

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

IT MEANS HE'S A BIG FAT CRYBABY.

[TOILET FLUSHES]

LOCKED IN AGAIN.

THAT KRUSTY OLD BARNACLE MIGHT KEEP ME FROM HIS SECRET FORMULA

BUT I'D LIKE TO SEE HIM SERVE A KRABBY PATTY

WHEN I'M DONE WITH THIS PLACE.

INTO EVERY LIFE

A LITTLE RAIN MUST FALL, KRABS.

IT'S JUST BUSINESS.

[WIND GUSTING]

WELL, MAYBE IT ISPERSONAL.

I'M TOUCHING YOUR THERMOSTAT.

I'M TOUCHING YOUR THERMOSTAT.

[LAUGHS]

Mr. Krabs: NO, NO.

SOMEONE... TOUCHING...

THERMOSTAT.

OH, I MEANT TO BRING A SWEATER.

IT'S COLDER THAN YESTERDAY.

THAT'S WHY I WORE MITTENS.

MMM, TOASTY.

HUH?

Mr. Krabs: MORNING, BOYS.

LOCK'S A BIT STICKY THIS MORNING.

IS IT COLD IN HERE OR IS IT JUST ME?

WELL, GET TO WORK.

WHAT?

AYE, AYE, MR. KRABS,WHOA.HA.

WHOA!

Spongebob: PARDON ME.

[SCREAMS]

ALL RIGHT, QUIT CLOWNING AROUND AND GET TO WORK.

YES, SIR.

AS SOON AS YOU TURN THE HEAT UP.

Mr. Krabs: THE TEMPERATURE STAYS AT 62 DEGREES.

THERE'S ICICLES HANGING FROM THE CEILING.

I DON'T CARE IF "SANTEE" CLAUS AND JACK FROST

ARE HAVING ICE CREAM CONES.

DON'T... TOUCH...

THE THERMOSTAT![RUMBLING]

AH, AH, AH, AH!

I KNEW YOU'D BE TOO STUBBORN TO TURN THE HEAT UP.

LET'S SEE HOW LONG YOU KEEP THOSE CUSTOMERS

WHEN YOU GIVE THEM THE COLD SHOULDER.

[CROWD GRUMBLING]

WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG?

QUIT YOUR LOLLYGAGGIN' AND GET A MOVE ON.

WHOA...

ORDER UP.

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

Customer: YEAH, LET'S GO.

Plankton: YES, FLEE THAT FROZEN WASTELAND.

WARMTH AND JOY HAVE LEFT YOUR LIVES.

HEY, BUDDY

YOU WANNA EAT AT THE CHUM BUCKET?

[SCREAMS]

Plankton: FINE, AT LEAST KRAB'S PLACE IS DESERTED.

HEY, THE CUSTOMERS ARE COMING BACK.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

WHAT'S BRINGING THEM BACK?

WHAT THE...?

JUST PUT THOSE PATTIES BACK WHEN YOU'RE DONE.

CAN DO, MR. KRABS.

I'M REALLY GLAD I DON'T EAT HERE.

ORDER UP.

WHERE'S MY FOOD?

MMM.

I WANT MY KRABBY FLABBY.

COMING RIGHT UP, SIR.

OW-OW!

DELICIOUS.

YAY!

WOW, THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN.

I'LL HAVE TWO KRABBY PATTIES, BUT DON'T COOK THEM.

I'LL HAVE TWO FROZEN KRABBY PATTIES TOO.

YES, SIR.

I WANT PATTY SKATES.

Customer: I NEED TWO PATTIES NOW.

IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

I'M SELLING TWICE AS MANY PATTIES

AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO COOK 'EM.

THIS IS THE HAPPIEST AND MOST COST EFFECTIVE DAY

OF ME WHOLE LIFE.

[CRYING]

Plankton: NO!

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?

I FREEZE HIS PLACE SOLID

AND HE TURNS IT INTO AN ICE RINK.

HE'S MAKING MORE MONEY THAN EVER.

Female voice: That's because, unlike you

he's a good businessman.

WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE WIND BENEATH MY WINGS.

I don't understand why you don't just steal

a Krabby patty in all that confusion.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

[LAUGHS]

[SIGHS] I don't know why I encourage him.

[CROWD CHEERS]

Mr. Krabs: THIS IS FANTASTIC.

THE LOCAL HOCKEY TEAM IS PAYIN' ME TO PRACTICE HERE.

COMING THROUGH.

HI, PATRICK.

[MUFFLED]: HI, SPONGEBOB.

[MUSIC PLAYS, BLOWS WHISTLE]

WHERE'D THE PUCK GO?

HOLY SHRIMP.

PLANKTON.

[WHISTLING BATTLE CRY]

Plankton: I DID IT.

I'VE FINALLY GOT A KRABBY PATTY.

Spongebob: NOT QUITE, PLANKTON.

YOU'LL HAVE TO GET PAST ME FIRST.

THERE'S THE PUCK.

THAT LITTLE SQUARE GUY HAS IT.

GET HIM.

YIKES!

[LAUGHS] YES.

[GULP]

[SCREAMS]

WHOA-OH-OH-OH!

YOU'RE MINE NOW, PLANKTON.

YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS, PLANKTON.

HEY, SPONGEBOB, LONG TIME NO SEE.

WHAT YOU BEEN UP TO?

HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND?

OH, MY WEEKEND WAS FABULOUS.

THANK YOU FOR ASKING.

PATRICK AND I WENT JELLYFISHING BUT I LOST MY NET.

HA, SO I TRIED TO BORROW ONE FROM SQUIDWARD BUT HE DIDN'T HAVE ONE

AND THEN WHEN HE YELLED AT ME, HE SWALLOWED A BUG.

[LAUGHS] SWALLOWED A BUG.

FASCINATING.

WELL, GOTTA GO.HEY.

BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME, SPONGEBOB.

THERE'S THE PUCK, EH, GET IT.

UH-OH.

WHOA!

WHOA!

GRRR... AH!

OW.

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, MISTER.

[SIGHS]

[LAUGHING]

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS]

[GIRLS GIGGLING]

HUH?

PHEW! UH.

YES, I'M GONNA MAKE IT.

[SCREAMS]

[MOLLUSK CHIRPING]

[SCREAMS]

Spongebob: GOTCHA, PLANKTON.

Plankton: ON THE CONTRARY...

IT IS I WHO HAS YOU.

[ENGINE STARTS]

[GASPS]

THE CLAMBONI.

RUN FOR IT!

[SCREAMS]

[LAUGHS]

RUN YOU FOOLS, RUN.

[LAUGHS]

[HUMMING]

♪ LA-DA, DOO, DA-DA-DEE, LA-DOO ♪

[SQUIDWARD SCREAMING]

MMM...

IT'S WORKING.

I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO GET A KRABBY PATTY.

Crowd: AH, AH!

COME ON, GET OUT OF THE WAY.

YOU'RE BLOCKING THE EXIT.

[ALL GRUNTING]

[ENGINE DIES]

NO, NO!

[CRYING]

Mr. Krabs: I'LL TAKE THAT.

[LAUGHS] BRILLIANT IDEA TO BLOCK THE EXIT WITH YOUR BODY, SPONGEBOB.

UM, THANK YOU MR. KRABS.

[LAUGHS]

YOU LOSE AGAIN, PLANKTON.

I'M NOT GIVING UP YET, KRABS.

I'VE STILL GOT MY SECRET WEAPON.

THE THERMOSTAT! [LAUGHS]

THERMOSTAT?

THAT'S RIGHT, KRABS.

IT WAS I WHO FROZE THE KRUSTY KRAB.

YOU SEE?

[GASP]

YOU GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME, PLANKTON.

YOU CAN PUMMEL ME EMPLOYEES...

TRY TO DESTROY ME RESTAURANT...

BUT NOBODY MESSES WITH ME THERMOSTAT.

GRRR...

[BELL RINGS]

SEE, KRABS

YOU CAN'T DEFEAT ME.

[LAUGHS]

WHOO!

[PLANKTON LAUGHING]

WHOA!

[COUGHING]

HERE'S YOUR KRABBY PATTY AND LEMONADE, MR. KRABS.

THANK YOU, LAD.

WELL, WELL, IF IT ISN'T PLANKTON.

YOU KNOW I SHOULD THANK YOU.

WHAT WITH THE ICE RINK

AND NOW THE SWIMMING POOL GIMMICK

I'M MAKING MORE MONEY THAN I EVER DID WITH THE OLD KRUSTY KRAB.

HEY, YOU GOT ANY MORE GOOD IDEAS?

[SCREAMS]

[♪...]