All language subtitles for SpongeBob SquarePants 1999 S02 E09

[SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]

?THEME SONG: Are you ready, kids

!Aye, aye, Captain

!I can't hear you

!Aye, aye, Captain

!Ooooh

Who lives in a
?pineapple under the sea

!SpongeBob SquarePants

Absorbant and yellow
.and porous is he

!SpongeBob SquarePants

If nautical nonsense
.be something you wish

!SpongeBob SquarePants

Then drop on the deck
.and flop like a fish

!SpongeBob SquarePants

?Ready

,SpongeBob SquarePants
,SpongeBob SquarePants

,SpongeBob SquarePants
!SpongeBob SquarePants

[GUFFAWS]

NARRATOR: Here we are
again at the Bikini

.Bottom Boating School

Today is, once again, the day
of SpongeBob's boating school

.exam

But more importantly, this is
.the last test for the year

And if SpongeBob does
,not pass this one

it means another whole
!year of boating school

[CRASH]

[GROANS]-

?What happened

.Oh, nothing, SpongeBob-

You just struck
.another pedestrian

.Minus 20 more points

How many does-
?that leave me with

.Negative 224-

How many more minutes-
?left in the test

.The test is over-

.That's enough time-

!I can make up those points

.No, SpongeBob-

!Wait

.You didn't hear me

!Aah

!It's too late, SpongeBob

[CRASH]

[COUGHS]

,OK, Mrs. Puff-
?what's my final score

.6-

!Whoo-

?And how many do I need to pass-

.Six-

--Whoo-

.Hundred-

?What-

.600-

.You need 600 to pass

.You got 6

.Don't worry-

.I'll be all right, Mrs. Puff

Besides, this means
that I get to be

in your class for a
.whole 'nother year

.Well, see you next Tuesday

!Yeah

SINGING) I'm going to)
.get my driver's licence

And it's only going
.to take one more year

.One more year

.One more super-duper year

,One my super-spectacular
,extra-magical

.extra-fantastical year

:(MRS. PUFF (VOICEOVER
!Oh, Neptune

.Another year with him

!Barnacles

!Dirty barnacles

I've got to do something
.to save myself

.Huh, there's only one way out

.A teacher's ace in the hole

!Extra credit-

?What was that, Mrs. Puff-

.Extra credit, SpongeBob-

.The extra credit

.LAUGHS] I still have a chance]

I-- I mean, you
.still have a chance

?What's extra credit-

It's when you get-
credit for the things

.you weren't able to do before

!SINGING) Ooooh)-

Now, are we ready-
?for that extra credit

.Extra credit-

.That's the spirit-

So all you have to do to
earn your extra credit

and pass my class and never
have to come anywhere near

this school again is write
a 10-word sentence on what

you've learned in
.boating school

But I've learned-
.so many things

.Just pick one-

.I don't care which

.Here, I'll help you get started

What I learned in boarding"
!school is"-- there

.That's already seven words

!Only three more

--"L-E-A-R"-

[PENCIL SNAPS]

!Oh, barnacles

?What's wrong-

.Got to sharpen my pencil-

[WHISTLES]

.Hm

[HUMMING]

?Hm

[HUMMING]

--"N-E"

[PENCIL SNAPS]

!Oh

[WHISTLES]

!Give me that-

.Here's a pen

!A pen-

One of the most permanent
.of all writing utensils

.SINGING) Gonna write an essay)

.That's what I say

!There

.Fantastic-

.Let me see it

!No, wait-

!I've changed my mind

I'm sure what you've-
.written is fine

.Just let me see

!No, don't look-

.It's not ready

!It's so simple, only 10 words-

What I learned"
in boating school

!is"-- Blankety, blankety, blank

!I can do this-

!I can do this

FRANTIC) "What I learned)-
".in boating school is

What I learned in"
".boating school is

!I can do this-

I can do this! [PANTING] Is
?it hot in here, Mrs. Puff

GASPING] Why is]
?it so hot in here

!Aah

!My hand

!My hand is cramping, Mrs. Puff

!Make it stop

!You only need three more words-

!Ugh

OK, let me see what
.you've written

.It's not ready yet-

.That's OK, SpongeBob-

Show the teacher
.what you've written

!No-

!Give it to me-

!No-

!Let me see it-

What I learned in"
,boarding school is," uhh

.well, the rest doesn't matter

!You've passed

!LAUGHS] You pass]

Mrs. Puff, I don't feel-
.like I really did anything

That's how extra credit-
.is supposed to feel

?Really-

.Besides, here's your licence-

.My licence-

It tastes just like
.I dreamt it would

--Mrs. Puff, I

.MRS. PUFF: Thank you, SpongeBob

.Congratulations

.Have a nice life

!Look out, Bikini Bottom-

.There a new driver on the road

And his name is
!SpongeBob SquarePants

!SpongeBob SquarePants

!SpongeBob SquarePants

SINGING) La la)
!la la la la la la

--La la la lala

!Aah-

!Ow-

!SINGING) La la la la la la)-

.La la la lala

!FISH: Ouch

!PARTYGOERS: There he is

!Happy birthday

--SINGING) La la la la la la)-

[THUDS]

[GRUNTS]

.So much destruction-

?This reporter asks, why

Local consensus places the
,blame on this negligent

selfish driving
!instructor who-- oof

HALTINGLY) Let's)
.not use that take

.That's preposterous-

.He did the extra credit

[CHUCKLES]

.There's no need to worry

He doesn't even have
.a boat to drive

Now, to go home and have
.the rest of that pasta

[CHUCKLES]

!Aah

!ALL: Surprise

!To the greatest teacher ever-

.Thank you, Mrs. Puff-

I know I speak for everyone
when I say that we consider you

a member of the
.SquarePants family

[LONG KISSING SOUND]

I think you've made-
.your point, dear

.Ahem-

Mrs. Puff, we were
starting to think SpongeBob

was never going to
.get his licence

.But you never gave up on him

.You never quit

.You never took the easy way out

.Well, I, uh, OK-

.We wanted to make sure Mrs-
Puff, the greatest driving

,teacher in the world
.was here to see this

?See what-

!Ta-da-

".IM-RDY"

!BOTH: A brand-new boat-mobile

?For me-

.Ooh

[SPLAT]

.Don't worry, Mrs. Puff-

.He'll be driving by tomorrow

!Toodle-loo

?What have I done-

Everyone will know that I
.let him slide through school

I'll have to move
to a new city, start

a new boating school
.with a new name

.No, not again

I've got to end this
.thing before it begins

You took quite a-
.buster there, son

What I learned in-
!boating school today is

We're going to have to-
hold off on the driving

.there for a while, son

.That's right, honey-

.Now, just stay in bed

.And no going near the boat

[DOOR SHUTS]

.Hi, Boaty-

.GASP] Boaty, you're cold]

.Take my socks

Oh, Boaty, I'm always
.going to take care of you

You're the best boat
.in the deep blue sea

[SIGHS]

I hope I still-
.remember how to do this

.Yeah

[SPONGEBOB: [SNORING

!Hey

.I'm driving

[BOTH SCREAMING]

?Who are you

And what are you
?doing in my boat

And why are you wearing that ski
?mask because you're not skiing

!Oh, my gosh

!I know who you are

.No, you don't-

.You don't know who I am

!Yes, I do-

I know that you're
!a boat-jacker

I never thought I had to
.use this pepper spray

[SHRIEKS]

!Somebody help me

!Somebody help me

[CRASH]

Sorry, SpongeBob, but-
.it was for your own good

[PANTING]-

!Give me back my boat

!You better stop this boat

!I'm not letting go

!Nothing will stop me

?"Not even-- "giant clams

!Ow

!No

!No

!Stop

!Ah

!Oh

!Ow

I'm not letting
!go even for-- huh

?"Cheese graters"

!No

!Ow

!No

!Stop

!No

!Stop

!Ai

!Oh, no

If you think I'll
let go for a little

?"educational television"

!Oh, no

!Aah

.Looks like that got rid of him-

.Now, for some tunes

:(SPEAKER (ON RADIO
And now back to KRUD

with all of your
personal "you won't

get away with
.stealing my car" hits

!Aaah-

[TYRES SCREECHING]

[GRUNTS]

.Hey, look-

[BOTH SHRIEKING]

!Oof-

!Oof

!Arg

I'd never let you
!have this boat

--Not even if you were

[GASP]

?Mrs. Puff--

[SIREN]

?So how's it going, Mrs. Puff-

Uh, SpongeBob, I'd-
.like to apologise

.I shouldn't have passed you

.You really weren't ready

So I guess I got to give-
?my licence back, huh

.I hear Mrs-
Flounder is starting

.a new class Monday morning

?You kidding-

You're the only teacher
.for this student

And besides, the warden
says she'll let you

.go early if you do her a favour

?What's that-

.Free driving lessons-

[LAUGHS]

!SPONGEBOB: Wow

!I can't believe it

We're actually here at the
.Biannual Jellyfish Convention

.Jellyfish are awesome-

Cool state-of-the-art-
.jellyfish nets

.Touch-

.Don't touch-

!Wow-

The harpoon from
".Jellyfish, the Movie"

.Touch-

.Don't touch-

Look, Dr. Manowar, the guy-
who got stung by Big Lenny

.and lived

And now, it only hurts when-
!you touch it. (BAWLING) Ow

.Touch-

Do I have to-
?follow you all day

!SHRIEKING] Patrick, look]-

?Can it be

?Ice cream-

,No, it's the Jellyspotters-
Bikini Bottom's

premier jellyfish
.enhusiasts' club

!Ah

And their leader, the coolest
,jellyfish enthusiast ever

.Kevin the Sea Cucumber

What's so great-
?about a nerdy pickle

If I could just touch the-
,hem of his pocket protector

then maybe some of his
.greatness would rub off on me

SpongeBob, as a friend, I-
.most say that's really geeky

!GASP] Oh, my gosh]

!Jeffrey Jellyfish

!Wa-wa-- wait, Jeffrey

!I have to touch you

!Hey-

?Bamboo-

I only use composite
.materials in my net handle

?CROWD: Composite materials

--Composite

.Next question-

.CROWD: Next question

.Next question

.Uhh, hi, Kevin-

.Hi-

?What is your question

.Hi, Kevin-

.Whatever-

.Next question, please

.Hi, Kevin-

.Hello, loser-

.All right, you, way in the back

.Hi, Kevin-

Does anyone here-
--have an actual

[HEAVY BREATHING]-

.Hi, Kevin

.I'm your biggest fan

.You're too kind-

!Security

!No, wait-

!I would do anything for you

Why don't you go-
?jump off a building

[SPONGEBOB: [SCREAMING

?Huh-

[CRASH]

.Anything-

.Punch yourself in the face-

?Doesn't that hurt you

Do you want it-
?to hurt me, Kevin

[LAUGHTER]

!That is the best-

[LAUGHS]

.This guy's great

We have got to bring this
.guy jellyfishing with us

.No, Kevin, no-

.He's a geek

Look, I won't let the-
.guy to join the club

I just want to see how
many times he can get stung

before he goes running
.home like a baby

.Meep-meep-

.Kevin's a genius
.JELLYSPOTTERS: Meep-meep-meep

.Kevin's a genius

.Genius

.Kevin

.Meep-meep

.Kevin

Hey, kid, how would you like to-
?try out for the Jellyspotters

[LONG BEEP]

.Clear-

!I'd love it-

.Hm-

!Ah-

Nothing like driving
through jellyfish fields

,with the top down
?hey, Jellyspotters

.JELLYSPOTTERS: Meep

.Top down

.Top down

.Meep-meep

.Top down

.Top down

.Meep-meep

.Ah-

.Oh, here we are

.Jellyfish Fields

!GROANS] Dah]

I hope you didn't-
.forget our nets

.I didn't forget them, Kevin-

.They're in the trunk

I can't believe I'm out
.here with the Jellyspotters

I mean, all my life, I
.wanted to be a Jellyspotter

And now, I'm out here with
you guys with the nets

.and the jars and the jellyfish
.And I'm with Kevin

.And Kevin's with me
.And we're all with each other

.And we're jellyfishing together
.And it's fun

--And I'm

!Hold it-

Before you become
,a Jellyspotter

you have to pass
.a rigorous test

:JELLYSPOTTERS
.LAUGHING] Rigorous test]

--Test

!Quiet-

!Sh

--You're first test
.catch a jellyfish

[BUZZING]

.Hey, I caught one-

?Am I a jellyspotter now

.JELLYSPOTTERS: Meep
.He caught one

.Meep-meep

.Meep-meep

.Oh, that doesn't count-

!Ouch

.SPEAKER: Wah-wah-wah

.I meant two jellyfish-

,Two jellyfish-
.meep, in the net

.JELLYSPOTTERS: Meep, in the net

.Jellyfish in net

.Th-- that's not what I meant-

.I meant 20 jellyfish

.Oh, uh, let's see-

--One, two, three

!Oh, beat it-

!Ow

!Ow

!Ow

[YELLS]

.SPEAKER: Wah-wah-wah

Jellyspotters allow jellyfish-
.to eat jelly off their face

?Who wants to lick my cheeks-

.I see I have some takers

?How does it feel-

[LAUGHING]-

.It tickles my nose

.Not for long-

[LAUGHTER]

!SPONGEBOB: Ah, hah, hahchoo

!Wah-wah-wah-

?Will you cut that out-

?Am I in the Jellyspotters now-

.No-

I have many more
.tests for you to take

?Am I in the Jellyspotters now-

[ZAP]

.No-

?Am I in the Jellyspotters now-

[ZAP]

!No-

?Now-

[ZAP]

!No-

?Now-

[ZAP]

!No-

?Now-

[ZAP]

!No-

?Now-

[ZAP]

?Now

[ZAP]

?Now-

[ZAP]

OK, SquarePants, it is-
.your turn to get zapped

I mean, are you ready
?for your final test

!I'm ready-

You'd better be-
because we are going

.to capture a queen jellyfish

?A queen-

?Can I help

.Oh, don't worry-

.We can't do it without you

.This is fantastic-

.I've never been bait before

I don't think I've ever seen
.a queen jellyfish either

Well, then you probably never-
.used a queen jellyfish call

?Why don't you try it out

.BOOMING) Loser)-

.Loser

Hey, I've heard
.this call before

.I'll bet you have-

?Hey, where are you going-

.Oh, don't worry-

.We'll be right behind this bush

[ZAPS]

!Ow

?Who's got my sting ointment

!This is great-

When I pass this test, I'll be
.an official jellyfish spotter

.BOOMING) Loser)

.Loser

.Loser

.Loser

.Loser

.Loser

.Loser

.WEAKLY) Loser)

Hey, Kevin, I don't
.think it's working

.Nothing

!Hey

!Hey, Kevin

.She's here

.Look, look, she's here

.She's here

.She's here, Kevin

--She

[GASP]

[ZAPS]

!Aah

[PANTING]

[ZAPS]

!Aah

Please don't be
.angry, Your Highness

.I would have let you go

[BAWLING]

[LAUGHTER]

[GASPS]

!Kevin

.That's right-

You should have seen the look
.on your face when we zapped you

?But what about my final test-

[LAUGHTER]

Did you think we'd actually-
?let you join the Jellyspotters

But, Kevin, I was-
.you the biggest fan

.So were they-

.Hey, look, everybody-

!Kevin's back

!FANS: Kevin

!We love you, Kevin

!Kevin's here

You look so dumb with-
!your dorky jellyfish call

!Loser
.JELLYSPOTTERS: Meep

.Loser

.Meep-meep

.Loser

!Loser-

.I am not a loser-

!Looooser-

!Loser

!Loser

!Loser

!Loser

[LAUGHTER]

?Huh

!Cnidaria Rex

.King Jellyfish-

.Rrrowrr-

.Mmmwah

!Kissyface-

[PANTING]-

?Hhrrh-

!Kevin

[ZAPS]

[YELLS]

[WHISTLES]

[GASPS]

.I think he's gone-

.One of you go out and check

.Meep-meep-

.Meep-meep

[ZAP]

!Aah

.Meep-meep

.Meep-meep

!meep-meep

.JELLYSPOTTERS: Meep

.Save us

.Meep

.Save us

.Kevin, save us

--Save us

.Don't look at me-

I was just in this
.for the fashion

.It's hopeless

!We're trapped

.We're trapped

!Help me, Mommy

!Help me

!I want my blankie

!I want my blankie

?Now, what do we do-

JELLYSPOTTERS: Um, help
.me, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy

.Help, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy

.Help

--Help

[GROWLING]-

?What the

!Hmm-

.Mm, mm, mm

.Yummy

[CHEERING]

.Meep-meep-

.Meep-meep

.I can't believe it-

?How did you know

!LAUGHS] Everybody loves pie]-

.Wah-wah-wah-

,Well, SquarePants-
.that was impressive

But you're still not
in the club because you

.didn't catch a queen jellyfish

?Wait, what are you doing

[RIPS]

!Aah

!Wow-

.I didn't know this was a hat

.It wasn't-

.SPONGEBOB: Hi, Patrick

.Hi, SpongeBob-

?Did you get into that club

.Yeah, but I turned them down-

.It's not about Kevin

.It's about jellyfish

SpongeBob, I'm glad-
.you learned your lesson

.Hero worship is unhealthy

.Come on, Jeffrey

[MUSIC PLAYING]