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?Are you ready kids-
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!CHILDREN: Aye-aye, Captain
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.I can't hear you-
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!CHILDREN: Aye-aye, Captain
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--Oh-
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THEME SONG: Who lives in
?a pineapple under the sea
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!SpongeBob SquarePants
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Absorbent and yellow
!and porous is he
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!SpongeBob SquarePants
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If nautical nonsense
--be something you wish
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!SpongeBob SquarePants
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Then drop on the deck
!and flop like a fish
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!SpongeBob SquarePants
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?Ready
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,SpongeBob SquarePants
,SpongeBob SquarePants
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,SpongeBob SquarePants
.SpongeBob SquarePants
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!SpongeBob SquarePants
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[LAUGHTER]
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NARRATOR: Welcome to Bikini
Bottom, where can be found some
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of the finest specimens
.of undersea life
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.Well, you know
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?An award-
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!I never got an award before
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!Look, rock
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!I got an award
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!Jellyfish, I got an award
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--Island, I got an awa
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[GASP]
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.I gotta show SpongeBob
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.Hold still, Gary-
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.Almost done
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?Hey, SpongeBob, guess what-
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!I got an award
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.That's great, Patrick-
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?What's it for
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.See for yourself-
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For outstanding-
--achievement in achievement
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.SpongeBob SquarePants
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?SpongeBob SquarePants-
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That's a funny way
.to spell my name
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Patrick, I think-
.the award is for me
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.You must have got it by mistake
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.But it's shiny-
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.Yeah-
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?But you know what else is shiny
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!Ice cream-
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!Exactly-
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!I can find it-
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?Is it in here
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No, don't, that's-
.my-- award closet
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!I want an award-
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.Aw, Patrick, don't cry-
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.You'll get an award one day
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I'm never gonna get-
an award, because I've
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.never done anything
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!But you're Patrick-- Star-
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.You can do anything you want
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.That's easy for you to say-
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.You're SpongeBob
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Patrick, if you-
,want to win an award
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.you have to do something
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.Hm-
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I want to defeat
the giant monkey man
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!and save the ninth dimension
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!Me too-
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.But that sounds a little hard
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?Why don't we start smaller
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I wanna defeat the-
little monkey man
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!and save the eighth dimension
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.Smaller-
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.Doctor-
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.Smaller-
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?Fireman-
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.The smallest you can think of-
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?A job at the Krusty Krab-
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!Yeah-
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I do things at
.work all the time
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!Then let's go-
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Boy, it was sure nice of
.Mr. Krabs to give me a job
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.And at $50 an hour, too-
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When I started
working here, I had
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.to pay Mr. Krabs $100 an hour
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.Hey, Squidward
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?Guess who just got a job
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?Guess who just quit-
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?Do I get my award yet-
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You have to work-
?for it, remember
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.Tartar sauce-
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.Pick up order-
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?Do I get my award now-
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.No-
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You have to take the
.tray to the customer
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[BURP]
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.Almost
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.Try again
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And this time, make sure
.the food gets to the table
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?Like that-
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.Nope-
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!Barnacles-
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.Let's try something different-
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All you have to do
.is answer the phone
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.Aye-aye, captain-
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MAN ON PHONE: Is
?this the Krusty Krab
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.No, this is Patrick-
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MAN ON PHONE: Is
?this the Krusty Krab
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.No, this is Patrick-
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MAN ON PHONE: Is
?this the Krusty Krab
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!No-
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!This is Patrick
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.I am not a Krusty Krab
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Patrick, that's the-
.name of the restaurant
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!Fish paste-
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It looks a little dusty-
.around table three
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?How about if you sweep it out
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?What's the point-
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.I can't do anything right
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.You'll do fine-
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.Hey, pal-
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You just blow in
?from stupid town
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.Keep trying, Patrick-
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I got a load of awards-
.for SpongeBob SquarePants
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?Why can't I do anything right-
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!Gah
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!Gah
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.Kitchen-
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I'm never gonna-
.get an award now
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.Don't give up, Patrick-
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This time I've got
.something I know you can do
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.We're gonna open a jar
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.Easy
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.Now you try
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.First, get a jar
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.Patrick, that's a pickle
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.Yes-
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.You need a jar-
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.No
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.No
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.No
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.Try this
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.Now, take the lid off the jar
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.Just relax
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.Lift your hand
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.Great
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.We're almost there
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.Now put it on the lid
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.No, the lid
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.The lid
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.The lid
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.The lid
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.The lid
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--The lid-- the lid
--the lid-- lid
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!lid-- lid-- lid-- lid-- freeze
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.Almost there
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.Now head for the lid
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.Cold
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.Warmer
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.Warmer
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!Warmer
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!You're hot
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!You're on fire
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!Ow, it burns-
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.OK, OK-
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.Wait, wait
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.Do exactly as I do
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.Exactly as I do
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--Exactly-- exactly-- exactly
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.Exactly as you do-
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!Oh no, I broke it
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!No, no, Patrick-
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!You did it
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?I did-
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[CHEERING]
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!Touchdown
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!I'm jar master
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!That was great, Patrick-
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.You really got the hang of it
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.Yeah-
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Remember when I had my hand
?up and I put it on the lid
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.Oh, yeah-
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.And then I took the lid off-
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!And I thought I broke it
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!Ha-
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.Yeah
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!But I didn't-
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.I opened the jar with my hand
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And it was all because you
.showed me how to do it
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.I'm never gonna forget this
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Patrick, you do-
,exactly what I do
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and you'll have an
.award in no time
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[ROOSTER CROWING]
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.I'm ready
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.I'm ready
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.I'm ready
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.I'm ready
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.Good morning, SpongeBob-
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.Wow-
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It's amazing how a
simple change of clothes
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can make a guy
.look-- just like me
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!Yup-
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,If I'm gonna be an award-winner
.I've gotta dress like one
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.That's creepy-
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!But flattering
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!I'm ready-
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!I'm ready
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!I'm ready
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!I'm ready-
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!I'm ready
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!I'm ready
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!I'm ready
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!I'm ready
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?Huh-
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.Well, back to the old grind
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.Well, back to the old grind-
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.Forgot my hat-
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.Uh-- me too-
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!Whoa-
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!Whoa-
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But
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.Dropped my spatula-
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.Uh-- me too-
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!Ow
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!Aha-
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!You're copying me
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.Yes-
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?Why are you doing that-
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So I can win an-
.award, like you
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.Well, it's annoying-
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!So stop it
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.Stop it-
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.Say, you're good-
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.Thanks-
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!Ha-
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Ha-
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.Darn-
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.Darn-
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Mary had a little-
lamb, whose fleece
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--was white as
!pickled fish lips
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.Seaweevil
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.Yorgie shmorgies
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SPONGEBOB (VOICEOVER): At
.least I'm safe inside my mind
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PATRICK (VOICEOVER): At least
.I'm safe inside my mind
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!Ahh-
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!Stop copying me-
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!There's the award for that-
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Well, I guess it's-
.safe to go in now
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Patrick, how long are-
?you gonna keep this up
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Until I have as-
!many awards as you
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!We'll see about that-
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!No we won't-
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I'm the jump rope-
!champion of Bikini Bottom
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!Me too-
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?Oh yeah-
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I call this one
!the slice and dice
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!Ha
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!Not a scratch on me Wha
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!Oh, no you don't-
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!Ugh
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Not much fun being-
?me now, huh, Patrick
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?Are you kidding-
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I used to do this way before
!I started copying you
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!Whee
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!My turn
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I wish I had the-
.old Patrick back
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.But he just wants to be like me
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.Hi, I'm Patrick Star-
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I'm the laziest, pinkest
,starfish in Bikini Bottom
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,and I wish I were me
.and not SpongeBob
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What's so great about-
?being a big pink loser
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.Exactly
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I was never closer to
an award than the minute
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.I started copying you
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--But Patrick-
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!Patrick's not here-
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!Trophy delivery-
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?Another trophy-
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!Oh, great-
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?What's it for this time
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For doing absolutely-
nothing longer than
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!anyone else-- Patrick
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!This trophy's for you
281
00:11:43,330 --> 00:11:44,020
!Yay-
282
00:11:49,690 --> 00:11:51,320
?So, what are you gonna do now-
283
00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:53,590
!I'm gonna go protect my title-
284
00:11:57,100 --> 00:11:59,190
NARRATOR: So you thought
?I was kidding, huh
285
00:11:59,190 --> 00:12:04,170
No, in Bikini Bottom, excellence
.can be found even under a rock
286
00:12:16,330 --> 00:12:19,240
NARRATOR: Every day is
,a holiday for SpongeBob
287
00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:22,300
.even if he has to make one up
288
00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:25,800
Hey, everybody, it's-
!Leif Erikson Day
289
00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:27,190
!Hinga dinga durgen
290
00:12:30,370 --> 00:12:32,330
.Ahoy, Patrick
291
00:12:32,330 --> 00:12:34,680
!It's Leif Erikson Day
292
00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:35,980
.There's a note
293
00:12:35,980 --> 00:12:40,290
,PATRICK (VOICEOVER): SpongeBob
.went to get more giant paper
294
00:12:40,290 --> 00:12:42,040
.Uh-- Patrick
295
00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:45,110
!PS-- happy Leif Erikson Day
296
00:12:45,110 --> 00:12:47,700
!Yerger hernder dernger
297
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:48,590
.Aw-
298
00:12:48,590 --> 00:12:50,200
.So much for that
299
00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:53,260
!Maybe Sandy will play with me
300
00:12:53,260 --> 00:12:54,460
.Another note
301
00:12:54,460 --> 00:12:57,350
,SANDY (VOICEOVER): SpongeBob
.went south for the winter
302
00:12:57,350 --> 00:12:58,560
.Love, Sandy
303
00:12:58,560 --> 00:12:59,360
.I don't get it-
304
00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:00,250
.The water's fine
305
00:13:02,870 --> 00:13:04,320
!Hey, Squidward
306
00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:05,040
?Wanna play
307
00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:05,910
.SQUIDWARD (VOICEOVER): No
308
00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,960
?Are you sure-
309
00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:09,390
.SQUIDWARD (VOICEOVER): Yes
310
00:13:09,390 --> 00:13:10,090
.Darn-
311
00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:12,660
I wish I had a
.buddy to play with
312
00:13:12,660 --> 00:13:13,600
.I know
313
00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:15,360
.I'll make one
314
00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:17,870
!Stuck buddy
315
00:13:17,870 --> 00:13:20,080
.Nah
316
00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:22,420
!Rock buddy
317
00:13:22,420 --> 00:13:23,880
.Nope
318
00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:26,390
!Sink buddy
319
00:13:26,390 --> 00:13:27,830
.Almost
320
00:13:27,830 --> 00:13:28,830
.I've got it
321
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:41,140
!This-- is-- great
322
00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:47,790
I can't wait for you to meet
.Squidward and Mr. Krabs
323
00:13:47,790 --> 00:13:48,740
.Don't be shy
324
00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:50,710
!Come on
325
00:13:50,710 --> 00:13:55,080
--Please, come again-
.when I'm not working
326
00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:55,780
.Next
327
00:13:55,780 --> 00:13:56,970
.Hi, Squidward-
328
00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:59,550
How am I supposed-
to enjoy your day off
329
00:13:59,550 --> 00:14:01,540
?if you come to work anyway
330
00:14:01,540 --> 00:14:04,560
I want you to meet my-
.new friend, Bubble Buddy
331
00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:07,220
?This bubble is your friend-
332
00:14:07,220 --> 00:14:08,410
!Haha
333
00:14:08,410 --> 00:14:11,320
,Well, he's handsome
.I'll give him that
334
00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:12,290
!Ha
335
00:14:12,290 --> 00:14:13,500
?What'll it be
336
00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:15,060
.Oh, I'm not hungry-
337
00:14:15,060 --> 00:14:16,650
.Well, thanks for stopping by-
338
00:14:16,650 --> 00:14:17,350
!Wait-
339
00:14:17,350 --> 00:14:19,610
You haven't taken Bubble
.Buddy's order yet
340
00:14:19,610 --> 00:14:20,880
?Why would I do that-
341
00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:22,080
.He's hungry-
342
00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:23,970
.He's an inanimate object-
343
00:14:23,970 --> 00:14:25,570
.his money's no good here
344
00:14:25,570 --> 00:14:27,500
,What are you saying-
?Mr. Squidward
345
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:30,860
.Everyone's money is good here
346
00:14:30,860 --> 00:14:33,590
,At the Krusty Krab
.we serves all kinds
347
00:14:33,590 --> 00:14:36,180
I'm not taking an-
.order for a bubble
348
00:14:36,180 --> 00:14:37,080
!Sure you are-
349
00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:40,260
Or I'll fill your life
.with misery and woe
350
00:14:40,260 --> 00:14:42,810
.Even if you quit
351
00:14:42,810 --> 00:14:44,510
?May I take your order-
352
00:14:44,510 --> 00:14:45,880
.Wait, Bubble Buddy-
353
00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:47,340
.Let me decide for you
354
00:14:47,340 --> 00:14:48,040
.Hm
355
00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:49,100
.Krabby Patty
356
00:14:49,100 --> 00:14:50,400
.Double Patty Patty
357
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:51,670
.Krabby Junior Junior
358
00:14:51,670 --> 00:14:52,820
.Jumble Small Patty
359
00:14:52,820 --> 00:14:54,490
.Junior Senior Sophomore Patty
360
00:14:54,490 --> 00:14:56,500
.Quarter Ouncer Double Pounder
361
00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:58,570
!Ooh, it's all so good
362
00:14:58,570 --> 00:15:01,320
He'll just have
.one of everything
363
00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:02,320
?One of everything-
364
00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:03,540
!Whoopee
365
00:15:03,540 --> 00:15:04,830
[BUZZING]
366
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:07,680
!I love Bubble Buddy
367
00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:10,580
Squidward, show our best
.customer to his table
368
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:15,510
.Bubble Buddy's thirsty-
369
00:15:15,510 --> 00:15:18,600
How about a glass of-
.our finest shampoo
370
00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:19,360
!Ha
371
00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:20,910
!Ha ha
372
00:15:20,910 --> 00:15:22,090
.Sounds great-
373
00:15:22,090 --> 00:15:22,790
.Oh-
374
00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:29,550
Here's your hair
.care product, sir
375
00:15:29,550 --> 00:15:31,650
Uh, Bubble Buddy-
.likes bendy straws
376
00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:36,860
?Huh
377
00:15:36,860 --> 00:15:37,560
?What's that
378
00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:39,380
Bubble Buddy says
.it tastes funny
379
00:15:39,380 --> 00:15:40,250
?What do you think
380
00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:40,950
!Mr. Krabs-
381
00:15:44,580 --> 00:15:45,350
.Think of the customer-
382
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,170
.Oh, silly me-
383
00:15:50,170 --> 00:15:53,870
.I got the diet shampoo
384
00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:55,440
.Here we go
385
00:15:55,440 --> 00:16:00,480
One of everything
.for Bubble Buddy
386
00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:02,550
!Oh, no, Squidward, wait-
387
00:16:02,550 --> 00:16:04,640
!There's cheese on these patties
388
00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:06,190
?And-
389
00:16:06,190 --> 00:16:08,280
Bubble Buddy's-
.lactose intolerant
390
00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:10,760
.He can't eat cheese
391
00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:12,220
?What should we do
392
00:16:12,220 --> 00:16:13,220
!We-
393
00:16:13,220 --> 00:16:15,460
How about you take
--these patties and sho
394
00:16:15,460 --> 00:16:16,290
!MR. KRABS: Mr. Squidward
395
00:16:18,980 --> 00:16:20,640
.Don't worry, Bubble Buddy-
396
00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:21,910
Squidward will
.make a fresh batch
397
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:28,860
?What-
398
00:16:28,860 --> 00:16:30,890
?Is he allergic to bread, too
399
00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:33,210
Actually, he doesn't-
.like the crust
400
00:16:33,210 --> 00:16:35,720
And Squidward, the ketchup
.should be under the patty
401
00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:38,080
And Squidward, the pickles
.should be on the left side
402
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,920
And Squidward, you
--should-- and Squidward
403
00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:42,140
--and Squidward-- and Squidward
404
00:16:42,140 --> 00:16:42,840
!Here-
405
00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:43,860
.One of everything
406
00:16:43,860 --> 00:16:45,830
,No cheese, no crust
,pickles to the left
407
00:16:45,830 --> 00:16:48,330
,four squirts of ketchup
,wheat buns, non-dairy lettuce
408
00:16:48,330 --> 00:16:51,610
and farm-raised
!tomatoes, carnival style
409
00:16:51,610 --> 00:16:53,480
And, if there's
anything else I can
410
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:57,400
!do, please, hesitate to ask
411
00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:58,870
!That was delicious-
412
00:16:58,870 --> 00:17:01,040
.Money's on the table, Mr. Krabs
413
00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:03,010
!So long, boys-
414
00:17:03,010 --> 00:17:04,900
,You see, Squidward
the restaurant
415
00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:06,740
.game is all about service
416
00:17:06,740 --> 00:17:08,610
.The customer is always right
417
00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:11,780
Remember that, lad, and you'll
.be as successful as me one day
418
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:14,490
.Oh, you're right, Mr. Krabs-
419
00:17:14,490 --> 00:17:16,720
.I learned my lesson
420
00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:20,760
And by the way, Bubble
.Buddy picked up the tab
421
00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:21,970
?What's this-
422
00:17:21,970 --> 00:17:24,750
!Bubble money-
423
00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:26,720
.At least they left a tip
424
00:17:32,150 --> 00:17:34,190
.Here we are, Bubble Buddy-
425
00:17:34,190 --> 00:17:34,940
.Goo Lagoon
426
00:17:34,940 --> 00:17:37,630
There are lots of
.ways to have fun here
427
00:17:37,630 --> 00:17:39,770
!Dudes, bury me-
428
00:17:39,770 --> 00:17:42,120
?See what I mean-
429
00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:43,780
.All done
430
00:17:43,780 --> 00:17:45,060
!All right-
431
00:17:45,060 --> 00:17:48,870
Bubble Buddy, you dig him out-
.while I get some cotton candy
432
00:17:48,870 --> 00:17:50,460
.Don't just stand there, dude-
433
00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:51,160
.The tide's coming in
434
00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:51,860
!Ha ha
435
00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:55,040
?Dude
436
00:18:01,850 --> 00:18:03,300
.My friend's in there-
437
00:18:03,300 --> 00:18:04,000
.Congratulations-
438
00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:08,370
!Woo-
439
00:18:08,370 --> 00:18:09,440
!Shake it
440
00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:10,140
!Woo
441
00:18:10,140 --> 00:18:11,750
!Shake it, yeah
442
00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:14,210
!Shake that bubble butt
443
00:18:14,210 --> 00:18:16,180
!Yeah
444
00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:18,150
[MUMBLING]
445
00:18:25,610 --> 00:18:26,880
!Oh, oh-
446
00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:30,230
It's the world famous
.surf bum, Grubby Grouper
447
00:18:30,230 --> 00:18:32,030
.Later, Groupies-
448
00:18:32,030 --> 00:18:35,090
Grubby's gotta go catch
.some gnarly pounders
449
00:18:35,090 --> 00:18:37,720
!Awoo
450
00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:38,780
!Oh-
451
00:18:38,780 --> 00:18:41,220
I'll never wash
.this flipper again
452
00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:42,080
.Hey, Pearl-
453
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:44,450
.Shake hands with Bubble Buddy
454
00:18:44,450 --> 00:18:45,140
--Wha-
455
00:18:48,010 --> 00:18:49,920
[SOBBING]
456
00:18:53,270 --> 00:18:56,010
.It's his first time on his own-
457
00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:59,370
.Once again, congratulations-
458
00:18:59,370 --> 00:19:01,140
.Popcorn, peanuts-
459
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,230
.Ice cold drinks-
460
00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:07,550
!Two hours is long enough-
461
00:19:07,550 --> 00:19:09,460
!That's it
462
00:19:09,460 --> 00:19:10,640
.Hey, Bubble Buddy-
463
00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:11,340
.You're finished
464
00:19:15,990 --> 00:19:19,430
He kept us waiting-
?for a bubble
465
00:19:19,430 --> 00:19:20,600
.That's nothing-
466
00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:22,080
!He called us fat
467
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:29,000
!He washed my flipper-
468
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,570
!He owes me money-
469
00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:33,830
He made me provide-
!excellent service
470
00:19:33,830 --> 00:19:36,620
Dudes, he made me-
.experience high tide
471
00:19:36,620 --> 00:19:37,320
!Ha ha
472
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:45,250
He poisoned our water-
,supply, burned our crops
473
00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:47,960
and delivered a plague
!onto our houses
474
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:49,500
?He did-
475
00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:50,540
.No-
476
00:19:50,540 --> 00:19:54,540
But are we just gonna
?wait around until he does
477
00:19:54,540 --> 00:19:57,640
!I say we tip something over-
478
00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:58,340
!Yeah-
479
00:20:01,530 --> 00:20:03,540
!Hey-
480
00:20:03,540 --> 00:20:05,200
?Now what-
481
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:08,670
!Get the lifeguard-
482
00:20:08,670 --> 00:20:09,670
!Wait-
483
00:20:09,670 --> 00:20:12,520
Don't waste this
.senseless violence on him
484
00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:14,830
It's that stupid
bubble of SpongeBob's
485
00:20:14,830 --> 00:20:16,410
.that's causing all the problems
486
00:20:16,410 --> 00:20:18,230
?Who's with me
487
00:20:18,230 --> 00:20:20,660
!Pop the bubble-
488
00:20:20,660 --> 00:20:22,600
[SHOUTING]
489
00:20:26,010 --> 00:20:27,540
.Hey, everyone-
490
00:20:27,540 --> 00:20:30,460
Have you met my
?friend, Bubble Buddy
491
00:20:30,460 --> 00:20:32,450
.Yes-
492
00:20:32,450 --> 00:20:37,170
Hey, is, uh-- one of-
?those sewing circles
493
00:20:37,170 --> 00:20:38,980
.No-
494
00:20:38,980 --> 00:20:41,450
Would you mind not getting-
?so close with those pins
495
00:20:41,450 --> 00:20:43,130
Pointy objects make Bubble
.Buddy uncomfortable
496
00:20:43,130 --> 00:20:45,720
SpongeBob, that-
.bubble's gotta go
497
00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:46,420
.Oh, no-
498
00:20:46,420 --> 00:20:47,580
.He already took care of that
499
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:48,630
.But thanks for your concern
500
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:54,420
!Ahh-
501
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:55,120
?Why
502
00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:57,410
You and that bubble have-
!been nothing but trouble
503
00:20:57,410 --> 00:20:58,970
.It's time to end it
504
00:20:58,970 --> 00:20:59,780
!No-
505
00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:03,130
!I won't let you
506
00:21:03,130 --> 00:21:05,090
!Here we go
507
00:21:05,090 --> 00:21:08,030
!You'll never catch us now
508
00:21:08,030 --> 00:21:09,010
!Never
509
00:21:09,010 --> 00:21:09,990
!Ha ha
510
00:21:09,990 --> 00:21:11,950
!Never
511
00:21:11,950 --> 00:21:15,170
.Ne-- ver
512
00:21:15,170 --> 00:21:18,540
Enough seahorsing-
.around, SpongeBob
513
00:21:18,540 --> 00:21:20,550
!Give us that bubble
514
00:21:20,550 --> 00:21:21,550
!Pop the bubble-
515
00:21:21,550 --> 00:21:24,030
!Pop the bubble
516
00:21:24,030 --> 00:21:25,350
!Pop the bubble
517
00:21:25,350 --> 00:21:26,050
!No-
518
00:21:26,050 --> 00:21:26,750
!You can't
519
00:21:26,750 --> 00:21:30,190
--He's not just a bubble
!he's a Bubble Buddy
520
00:21:30,190 --> 00:21:32,740
.He's my friend and I love him
521
00:21:32,740 --> 00:21:35,130
Haven't you ever had
?a very special friend
522
00:21:38,850 --> 00:21:40,300
.Nickel Buddy-
523
00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:41,760
.I'll never spend you
524
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,760
.Funny Muffler-
525
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:45,350
.Jerky Pal-
526
00:21:45,350 --> 00:21:47,230
.Booboo Keys-
527
00:21:47,230 --> 00:21:48,830
.Snake Eyes-
528
00:21:48,830 --> 00:21:51,630
!We love you-
529
00:21:51,630 --> 00:21:54,830
?So, what do you say-
530
00:21:54,830 --> 00:21:56,280
!Pop the bubble-
531
00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:57,240
!Pop the bubble
532
00:21:57,240 --> 00:21:58,690
!Pop the bubble
533
00:21:58,690 --> 00:22:01,110
!Pop the bubble
534
00:22:01,110 --> 00:22:03,040
!Pop the bubble
535
00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:04,380
!Pop the bubble
536
00:22:04,380 --> 00:22:05,770
Let's get this over-
with so I can go home
537
00:22:05,770 --> 00:22:07,650
!and play my clarinet
538
00:22:07,650 --> 00:22:08,350
--Nooo-
539
00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:11,740
--ooo
540
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:16,100
--ooo
541
00:22:21,330 --> 00:22:22,230
!Whoa-
542
00:22:22,230 --> 00:22:24,000
[GASPS]
543
00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:29,320
?Hey, don't I get a say in this
544
00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:30,860
.I'll see you later, SpongeBob
545
00:22:30,860 --> 00:22:33,580
Things are getting a
.little weird around here
546
00:22:36,930 --> 00:22:37,630
.So long-
547
00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:42,750
!Happy Leif Erikson Day-
548
00:22:42,750 --> 00:22:43,820
.He's alive-
549
00:22:43,820 --> 00:22:44,610
.Of course-
550
00:22:44,610 --> 00:22:47,620
Otherwise he couldn't
.tell such funny jokes
551
00:22:47,620 --> 00:22:49,490
!Ha
552
00:22:49,490 --> 00:22:51,200
[MUMBLING]
553
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:51,900
.OK by me-
554
00:22:51,900 --> 00:22:52,790
.I'm done
555
00:22:52,790 --> 00:22:56,750
Seems like only this-
.morning I held his bottle
556
00:22:56,750 --> 00:22:58,400
.They blow up so fast
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