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ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
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Kids:
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
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( louder ):
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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* OH...
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* WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? *
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *
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* ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE. *
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *
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* IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE
SOMETHING YOU WISH... *
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *
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* THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH. *
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *
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* READY?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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( laughs heartily )
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
( plays airy tune )
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and NICKELODEON]
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( with French accent ):
HALLOWEEN IS NO DIFFERENT
UNDER THE WAVES--
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PIRATES, SKELETONS
AND SEA MONSTERS...
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( laughing evilly )
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OOP, SORRY.
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EVERYONE HAVING FUN.
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WELL, ALMOST EVERYONE.
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HUH?
( thump )
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( hinge creaks eerily )
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WHO'S THERE?
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( deep, cacklelike creaking )
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( whimpering nervously )
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OKAY, MR. KRABS, THE DISHES
ARE DONE-- I'M LEAVING.
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HOLD ON.
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DON'T YOU WANT TO HEAR
MY ANNUAL SCARY STORY?
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NO, THANK YOU, MR. KRABS.
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UH, DOES IT HAVE MONSTERS IN IT?
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AYE-- THE WORST MONSTER
OF THEM ALL.
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UH...
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NO.
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IS IT A TRUE STORY?
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TRUE AS THE DEEP BLUE.
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OKAY, MAYBE JUST A LITTLE.
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HAVE A SEAT, ME BOY.
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HOT, HOT, HOT,
HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT!
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EVERY YEAR,
ON HALLOWEEN NIGHT
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THE FLYING DUTCHMAN
DESCENDS ON BIKINI BOTTOM
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IN A PIRATE SHIP...
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JUST LIKE THIS
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ONLY BIGGER.
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EXCUSE ME, DID HIS SHIP
LOOK LIKE A KRABBY PATTY?
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LIKE I WAS SAYING,
THE FLYING DUTCHMAN SWOOPS DOWN
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AND STARTS
STEALING PEOPLE'S SOULS.
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DO SOULS LOOK LIKE PICKLES?
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AYE, AS A MATTER OF FACT,
THEY DO.
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THEN HE PUTS THEM
WHERE YOU CAN NEVER GET THEM--
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IN HIS SOUL BAG.
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( laughing evilly )
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I'VE COME
FOR YOUR PICKLE.
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( screams )
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HA! SCAREDY-PANTS GETS
EASIER TO SCARE EVERY YEAR!
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( both laugh heartily )
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HMM... SQUIDWARD.
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NOTHING LIKE A GOOD
GHOST STORY, EH, ME BOY?
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HOPE YOU'RE NOT TOO SCARED
TO COME TO ME PARTY TONIGHT
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SPONGEBOB SCAREDY-PANTS.
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( laughing )
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STEAL YOUR SOUL.
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( screams )
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( evil laughter )
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( gasps )
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TRICK OR TREAT.
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( SpongeBob yells )
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IT'S OKAY, SON.
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THAT'S JUST
SPONGEBOB SCAREDY-PANTS.
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( honks )
( screams )
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( teeth chattering )
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN, SCAREDY-PANTS.
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( cackles )
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THE NAME'S SQUAREPANTS.
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IT'S SQUAREPANTS!
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SpongeBob:
I DON'T GET IT, GARY.
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EVERY HALLOWEEN, NO MATTER HOW
HARD I TRY, EVERYBODY SCARES ME.
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( Gary meows )
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WELL, I'M SICK OF IT.
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NO MORE SCAREDY-PANTS.
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( screams )
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( knees clattering )
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( knocking at door )
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SPONGEBOB!
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GARY, IT'S PATRICK.
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I'M GOING TO SCARE HIM.
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IT'S MY TURN.
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RAR!
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HIYA, SPONGEBOB.
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( scream, crunch )
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SORRY, I DIDN'T
MEAN TO SCARE YOU.
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WHY CAN'T I BE
FRIGHTENING FOR ONCE?
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WHERE'S MY CHANCE?
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IF YOU WANT
TO BE SCARY
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YOU'RE GOING TO NEED
A GOOD COSTUME.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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GREAT! YOU'RE GOING
AS MY TRICK-OR-TREAT BAG.
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NO, NO!
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I'M THE GHOST
OF THE FLYING DUTCHMAN.
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UH, SOMETHING'S MISSING.
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I KNOW!
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( hand-sawing )
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( power-sawing )
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STEP INTO THESE BABIES, HANS.
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TERRIFYING.
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I DON'T KNOW, PATRICK.
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( kids giggle )
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( doorbell rings )
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COME ON, IT'S LITTLE KIDS!
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LITTLE KIDS ARE EASY TO SCARE.
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TRICK OR TREAT!
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RAR, RAR!
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( laughing )
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LOOK, IT'S
THE HAUNTED
MATTRESS.
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OKAY, OKAY--
HERE'S YOUR CANDY.
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NO... PLEASE.
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THAT WAS ENOUGH
OF A TREAT.
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THANK YOU.
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( kids laughing )
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I DON'T GET IT, PATRICK.
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SPONGEBOB
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LOOK AT MY NEW PAPER GHOST.
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OOH!
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SCARY...
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THAT IS IT, PATRICK.
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WHAT'S IT?
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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE
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BETWEEN THAT GHOST
AND ME?
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UH...
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NO, NO, NO,
WAIT, DON'T TELL ME.
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( Patrick groaning
with exertion )
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D-D-DON'T TELL ME.
I CAN DO THIS!
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I CAN DO THIS,
DON'T TELL ME,
DON'T TELL ME!
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DON'T TELL ME!
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OKAY, TELL ME.
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I'VE GOT A SQUARE HEAD
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AND A REAL GHOST
HAS A ROUND ONE.
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ALL WE HAVE TO DO
IS MAKE MY HEAD ROUND
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AND-- BOO!-- I'M SCARY.
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OKAY, ARE YOU READY?
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REMEMBER, LIKE THIS.
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YOU SURE YOU WANT
TO DO THIS?
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SHAVE ME DOWN, MAKE ME ROUND.
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ALL RIGHT.
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LET'S GET TO IT.
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( shaver buzzing )
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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PERFECT.
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NOW, THAT'S SCARY!
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LET'S GO SCARE SOMEBODY.
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SpongeBob:
WHOO...
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I'M THE FLYING DUTCHMAN!
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OOH...
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I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM!
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( doorbell rings )
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RAR, RAR!
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I'M THE FLYING
DUTCHMAN.
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Patrick:
OOH...
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I'M THE FLYING
DUTCHMAN'S BEST FRIEND.
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( both laughing )
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HEY, DON'T YOU KIDS
WANT YOUR CANDY?
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( both laughing )
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OH, BOY,
THAT WAS SOMETHING.
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YOUR COSTUME
REALLY PACKS A PUNCH.
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DO YOU THINK?
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OH, NO QUESTION.
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YOU SCARED THE BARNACLES
OFF THAT GUY.
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WHO SHOULD WE SCARE NEXT?
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THERE'S A WHOLE PARTY
JUST FULL OF PEOPLE
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DOWN AT THE KRUSTY KRAB
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AND THE FLYING DUTCHMAN IS
GOING TO SHOW UP UNINVITED.
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( people laughing outside )
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OOH, HERE COMES
SOMEONE NOW.
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RAR!
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WHOO...
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( in quavery voice ):
I'M THE FLYING DUTCHMAN!
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( laughing )
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( laughing )
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WASN'T THAT
THE HAUNTED
MATTRESS?
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I GUESS HE'S BEEN DEMOTED
TO A HAUNTED SLEEPING BAG.
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( laughing )
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( party music playing )
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( general conversation )
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( choking and coughing )
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OH, DAD, YOU'RE
EMBARRASSING ME AGAIN.
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( crying )
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( gagging, gasping )
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( spurt )
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( whistle )
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( glass shatters )
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HOWDY, SQUIDWARD...
I MEAN FLYING DUTCHMAN.
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GREAT PARTY, HUH?
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WHAT ARE YOU
SUPPOSED TO BE?
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WHY, I'M A PET GOLDFISH
IN A BOWL.
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I DON'T GET IT.
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( slurping )
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ARE YOU READY,
SPONGEBOB?
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OKAY, PATRICK.
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KILL THE LIGHTS.
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( music stops )
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( people screaming )
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( Patrick laughing evilly )
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I AM THE FLYING DUTCHMAN!
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BOOGA, BOOGA, BOOGA, BOOGA!
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( rattling )
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( eerily ):
GIVE ME YOUR SOULS!
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( buzzing )
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( zap )
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HUH?
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( Patrick yelling )
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( SpongeBob screaming )
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( yelling )
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WHOA!
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( yelling )
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( yelling and screaming )
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OOH! AAH!
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OUCH!
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( SpongeBob yells )
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( yelling repeatedly )
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( yelling slows to halt )
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HEY, THAT'S NO DUTCHMAN.
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THAT'S SPONGEBOB!
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SPONGEBOB?
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SPONGEBOB.
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( all laughing )
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HELP!
232
00:09:22,763 --> 00:09:23,931
HELP!
233
00:09:23,964 --> 00:09:26,900
I AM NOT SPONGEBOB!
234
00:09:26,934 --> 00:09:29,302
THOSE ARE MY STREET CLOTHES.
235
00:09:29,336 --> 00:09:31,905
( partygoers laughing )
236
00:09:31,939 --> 00:09:33,841
FLYING DUTCHMAN?!
237
00:09:33,874 --> 00:09:35,275
FLYING DOPEMAN!
238
00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:36,610
( thunder )
239
00:09:36,644 --> 00:09:38,879
Deep male voice:
ENOUGH!
240
00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:39,813
( all gasp )
241
00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,886
( laughing evilly )
242
00:09:47,855 --> 00:09:50,858
IT'S THE REAL FLYING DUTCHMAN!
243
00:09:50,891 --> 00:09:51,992
( gasps )
244
00:09:53,861 --> 00:09:58,198
YOU BET YOUR LILY WHITE LIVERS
I'M THE FLYING DUTCHMAN.
245
00:09:58,231 --> 00:10:00,267
AND I'LL LET YOU IN
ON A LITTLE SECRET.
246
00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:03,637
I'M GOING TO STEAL YOUR SOUL!
247
00:10:03,671 --> 00:10:06,039
( screaming )
248
00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:09,276
QUIET!
249
00:10:09,309 --> 00:10:13,013
YOU HAD IT COMING,
YOU BIG CRYBABIES.
250
00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:17,651
EVERY YEAR,
PEOPLE DRESSING LIKE ME!
251
00:10:17,685 --> 00:10:18,752
( whistling nonchalantly )
252
00:10:18,786 --> 00:10:22,990
TURNING THE FLYING DUTCHMAN NAME
INTO A LAUGHINGSTOCK!
253
00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:26,059
BUT THAT'S NOT THE REASON
I'M TAKING YOUR SOULS.
254
00:10:26,093 --> 00:10:30,864
NO, TH IS THE STRAW
THAT BROKE THE CAMEL'S BACK.
255
00:10:30,898 --> 00:10:35,669
OUT OF ALL THE DUTCHMAN
COSTUMES I'VE SEEN
256
00:10:35,703 --> 00:10:39,807
YOURS IS THE MOST INSULTING.
257
00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:42,109
DO YOU MEAN
I'M NOT SCARY?
258
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,677
YOU?!
259
00:10:43,711 --> 00:10:44,945
SCARY?
260
00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:49,950
( laughing thunderously )
261
00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:52,953
LET ME TELL YOU
ABOUT SCARY, KID.
262
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:56,690
THERE'S ALL KINDS OF
SCARY THINGS IN THE WORLD.
263
00:10:56,724 --> 00:10:59,192
SPIDERS ARE SCARY.
264
00:10:59,226 --> 00:11:01,028
I'M SCARY.
265
00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:02,129
YOU?
266
00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:04,965
YOU'RE NOT SCARY.
267
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:07,167
OKAY, LET'S
GET THIS OVER WITH.
268
00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:10,203
( laughing evilly )
269
00:11:10,237 --> 00:11:13,340
( screaming )
270
00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:15,142
SPONGEBOB!
271
00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,811
FIRST I GOT TO GET RID
OF THIS STUPID COSTUME.
272
00:11:20,147 --> 00:11:23,984
( yelling )
273
00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:28,155
HEY, WHAT DO YOU KNOW!
274
00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,356
I SCARED HIM!
275
00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:31,158
( laughing )
276
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:32,960
( all screaming )
277
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,196
IT WORKED, PATRICK.
278
00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:37,998
I SCARED EVERYBODY.
279
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:38,999
YEAH.
280
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,268
I GUESS IT WAS
YOUR PINK HAT.
281
00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:43,103
PINK HAT? OH, THAT'S NOT A HAT.
282
00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:44,972
THAT'S MY BRAIN.
283
00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:46,940
OH...
284
00:11:46,974 --> 00:11:50,110
( screaming )
285
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:52,012
SpongeBob:
DON'T WORRY. IT GROWS BACK.
286
00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:10,130
EXERCISE TIME
IS OVER, GARY.
287
00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:11,932
WE DON'T WANT YOU
GETTING TOO THIN.
288
00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:13,100
HERE, BOY.
289
00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:14,734
FETCH!
290
00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:26,880
( rooster crows )
291
00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:27,981
( snoring )
292
00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:35,088
( meows )
293
00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:37,557
HUH?
294
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,259
GOOD JOB, GARY.
295
00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:41,895
I LOVE YOU, GARY.
296
00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:43,496
GARY, GARY,
GARY, GARY...
297
00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:44,497
( purring )
298
00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:45,799
GARY, GARY, GARY.
299
00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:46,867
( laughing )
300
00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:47,935
DOWN, BOY!
301
00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:48,936
( laughing )
302
00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:50,537
SPONGEBOB!
303
00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:51,839
ARE YOU READY?
304
00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:52,973
ARE YOU READY?
305
00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:54,241
ARE YOU READY?
306
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,009
FOR WHAT?
307
00:12:56,043 --> 00:13:00,914
THE ANNUAL JELLYFISH CONVENTION
IN UKULELE BOTTOM THIS WEEKEND.
308
00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:02,515
HA... YA!
309
00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:04,784
( yelling )
310
00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:08,188
( glass shatters )
311
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:10,891
SO, YOU READY OR WHAT?
312
00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:12,926
THAT WAS THIS WEEKEND?
313
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,261
I CAN'T GO.
314
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,897
I DON'T HAVE ANYONE
TO TAKE CARE OF GARY.
315
00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:27,274
WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP
LEAVING YOUR UNDERGARMENTS
316
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,242
ON MY FRONT LAWN?
317
00:13:29,276 --> 00:13:32,112
SQUIDWARD, COULD YOU
WATCH GARY THIS WEEKEND?
318
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,513
WHAT'S A GARY?
319
00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:35,215
NOT A GARY-- GARY.
320
00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:36,216
HE'S MY PET SNAIL.
321
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:37,450
( pop )
322
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:39,186
SAY "HELLO."
323
00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:40,921
( hisses )
324
00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:42,055
AAH!
325
00:13:42,089 --> 00:13:44,257
YOU ACTUALLY CARE
FOR THAT THING?
326
00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:46,293
I LOVE GARY!
327
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,394
WELL, I DON'T.
328
00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:49,096
GET SOMEBODY ELSE.
329
00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:51,031
I GUESS WE CAN'T GO
AWAY THIS WEEKEND
330
00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:52,532
AFTER ALL, PATRICK.
331
00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:54,101
GO AWAY?
332
00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:56,436
YOU MEAN,
IF I WATCH GARY
333
00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:59,873
YOU GUYS WILL BE
GONE ALL WEEKEND?
334
00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:02,009
ACTUALLY,
A THREE-DAY WEEKEND.
335
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:05,012
AS IN "NOT HERE
FOR THREE DAYS"?
336
00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:07,414
YEAH, BUT YOU'VE ALREADY
SAID YOU CAN'T DO IT.
337
00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:08,415
WE UNDERSTAND.
338
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:10,017
DON'T FEEL BAD,
SQUIDWARD.
339
00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:12,119
THE THREE OF US
CAN STILL HAVE
340
00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:14,087
OUR OWN JELLYFISH
CONVENTION
341
00:14:14,121 --> 00:14:14,922
AT YOUR HOUSE.
342
00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:16,489
I CHANGED
MY MIND.
343
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:19,226
YOU GUYS DESERVE
A WEEKEND AWAY.
344
00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:20,227
YOU'LL DO IT?
345
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:21,228
GREAT!
346
00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:23,163
LET ME SHOW YOU
A LITTLE BIT
347
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:25,065
ABOUT SNAIL CARE.
348
00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:27,968
YOU NEED TO TAKE
GARY FOR A WALK
TWICE A DAY...
349
00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:33,040
Squidward:
FRIDAY, SATURDAY AND SUNDAY--
A THREE-DAY WEEKEND.
350
00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:35,142
LET ME SHOW YOU
HOW TO FEED HIM.
351
00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:37,344
A CAN IN THE MORNING
AND A CAN AT NIGHT.
352
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,679
( sarcastically ):
SURE IT'S ENOUGH?
353
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:44,184
Group:
JELLYFISHING, JELLYFISHING,
JELLYFISHING, JELLYFISHING!
354
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,086
THE BUS IS HERE!
355
00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:48,455
THE BUS IS HERE!
356
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:50,090
COME ON, SPONGEBOB!
357
00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:52,459
All:
JELLYFISHING! JELLYFISHING!
358
00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:55,128
TIME TO GO.
DON'T WANT TO BE LATE. BYE-BYE.
359
00:14:55,162 --> 00:14:57,330
YOU WON'T FORGET
MY INSTRUCTIONS, WILL YOU?
360
00:14:57,364 --> 00:14:59,432
I HAVE THE MEMORY
OF AN ELEPHANT.
361
00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:00,934
I'LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF FRED.
362
00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:01,701
GARY.
363
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,070
RIGHT, YEAH, RIGHT.
364
00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:04,938
Group:
JELLYFISHING!
365
00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:06,173
All:
JELLYFISHING! JELLYFISHING!
366
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:07,975
SO LONG, LOSERS!
367
00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:09,009
( laughs )
368
00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:10,543
THEY'RE GONE.
369
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:11,945
( laughs )
370
00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:15,949
( meows )
371
00:15:18,185 --> 00:15:20,153
( humming )
372
00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:24,291
THIS IS GOING TO BE
THE BEST THREE DAYS OF MY LIFE.
373
00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:27,260
( sighs )
374
00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:29,596
I'M GOING TO DO ALL THE THINGS
375
00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:33,066
I CAN'T NORMALLY DO
BECAUSE OF SPONGEBOB.
376
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,438
( sizzling quietly )
377
00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:42,442
Group:
JELLYFISHING! JELLYFISHING!
JELLYFISHING! JELLYFISHING!
378
00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:47,680
WELL, THUS ENDS THE GREATEST
WEEKEND OF MY LIFE.
379
00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:53,086
NO SPONGEBOB, NO PATRICK,
NOTHING BUT ME, ME, ME.
380
00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:57,524
( groans gutturally )
381
00:15:57,557 --> 00:15:58,625
( thud )
382
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:01,461
( screams )
383
00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:03,463
THE SNAIL! I FORGOT THE SNAIL!
384
00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:06,366
( panting )
385
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,035
( moans )
386
00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:11,438
I'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING.
387
00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:14,474
OH!
388
00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:19,412
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
389
00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:21,014
HERE WE GO, RIGHT HERE.
390
00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:22,582
EAT, EAT, EAT, EAT, EAT, EAT!
391
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,551
YOU'VE GOT TO FINISH THIS FOOD!
392
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:27,187
SEE YOU LATER, PATRICK.
393
00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:32,192
COME ON, EAT! EAT! EAT!
394
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:35,362
AAH... AAH... AAH...
395
00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:36,629
OH!
396
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:42,635
GARY, I'M HOME!
397
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,137
HI, SPONGEBOB.
398
00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:45,705
SQUIDWARD, WHY ARE YOU HERE?
399
00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:47,374
( gulps hard )
400
00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:48,708
AAH!
401
00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:51,644
JUST, UH, CHECKING UP
ON OLD GARY FOR YOU.
402
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,680
YOU'RE A GREAT FRIEND,
SQUIDWARD.
403
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:55,482
WELL, I GUESS
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
404
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:56,483
BYE.
405
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:57,517
THANKS, SQUIDWARD.
406
00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:59,219
I CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON YOU.
407
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:02,222
( wheezes )
408
00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:03,256
( screams )
409
00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:04,657
GARY!
410
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:07,327
GARY, WHAT'S HAPPENED TO YOU?
411
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,195
WHAT'S WRONG?
412
00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:10,697
SQUIDWARD, SOMETHING'S
WRONG WITH GARY!
413
00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:13,133
SQUIDWARD!
414
00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:15,235
OH!
415
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:18,705
Male fish:
YES, YES, IT'S
JUST AS I THOUGHT.
416
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,073
WHAT?
417
00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:22,542
THIS IS DEFINITELY
A SNAIL.
418
00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:23,576
( gasps )
419
00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:24,844
I KNEW IT!
420
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:28,348
OH, SQUID,
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
421
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,517
THEREFORE, A SHOT
OF SNAIL PLASMA
422
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,419
MUST BE CAREFULLY ADMINISTERED.
423
00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:34,187
HERE YOU GO.
424
00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:35,488
YOU WON'T DO IT?
425
00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:38,091
OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
426
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:40,293
I'M TOO SQUEAMISH.
427
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,163
UH, HANG ON, DOC.
428
00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:45,098
LET ME HELP YOU
WITH YOUR BAG THERE.
429
00:17:45,132 --> 00:17:46,233
SQUID, WAIT.
430
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:47,600
I CAN'T GIVE GARY HIS PLASMA.
431
00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:49,436
I'M SQUEAMISH, TOO.
432
00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:52,172
OH, SPONGEBOB,
I DON'T WANT TO...
433
00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:55,642
( violent coughing )
434
00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:57,244
GARY!
435
00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:59,312
OKAY, OKAY, I'LL DO IT.
436
00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:01,281
NOW, DON'T HURT HIM, SQUIDWARD.
437
00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:02,882
OKAY, STEADY.
438
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,351
WAIT, THAT'S TOO HARD.
439
00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:06,553
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY,
OKAY, TRY IT AGAIN.
440
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:09,389
WAIT!
441
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,158
WAIT. WAIT. WAIT.
442
00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:12,459
( stammers ):
HOLD HIM STILL.
443
00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:13,593
WAIT. WAIT. WAIT.
444
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,128
HOLD HIM STILL!
WAIT.
445
00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:16,129
OUCH!
446
00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:17,364
UH, SQUIDWARD...
447
00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:19,666
YOU'VE INJECTED ME
WITH SNAIL PLASMA.
448
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:21,401
WELL, YOU MADE
ME DO IT.
449
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,303
WHAT'S GOING
TO HAPPEN TO ME?
450
00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:26,573
OH, NOTHING, IT'S JUST
A LITTLE SNAIL PLASMA.
451
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,908
I DON'T KNOW,
I FEEL KIND OF FUNNY.
452
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:31,344
Squidward:
IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD!
453
00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:33,446
( moans )
454
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:34,914
( gulps )
455
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:37,884
( gargles, then clears throat )
456
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:39,152
( meows spiritedly )
457
00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:42,155
HE JUST NEEDED WATER?
458
00:18:42,189 --> 00:18:44,791
OH, GARY,
YOU'RE BETTER!
459
00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:47,494
OH, HOW TOUCHING.
460
00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:50,263
I'M GOING TO GO HOME
AND THROW UP.
461
00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:51,298
GOOD NIGHT.
462
00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:52,299
SQUIDWARD, WAIT!
463
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:53,333
THE SNAIL PLASMA.
464
00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:54,734
TRUST ME, SPONGEBOB.
465
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:57,337
NOTHING'S GOING
TO HAPPEN TO YOU.
466
00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:58,738
YOU'RE FINE.
467
00:18:58,771 --> 00:19:00,340
( meows )
468
00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:01,474
DON'T WORRY, GARY.
469
00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:03,510
SQUIDWARD SAYS
I'LL BE FINE.
470
00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:05,312
HE KNOWS EVERYTHING.
471
00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:06,446
SO, YOU HUNGRY?
472
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:07,814
( meows loudly )
473
00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:17,424
HMM?
474
00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:20,193
HMM!
475
00:19:20,227 --> 00:19:22,429
MMM.
476
00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:24,297
MMM, MMM, MMM.
477
00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:26,266
HERE YOU GO.
478
00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:27,467
EAT UP, GARY.
479
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,768
( meows questioningly )
480
00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:34,274
SORRY, GARY,
I COULDN'T CONTROL MYSELF.
481
00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:35,275
( burps )
482
00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:36,276
MEOW.
483
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:37,544
WHY'D I JUST DO THAT?
484
00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:38,711
AM I CRACKING UP?
485
00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:40,480
( meows )
486
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,315
NO. NO, SQUIDWARD'S RIGHT.
487
00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:43,550
I'M FINE.
488
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:44,751
I WORRY TOO MUCH.
489
00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:46,419
IT'S ALL IN MY HEAD.
490
00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:48,521
I FEEL TIP-TOP.
491
00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:52,359
GARY, YOU'RE GETTING
492
00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:54,227
( voice slows ):
A LOT FASTER.
493
00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:58,231
( footsteps thumping loudly )
494
00:19:58,265 --> 00:20:00,467
( voice echoes ):
LOOK AT ME.
495
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:01,634
NEVER BETTER.
496
00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:02,702
( yelps )
497
00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:04,504
I'M OKAY.
498
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,339
SQUIDWARD SAID I'M FINE.
499
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:07,707
( screams )
500
00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:10,643
( shrieks )
501
00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:12,912
GARY! I'M FINE!
502
00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:16,349
( straining ):
YOU SEE?
503
00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:18,985
( grunting )
504
00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:22,289
THAT'S OKAY,
I'M A LEFTY, ANYWAY.
505
00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:23,390
( grunts, screams )
506
00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:26,326
NOW I DON'T HAVE TO BUY
THOSE NEW SHOES.
507
00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:30,330
( screams and groans )
508
00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:32,465
I TAKE IT BACK, GARY.
509
00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:35,268
SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH ME!
510
00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:36,403
OW.
511
00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:40,507
I HOPE I NEVER SEE
ANOTHER SNAIL AGAIN.
512
00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:41,608
GOOD NIGHT, CLARI.
513
00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:43,943
( doorbell rings,
knock on door )
514
00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:45,378
WHO COULD THAT BE?
515
00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:47,314
AS IF I DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW.
516
00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:50,850
SPONGEBOB, I ALREADY TOLD YOU:
517
00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:53,986
YOU'RE GOING TO BE JUST FI...
518
00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:56,323
( screams )
519
00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:57,757
OW.
520
00:20:57,790 --> 00:20:59,392
( screams )
521
00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:01,394
MEOW, MEOW.
522
00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:09,802
( screams )
523
00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:11,371
( panting )
524
00:21:11,404 --> 00:21:12,839
SPONGEBOB?
525
00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:16,809
OH, NEPTUNE, WHAT HAVE I DONE?
526
00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:18,878
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.
527
00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:20,747
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
528
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:23,950
GET IT TOGETHER, SQUIDWARD.
529
00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:25,552
MEOW!
530
00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:26,586
( screams )
531
00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:30,323
MEOW!
532
00:21:30,357 --> 00:21:31,558
MEOW, MEOW.
533
00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:32,492
( screams )
534
00:21:32,525 --> 00:21:33,326
MEOW.
535
00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:37,597
( gasps )
536
00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:41,534
MEOW, MEOW.
537
00:21:41,568 --> 00:21:43,670
( screams )
538
00:21:43,703 --> 00:21:46,739
NONE OF THIS WOULD BE HAPPENING
IF I'D ONLY FED THAT SNAIL.
539
00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:48,508
MEOW.
540
00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:50,443
( screaming )
541
00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:51,444
MEOW.
542
00:21:51,478 --> 00:21:54,113
( screaming )
543
00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:55,515
MEOW.
544
00:21:55,548 --> 00:21:56,115
( screams )
545
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:57,517
MEOW.
546
00:21:57,550 --> 00:21:58,117
( screams )
547
00:21:58,150 --> 00:21:59,852
MEOW.
548
00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:04,491
( screaming and
meowing continue )
549
00:22:11,698 --> 00:22:13,866
( glass shatters )
550
00:22:17,704 --> 00:22:20,640
( groaning )
551
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:23,009
UH-OH.
552
00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:26,646
Gary ( to "Blow the Man Down" ):
* MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
553
00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:28,481
* MEOW MEOW
MEOW MEOW MEOW *
554
00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:31,951
* MEOW MEOW
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW *
555
00:22:31,984 --> 00:22:33,820
* MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
556
00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:35,955
* MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
557
00:22:35,988 --> 00:22:40,860
* MEOW MEOW
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW *
558
00:22:40,893 --> 00:22:43,563
WILL YOU CLAM UP?
559
00:22:43,596 --> 00:22:44,731
* MEOW MEOW...
560
00:22:44,764 --> 00:22:45,865
( yelps )
561
00:22:45,898 --> 00:22:47,600
* MEOW MEOW MEOW
MEOW MEOW *
562
00:22:47,634 --> 00:22:49,536
* MEOW MEOW
MEOW MEOW MEOW *
563
00:22:49,569 --> 00:22:51,438
* MEOW MEOW
MEOW MEOW *
564
00:22:51,471 --> 00:22:54,073
* MEOW MEOW
MEOW MEOW MEOW. *
565
00:22:54,106 --> 00:22:57,777
ALL RIGHT, BOILS AND GHOULS,
YOU READY?
[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
566
00:22:57,810 --> 00:22:59,912
YEAH!
and NICKELODEON]
567
00:22:59,946 --> 00:23:02,449
* WELL... WHO LIVES NEAR
A GRAVEYARD UNDER THE SEA? *
568
00:23:02,482 --> 00:23:04,784
* SPONGEBOB SCAREDY-PANTS! *
569
00:23:04,817 --> 00:23:08,087
* ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND SPOOKY IS HE. *
570
00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:10,557
* SPONGEBOB SCAREDY-PANTS! *
571
00:23:10,590 --> 00:23:13,960
* IF NAUTICAL CHILLS BE
SOMETHING YOU WISH... *
572
00:23:13,993 --> 00:23:16,028
* SPONGEBOB SCAREDY-PANTS! *
573
00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:18,498
* THEN SCREAM YOUR GILLS OUT
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH. *
574
00:23:18,531 --> 00:23:21,901
* SPONGEBOB SCAREDY-PANTS! *
575
00:23:21,934 --> 00:23:23,970
* SPONGEBOB SCAREDY-PANTS!
576
00:23:24,003 --> 00:23:26,439
* SPONGEBOB SCAREDY-PANTS!
577
00:23:26,473 --> 00:23:28,708
* SPONGEBOB SCAREDY-PANTS!
578
00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:31,911
* SPONGEBOB SCAREDY-PANTS!
579
00:23:31,944 --> 00:23:34,180
* SPONGEBOB SCAREDY-PANTS,
SPONGEBOB SCAREDY-PANTS! *
[Captioned by The Caption Center
WGBH Educational Foundation]
580
00:23:34,213 --> 00:23:35,882
* SPONGEBOB SCAREDY-PANTS
581
00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:37,717
* SPONGEBOB... SCAREDY-PANTS!
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