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ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
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Kids:
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
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( louder ):
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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* OH...
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* WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? *
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *
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* ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE. *
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *
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* IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE
SOMETHING YOU WISH... *
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* SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS! *
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* THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH. *
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *
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* READY?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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( laughs heartily )
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
( plays airy tune )
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and NICKELODEON]
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( buzzing )
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( with French accent ):
AH.
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IT IS THE EARLY MORNING
IN BIKINI BOTTOM
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WHEN THE JELLYFISH
ARE BUZZING ABOUT
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MAKING THEIR JELLYFISH JELLY.
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OH, WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?
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COLLECTORS?
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( chirps happily )
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( loud, thrash music plays )
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( music stops abruptly )
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( howling in pain )
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( music resumes )
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( buzzing approaches )
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( singing nonchalantly )
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SpongeBob:
I THINK I GOT IT.
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NO, WAIT A MINUTE.
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( electricity crackling,
Patrick yelps )
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Both:
GO, GO, GO, GO!
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( buzzing angrily )
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Both:
OOH! OUCH! OOH-OOH!
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( buzzing continues )
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OOH!
OUCH!
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HMM.
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HEY, SQUIDWARD.
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WE'RE JELLYFISHING.
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( groans )
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OF COURSE YOU ARE.
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BYE, NOW.
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WAIT!
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WE MADE A NET
ESPECIALLY FOR YOU.
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DO YOU WANT
TO COME WITH US?
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REALLY?
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JELLYFISHING WITH YOU GUYS?
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OH, THAT WOULD BE
THE BEST DAY EVER IN MY BOOK.
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I WOULD LOVE TO
GO JELLYFISHING.
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I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING I'D
LOVE TO DO MORE ON MY DAY OFF
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THAN GO
JELLYFISHING
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WITH MY
TWO BEST FRIENDS
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SPONGEBOB
AND... UH...
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PATRICK.
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RIGHT.
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BUT I CAN'T, BYE-BYE.
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NEXT TIME?
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OH, SURE.
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RIGHT.
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WHATEVER.
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( to himself ):
LIKE THAT'LL
EVER HAPPEN.
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YOU KNOW, PATRICK,
IT ALWAYS SEEMS
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LIKE SQUIDWARD NEVER
HAS TIME FOR FUN.
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MAYBE HE DOESN'T LIKE US.
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NO, ARE YOU KIDDING?
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WE'RE HIS BEST FRIENDS.
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( laughing nastily )
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JELLYFISHING!
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( laughs and snorts )
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( sarcastically ):
OH, I'LL GO.
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( laughs )
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I SURE HAD THEM GOING.
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( cackles )
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( jellyfish buzzing )
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( laughing )
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( buzzing )
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( laughing )
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( buzzing )
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( laughing )
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( buzzing )
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( laughing )
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( buzzing )
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( laughing )
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( buzzing )
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( laughing )
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( buzzing )
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( buzzing )
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( gags )
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STUPID JELLYFISH, BEAT IT!
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WHOA!
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WHOA... WHA... WHA...
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OW! OOH! WHOA!
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AH! OOH! AH! OOH!
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( screams )
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( explosion )
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OW.
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( wheelchair motor whirring )
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SQUID'S BACK.
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( phone ringing )
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HELLO.
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HEY, PATRICK,
SQUID'S HOME
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AND WE'RE GOING
TO MAKE SURE
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HE'S GREETED BY
HIS TWO BEST FRIENDS.
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OH, GREAT,
WHO ARE THEY?
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US.
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LET'S GO.
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( wheelchair motor whirring )
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( noisemakers blare )
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WELCOME HOME,
SQUIDWARD!
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MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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SpongeBob:
WE'RE GOING
TO MAKE THIS
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YOUR BEST DAY
EVER!
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( motor revs )
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WELL, YOUR BEST DAY'S
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SURE NOT GOING
TO BE OUT THERE.
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HOW ABOUT SOME SOUP
ON YOUR BEST DAY EVER?
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HERE WE GO.
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( mumbles in protest )
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OH, IT'S A LITTLE HOT.
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( Squidward groans in pain )
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HUH!
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( blows
strongly )
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( moans )
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( blows
strongly )
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( whimpers )
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( inhaling deeply )
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I-I-I DON'T THINK
SOUP IS
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THE BEST THING
FOR HIM
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ON HIS BEST DAY
EVER.
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HOW ABOUT SOME MUSIC
ON YOUR BEST DAY EVER?
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PLAYED ON YOUR
VERY OWN CLARINET?
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( takes a deep breath )
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( reedy, squeaky blare )
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SORRY, MY LIPS
ARE A LITTLE DRY.
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( smacks lips together )
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( clears throat,
licks lips wetly )
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( licking lips wetly
and noisily )
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( blows raspberry )
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MM-HMM, MM-HMM.
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( takes a deep breath )
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MUSIC ISN'T BEST, EITHER.
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BUT WHAT IS BEST
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IS WHAT WE SAVED
FOR LAST--
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THE ONE SURE-FIRE THING
TO MAKE YOUR BEST DAY EVER
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THE BEST DAY EVER.
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SpongeBob and Patrick:
JELLYFISHING, JELLYFISHING
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JELLYFISHING, JELLYFISHING,
JELLYFISHING, JELLYFISHING
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JELLYFISHING, JELLYFISHING!
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THIS IS
JELLYFISH FIELDS
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WHERE WILD JELLYFISH ROAM
JUST WAITING TO BE CAPTURED.
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( wheelchair motor whirring )
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NO, NO, SQUID, OVER HERE.
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I KNOW YOU'RE EAGER
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BUT YOU DON'T EVEN
HAVE YOUR NET.
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PATRICK, FIX HIM UP
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WHILE I FIND HIM
A GOOD SPECIMEN.
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FIRMLY GRASP IT
IN YOUR HAND.
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FIRMLY GRASP IT.
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FIRMLY GRASP IT!
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( loud crunch )
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( muffled howling )
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THAT OUGHT TO DO IT.
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( jellyfish buzzing )
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THERE'S ONE
IN POSITION.
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READY...
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SET...
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GO! GO, SQUID!
YOU GOT IT!
YOU GOT IT.
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GO, SQUID!
GO, SQUIDDER!
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GO, GO, GO!
YES, YOU GOT IT!
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GET IT, SQUIDDER!
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I THINK WE
BETTER SHOW HIM
HOW IT'S DONE.
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( to the tune of "On
the Beautiful Blue Danube" ):
* DA-DA-DA-DA-DUM
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* DA-DA-DA-DA-DUM...
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( in deeper voice ):
* DA-DA-DA-DA-DUM...
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* DA-DA-DA-DA-DUM.
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( buzzes melody )
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Both:
* DA-DA-DA-DA-DUM...
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* DA-DA-DA
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* DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-
DA-DUM-DA-DUM-DUM. *
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( SpongeBob and Patrick yelling
in pain, jellyfish buzzing )
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( jellyfish buzzing )
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( electricity crackling )
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( snarls )
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OOH! OOH!
OW! OW! OW!
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OW! OW! OW!
OOH! OOH!
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HEY, LOOK,
SQUID'S DOING IT.
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GO, SQUID,
GET 'EM, SQUID!
SQUIDSTER,
YOU'RE DOING IT!
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Patrick:
GO SQUID!
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( wheelchair motor whirring )
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( wheelchair stops abruptly )
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( whirring resumes )
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( muffled ):
AHA!
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( muffled cackling )
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( whimpers )
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THIS GUY'S GOOD.
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HE'S A NATURAL.
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SpongeBob:
YOU GOT IT!
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YOU'RE
DOING GREAT!
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Patrick:
GO, SQUID, GO!
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KEEP DOING IT,
SQUID.
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00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:05,205
SEE WHAT YOU'VE
BEEN MISSING?
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YEAH, YOU GOT IT, SQUID.
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GO, SQUID, GO!
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USE THAT NET.
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BE THE NET.
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YEAH, YOU'RE FEELING
IT, SQUID.
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ALL THE WAY, TAKE
HIM ALL THE WAY.
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GO, GO, GO.
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YOU GOT 'EM NOW.
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IT'S IN THE BAG!
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THIS IS REALLY
YOUR BEST DAY
EVER, ISN'T IT?
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( loud zap )
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OOH.
OOH.
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( both groaning and wincing )
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HEY, PATRICK.
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WELL...
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( hesitantly ):
I THOUGHT YESTERDAY WENT
PRETTY WELL, DON'T YOU THINK?
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I HAD FUN.
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ME, TOO.
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HERE COMES SQUIDWARD.
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OH, GREAT.
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( hospital bed whirring )
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HEY, SQUID,
HOW ABOUT THAT...
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BEST DAY EVER.
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THERE'S ALWAYS
TOMORROW.
232
00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:05,432
WE'RE REALLY SORRY
233
00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:07,901
ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED
YESTERDAY, SQUIDWARD.
234
00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:11,238
WE GOT YOU A PRESENT.
235
00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:13,974
( buzzing )
236
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,743
SpongeBob:
IT'S THE JELLYFISH.
237
00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:19,847
YOU KNOW,
FROM YESTERDAY.
238
00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:22,382
YOU'RE NOT STILL
MAD, ARE YOU?
239
00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:23,717
YEP, HE'S STILL MAD.
240
00:11:23,751 --> 00:11:25,385
( jellyfish buzzing angrily )
241
00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:30,457
( hollering )
242
00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:34,728
( cackling )
243
00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:38,398
( giant jellyfish buzzing )
244
00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:39,800
( stops laughing )
245
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,904
( zap )
246
00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:48,041
( glass shatters )
247
00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:51,211
OW.
248
00:12:03,791 --> 00:12:06,026
Squidward:
ONE CRABBY PATTY FOR TABLE TWO.
249
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,161
SPONGEBOB, I DON'T
HAVE THE WHOLE DAY!
250
00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:11,198
OUI, OUI, UNE CRABBY PATTY,
MONSIEUR.
251
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,100
THERE'S LES PATTY.
252
00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:17,771
COME ON, SPONGEBOB!
253
00:12:17,805 --> 00:12:19,907
NEXT, L'INGREDIENTS.
254
00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:20,808
AH-WHEE!
255
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,345
LES MUSTARD.
256
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,782
WILL YOU QUIT FOOLING AROUND?!
257
00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:30,050
WHERE'S MY CRABBY PATTY?
258
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,751
LES HOLD ON A SECOND.
259
00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:39,359
AND VOILA.
260
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,062
IT'S UNDER
YOUR NOSE!
261
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,831
( cackles )
262
00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:45,332
( laughs )
263
00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:47,334
YOU'RE KILLING ME, SPONGEBOB.
264
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:48,401
HA, HA!
265
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,337
YOU REALLY ARE.
266
00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:52,472
SpongeBob:
LOOK AT IT, SQUIDWARD--
267
00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:56,376
MR. KRABS' GIFT TO ALL OF BIKINI
BOTTOM-- THE CRABBY PATTY.
268
00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:58,511
OKAY, GIVE IT TO ME.
269
00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:03,516
COME ON, SPONGEBOB,
STOP IT!
270
00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:06,153
I SWEAR, I'M NOT
DOING ANYTHING.
271
00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:07,821
MR. KRABS!
272
00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:09,322
THAT CRABBY PATTY
IS HAUNTED!
273
00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:12,826
AVAST, YE PATTY PIRATE!
274
00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:14,427
THIS IS NO GHOST.
275
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,096
THIS IS...
276
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,497
PLANKTON!
277
00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:18,765
STEALIN' ME BOOTY!
278
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:23,837
HEAR ME, KRABS-- WHEN I DISCOVER
YOUR FORMULA FOR CRABBY PATTIES
279
00:13:23,871 --> 00:13:25,973
I'LL RUN YOU OUT OF BUSINESS.
280
00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:28,141
I WENT TO COLLEGE!
281
00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:29,176
HEY!
282
00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:31,144
LET ME GO!
283
00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:33,847
OH, I'LL LET YOU GO,
SQUIRT...
284
00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:35,883
ON A FLYING SAUCER!
285
00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:37,885
( laughs maliciously )
286
00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:41,121
BACK TO THE CHUM BUCKET
WITH YOU!
287
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:44,124
YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, KRABS!
288
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,393
UH... PLANKTON, SIR?
289
00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:48,295
AYE, HE'S BEEN TRYING
290
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,998
TO STEAL ME SECRET
FORMULA FOR YEARS.
291
00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:53,867
BUT YE HAVEN'T GOT IT
YET, HAVE YE, BUG?
292
00:13:53,901 --> 00:13:58,438
( both laugh )
293
00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:00,340
( stops laughing )
294
00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:02,042
OKAY.
295
00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:04,044
ENOUGH, LAD,
IT WASN'T THAT FUNNY.
296
00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:06,446
GET BACK TO WORK!
297
00:14:07,915 --> 00:14:10,350
SpongeBob:
OKAY, MR. KRABS,
SEE YOU TOMORROW.
298
00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:12,085
GOOD NIGHT, ME BOY.
299
00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:19,927
Plankton:
PSST...
300
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,895
YOUNG MAN...
301
00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:24,097
YES, OVER HERE.
302
00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:33,073
COME ON, BOY,
A LITTLE CLOSER.
303
00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:37,077
CLOSER.
304
00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:39,179
NOT THAT CLOSE!
305
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,247
AH!
306
00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:43,316
YOU BLASTED BARNICLE HEAD!
307
00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:45,452
I MEAN... HI!
308
00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:46,653
PLANKTON?
309
00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:47,654
OUCH!
310
00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:49,056
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
311
00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:50,924
I JUST WANT TO TALK.
312
00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:53,360
YOU COULD SAY
WE'RE FRIENDS, RIGHT?
313
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,594
UM... NO.
314
00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:56,196
ACQUAINTANCES.
315
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:57,097
NO.
316
00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:01,601
WELL, WE'RE BOTH INVERTEBRATES,
AREN'T WE?
317
00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:03,003
I... GUESS SO.
318
00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:07,207
YOU SEE, EVERYTHING WORKS OUT.
319
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,076
I HAVE
SOMETHING FOR YOU.
320
00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:12,212
I'VE BEEN KEEPING IT
IN MY SECRET COMPARTMENT.
321
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,214
CHING! SPARKLE, SPARKLE!
322
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:18,351
WOW! A GOLDEN SPATULA!
323
00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:20,220
AND IT'S EVEN GOT MY NAME ON IT.
324
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,654
IT'S A GIFT.
325
00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:23,490
A GIFT FROM A FRIEND.
326
00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:26,126
FRIENDS GIVE EACH OTHER GIFTS.
327
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:28,495
AND TOMORROW IS MY BIRTHDAY.
328
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:30,097
( toots )
329
00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:32,099
AND YOU KNOW WHAT I'D LIKE
330
00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:35,268
MORE THAN ANYTHING
IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD?
331
00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:37,637
A BOOSTER SEAT?
332
00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:39,539
BOOSTER SEAT? HOT DOG!
333
00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:41,574
I MEAN, NO.
334
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:46,146
WHAT I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY
FROM YOU, MY FRIEND
335
00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:49,316
IS ONE OF THOSE...
336
00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:52,319
TENDER... DELICIOUS...
337
00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:53,586
CRABBY PATTIES.
338
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:54,721
( cries out )
339
00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:56,156
YOU JUST WANT
TO BE FRIENDS
340
00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:58,125
SO YOU CAN GET YOUR HANDS
ON A CRABBY PATTY!
341
00:15:58,158 --> 00:16:00,593
AND I BET IT'S
NOT EVEN YOUR
BIRTHDAY TOMORROW!
342
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:03,130
GEE, AND I THOUGHT
YOU WERE STUPID.
343
00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:05,565
YOU'LL NEVER GET A
CRABBY PATTY FROM ME!
344
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,002
EVEN IF WE ARE FRIENDS!
345
00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:10,737
NEVER, NEVER,
NEVER, NEVER!
346
00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:13,006
OH, I'LL GET A CRABBY PATTY.
347
00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:17,010
AND YOU'RE GOING TO HAND-DELIVER
IT TO ME PERSONALLY!
348
00:16:17,044 --> 00:16:20,080
YOU WEAK-MINDED FOOL!
349
00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:23,450
( dramatic film music plays )
350
00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:26,286
SpongeBob:
NIGHT, GARY.
351
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,021
( meows )
352
00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:30,190
( snoring )
353
00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:41,101
( chuckles )
354
00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:49,242
SPONGEBOB, YOU WILL BE MINE.
355
00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:52,279
Woman:
* ...LETTERS OF THE ALPHABET,
A, B, C... *
356
00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:59,018
( dramatic film music plays )
357
00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:07,360
IT SHOULD BE IN HERE SOMEWHERE.
358
00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:09,729
BUT WHERE?
359
00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:11,631
WHERE?
360
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,766
OH.
361
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,736
THIS WILL BE THE BEGINNING
OF THE END.
362
00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:21,108
( snoring )
363
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,776
OUCH!
364
00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:25,478
STUPID BRAIN.
365
00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:27,380
COME BACK HERE, YOU SWINE!
366
00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:33,253
WHOA... OOF!
367
00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:40,127
THAT'S IT, BRAIN,
YOU'RE GOING DOWN!
368
00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:45,432
YES, YES, THAT'S GRAND.
369
00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:51,138
AND NOW, FOR MY VERY ELABORATE
AND COLLEGE-EDUCATED PLAN.
370
00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:58,145
AND NOW IT'S TIME
FOR A LITTLE WAKEY-UPPY.
371
00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:02,615
MORNING ALREADY?
372
00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:10,757
I... I FEEL
A LITTLE FUNNY TODAY.
373
00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:15,162
YEAH, YEAH!
374
00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:22,802
I HAVE YOU NOW.
375
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:25,372
TIME FOR
A WELL-BALANCED BREAKFAST.
376
00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:29,342
THIS ISN'T WHAT I HAD IN MIND.
377
00:18:29,376 --> 00:18:31,578
LET ME JUST GRAB MY PANTS.
378
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:34,814
I GUESS I'M NOT WEARING
ANY PANTS TODAY.
379
00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:38,185
OOPS! I GUESS I'M NOT
USING THE DOOR, EITHER.
380
00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:40,487
SEE YOU LATER, GARY... I GUESS.
381
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:41,688
( Gary meows )
382
00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:44,224
YOU'RE RIGHT, GARY, THERE IS
SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME!
383
00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:47,294
SQUIDWARD! SQUIDWARD!
384
00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:50,230
WAKE UP! I NEED SOME HELP!
385
00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:51,831
SQUIDWARD! HELP!
386
00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:54,334
BE QUIET, SPONGEBOB!
387
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:58,571
HELP!
388
00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:01,508
SPONGEBOB,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
389
00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:03,310
I'M TALKING TO YOU!
390
00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:04,711
SPONGEBOB, SPONGEBOB!
391
00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:05,912
ARE YOU MAD?
392
00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:12,519
( in Plankton's voice ):
SHUT YOUR MOUTH, YOU MEDIOCRE
CLARINET PLAYER.
393
00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:14,587
MEDIOCRE?
394
00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:18,258
YOU PRETENTIOUS LITTLE
INSIGNIFICANT ARTIST.
395
00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:21,328
YOUR SNIVELLY CREATIONS
ARE WORTH LESS
396
00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:23,463
THAN A PROTOZOAN'S WAIST.
397
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:27,767
( in his own voice ):
SOMETHING MUST BE WRONG
WITH MY BRAIN!
398
00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:30,403
( gasps )
399
00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:31,604
PLANKTON!
400
00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:33,206
WHAT KIND OF
FRIEND ARE YOU?
401
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:35,875
NONSENSE! YOU NEVER
LIKED ME, ANYWAY.
402
00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:39,412
YOU WOULDN'T EVEN COME
TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY!
403
00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:40,947
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
404
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:42,882
LEAVE MY BRAIN ALONE!
405
00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:45,752
( with Plankton voice ):
NEVER! NEVER!
406
00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:47,287
( laughs evilly )
407
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:48,921
( sighs )
408
00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:57,797
( snoring )
409
00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:02,402
TOOT, TOOT!
410
00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:04,771
HOW ABOUT A LITTLE TAKEOUT?
411
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:07,540
SpongeBob:
NOPE, NO, NEVER!
412
00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:10,643
( Plankton laughing evilly )
413
00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:12,245
YOU CAN'T FOOL ME, PLANKTON.
414
00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:13,913
YOU WANT
THE CRABBY PATTY FORMULA!
415
00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:17,650
Plankton:
YOU ARE GOING TO HAND-DELIVER IT
TO ME PERSONALLY.
416
00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:21,388
NO, NO, NO!
417
00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:22,789
THERE'S NO ONE HERE.
418
00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:23,923
DON'T REMIND ME.
419
00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:27,394
Plankton:
BRACE YOURSELF, SPONGEBOB.
420
00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:29,296
THIS IS MY LAB!
421
00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:30,930
( barks )
422
00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:33,800
AND THIS IS MY LABORATORY!
423
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:37,937
AND DID I EVER SHOW YOU
MY RECORD PLAYER?
424
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:41,808
( dramatic film music plays )
425
00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:43,676
I MUST FIGHT.
426
00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:45,512
( mumbling nonsensically )
427
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:52,752
NO, NO, NO, NO!
428
00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:55,955
( screams )
429
00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:57,557
OW, OW, OW, OW!
430
00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:01,294
Plankton:
THERE, YOU SEE
HOW MUCH EASIER IT IS
431
00:21:01,328 --> 00:21:02,962
WHEN YOU HELP, FRIEND?
432
00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:05,432
HOW DO YOU LIKE MY ANALYZER?
433
00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:09,001
IT TELLS THE INGREDIENTS
OF WHATEVER I PUT INTO IT.
434
00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:14,874
Analyzer:
Seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed.
435
00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:17,844
IMPRESSED?
436
00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:20,613
NOW LET'S REVEAL
THAT SECRET FORMULA.
437
00:21:22,349 --> 00:21:25,985
AND THIS LITTLE PIGGY
BROUGHT HOME A CRABBY PATTY.
438
00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:28,855
THIS LITTLE PIGGY
WILL HELP ME DROP IT IN.
439
00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:31,858
ANY LAST WORDS,
SPONGEBOB SECRETPANTS?
440
00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:33,926
I... I...
441
00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:39,899
I JUST HAVE TO SAY I'M SORRY
I LET MR. KRABS DOWN.
442
00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:42,502
I LET ALL OF BIKINI BOTTOM DOWN.
443
00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:44,937
BUT WORST OF ALL, I LET YOU DOWN
444
00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:47,607
YOU DELICATE LITTLE
CRABBY PATTY.
445
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:48,875
MMM!
446
00:21:48,908 --> 00:21:52,345
WITH YOUR TASTY,
JUICY, SCRUMPTIOUS
447
00:21:52,379 --> 00:21:54,481
WARM, STEAMY GOODNESS.
448
00:21:54,514 --> 00:21:56,883
STEAMY!
449
00:21:56,916 --> 00:22:00,953
SpongeBob:
I'LL NEVER FORGET
YOUR 100% ALL-SECRET PATTY
450
00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:04,023
SECRETLY ASSEMBLED
WITH UNDERSEA CHEESE
451
00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:07,360
PICKLE, LETTUCE, TOMATO, ONION
452
00:22:07,394 --> 00:22:09,529
ALL SECRETLY STEAMING
453
00:22:09,562 --> 00:22:11,631
BETWEEN TWO FLUFFY
SEAWEED-SEED BUNS.
454
00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:15,101
YES... YES... YES!
455
00:22:15,134 --> 00:22:16,803
COME TO PAPA!
456
00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:20,373
OH, BOY.
457
00:22:20,407 --> 00:22:22,108
( electricity crackles )
458
00:22:22,141 --> 00:22:23,910
( analyzer beeping )
459
00:22:23,943 --> 00:22:28,415
Plankton: One percent evil,
99% hot gas.
460
00:22:31,551 --> 00:22:33,052
WELL, THIS STINKS.
461
00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:36,389
WELL, PATTY, I GUESS
WE CAN GO HOME NOW.
462
00:22:36,423 --> 00:22:40,727
Plankton:
SPONGEBOB, THAT'S
MY CRABBY PATTY!
463
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:43,996
GIVE IT BACK, YOU POROUS FREAK!
464
00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:45,865
I COMMAND YOU!
465
00:22:45,898 --> 00:22:47,800
MY PATTY!
466
00:22:47,834 --> 00:22:50,803
NO!!!
467
00:22:50,837 --> 00:22:53,105
I'LL SETTLE FOR SOME FRIES.
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