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ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
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Kids:
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
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( louder ):
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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* OH...
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* WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? *
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *
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* ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE. *
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *
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* IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE
SOMETHING YOU WISH... *
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *
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* THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH. *
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *
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* READY?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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( laughs heartily )
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
( plays airy tune )
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and NICKELODEON]
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( breathes deeply and sighs )
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WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY.
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THE SUN IS OUT,
THE WATER IS SHIMMERING
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SCALLOPS ARE CHIRPING.
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SO PEACEFUL.
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CAN WE LOWER THE VOLUME, PLEASE!
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I CAN'T WORK
WITH ALL THAT RACKET GOING ON.
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OH, SURE THING, SQUIDWARD.
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( mutters ):
RIGHT, HMM.
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OKAY.
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( taps lightly )
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( clarinet squeaks,
bubbles gurgle )
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AND NOW FOR SOME SOOTHING SOUNDS
FROM SQUIDWARD'S CLARINET.
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THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
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( inhales loudly )
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( playing basic notes offkey )
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( banging noisily )
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( angrily ):
I THOUGHT I... HUH?
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HEY, SQUIDWARD,
WANT TO BLOW SOME BUBBLES?
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ONLY 25 CENTS.
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OH, RIGHT, LIKE I WOULD SPEND
A MOMENT OF MY TIME
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BLOWING BUBBLES.
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UH-HUH.
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OH, PLEASE!
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I MEAN, WHO IN THE WORLD
WOULD PAY TO BLOW BUBBLES?
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GOOD MORNING.
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( startles then shouts )
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OH, BOY.
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GOOD MORNING
TO YOU, SIR.
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WOULD YOU CARE
TO BLOW A BUBBLE?
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OH, HOW MUCH IS IT?
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ONLY A QUARTER.
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SOUNDS REASONABLE.
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( quietly ):
UH... I'M GOING TO NEED
TO BORROW A QUARTER.
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SURE THING, PATRICK.
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AH! ONE QUARTER.
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THANK YOU.
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( mutters )
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BUSINESS IS BOOMING.
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( laughs )
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HOW DID I EVER GET SURROUNDED
BY SUCH LOSER NEIGHBORS?
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( plays squeaky jazz melody )
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ONE BUBBLE WAND,
DIPPED AND READY TO GO.
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OOH!
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( inhales loudly )
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( lips sputtering )
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( sputtering continues )
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( glass shatters )
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( sputtering continues )
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( coughs and wheezes )
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( sputters )
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( Patrick pants and sputters )
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( panting )
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COULD I INTEREST YOU
IN SOME LESSONS?
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ONLY 25 CENTS.
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UH... VERY WELL, THEN.
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HEY, SPONGE, CAN I BORROW
ANOTHER QUARTER?
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THANKS.
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OKAY, PATRICK,
IT'S ALL IN THE TECHNIQUE.
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FIRST GO LIKE THIS.
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SPIN AROUND-- STOP!
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DOUBLE-TAKE THREE TIMES--
ONE, TWO, THREE.
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THEN PELVIC THRUST.
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WHOO!
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WHOO!
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STOP ON YOUR RIGHT FOOT.
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DON'T FORGET IT!
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NOW IT'S TIME
TO BRING IT AROUND TOWN.
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BRING IT AROUND TOWN.
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THEN YOU DO THIS
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THEN THIS AND THIS,
THEN THAT AND THIS
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AND THAT AND THIS AND THEN...
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( puffs gently )
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( air puffs again, then again )
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OOH!
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AH!
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( guffaws )
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AH!
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( guffaws )
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OH!
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( foghorn blows )
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HUH?
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AND NOW... WITH TWO HANDS.
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( Patrick guffaws )
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IT'S A GIRAFFE.
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( Patrick guffaws
uncontrollably )
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( Patrick still guffaws )
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( elephant trumpets )
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( grunts )
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( tentacles squirming )
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EXCUSE ME, SIR,
BUT WE ARE CLOSE...
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DON'T GIVE ME ANY OF THAT.
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HOW COULD YOU TWO
POSSIBLY MAKE ALL THIS NOISE
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JUST BLOWING BUBBLES?
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WE'RE NOT JUST BLOWING BUBBLES;
WE'RE MAKING BUBBLE ART.
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WATCH CAREFULLY.
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FIRST GO LIKE THIS.
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SPIN AROUND-- STOP!
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DOUBLE-TAKE THREE TIMES--
ONE, TWO, THREE.
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THEN PELVIC THRUST.
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WHOO!
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WHOO!
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STOP ON YOUR RIGHT FOOT.
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DON'T FORGET IT!
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NOW IT'S TIME
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TO BRING IT AROUND TOWN.
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BRING IT
AROUND TOWN.
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THEN YOU DO THIS,
THEN THIS
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AND THIS, THEN THAT AND THIS
AND THAT AND THIS AND THEN...
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( puffs gently )
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THAT'S NOT ART.
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THAT'S JUST ANNOYING.
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BLOWING BUBBLES.
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THAT'S THE LAMEST IDEA
I HAVE EVER HEARD.
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Squidward:
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED
OF YOURSELF.
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( chuckles ):
BUBBLES.
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( chuckles, mutters )
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ART.
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BUBBLES.
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( mutters ):
RIDICULOUS.
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( sniffs )
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( takes deep breath )
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THAT'LL BE
25 CENTS, SIR.
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( yelps ):
WHOA, WHAT?
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Squidward:
OH!
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WHO WOULD PAY 25 CENTS
TO BLOW BUBBLES?!
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WE ALSO OFFER LESSONS
FOR BEGINNERS.
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BEGINNERS?
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WHAT COULD BE
MORE SIMPLE
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THAN BLOWING
A STUPID BUBBLE?
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HERE'S
YOUR 25 CENTS.
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WATCH AND LEARN.
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( blows )
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UH... WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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( blows )
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ONE MORE TIME.
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HERE, WAIT, WAIT.
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( inhales deeply )
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( sputters )
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( yelps )
WHOA!
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( both whistle )
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AAH, JUST A MERE WARM-UP.
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( sputters )
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HEY, SQUIDWARD,
REMEMBER THE TECHNIQUE.
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TECHNIQUE-- YOU
DO THIS AND THIS.
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STEP BACK.
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Patrick:
TECHNIQUE, SQUIDWARD.
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SPIN AROUND LIKE THIS.
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OVER HERE.
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ONE, TWO, YEAH, THREE...
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THE PELVIC WHOO!
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( sputters )
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DON'T FORGET THE "WHOO"!
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Patrick:
LISTEN TO SPONGE.
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SpongeBob:
TECHNIQUE!
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TECHNIQUE! TECHNIQUE!
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TECHNIQUE!
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TECHNIQUE!
TECHNIQUE!
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TECHNIQUE!
TECHNIQUE!
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TECH...
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YOU'RE NOT DOING
THE TECHNIQUE.
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TECHNIQUE! TECHNIQUE!
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TECHNIQUE, TECHNIQUE,
TECHNIQUE, TECHNIQUE, TECHNIQUE!
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FIRST I DO THIS.
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SPIN AROUND, STOP.
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DOUBLE-TAKE THREE TIMES.
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AND HERE WE GO, PELVIC THRUST.
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WHOO!
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WHOO!
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OH, STOP ON YOUR RIGHT FOOT.
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DON'T FORGET IT!
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THEN BRING IT AROUND TOWN.
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AND A LITTLE OF THIS,
A LITTLE OF THAT
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( screams ):
A LITTLE OF THIS, THIS, THAT,
THAT, THAT, THAT, THAT, THEN...
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( screaming maniacally )
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WOW!
WOW!
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ALL RIGHT, SQUID!
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THAT WAS SO GOOD!
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SQUID IS
NUMBER ONE.
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I REALLY DID IT,
DIDN'T I?
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YEAH-- YOU GUYS
DIDN'T BLOW
ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
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SpongeBob:
NOPE.
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NOW, THAT'S A BUBBLE.
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YOU SAID IT, SQUIDWARD.
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SEE, IT IS ALL
IN THE TECHNIQUE.
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YEAH, TECHNIQUE.
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TECHNIQUE? HUH!
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SPONGEBOB, YOU DON'T THINK
I CREATED
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THAT... ( kisses noisily )
BEAUTIFUL WORK OF ART
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WITH YOUR HELP.
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( cackles )
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COME ON, IT'S IN MY GENES.
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( chanting ):
SQUID'S GOT GENES.
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SQUID'S GOT GENES...
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THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
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( clarinet playing snazzy tune )
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( playing in tune )
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Both:
SQUIDWARD, SQUIDWARD,
SQUIDWARD, SQUIDWARD...
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SQUIDWARD, SQUIDWARD,
SQUIDWARD...
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Both:
SQUIDWARD, SQUIDWARD...
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I ROCK.
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SQUIDWARD,
SQUIDWARD...
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SQUIDWARD, SQUIDWARD, SQUIDWARD,
SQUIDWARD, SQUIDWARD, SQUIDWARD.
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SQUIDWARD, SQUIDWARD, SQUIDWARD,
SQUIDWARD, SQUIDWARD, SQUIDWARD.
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SQUIDWARD, SQUIDWARD,
SQUIDWARD, SQUIDWARD.
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SQUID, SQUID, SQUIDWARD!
SQUID, SQUID, SQUIDWARD!
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SQUID, SQUID, SQUIDWARD!
SQUID, SQUID, SQUIDWARD!
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Patrick:
SQUIDWARD, SQUIDWARD
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SQUIDWARD, SQUIDWARD...
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SQUIDWARD... ( grunts )
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( concerned ):
SQUIDWARD!
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Both ( concerned ):
SQUIDWARD!
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SQUIDWARD! SQUIDWARD!
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( plays final notes to melody )
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HELLO, MY FRIENDS.
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YOU ARE LOOKING AT A...
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Both ( shouting ):
SQUIDWARD...
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GENIUS.
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( bubble pops, air sputters,
ocean rumbles )
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WOW!
WOW!
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( clarinet plays squeaky notes )
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Narrator ( with French accent ):
AHH... GOO LAGOON--
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A STINKY MUD PUDDLE
TO YOU AND ME
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BUT TO THE INHABITANTS
OF BIKINI BOTTOM
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A WONDERFUL, STINKY MUD PUDDLE.
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( sighs )
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WHAT A GREAT DAY!
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HEY, SANDY, LOOK!
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I'M SANDY!
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( chuckles )
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( in deep voice ):
HEY, SANDY, WHO AM I?
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( laughing )
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( phone rings )
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HELLO, SPONGEBOB.
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COULD YOU KEEP IT DOWN?
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I'M TRYING TO BE BORING.
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( laughing )
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SPONGEBOB.
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( laughing )
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( doorbell rings )
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DID ANYONE ORDER 20
PEPPERONI AND SAND PIZZAS?
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( both laughing )
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Deep voice:
HEY, SANDY.
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HEY, SPONGEBOB.
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HEY, LARRY.
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YOU GUYS WANT TO GO
LIFT SOME WEIGHTS?
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SURE.
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WELL, COME ON,
SPONGEBOB.
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COMING.
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( grunting and groaning )
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GIVE IT A TRY, SANDY.
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( grunts )
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( groaning )
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EE-YAH!
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( applause )
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WHOA!
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GOOD JOB, SANDY.
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THAT'S ABOUT ENOUGH FOR TODAY.
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Larry:
HOW ABOUT
A LITTLE MORE WEIGHT?
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OBSERVE.
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YAH!
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( cheering and whooping )
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ALL RIGHT, STAND BACK, EVERYONE.
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Y'ALL WATCH THIS.
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EE-YAH!
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( cheering )
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( creaking )
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( crash )
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( groaning )
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WAY TO GO, LARRY!
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( crowd cheering )
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COULD I BORROW
A COUPLE OF THESE?
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MM-HMM.
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SpongeBob:
AND NOW, WITH
THE ADDITION
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OF TWO-- COUNT' EM, TWO--
MARSHMALLOWS.
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( cracking )
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( whirring )
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( squeaking )
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( creaks )
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( exhales loudly )
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( straining squeal )
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( snoring )
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( groaning )
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( cowbell clanging )
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( grunting )
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( cloth ripping )
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( all gasp )
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( gasp )
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( all laughing )
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THAT WAS TOO FUNNY.
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YOU ARE HILARIOUS!
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AIN'T HE
THE FUNNIEST
LITTLE SPONGE
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YOU EVER SAW?
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ANYBODY UP FOR SOME VOLLEYBALL?
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( crowd cheering )
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I GOT IT!
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( crowd groans, cowbell clangs )
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INCOMING.
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( crowd booing )
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( pants rip )
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OOPS!
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I GUESS I RIPPED MY PANTS AGAIN.
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( crowd laughing )
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ONCE AGAIN, DUDE,
YOU HAVE SPLIT MY SIDES.
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( laughing )
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HEY, SANDY!
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HOW ABOUT THROWING IT TO ME?
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OKAY, HERE IT COMES.
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( Frisbee whirring )
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( cuckoo sings )
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I COULD USE A HAND HERE.
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( giggles )
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YOU OKAY, SPONGEBOB?
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I GUESS SO...
EXCEPT I RIPPED MY PANTS!
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( all laughing )
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YOU STILL
CAUGHT IT, DUDE.
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( footsteps squeaking )
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MAY I HELP YOU?
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I'LL TAKE A BANANA SPLIT.
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UH... WE DON'T
HAVE THAT.
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THAT'S OKAY.
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I ALREADY... SPLIT MY PANTS,
GET IT?
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( giggling )
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( bored ):
TEE-HEE.
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ANYTHING ELSE?
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HOW ABOUT...
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RIPPLE?
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( giggling )
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NO, THANKS,
ALREADY GOT ONE.
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( laughing )
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( footsteps sproinging )
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IS THAT A BURGER
YOU'RE EATING?
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WHY, YES, IT IS.
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YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD
GO GOOD WITH THAT?
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NO, WHAT?
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RIPPED... PANTS.
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( rip )
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( yelling )
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RIPPED PANTS A LA MODE.
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( rip )
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SpongeBob:
DELIVERY!
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DID YOU ORDER
20 CASES OF RIPPED PANTS?
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( laughing )
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( groans disgustedly )
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Announcer:
SURF'S UP IN THE GOO LAGOON.
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AND HERE COMES LARRY,
DOING HIS TRADEMARK LAY-BACK.
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THERE GOES SANDY, HANGING TEN...
FINGERS, THAT IS.
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THERE GOES SPONGEBOB...
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( rip )
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RIPPING HIS PANTS AGAIN.
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( rumbling )
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HEY, LOOK!
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A CARDBOARD BOX WASHED UP
ON THE BEACH.
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HOLY FISH PASTE!
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IT'S A GUY!
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WHY?!
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( sobbing ):
WHY?!
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( shrieking ):
WHY?!
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SPONGEBOB!
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COME CLOSER.
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I NEED...
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I NEED...
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( gasping )
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WHAT DO YOU NEED?
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A TAILOR.
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BECAUSE I RIPPED MY PANTS.
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( laughing )
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( all grumbling )
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Spectator:
THAT KIND OF STUFF
IS UNCALLED FOR.
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WHAT IS THAT?
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THAT WASN'T
FUNNY, SPONGEBOB.
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Y'ALL HAD ME
WORRIED SICK.
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DUDE.
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( rip )
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SpongeBob:
SPONGEBOB, YOU'RE LOSING THEM!
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THINK! YOUR PUBLIC'S WAITING.
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LET'S SEE...
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"LIFTING WEIGHTS-- BIG LAUGH.
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"FRISBEE IN FACE-- KILLS.
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"SURFING-- KNOCKS 'EM DEAD.
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"PRETENDING TO DROWN...
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NO."
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COME ON, THINK!
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I GOT IT!
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HEY, EVERYBODY.
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NOT RIPPED PANTS...
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PANTS RIPPED OFF.
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HUH?
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SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE.
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THERE'S A PANTS THIEF
ON THE LOOSE.
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( wind howling )
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( voices in distance )
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( party music playing )
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OH, NO!
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EVERYBODY'S GONE, EVEN SANDY.
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SHE'D RATHER HANG OUT
WITH LARRY.
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OH, NO.
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NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
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WE BLEW IT, PANTS.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WE"?
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OH, I DIDN'T HAVE TO BE A FOOL
TO GET SANDY'S ATTENTION.
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AM I THE BIGGEST LOSER
ON THE BEACH?
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NO, I AM.
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I FORGOT TO PUT ON SUNSCREEN.
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( electronic buzzing )
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OUCH.
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NO, I AM.
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I GOT SAND
IN MY BUNS.
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( thunderous rumbling )
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NO, I'M THE BIGGEST LOSER
ON THE BEACH.
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THEY BURIED ME IN THE SAND
AND FORGOT ME.
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All:
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
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I LOST MY BEST FRIEND.
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HOW?
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* WHEN I RIPPED...
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( rip )
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* MY PANTS...
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* I THOUGHT THAT I HAD
EVERYBODY ON MY SIDE *
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* BUT I WENT
AND BLEW IT ALL SKY-HIGH *
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* AND NOW SHE WON'T EVEN SPARE
A PASSING GLANCE *
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* ALL JUST BECAUSE I...
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( rip )
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* RIPPED MY PANTS.
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* WHEN BIG LARRY CAME ROUND
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* JUST TO PUT HIM DOWN
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* SPONGEBOB TURNED
INTO A CLOWN *
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* AND NO GIRL
EVER WANTS TO DANCE *
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* WITH A FOOL WHO WENT AND...
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( rip )
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* RIPPED HIS PANTS.
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* I KNOW I SHOULDN'T
MOPE AROUND *
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* I SHOULDN'T CURSE
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* BUT THE PAIN FEELS
SO MUCH WORSE *
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* 'CAUSE WINDIN' UP WITH NO ONE
IS A LOT LESS FUN *
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00:21:54,381 --> 00:21:56,449
* THAN A BURN FROM THE SUN
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* OR SAND IN YOUR BUNS.
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( scratching )
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( thump )
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( clicking )
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* NOW I LEARNED A LESSON
I WON'T SOON FORGET *
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* SO LISTEN
AND YOU WON'T REGRET *
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* BE TRUE TO YOURSELF
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* DON'T MISS YOUR CHANCE
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* AND YOU WON'T END UP
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* LIKE THE FOOL
WHO RIPPED HIS PANTS. *
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( loud rip )
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( audience cheering )
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Sandy:
SPONGEBOB!
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SANDY!
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YOUR SONG IS TRUE.
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IF Y'ALL WANT
TO BE MY FRIEND
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JUST BE YOURSELF.
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SPONGEBOB, THAT WAS
SO RIGHTEOUS.
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WOULD YOU
SIGN MY PANTS?
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ABSOLUTELY, BUDDY.
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( rips )
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( somebody whistles )
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