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ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
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Kids:
AYE AYE, CAPTAIN!
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I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
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AYE AYE, CAPTAIN!
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* OH... *
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* WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? *
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *
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* ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE *
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *
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* IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHING YOU WISH *
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *
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* THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH *
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *
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* READY?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *
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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS *
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* SPONGEBOB
SQUAREPANTS *
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* SPONGEBOB... SQUAREPANTS! *
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( Captain laughs )
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( plays flute tune )
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON]
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Frenchman:
AH, THE SEA, SO FASCINATING,
SO WONDERFUL.
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HERE WE SEE BIKINI BOTTOM,
TEEMING WITH LIFE
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HOME OF ONE OF
MY FAVORITE CREATURES:
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.
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YES, OF COURSE HE LIVES
IN A PINEAPPLE, YOU SILLY.
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( snoring )
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( horn blows )
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( horn stops )
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TODAY'S THE BIG DAY, GARY.
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( meows )
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LOOK AT ME!
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I'M... NAKED!
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GOT TO BE IN TOP PHYSICAL
CONDITION FOR TODAY, GARY.
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( meows )
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( breathing deeply )
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( grunts )
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( screams )
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( grunts and screams )
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( pants )
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( screams )
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( gasps )
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( bunnies squeak )
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SpongeBob:
I'M READY!
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I'M READY, I'M READY, I'M READY.
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I'M READY, I'M READY, I'M READY,
I'M READY...
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GO, SPONGEBOB!
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WHOA...
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( crashes )
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THERE IT IS...
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THE FINEST EATING ESTABLISHMENT
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EVER ESTABLISHED FOR EATING.
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THE KRUSTY KRAB,
HOME OF THE CRABBY PATTY.
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A HELP WANTED SIGN
IN THE WINDOW.
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FOR YEARS, I'VE DREAMED
OF THIS MOMENT.
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I'M GOING TO GO IN THERE,
MARCH STRAIGHT TO THE MANAGER
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LOOK HIM IN THE EYE,
LAY IT ON THE LINE
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AND I CAN'T DO THIS!
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PATRICK!
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WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING?
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I WAS JUST...
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
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YOU'RE GOING TO
THE KRUSTY KRAB
AND GET THAT JOB!
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I CAN'T,
DON'T YOU SEE?
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I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
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WHOSE FIRST WORDS WERE,
"MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER?"
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MINE WERE.
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WHO MADE A SPATULA
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OUT OF TOOTHPICKS
IN WOOD SHOP?
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I DID.
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WHO'S...
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( grunts )
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WHO'S...
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WHO'S A BIG,
YELLOW CUBE WITH HOLES?
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I AM!
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WHO'S READY?
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I'M READY!
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WHO'S READY?
I'M READY!
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WHO'S READY?
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I'M READY!
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I'M READY.
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I'M READY, I'M READY...
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I'M READY, I'M READY,
I'M READY!
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OH, NO. SPONGEBOB!
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WHAT COULD HE POSSIBLY WANT?
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GO, SPONGEBOB!
GO, SPONGEBOB!
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GO, SPONGEBOB,
GO, SELF.
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( shrieks )
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MR. KRABS!
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HURRY, MR. KRABS,
BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
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SpongeBob:
PERMISSION TO COME ABOARD,
CAPTAIN.
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I'VE BEEN TRAINING MY WHOLE LIFE
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TO JOIN THE KRUSTY CREW,
AND NOW I'M READY.
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( yelping )
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( bouncing and yelping )
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AH!
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AH! OOH.
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UM...
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SO, UH, WHEN DO I START?
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LAD, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU DON'T
EVEN HAVE YOUR SEA LEGS.
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MR. KRABS, PLEASE, I'LL PROVE
I'M FRY COOK MATERIAL.
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ASK SQUIDWARD.
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HE'LL VOUCH FOR ME.
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NO.
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WELL, LAD, WE'LL GIVE YOU
A TEST, AND IF YOU PASS
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YOU'LL BE
ON THE KRUSTY CREW.
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GO OUT AND FETCH ME A...
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A... HYDRODYNAMIC SPATULA
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WITH, UM, PORT AND
STARBOARD ATTACHMENTS
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AND TURBO DRIVE.
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AND DON'T COME BACK
TILL YOU GET ONE.
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AYE AYE, CAPTAIN.
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ONE HYDRODYNAMIC
SPATULA
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PORT AND STARBOARD
ATTACHMENTS,
TURBO DRIVE
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COMING UP, SIR!
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CARRY ON!
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WE'LL NEVER SEE
THAT LUBBER AGAIN.
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YOU'RE TERRIBLE.
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A HYDRO WHAT?
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( laughing )
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( still laughing... )
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Driver:
HEY, HEY, PLEASE!
PASSENGERS ARE TO STAY SEATED
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AND NOT PUT THEIR HEADS
OUT THE WINDOWS.
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( laughter inside continues )
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( gasps )
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THAT SOUNDED
LIKE HATCH DOORS.
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( sniffing )
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DO YOU SMELL IT?
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THAT SMELL.
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A KIND OF SMELLY SMELL.
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A SMELLY SMELL THAT SMELLS...
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SMELLY.
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ANCHOVIES.
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WHAT?
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ANCHOVIES!
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( anchovies clamoring )
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PLEASE, PLEASE!
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QUIET!
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IS THIS ANY WAY
TO BEHAVE?
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HMM?
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CAN WE SHOW
A LITTLE DECENCY
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AND FORM A NEAT, SINGLE-FILE
LINE IN FRONT OF THE REGISTER?
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( clamoring hysterically )
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* BARG'N-MART, MEETING
ALL YOUR SPATULA NEEDS. *
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Krabs:
ALL HANDS ON DECK!
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GET YOUR ANCHORS
OUT OF YOUR PANTS!
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ONE SINGLE-FILE LINE
IS ALL I ASK!
WHOA!
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WHOA!
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BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES,
MR. SQUIDWARD!
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WE'RE TAKING ON WATER,
MR. SQUIDWARD!
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I WANT MY MOMMY,
MR. SQUIDWARD!
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( humming )
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* SPATULA, SPATULA *
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* PORT AND STARBOARD
ATTACHMENTS. *
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Squidward:
HELP!
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Krabs:
MAN OVERBOARD!
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CLIMB, MR. SQUIDWARD,
CLIMB!
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THIS IS THE END!
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GOOD-BYE,
MR. SQUIDWARD.
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OH, MR. KRABS!
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( sobbing )
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SpongeBob:
PERMISSION TO COME ABOARD,
CAPTAIN.
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* DA-DADADA-DA-DAH! *
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DID SOMEONE
ORDER A SPATULA?
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( babbling
incoherently )
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THAT'S RIGHT,
ONE HYDRODYNAMIC SPATULA
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WITH PORT
AND STARBOARD
ATTACHMENTS
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AND LET'S NOT FORGET
THE TURBO DRIVE.
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WOULD YOU BELIEVE
THEY ONLY HAD
ONE IN STOCK?
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TO THE KITCHEN!
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WHO'S HUNGRY?
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( anchovies clamor )
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Tiny Tim:
* THINGS THAT BOTHER YOU
NEVER BOTHER ME *
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* I'M AS HAPPY AS PIE, HA-HA! *
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* LIVING IN THE SUNLIGHT,
LOVING IN THE MOONLIGHT *
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* HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME. *
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* HAVEN'T GOT A LOT,
I DON'T NEED A LOT *
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* COFFEE'S ONLY A DIME *
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* LIVING IN THE SUNLIGHT,
LOVING IN THE MOONLIGHT *
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* HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME. *
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* JUST TAKE IT FROM ME,
I'M JUST AS FREE
AS ANY BROTHER. *
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* I DO WHAT I LIKE
JUST WHEN I LIKE,
AND HOW I LOVE IT. *
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* I'M RIGHT HERE TO STAY,
WHEN I'M OLD AND GRAY *
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* I'LL BE RIGHT IN MY PRIME *
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* LIVING IN THE SUNLIGHT,
LOVING IN THE MOONLIGHT *
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* HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME. *
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( trilling the tune )
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( blows a musical note )
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THAT WAS THE FINEST
FAST-FOODSMANSHIP
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I'VE EVER SEEN,
MR. SQUAREPANTS.
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WELCOME ABOARD.
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BUT MR. KRABS...
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THREE CHEERS
FOR SPONGEBOB!
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HIP, HIP...
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HOORAY.
MR. KRABS...
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HIP, HIP...
HOORAY.
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HIP, HIP...
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HOORAY. MR. KRABS...
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I'LL BE
IN MY QUARTERS
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COUNTING UP THE BOOTY.
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GOOD MORNING, KRUSTY CREW!
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WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE
TO ORDER, PATRICK?
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ONE CRABBY
PATTY, PLEASE.
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( crashing )
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Squidward:
MR. KRABS, MR. KRABS!
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MR. KRABS, COME SEE
YOUR NEW EMPLOYEE.
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* LIVING IN THE SUNLIGHT,
LOVING IN THE MOONLIGHT *
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* HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME! *
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( whistles casually )
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( motor throbbing... )
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( grumbles )
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( coughs )
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( motor starts,
then dies )
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( gasps )
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( buzzing like a bee )
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WOW, FOUR STINGERS.
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( buzzing )
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OH!
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( girl yelling )
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( yelling )
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( gasps )
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( grunting... )
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WHERE HAVE I SEEN THIS BEFORE?
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HERE IT IS--
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LAND SQUIRREL.
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THAT LITTLE SQUIRREL
IS IN TROUBLE.
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TAKE THAT, YOU SORRY OLD CLAM.
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YOU NEED TO LEARN SOME MANNERS.
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YOU'RE ABOUT AS UGLY
AS HOMEMADE SOUP.
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HOORAY, LAND SQUIRREL!
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( growls )
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LOOK OUT!
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( grunting... )
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HOLD ON, LITTLE SQUIRREL!
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( karate yell )
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HO-HO-HO-HO!
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HO-HEE!
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HOY-YA!
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YOU HAVE FOUGHT WELL,
GIANT CLAM.
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PREPARE TO BE VANQUISHED.
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( yells, grunting... )
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HEY, I'M ACTUALLY DOING IT.
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( grunting... )
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( victorious yell )
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YOUR SHELL IS MINE!
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( grunts )
HOLD ON THERE,
LITTLE SQUARE DUDE.
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( karate yell )
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( yells )
248
00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:14,287
( clam whimpers )
249
00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:18,591
HEY, YOU LIKE
KARATE, TOO.
250
00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:20,193
( karate yelling... )
251
00:14:22,329 --> 00:14:23,696
HA!
252
00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,565
SO, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
253
00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:27,000
SANDY.
254
00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:32,272
SO, WHAT... DO... YOU...
CALL YOURSELF?
255
00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:35,242
( yelling ):
I'M SPONGEBOB!
256
00:14:38,145 --> 00:14:39,947
WELL, SPONGEBOB...
257
00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:42,249
TAKE A GANDER AT THIS.
258
00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:50,490
( rumbling, cracking... )
259
00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:56,363
OH.
260
00:14:57,998 --> 00:14:59,032
OH, YEAH?
261
00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:00,167
WATCH THIS.
262
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,634
( yells )
263
00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:02,869
( armpit-farts )
264
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:06,406
( giggles )
I LIKE YOU, SPONGEBOB.
265
00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:09,009
WE COULD BE TIGHTER
THAN BARK ON A TREE.
266
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:09,977
( karate yells )
267
00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:14,847
UH, I LIKE YOU
TOO, SANDY.
268
00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:16,283
( karate yells )
269
00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:19,219
WHAT IS THAT ON YOUR HEAD?
270
00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:20,753
THAT'S MY AIR HELMET.
271
00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:22,022
MAY I TRY IT ON?
272
00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:24,024
HECK NO,
I NEED IT TO BREATHE.
273
00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:25,492
I GOT TO HAVE MY AIR.
274
00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:26,994
ME, TOO!
275
00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:27,995
I LOVE AIR.
276
00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:28,996
AIR IS GOOD.
277
00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:30,097
NO KIDDING?
278
00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:31,898
WHY, AIR IS MY MIDDLE NAME.
279
00:15:31,999 --> 00:15:33,600
THE MORE AIR, THE BETTER.
280
00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:35,035
CAN'T GET ENOUGH AIR.
281
00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:36,536
( drawling ):
SHOOT!
282
00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:40,273
HOW ABOUT COMING OVER TOMORROW
FOR TEA AND COOKIES THEN?
283
00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:43,010
DON'T BE LATE.
284
00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:44,711
OKAY, SEE YOU TOMORROW.
285
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,046
PATRICK!
286
00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:47,280
PATRICK!
287
00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:49,316
PATRICK, PATRICK, PATRICK!
288
00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:50,917
WHAT'S AIR?
289
00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:52,052
HUH?
290
00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:53,653
I JUST MET THIS GIRL.
291
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:56,389
SHE WEARS A HAT FULL OF... AIR.
292
00:15:56,456 --> 00:16:00,160
DO YOU MEAN SHE "PUTS ON AIRS"?
293
00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:01,261
I GUESS SO.
294
00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:03,696
THAT'S JUST FANCY TALK.
295
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,365
IF YOU WANT TO BE FANCY
296
00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:07,567
HOLD YOUR PINKY UP LIKE THIS.
297
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:10,903
THE HIGHER YOU HOLD IT,
THE FANCIER YOU ARE.
298
00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:12,172
HOW'S THAT?
299
00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:13,173
HIGHER.
300
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:14,174
LIKE THAT?
301
00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:15,675
NOW, THAT'S FANCY!
302
00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:19,179
THEY SHOULD CALL YOU
SPONGEBOB FANCYPANTS.
303
00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:24,951
REMEMBER, WHEN IN DOUBT,
PINKY OUT.
304
00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:27,187
YOU CAN DO IT,
SPONGEBOB.
305
00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:29,456
I'LL BE WATCHING.
306
00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:31,258
THANKS, PAL.
307
00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:34,061
( rings bell )
308
00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:35,062
Hello?
309
00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:37,197
HIYA, SANDY.
IT'S ME, SPONGEBOB.
310
00:16:37,264 --> 00:16:39,066
Hold on,
I'll let you in.
311
00:16:39,066 --> 00:16:41,768
( buzzing )
312
00:16:42,635 --> 00:16:44,637
( whistling )
313
00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:49,876
( drain gurgling )
314
00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:53,846
( stifled whistling )
315
00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:01,288
( yelling ):
SANDY!
316
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:02,589
OPEN UP!
317
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:04,591
SANDY! SANDY!
318
00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:09,962
SANDY, SOMETHING'S GONE
TERRIBLY WRONG.
319
00:17:10,097 --> 00:17:12,532
THERE'S NO WATER IN...
320
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:16,436
HERE.
321
00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:19,439
'COURSE THERE'S NO WATER.
322
00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:20,973
NOTHING BUT AIR.
323
00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:27,580
NO WATER?
324
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:29,349
THAT AIN'T A PROBLEM,
IS IT?
325
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:30,483
( karate yells )
326
00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:32,419
PROBLEM?
327
00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:35,122
( karate yells )
328
00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:36,689
THAT'S HOW I LIKE
MY AIR.
329
00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:38,024
( inhales deeply )
330
00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:42,129
( gagging, coughing )
331
00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:45,898
WITH NO WATER.
332
00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:47,334
Sandy:
WELL, ALL RIGHT.
333
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,269
I MADE TEXAS TEA AND COOKIES.
334
00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:50,437
WELL, COME ON IN.
335
00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:51,571
( karate yells )
336
00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:53,973
( legs squeaking )
337
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:56,143
THAT'S NOT IN.
338
00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:57,144
IN!
339
00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:59,479
( squeaking... )
340
00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:01,381
YOU'RE A FUNNY LITTLE DUDE.
341
00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:03,950
COME ON, I'LL GIVE YOU
THE GRAND TOUR.
342
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:08,488
SO THIS IS MY OWN
PRIVATE LITTLE
AIR BUBBLE.
343
00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:10,757
THIS AIR
IS THE DRIEST...
344
00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:12,058
( gasps )
345
00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:13,059
PUREST...
346
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:14,161
( gasps )
347
00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:17,197
MOST AIRIEST AIR
IN THE WHOLE SEA.
348
00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:19,266
OH, OVER THERE
IS MY BIRDBATH.
349
00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:21,201
( chirping cheerily )
350
00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:22,835
AND THAT'S MY
OAK TREE.
351
00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:25,405
IT PROVIDES ME
WITH EXTRA AIR.
352
00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:29,742
THIS DOME IS MADE OF THE
STRONGEST POLYURETHANE;
353
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:31,844
THAT'S A FANCY NAME
FOR PLASTIC.
354
00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:33,780
AIN'T THAT JUST
THE BEE'S KNEES?
355
00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:37,016
TELL YOU WHAT, WEREN'T EASY
GETTING HERE NEITHER.
356
00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:38,918
FIRST, I HAD
TO HITCH IT UP
TO A BIG, OLD...
357
00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:40,987
( grunting )
358
00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:43,089
( chirping angrily )
359
00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:44,824
...THAT'S MY TREADMILL.
360
00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:47,294
THAT'S HOW I STAY
IN TIPTOP SHAPE.
361
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:48,295
OH, COME ON.
362
00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:50,029
LET'S HAVE THAT
TEA NOW.
363
00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:51,264
( karate yells )
364
00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:52,265
( gasps )
365
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:55,001
( knocking on dome )
366
00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:57,237
PINKY, PINKY!
367
00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:03,042
( gasps )
368
00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:09,782
I BROUGHT YOU SOME FLOWERS.
369
00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:11,751
FOR ME?
370
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,686
HOW SWEET!
371
00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:20,760
YOU OKAY?
372
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,495
( raspily ):
YES.
373
00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:24,364
I'M OKAY.
374
00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:27,900
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE THE FIRST
SEA CRITTER TO EVER VISIT.
375
00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:30,737
I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY.
376
00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:32,639
CAN I GET
YOU ANYTHING?
377
00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:35,675
WATER WOULD BE NICE.
378
00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:37,910
I'M GOING TO PUT
THESE IN A VASE.
379
00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:40,413
TAKE YOUR TIME.
380
00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:44,050
( gasping )
381
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:52,091
I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.
382
00:19:52,158 --> 00:19:54,126
Sandy:
I LIKE YOU, SPONGEBOB.
383
00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:58,164
WE COULD BE TIGHTER THAN BARK
ON A TREE.
384
00:19:58,265 --> 00:20:02,068
Patrick:
WHEN IN DOUBT, PINKY OUT.
385
00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:06,239
I DON'T NEED WATER.
386
00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:08,375
WATER IS FOR QUITTERS.
387
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:10,377
I DON'T NEED IT.
388
00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:11,978
I DON'T NEED IT.
389
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:13,145
I DON'T NEED IT.
390
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:16,416
I DON'T NEED IT,
I DON'T NEED IT.
391
00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:20,587
WHY, THESE FLOWERS
ARE JUST BEAUTIFUL.
392
00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:22,889
THEY'LL LIVE MUCH, MUCH LONGER
393
00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:27,527
IN A VASE FULL
OF ICE-COLD WATER.
394
00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:28,795
SO TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF.
395
00:20:28,861 --> 00:20:32,432
IT MUST BE FASCINATING
BEING A SEA CRITTER.
396
00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:36,936
SPONGEBOB?
397
00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:38,438
( timer dings )
398
00:20:38,505 --> 00:20:40,106
OH, THERE'S THE COOKIES.
399
00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:41,808
BE RIGHT BACK.
400
00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:47,814
SpongeBob ( thinking ):
I DON'T NEED IT.
401
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:48,981
I DON'T NEED IT.
402
00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:53,185
I DEFINITELY DON'T NEED IT.
403
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,854
I DON'T NEED IT.
404
00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:56,456
I DON'T NEED IT.
405
00:20:56,523 --> 00:20:57,790
I DON'T NEED IT.
406
00:20:57,857 --> 00:20:59,392
I DON'T NEED IT.
407
00:21:02,329 --> 00:21:05,832
( howling ):
I NEED IT!
408
00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:09,602
( wheezing )
409
00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:10,637
NO, SPONGEBOB!
410
00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:11,638
NO, NO, NO!
411
00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:13,239
STOP!
412
00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:15,742
PINKY, PINKY!
413
00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:21,714
( yelling ):
I'M A QUITTER!
414
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,550
( SpongeBob wailing )
415
00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:29,822
YOU CAN'T LEAVE NOW.
416
00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:30,923
YOU'LL BLOW IT.
417
00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:33,726
AIR IS NOT GOOD, PATRICK.
418
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,928
AIR IS NOT GOOD.
419
00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:40,066
YOU'RE JUST BEING SHY.
420
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:41,534
DON'T WORRY, BUDDY.
421
00:21:41,601 --> 00:21:43,503
YOU'RE DOING FINE.
422
00:21:43,570 --> 00:21:45,071
( panting heavily )
423
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:47,740
I WON'T LET YOU BLOW... THIS.
424
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,208
( wheezing )
425
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:51,811
( gagging )
426
00:21:57,149 --> 00:22:01,187
WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS?!
427
00:22:01,388 --> 00:22:04,290
THERE'S NO WATER IN HERE!
428
00:22:04,391 --> 00:22:06,626
I TRIED
TO TELL YOU.
429
00:22:06,693 --> 00:22:10,029
WE GOT TO GET
OUT OF HERE!
430
00:22:10,096 --> 00:22:13,165
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
431
00:22:13,232 --> 00:22:16,669
WAIT, NO,
WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT.
432
00:22:16,736 --> 00:22:19,238
( door opens, closes )
433
00:22:19,305 --> 00:22:20,440
COME AND GET IT.
434
00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:22,809
YOU'RE ALL GOING TO LIKE THIS--
435
00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:23,843
( shrieks )
436
00:22:23,910 --> 00:22:27,414
( glasses breaking )
437
00:22:31,451 --> 00:22:32,419
THERE.
438
00:22:32,452 --> 00:22:33,720
THAT OUGHT TO DO IT.
439
00:22:33,786 --> 00:22:38,825
IF YOU ALL NEEDED WATER,
YOU SHOULD HAVE ASKED.
440
00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:40,693
I PROPOSE A TOAST:
441
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:43,329
TO NEW FRIENDS!
442
00:22:47,133 --> 00:22:48,435
HOLD ON A SECOND.
443
00:22:48,501 --> 00:22:51,337
I HOPE YOU ALL LIKE
YOUR TEA STRONG.
444
00:22:51,438 --> 00:22:54,040
DRINK UP!
445
00:22:56,308 --> 00:22:58,445
( both slurping )
446
00:22:58,511 --> 00:23:01,881
All:
AH!
447
00:23:07,454 --> 00:23:11,123
and NICKELODEON]
448
00:23:39,185 --> 00:23:43,756
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