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What's up, Dad?
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Hey.
Just the man I want to see.
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I have us two tickets
to the Mets game.
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Oh...
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Those are kissing words.
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Mm.
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I'm in.
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Great.
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It's Friday night,
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- me and you.
- Ooh.
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I'm out. Rewind.
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I'm sorry, I can't make it.
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I can't, Dad.
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Nina and I are having dinner
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with Preston Valentine
on Friday.
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Who the hell is that?
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My film school buddy, Todd.
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Why are you hanging out
with that dude?
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- I hate him.
- Yeah,
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you hate everyone, all right?
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He and I
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are jabronis,
with an emphasis on "bro."
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We made a pact
that if one of us made it,
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we'd bring the other along,
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and he just finished shooting
a movie for Paramount.
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Paramount? Wow.
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Is that thing still around?
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The movie's called A Loud Place.
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It's like A Quiet Place,
but with an all-Black cast.
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Okay, well,
I'm not gonna guilt-trip you,
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even though this was
Leon's dying wish.
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Come on, man.
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Can't you move your thing
to another day?
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I'm sorry, man, it's the only
night Preston had available.
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Just take one of your friends.
You know, like, um...
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Like, uh, t-the guy. Um...
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What's his name?
You know, with the, uh... Oh, yeah, yeah.
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the one, the one... With the-with the eyes.
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- Yeah, yeah.
- With the heartbeat.
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- Yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Um... Yeah, yeah. Let's face it.
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Leon was my only friend.
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I mean, there's got to be
somebody you can invite.
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Well, there was this one
guy back at the station.
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I used to see him
on the elevator all the time.
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We really hit it off.
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Now, what was his name?
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I don't know.
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I used to call him Ten
'cause he worked
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- on the tenth floor.
- Yeah, I got that.
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A-And he used
to call me Three.
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Because you worked
on the third floor.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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You know,
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we had great chemistry.
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I mean, we had this little thing
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where we would mess with people
on the elevator.
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Well, he sounds great.
Invite him.
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Well, we never hung out
outside the elevator.
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- Oh.
- And besides,
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I don't have his number.
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But you have his floor.
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♪ Poppa's ♪
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♪ House ♪
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♪ Yeah. ♪
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So, I think I'm just
gonna invite him over,
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and if he's half
as cool as Leon was,
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then I'll invite him
- to the Mets game.
- You know,
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men have it so easy.
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It is difficult for women
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to make friends
after a certain age.
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And once a woman
gets married and have kids,
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she forgets about
all her single friends.
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Oh. Is that why
you don't have any friends?
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You're my friend.
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Yuck.
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Let me clarify the "yuck."
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Okay, guys don't have female
friends because it never works.
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It's all a racket.
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The thing about
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female friends is
they still expect you
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to pull out the chair.
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- Mm-hmm.
- They want you to pay the bill
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and do all the driving.
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Uh, you got to pay
for valet, too.
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That part.
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And after you do all that,
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they go home
and sleep with a guy
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that does none of that.
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Okay, but male friends
are a racket, too.
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It's like having
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a puzzle with one piece.
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And they're always trying
to stick their piece
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in your puzzle.
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Exactly. And that is why men
can't be friends with women.
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Okay, fine.
So, what are your special plans
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with your new boyfriend?
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Wait, first,
don't say it like that.
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And secondly,
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it's just gonna
be a casual hang.
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You know,
maybe some sardines, a beer,
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handful of pumpkin seeds.
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Just to see
if he fits in my world.
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You know, Poppa, you're having
this guy come over here
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to see if he can
fit into your world,
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but sometimes you got to meet
people where they are.
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Don't waste the pumpkin seeds.
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Hey, is that
my friend Ten?
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Oh, is that Three I see?
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- Oh, wow.
- In the place to be.
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- Ding!
- Going up?
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- Whoa.
- Man, I missed you.
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Where you been?
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I'm not at the station anymore.
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What? Wh... I'm-I'm doing a podcast.
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- Podcast?
- Mm-hmm.
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Man, I love me some podcasts.
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- Really?
- Hey!
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Man, hold the elevator.
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Hey, don't you worry.
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- You take your time.
- Thank you, thank you.
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No worries, man.
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Ah...
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Why do I trust so easily?
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Sucker!
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- Whoa.
- Oh...
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Mm.
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Ah.
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Achoo.
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Hey, did you just
sneeze on my...
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Achoo!
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- Oh, that went in my mouth.
- I'm sorry, man.
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He just gave me his cold.
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Don't worry about it,
it's just herpes.
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Man, I missed this.
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Yeah, man. Me too.
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Hey.
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You want to hang out sometime?
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You mean outside the elevator?
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Yeah. Why not?
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Ah, gee, man, I...
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- No?
- I don't know about all that.
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You know what?
Let's do it.
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What? Okay.
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You got time
to exchange numbers?
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We got all the time
in the world now.
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Okay.
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What was that, man?
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Uh, that's kind of like
a nervous tic,
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but I only do it when I'm happy.
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Okay, yeah.
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You can see I'm happy now.
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That's probably Todd now.
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Uhp, uhp, uhp.
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- Preston Valentine, honey.
- Right.
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I hope "Preston"
still doesn't blame me
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for breaking up your little
film company, Two Jabronis.
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Oh, that was years ago, babe.
I'm sure he's over it by now.
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- Ah.
- Yeah.
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Hello, Yoko.
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Yeah.
Completely over it.
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Hello, Todd.
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Oh, it's Preston now.
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Well,
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well, well.
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Of all the gin joints
in all the world...
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You had to walk into mine.
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Come here, you jabroni!
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- Ah.
- Ah.
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Ah, ah, ah, ah.
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- Hold for room tone.
- Hold for room tone.
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And... cut.
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Wow.
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Really missed that.
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So...
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Unimpress-ton,
what have you been up to?
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Everything you're doing
- sounds so exciting.
- Yeah,
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you know,
I just wrapped on A Loud Place,
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which I wrote
and directed
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and brought in
under time and under budget.
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Ooh.
Yeah.
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I don't really know
what that means.
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She doesn't know
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what that means.
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You got to be...
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Honey, you wouldn't understand.
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In layman's terms,
he did an awesome job.
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Oh. And I have
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a little surprise for you.
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Now, nobody has seen this,
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but it's the script
for the sequel to A Loud Place.
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Dude.
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- Don't you frickin' dare, dude.
- Yeah.
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Let's just...
let's see it already.
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Okay, well, you know,
Paramount wants a trilogy.
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Right.
Right.
Right?
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- So you got A Loud Place.
- Mm-hmm.
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You got A Louder Place... Of course.
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And then, finally... A Loudest Place.
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How'd you know that?
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Well, here you go.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Wow, man.
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Why is everything written
in, uh, caps?
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Because it's loud, baby.
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You see, it's the sequel.
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It's bigger and louder.
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Yes.
Right? Now, again,
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Nobody's seen this, okay? So...
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I don't know. You guys
want to do a couple scenes?
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What, you mean, like-like
us? Like, act it out?
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Yeah, like a rehearsal.
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You know, we'll put it
- on its feet.
Wow.
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Oh, gee, I haven't done this
since college,
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but...
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...once a thespian,
always a thespian!
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Oh...
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- Okay. All right, Smalle Berry.
- Okay.
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So, I'll set the scene.
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- All right.
- You two--
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- you're an urban couple.
- Right.
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- You're living in a house.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Kind of similar to this one.
- Right.
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- Okay.
- Just bigger
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- and, I don't know, nicer.
- Yeah.
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Bigger and nicer. Got it?
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- Yeah.
- I heard him. Thank you.
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Yeah.
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So, you guys
are surrounded by aliens
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trying to devour you
and your two children.
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Dude, I just got chills.
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So, keep that feeling.
You know why?
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Because you love your kids.
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- So much.
- And you love
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- your wife.
- Oh, infinitely.
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But you got to choose,
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- You're terrified.
- Right.
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Two kids.
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Two of 'em.
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And they Black,
so you know they about to die.
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Right.
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And... action.
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I hear them
on the roof!
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How are we gonna
get out of this?
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And then, suddenly,
the window crashes in.
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No, no, not that window.
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The window over there.
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- Uh. Yeah. Yeah, that one.
- This... Uh-huh.
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Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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And they're-they're climbing in.
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Uh, honey, I don't think
you're gonna make it!
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Boom!
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Then, suddenly, their handsome
best friend Toddrick
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dives through the window,
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guns blazing,
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muscles glistening
just like this.
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And then he kills
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three of the Zorbatorbs
and then he says,
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get in my car.
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But it's only a two-seater.
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Because it's a Porsche
911 Turbo limited edition.
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Wow, that is
such a cool car.
263
00:09:32,700 --> 00:09:34,440
- Yep.
- But I can't leave.
264
00:09:34,570 --> 00:09:36,400
What about my wife
and my two children?
265
00:09:36,530 --> 00:09:38,050
The kids
266
00:09:38,180 --> 00:09:39,700
are dead.
267
00:09:41,230 --> 00:09:43,100
Uh, wait, when-when
did that happen?
268
00:09:43,230 --> 00:09:44,100
When did my kids die?
269
00:09:44,230 --> 00:09:45,840
Uh, off-camera.
270
00:09:45,970 --> 00:09:48,930
Yeah, but you can't
mourn forever, you know?
271
00:09:49,060 --> 00:09:52,410
Because you can have other kids,
uh, with other women.
272
00:09:52,590 --> 00:09:53,720
- Right.
- Yeah.
273
00:09:53,850 --> 00:09:54,630
It's what Tina
would have wanted.
274
00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:55,890
Wait, wait, no.
275
00:09:56,030 --> 00:09:57,290
- Hold up. I'm dead, too?
- Hmm? Oh, no,
276
00:09:57,460 --> 00:09:59,290
no, no--
y-you're just bleeding out.
277
00:09:59,420 --> 00:10:00,680
- Uh-huh.
- You see?
278
00:10:00,860 --> 00:10:03,290
You are the, um,
you're the motivation
279
00:10:03,420 --> 00:10:06,860
for-for your husband to become
the hero, in your memory.
280
00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:08,430
- So good.
- Yeah, yeah, just keep reading,
keep reading.
281
00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:10,260
Ah. Oh.
282
00:10:10,390 --> 00:10:12,300
Okay, um, yeah, right here,
right here.
283
00:10:12,430 --> 00:10:14,650
Okay, uh...
Okay.
284
00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:17,000
Little-little more dead.
Like-like...
285
00:10:17,090 --> 00:10:18,050
Babe!
286
00:10:18,130 --> 00:10:20,180
Go on without me.
287
00:10:20,310 --> 00:10:22,180
I'm always holding you back.
288
00:10:22,310 --> 00:10:23,490
Wait, what?
289
00:10:23,620 --> 00:10:24,920
Just stay focused.
290
00:10:25,050 --> 00:10:26,010
Okay? You are very...
291
00:10:26,190 --> 00:10:29,490
loud, and action.
292
00:10:29,580 --> 00:10:31,890
I'm annoying and I'm the reason
293
00:10:32,020 --> 00:10:35,240
your dreams never came true,
Craymon Jr.
294
00:10:35,370 --> 00:10:37,460
Oh, my God, honey!
295
00:10:37,590 --> 00:10:38,680
They're eating your face!
296
00:10:38,810 --> 00:10:40,370
No.
297
00:10:40,550 --> 00:10:41,590
Even if you do survive,
I'm no longer
298
00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:43,640
sexually attracted to you.
299
00:10:44,770 --> 00:10:47,030
And that's when
the Zorbatorbs come in
300
00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:49,910
and they drag her, screaming,
into the darkness.
301
00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:53,130
No!
302
00:10:53,300 --> 00:10:54,870
Well, life goes on for me.
303
00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,830
That's what Tina
would have wanted.
304
00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,700
Guess it's just us now,
the two Tabronis.
305
00:11:00,830 --> 00:11:02,270
And...
306
00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:03,880
- scene!
- Wow! Oh, my God.
307
00:11:04,010 --> 00:11:07,180
Whoa.
Oh, my goodness, Yeah.
308
00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:08,490
- dude.
- That went better than I thought.
309
00:11:08,620 --> 00:11:10,320
That was crazy.
310
00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:11,450
Oh, yeah.
It's good to see you.
311
00:11:11,580 --> 00:11:14,190
- Oh, my gosh. Oh.
- Yeah.
312
00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:16,060
Let's dive into
the resolution scene here.
313
00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:17,110
Okay.
314
00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:18,460
- All right.
- Okay.
315
00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:19,760
Craymon Jr.'s in a better place.
316
00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:21,500
- Yes, he is.
- He looks ten years younger
317
00:11:21,590 --> 00:11:22,890
and has a beautiful,
tall girlfriend.
318
00:11:23,030 --> 00:11:24,330
Wow.
319
00:11:24,420 --> 00:11:25,770
- I'm thinking Paula Patton.
- Oh.
320
00:11:25,900 --> 00:11:28,160
That's the lasagna.
321
00:11:28,290 --> 00:11:31,380
And I think we've read enough.
Let's eat.
322
00:11:32,950 --> 00:11:34,340
Sure you don't want
- to read the rest?
- I said
323
00:11:34,510 --> 00:11:35,990
let's eat!
324
00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:41,300
You got this, dude.
325
00:11:43,050 --> 00:11:44,660
- Hey, what's up, man?
- There he is.
326
00:11:44,790 --> 00:11:47,220
Oh, I didn't know
it was hamper casual.
327
00:11:47,310 --> 00:11:49,230
Yeah, well, you know,
we just two guys hanging out.
328
00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:50,310
You know how we do.
329
00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:52,530
Are you on something?
330
00:11:52,660 --> 00:11:54,100
Uh...
331
00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,410
I hope that isn't cigar smoke,
332
00:11:58,540 --> 00:12:00,320
because that triggers my asthma.
333
00:12:00,450 --> 00:12:02,980
Oh. Okay, baby lungs.
334
00:12:03,150 --> 00:12:05,680
Baby lungs?
These are baby lungs.
335
00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:07,070
They're transplants.
336
00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,640
What?
337
00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:10,590
They had to give me
three of 'em.
338
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,210
Okay, well, um,
can I get you a beer?
339
00:12:13,340 --> 00:12:14,340
Oh, no.
340
00:12:14,420 --> 00:12:15,950
I'm on the wagon.
341
00:12:16,030 --> 00:12:17,950
- What?
- I've been sober
342
00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:18,990
for ten years.
343
00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:20,340
- Wow.
- Want to see my chip?
344
00:12:21,870 --> 00:12:23,780
Only if I could
put it in some salsa.
345
00:12:25,830 --> 00:12:27,390
You know what,
that's a trigger for us.
346
00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:29,130
- Oh.
- Yeah.
347
00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:30,610
Yeah. You know what?
You were more funny
348
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,270
on the elevator, you know that?
349
00:12:34,570 --> 00:12:36,970
You know something?
So were you.
350
00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:45,320
Well, I guess, uh,
you got stuff to do.
351
00:12:45,410 --> 00:12:47,760
Huh? Elevators to ride,
352
00:12:47,890 --> 00:12:49,200
buttons to push.
You know what I mean?
353
00:12:49,330 --> 00:12:50,460
I'll see you later now.
354
00:12:50,630 --> 00:12:51,720
I-I guess that's the case,
355
00:12:51,850 --> 00:12:52,940
because, you know... Hey.
356
00:12:53,030 --> 00:12:54,770
Is this ring from Carbon High?
357
00:12:54,860 --> 00:12:56,380
Class of '78.
358
00:12:56,510 --> 00:12:57,950
Get out of here.
359
00:12:58,080 --> 00:13:00,040
That's crazy, I went
to that same school.
360
00:13:00,170 --> 00:13:00,990
Were you there
361
00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:02,210
when we got half a year off
362
00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:03,520
'cause someone
burnt the place down?
363
00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:05,820
- Guilty.
- What?
364
00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:09,170
And you're welcome.
365
00:13:13,180 --> 00:13:15,530
I'm sorry, I just-I just...
366
00:13:16,570 --> 00:13:18,620
I haven't been
myself in here.
367
00:13:18,790 --> 00:13:20,710
I think it's the
space, you know? It's-it's... What's wrong with it?
368
00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:22,100
I think
it's a little bit too big.
369
00:13:22,230 --> 00:13:23,320
Too big?
370
00:13:23,450 --> 00:13:24,670
Do you have anything,
371
00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:26,190
you know, smaller?
372
00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:28,320
Yeah, I think so.
373
00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:34,590
This is great!
374
00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:36,330
- Yeah, okay.
- Yeah, man. See,
375
00:13:36,460 --> 00:13:38,420
I was born in a jail cell, so,
376
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,680
you know,
smaller spaces
377
00:13:40,860 --> 00:13:42,860
make me feel
more comfortable.
378
00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:44,510
Okay, I get it, I get it.
379
00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:46,210
So, um, what were you like
380
00:13:46,300 --> 00:13:47,690
back in your drinking days?
381
00:13:47,780 --> 00:13:50,780
Oh, man, I got to tell you
that I was wild.
382
00:13:50,910 --> 00:13:52,390
- Really?
- Yeah.
383
00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:55,920
Man, I stole this
New Jersey transit bus
384
00:13:56,090 --> 00:13:58,920
and I drove it
to Brooklyn. Backwards.
385
00:13:59,050 --> 00:14:00,270
- What?
- Imagine that.
386
00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:02,580
Huh? Where Brooklyn at?
387
00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:04,660
Where Brooklyn at?
Where Brooklyn at?
388
00:14:07,710 --> 00:14:08,840
Oh, man.
389
00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:11,540
Hey, man, is it getting
hot in here?
390
00:14:11,670 --> 00:14:14,110
Because, man, this is like
Carbon High hot in here.
391
00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:16,810
Really? Um, you want to
go back to the living room?
392
00:14:16,980 --> 00:14:19,720
Uh, no.
Do you have something smaller?
393
00:14:25,730 --> 00:14:26,860
This is even
greater, man.
394
00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:28,170
Well, yeah, yeah,
395
00:14:28,340 --> 00:14:30,130
you couldn't
help yourself. Okay.
396
00:14:30,260 --> 00:14:33,040
Hey, man, you know, I realized
I don't even know your name.
397
00:14:33,170 --> 00:14:33,690
Jarnold.
398
00:14:33,870 --> 00:14:35,130
- Arnold?
- No.
399
00:14:35,260 --> 00:14:36,310
Jarnold.
400
00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:37,920
Donald.
401
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:40,140
Jarnold.
402
00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:41,270
With a J.
403
00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:42,620
Oh.
404
00:14:42,700 --> 00:14:43,920
Look, man,
405
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:47,530
my mom wanted
an Arnold, okay?
406
00:14:47,710 --> 00:14:49,360
And my dad wanted a John.
407
00:14:49,490 --> 00:14:50,450
- Uh-huh.
- Thusly,
408
00:14:50,580 --> 00:14:52,710
making it...
♪ Jarnold ♪
409
00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:54,670
Got it? Yeah.
410
00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:55,980
Okay.
411
00:14:56,150 --> 00:14:58,720
So, uh, Jarnold,
would you, uh, like to...
412
00:14:58,850 --> 00:15:00,590
Uh, all my friends
call me Jarny.
413
00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:02,720
All right.
Listen, Jarny...
414
00:15:02,850 --> 00:15:04,250
Uh, no, you got
to call me J.
415
00:15:04,380 --> 00:15:05,680
You got to earn that "arny."
416
00:15:05,810 --> 00:15:09,120
Oh.
Okay, well, J,
417
00:15:09,250 --> 00:15:11,300
would you like
- to play some cards?
- No, man.
418
00:15:11,430 --> 00:15:12,690
I haven't touched
a deck of cards
419
00:15:12,820 --> 00:15:14,950
since I lost my house
playing poker.
420
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,300
Mm.
421
00:15:16,430 --> 00:15:18,610
And I lost my kidney
playing blackjack.
422
00:15:18,780 --> 00:15:20,520
- Oh.
- And I lost my wife
423
00:15:20,650 --> 00:15:22,390
playing with
other woman.
424
00:15:22,570 --> 00:15:24,180
Oh, that's a joke.
425
00:15:24,350 --> 00:15:26,220
Playing with 'em!
426
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,930
Ooh, okay.
427
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:37,450
I hope I didn't
offend Nina too much.
428
00:15:37,630 --> 00:15:39,060
You know, she went
upstairs kind of early.
429
00:15:39,150 --> 00:15:41,070
She didn't seem too happy
with that scene.
430
00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:43,370
I mean, you did
kill her children.
431
00:15:44,590 --> 00:15:45,810
So, look, um,
432
00:15:45,940 --> 00:15:47,070
we've always been
straight with each other.
433
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:48,330
Jabroni code, right?
434
00:15:48,460 --> 00:15:49,860
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hold for room tone.
435
00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:52,420
Yeah. And cut.
436
00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,300
So, I'm just gonna
437
00:15:54,430 --> 00:15:55,820
look you in the eye
and tell you...
438
00:15:56,860 --> 00:15:57,650
...you gave up on your dream.
439
00:15:57,780 --> 00:15:59,170
What are you talking about, man?
440
00:15:59,300 --> 00:16:00,740
I didn't give up my dream.
441
00:16:00,870 --> 00:16:02,130
I got a lot of stuff going on.
442
00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:04,610
I got the-the documentary
in a festival, I...
443
00:16:04,700 --> 00:16:05,960
So, you got
a base hit.
444
00:16:06,050 --> 00:16:07,740
But you're never
gonna get
445
00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:09,570
to where you want to go because
you're being weighed down
446
00:16:09,700 --> 00:16:11,620
by a bunch of baggage.
447
00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:15,880
Look, that
script we read
448
00:16:16,010 --> 00:16:17,360
shoots in Malta
in three months.
449
00:16:17,490 --> 00:16:20,410
I need a second unit director.
Guess who I want?
450
00:16:20,540 --> 00:16:22,320
- Me?
- Mm-hmm.
451
00:16:22,450 --> 00:16:24,980
Wait, you're offering me
a directing job?
452
00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:26,200
Yeah, dude.
453
00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:27,760
You're offering me
a directing job?!
454
00:16:27,940 --> 00:16:29,240
- Yes. Listen to me.
- Oh, my God.
455
00:16:29,330 --> 00:16:32,070
I need you to be in L.A.
next week for prep.
456
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,470
Okay? I'll
introduce you
457
00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:35,080
to the studio guys.
458
00:16:35,210 --> 00:16:37,300
It'll be you and me,
just like the old days.
459
00:16:37,470 --> 00:16:39,860
Oh, my goodness!
Thank you, Preston!
460
00:16:39,990 --> 00:16:41,730
Oh, wow.
461
00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:43,080
- Yeah, man.
- Next week?
462
00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:44,520
- Next week.
- That's so soon.
463
00:16:44,650 --> 00:16:45,830
- I mean, the kids are in school.
- Uh-huh.
464
00:16:45,910 --> 00:16:47,780
Nina works from home, so
465
00:16:47,910 --> 00:16:49,830
can do that in Malta for sure.
Maybe she can home schoolMm, cut, cut
466
00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:52,090
the kids... cut, cut, cut, cut,
cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.
467
00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:53,400
Here's the thing.
468
00:16:53,530 --> 00:16:55,570
I'm gonna
need you 24/7.
469
00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:57,140
You see, you and me--
we're gonna be
470
00:16:57,270 --> 00:16:59,580
living and breathing
these Zorbatorbs.
471
00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:01,670
No distractions.
No Yoko.
472
00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:03,100
Because she'sthe one
473
00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:04,630
- who's been holding you back.
- Okay, enough
474
00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:06,720
with the Yoko stuff, all right?
475
00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:08,070
Her name's
not Yoko.
476
00:17:08,150 --> 00:17:09,720
I know, it's... it's...
477
00:17:09,810 --> 00:17:12,590
- It's Nina!
- Uh, it's Nina. Yes.
478
00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:14,070
I love her very much,
479
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,200
so put some respect
on her name, all right?
480
00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:18,290
Think of who
you could have been without her.
481
00:17:18,380 --> 00:17:20,600
I'd rather think about
who I already am with her.
482
00:17:20,690 --> 00:17:22,470
The guy working at
483
00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:23,690
her dad's
foam roller company?
484
00:17:23,820 --> 00:17:25,820
Could be worse.
485
00:17:25,950 --> 00:17:27,560
Could be
486
00:17:27,740 --> 00:17:29,700
the narcissistic director
of A Louder Place.
487
00:17:29,780 --> 00:17:32,480
Whoa. Shots fired.
488
00:17:32,570 --> 00:17:33,700
Yeah, man.
489
00:17:33,830 --> 00:17:34,960
And let me tell
you something.
490
00:17:35,050 --> 00:17:36,920
I'm happy with
my life, okay?
491
00:17:37,050 --> 00:17:38,570
Who do you go home
to at night, your camera?
492
00:17:38,750 --> 00:17:40,710
Man, I go home
with anybody I want.
493
00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:42,750
- Megan Fox...'s assistant.
- Oh.
494
00:17:42,930 --> 00:17:44,100
Um,
495
00:17:44,190 --> 00:17:46,930
Halle Berry...'s
- ex-groundskeeper.
- Mm.
496
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,150
And then,
497
00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:50,370
um, for a little while there,
498
00:17:50,540 --> 00:17:52,280
Angela Lansbury.
499
00:17:52,370 --> 00:17:53,550
...'s granddaughter?
500
00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:55,330
No, Angela Lansbury.
501
00:17:56,590 --> 00:17:58,640
Yeah, murder wasn't
the only thing she wrote.
502
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:01,160
That's gross.
503
00:18:01,290 --> 00:18:02,640
- I know.
- Um...
504
00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:04,210
Well, I'm gonna
look you in the eye
505
00:18:04,340 --> 00:18:05,690
Mm-hmm.and tell you the truth, okay?
506
00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:06,860
Jabroni code.
507
00:18:06,950 --> 00:18:08,390
Now, you may have a nice life
508
00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:09,950
and a great house,
509
00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:11,300
but you don't have a home.
510
00:18:11,390 --> 00:18:13,520
I have everything
I want right here.
511
00:18:13,650 --> 00:18:15,390
For what it's worth, I think
you're wasting your potential.
512
00:18:15,570 --> 00:18:16,960
I'm gonna go back
513
00:18:17,090 --> 00:18:18,400
to the hotel and pack.
514
00:18:18,570 --> 00:18:20,620
If you ever
want to get serious...
515
00:18:22,010 --> 00:18:23,530
...you know where to find me.
516
00:18:35,630 --> 00:18:37,370
Hey, I heard that.
517
00:18:37,460 --> 00:18:38,590
Are you okay?
518
00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:40,330
Yeah, you know?
519
00:18:40,460 --> 00:18:42,120
Like you always say...
520
00:18:42,290 --> 00:18:44,210
...never regret
standing on principle. Mm.
521
00:18:47,770 --> 00:18:49,950
That's right, because
friends come and go,
522
00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:52,260
and I hope that that one goes.
523
00:18:52,390 --> 00:18:54,390
No, man, you know,
I'm not gonna cut him off.
524
00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:56,350
You know, I'm just gonna
set some boundaries.
525
00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:58,570
You're a better man than me
'cause I would have cut him off.
526
00:18:58,650 --> 00:18:59,790
Oh, I know.
527
00:18:59,870 --> 00:19:00,870
That's why
you can't find anybody
528
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,090
to bring to the Mets game.
529
00:19:03,830 --> 00:19:06,440
True that.
But, hey,
530
00:19:06,620 --> 00:19:08,320
you got time.
You want to go to the game?
531
00:19:08,490 --> 00:19:09,880
Uh, I thought you were going
with the elevator guy.
532
00:19:10,010 --> 00:19:12,320
Nah, he's too...
533
00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:16,800
What does...
534
00:19:16,930 --> 00:19:18,200
...mean?
535
00:19:18,330 --> 00:19:21,110
- I don't know.
- Oh.
536
00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:22,980
Well, Dad, I would love
to go with you,
537
00:19:23,110 --> 00:19:24,680
but Nina put up with
a lot tonight,
538
00:19:24,810 --> 00:19:25,640
so I'm gonna
spend some time with her.
539
00:19:25,810 --> 00:19:28,030
Okay, youdo that.
540
00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:29,420
Yeah.
541
00:19:29,510 --> 00:19:31,250
So, who you gonna take?
542
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,480
Oh-ho!
543
00:19:39,130 --> 00:19:40,260
You know,
this was so nice of you
544
00:19:40,390 --> 00:19:42,180
- to make me your baseball buddy.
- Yeah, well,
545
00:19:42,350 --> 00:19:45,090
you know, I didn't want that
extra ticket to go to waste.
546
00:19:45,220 --> 00:19:47,270
Poppa, you could have
given this ticket to anyone,
547
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:49,490
but you picked me instead.
Why?
548
00:19:49,660 --> 00:19:51,320
- Truth?
- Yeah.
549
00:19:51,450 --> 00:19:53,880
I think Leon would have
wanted it this way.
550
00:19:54,010 --> 00:19:55,060
He would have said "D,
551
00:19:55,190 --> 00:19:58,540
"take the doc.
She's good people.
552
00:19:58,670 --> 00:20:01,200
I don't like her laugh,
but she good people."
553
00:20:03,460 --> 00:20:06,200
That is the sweetest,
most thoughtful...
554
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:08,030
Oh, my God!
We're on the Jumbotron!
555
00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:11,510
Kiss! Kiss!
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
556
00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:14,380
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
557
00:20:14,510 --> 00:20:16,080
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
558
00:20:16,210 --> 00:20:18,730
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
559
00:20:18,860 --> 00:20:22,130
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug...
560
00:20:26,830 --> 00:20:28,570
- Marker.
- I don't know.
Oh.
561
00:20:28,740 --> 00:20:30,570
But if you change your mind,
you know where to find me.
562
00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:33,050
Why does everybody
keep doing that?
563
00:20:39,930 --> 00:20:42,670
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564
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565
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:49,030
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