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So hang on a minute. Your problem with me

and Maria is. Oh, and let's set it right,

okay? There is no me and Maria, okay?

Apart from these two jokers here trying to

set us up. Guilty as charged. I think

they're cute together. Cute? You know

what? I'll come back to that. Your

objection with us is that you think she's

gonna steal my money. Okay, you do realize

I am a trainee gp. Yeah, but not forever.

And when you finished your training,

you'll be raking it in, won't you? Oh,

wait a minute. I'm gone. So one minute I'm

cute, the next minute I'm playing the long

game. Well, you were the one who told me

you wanted to bleed a successful bloke Dr.

Dry. Yes, as a joke, Michelle. Gosh, I

could have said that I wanted to date a

Nobel Peace Prize winning footballer and

all. Would you have thought I meant that

that would be a fairly niche date. Why

didn't you tell me that you're trying to

set him up? Well, maybe because of this,

because you go all weird whenever he's

dating anyone. I do not go weird. You do

go a little bit weird. What about Carla?

She's got a point there. Shut up, Ryan.

Okie dokie, Carla. You're going there,

are you? Really? I was furious with Carla

for obvious reasons. Well, she had her

own money and it was all just about sex.

Oh my God. I've got my own money and all.

You know, why can't it just be about sex

for me? Although it's not, by the way.

Ryan. Phew. Shut up, Ryan. Do you know

what, you lot, you can sort this out

between yourselves. I'm off. You're a

bunch of freaks. I don't even like him

that much. Yeah, me neither. As in I don't

like you. Not me. Ah, see, there you go.

Michelle, look, he escaped. Ya ra.