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Mission: Profiles save the Queen.

Albert, chemistry teacher: OK.

Maurice, philosophy teacher: OK.

Postpone, French teacher: OK.

Éric, prof de sport: OK.

Gladys, English teacher: OK.

Tirocu, math teacher: OK.

Polochon, history teacher: it's not OK.

New location attempt.

Located.

Ah, how beautiful!

How pretty! When I think of what happened here two centuries ago!

This is where the battle of Austerlitz took place !

The greatest victory of our emperor Napoleon Bonaparte.

Your English, you can put them somewhere!

It was right here.

And when you think that some people prefer the sea!

It's the most beautiful place in the world.

The emperor marched here ...

- Go, go go! - What are you doing?

I'm filming for my students, I 'm on vacation!

- We've got number seven! - What the? You are crazy!

- Quiet, sir. "But stop once!"

Are you leaving me alone?

Leave me!

- Don't move, sir! - Ba da, mã move!

But what is this?

Help!

My phone!

Are you crazy, or what?

Polochon!

Not! Ah, colleagues, are you here?

But school doesn't start!

Postpone? It cost her dearly!

How old are you!

Not. I'm Marie-Christine. Postponement is my daughter.

I am pleased. But what are we doing here?

- We're in a helicopter. - Yes, but where are we going?

We don't know where to do I don't know what.

We weren't told anything. I was at the hairdresser.

Oh...

I am the head of British security.

My job: the interest in serving me as a state. (chic!)

- My specialty ... - Excuse me, sir.

Did I win a trip?

"Not really, Amina Saint-Gilles." - Postpone is my daughter!

I'm Marie-Christine Saint-Gilles!

You kidnapped her mother!

Well done, Englishmen, well done!

Clap clap clap!

They confused us.

I was preparing to make a pork steak for my daughter ...

Get me Amina, you stupid idiot!

Hey, but ...

- A thousand apologies, ma'am. - Is that for the sake of the game?

- In 10 seconds, shoot over. - In what?

Not!

We are next! We are next!

- I have a mission for you. - Cool!

An ultra-secret mission.

What I tell you must remain between you and "me."

I promise.

Nobody knows

but the queen has a niece: Vivienne Hamilton,

grown so far in the greatest secrecy.

He is in his last year in the most famous British college: Haorwthfulss.

"Brechfuss"?

- Haorwth ... - ... FULLS .

Shut up!

She is the heir to the crown.

Good. If that's the only reason for the meeting, we'd better go home.

Sit down!

Hello.

Thank you for accepting my invitation.

I'm allergic.

I want my niece to be entrusted to you.

Nine? Profiles?

You saved the worst high school in France.

- It's true. - Now you will teach

in the best college in England.

You have a year to become a princess

an exemplary student.

I can't do this to Napoleon.

The future of the kingdom is in your hands.

If you succeed ...

Oh, Phillip, do stop it!

My kingdom will reward you.

Bye bye.

Mystery tip. We can't give up Boulard.

England is Napoleon's enemy!

ªefu ', ºefu! And the problem.

Boulard, our favorite, failed. This failure is ours.

Understand that we cannot but say the opposite of "yes."

He means "no."

"But she's a queen!" - But it's Boulard.

He has to take his ferry too, sir ...

ªIª.

We can't ignore him.

Boulard?

Who is this Boulard?

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Translation and adaptation: selaflaure (selaflaure@gmail.com)

Expelled from his class: all right, normal.

Expelled from high school: good, it happens.

But expelled from his country?

And you know, sir, the steering wheel is usually on the left.

Tuning is a good thing. But here's how it ends.

Oh...

Boulard has arrived.

But what kind of country is this?

Harry Potter's Castle ...

Do you do?

You do? You do?

I'm looking for my chamber.

- Hello Kitty, I 'm looking for my chamber. - Hello, Frenchman.

It's get on no night.

"Hasseursmolls".

"Here's our little Frenchman!" - Hello!

Do you speak French?

- We speak nine languages ​​here. - Cool .

There is a lot of poverty around here, you are all dressed the same.

Do you have only one boutique, or what?

How old are you? You seem to be a prof.

The Lord would have repeated it in a year.

Not that I wouldn't like school. But school adores me.

The glass of friendship.

Thanks.

I think I feel a taste of stew. Asparagus, he says.

Aa e?

It's urine.

But I even ate asparagus last night.

Good. So no TV.

No phone, no cigarettes, no music,

no alcohol, no food, and ...

No in?

Go! Go! Go!

You have 3 minutes to change.

How do I change?

Haorwthfulls and my glory

Haorwthfulls and my glory

Haorwthfulls is my duty

I'm his son

Haorwthfulls is my future

And Amina!

Good morning!

"Good morning."

I decided to experiment this year

a French-language class that will offer students

mastery of Molière's language. So, starting today,

for this terminal class, no more English.

- "The Englishman is dead." - Thank you!

In French!

Mulþumim, d-nã Johns.

These teachers you have in front of you

are the best of the best of the Education Naþionale francezã!

In their country, there are some heroes.

Oh, no, no! Without connection, aspirate the "H". It's a "hero."

D-the pedagog ...

Everyone in the class!

In class, girls!

Haideþi!

Is it a girl we don't know who she is, but who we're here for?

"Ask if it's really Vivienne." - Oh.

Yes . Yes e.

And finally

Here we have in front of you the main building with the classrooms.

The stained glass windows are beautiful.

The cricket grounds are there, behind the trees.

"The crickets are there, behind the three."

Walking right after arrival, we will finish on our knees.

Okay, then regain your strength. School starts tomorrow.

We're a hell of a dream team

And we'll do a damn good job.

Yes, sir.

"Look, pigeons!" - Ah, yes!

"Stanton?" - Present.

- Higgins? - Prezent!

Hamilton?

Vivienne?

Ah, yes ... Of course ...

Boulard, there's no time to wait for Boulard.

You can sit down.

The philosopher, as Descartes says,

it means before you doubt.

You can sit down.

To doubt everything, and therefore to doubt doubt,

And so to doubt that to philosophize means to doubt everything.

Ah.

You can you ...

sit down.

Are you sure you're standing?

From end to end?

At your orders, sir.

We will sit down when you tell us to sit down .

Ah.

Well, you can sit down.

You can sit down!

Not because we can have to sit down.

If must,

You can, but you have to make sure

that we can and must sit down.

I just didn't get out of the woods now.

Please, faster!

Ah!

Hey ... you know I'm bad , ai? (= I'm bad, you know?)

I'm bad.

Do you eat cigarettes in England?

We smoke them.

We in France cut our hair.

Shut up!

I do n't like you. I don't like the cap.

I don't like the way you go.

Always running. Always running.

- "I don't like the way you go." - Shut up!

You must always greet the sacred statue. Good?

Say hello to the statue.

- Hello, sacred statue. Good? - Not! As it should be!

Properly. Haide!

Hello! Are you ok How is it appropriate?

- You won. Bravo. you won. - What did I gain?

8 ore de "cachou".

Cachou? The candies in the yellow boxes?

"Cachou", hm...

Prison. Prison!

Ah! Dungeon , you mean!

- 8 ear of dungeon ? - Cachou.

Not bad, but this punishment has not existed for 1000 years, what more.

- Welcome to Haorwthfulss. - "Hasseursmolls"?

Remain silent.

It's big, isn't it?

It's very big.

Mr. "Polocon"! Where is you?

- D-le "Polocon"! - "Chon", "chon"! Polochon!

- Have! - Unbelievable! (= Incredible)

Polochon!

Where is you, Mr. "Polocon"?

- Boulard, aren't you in class? - They were sick around here.

Voldemort mi-a dat 8 ore de cachou .

Cachou ? Good luck, pamper yourself!

No no! Cachou is detention!

- Ah, yes ... it's not that good. - Yes, it's less good.

I can not do this anymore. I have to get out of here. They are sick!

There are barbarians who still live in the second century!

Talk slowly, fuck! Some bangs can hear us!

We are in enemy territory. We must be strong and exemplary.

The Englishman must find nothing wrong with us!

It'll be fine, Polo.

Will be fine. "Çamamalekoum," is fine.

Cum?

We'll all bite her.

That's for sure.

Soon 8 billion assholes on this planet,

that is, 8 billion mouths to feed.

Fortunately, I have the solution.

Bucãtãria post-molecularã.

This is a Christmas Pudding. Nourishing, but somewhat embarrassing.

Now look.

First, centrifuge.

Here's the egg yolk,

there, uh ...

a blue thing.

I add a few drops

of sodium hydroxide.

- Oh, my God! No! - Well, Sir,

I think I know that sodium ...

Oh no! I missed everything again!

Boulard! You're seriously late. Who taught you punctuality?

You need to change your behavior!

Please don't say anything to the full man!

Boulard! 22 minutes late. 22 hours of "cachou".

Vivienne Hamilton, where are you going?

Sit down?

- Very well. - What the?

Where were we?

- You can't help but know that ... - Listen, Anglo-Saxon,

Delay is my specialty.

Does anyone want candied fruit?

Miss Johns?

French method.

French method.

This?

I know one who will teach English

unor englezi, "Big bouls". Big bowls.

Will be fine. I also taught French to the French.

You don't realize.

And English, my discipline.

I can tell you that the English speak very, very good English.

Listen, Aunt Doudou.

O sã le predai Blake, Milton, Shakespeare.

Who?

Ah gla gla ...

Clap clap clap!

ªo I am very proud = So I am very proud

to be ... or not to be ... = to be ... or not to be ...

your english "t-shirt"! = your English T-shirt!

Teacher. =Profesoarã.

Yes, I know. It's o glumã. Don't take me for a tâmpitã.

- Idiot. - ªºt up!

ªo aº vrea sã vã present you the auteur of "Da-da".

"Yes-yes ºi igloo-ul lui".

" Yes-yes and his new friend."

Boulard, you're late! (= Boulard, you're late!)

She was late too!

Yes. Little retard. = Yes. Very little.

I tell my father that the English teacher does not speak English.

- He's going to blow her. - Get up !

What are you doing?

Oops ... Excuse me, ma'am.

I get angry, but not out of malice.

- It's a reflex. - Correct.

You didn't make "any" mistakes.

None, little bouse! (= dung)

- aah... little shit. - ªºt up!

You mean shut up ?

We are dead.

I'll be back.

Good morning.

Some are really lucky.

You will have to respect me!

I even died.

Because I, here, honor everyone!

Eventually it will break your eye!

Not bad!

Dead time. Finger ... ã ... finger.

We're not going to get out of here whole. Run, I'll cover for you.

Fear not. If you go straight ahead, everything will be fine.

Does not say anything.

ªi me.

Go, girl.

The first to laugh, I'll bubble his face . (= face)

Haorwthfulls and my glory

Haorwthfulls and my glory

Haorwthfulls is my duty

I'm his son

Haorwthfulls is my duty

Haorwthfulls is my duty

Let's go kids of the pat ...

Anytime

- Do you mind? - Yes please.

Thanks.

We are very unfair with their cuisine .

We like to hate what our enemies love.

The Englishman eats shit. It's a historical truth.

For me, every day, it would suit me.

- You're going to side. - You're leaning, but you're feeding.

Yes, but you were still leaning.

- Oh my God! - It's fasolitic acid.

It methanizes.

Very important.

How long is your vacation here?

We have less than 16 weeks a year!

-16 weeks? - Yes, I know. We are exploited.

At the dawn of the 3rd millennium, we are slaves.

It's disgusting. Like this, by the way. It's disgusting.

That's it, boys.

We go on the attack.

Oh!

- This is your bean. - Are you exempt too?

I said I had "otics."

What did you pretext?

You want to play polo. No horse on a golf course. What are you doing?

Play golf.

- All right, Cloclo. Good. - My name is Rowan.

That doesn't change your hair.

You have no horse, only a friend. What are you doing?

- Climb your colleague. You climb on it. - Sir?

Why climb on it? We have a hundred competition mares in the stable.

- Yes. - Pãi...

The man and the horse are the same, but the horse poops on the go. Do you do that?

Oh, my God!

Here at Haorwthfulss we canoe.

Well polo.

I agree.

Okay, it's not polo today, it 's rowing.

Come on, in a! Choose your horse.

Vivienne, move your ass. The Hobbit will ride you.

Go, go, go!

Vercingetorix, vino-ncoace.

- George, sir. - Like grandpa, you're lucky.

- What's wrong with my croup? - Oh, no, be careful!

You don't smoke this, she smokes you.

Do you want to finish her yellow like a Chinese with a little pussy? Is that what you want?

Hey!

Hey ...

Come on, don't forget your mare! Boulard!

Get on a mare, your "otica" will pass. A mare for Boulard!

Me! (= Me!)

No, that's not a mare, it's a pony!

Sir, you know I'm exempt.

Happy birthday, Churchill. (= Happy Birthday, Churchill)

Yes. Come in.

Hello, miss Johns. Look.

Happy birthday, Churchill.

Look.

Look.

Oh! Come, look at this!

Look!

- Look. - Edward!

The French method.

The French method ...!

Reward your horse. Give him sugar. Come on, come on.

- Not. "Well, he's going to eat my hand."

Well, here he is. Don't move.

- Vivienne kicked me! - Vivienne?

Did you get behind?

It's pure blood, hard to tame, but ...

he doesn't know me yet.

- That's it, it's okay. - It hurts, sir.

Sure. Life hurts. But you go up again.

Bunã dimineaþa. Good "moning".

So? Hello, hat!

Some disabled or deaf people. Nothing.

Mister "Polocon"? Mister "Polocon"!

Ah! You have time! Ah, the French know ...

"Polocon"!

Let's make peace.

I'm coming in peace.

Hello, strangers!

Stop. Enough with the war, enough with the dead.

Our countries have paid too dearly for centuries of conflict.

I propose an armistice.

I am Polochon.

Nice to meet you. (= I'm glad to meet you.)

This father is going to hospitalize him.

I love you. And you.

I love you. Don't meet ? Let's meet .

I love you, Vivienne.

- Okay ... - Ah, I won!

I'm late the most! Anglo-saxophone!

Boulard! Boulard!

We will start the program with ...

We will start this year's program

with the most beautiful ...

Hello, Boulard!

After all...

the most beautiful and greatest victory of the Napoleonic epic:

Austerlitz.

Austerlitz is a defeat. Waterloo is the victory.

Bun. Bun. Quiet.

I calm down!

English idiots!

Good. Then...

Surprise oral question.

At random. Who would I listen to? Ala bala, you.

But in the end, not you.

There for Vivienne.

If I tell you Napoleon, what word comes to mind?

Well, the wind. Napoleon loved the wind.

- Get a wind and congratulate you. - Yeah.

He talked to me! I have a friend!

Oh, my dog!

- But Napoleon was a ...? - Tyrant.

- Megaloman. - Pitic.

"Pretentious!" - Racist!

- Impostor! - Þicnit!

Cotropitor!

Micropenis.

Micropause.

Okay, let's talk about something else.

Let's completely change the subject.

A person...

Someone admired by all, who will make everyone agree,

Imperess Joséphine, Bonaparte's wife ...

- Old, barren and ... - Slave!

Ms. Johns...

I see that the French method is a bit original.

Not my problem!

If Vivienne doesn't have a degree, you'll have a lot of trouble.

I understood very well.

Miss Johns?

- Oh ... - This French frog ...

Thank you, Miss Johns.

Tell him, what's your secret?

Good...

- You are not punished. - No .

- Never? - No.

- Whatever you do? - No.

I, whatever I do, am punished.

- Good luck. - Yes, I know.

Fear not, I find a way to enter your fortress.

10 supra 3...

do...

Don't you do tricks anymore? Aºadar?

Boulard? What good news.

I would say that 13.

Oh, Boulard...

Fabulous , exciting ... you're great, Boulard.

- Thank you. - Colleague?

Not now.

Gives?

- 3.33? - Yes, almost.

3,3333?

You are on the right track, but it is still vague.

Be exact. Yes.

3,333333333333333...

3333333333...

33333333...

That's it, it's fine.

Write the result in the notebook.

I want the exact and complete answer .

But it will take us a year to write it.

Thank you.

No, no, no, young man!

Not sitting, not smoking,

did not run! Always running.

But it's a break!

Alergat la "cachou". Da?

You have no right to do that. It's a scandal!

I will call the English National Education !

They will put you in jail!

You better have gone on strike. With your shitty hair!

Okay, okay, ready!

I get it, it's like your hairstyle!

Chi-fou-mi!

Scissors - scissors. Equality, we resume.

Eric, don't you want to sleep in my room?

But that won't change anything between us!

Oh, my God, you save my life! There's a huge spider here.

I'm too scared, I'll take your room.

You are a love.

I swear I was the star of Jules Ferry .

I was called "sir," I was signing autographs.

Delirium, what more!

Good night.

I didn't understand.

The classics of poetry.

There it is!

That's it.

Oh, my God!

Who wants to launch?

Okay, I'll read it myself, it's simpler.

Up ...

Great delay.

"Where are you, Pope, where are you?"

- "Where are you, Pope, where"? - What is this?

"Where are you, Pope, where?"

And now attention, change: "Where, where are you, Pope, where?"

- And here ... - Oh!

We begin to see what the author means.

Empapaouter means to swindle .

But "papa" is the opposite of "pas" (= no).

E positive.

- this repetition is ... - ... an anaphor.

Doubled by a "P" alliteration.

And an assonance in A, U, E.

Word games reveal three levels of meaning:

The disappearance of the father,

the feeling of being shaken,

but also the poet's love for his father,

which he calls "papa" as a child would say.

Okay, yes. And a delirium.

I didn't understand.

Listen, kids. Listen to the following.

Wait a minute, where did I put this?

Ah, yes, here it is.

let's go!

"Where are you, dad, where are you?"

"Where are you, dad?"

"Where, where are you, dad, where?"

Vivienne Hamilton?

As far as we know, his dad is not there, he is not there, he is not there.

Excelent joke. Give me flight.

Boulard!

Yes, Mrs. Pavoshko. No, I'm not in detention or in the hospital.

I'm making hits, Mrs. Pavoshko.

Miss Johns?

Miss Johns!Miss... Ah!

But what are you doing?

- The head of security! - It's a cordless phone, idiot!

- Alo? - Did Vivienne ever do it?

Oh ... Vivienne face progress.

- Adevãrat? - She's doing a lot of progress.

Everything is absolutely under control.

Under control, damn it!

Edward, I heard you.

I climbed.

I'm doing Julien, in "Roméo and Julien."

Aren't you coming to class? Greºeºti.

Then you?

I? Wait ... You won't be late any longer than you.

I have a reputation to maintain. I repeated 4 times.

- Me too. - Not bad.

But you do it on purpose. But I do everything to get through.

And I don't pass. This is sports.

Ah ... mister ? Excuse me.

You fell to the ground.

I'd rather have a cheeseburger with straw potatoes, please.

Cheeseburger?

That's it.

- Hopa! - D-the pedagog!

D-the pedagog!

- Boulard? - Ah, you got hit.

I actually ordered a cheeseburger with potatoes five minutes ago.

Nothing came. The service is mediocre.

643 ore de "cachou"!

I am sorry.

Awakening!

This?

I didn't understand ...

Where are we going? What happens?

Where are we going?

Oh! Hey, oh!

Where's your school uniform?

Didn't anyone tell you? It's Sunday, sir.

Our Sunday is holy, we get up at 13.30, we eat straw potatoes,

- we scratch our eggs ... - Here,

we start with 8 hours of Gregorian chant!

- Why? - Go!

- That's it, I understand. - Go and change, damn it!

Unbelievable!

I hate Boulard.

LONDON

The 3rd hour of Gregorian chant

Please?

Shit!

The eighth hour of Gregorian chant

I can't hear you, are you here?

Hello.

- Hi! - Ah ...

And you come to these kinds of clubs?

I saw you.

Come on!

Jump, jump, jump!

Gives!

I'm too hungry.

You have a trout and sweet potatoes in your pocket.

You see, Inspector Gadget. I noticed you too.

I know you keep writing in a red notebook . What is it about?

I'm writing an opera. A rock opera.

Do you know that I love works?

Uchurel, Rambo.

And who will sing your opera? Rihanna?

Not me.

You?

Wait, sing me something. You can show me.

Good.

"Awkward girl, You walk alone

"Embarrassed girl, where are your friends?

"Awkward girl, you are like a pearl

"Who's looking for a chain!"

Are you sure Rihanna isn't available?

Come on, I was kidding.

When you said "chains," it was like you were my father.

I only have the title of the song at the end.

And what's the title of the last song?

- "My prince". "The charming prince does not exist."

- That's why I can't. - Of course ...

The horse is forbidden at Haorwthfulss, tiai?

Hop, thanks.

Are you coming after me in less than an hour?

Not before.

I'm sorry, but I have a funeral.

- You're going another time. - She's still my mother.

You should have told me. Okay, I'm waiting for you.

He's late? I have hallucinations! Go further.

- Postpone, what do you do after school? "You mean tonight?"

- Yes. - I'm meeting another colleague.

Do you know the eco teacher, the Scotsman?

He offered me a bagpipe concert in his room.

Categorical.

Do you know what my students charged me?

That Napoleon invaded Europe!

- What is so special about the eco teacher? - You know, I can't tell you ...

She wears the kilt with an elegance ...

Kiltul? A skirt? It's ridiculous.

Please, stand. (= Please, standing.)

So, the first semester, the first balance sheet.

I think I did a good job again. The students are not bad.

Aren't the students at this school sick?

They are the best in the kingdom!

But she! How is she?

Ah, yes?

- How are you? - Running late.

Do sports as best you can.

But maybe a little.

It's not embarrassing. She's not embarrassed. He's not a genius.

It's not null, but it's not evaluable.

Excuse me!

The situation is very serious. For her? Oh yes.

But especially for you.

You, you, you,

And for me.

You have one semester to put it to work,

make it progress, save me and you.

Let me see. If you don't show me , I can't help you.

I'm still your friend. Finally ...

your friend, what more!

Boulard, go and see if I play sports outside.

If I hit you on the head, shout, I'll intervene.

You know, Vivienne, it's not too late to come back.

You know, there are countries where girls don't have the right to go to school.

Vivienne...

I know you know we know you're alone,

that there are few of us who know who you are, but ...

That's not a reason not to be reasonable.

Listen to me.

As the founder of CIN, the Circle of Unconditional Fans of Napoleon,

I am forbidden to set foot in England.

And yet, I put not only my feet, but also my knees, my ears, my arms,

- I put two c ... - Come on.

If you're not happy, little crazy,

you can go elsewhere.

Good luck.

- I think I understand. - Yes. He understood too much .

Excuse me.

I haven't heard from Vivienne in a few days.

Do you think it's normal?

It's not here, but yes, yes, it's here ...

- Ah, yes, she's very discreet. - Better that way.

For if it disappeared, even half a day,

we will all find ourselves

stuff in a trash can!

I am totally dedicated to my job. I sacrifice my health.

But I don't feel like ending up murdered in a trash can,

because one of us

He lost his temper!

Thank you very much.

That's what small nervous breakdowns do.

Albert, midnight crisis meeting at Amina's room.

We will bring chairs. Tell me more.

Secret meeting in your room at midnight.

It's a crisis. Bring what to put your ass on.

Secret meeting in the room. 12 at night. Bring what to put my ass on.

Oh, thank you, Eric. You should not have. It's great.

Oh, what a stink!

Well, something's wrong.

We are the best professionals.

Geniuses, of international renown.

On a mission for the queen. Which is not here and there. It's above decar and valet.

It's huge! And then, princess or not, we should have adored our classes!

He should have, he could, but he can't.

He can't love them. When he's here, he's not really here.

Oh, ce drãguþ!

- You like this skirt. - It's not a skirt, it's a kilt.

he's dead.

We will suffer, they will massacre us.

The British Secret Service ... I'm not kidding.

If you don't go to the pyramids, the pyramids come to you.

What did he say?

Vivienne doesn't come to class anymore?

Vivienne's class will go.

From Napoleon to quote?

No, from me.

Boulard?

Boulard?

Napolochon?

Hey, Napolochon, are you visiting me at the "cachou"?

- Where is she? - Which one?

She. One word to get you out of here.

I'm not telling you anything. I don't set foot here anyway .

Neither U.S. You got it.

"Aren't you going to miss classes?" "That's exactly what I'm going to do."

Where is she? Where is he hiding?

He's not hiding. And London. She's doing well. I won't tell you anything else.

"She's doing well," but how naive you are!

I understand you. Would you rather not imagine what's worse?

The worst what?

Your Vivienne, alone on the streets of London, the city of serial killers ?

Killers.

You can meet the wrong people,

And you end up killed by a Jack the Ripper,

but it's OK.

This is nonsense!

Didn't he die?

You confuse him with Voldemort, you little fool!

- Goodbye. - Polochon, wait.

- I'm listening. - Get us out of here.

Which "us"?

- Me and the skeleton. - Ah, yes.

For Rousseau, he is free only he who acts without need.

If you drink when you are thirsty, you are not free to drink.

But if you want to drink when you're not thirsty enough to feel like drinking,

then you will drink freely.

My father pays £ 50,000 a year

for his son to catch up with some old punk ?

"They're going to hang us!" - Your friend didn't understand anything.

He can refuse to be freed.

It's great! It's like a homework course.

No, miss! The hour is not over yet!

Piss off! (= Leave me alone!)

Good game. Your plan goes smoothly.

Ah...

Follow me! Follow me!

Everywhere, the Thames.

Repeat after me. Thames.

- Thames. - It's not called the Thames.

Ci Thames.

so, inside me, (= so, inside me)

the Tupperware Bridge.

- Tupperware Bridge. - E Tower Bridge!

A walk, okay, ma'am. But we know London.

I agree.

Aºa. Behind me, St. Poule Cathedral . (= hen)

- Cathedral! - Cathedral!

Dad will crucify her, what a huge pumpkin she is!

- Who said that? - Oh ...

You're talking cu mine?

You're talking cu mine?

Then you're dead. Dead!

- Oh my God! - Girls, come on!

On top of happiness,

Piccadilly Circus, Big Benjamin,

Madame "Tussauce".

Wait a minute, because ...

SECRET SERVICE

Churchill?

Churchill!

Hello, Mrs. Johns.

Hi, Churchill ... It doesn't matter.

- The French teachers ... - In French, Edward, please.

The French teachers have ... disappeared.

- How? - The students have ... disappeared.

Not!

Vivienne h⺠dispãrut.

- Shit! "In French, Mrs. Johns!"

- Rahat! - Correct!

If the intelligence finds out, I messed it up.

Miss Johns?

- !t! - We're dead.

We are dead.

- Oh... - Miss Johns?

TOMORROW, FEBRUARY 3, THE LONG- TERMED INAUGURATION

We are dead.

let's go!

Settle in, bad band.

Come here, beetle with glasses.

You can sit down.

Yes? This is not your place.

Don't keep shaking! Do you want to kill us or what?

Are you ok

So here's a young trout.

I put it in liquid nitrogen.

I count to three. One two...

It should explode now.

And now ...

You think the poor creature is dead, that I'm a monster.

Yes!

The liquid will catch fire. Let's run, we'll all die.

What do you say?

There's a trick in the middle.

For 2 years, he had no experience.

What is the use of cryogenicizing a trout?

It's very useful.

Be careful there!

The idiots go too.

On the one hand!

Help me! We throw it in the aquarium.

Boulard, go get some water!

Hurry up!

Rowan!

Congratulations, Boulard. I'll give you a 20/20. (= note 10)

The theater actor

it has the chance to live things you don't live in real life.

And today I will teach you to kiss.

Oh...

I need a volunteer.

Boulard! Boulard!

Come to me.

- me? - No, No, No!

No way!

You need to know one thing.

For a kiss at the theater, do not use

neither tongue nor lips.

Loser! (=Ratatule!)

Who wants to try Boulard?

Me! me! me!

- her. her. - No no. Sit down.

Rebecca, vino.

Oh, no!

I'll shoot you, blonde!

Don't worry, you're too happy!

That's it, let's get started. French kiss.

English kiss.

He was on time and even participated. Bravo, Boulard!

Ah! He was about to cut my tongue in two!

At least you were bilingual!

I didn't understand.

Look, try to do it. Oh, that's good.

We push them. Here, super.

All right, all right, bravo, my dear.

Now, I want to make a horse with handles ...

but we have no horse.

But you have a trash can, so ...

Hey! Vivienne!

We're waiting for you, don't you want to come pony?

Jump on him first.

Okay, you're getting down.

You contract your buttocks. You're on your thighs.

And then, ischio. Hop!

There you are the hottest. Yes?

We will directly attack the course.

Oh, my God!

She's a bean. I protein, what more!

You wake up in the morning. You want to play rugby.

You have no ball, no field, no goal .

- What are you doing? - You go home.

What are you telling? Nonsense.

You're not going home.

I'll explain. The land is here.

Good. Don't you have gates? Where are the gates?

I'm here. Yes? Where is the ball?

Is here! Wild spirit. Everything is here.

We, in high school, do rowing, not rugby.

I agree.

I agree. Fear not, Totally Spies , you will have rowing too!

Hey, Bollywood, shut up.

Pumpkin band, are you calm? We're attacking. ...

I'm taking my bag. What do I get out of it?

- "A hand"! - A hand? Be serious, Justin Bieber!

I won't say it again, it's a ball!

And yes, the rugby ball.

We attack directly.

Electronic pipe. Less dangerous.

- Take the ball! - But there's no ball!

Come on, pile there!

Sounds happy, doesn't it?

These diseases are a contagious disease.

Come on! Push!

Push!

Continuãm.

Candle!

Player change!

Oh no! No, the ball!

Oh, the idiot!

Look!

The ball is dead, you idiot!

What idiot? I only see one here!

- Stop it, okay? - Hey!

Pause, boys.

Good. Beautiful spirit, Vivienne.

Boulard.

Tell me, what other reason for relief do you find?

You know very well, sir.

Solar energy hit me in the head.

Ah, yes, it's hot.

- Do we keep walking because of her? - Whose? Vivienne's?

He doesn't like classes because he doesn't like school.

So we drop out of school and keep our classes.

Do you realize what we are enduring because of you?

Vivienne! Nobody loves you! You have no friends!

Shall I give him a head in the mouth?

It's not in the spirit of rugby.

Plating, yes.

"I'll tell you, Dad!" - All right, Boulard.

Haideþi!

Haideþi!

Women and children first.

Women and children first!

Come on, girls.

Cross over!

Before!

Forward, forward!

We are cold, Your Majesty!

It was -30 degrees in Belarus. Cross this river.

Berezina is our only chance!

He's right, Mr. Napolochon.

We're moving forward! We are surrounded by Russians!

The soldiers refuse to follow me!

Harassed on all sides,

Napoleon's army retreats.

Yes, but we are only harassed on one side.

It's true for you, Rowan!

I do not tread on sloiuri!

When I tell my father ...

Oh, shit, look how we're late.

- Mrs. Polochon! - Mrs. Polochon!

Quick, we must save Private Rowan!

Well done, Private Boulard.

Desert, Your Majesty!

Soldier, I'm proud of you.

You stand up against the unacceptable. That's what you need!

It's a lesson you'll remember.

I didn't understand.

I love this game, Your Majesty.

It's not a game. And History.

Then I love History.

Long live the Emperor!

Long live the Emperor!

Hello! Hello, good morning!

Miss Johns on the machine. I'll leave you a message.

I know you're an hour away

Right now, but I wanted you to know

that the students' parents were warned.

You're causing me more and more pain in my back,

to that hole between the buttocks.

I'd like to know what time it is

You will bring the kids, that is, shit in the rain that you are!

And ... don't forget Vivienne.

OK. Thank you, big kiss.

"These professionals are crazy!" - Yes.

- They are sick. - Grav.

No geniuses!

And you contracted the virus?

The virus?

Do you know what he prepared for us this time?

I have no idea. Tirocu never disappoints you.

.

Come on! Come on, come on!

You have one hour to take this test.

George...

Lisa...

I already gave him the grade. I don't need your work anymore.

Camilla.

Rowan.

I have no mistake and you give me 8?

That was exactly the question asked.

You have to make as many mistakes as the grade needs to be.

Original system, it took me 20!

Boulard.

Did you give me 5?

- I won't find 5 answers. - He would double his average. It's worth it, Boulard!

Come on. A 3 And let's not talk anymore.

Victor.

- You were right. - For what?

I wouldn't want to miss the moment.

Haideþi!

I finished. Now what are we doing?

Ne destindem!

We take a deep breath.

We leave little time for ourselves. We do what we want.

- Is it an exercise? - Exactly.

- Boulard! Boulard! - No no no!

Are you crazy? We go home and work!

Rowan, you didn't understand anything in this exercise.

We work! We work! We work!

And me? How much did I get for something I didn't do?

I want to do it. I need notes too.

- Your feet. - What about my feet?

You have not optimized their position in relation to the angle of your body.

You lose considerable energy.

Private.

It's a trapeze. A, B, C, D, E. This is the position of your feet.

Energy expended to stand

depends on the area of ​​the trapezoid. AREA

There it is. If the area is optimal, the energy spent will be minimal.

- So what? - So ...

Removes AB and CD. Look at the drawing.

Reduce the ACD angle. Reduce it even harder.

There it is!

- Simþi? - Gives!

Long live mathematics!

(CQFD=what needed to be proved)

Do you have any other useless things to teach me?

Hei! Hei! Boulard!

Your girlfriend left with Tirocu!

It is tough.

It's very cool.

Patch, though.

- What happened to your face ? "What about my face ?"

Super cute your tattoo artist. Here's what I asked for!

Rock'n'roll!

Very nice.

In your opinion, what should I finish: my studies or my rock opera?

Studies. I didn't get a chance to really start them,

you can finish them. You worry about your musical,

Your final song, your charming prince ... I'll see what I can do.

If I get my degree ...

maybe "we don't see each other anymore."

Nonsense, as I see it! One: you are not French,

And two: well no! I have friends who took the ferry!

My friend was even getting a Sufficient. To see that I'm not racist.

Take your things, we're going back to Footloose .

Boulard ... I'm the queen's niece.

Don't you have another better joke? She's old!

- "My grandmother is the queen of England"! - Yes, it's exactly like I told you.

I swear to you, Boulard. Do you know what a dynasty is?

For you, those like you lose the 250-year-old ferry.

It's the same with us. But we run the Commonwealth.

Twice the same joke. Anyway, I didn't understand anything.

Nothing works.

- Didn't he come back with you? - No, he's gone.

- I could get the victory. - I did what I could.

One, two ... One, two ...

Ladies and gentlemen...

You had a mission

And you failed miserably.

Vivienne didn't learn anything, and she never set foot in the school of ...

- The others have learned a lot. - They've exceeded their limits.

They are excellent in English.

The students have parents. And you know what? .

Because Haorwthfulss has never known such a disaster.

"Disaster" means "disastrous."

Look at Churchill.

It's well done, though.

A paperweight this May.

You are next. You, your, you, your,

You and you

"Profs" save the Queen.

Wait, ma'am!

Excellent.

Two floors for a suicide ... enough?

- How heavy are you? - 108 pfunzi. I lost a lot of weight.

- Frankly, you can't see. - Not.

- Perfect. - Hop! D-nã Johns!

CQFD?

Authors of the seventeenth century

- Yes. - "... where the whole yard was with her.

"Mr. de Clèves appeared as usual.

"He was so full of wit ..."

Hey, kids, as soon as I shoot ...

Oh gosh! Come on, get started!

Vâsliþi, haideþi!

Joe the Indian in the fridge! Get your shit out of your ass!

Rowing, what the hell!

And don't give up! Just row!

Vivienne, and bine!

And good, Vivienne!

Hi! Hi! Hi!

Okay, let's move on.

Vivienne won!

- Not! - Bravo!

Fight how Joan of Arc beat the English when she drove them out of France!

Vivienne is like Ioana d'Arc.

She's like a virgin.

.

12 mistakes in one sentence!

- Revenge! "Death to the French!"

What's this noise?

Take your briefs!

This allows the power supply ...

- Smoke. - No, never in class.

No, no.

- We need to call the police! - Not!

Miss Hamilton is working. We let her work.

Oh...

Boulard... My Boulard...

Oh gosh...

You have a lot of stuff on your face.

You have to sleep, Ugly Betty.

You're prettier in the dark.

Oh, my dog!

Am I taking you somewhere, miss?

Beyond, it's the "analgesic" ocean.

Okay, I get it.

Testing, one, two, three.

One, two, three.

- One... two... - sorry?

As a sign of gratitude.

"My boxwood!" - Yes, I know. With pleasure.

I had a great year. I even liked the "cachou".

Even you, at first I found you stiff, old,

sometimes even ugly ..

All this is prejudice. When I see you today ...

- You're great. - And you're expelled.

Yes, but not immediately. There's another graduation ceremony.

But what diploma, Boulard?

Don't you think you'll get one too?

I? Certainly not. It would be too much shame.

- No, what about Vivienne? I can't help but ... - Forget it. It's not Vivienne anymore.

She's the queen's niece.

Joke already used twice. Stop, it doesn't work anymore.

Have you ever seen me joke, Boulard?

Vivienne ... queen ...

And Boulard ... king?

Not. Vivienne queen, and Boulard ºomer.

And at your house. Far away. Far away.

"Is that what Vivienne really wants?" "It doesn't matter what she wants."

It's her destiny. You'll see her again,

your Vivienne, on TV, in an imposing path.

On the arm of a tall blond.

It's unpleasant, isn't it? And "naºpa".

- Bye, Boulard! - Toodledoo!

Hei! Salam alleikum!

I don't know what's this, you know, on the first note.

OK, try it!

We did it! We did it!!

- Yes! "I did more than I did!"

More than perfect!

And the winner is...

THE BEST PROFESSORS IN THE WORLD!

Actually...

I came across Boulard with a suitcase in his hand.

Looks like he pointed his finger at me.

Did he leave without thanking us?

Thanks to us for ...

- What? - Well, ...

A...

It's nothing.

Boulard? You repeated a battle, but you did not lose the war.

Diplomas are counterfeit.

- Even I ... Do you think I have? - Not!

You have a lot of great high schools to discover, Boulard.

What you take with you matters.

You didn't understand anything.

My be fâlfâie de diploma!

I trusted you and you betrayed me.

You did not come for the students, nor for me.

Not even for Vivienne who didn't ask for anything!

You betrayed me, lied to me, "underestimated" me.

You used me. You disgust me.

Take a look.

Because of you, she will be forced to live in a palace all her life.

Buckingham Dallas, a fearless world.

The music world is losing a huge star.

And me...

I wake up a widower.

Gloups.

It was beautiful. Lyrically but directly, short sentences ... very touching.

I was about to kiss him on the mouth.

He will not be invited to the graduation ceremony.

We will drink well, we will eat well ...

Is right. We are nothing.

- Did I do wrong by trying to do good? - That's the idea.

Stay still: I 'll hurry and bring him back to you.

Come back, Boulard!

- Fast and Furious, s'il vous please! - What?

An impact!

Are you leaving me alone? Don't you understand? It's too late!

- I have nothing. - She will receive her diploma,

and I take my shovel to play in the sand!

Well done, you won!

I lost her.

My backpack! Not!

I'm venerable! You all worship me!

Boulard! Do you want that little girl?

I have a plan.

We still have 4 hours 27 until the diplomas are handed out.

You'll have to be good, Boulard.

Boulard...

- We only have 4:27 to ... - You already said that.

For the first time since the creation of Haorwthfulss,

23 students out of 24 graduated

without honors.

Olivia Burns, no honors.

Anastasia McAllister, no honors.

Rowan Connard, no honors.

Would you stop it!

For the first time since 1536,

a student increased her average by ten ...

- Ladies and gentlemen, - Ladies and gentlemen,

Leþ me introduce you...

Let me introduce myself to you.

Her majesty, the Queen!

Her Majesty the Queen.

For the first time, a student increased her average tenfold.

Your niece

My dear,

receiving this diploma,

you also receive the title

the princess

of the United Kingdom ...

Haide! Haide!

Save the queen! Go! Go!

Vivienne ... Excuse me ...

- Leþ him go. - Aº you wish, Madam.

Vivienne...

Before "wearing" the crown forever,

to know one thing.

But first, know something else.

Tree, five...

As a child, I didn't understand anything

In the land of frogs, I'm a beast

When I count 2 + 2

I still think he does 22

We landed on an island full of English

And beans

Everyone found me suspicious

- They threw you - at the "cachou"!

I'm your prince, princess

I'm your prince, princess!

It's my final song that I was missing!

Let me, princess, let me touch your buttocks!

All I want is a kiss

Dar tu nu vrei , iar eu: S'il vous please!

I'd like you to say I'm cool

After this year at Haorwthfulss!

Stop making fun of yourself! I can speak English

If you want I have ....

Yes it is me, with my luck,

Rock'n'roll

I'm your prince, princess!

I'm your prince, princess!

I'm your prince, princess

Let me touch your buttocks!

I'm your prince, princess

I'm your prince, princess

I'm your prince, princess!

Let me touch your buttocks!

To learn means to learn to be free.

To be free to learn also means to be free not to learn.

I learned freely.

Not for a medal. Not for a crown.

And not for a piece of paper.

Rock'n'roll!

Your Majesty...

What are you doing?

10 ore de "cachou", 12 ore de "cachou"!

Rupe-o!

I'm telling you your mother!

8 ore de "cach..."

What's the second thing?

It's your fault,

The kingdom has lost a princess.

But thanks to you, my niece was saved.

And the Kingdom too.

She would have been a terrible queen.

That is why I have the pleasure of ennobling you.

Here you are, for eternity

knights of the United Kingdom.

Chting, chting... gloups...

Frogs..

For your husband

- That way, he will never play again. - Here.

Long live free Quebec!

Excuse me, reflex.

Thank you, Doudou! It's great.

Antoine Polochon!

Do you have a weakness for the unfinished Napoleon?

He would be proud of you.

In your own way, you conquered England.

Bravo, Polochon.

- A little selfie, everyone? - Yes!

Cheese!

Cheese.

My girls, teachers of life and love ...