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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:38,604 --> 00:00:42,007 Like, wow. Like, crap. Last year I was a high school brat. 2 00:00:42,009 --> 00:00:45,310 But now I'm here. Hope I'm the one you pick to cheer! 3 00:00:45,312 --> 00:00:48,079 Fantastic! I'm sorry. What? 4 00:00:48,081 --> 00:00:51,750 Oh, nothing. Don't let me slow you down. It's just� Well, you're a surprise. 5 00:00:51,752 --> 00:00:54,319 How do you mean? You have great spirit. 6 00:00:54,321 --> 00:00:56,888 But just a tad more volume, if you would. 7 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:59,691 I apologize. Continue. 8 00:00:59,693 --> 00:01:03,295 Like, whoo. Like, whee. I'm at the university. 9 00:01:03,297 --> 00:01:06,998 I'm psyched. I'm here. Hope I'm the one you choose to cheer. 10 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:11,269 I yell real loud and make the Stingers super proud! 11 00:01:11,805 --> 00:01:16,908 My dear, you are wonderful� cheer genius personified. 12 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:18,677 A real individual. 13 00:01:20,012 --> 00:01:22,247 I'm joking, you spaz! 14 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:24,683 Pardon me? That was a cheer? 15 00:01:24,685 --> 00:01:29,154 That was the most boring, unoriginal, biggest piece of crap I've ever seen! 16 00:01:29,156 --> 00:01:31,156 You suck! 17 00:01:40,633 --> 00:01:43,868 Mom, where are we? Where are you, dear? 18 00:01:43,870 --> 00:01:47,339 You finally made it. You're in college. 19 00:01:51,911 --> 00:01:53,244 Oh, man! 20 00:01:54,848 --> 00:01:58,950 C-Come on The big game is just about rockin' 21 00:02:14,001 --> 00:02:17,202 Hi. Can you guys tell me how to get to Bancroft Hall? 22 00:02:17,204 --> 00:02:20,105 Hi. Can you tell me how to get to� 23 00:02:20,107 --> 00:02:21,973 Hi, girls. Can you guys tell me how to get to Bancroft� 24 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:24,342 Excuse me! 25 00:02:24,344 --> 00:02:26,678 Hi. It's where some of the cheerleaders are staying. 26 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:28,880 Um, I'm trying out for the team. 27 00:02:28,882 --> 00:02:30,982 You girls don't cheer, do you? 28 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:33,985 First of all, it's women, not girls. 29 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:37,255 Oh. Second, um, we do neo-modern ballet. 30 00:02:37,257 --> 00:02:39,924 We don't wave pom-poms. 31 00:02:39,926 --> 00:02:43,128 And third, we can't direct you to Bancroft Hall, 32 00:02:43,130 --> 00:02:46,765 because Nathaniel Bancroft was a slave owner and an imperialist! 33 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:51,670 Okay. Thanks. 34 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:53,138 Appreciate it. 35 00:02:53,140 --> 00:02:55,907 You're not giving up already, are you? Monica! 36 00:02:59,146 --> 00:03:01,146 First day of college, I'm already saving my roommate. 37 00:03:01,148 --> 00:03:03,748 You did not have to save me. I have been saving� 38 00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:05,316 your butt ever since cheerleader camp. 39 00:03:05,318 --> 00:03:06,751 Have not! 40 00:03:06,753 --> 00:03:09,287 Really? I remember a time� 41 00:03:09,289 --> 00:03:12,057 a spotter was out of position and one of our cheerleaders� 42 00:03:12,059 --> 00:03:14,092 was gonna do a face-plant. 43 00:03:14,094 --> 00:03:16,728 Who was that cheerleader again? Okay. Okay. I get it. 44 00:03:16,730 --> 00:03:19,397 I think the score is Monica, two. Whittier, zero. 45 00:03:19,399 --> 00:03:22,000 And� Bancroft Hall is this way. 46 00:03:22,002 --> 00:03:24,869 Did you know that Nathaniel Bancroft was a slave owner� 47 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:28,039 and an imperialist? Our room has a ceiling fan. 48 00:03:29,241 --> 00:03:33,044 As well as paint balloons, panty trees, 49 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:36,347 super-gluing faculty doors, releasing lab animals� 50 00:03:36,349 --> 00:03:40,118 and most important, I'd like to remind you� 51 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:42,053 that if you must� 52 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:43,722 urinate, 53 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:47,459 please� do it in a toilet. 54 00:03:47,461 --> 00:03:51,730 Do not� I repeat� Do not urinate� 55 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:54,933 on an original manuscript of The Canterbury Tales� 56 00:03:54,935 --> 00:03:57,802 located in the school library. 57 00:03:57,804 --> 00:04:00,071 You writing this down? You'd think I wouldn't have to say that. 58 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:02,941 The Nutcracker is a patriarchal ballet. 59 00:04:02,943 --> 00:04:06,478 Okay? The only good thing in The Nutcracker are the rats, and they die. 60 00:04:10,182 --> 00:04:14,385 Shakespeare. Hamlet? 61 00:04:14,387 --> 00:04:16,988 "Euripidie�" Euri� Eur� 62 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:23,828 Lastly, we hope you take advantage of the many extracurriculars� 63 00:04:23,830 --> 00:04:25,363 here at the university. 64 00:04:25,365 --> 00:04:28,199 Although I must report we've had to cut funding� 65 00:04:28,201 --> 00:04:31,302 to some of the more non-essential programs� 66 00:04:31,304 --> 00:04:34,773 on campus such as the martial arts club, 67 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:38,009 the ballet society� Wha� 68 00:04:38,011 --> 00:04:40,445 and the entire musical theater department. 69 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:48,219 Fortunately, we haven't had to cut any money from our two prized programs� 70 00:04:48,221 --> 00:04:50,922 the football team� That's right! 71 00:04:51,924 --> 00:04:55,393 Yeah! And� your seven-time� 72 00:04:55,395 --> 00:04:59,931 defending collegiate champion Stinger cheerleading squad! 73 00:04:59,933 --> 00:05:01,800 Yea! Let's hear it for our heroes! 74 00:05:15,347 --> 00:05:18,449 Tina! Tina! Tina! Tina! 75 00:05:18,451 --> 00:05:22,320 Tina! Tina! Tina! Tina! 76 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:27,859 Tina! Tina! Tina! Tina! 77 00:05:27,861 --> 00:05:30,328 Hey, everybody! I'm Tina Hammersmith! 78 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:34,399 Y'all ready to rock the body electric? 79 00:05:34,401 --> 00:05:38,269 Ahhh! Let's get this party started! 80 00:05:38,271 --> 00:05:40,205 Five, six, seven, eight! 81 00:06:12,338 --> 00:06:14,005 Whoo! 82 00:06:17,243 --> 00:06:20,945 Yeah! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! You go, girl! 83 00:06:20,947 --> 00:06:22,881 Two, three, four� 84 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:26,417 Stingers in the house! We're on the attack! 85 00:06:26,419 --> 00:06:29,053 That's right! Got no extra fat! 86 00:06:29,055 --> 00:06:31,256 We don't eat Big Macs! It's gross! 87 00:06:31,258 --> 00:06:35,159 - Step to us! You might get smacked! - Whacked! 88 00:06:35,161 --> 00:06:38,630 We got more game than the man they call Shaq! 89 00:06:38,632 --> 00:06:42,667 The moonwalk! The twist! The shake and bake! The what? 90 00:06:42,669 --> 00:06:46,070 We can do it all right here at State! 91 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:49,340 Strap yourself in so your mind won't blow! 92 00:06:49,342 --> 00:06:52,610 Sit back, relax and enjoy the show! 93 00:06:58,951 --> 00:07:01,119 What's wrong with you people? Stop it! 94 00:07:06,191 --> 00:07:07,692 Yeah! Stingers! 95 00:07:07,694 --> 00:07:10,995 This is terrible. What do you mean "terrible"? 96 00:07:10,997 --> 00:07:14,399 They're perfect. I know. That's what's terrible. 97 00:07:14,401 --> 00:07:16,434 They are perfect. 98 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:20,338 Speaking of perfect. You ever checked out your own ass? 99 00:07:20,340 --> 00:07:22,240 Whoa! Gross! 100 00:07:22,242 --> 00:07:25,143 Just pay him no mind. No. No. I think we should pay him mind. 101 00:07:25,145 --> 00:07:28,479 I mean, this� this man has a lot to say. I do. 102 00:07:28,481 --> 00:07:31,082 I have a lot to say. He's a unique individual. 103 00:07:31,084 --> 00:07:34,519 Very unique individual. With his own thoughts and ideas. 104 00:07:34,521 --> 00:07:37,388 My own thoughts. My own ideas. 105 00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:40,124 Who would never make a fool of himself. Never ever� 106 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:43,328 make a fool of myself. Even if he was blindly mimicking whatever I said. 107 00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:45,196 Even if I was blindly� 108 00:07:48,667 --> 00:07:52,003 Hey, punk. Be watchin' you. 109 00:07:54,239 --> 00:07:55,707 Smart guy. 110 00:07:57,409 --> 00:07:59,677 Thank you. No problem. 111 00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:10,521 Belly ring? No belly ring? 112 00:08:10,523 --> 00:08:12,690 It's a cheerleading tryout. They're going to be looking at your moves, 113 00:08:12,692 --> 00:08:15,159 not your body jewelry. Oh, I know. 114 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:18,062 But here's my theory: if they concentrate on my belly, 115 00:08:18,064 --> 00:08:20,498 they won't recognize if I mess up on my back handsprings. 116 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:23,701 Whit, you're not gonna mess up. I've seen your cheer skills. 117 00:08:23,703 --> 00:08:25,603 They're for real. 118 00:08:25,605 --> 00:08:27,505 Maybe for high school, but this is college. 119 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,674 And in college you have to be the poo. 120 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:33,077 Well, that shaggy boy at orientation sure thought you were the poo. 121 00:08:33,079 --> 00:08:36,514 He was all on you like ugly on an Osbourne. 122 00:08:37,282 --> 00:08:38,716 Him? 123 00:08:40,552 --> 00:08:41,753 You think? 124 00:08:43,422 --> 00:08:44,555 He did smile at me. 125 00:08:44,557 --> 00:08:47,091 Mm-hmm. 126 00:08:47,093 --> 00:08:50,328 But I can't lose my concentration. I've really got to focus on tomorrow. 127 00:08:50,330 --> 00:08:52,430 I got to work on my cheer moves. Hit it, girl. 128 00:09:04,643 --> 00:09:08,146 Before we begin, I want you to know that just by trying out today, 129 00:09:08,148 --> 00:09:10,615 you're already a winner. 130 00:09:10,617 --> 00:09:13,217 Unless, of course, you get cut. In which case, 131 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:15,286 technically you're a loser. 132 00:09:16,188 --> 00:09:18,656 So, go for it. 133 00:09:18,658 --> 00:09:20,425 Okay, I'll start with a simple aerial. 134 00:09:20,427 --> 00:09:24,529 No, I was thinking more of a front handspring, 135 00:09:24,531 --> 00:09:27,065 back handspring, front handspring, 136 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:29,467 back handspring, back handspring, 137 00:09:29,469 --> 00:09:31,836 front handspring, back handspring� 138 00:09:31,838 --> 00:09:36,507 Okay! Give me an "S-S." Give me a "T-R." Err! 139 00:10:10,175 --> 00:10:13,311 That was awesome. So, do you got any good cheers? 140 00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:15,746 I got something for ya. I got a little shout out. You got a what? 141 00:10:15,748 --> 00:10:20,184 I got to give a shout out to all my people, baby! Whoo! 142 00:10:20,186 --> 00:10:22,720 I'm flossin'! You can't see me. I got the ice. 143 00:10:22,722 --> 00:10:25,356 It's just blindin' ya! Peace, and I'm out! 144 00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:29,260 Back handspring, front handspring, cartwheel, back handspring, cartwheel� 145 00:10:44,176 --> 00:10:46,844 Give me an "S-S". Give me a "T-R". 146 00:10:46,846 --> 00:10:49,914 I just screwed up again! Dang it! I can't believe it! No! 147 00:10:49,916 --> 00:10:53,784 Just kill me right now! Bam! Haha! Please? 148 00:10:53,786 --> 00:10:57,855 Front handspring, cartwheel, back handspring, back handspring, cartwheel� 149 00:10:57,857 --> 00:10:59,323 Ooh. 150 00:11:01,660 --> 00:11:03,828 Ohh, yeah! Oh, my God. 151 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,296 Thanks for coming. 152 00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:15,306 And lastly, Smith, comma, Whittier. 153 00:11:15,741 --> 00:11:18,709 Okay. So� Wait. 154 00:11:18,711 --> 00:11:20,378 What is it? That thing. 155 00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:23,281 That shiny offensive thing� midsection. 156 00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:25,716 Oh, that's my belly ring. Lose it immediately. 157 00:11:26,485 --> 00:11:28,920 Okay. Sorry. 158 00:11:38,665 --> 00:11:39,630 Okay. 159 00:11:42,434 --> 00:11:44,368 Um. 160 00:11:45,804 --> 00:11:48,206 Okay. Are you ready? How about, are you ready? 161 00:11:50,776 --> 00:11:52,376 I think so. 162 00:11:53,512 --> 00:11:55,379 Here I go! Hit it! 163 00:12:14,733 --> 00:12:17,401 How's that? Thank you. 164 00:12:26,945 --> 00:12:29,447 - Sheila. - Too fat. 165 00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:30,915 Kenny. Too dorky. 166 00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:33,517 - Brenda. - Psycho! 167 00:12:33,519 --> 00:12:35,653 Cindy. Snaggletooth. 168 00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:37,288 Carol-Ann. Eczema. 169 00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:38,356 It's called lotion. 170 00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:40,024 Theo. Too gay! 171 00:12:40,026 --> 00:12:43,261 Patrick? Not gay enough. 172 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,363 And finally, Whittier. 173 00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:51,902 She's okay. Okay? Marni, she's future head cheerleader material. 174 00:12:51,904 --> 00:12:56,641 Memo, pink ink, we already have our future head cheerleader. Hi. 175 00:12:56,643 --> 00:12:59,310 The only difference being, she's cute. 176 00:13:00,545 --> 00:13:03,948 Yeah, she's cute the way a smushed-up bug is cute. 177 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:06,851 Oh, and excuse me. Did you see her blond hair? 178 00:13:06,853 --> 00:13:09,487 So fake! 179 00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:12,523 Well, if that's not the pot calling the kettle blond. 180 00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:16,427 Ohh! I was� I was born with dark roots. 181 00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:18,429 Mm-hmm. 182 00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:18,929 Well, anyway, I'd be all over her. 183 00:13:23,902 --> 00:13:26,637 You know, if she had a schwinger. Maybe she does. 184 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,706 Enough! 185 00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:32,543 You two bitches can catfight all night, but I'm the one that makes the decisions. 186 00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:35,012 Until I do� you're dismissed. 187 00:13:36,648 --> 00:13:38,449 Leave me. 188 00:13:41,053 --> 00:13:42,853 Ow! 189 00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:52,830 No time for rest, cherub. Dean Sebastian. 190 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:56,000 I didn't know you were here. I've been here six hours. 191 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:59,603 Saw every last peppy pigtail that passed through this place. 192 00:13:59,605 --> 00:14:01,806 Pretty ugly, huh? Some were ugly. 193 00:14:02,441 --> 00:14:04,075 Some were hideous. 194 00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:07,078 While others were sublime. 195 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,914 I'm talking about State's next head cheerleader. 196 00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:13,451 Smith, comma, Whittier. 197 00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:15,720 Whittier can't be head cheerleader next year. 198 00:14:15,722 --> 00:14:18,689 She's just a freshman. She's just good is what she is. 199 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,958 But the head cheerleader spot is reserved for Marni. 200 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:24,428 Tina! The State cheerleading squad has won� 201 00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:27,098 seven consecutive national titles, 202 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,767 which over that time has tripled alumni donations� 203 00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:32,536 and allowed me the life to which I am accustomed. 204 00:14:33,705 --> 00:14:37,375 Just last year, I upgraded� 205 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,944 from an '88 Jetta to a 2003 Passat. 206 00:14:39,946 --> 00:14:42,446 Wow. I'm not about to throw all that away� 207 00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:46,117 over some brown-nosing mediocrity named Marni. 208 00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:50,421 Whittier might have what it takes, but she's awfully raw. 209 00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:53,858 That, dear, is why you must mold her. 210 00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:56,994 Shape her. Twist her like Silly Putty. 211 00:14:58,430 --> 00:15:00,798 If you make her half as great as you are, 212 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:03,601 the national title will stay here for years to come. 213 00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:07,571 Remember the school motto� Whatever it takes. 214 00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,507 I can't hear you. 215 00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:10,741 Whatever it takes! 216 00:15:18,850 --> 00:15:19,950 Welcome to the team. 217 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:22,553 Welcome to the team. 218 00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:26,857 Welcome to the� Oh, uh, this is a size four. 219 00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:28,993 Is that gonna be too small for you? Kidding! 220 00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:30,828 Kidding! Get outta here. 221 00:15:32,731 --> 00:15:34,198 Welcome to the team. 222 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,466 Wait! This isn't a uniform. 223 00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:36,767 These are towels. 224 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,869 You're very perceptive, aren't you? 225 00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:41,505 But aren't I on the team? 226 00:15:41,507 --> 00:15:43,541 Of course you're on the team. As a towel girl. 227 00:15:44,075 --> 00:15:45,843 It's an honor. 228 00:15:46,778 --> 00:15:48,446 How is it an honor? 229 00:15:50,082 --> 00:15:54,452 Say there is no towel girl. Say Greg hoists Tina up into a cupie, 230 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:58,189 and there is no one to towel off his sweaty hands. 231 00:15:58,191 --> 00:16:01,625 Tina slips. Tina falls and� and lands on her spinal cord, 232 00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:05,029 and she spends the rest of her life doing watercolors with her teeth. 233 00:16:06,898 --> 00:16:08,833 Do you want that to happen? 234 00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:10,034 I guess not. 235 00:16:10,036 --> 00:16:11,235 Hmm. 236 00:16:12,804 --> 00:16:14,004 I didn't think so. 237 00:16:17,109 --> 00:16:18,843 Man, these colors are hype! 238 00:16:18,845 --> 00:16:20,845 I am never taking this off. 239 00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:22,947 Even after you're dead in the ground? Totally. 240 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:27,651 Congratulations, my little pumpkins. 241 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:32,156 You have now joined the best of the best of the best. 242 00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:35,025 Here's Marni with some light reading. 243 00:16:35,027 --> 00:16:38,562 Now, study those rule books and wear those uniforms with pride. 244 00:16:39,598 --> 00:16:42,733 People have given their ankles, 245 00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:46,570 ligaments, collarbones� 246 00:16:46,572 --> 00:16:50,875 in service to those very uniforms you have on your taut little bodies. 247 00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:54,712 'Cause from here on out you must be the "bomb diggity." 248 00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:57,681 You must eat leaner, train meaner, jump higher, 249 00:16:57,683 --> 00:17:01,151 yell louder and out-pep anyone who stands in your way. 250 00:17:01,153 --> 00:17:04,788 You must brush better, floss better, lather, rinse and repeat better� 251 00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:08,692 In other words, you must be better in every aspect of your life. 252 00:17:09,961 --> 00:17:11,562 Are you ready for all that? 253 00:17:13,732 --> 00:17:14,932 Whittier? 254 00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:16,800 Uh. Uh. Uh� 255 00:17:29,681 --> 00:17:31,649 I'm gonna catch you guys later. All right. 256 00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:34,118 Is� 257 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:35,653 Is everything okay up there? 258 00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,922 Again. Four, five, six, seven, eight. 259 00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:39,657 Is everything okay up there? 260 00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:45,062 Hey, you're the orientation guy! 261 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,164 Yeah, Orientation Guy is my given name. 262 00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:48,732 But, um, it's not my real name. 263 00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:50,067 My friends call me Derek. 264 00:17:51,036 --> 00:17:53,137 Well, hi, Derek. I'm Whittier. 265 00:17:54,673 --> 00:17:57,241 Whittier? I like it. 266 00:17:58,076 --> 00:17:59,310 It's nice. 267 00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:00,678 Thank you. 268 00:18:08,653 --> 00:18:11,221 You want to do something illegal? What? 269 00:18:11,223 --> 00:18:13,223 Do you want to do something illegal? 270 00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:14,325 Shut up! 271 00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:17,695 Uhh. Okay. 272 00:18:18,229 --> 00:18:20,230 Really? 273 00:18:20,232 --> 00:18:21,699 What kind of girl are you? 274 00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:23,367 Stop! 275 00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:30,007 Whoa! 276 00:18:32,944 --> 00:18:34,812 No way. No. 277 00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:36,847 You're a cheerleader. You get thrown three stories� 278 00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:38,115 in the air every day. 279 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,084 Tina would kill me if I sprained an ankle. 280 00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:41,952 Who's Tina? Our head cheerleader. 281 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:44,355 She's got rules against this kind of thing. It's all in the manual. 282 00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:46,757 And you've gotta follow the rules. 283 00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:48,826 Well, do you see Tina anywhere around here? 284 00:18:51,162 --> 00:18:52,796 No. 285 00:18:57,169 --> 00:18:58,802 Sorry. Are you okay? 286 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:03,741 Are we allowed to be in here? 287 00:19:04,976 --> 00:19:07,811 2:00 a.m.'s the only good time to swim. 288 00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:09,279 The rest of the time, I'm working. 289 00:19:09,281 --> 00:19:11,148 Where? 290 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:14,952 Well, I do work-study in the cafeteria. 291 00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:17,287 Part-time in an audio store. Full-time as a student. 292 00:19:17,289 --> 00:19:19,189 And the rest of the time as a mix-master. 293 00:19:19,191 --> 00:19:20,658 What's a mix-master? 294 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,259 It's a turn-tablist. 295 00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:24,128 What's a turn-tablist? 296 00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:25,029 It's a D.J. 297 00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:26,797 I knew that. 298 00:19:35,974 --> 00:19:39,209 Oh, hey. I'm not into you like that. I� 299 00:19:39,211 --> 00:19:41,779 No, I didn't� I� 300 00:19:49,721 --> 00:19:51,722 Well, then I'm leaving. I'm out. Okay. Fine. Fine. 301 00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:52,923 It's over. 302 00:19:53,992 --> 00:19:56,427 Okay. Well, okay� 303 00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:58,162 Why do you work so much? 304 00:19:58,164 --> 00:20:02,833 Because my dad wouldn't pay my tuition unless I declared premed. 305 00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:05,002 And you didn't want to be a doctor, so� 306 00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:06,003 So, I work. 307 00:20:08,940 --> 00:20:11,809 Well, you know what they say about men who work too hard. 308 00:20:14,112 --> 00:20:17,981 They become tired, boring� 309 00:20:17,983 --> 00:20:21,885 and in the process they lose all their spontaneity. 310 00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:32,262 Derek, are you tired? 311 00:20:32,264 --> 00:20:34,998 No. You're boring! 312 00:20:39,003 --> 00:20:40,170 You are boring. 313 00:20:41,106 --> 00:20:42,406 Boring, my ass! 314 00:20:56,821 --> 00:20:58,522 Whoo! 315 00:20:59,791 --> 00:21:01,525 God, you look great under water. 316 00:21:01,527 --> 00:21:03,861 Well, did I tell you I'm a cheerleader? 317 00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:07,131 Yeah. I think we covered that. 318 00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:11,301 Did we talk about your 10,000 part-time jobs? 319 00:21:11,303 --> 00:21:13,070 Yeah. I think a while back. 320 00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:14,438 Oh. 321 00:21:17,008 --> 00:21:20,511 Well, was there anything else that we needed to cover? 322 00:21:21,246 --> 00:21:23,313 Well, there was� 323 00:21:24,315 --> 00:21:25,816 one thing I wanted to� 324 00:21:36,294 --> 00:21:37,261 I gotta go. 325 00:21:37,263 --> 00:21:38,829 Wait, wait, wait. 326 00:21:38,831 --> 00:21:40,831 Don't you want to stay and, 327 00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:43,133 you know, swim a little more? 328 00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:45,502 I think my roommate might be getting worried about me. 329 00:21:45,504 --> 00:21:47,037 Why would she be worried? 330 00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:52,142 Because, you're turning me into a criminal. 331 00:21:56,548 --> 00:22:00,417 Whit� Whittier, I could get hypothermia without you here! 332 00:22:07,192 --> 00:22:09,159 And five, six, seven, eight! 333 00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:12,529 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight! 334 00:22:12,531 --> 00:22:14,932 One! Girls, put your hands on your hips. 335 00:22:16,334 --> 00:22:19,970 Suzy, how about suckin' in the arm flab? Thank you. 336 00:22:19,972 --> 00:22:23,140 Claire, sweetie, two eyebrows are better than one. 337 00:22:23,142 --> 00:22:26,210 Think I gave you the memo. Oh, my God! Monica! 338 00:22:26,212 --> 00:22:29,613 Time for some damage control on that ass! 339 00:22:29,615 --> 00:22:31,548 For a minute there, I thought I was looking at a Hefty Bag 340 00:22:31,550 --> 00:22:34,351 full of chili dogs! Ha! 341 00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:37,387 Greg! How about the happy cheer face now, huh? 342 00:22:37,389 --> 00:22:39,857 This is my happy cheer face. 343 00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:41,558 That's not a happy smile! 344 00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:43,861 That's a hate smile. 345 00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:45,028 Is it that obvious, bitch? 346 00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:46,330 All right. Pop-off on two. 347 00:22:46,332 --> 00:22:48,098 One, two and� down. 348 00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:56,206 Five, six, seven, eight! 349 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:59,376 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, again! 350 00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:02,946 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, again! 351 00:23:02,948 --> 00:23:07,451 One, two, three, four� You suck so much, I can't stand you! Again! 352 00:23:07,453 --> 00:23:10,020 Go! Faster, faster, faster, faster, faster! 353 00:23:10,022 --> 00:23:13,056 Come on, you Sasquatch! Let's go! 354 00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:15,025 Come on, Monica! Show me a herkie! Let's see it! 355 00:23:15,027 --> 00:23:16,593 Let's see it! What is that? 356 00:23:16,595 --> 00:23:19,029 Push. Push! 357 00:23:19,031 --> 00:23:20,998 This weight is a car, 358 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,433 and it is pressed on top of your mother! 359 00:23:23,435 --> 00:23:25,903 Lift it off your mom! 360 00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:28,572 Lift it off her! Lift it off her! 361 00:23:30,041 --> 00:23:32,209 Too late. She's dead. 362 00:23:32,211 --> 00:23:35,112 What is this, a bowl of Jell-O I'm looking at? 363 00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:37,447 Whit, that water is not from the French Alps! 364 00:23:37,449 --> 00:23:40,951 Down for 10� And six and seven and eight! 365 00:23:44,056 --> 00:23:47,024 You guys are looking so great today. 366 00:23:47,026 --> 00:23:49,660 I'm just kidding. You look like crap. 367 00:23:49,662 --> 00:23:53,497 All right, Monica and Whittier, get ready for a pop-off on four. 368 00:23:53,499 --> 00:23:54,932 Hey, you wanna do a cradle off the back? 369 00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:56,033 You want to? 370 00:23:56,035 --> 00:23:57,534 Yeah. 371 00:23:57,536 --> 00:24:02,072 Ready? One, two, three, four. 372 00:24:04,543 --> 00:24:07,277 What the hell was that? 373 00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:11,114 I asked for a simple pop-off! Was that a simple pop-off? 374 00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:14,151 I'm very curious to know, Monica. 375 00:24:14,153 --> 00:24:17,187 Was that or was that not a pop-off? 376 00:24:17,189 --> 00:24:19,957 Settle down, Tina. We were giving the routine a little flavor, 377 00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:22,159 a little individuality. 378 00:24:22,161 --> 00:24:27,130 A little flavor? A little individuality? 379 00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:30,534 Missy, you are no longer an individual. 380 00:24:30,536 --> 00:24:34,604 All right? You are a very small, little minute part� 381 00:24:34,606 --> 00:24:37,007 of a very big-ass machine! 382 00:24:37,009 --> 00:24:38,976 And that machine has my name on it. You got it? 383 00:24:40,745 --> 00:24:42,179 We're sorry. 384 00:24:43,147 --> 00:24:44,982 Not good enough, Whittier. 385 00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:47,451 Meet me in my office. 0800 386 00:24:49,153 --> 00:24:50,253 Is that the address? 387 00:24:54,058 --> 00:24:56,059 She's waiting for you. Come on, this way. 388 00:25:04,068 --> 00:25:06,570 Tina, I'm really sorry about what happened in practice. 389 00:25:06,572 --> 00:25:08,038 Shut the door. 390 00:25:12,677 --> 00:25:15,212 Did you know that, um, 391 00:25:15,214 --> 00:25:18,148 George W. Bush was a cheerleader in college? 392 00:25:18,150 --> 00:25:23,320 Ronald Reagan was also a cheerleader. So was Dwight D. Eisenhower. 393 00:25:23,322 --> 00:25:27,190 The three greatest presidents of the last 200 years� 394 00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:29,059 all cheerleaders. 395 00:25:29,061 --> 00:25:30,761 Was Ronald Reagan really one of the top three? 396 00:25:30,763 --> 00:25:33,230 Top 40. My point is this. 397 00:25:33,232 --> 00:25:37,067 From great cheerleaders come even greater leaders. 398 00:25:37,069 --> 00:25:39,102 You may be a great cheerleader, Whittier, 399 00:25:39,104 --> 00:25:40,404 but you are not a great leader. 400 00:25:40,406 --> 00:25:42,639 I know, and I'm really trying hard. 401 00:25:42,641 --> 00:25:45,442 See these portraits on the wall? 402 00:25:45,444 --> 00:25:50,447 A 98-year tradition of cheerleading excellence at CSC. 403 00:25:50,449 --> 00:25:55,485 Starting back with the remarkable Margaret Whiting in 1938. 404 00:25:56,254 --> 00:25:58,188 What's she doing? 405 00:25:58,190 --> 00:25:59,823 An arabesque. 406 00:25:59,825 --> 00:26:01,691 You can't tell under the hoopskirt. 407 00:26:01,693 --> 00:26:06,196 All the way up to the fantastic Hammersmith dynasty of today. 408 00:26:06,198 --> 00:26:07,397 These are your sisters? 409 00:26:08,099 --> 00:26:09,566 Yep. 410 00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:13,470 They're all part of a grand legacy with no end in sight. 411 00:26:13,472 --> 00:26:15,272 That last empty frame right there is reserved� 412 00:26:15,274 --> 00:26:17,507 for the head cheerleader who will take our place� 413 00:26:17,509 --> 00:26:18,842 our next leader. 414 00:26:18,844 --> 00:26:20,077 Marni. 415 00:26:20,778 --> 00:26:22,813 It could be Marni. 416 00:26:22,815 --> 00:26:24,748 Or it could be Greg. Whoo. 417 00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:26,450 Or as I've been thinking lately, 418 00:26:26,452 --> 00:26:28,351 it could be you. 419 00:26:28,353 --> 00:26:29,686 Yeah, right. 420 00:26:29,688 --> 00:26:31,254 I'm serious, Whittier. 421 00:26:32,356 --> 00:26:34,291 But I completely messed up in practice. 422 00:26:34,293 --> 00:26:38,228 I thought you called me in here to kick me off the team. 423 00:26:38,230 --> 00:26:41,098 Oh, I haven't totally ruled that out yet. 424 00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:44,334 I don't know. I just expect more out of you than the others. 425 00:26:44,336 --> 00:26:46,570 Certainly more than your friend, Monica. 426 00:26:46,572 --> 00:26:48,371 Monica was just messing around. 427 00:26:48,373 --> 00:26:53,710 Oh, really? She's gonna be great on game day? Monica is a sinking ship! 428 00:26:53,712 --> 00:26:56,480 To be a great cheerleader you have to make sacrifices. 429 00:26:56,482 --> 00:26:58,582 And I suggest you start with her. 430 00:27:00,151 --> 00:27:02,285 Do you mean not being friends with her? 431 00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:03,453 'Cause we're roommates. 432 00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:05,222 Listen, sweetie. 433 00:27:05,224 --> 00:27:07,224 Being head cheerleader� 434 00:27:07,226 --> 00:27:10,594 is a privilege you should very much want. 435 00:27:10,596 --> 00:27:12,662 I mean, 436 00:27:12,664 --> 00:27:16,333 students have posters of me on their walls. 437 00:27:16,335 --> 00:27:18,735 They pay hundreds of dollars� 438 00:27:18,737 --> 00:27:21,738 320 to be exact� just to get my number. 439 00:27:21,740 --> 00:27:24,341 They raffle off the right to carry my books to class. 440 00:27:24,343 --> 00:27:25,609 It's so silly. 441 00:27:26,711 --> 00:27:29,179 Foreign exchange students literally� 442 00:27:29,181 --> 00:27:33,416 beg to do my homework� straight A's. 443 00:27:33,418 --> 00:27:37,854 All this could be yours. You could be the greatest thing on this campus� 444 00:27:37,856 --> 00:27:39,856 the next me. 445 00:27:39,858 --> 00:27:41,224 Whoa. 446 00:27:41,226 --> 00:27:43,360 But I don't know. 447 00:27:43,362 --> 00:27:45,729 It's all a question of how bad you really want it. 448 00:27:45,731 --> 00:27:49,866 You're gonna have to shine at the home opener this weekend. 449 00:27:49,868 --> 00:27:51,935 Literally millions will be watching you. 450 00:27:51,937 --> 00:27:55,272 But most importantly, I will be watching you. 451 00:27:58,676 --> 00:28:00,443 I'm tired now. 452 00:28:09,921 --> 00:28:13,456 Handing out all those towels has made my arms feel like soggy Jell-O. 453 00:28:14,892 --> 00:28:16,826 I'm too tired to point out how dumb that sounds. 454 00:28:16,828 --> 00:28:18,595 Hey, guys. 455 00:28:18,597 --> 00:28:19,930 Hey, Britney Spaz. 456 00:28:19,932 --> 00:28:21,631 Why are you so happy? 457 00:28:21,633 --> 00:28:24,834 Didn't Tina just rip you a new� I can't say what. 458 00:28:24,836 --> 00:28:28,505 Actually� and, ladies, please keep this a secret, 459 00:28:28,507 --> 00:28:31,875 Tina told me that if I work really hard� 460 00:28:31,877 --> 00:28:33,710 and I play my cards right, 461 00:28:34,879 --> 00:28:37,914 I could become head cheerleader. 462 00:28:37,916 --> 00:28:39,549 Congratulations, Whittier! 463 00:28:39,551 --> 00:28:41,318 Yeah, that's great! 464 00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:42,552 You're not bummed are you? 465 00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:44,888 No. I don't want to be head cheerleader. 466 00:28:44,890 --> 00:28:48,658 I'm just flossin' my moves until I make it as a dancer on J.lo's next tour. 467 00:28:48,660 --> 00:28:50,627 I've been meaning to talk to you about that. 468 00:28:50,629 --> 00:28:52,662 What? 469 00:28:52,664 --> 00:28:55,365 Tina made a lot of sense in practice the other day. 470 00:28:55,367 --> 00:28:59,603 There is a big difference between individual dance moves and� Oh, my gosh! 471 00:28:59,605 --> 00:29:01,805 What? 472 00:29:01,807 --> 00:29:07,277 There's over 680 calories in that. Not to mention 35 grams of saturated fat. 473 00:29:07,279 --> 00:29:10,847 That must've been a real special talk you had with Tina back there. 474 00:29:10,849 --> 00:29:13,783 Too bad your Jedi mind tricks couldn't fend off the dark side of the force. 475 00:29:15,353 --> 00:29:18,255 Monica, if you want to be the bomb diggity, 476 00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:19,956 you have got to act like the bomb diggity, 477 00:29:19,958 --> 00:29:21,925 and Tina is the bomb diggity! 478 00:29:24,495 --> 00:29:27,764 Did she just say, "bomb diggity" three times in one sentence? 479 00:29:37,542 --> 00:29:43,446 Your halftime score is Stingers, 17. Willowcrest, nine. 480 00:29:44,749 --> 00:29:47,851 No, I'm serious. We're the ones with all the pressure. 481 00:29:47,853 --> 00:29:52,289 Pressure? No, girly, you don't know what real pressure is! 482 00:29:52,291 --> 00:29:55,058 You see, I got to go out there first. Just me. 483 00:29:55,060 --> 00:29:59,296 Solo. And if these 50,000 people don't buy into the whole illusion� 484 00:29:59,298 --> 00:30:01,598 of who I am and what I represent, 485 00:30:02,667 --> 00:30:03,933 you guys are toast! 486 00:30:04,902 --> 00:30:06,303 Aren't you just a big bug? 487 00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:08,838 Correction! I am a hunting wasp� 488 00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:12,008 of the order hymenoptera, with a deadly venomous ovipositor! 489 00:30:12,010 --> 00:30:14,377 Do you know what that is? Well, I'll tell ya! 490 00:30:14,379 --> 00:30:16,379 It's a deadly stinger, bitch! 491 00:30:18,783 --> 00:30:20,483 Bug! 492 00:30:22,787 --> 00:30:26,690 Stay in the zone, Sammy. You stay in the zone. 493 00:30:26,692 --> 00:30:30,894 Chest out! Ponytail, no. Up-do, yes. 494 00:30:30,896 --> 00:30:34,464 Sweetie, no double earrings. You're a State cheerleader, not a State hooker. 495 00:30:37,902 --> 00:30:39,436 Go, go, go, Stingers 496 00:30:40,739 --> 00:30:43,640 Go-go, go-go-go Uh-oh, the Stingers 497 00:30:43,642 --> 00:30:46,443 Remember, Whit. Head cheerleader. 498 00:30:46,445 --> 00:30:48,044 What do you mean "head cheerleader"? 499 00:30:48,046 --> 00:30:49,946 I'm the next head cheerleader. I am! 500 00:30:49,948 --> 00:30:51,848 Focus on the performance. 501 00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:53,450 I am not gonna focus on the performance! Focus! 502 00:30:53,452 --> 00:30:55,452 No, I'm not gonna focus! I won't! 503 00:30:57,121 --> 00:31:00,390 I don't mean that. Please don't hate me! Tina, please don't hate me! 504 00:31:00,392 --> 00:31:01,624 Hey, I don't hate you, Marni. 505 00:31:01,626 --> 00:31:02,692 Shut up! 506 00:31:06,564 --> 00:31:07,764 Sammy 507 00:31:09,734 --> 00:31:11,034 Here comes Sammy 508 00:31:11,036 --> 00:31:14,904 we ask you to turn your attention to the multi-champion� 509 00:31:14,906 --> 00:31:18,541 Stinger cheerleaders and their "Stingtacular" halftime show! 510 00:31:20,511 --> 00:31:25,648 Yeah! Come on! Let's go! 511 00:31:25,650 --> 00:31:28,585 Let's get it on, Stingers! Number one! 512 00:31:28,587 --> 00:31:31,087 Number one! Yeah! 513 00:31:31,089 --> 00:31:34,391 Ladies and gentlemen, say hello to Sammy Stinger� 514 00:31:34,393 --> 00:31:37,427 and your Stinger cheerleaders! 515 00:31:37,429 --> 00:31:41,064 Let's go, Stingers! Whoa! 516 00:31:55,513 --> 00:31:56,613 Hit it! 517 00:31:59,618 --> 00:32:02,886 Turn the beat back Come on, turn the beat back 518 00:32:02,888 --> 00:32:04,754 Turn the beat back 519 00:32:06,424 --> 00:32:08,057 Come on Turn the beat back 520 00:32:08,059 --> 00:32:11,428 Come on, turn the beat back Turn the beat back 521 00:32:21,205 --> 00:32:26,142 Come on, turn the beat back Come on, turn the beat back Turn the beat back 522 00:32:27,912 --> 00:32:30,847 Free, free Free-free-free 523 00:32:30,849 --> 00:32:32,482 Let's go, Stingers! 524 00:32:51,001 --> 00:32:52,702 Stingers! 525 00:32:58,042 --> 00:33:00,543 Let's go, Stingers! 526 00:33:05,516 --> 00:33:07,217 Let's go, Stingers! 527 00:33:07,219 --> 00:33:09,652 Ohh! Ho-ho! 528 00:33:09,654 --> 00:33:11,654 Go back! Go back! Let's see it again! 529 00:33:12,556 --> 00:33:14,824 Go, Stingers! 530 00:33:17,628 --> 00:33:18,728 One more time. One more time. 531 00:33:18,730 --> 00:33:20,530 Tina, she's here. 532 00:33:22,199 --> 00:33:23,700 Hey, baby. 533 00:33:23,702 --> 00:33:25,101 Way to go, Whittier! 534 00:33:25,103 --> 00:33:27,637 Hey, Whittier! 535 00:33:27,972 --> 00:33:29,105 Hi. 536 00:33:29,107 --> 00:33:30,874 Whittier, right? 537 00:33:30,876 --> 00:33:34,277 Jackson. Senior, with the Boxster out front? 538 00:33:34,279 --> 00:33:35,612 I was wondering if� 539 00:33:35,614 --> 00:33:37,514 We just saw the video, and we were like, 540 00:33:37,516 --> 00:33:38,748 "That is the shizzle," and we� 541 00:33:38,750 --> 00:33:44,521 You two, hands off. This is my party, my cheerleader. 542 00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:47,891 So, great facial on TV today. 543 00:33:47,893 --> 00:33:50,527 Sticking your tongue out on camera, totally inspired. 544 00:33:50,529 --> 00:33:51,594 You think? 545 00:33:51,596 --> 00:33:53,863 O.M.G, it was T.D.F., F.Y.I. 546 00:33:53,865 --> 00:33:57,901 Whittier, this is Todd. Starting wide receiver, 6'1", 547 00:33:57,903 --> 00:34:00,870 3.2 G.P.A., runs a 4.6 forty. 548 00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:02,539 4.5 forty. 549 00:34:04,609 --> 00:34:06,943 How ya doin'? Uh, good. 550 00:34:06,945 --> 00:34:08,711 And it just doesn't happen. He said he was a good listener. 551 00:34:08,713 --> 00:34:09,812 Hi, Marni. 552 00:34:09,814 --> 00:34:10,947 Would you like an appetizer? 553 00:34:10,949 --> 00:34:13,149 But he wasn't a good listener. 554 00:34:14,219 --> 00:34:15,652 Here. How about a towel? 555 00:34:19,257 --> 00:34:20,590 I'm sorry! 556 00:34:20,592 --> 00:34:22,926 Sorry. Would you like an appetizer? 557 00:34:22,928 --> 00:34:25,795 This is why I go to the trouble of hosting all these parties. 558 00:34:25,797 --> 00:34:28,131 So guys like you can mingle with girls like you. 559 00:34:28,133 --> 00:34:30,333 So mingle. Blaine! 560 00:34:31,902 --> 00:34:35,305 Eh, really nice touchdown catch today. 561 00:34:35,307 --> 00:34:37,173 Homeboy didn't want to play the rest of the game. 562 00:34:37,175 --> 00:34:40,343 Got taken off on a stretcher. The quarterback's all staring at me. 563 00:34:40,345 --> 00:34:43,313 I'm like, "Oh, boy, I'm gonna hit you so hard, your mama's gonna feel it!" Right? 564 00:34:43,315 --> 00:34:44,814 We broke from the huddle� 565 00:34:44,816 --> 00:34:46,883 Hi, Whittier. Would you like an appetizer? 566 00:34:46,885 --> 00:34:47,951 I'm okay. Thank you. 567 00:34:47,953 --> 00:34:49,352 How about a towel? 568 00:34:49,354 --> 00:34:50,920 Then they motioned into a slot. 569 00:34:50,922 --> 00:34:55,592 Was gonna do an up-and-under pattern behind the linebacker. And he's� 570 00:34:55,594 --> 00:34:57,627 You know, that's� great, really. 571 00:34:57,629 --> 00:34:59,762 Do you mind if for the next minute� 572 00:34:59,764 --> 00:35:02,231 we talk about something other than football? 573 00:35:02,233 --> 00:35:05,635 Uh, I'm sorry. It's my bad. I'm sorry. 574 00:35:05,637 --> 00:35:06,903 Thanks. 575 00:35:08,706 --> 00:35:11,374 So, Tina, um, 576 00:35:11,376 --> 00:35:13,209 tells me you're a "C" cup. 577 00:35:18,817 --> 00:35:20,850 Oh, dude, check out the brunette. Sweet! 578 00:35:20,852 --> 00:35:24,053 She was not gonna be head cheerleader. And� 579 00:35:24,055 --> 00:35:26,756 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Check out the blond right over there. 580 00:35:26,758 --> 00:35:28,725 Where? Where? The dude right over there. 581 00:35:29,627 --> 00:35:31,027 What do you mean, "dude"? 582 00:35:31,029 --> 00:35:33,096 Hey, you know what? The one with the great legs! 583 00:35:33,098 --> 00:35:35,098 I bet he could leg-press a mule. 584 00:35:36,967 --> 00:35:38,935 Oh, man! 585 00:35:38,937 --> 00:35:40,036 What? 586 00:35:40,038 --> 00:35:41,104 Oh, you� You didn't know? 587 00:35:41,106 --> 00:35:43,306 Listen. 588 00:35:43,308 --> 00:35:46,009 I got nothin' against your kind of people. 589 00:35:46,011 --> 00:35:49,078 It's just football rules. I gotta kick your ass now. 590 00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:50,847 That sounds like a party. 591 00:35:50,849 --> 00:35:52,882 You should know, though, I bench-press 220. 592 00:35:54,151 --> 00:35:57,253 Whatever, dude. 235. 593 00:36:01,692 --> 00:36:03,926 Can we talk? Now? 594 00:36:03,928 --> 00:36:04,927 Pardon us. Thank you. 595 00:36:07,965 --> 00:36:09,999 Yo! Dewey! 596 00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:11,367 Okay, let's blow this joint. 597 00:36:11,369 --> 00:36:13,670 Mon, Mon, Mon. Don't go yet. Whit! 598 00:36:13,672 --> 00:36:16,105 We cheered on national television. This is our coming-out party. 599 00:36:16,940 --> 00:36:19,275 Blue! 600 00:36:19,277 --> 00:36:22,045 Hey, excuse me. Uh, I'm looking for a girl named Whittier. 601 00:36:22,047 --> 00:36:24,113 She's about yea tall. She's blond, super-cute. 602 00:36:24,115 --> 00:36:28,017 Well, look who it is, smart guy. 603 00:36:28,019 --> 00:36:31,187 Why don't you say something smart, smart guy? 604 00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:35,692 Yeah, okay. How about something foreign and exotic like adi�s. 605 00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:38,094 Hey, don't. Chill, big guy! 606 00:36:39,297 --> 00:36:41,864 God! 607 00:36:41,866 --> 00:36:45,902 Besides, there are some good people here too, and they're here to celebrate us! 608 00:36:45,904 --> 00:36:48,838 Yeah, they want to celebrate all over us. 609 00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:51,140 Derek! 610 00:36:51,142 --> 00:36:52,942 Hey, Monica. Hi, hottie. 611 00:36:52,944 --> 00:36:54,711 I didn't think you were gonna make it. Yeah. 612 00:36:54,713 --> 00:36:56,312 How'd you get past the goon squad? 613 00:36:56,314 --> 00:36:59,048 Guile, cunning, cowardice. 614 00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:05,221 You, scruffy boy. 615 00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:07,924 Out. This party is exclusivo. 616 00:37:07,926 --> 00:37:10,226 No, it's okay. He's with me. We're together. 617 00:37:10,994 --> 00:37:12,929 Who's he? 618 00:37:12,931 --> 00:37:14,931 This is Derek. He's a D.J. 619 00:37:17,769 --> 00:37:21,938 There are, like, 10,000 hot varsity football players inside, 620 00:37:21,940 --> 00:37:24,407 and you're snuggling up to a D.J.? 621 00:37:25,075 --> 00:37:26,342 How edgy. 622 00:37:26,344 --> 00:37:28,111 What's wrong with a D.J.? 623 00:37:28,113 --> 00:37:32,882 Honey, oh. There's a logical order to the college universe, 624 00:37:32,884 --> 00:37:35,218 and the sooner you learn it, the better. 625 00:37:35,220 --> 00:37:37,987 See, way up here at the top of the ladder are football players. 626 00:37:37,989 --> 00:37:40,156 Right. They rule. Just underneath them� 627 00:37:40,158 --> 00:37:45,361 are basketball players� smaller biceps but still desirable. 628 00:37:45,363 --> 00:37:48,197 Then, soccer hunks, lacrosse studs, 629 00:37:48,199 --> 00:37:51,768 fraternity presidents� ohh� fraternity keg-masters, 630 00:37:51,770 --> 00:37:54,337 guys with cars with parking passes, guys with cars without parking passes� 631 00:37:54,339 --> 00:37:59,108 Hey! Bruce Lee fan clubbers, 632 00:37:59,110 --> 00:38:03,446 lit-mag squares, pep-band dorks, um, film society toads, 633 00:38:03,448 --> 00:38:05,915 campus ministers, school mascots� 634 00:38:05,917 --> 00:38:10,019 and then, God, all the way at the bottom� 635 00:38:10,021 --> 00:38:11,788 are campus D.J.'s. 636 00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:14,557 One spot above cafeteria workers. 637 00:38:14,559 --> 00:38:17,260 Actually, I work at the cafeteria too. 638 00:38:17,262 --> 00:38:18,227 Oh, do you? 639 00:38:18,229 --> 00:38:21,397 Tsk. That's hopeless. 640 00:38:21,399 --> 00:38:26,536 Listen, Whit. Remember our little "discush" the other day? 641 00:38:26,538 --> 00:38:29,539 You have to decide, are you with us� 642 00:38:29,541 --> 00:38:31,240 or are you with him? 643 00:38:42,252 --> 00:38:45,154 I'm sorry. 644 00:38:45,156 --> 00:38:48,825 Derek, I� 645 00:38:55,365 --> 00:38:57,900 Oh, I get it. Yeah. 646 00:38:58,535 --> 00:39:00,970 Oops. But� I'll call you! 647 00:39:04,441 --> 00:39:06,509 I can't believe you just did that! 648 00:39:06,511 --> 00:39:10,213 Oh, she did the right thing. She stuck with the winners. 649 00:39:10,215 --> 00:39:13,316 Excuse me? You think you're a winner because you got a bunch of idiots� 650 00:39:13,318 --> 00:39:14,917 up your bomb diggity butt? 651 00:39:15,886 --> 00:39:17,253 Excuse me? 652 00:39:24,328 --> 00:39:25,895 Whittier! 653 00:39:26,530 --> 00:39:28,464 Are you coming? Yeah. 654 00:39:30,267 --> 00:39:31,968 What are you looking at? 655 00:39:31,970 --> 00:39:33,636 - What's her problem? - Drama queen. 656 00:39:36,006 --> 00:39:39,308 So Doc says if I sprain my hip-flexor one more time, I can kiss my herkie good-bye. 657 00:39:40,310 --> 00:39:43,112 Hey, you guys. Hey. 658 00:39:43,114 --> 00:39:44,614 Greg, can you help me stretch my hamstrings? 659 00:39:44,616 --> 00:39:46,015 Yeah. 660 00:39:50,053 --> 00:39:51,520 Look, about the party� On your feet. 661 00:39:52,256 --> 00:39:53,956 Practice has started. 662 00:39:58,362 --> 00:40:02,031 Today we're gonna work on manners and respect. 663 00:40:02,033 --> 00:40:07,169 Because some of you don't know how to behave at a team function. 664 00:40:07,171 --> 00:40:11,440 Some of you don't show proper manners to a head cheerleader. 665 00:40:11,442 --> 00:40:15,244 Some of you don't show respect to the concept of team unity. 666 00:40:15,246 --> 00:40:16,479 Come on. 667 00:40:16,481 --> 00:40:19,015 Oh, good! Monica. 668 00:40:19,650 --> 00:40:21,217 We'll start with you. 669 00:40:22,619 --> 00:40:24,620 Here we go. What do you got? 670 00:40:24,622 --> 00:40:27,490 Front handspring round-off, back handspring toe touch. 671 00:40:38,535 --> 00:40:40,369 Stop the music! 672 00:40:40,371 --> 00:40:41,570 Is that all you got? 673 00:40:43,674 --> 00:40:45,608 And again! 674 00:40:45,610 --> 00:40:48,277 Round-off back handspring, back tuck. 675 00:40:57,554 --> 00:40:59,355 Music stop! 676 00:40:59,357 --> 00:41:00,723 And again! 677 00:41:01,258 --> 00:41:02,625 Herkie! 678 00:41:03,460 --> 00:41:05,461 Herkie! Herkie! Herkie! 679 00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:07,596 Herkie! Herkie! Herkie! Herkie! Herkie! Herkie! Herkie! 680 00:41:07,598 --> 00:41:10,299 Herkie! Herkie! Herkie! No one touch her! 681 00:41:13,236 --> 00:41:16,739 I'm not done yet, Monica! To be a real cheerleader� 682 00:41:16,741 --> 00:41:18,407 Tina, give it a rest. 683 00:41:18,409 --> 00:41:19,508 Not now, Greg! 684 00:41:19,510 --> 00:41:20,977 I said give it a rest! 685 00:41:24,348 --> 00:41:29,585 Okay. All right. 686 00:41:29,587 --> 00:41:33,689 You're right. I should� I should� I should give it a rest. 687 00:41:33,691 --> 00:41:35,424 Whittier, call out the steps. 688 00:41:35,426 --> 00:41:37,259 What, me? 689 00:41:37,261 --> 00:41:39,395 You heard me. That's what leaders do. 690 00:41:39,397 --> 00:41:42,164 But Monica� Call out the steps. 691 00:41:43,667 --> 00:41:45,568 Call them out! 692 00:41:45,570 --> 00:41:47,103 No! 693 00:41:47,105 --> 00:41:51,140 I put you in that uniform, and I can take you right out of it! 694 00:41:51,142 --> 00:41:52,775 Call the steps, or you're off the team. 695 00:41:54,745 --> 00:41:56,545 Then I'm off the team. 696 00:41:56,547 --> 00:41:58,014 Wh-What? 697 00:41:58,016 --> 00:42:00,149 You heard me. I quit! 698 00:42:01,118 --> 00:42:02,251 I quit too. 699 00:42:02,253 --> 00:42:05,187 That's right. I quit too. 700 00:42:05,189 --> 00:42:07,089 Greg, you'll lose your cheerleading scholarship. 701 00:42:07,091 --> 00:42:09,458 That's right! I'm stayin' here, 702 00:42:09,460 --> 00:42:11,227 but under a cloud of shame. 703 00:42:13,630 --> 00:42:15,064 Tina. 704 00:42:17,634 --> 00:42:21,270 You can have this back because it's supposed to show team spirit. 705 00:42:21,272 --> 00:42:23,039 It's supposed to make us feel proud, 706 00:42:23,041 --> 00:42:25,508 but I just feel guilty and stupid! 707 00:42:25,510 --> 00:42:28,644 So you can have your skirt and your spankies and your top. 708 00:42:28,646 --> 00:42:30,179 I'm out of here! 709 00:42:36,620 --> 00:42:39,221 I need this to get home. I'll bring it back when it's dry-cleaned. 710 00:42:41,692 --> 00:42:44,160 Bye, Miss Bomb Diggity. 711 00:42:49,433 --> 00:42:52,435 She'll be back. 712 00:42:54,071 --> 00:42:56,372 She's not coming back! 713 00:42:58,442 --> 00:43:01,110 It's only Whittier. 714 00:43:01,112 --> 00:43:03,079 Ice cream� Super Fudge Chunk. 715 00:43:03,081 --> 00:43:04,847 No! Ice cream! 716 00:43:06,616 --> 00:43:08,384 All right! Stupid. 717 00:43:21,331 --> 00:43:22,765 Hey. Hey. 718 00:43:28,405 --> 00:43:31,874 Run! Run! All right, take home! Take home! 719 00:43:33,678 --> 00:43:35,678 Our team sucks! 720 00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:37,213 Whittier, quit worrying about the game� 721 00:43:37,215 --> 00:43:38,581 and enjoy the sunshine. 722 00:43:39,449 --> 00:43:41,250 The sun sucks. 723 00:43:41,252 --> 00:43:42,818 Whittier, don't you know that the sun� 724 00:43:42,820 --> 00:43:45,121 is nature's Prozac? 725 00:43:45,123 --> 00:43:47,790 Do you really think the sun is gonna make me feel better� 726 00:43:47,792 --> 00:43:50,159 about giving up the most important thing in my life? 727 00:43:50,161 --> 00:43:53,462 No, but I'm out of real Prozac, so you're gonna have to deal. 728 00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:55,698 I ruined my career as a cheerleader. 729 00:43:55,700 --> 00:43:58,134 I ruined my relationship with Derek. I could've had a boyfriend. 730 00:43:58,136 --> 00:44:00,603 I ruined my entire life! 731 00:44:02,906 --> 00:44:05,241 Yeah, I feel better. 732 00:44:05,243 --> 00:44:06,642 Anyone want to hit the library? 733 00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:07,877 Ooh, I'll go with. 734 00:44:07,879 --> 00:44:09,812 This place is starting to weird me out anyway. 735 00:44:09,814 --> 00:44:12,648 Women's softball� I just don't get it. 736 00:44:13,383 --> 00:44:16,218 Whittier� 737 00:44:21,525 --> 00:44:22,591 It'll be okay. 738 00:44:22,593 --> 00:44:24,260 I know. Thank you. 739 00:44:25,362 --> 00:44:26,762 You'll be fine, girl! 740 00:44:28,498 --> 00:44:29,732 Trust me. 741 00:44:29,734 --> 00:44:32,735 Come on. Let's go, Stingers. 742 00:44:41,345 --> 00:44:44,446 Nice job. Nice way to take the base. 743 00:44:45,248 --> 00:44:46,448 Batter up! 744 00:45:02,566 --> 00:45:05,234 Come on, y'all. Let's hear it. 745 00:45:05,236 --> 00:45:07,937 We got Stinger spirit. 746 00:45:07,939 --> 00:45:10,639 Come on, y'all. Let's hear it. 747 00:45:10,641 --> 00:45:13,642 We got Stinger spirit. 748 00:45:13,644 --> 00:45:15,844 Come on, y'all. Let's hear it! 749 00:45:15,846 --> 00:45:18,547 We got Stinger spirit. 750 00:45:18,549 --> 00:45:20,783 Come on, y'all. Let's hear it. 751 00:45:20,785 --> 00:45:22,651 We got Stinger spirit. 752 00:45:23,553 --> 00:45:25,955 Come on, y'all. Let's hear it. 753 00:45:25,957 --> 00:45:27,823 We got Stinger spirit. 754 00:45:29,427 --> 00:45:33,229 Come on, y'all. Let's hear it. We got Stinger spirit. 755 00:45:33,231 --> 00:45:35,364 Come on, y'all. Let's hear it! 756 00:45:35,366 --> 00:45:37,600 We got Stinger spirit! 757 00:45:37,602 --> 00:45:39,501 Come on, y'all. Let's hear it! 758 00:45:39,503 --> 00:45:42,004 What's going on? We got Stinger spirit! 759 00:45:42,006 --> 00:45:44,406 Come on, y'all. Let's hear it. 760 00:45:44,408 --> 00:45:48,277 We got Stinger spirit. Come on, y'all. Let's hear it! 761 00:45:48,279 --> 00:45:50,279 We got Stinger spirit! 762 00:45:50,281 --> 00:45:52,615 Come on, y'all. Let's hear it. 763 00:45:52,617 --> 00:45:56,385 We got Stinger spirit! Come on, y'all. Let's hear it. 764 00:45:56,387 --> 00:45:59,722 We got Stinger spirit. Come on, y'all. Let's hear it. 765 00:45:59,724 --> 00:46:01,657 We got Stinger spirit! 766 00:46:09,900 --> 00:46:11,767 Yeah. 767 00:46:11,769 --> 00:46:12,935 Yes! 768 00:46:12,937 --> 00:46:15,537 Number one! Number one! 769 00:46:16,641 --> 00:46:18,807 Let's go, Stingers! Let's go! 770 00:46:20,678 --> 00:46:23,379 Those are my girls! Go, Stingers! 771 00:46:28,752 --> 00:46:30,486 Whoa! Whoa! 772 00:46:35,892 --> 00:46:38,394 Monica! Monica! 773 00:46:40,664 --> 00:46:41,730 I got it! 774 00:46:41,732 --> 00:46:42,831 You got� 775 00:46:42,833 --> 00:46:44,033 You got what? 776 00:46:44,035 --> 00:46:45,467 We're gonna start our own squad. 777 00:46:45,469 --> 00:46:47,336 Oh, shut up. No, no. I'm serious. 778 00:46:47,338 --> 00:46:49,471 Our own squad. New and improved. 779 00:46:49,473 --> 00:46:51,540 Shut up! No. For real! Come on! Let's go! 780 00:46:55,679 --> 00:46:58,447 Are you sure you put the audition time on the flyer? 781 00:46:58,449 --> 00:47:00,015 Yes. 782 00:47:00,017 --> 00:47:02,751 Okay, because it was an hour and a half ago. 783 00:47:02,753 --> 00:47:04,787 I put the time on there. 784 00:47:04,789 --> 00:47:07,356 Okay. Well, what color paper did you use? 785 00:47:07,358 --> 00:47:10,426 I already told you. Lemon yellow. 786 00:47:10,428 --> 00:47:13,329 You should have used wild berry pink. 787 00:47:13,331 --> 00:47:15,998 Wild berry pink always gets people to show up. 788 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,334 Why are you all up in my grille? 789 00:47:18,336 --> 00:47:21,637 Do you see me asking what color markers you used for the big signs? 790 00:47:21,639 --> 00:47:23,405 Black and gold. 791 00:47:23,407 --> 00:47:24,740 With glitter? 792 00:47:26,343 --> 00:47:27,810 No. 793 00:47:27,812 --> 00:47:30,045 Whit, what is a sign without glitter? 794 00:47:30,047 --> 00:47:32,081 That is why nobody showed up! 795 00:47:33,116 --> 00:47:35,050 Shh. Shh. 796 00:47:35,052 --> 00:47:36,852 Do you hear that? 797 00:47:37,754 --> 00:47:39,488 Someone's coming. 798 00:47:49,099 --> 00:47:51,133 You ladies ready for my dope? 799 00:47:55,672 --> 00:47:57,139 I don't know what that was. 800 00:47:57,141 --> 00:48:01,744 Our new-and-improved squad lasted exactly 97 minutes. 801 00:48:01,746 --> 00:48:04,646 Don't give up yet. I mean, maybe we'll find some talent. 802 00:48:04,648 --> 00:48:07,783 Where? All the cheerleaders on campus are already cheerleaders. 803 00:48:07,785 --> 00:48:11,053 It's not like we're gonna run into a group of people� 804 00:48:11,055 --> 00:48:13,922 just spontaneously shouting out� cheers. 805 00:48:20,831 --> 00:48:21,830 - Yes! - What do we want? 806 00:48:21,832 --> 00:48:23,065 Justice! 807 00:48:23,067 --> 00:48:24,433 When do we want it? 808 00:48:24,435 --> 00:48:27,536 And how will we get it? 809 00:48:27,538 --> 00:48:29,905 By standing outside the dean's office� 810 00:48:32,543 --> 00:48:34,910 Sorry, what? I have no idea what you just said. 811 00:48:34,912 --> 00:48:38,080 Who in the hell are these people? 812 00:48:38,082 --> 00:48:42,117 The ones that lost their practice space when the dean took away their funding. 813 00:48:42,119 --> 00:48:43,452 Justice! 814 00:48:43,454 --> 00:48:45,487 Man, they got jacked. 815 00:48:45,489 --> 00:48:47,423 And how will we get it? 816 00:48:47,425 --> 00:48:49,057 By standing outside the dean's office� 817 00:48:51,861 --> 00:48:53,462 You guys suck. 818 00:48:58,568 --> 00:49:02,704 First of all, I want to thank you guys all for coming here today to this� 819 00:49:02,706 --> 00:49:04,840 What's the word I'm looking for? Hi. 820 00:49:04,842 --> 00:49:06,175 Shit-hole? 821 00:49:06,709 --> 00:49:09,144 Thanks. 822 00:49:09,146 --> 00:49:11,914 It's the only place that we could find to meet. So, anyway� 823 00:49:11,916 --> 00:49:16,118 Today we're starting a new cheerleading club on campus. 824 00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:17,719 Why cheerleading, you say? 825 00:49:17,721 --> 00:49:19,822 Because cheerleading is fun. 826 00:49:19,824 --> 00:49:21,757 And it fosters school spirit. 827 00:49:21,759 --> 00:49:23,592 And it also keeps you� 828 00:49:24,929 --> 00:49:28,630 So, what do you guys say? Are you ready to cheer? 829 00:49:28,632 --> 00:49:29,832 Yeah! 830 00:49:33,736 --> 00:49:35,804 Yes? 831 00:49:35,806 --> 00:49:39,708 Most of my pieces involve anguish� as a theme. 832 00:49:40,877 --> 00:49:42,811 Do you have any cheers about anguish? 833 00:49:45,916 --> 00:49:49,184 Well, we have one that goes like this. Ready? 834 00:49:49,186 --> 00:49:50,786 Okay! 835 00:49:50,788 --> 00:49:53,021 That's all right! That's okay! 836 00:49:58,695 --> 00:50:02,264 So that one kind of addresses the issue of anguish� kind of. 837 00:50:02,266 --> 00:50:04,066 But other than that, not really. 838 00:50:04,068 --> 00:50:07,236 What about soliloquies? 839 00:50:07,238 --> 00:50:08,504 Well, we don't really have� 840 00:50:08,506 --> 00:50:10,539 And what about accents? 841 00:50:10,541 --> 00:50:14,643 Because I am the master� of accents. 842 00:50:15,879 --> 00:50:18,180 No. See, what we do is cheerleading. 843 00:50:18,182 --> 00:50:19,982 Then I'm out. Me too. 844 00:50:19,984 --> 00:50:22,518 No, no, no. Hold on because� 845 00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:23,952 Hold on for one second. 846 00:50:23,954 --> 00:50:25,220 Wait, you guys. 847 00:50:25,222 --> 00:50:27,289 Something Whittier forgot� Hey. Wait. 848 00:50:27,291 --> 00:50:30,292 Something Whittier forgot to tell you all is� 849 00:50:31,528 --> 00:50:34,096 if we're good, we can go to nationals. 850 00:50:34,098 --> 00:50:36,698 Now, if we go to nationals, we could win. 851 00:50:38,101 --> 00:50:41,570 If we win, we get a check for $20,000. 852 00:50:42,772 --> 00:50:45,173 Now, Penelope, you could use that money� 853 00:50:45,175 --> 00:50:47,609 to rent rehearsal space. 854 00:50:47,611 --> 00:50:50,913 And, Francis, you could mount up a production of Godspell 855 00:50:50,915 --> 00:50:53,081 where everyone has a French accent. 856 00:50:53,083 --> 00:50:54,583 Interesting. 857 00:50:54,585 --> 00:50:57,152 Plus, we're gonna be a real squad too. 858 00:50:57,154 --> 00:50:59,054 On our squad, you're gonna be able to do whatever you want� 859 00:50:59,056 --> 00:51:00,622 do your own thing. 860 00:51:00,624 --> 00:51:05,561 We can stamp out the varsity cheerleading squad once and for all. 861 00:51:10,900 --> 00:51:12,834 Where do we sign up? Right over there. 862 00:51:14,604 --> 00:51:16,672 Oh, yeah. 863 00:51:16,674 --> 00:51:18,173 I've been saving you since cheerleader camp. 864 00:51:18,175 --> 00:51:19,908 You did not have to save me. 865 00:51:19,910 --> 00:51:22,844 I think the score is now Whittier, zero. Monica, three. 866 00:51:22,846 --> 00:51:24,212 Thanks. 867 00:51:24,214 --> 00:51:26,648 Come on, silly. 868 00:51:28,084 --> 00:51:29,952 This is so "ridic." 869 00:51:29,954 --> 00:51:33,155 Do they actually think they're a real cheer squad now? 870 00:51:33,157 --> 00:51:36,825 They're real cheerleaders in the same way that Joan Rivers has a real face. 871 00:51:38,361 --> 00:51:40,662 We have to crush them. 872 00:51:40,664 --> 00:51:44,666 We have to take their heads and grind them into the mud� 873 00:51:44,668 --> 00:51:50,138 and then stomp on their backs and then drive over them with a Jeep Cherokee S.U.V. 874 00:51:50,140 --> 00:51:53,976 Marni, geez. Take a pill of the chill variety, okay? 875 00:51:53,978 --> 00:51:56,078 We don't need to do anything. 876 00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:58,780 We cannot have a competing spirit squad on campus, Tina. 877 00:51:58,782 --> 00:52:01,316 Trust me, they won't be a threat to us. 878 00:52:01,318 --> 00:52:04,853 They're nothing but a support group for rejects and losers. 879 00:52:05,755 --> 00:52:07,923 Besides� 880 00:52:07,925 --> 00:52:08,991 How 'bout that practice space? 881 00:52:13,229 --> 00:52:15,998 And right, left, clap. 882 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:17,966 Right, clap. Left, clap. 883 00:52:17,968 --> 00:52:19,067 Come on, you guys. 884 00:52:19,069 --> 00:52:20,669 Step left. Step right. 885 00:52:20,671 --> 00:52:22,237 A little bit tighter, Penelope. 886 00:52:22,239 --> 00:52:24,640 Little bit tighter. Stand back, woman. 887 00:52:24,642 --> 00:52:27,909 I need at least a three to five-foot radius� Oh, my� 888 00:52:27,911 --> 00:52:32,147 When I rock like this rock like this 889 00:52:32,149 --> 00:52:35,017 When I rock like this When I rock like this it's rhythm 890 00:52:35,019 --> 00:52:37,185 Roll. Roll. 891 00:52:37,187 --> 00:52:39,721 Rock like this Rock like this 892 00:52:39,723 --> 00:52:43,025 When I rock like this When I rock like this it's rhythm 893 00:52:43,893 --> 00:52:45,193 Follow me. 894 00:52:47,797 --> 00:52:50,132 Good. Now try three claps into a high "V." 895 00:52:56,674 --> 00:53:00,042 Okay, guys. And five, six, seven, eight. 896 00:53:00,044 --> 00:53:04,079 Grab one, two� Down� Three, four� Up� Five, six. Good. 897 00:53:04,081 --> 00:53:06,815 - Okay, stand up now. Good. - Stand up. Yeah. 898 00:53:06,817 --> 00:53:09,384 Can you guys just turn around? Yeah. Face us. 899 00:53:09,386 --> 00:53:11,720 Hold your stomach. Squeeze your butt. 900 00:53:11,722 --> 00:53:13,955 Don't look down. No, no, no. Good. Good. Great. 901 00:53:13,957 --> 00:53:16,458 Catch me! 902 00:53:16,460 --> 00:53:20,228 Okay. This is a basic pyramid. 903 00:53:20,230 --> 00:53:23,799 Matthew, you'll take the wing position here. Yeah. 904 00:53:23,801 --> 00:53:26,835 Penelope, you're gonna swing around here� 905 00:53:26,837 --> 00:53:29,171 and start your stunt there, okay? 906 00:53:29,173 --> 00:53:31,239 I can't be an "O." 907 00:53:31,241 --> 00:53:34,176 You can't be an "O"? 908 00:53:34,178 --> 00:53:37,245 O's represent emptiness. 909 00:53:37,247 --> 00:53:40,749 And by making me an "O," you're calling me empty. 910 00:53:42,151 --> 00:53:44,386 That's insane. Okay? 911 00:53:44,388 --> 00:53:47,289 Uh, O's don't represent emptiness. 912 00:53:47,291 --> 00:53:50,792 They represent hugs. And X's are kisses. 913 00:53:50,794 --> 00:53:51,927 Everyone knows that. 914 00:53:56,733 --> 00:53:58,934 Up. Up. Lock your legs. 915 00:53:58,936 --> 00:54:00,902 Good. Yes! Tighter. 916 00:54:02,105 --> 00:54:04,005 When I rock like this 917 00:54:13,349 --> 00:54:16,918 Double base extension. Ready? Five, six, seven, eight. 918 00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:19,488 One, two and three, four. Up. 919 00:54:22,091 --> 00:54:24,459 - Good job. Bring in the legs. - Okay. You got it. 920 00:54:24,461 --> 00:54:26,061 Don't look down. 921 00:54:26,063 --> 00:54:27,763 Don't look down. No, no, no, no. 922 00:54:27,765 --> 00:54:30,132 Hey. You know, I think I� 923 00:54:30,134 --> 00:54:33,301 Rock like this Rock like this Rock like this 924 00:54:33,303 --> 00:54:36,238 When I rock like this rock like this When I rock like this 925 00:54:36,240 --> 00:54:38,473 Rock like this When I rock like this rock like this 926 00:54:38,475 --> 00:54:40,308 Rock like this Rock like this Rock, rock, rock, rock 927 00:54:40,310 --> 00:54:43,011 R-R-R-R-R-R-Rock 928 00:54:53,089 --> 00:54:54,289 What's up, girl? 929 00:54:54,291 --> 00:54:55,323 So what's going on? 930 00:54:55,325 --> 00:54:56,424 What? 931 00:54:56,426 --> 00:54:58,059 I said, "What's going�" 932 00:54:58,061 --> 00:54:59,427 Sorry. 933 00:54:59,429 --> 00:55:01,096 Sometimes 934 00:55:01,098 --> 00:55:03,265 I wake up early to say good-bye 935 00:55:03,267 --> 00:55:04,366 What's going on? 936 00:55:04,368 --> 00:55:07,269 Oh, not much. How 'bout you? 937 00:55:07,271 --> 00:55:09,337 Well, we have this new cheerleading squad. 938 00:55:09,339 --> 00:55:11,573 Yeah. So I heard. And we're improving. 939 00:55:11,575 --> 00:55:13,842 We're just missing something. 940 00:55:13,844 --> 00:55:17,379 We don't have any rhythm. You know, no backbeat to help us bring it all together. 941 00:55:17,381 --> 00:55:19,581 But if we had a great D.J� 942 00:55:23,287 --> 00:55:26,888 Look, I got three jobs, this radio gig, two advanced lit classes� 943 00:55:26,890 --> 00:55:29,357 I know it would mean a lot to Whittier. 944 00:55:32,395 --> 00:55:35,263 Look, she feels really bad about what happened. 945 00:55:35,265 --> 00:55:37,032 She's looking for a way to reconnect with you. 946 00:55:39,402 --> 00:55:43,038 Hold on. I gotta intro this next tune. 947 00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:46,975 That, my friends, was the bitchin' sound of The Promise Ring. 948 00:55:46,977 --> 00:55:49,077 This next track is dedicated to all the guys out there 949 00:55:49,079 --> 00:55:51,613 whose hearts have been ripped out of their chests 950 00:55:51,615 --> 00:55:55,050 and devoured for breakfast by cute, peppy, social-climbing blond girls. 951 00:55:55,052 --> 00:55:58,186 Give me a "Hey." Give me a "Ho." Give me a "I don't know you anymore." 952 00:55:58,188 --> 00:55:59,387 I know it sucks. 953 00:56:03,092 --> 00:56:04,993 What was your question? 954 00:56:04,995 --> 00:56:06,194 Forget it. 955 00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:23,879 Dear Lord, help us kick almighty ass today in our debut as a spirit squad. 956 00:56:23,881 --> 00:56:28,416 Help us to perform the double back handspring into a back tuck as majestically� 957 00:56:28,418 --> 00:56:30,552 as your only son Jesus would. 958 00:56:30,554 --> 00:56:33,321 This is a big sporting event for us. 959 00:56:33,323 --> 00:56:36,391 Guide us in leading this team to victory. Bring it in. 960 00:56:36,393 --> 00:56:37,893 One, two, three! 961 00:56:37,895 --> 00:56:39,060 Renegades! 962 00:56:40,129 --> 00:56:41,329 Come on. Croquet. 963 00:56:42,933 --> 00:56:45,333 Croquet! Yes! 964 00:56:45,335 --> 00:56:47,302 Come on! Croquet! Let's go! 965 00:56:47,304 --> 00:56:50,338 Let's go, croquet! That's right! 966 00:56:51,942 --> 00:56:53,208 Yeah. Come on, cricket! 967 00:56:53,210 --> 00:56:55,610 Ready? Okay! Okay! 968 00:56:55,612 --> 00:56:58,914 That's all right. It's croquet. We're gonna� 969 00:57:00,284 --> 00:57:03,385 Come on! Come on! Yeah! Let's go! Yeah! 970 00:57:03,387 --> 00:57:05,520 Croquet! Number one! 971 00:57:07,156 --> 00:57:10,158 Let's go, croquet! Let's go! 972 00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:12,661 That's right, croquet! Let's go! 973 00:57:12,663 --> 00:57:16,197 Whoo! Yeah! Let's do it. All right. 974 00:57:16,199 --> 00:57:18,166 Let's go, croquet! 975 00:57:18,168 --> 00:57:19,267 Let's go! 976 00:57:22,973 --> 00:57:25,006 Hit that ball! Hit that ball! 977 00:57:25,008 --> 00:57:30,312 Take that ball and hit it. What I say? Now whack it. 978 00:57:30,314 --> 00:57:35,050 Yeah, now that's the ticket. Yeah, that's the ticket. 979 00:57:36,253 --> 00:57:37,552 Croquet! Come on! 980 00:57:37,554 --> 00:57:40,655 Is, uh, all this noise bothering you, pal? 981 00:57:41,524 --> 00:57:43,692 The noise I can take. 982 00:57:43,694 --> 00:57:46,061 It's the suckiness that bothers me. 983 00:58:04,246 --> 00:58:06,114 Hit it 984 00:58:08,352 --> 00:58:10,385 Hit, hit 985 00:58:10,387 --> 00:58:12,053 Let's hit it! 986 00:58:14,490 --> 00:58:15,590 Five, six, seven, eight. 987 00:58:15,592 --> 00:58:16,591 Five, six, seven, eight. 988 00:58:16,593 --> 00:58:18,259 Tell me what we need 989 00:58:18,261 --> 00:58:20,495 Stinger pride Stinger pride 990 00:58:20,497 --> 00:58:22,230 Tell me what we breathe 991 00:58:22,232 --> 00:58:24,599 Stinger pride Stinger pride 992 00:58:24,601 --> 00:58:26,001 Tell me what we bleed 993 00:58:26,003 --> 00:58:28,403 Stinger pride Stinger pride 994 00:58:28,405 --> 00:58:29,704 Tell me what we need 995 00:58:29,706 --> 00:58:32,240 Stinger pride Stinger pride 996 00:58:32,242 --> 00:58:33,708 Tell me what we breathe 997 00:58:33,710 --> 00:58:36,077 Stinger pride Stinger pride 998 00:58:36,079 --> 00:58:37,579 Tell me what you see 999 00:58:37,581 --> 00:58:39,748 Stinger pride Stinger pride 1000 00:58:39,750 --> 00:58:41,383 Tell me what we need 1001 00:58:41,385 --> 00:58:44,152 Stinger pride Stinger pride 1002 00:58:44,154 --> 00:58:45,520 Hell, yeah! 1003 00:58:45,522 --> 00:58:47,489 Stinger pride Stinger pride 1004 00:59:24,461 --> 00:59:26,094 Cola beverage� diet. 1005 00:59:30,299 --> 00:59:32,634 Wipe the spittle. 1006 00:59:32,636 --> 00:59:36,304 They look foolish. I mean, really. What do they have? 1007 00:59:36,306 --> 00:59:38,073 They have enthusiasm. 1008 00:59:38,574 --> 00:59:40,308 So do we! 1009 00:59:40,310 --> 00:59:42,844 And they have the love of the crowd. Do we? 1010 00:59:42,846 --> 00:59:45,280 Don't even think that thought. 1011 00:59:45,282 --> 00:59:48,216 And I'm just saying� a person goes against his team, 1012 00:59:48,218 --> 00:59:51,386 and he could lose his cheerleading scholarship. 1013 00:59:51,388 --> 00:59:53,288 Let's go. We've got work to do. 1014 00:59:55,758 --> 00:59:57,258 Now, Greg! 1015 01:00:02,399 --> 01:00:06,234 That herkie into a cupie just before we spread the rubber with it� 1016 01:00:06,236 --> 01:00:09,270 That was almost as moving as the helicopter landing in Miss Saigon. 1017 01:00:09,272 --> 01:00:11,406 Yeah. I� I know. For a moment there, at the end, 1018 01:00:11,408 --> 01:00:13,108 Yeah! 1019 01:00:13,110 --> 01:00:16,344 When we won, I experienced an emotion� 1020 01:00:16,346 --> 01:00:20,448 that I can only describe as moderate happiness. 1021 01:00:20,450 --> 01:00:22,484 How did you know where we were gonna be? 1022 01:00:25,454 --> 01:00:28,123 You told him? 1023 01:00:28,125 --> 01:00:30,158 Whittier, zero. Monica, four. 1024 01:00:30,793 --> 01:00:32,694 Thanks. 1025 01:00:32,696 --> 01:00:36,464 Your, uh, squad� is gonna have a real tough time winning nationals� 1026 01:00:36,466 --> 01:00:39,534 when, technically speaking, you don't exist. 1027 01:00:39,536 --> 01:00:42,403 Look around. I'd say we exist. 1028 01:00:43,839 --> 01:00:45,640 Who are you? 1029 01:00:45,642 --> 01:00:48,776 Shh� It's called a razor, scruffy boy. 1030 01:00:48,778 --> 01:00:52,413 You don't exist according to a little thing called Section Eight� 1031 01:00:52,415 --> 01:00:55,416 of the National Collegiate Cheer Association Bylaws. 1032 01:00:55,418 --> 01:00:57,752 Yeah. It states that, um, each university� 1033 01:00:57,754 --> 01:01:00,655 shall be represented by one� and only one� 1034 01:01:00,657 --> 01:01:03,391 O-N-E� cheer squad. 1035 01:01:05,728 --> 01:01:06,895 You can't do this to us. 1036 01:01:06,897 --> 01:01:09,497 So make like a Tom and cruise. 1037 01:01:09,499 --> 01:01:11,833 This is modern-day imperialism. 1038 01:01:11,835 --> 01:01:13,168 Boo freaking hoo. 1039 01:01:13,170 --> 01:01:15,637 Uh, you missed something, sweetie. 1040 01:01:15,639 --> 01:01:18,540 It does say that only one team from State can go to nationals. 1041 01:01:18,542 --> 01:01:19,841 S�. 1042 01:01:19,843 --> 01:01:21,910 But it doesn't say which team. 1043 01:01:22,912 --> 01:01:24,812 That team could be us. 1044 01:01:28,417 --> 01:01:31,553 Even if all that is true, it doesn't matter. 1045 01:01:31,555 --> 01:01:35,456 Varsity has been going to nationals forever. 1046 01:01:35,458 --> 01:01:37,292 That is not gonna change. 1047 01:01:37,294 --> 01:01:38,960 It just might. 1048 01:01:38,962 --> 01:01:41,829 Looks like we're at an impasse. 1049 01:01:41,831 --> 01:01:44,465 So how 'bout you and I just figure this out right now. 1050 01:01:44,467 --> 01:01:49,470 Where did you get that? That does not belong to you. 1051 01:01:49,472 --> 01:01:52,373 Ladies, we are not going to settle things this way. 1052 01:01:52,375 --> 01:01:54,576 There's only one honest, impartial person 1053 01:01:54,578 --> 01:01:56,244 on this campus who can judge who's right. 1054 01:01:59,616 --> 01:02:03,918 And while I admire your spunk, Miss Smith, this is a school built on tradition. 1055 01:02:03,920 --> 01:02:05,687 But� 1056 01:02:05,689 --> 01:02:07,555 And in this case tradition favors Miss Hammersmith. 1057 01:02:08,657 --> 01:02:10,525 I must say, Whittier, 1058 01:02:10,527 --> 01:02:14,229 there's a lot of good, honest wisdom behind what the dean has to say. 1059 01:02:14,231 --> 01:02:15,430 Thank you. You're welcome. 1060 01:02:15,432 --> 01:02:18,266 Sure. 1061 01:02:18,268 --> 01:02:21,436 But what about the rules? Nowhere in the bylaws does it say� 1062 01:02:21,438 --> 01:02:23,638 that it has to be the varsity team that goes to nationals. 1063 01:02:23,640 --> 01:02:25,273 Why can't it be us? 1064 01:02:25,275 --> 01:02:30,311 If you� squint your eyes just right� the rules say it could be you. 1065 01:02:30,313 --> 01:02:32,013 But we're talking about seven consecutive years 1066 01:02:32,015 --> 01:02:33,881 of cheerleading excellence here. 1067 01:02:33,883 --> 01:02:36,251 I'm not gonna put an end to that. 1068 01:02:37,953 --> 01:02:40,655 Miss Hammersmith will go to nationals. 1069 01:02:42,358 --> 01:02:44,959 With all due respect, Dean Sebastian, 1070 01:02:44,961 --> 01:02:48,796 I don't think that's a decision that will go over well with the student body. 1071 01:02:48,798 --> 01:02:52,400 I mean, if you suppress our voices on campus, 1072 01:02:52,402 --> 01:02:55,903 you will be hearing from us in letters to the board of trustees� 1073 01:02:55,905 --> 01:02:58,273 not to mention the around-the-clock protestors 1074 01:02:58,275 --> 01:03:00,541 that will be outside your door. 1075 01:03:00,543 --> 01:03:04,312 Okay, okay, okay. We get it. What the hell do you want? 1076 01:03:04,314 --> 01:03:06,948 A competition in front of the whole student body. 1077 01:03:06,950 --> 01:03:09,951 Let them decide who's better, your team or mine. 1078 01:03:09,953 --> 01:03:11,953 Girl on girl. Hmm. 1079 01:03:14,290 --> 01:03:16,391 Winner goes to nationals. 1080 01:03:17,526 --> 01:03:20,962 Listen, Whit. 1081 01:03:22,464 --> 01:03:24,866 We're good friends, right? 1082 01:03:24,868 --> 01:03:29,504 And as a good friend, I should caution you that such a competition� 1083 01:03:29,506 --> 01:03:32,507 could embarrass you severely. 1084 01:03:32,509 --> 01:03:36,044 It could destroy your already-fragile psyche. 1085 01:03:37,446 --> 01:03:40,348 Well, that's a risk I'm willing to take, Tina. 1086 01:03:40,350 --> 01:03:42,550 She can't do this, can she? 1087 01:03:42,552 --> 01:03:44,719 Actually, Miss Hammersmith, I think it's a splendid idea. 1088 01:03:46,021 --> 01:03:47,422 We'll have a competition. 1089 01:03:47,424 --> 01:03:48,756 What? 1090 01:03:48,758 --> 01:03:50,358 Thank you. 1091 01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:51,893 We'll have a competition in the field house� 1092 01:03:51,895 --> 01:03:53,928 this coming Saturday. What? 1093 01:03:53,930 --> 01:03:55,997 Wait. That's the day after tomorrow. 1094 01:03:55,999 --> 01:03:58,399 If you'll excuse me, ladies, I have a lunch date. 1095 01:03:58,401 --> 01:03:59,867 We can't be ready by then. 1096 01:03:59,869 --> 01:04:02,070 We'll be ready. Yes, you will. 1097 01:04:02,072 --> 01:04:03,705 This can't be happening. 1098 01:04:03,707 --> 01:04:07,542 You're the one who asked for the competition. Good day. 1099 01:04:08,077 --> 01:04:09,777 Ready to back out yet? 1100 01:04:09,779 --> 01:04:13,047 Are you kidding me? After the way you treated us? 1101 01:04:13,049 --> 01:04:14,949 You know I used to look up to you? 1102 01:04:14,951 --> 01:04:17,018 But that was before I found out who you are. 1103 01:04:17,020 --> 01:04:19,087 An insecure "tanorexic." 1104 01:04:20,389 --> 01:04:22,857 Listen to me, you hobbit. 1105 01:04:22,859 --> 01:04:24,992 After this idiotic competition is over, 1106 01:04:24,994 --> 01:04:26,728 you'll be praying you were me. 1107 01:04:26,730 --> 01:04:29,931 You'll be finished as a cheerleader and finished here. 1108 01:04:29,933 --> 01:04:33,101 I will knock you so far down you'll be in the cafeteria� 1109 01:04:33,103 --> 01:04:36,671 with your edgy, freak of a boyfriend, putting grapes in the Jell-O molds. 1110 01:04:36,673 --> 01:04:38,139 Oh, yeah? Mm-hmm. 1111 01:04:38,141 --> 01:04:40,408 Don't be all up in my Kool-Aid. 1112 01:04:44,380 --> 01:04:45,513 What does that mean? 1113 01:04:53,589 --> 01:04:58,159 The Stingers hoops team won their first exhibition contest 72-54. 1114 01:04:58,161 --> 01:05:00,595 And the women's softball squad dropped both games� 1115 01:05:00,597 --> 01:05:04,399 of a doubleheader against State A&M. 1116 01:05:04,401 --> 01:05:07,735 And now it's time for the CSC News Eye On Sports. 1117 01:05:07,737 --> 01:05:11,472 On location is beat reporter Colleen Lipman. 1118 01:05:11,474 --> 01:05:14,842 Thanks, Colleen. The campus is in a frenzy this week, 1119 01:05:14,844 --> 01:05:18,146 thanks to the big cheerleading showdown in the field house this Saturday. 1120 01:05:18,148 --> 01:05:21,516 Go, go, go, go. Come on, you sissy! 1121 01:05:21,518 --> 01:05:24,585 The varsity cheer team has been vigorously training for the event. 1122 01:05:24,587 --> 01:05:27,722 I'm totally not tired. Why are y'all so tired? 1123 01:05:27,724 --> 01:05:32,927 And State cheerleading legend, Tina Hammersmith, is confident about her team's chances. 1124 01:05:32,929 --> 01:05:35,730 This is nothing new to us. We've defeated some of the best� 1125 01:05:35,732 --> 01:05:38,633 intercollegiate competition ever assembled. 1126 01:05:38,635 --> 01:05:42,036 This amateur squad is just a speed bump� 1127 01:05:42,038 --> 01:05:43,104 on the way to nationals. 1128 01:05:44,907 --> 01:05:48,609 Excusez-moi. One sec. 1129 01:05:48,611 --> 01:05:50,745 Let's go! I didn't say stop. 1130 01:05:50,747 --> 01:05:53,214 How important is victory on Saturday? 1131 01:05:53,216 --> 01:05:57,552 Oh. It's very important. It's very important. 1132 01:05:57,554 --> 01:06:00,521 It� It's very important. This is very, very� 1133 01:06:00,523 --> 01:06:03,090 I� I cannot tell you how important this is. 1134 01:06:04,793 --> 01:06:08,229 It's a� It's pretty� pretty important. 1135 01:06:08,231 --> 01:06:10,765 Meanwhile, some people around campus� 1136 01:06:10,767 --> 01:06:15,136 are starting to dub the upstart competition as� the Renegades. 1137 01:06:15,138 --> 01:06:16,904 Head cheerleader, Whittier Smith, 1138 01:06:16,906 --> 01:06:19,240 insists her squad is ready to go. 1139 01:06:19,242 --> 01:06:21,809 We are definitely going to win. 1140 01:06:21,811 --> 01:06:25,713 We've got a great team, we've worked extremely hard and it's gonna be tough, but, 1141 01:06:25,715 --> 01:06:28,015 you know, Rocky beat Apollo Creed, right? 1142 01:06:28,017 --> 01:06:30,218 Uh, Whit, he lost. He what? 1143 01:06:30,220 --> 01:06:37,225 To train for the event, the Renegades have taken an unusual approach, 1144 01:06:37,227 --> 01:06:41,829 cheering for typically under-appreciated teams such as the diving team, 1145 01:06:41,831 --> 01:06:44,765 the bowling club and the fencing squad. 1146 01:06:44,767 --> 01:06:48,536 Stab him. Stab him. Poke him in the eye. 1147 01:06:48,538 --> 01:06:51,739 Run the sword through till his blood runs dry. 1148 01:06:51,741 --> 01:06:52,907 En garde! 1149 01:06:54,776 --> 01:06:58,846 Well, some people look at an impossible situation and ask why. 1150 01:06:58,848 --> 01:07:02,850 Others look at the same situation and ask, why not? 1151 01:07:02,852 --> 01:07:04,952 For the competition on Saturday, 1152 01:07:04,954 --> 01:07:07,555 I'm asking myself why. 1153 01:07:07,557 --> 01:07:11,959 Why bother? In a billion years we'll all be obliterated by a black hole anyway. 1154 01:07:11,961 --> 01:07:15,029 There you have it, Colleen. Back to you. 1155 01:07:15,031 --> 01:07:16,531 Thanks, Colleen. 1156 01:07:30,946 --> 01:07:35,082 Seven, eight. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 1157 01:07:35,084 --> 01:07:38,953 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 1158 01:07:38,955 --> 01:07:39,854 Yeah! 1159 01:07:39,856 --> 01:07:41,822 Shh, shh, shh. 1160 01:07:41,824 --> 01:07:44,592 You guys, we can't let anybody know we're in here. Really, really good job. 1161 01:07:44,594 --> 01:07:45,960 Don't leave any of your stuff. 1162 01:07:45,962 --> 01:07:47,962 All right. 1163 01:07:47,964 --> 01:07:49,564 Think we're ready? 1164 01:07:49,566 --> 01:07:52,767 Well, no one fell tonight. I'm pretty happy about that. 1165 01:07:52,769 --> 01:07:54,569 Um, Whittier, can I talk to you alone? 1166 01:07:54,571 --> 01:07:55,836 Yeah. Francis, what's up? 1167 01:07:55,838 --> 01:07:58,839 Uh, I'm gonna level with you. 1168 01:07:58,841 --> 01:08:01,742 I'm getting very nervous about tomorrow. Okay? 1169 01:08:01,744 --> 01:08:05,913 And I'm thinking about violating myself tonight. 1170 01:08:05,915 --> 01:08:08,916 It's an actor relaxation technique. 1171 01:08:08,918 --> 01:08:11,586 What I need to know from you is what does Whittier think? 1172 01:08:11,588 --> 01:08:13,688 Is that a bad idea, or� 1173 01:08:14,257 --> 01:08:20,895 Uh, would you say violating yourself usually hurts you or helps you? 1174 01:08:20,897 --> 01:08:25,132 Oh, I'd say it's made me the actor that I am today. 1175 01:08:26,234 --> 01:08:28,369 Okay. Then I would say hold off. 1176 01:08:28,371 --> 01:08:30,171 Will do, chief. Okay. 1177 01:08:30,173 --> 01:08:34,241 Well, well, well. If it isn't the blond leading the bland. 1178 01:08:34,243 --> 01:08:36,877 Last minute cram session, kiddie kiddos? 1179 01:08:36,879 --> 01:08:38,646 Why don't you guys worry about your own team? 1180 01:08:38,648 --> 01:08:40,381 That's what a real leader would do. 1181 01:08:40,383 --> 01:08:43,684 Oh. Is that what a real leader would do? 1182 01:08:43,686 --> 01:08:47,154 A real leader wouldn't be practicing at midnight, Whit. 1183 01:08:47,156 --> 01:08:49,190 You can drill a loser all night long, 1184 01:08:49,192 --> 01:08:52,727 and in the morning, you still got a loser. 1185 01:08:52,729 --> 01:08:55,196 Put makeup on a pig� It's still a pig. 1186 01:08:55,198 --> 01:08:56,931 Oink, oink, oink, oink. 1187 01:08:58,835 --> 01:09:00,901 You wanna hear our cheer for tomorrow? 1188 01:09:00,903 --> 01:09:03,904 We're ready, we're fit, we'll smack you like a little bitch. 1189 01:09:03,906 --> 01:09:08,242 Oh-ho. We're tough, we're lean, step to us and we'll get mean. 1190 01:09:08,244 --> 01:09:11,078 Hey, ho, you know. We'll put you on the flo'. 1191 01:09:11,080 --> 01:09:13,781 Dust off your spankies. Stand up and get some mo'. 1192 01:09:15,651 --> 01:09:18,786 Don't cry, don't pout, don't have yourself a cow. 1193 01:09:18,788 --> 01:09:22,156 You're gonna get whupped. Your mommy can't help you now. 1194 01:09:22,158 --> 01:09:24,158 Come on. You can do better than that. 1195 01:09:24,160 --> 01:09:26,227 I can do better, bitch. Let's go. 1196 01:09:26,229 --> 01:09:28,062 Come on. Marni, chill. 1197 01:09:28,064 --> 01:09:29,764 Marni. No. 1198 01:09:29,766 --> 01:09:31,132 Get back here! We are not finished with this. 1199 01:09:31,134 --> 01:09:33,367 Hey, hey! Ow. Okay. 1200 01:09:33,369 --> 01:09:35,670 Watch the face. Okay, girls, 1201 01:09:35,672 --> 01:09:37,705 slap and tickle time is over. 1202 01:09:37,707 --> 01:09:40,274 Oh. Ow! 1203 01:09:40,276 --> 01:09:43,878 Oh! Right. There you go. 1204 01:09:45,247 --> 01:09:47,248 Ow. 1205 01:09:48,083 --> 01:09:51,252 Ow. Ow. 1206 01:09:51,254 --> 01:09:54,388 Little, uh, concealer will help that situation there. 1207 01:09:58,060 --> 01:09:59,960 Tina! 1208 01:10:02,165 --> 01:10:03,964 Paging Dr. Stateman. 1209 01:10:05,234 --> 01:10:07,468 I'm fine, you guys. 1210 01:10:07,470 --> 01:10:11,205 Yeah? Can you hold me up in the air with three crushed metacarpals? 1211 01:10:11,207 --> 01:10:14,041 Of course. Ow! Shit! 1212 01:10:15,177 --> 01:10:17,745 We should just call Tina and forfeit. 1213 01:10:17,747 --> 01:10:20,414 Yeah, you know what. I don't think we have a choice. 1214 01:10:20,416 --> 01:10:24,452 I guess tomorrow I'll go back to doing Phantom of the Opera in my dorm room. Hmm. 1215 01:10:24,454 --> 01:10:27,188 Wait. Hold up, guys. Listen. 1216 01:10:27,190 --> 01:10:31,225 Tomorrow we are gonna go into that field house and get in front of those students. 1217 01:10:31,227 --> 01:10:34,495 And as sure as I'm standing here right now, I can assure you that� 1218 01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:40,034 that we might suck. 1219 01:10:40,036 --> 01:10:42,837 We might totally suck, but to a real cheerleader� 1220 01:10:42,839 --> 01:10:45,106 it doesn't matter if you win or lose. 1221 01:10:45,108 --> 01:10:47,942 It only matters if you try as hard as you can� 1222 01:10:47,944 --> 01:10:51,178 if you give it every ounce of spirit you've got. 1223 01:10:51,180 --> 01:10:52,780 So, what do you say? 1224 01:10:54,349 --> 01:10:57,051 Who wants to suck tomorrow? 1225 01:10:57,053 --> 01:11:01,088 You know what? If there's one thing I'm good at in this world� 1226 01:11:01,090 --> 01:11:03,124 it's sucking. 1227 01:11:03,126 --> 01:11:05,159 I'm in! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1228 01:11:05,161 --> 01:11:06,494 Hey. 1229 01:11:06,496 --> 01:11:08,963 Why suck if you could not suck? 1230 01:11:08,965 --> 01:11:11,499 Because we're missing Francis. It's gonna be hard. 1231 01:11:11,501 --> 01:11:13,467 Well, could you guys use a sub? 1232 01:11:14,436 --> 01:11:17,204 You're gonna lose your scholarship. 1233 01:11:17,206 --> 01:11:21,108 Yeah, well, whatever I lose in financial aid, I'll gain in testicles! 1234 01:11:21,110 --> 01:11:22,076 So I'm in! 1235 01:11:27,215 --> 01:11:29,884 Okay. All right. 1236 01:11:29,886 --> 01:11:33,788 Come on. Let's go. Twenty-five, 26, 27, 1237 01:11:33,790 --> 01:11:36,357 28, 29, 30. 1238 01:11:36,359 --> 01:11:37,825 More. 1239 01:11:39,427 --> 01:11:40,861 More. 1240 01:11:42,430 --> 01:11:45,800 More! Oh! Oh! Give me that! 1241 01:11:45,802 --> 01:11:47,101 Co� Come on 1242 01:11:48,336 --> 01:11:49,403 How are you feelin'? 1243 01:11:49,405 --> 01:11:50,805 I feel like I wanna smile. 1244 01:11:50,807 --> 01:11:51,906 Good! Hey! 1245 01:11:54,176 --> 01:11:56,877 Ow. Ooh. You ready to kick a little? 1246 01:11:56,879 --> 01:11:57,978 Bring it! 1247 01:12:03,985 --> 01:12:05,953 I'm feelin' a little nervous A little, little nervous 1248 01:12:07,256 --> 01:12:10,925 I really have to pee Really, really have to pee 1249 01:12:18,300 --> 01:12:19,900 Check. Check. 1250 01:12:21,369 --> 01:12:23,003 Check! 1251 01:12:25,040 --> 01:12:26,140 Varsity! 1252 01:12:27,375 --> 01:12:29,210 Okay. Here we go. 1253 01:12:30,178 --> 01:12:31,979 Here, muskrat! Set! 1254 01:12:33,548 --> 01:12:36,417 Don't screw up. Pecs out. 1255 01:12:36,419 --> 01:12:38,219 Where's your water bra? I gave it to you! 1256 01:12:38,221 --> 01:12:42,389 Did you bleach your teeth? Did you shave? God. 1257 01:12:42,391 --> 01:12:44,892 Everybody, find your happy place. 1258 01:12:44,894 --> 01:12:45,860 Mmm. 1259 01:12:51,166 --> 01:12:55,436 California State College, are you ready for a showdown? 1260 01:13:01,643 --> 01:13:04,445 Colleen, we love you! 1261 01:13:04,447 --> 01:13:08,215 First up is your very own varsity cheerleading squad. 1262 01:13:08,217 --> 01:13:10,150 No! 1263 01:13:10,152 --> 01:13:12,920 Let's go! Go, go, go! Let's go! 1264 01:13:12,922 --> 01:13:15,522 Let's go! Let's go, Stingers! Go, Stingers! 1265 01:13:17,193 --> 01:13:18,959 Go, Stingers! 1266 01:13:21,463 --> 01:13:22,630 Let's go! 1267 01:13:32,440 --> 01:13:35,542 Varsity! Varsity! Varsity! 1268 01:13:35,544 --> 01:13:38,212 Varsity! Varsity! Varsity! 1269 01:13:43,018 --> 01:13:45,352 Let's go, Stingers. Let's go! 1270 01:13:50,625 --> 01:13:54,161 Tina! Tina! Tina! Tina! 1271 01:13:54,163 --> 01:13:59,533 Tina! Tina! Tina! Tina! Tina! Tina! 1272 01:14:01,037 --> 01:14:02,569 Come on, you guys. 1273 01:14:02,571 --> 01:14:03,637 Come on, guys. Let's go! 1274 01:14:03,639 --> 01:14:05,539 Come on, guys. 1275 01:14:07,075 --> 01:14:09,109 Let's get this show started! 1276 01:14:18,153 --> 01:14:21,689 Go, Sammy! Go, Sammy! Go, Sammy! Go, Sammy! 1277 01:14:21,691 --> 01:14:24,591 Go, Sammy! Go, Sammy! Go, Sammy! 1278 01:14:24,593 --> 01:14:28,095 Go, Sammy! Go, Sammy! Go, Sammy! 1279 01:14:28,097 --> 01:14:30,130 Go, Sammy! Go, Sammy! 1280 01:14:39,040 --> 01:14:40,207 Let's go 1281 01:14:50,618 --> 01:14:53,587 Tina! Tina! Tina! Tina! 1282 01:15:14,643 --> 01:15:17,678 Oh, yeah Here we go 1283 01:15:17,680 --> 01:15:20,647 Here we go H-H-H-Here we go 1284 01:15:26,255 --> 01:15:28,689 Uhh, uhh Go, go, go, go, go 1285 01:15:28,691 --> 01:15:30,591 R-R-R-Raise your hands all up in the air 1286 01:15:30,593 --> 01:15:32,292 Raise your hands all up in the air 1287 01:15:32,294 --> 01:15:35,796 Raise your hands your hands, your hands 1288 01:16:06,661 --> 01:16:08,695 Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah 1289 01:16:08,697 --> 01:16:11,565 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 1290 01:16:11,567 --> 01:16:13,467 Ooh, yeah we know it 1291 01:16:13,469 --> 01:16:15,536 We are the best 1292 01:16:18,573 --> 01:16:20,507 We, we We, we Are, are 1293 01:16:20,509 --> 01:16:22,109 The, the, the 1294 01:16:27,315 --> 01:16:29,750 Here we go Here we go Here we go 1295 01:16:40,261 --> 01:16:41,562 Yeah! Yeah! 1296 01:16:47,602 --> 01:16:50,737 Tina! Tina! Tina! Tina! 1297 01:16:50,739 --> 01:16:54,808 Tina! Tina! Tina! Tina! Tina! Tina! 1298 01:16:56,211 --> 01:16:58,445 Let's go! Number one! 1299 01:17:08,490 --> 01:17:10,124 Let's do this. 1300 01:17:17,733 --> 01:17:20,300 Next we have a new group. 1301 01:17:20,302 --> 01:17:22,669 Please welcome the� 1302 01:17:22,671 --> 01:17:24,771 quote, Renegades, unquote. 1303 01:17:37,852 --> 01:17:39,653 Nice outfits! 1304 01:17:39,655 --> 01:17:41,321 You guys suck! 1305 01:17:47,262 --> 01:17:48,595 Monks can't cheer! 1306 01:17:56,472 --> 01:18:00,541 Welcome, ladies and gents of all ages. 1307 01:18:00,543 --> 01:18:04,444 Feast your eyes on a "cheergasm" like no man� 1308 01:18:04,446 --> 01:18:05,913 has seen before. 1309 01:18:06,414 --> 01:18:07,514 Hit it 1310 01:18:11,452 --> 01:18:12,753 Yeah! 1311 01:18:13,421 --> 01:18:15,522 Ooh! 1312 01:18:26,334 --> 01:18:28,502 Get crazy 1313 01:18:30,706 --> 01:18:33,207 Crazy 1314 01:19:57,959 --> 01:20:00,594 Yeah! Whoo! 1315 01:20:17,078 --> 01:20:19,479 Get crazy The heat is on 1316 01:20:20,915 --> 01:20:23,483 Get crazy Crazy, crazy, crazy 1317 01:20:25,687 --> 01:20:27,421 Stingers! 1318 01:20:33,928 --> 01:20:37,064 Yeah! Yeah! Whoo! 1319 01:20:38,666 --> 01:20:41,401 Ow. It's cool. Okay. 1320 01:20:48,476 --> 01:20:50,377 Yeah! Come on! 1321 01:20:51,779 --> 01:20:53,513 Yeah! 1322 01:21:14,435 --> 01:21:16,603 Damn kids. 1323 01:21:16,605 --> 01:21:18,572 - Come on. - Let's just do it. 1324 01:21:18,574 --> 01:21:21,875 Hi, everyone. I'm Dean Sebastian. 1325 01:21:21,877 --> 01:21:26,546 I want to thank both teams for putting on a really wonderful display. 1326 01:21:28,116 --> 01:21:29,983 It reminds me of my student days. 1327 01:21:29,985 --> 01:21:34,054 Of course, back in those days� 1328 01:21:34,056 --> 01:21:37,157 the cheers weren't quite as complicated. 1329 01:21:37,159 --> 01:21:39,860 Just tell us the winner, will you, please? 1330 01:21:40,962 --> 01:21:42,763 Okay. Thank you. 1331 01:21:44,899 --> 01:21:48,635 The winner, representing Cal State College� 1332 01:21:48,637 --> 01:21:51,438 at the National Cheerleading Championships� 1333 01:21:56,043 --> 01:21:57,577 Come on! 1334 01:21:58,679 --> 01:22:00,113 Come on! 1335 01:22:02,684 --> 01:22:04,451 Let's go! Come on! 1336 01:22:05,920 --> 01:22:07,554 The Renegades! Yeah! 1337 01:22:15,797 --> 01:22:17,497 Yeah! Yeah! 1338 01:22:34,982 --> 01:22:36,950 You are so pathetic! 1339 01:22:36,952 --> 01:22:40,020 You're pathetic! I know you wax your butt! 1340 01:22:40,022 --> 01:22:42,756 Do you actually think your roots are natural? 1341 01:22:42,758 --> 01:22:44,124 You are not born with roots! 1342 01:22:45,561 --> 01:22:47,461 I was too! 1343 01:22:48,963 --> 01:22:50,497 You did it! I know! 1344 01:22:51,766 --> 01:22:53,834 What'd you think? 1345 01:22:54,936 --> 01:22:56,169 You're right. You sucked. 1346 01:22:59,207 --> 01:23:02,676 Janice. Towel. Immediately! 1347 01:23:02,678 --> 01:23:04,811 Marni. I quit. Immediately. 1348 01:23:08,082 --> 01:23:09,216 Excuse me. 1349 01:23:09,218 --> 01:23:10,884 Oh. Hi. 1350 01:23:10,886 --> 01:23:14,888 Uh, I just wanted to say nice job. 1351 01:23:14,890 --> 01:23:18,225 Your routine was good. 1352 01:23:18,227 --> 01:23:22,229 Inconsistent and a tad pedestrian at times, but good. 1353 01:23:22,231 --> 01:23:24,564 Wow. Thanks. I'm not exactly s� 1354 01:23:24,566 --> 01:23:26,666 On behalf of the administration and alumni 1355 01:23:26,668 --> 01:23:28,835 I wanna offer you and your team� 1356 01:23:28,837 --> 01:23:30,971 the full backing of the college. 1357 01:23:30,973 --> 01:23:34,508 You're our new varsity cheerleading squad. 1358 01:23:34,510 --> 01:23:38,745 It'll be a thrill to work with the new� bomb diggity. 1359 01:23:38,747 --> 01:23:41,681 Now if you'll excuse me, ladies, I have a lunch date. 1360 01:23:45,654 --> 01:23:48,755 So, we might need a sub for nationals. 1361 01:23:49,290 --> 01:23:52,225 Really? Wait. Wait. 1362 01:23:52,227 --> 01:23:54,094 You and me on the same team? 1363 01:23:54,096 --> 01:23:56,997 Of course, you'd have to audition first. 1364 01:23:56,999 --> 01:23:58,665 I don't audition. 1365 01:23:59,534 --> 01:24:00,700 Hmm. 1366 01:24:01,636 --> 01:24:03,036 Suit yourself. 1367 01:24:05,306 --> 01:24:07,607 But maybe I can come help you out, you know. 1368 01:24:07,609 --> 01:24:09,943 I'll have to check my "sched." I could bring Marni. 1369 01:24:09,945 --> 01:24:13,079 Or not. I never even really liked her anyways. 1370 01:24:13,081 --> 01:24:14,781 It's just, I was thinking Friday 1371 01:24:14,783 --> 01:24:17,784 we could get some "fro-yo," do some choreography. 1372 01:24:17,786 --> 01:24:22,956 Whittier, you have such great hair. I just� Who does your color? 1373 01:24:22,958 --> 01:24:25,225 Marker. Hmm. 1374 01:24:25,227 --> 01:24:28,194 Uh� S� I expect more� 1375 01:24:28,196 --> 01:24:30,630 Well, she's a sh� sinking ship. 1376 01:24:30,632 --> 01:24:31,698 Let's do that again. 1377 01:24:31,700 --> 01:24:37,103 You're a real tough cookie with a long history 1378 01:24:37,105 --> 01:24:41,041 Of breaking little hearts like the one in me 1379 01:24:41,043 --> 01:24:44,578 That's okay Let's see how you do it 1380 01:24:44,580 --> 01:24:47,948 Put up your dukes Let's get down to it 1381 01:24:47,950 --> 01:24:50,850 Hit me with your best shot 1382 01:24:50,852 --> 01:24:55,055 Why don't you hit me with your best shot 1383 01:24:55,057 --> 01:24:56,957 Hit me with your best shot 1384 01:24:58,060 --> 01:24:59,626 Fire away 1385 01:25:01,996 --> 01:25:05,231 You come on with a come-on, You don't fight fair 1386 01:25:06,200 --> 01:25:09,302 But that's okay See if I care 1387 01:25:09,304 --> 01:25:12,672 Knock me down It's all in vain 1388 01:25:12,674 --> 01:25:16,242 I get right back on my feet again 1389 01:25:16,244 --> 01:25:19,346 Hit me with your best shot 1390 01:25:19,348 --> 01:25:21,881 Why don't you hit me with your best shot 1391 01:25:23,351 --> 01:25:25,952 Hit me with your best shot 1392 01:25:25,954 --> 01:25:28,755 Fire away 1393 01:25:28,757 --> 01:25:31,992 Who can settle this and judge it who's right. 1394 01:25:31,994 --> 01:25:33,660 Oh, yeah? Yes! 1395 01:25:33,662 --> 01:25:34,961 That's a cut. Almost had it. 1396 01:25:46,774 --> 01:25:49,876 Hit me with your best shot 1397 01:25:49,878 --> 01:25:53,880 Why don't you hit me with your best shot 1398 01:25:53,882 --> 01:25:56,316 Hit me with your best shot 1399 01:25:56,318 --> 01:25:58,184 Fire away 1400 01:26:00,988 --> 01:26:05,025 Give me an "S-S." Give me a "T-R." Err! 1401 01:26:05,027 --> 01:26:08,094 You know I'm about to get twisted, baby! 1402 01:26:08,096 --> 01:26:09,195 Hit me with your best shot 1403 01:26:09,197 --> 01:26:10,797 It's really not coming off. 1404 01:26:10,799 --> 01:26:11,898 Fire away 1405 01:26:11,900 --> 01:26:12,866 Away! 1406 01:26:17,905 --> 01:26:20,073 Fire away 1407 01:26:20,075 --> 01:26:21,408 Yeah! 1408 01:26:25,012 --> 01:26:26,379 Fire away 1409 01:26:26,381 --> 01:26:27,947 God, are you losing your drawers? 1410 01:26:27,949 --> 01:26:28,948 Sorry. 1411 01:26:32,119 --> 01:26:36,823 Fire away 1412 01:26:38,793 --> 01:26:40,326 And cut! 1413 01:26:51,406 --> 01:26:54,374 Oh, she's gonna be perfect on game day. 1414 01:26:54,376 --> 01:26:56,276 Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm. 1415 01:26:58,379 --> 01:26:59,713 Shh! 1416 01:27:01,282 --> 01:27:03,149 C-Come on 1417 01:27:22,103 --> 01:27:23,970 C-Come on 1418 01:28:22,963 --> 01:28:24,831 C-Come on 1419 01:28:30,838 --> 01:28:32,906 Come on 106511

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