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It began like most things:
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in a top secret engineering
lab filled with baboons.
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Doctor, it's time to face the facts.
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- Nothing's working.
- Confound it, Miles.
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I promised your father
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I wouldn't quit until we
found a cure for baboon rage.
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If only we could understand
what he is trying to tell us.
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Oh, that's adorable.
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Don't worry, bonzo, no
one's giving up on...
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No!
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The president
never even saw it coming.
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Baboons! Shoot your bullets
at them with your guns.
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Whoa!
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Oh god!
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But that was months ago.
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With the president dead and
Axe Cop missing in action,
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these people have put the
last of their hope... in me.
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One day, the scene of the fire.
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The cop found the perfect axe.
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That was the day he became...
Axe Cop!
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So he had tryouts and hired a partner.
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I will chop your heads off!
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Brothers and sisters,
please do not grow weary,
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but hold on to hope.
For I, Flute Cop, am with you.
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- Hey!
- Boo! We want Axe Cop!
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Oh! Tough crowd.
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Hey, Grey, you got anymore
candy we can throw at them?
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I don't know,
I think Sockarang ate them.
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What the heck?
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Baboons!
We're under a baboon attack!
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Baboons, battle stations!
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Oh, no! There's something
else headed our way!
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- Something big.
- Oh, no, no, no, no!
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It's bears!
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As if baboon-pocolypse
wasn't bad enough,
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now we've got bear-mageddon!
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Hey, wait a second, it's Axe Cop!
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Bear army, kill all the baboons!
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Hyah!
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Oh my god, the baboons are gone!
Axe Cop's the best!
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I'm gonna miss being
the last hope of mankind.
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Oh, Flutey, you've been my
last hope since I first met you.
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Hyah!
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Hey, the baboons are gone!
You did it, Axe Cop!
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Wrong, they're not gone.
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The baboons prayed to
the Almighty Baboon.
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He turned them microscopic,
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and they are now
entering our bloodstreams.
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Uh... wait, there are little
tiny baboons inside me?
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- Like, right now?
- Why am I all itchy?
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Oh, you're itchy? That's weird.
I am not itchy at all.
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My diamond is not stinging at all.
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Oh! Oh, no!
Look how red my butt is!
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- I need to put some sap on this!
- Axe Cop, tell us what to do!
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It says here that we need to
go visit the Almighty Bear.
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- The Almighty Bear?
- Yes, the Almighty Bear is the only
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one who can defeat the Almighty Baboon.
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How are we going to find
a microscopic baboon?
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It says right here
that the Almighty Baboon
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is the one with the purple bum.
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To Bearopolis!
Hyah!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hold on.
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You haven't answered my question.
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There! In that tree is
the slide to Bearopolis,
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the city of bears.
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- How are we gonna get inside that tree?
- I brought a key.
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Let's go!
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Whoa!
What the heck!
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Ow, I think I got a splinter.
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Axe Cop, did you bring tweezers?
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Oh my goodness.
Are you seeing this?
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Bearopolis is amazing!
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Oh boy, I think I've been spotted.
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Whew, that was a close one.
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Those bears almost saw...
Oh!
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Axe Cop! No! Help!
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- Shush, play along.
- What?
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I have to wear a bear
disguise to blend in.
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Well, no fair!
Why don't I get a bear disguise?
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I'm a husky guy,
I could pass for a bear.
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Don't worry, you are going
to be my sacrificial offering
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in the temple of the Almighty Bear.
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- Axe Cop, can we rethink this strategy?
- There's no time.
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We're here.
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Almighty Bear!
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I have come to offer
you a fat human sacrifice
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to show that I come in peace.
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- Axe Cop! Wait, wait, wait!
- Hyah!
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To make you my pet!
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Flute Cop, quick, chew
through the stomach,
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break through its bones with your
face, and bite it in the heart.
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Hyah!
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Okay, this is gonna taste terrible.
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- Why didn't you do this yourself?
- Because it's gross.
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Whew!
I think I found the heart!
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- Hurry, bite it now.
- Ugh!
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Yeah!
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Flute Cop, order it to
shrink down all the bears on
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Earth so they can enter our
blood and kill the baboons.
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Sure thing, Axe Cop.
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It's been a week
since we introduced the bears
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into our bloodstreams,
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and the acceleration of the
disease has been stabilized.
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Hey, bro, you got any of those
purple vitamin C gummies left?
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Until we find the Almighty Baboon
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with the purple butt,
there can be no cure.
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But Axe Cop says he has a plan.
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Attention survivors,
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while the bears are battling
back the baboons in your blood,
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there will be no cure without
the help of the president.
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But, Axe Cop,
the president is dead!
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No! The president that died
was the normal president.
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But the Secret President is still alive.
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Wait, there's a Secret President?
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Yes! He's so secret,
that no one knows who he is.
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Except me.
His name is Larry, the almighty human,
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and he is sleeping on a park
bench in Arizona City, Arizona.
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Um, Axe Cop, do you
think it's a good idea
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to announce where the
Secret President is?
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I mean, the baboons are
everywhere inside of us,
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they could be listening right now.
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What if the Almighty Baboon
finds the Secret President first?
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I'm counting on it.
Let's go!
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Hello, Mr. Secret President, sir.
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Shush!
That was supposed to be a secret.
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I know, but this is an emergency.
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- Flute Cop, check his butt.
- What?
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It's an honor to meet
you, Mr. Secret President.
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Oh, no! Axe Cop,
his butt's turning purple.
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The Almighty Baboon
has taken our bait.
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- Are we too late?
- We're right on time.
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Flute Cop, I command you to
command the Almighty Bear pet
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to shrink us down so we can
enter the Secret President,
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and kill the Almighty Baboon.
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You heard him, bear!
Shrink us down!
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To the Secret President's heart!
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Not so fast, Almighty Baboon!
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No, only you are doomed.
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Now you're stuck inside Larry,
the Secret President
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and we brought the ultimate
weapon to defeat you.
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Take a bite of my secret
double shrink attack!
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Bear pet, now!
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Axe Cop, I'm at the heart.
Oh-ho-ho, it's so gross!
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Bite it now!
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Almighty Baboon,
I command you to spit me out.
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There's a good baboon.
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And so...
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in the end, the bears
returned to Bearopolis.
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The baboons became good
guys and live inside us all,
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keeping the world free of disease.
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Larry went back to sleep
and for Axe Cop, well...
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I guess he really did have
a plan after all.
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Whew!
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Oh, no one's here.
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