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The holy chamber's been breached.
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Protect the Diamond!
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Well, cousin Rooster,
for the last time, you git.
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My name ain't Rooster.
It's Lord Diamond!
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You hear that, boys?!
Rooster's called himself Lord Diamond.
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The Diamond did not choose you.
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You ain't a man.
You half a man.
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You a half-man, half-nothin'!
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Y'all are wrong!
And I'll show you.
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I call upon the ancient words...
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Hee-haw!
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Lord, I'm coming home to you.
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No-oooo!
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One day, at the scene of the fire
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the cop found the perfect axe.
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That was the day he became
Axe Cop!
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So he had tryouts and hired a partner.
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I will chop your heads off!
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Team, time to work on our battle cries.
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I'll go first, since mine is the best.
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Sockarang, go!
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Nice. Ralph Wrinkles, go!
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Better. Flute Cop, you're up.
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Great. Wexter!
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Love it.
Grey Diamond!
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I-I-I-I-I
don't have one!
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That's the worst battle cry ever.
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No no no. That's what I'm saying,
I don't have a battle cry.
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Honestly, I wouldn't
worry about it, buddy.
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It's not like you have
any powers, proper training
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or fighting skills. So you
don't need a battle cry.
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You're right, Flute Cop. I guess I
don't have much of a purpose here.
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And you know what? I'm not one
to hold my best friends back.
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So you guys keep fighting crime
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and I'm gonna go find
something else awesome to do.
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What?
You can't leave the team!
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- What are you gonna do for money?
- Oh, don't worry about me.
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Old Grey Diamond here,
he lands on his feet.
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Whoa, did Grey Diamond just quit?
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Because he doesn't get unemployment
if he quits. I told him that.
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You look so dumb with that
big diamond on your head, bro.
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Guess I don't need this
stupid thing anymore.
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Welcome to my pawnshop.
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What can I pawn for you today?
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What's up, bro?
I got a big diamond on my head
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and I gotta pawn this A.S.A.Possible.
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Hmm. Where'd you get that, ace?
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Well, my low-energy friend,
pull up a chair,
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'cause I got a story that's
gonna blow your head off.
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You see, people didn't
always call me Grey Diamond.
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No no.
My parents thought "Frankenstein"
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was a pretty cool name, so they
called me Mark Frankenstein.
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Wait. You're world-renowned
diamond expert
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- Mark Frankenstein?
- Oh wow.
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I haven't heard that name
in years, bro.
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I lectured on some of
the most controversial
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diamond theories of my day.
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The legendary Grey Diamond
holds unlimited power.
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Whoever possesses that power
can do anything.
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Tomorrow we're gonna
pick up on how diamonds
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can tell you your destiny
if you listen really closely.
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Whoo.
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Hey, Sergeant G, my old partner!
High fives!
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I thought they were shipping you out
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- to the chicken head war.
- Mark, I need your help.
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Some miners in Alabama found a diamond.
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The army wants to cut it
up and sell it to get rich.
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That doesn't concern me.
I'm a professor now... of children.
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My diamond-hunting days are
long behind me, best friend.
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No no, don't worry about it, no.
I-I... I understand.
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Oh, and by the way, that
diamond they found? It's grey.
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It's grey.
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It's grey.
It's grey.
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Oh, bro.
The Grey Diamond.
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Nobody's been able to
pull this diamond out.
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I guess we're just
gonna have to cut it out.
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Stop right there!
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Nobody cuts this diamond!
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Mark Frankenstein?
No one respects you
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or your crazy diamond theories.
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Now stand back.
Cut through him if you have to.
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No-oooo!
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What the heck?
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Grey Diamond!
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But turns out the grey
diamond has no powers.
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At all. Like zero.
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Yep, just kind of a cool hat really.
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Great story.
I'll give you $15 for it.
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- For $15 you can have the outfit also.
- Yeah, I'm gonna...
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- I'm gonna pass on the suit.
- Nice!
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American History Museum,
how may I direct your call?
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Hey, buddy, you're
not gonna believe this,
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but you know that diamond
you keep calling about?
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- Somebody brought it in.
- I never called about a...
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I'll be right there, city boy.
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What are you having, Axe Cop?
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- Do you have babies?
- Babies? Huh, no!
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Good, because they're disgusting.
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My mom used to make me eat 'em
all the time to stay healthy.
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Oh. And for you, s...
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What the heck?!
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The souls of everything
are getting sucked up
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and they're heading Downtown!
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You're not going anywhere, soul!
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This is the best $15
I've ever spent, bro.
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- Libor...
- Liborg, no!
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What's going on?
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Someone's gotta stop all this!
Where's Axe Cop?
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Hee-haw!
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Lord Diamond! You're
supposed to be on display
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at the American History Museum
in the ancient Alabama exhibit.
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I was layin' low, bidin' my time
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till I could get my hot lil'
hands on the Grey Diamond.
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And with the power of
this here Grey Diamond,
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I'm gonna be half-man...
half-everything!
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Oh my gosh!
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Grey Diamond...
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Grey Diamond.
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Now listen closely, I need
to tell you your destiny.
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My theory was right!
Diamonds can tell you your destiny.
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You must stop half-man,
half-everything
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from getting Axe Cop's soul.
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Me? But I don't even have a battle cry.
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I'm just a regular guy
that used to have a giant
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diamond for a head before
I pawned it for $15.
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The Grey Diamond chose
you to protect Axe Cop.
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It's your destiny.
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I have a destiny and
it's to protect Axe Cop?!
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Yeah! Best destiny ever!
All right.
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Hey, let go of Axe Cop's soul!
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Grey Diamond?
What are you doing here?
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What I was born to do:
protect you!
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So the ancients have sent
their so-called
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chosen one to defeat me?
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You're nothing, Mark Frankenstein!
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Nothing!
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But if you join me,
you can be half of everything!
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A building, Mark!
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You could be a truck!
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You could be a ladder.
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A real destiny.
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I'm sorry, Lord Muchacho.
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I already got a destiny.
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- Whoa ho ho!
- I got my soul back! Yay!
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Oh, I'm so happy
I can keep waitressing.
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Wexter!
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Awesome! You don't
have to say thank you.
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It's my destiny to protect you.
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Oh, that's a great battle cry:
I protect Axe Cop's soul!
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Nailed it.
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- Hey, wanna hear my
battle cry again? - No!
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Don't ever touch my axe again.
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