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"The jester,"
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"anchors aweigh,"
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"snaky tiger,"
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- "lunch lady."
- Wow! He skates like he fights.
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It's art, really.
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All right folks, time for
"couple skate" competition,
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where you and your partners
can show off your skills
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and compete for big prizes.
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Singles, you need to clear
the roller rink now.
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Axe Cop, buddy, it's
"couples" skate,
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don't embarrass yourself.
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That means you, police
guy with the axe.
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Ugh.
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- Couples skate? That's gross!
- I hear you, man.
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But you look like a
pretty confident guy.
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Why don't you just
get a girlfriend?
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No woman on Earth is
good enough for me.
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Who said anything about Earth?
Check this out.
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- It's an interplanetary dating site.
- That's dumb.
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It's pretty scientific, actually.
Uses love algorithms and whatnot.
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And next week's prize is the
ultimate space trampoline.
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What?! Wexter!
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Whoa! Axe Cop! What gives?
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I'm going on the internet
to find a girlfriend
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so I can win the ultimate
space trampoline!
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Two large containers
of gummy worms,
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just like we agreed on.
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Soon Axe Cop will find
the perfect girlfriend
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and fall right into our trap.
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One day, at the
scene of the fire
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the cop found the perfect axe.
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That was the day
he became Axe Cop!
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I need a partner now.
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So he had tryouts and
hired a partner.
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My name is Flute Cop.
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Let's go inside a
mouse's imagination!
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I will chop your heads off!
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You realize most
chicks aren't cool
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with the gone-all-day-and-night
fighting-crime thing, right?
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But you know who is?
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Your best friend! Yeah,
you're looking at him!
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You gotta stick with me, man.
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I'm not listening to you. I need
to be in a couple so I can win
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the ultimate space trampoline
at the couples skate.
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"Personality: the best."
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"Idea of a perfect date:
tricking a thousand bad guys
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into eating poisoned tacos,
then watching them die."
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Done. Submit.
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Axe Girl? From Axe Planet?
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Problem solved.
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Grey Diamond, you're in
charge of the phones. Bye.
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Whoo-hoo! All right!
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First order of business,
we're going to talk
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into this part and
listen into this part!
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The perfect city. Down there!
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- You must be Axe Girl.
- And you must be a genius.
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Of course I am, I'm Axe Cop.
You are my new girlfriend
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and will help me win
the couples skate.
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So tell me, do you already
know how to rollerskate
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or will I have to train you?
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Train me? No one trains me.
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My only job is to kill bad guys
and I'm already the best at it.
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Um, and by the way, you
wanna be my boyfriend?
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Barf.
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First of all, I'm the
best at killing bad guys.
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But the reason I'm here
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is because I'm the best
at winning prizes.
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And next week's couples
skate grand prize
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is the ultimate
space trampoline.
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Did you say, prizes? Okay.
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I will allow you to be
my pretend boyfriend
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so we can win the grand prize.
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But after we win you are
automatically dumped,
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and no holding hands.
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Fine. I would never want
to hold your hand anyway,
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- that's gross.
- Hexter!
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Hmm, not bad for a triceratops.
Wexter is, of course, better.
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Oh, Axe Cop, take a closer look.
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Hexter here has
unlimited bullets.
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Have you ever seen
anything so lethal?
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Must be a new model.
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In any case, time to practice our moves.
Lace up, Axe Girl!
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♪ And I can't fight
this feeling anymore ♪
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♪ I've forgotten what I
started fighting for ♪
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♪ it's time to bring this
ship into the shore ♪
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♪ and throw away
the oars forever ♪
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First place, Axe
Cop and Axe Girl.
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Congratulations. What a show.
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Here is your big prize.
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Yes! I win!
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- Grey Diamond.
- Hey-yoo!
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Bring the ultimate space
trampoline back to the station.
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Ahem. Oh, actually, Axe Cop,
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I have to head back
to Axe Planet now,
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and I'll be taking
the trampoline.
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Axe Girl, while I thank
you for you help,
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let me explain how
this will work.
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You may come by the station
and jump sixth turn,
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after my turn, Grey
Diamond's turn,
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Flute Cop's turn,
Sockarang's turn,
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my turn again, then your turn.
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Ah, right. This
trampoline is mine.
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I'm the better skater,
I had the best moves,
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so, I won the prize. Oh,
and you're dumped. Bye.
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Wrong! I have the best moves!
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It's my ultimate space
trampoline, I won!
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I'll chop your...
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Excuse me, police
officers with axes,
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I can help you solve
this problem.
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It's called an interplanetary
couples therapy retreat.
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That's great!
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I don't know one person
who doesn't love therapy.
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Ugh. Fine, let's go.
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Grey Diamond, hide the
ultimate space trampoline
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- in the secret spot.
- Oh, for sure, bro.
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No one's ever gonna
find it under your bed.
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Three large containers
of sugar dip sticks,
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just like we agreed on.
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Phase two of our plan, complete.
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Two perfect axes walking
right into our trap.
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Welcome, Axe Cop and Axe Girl,
we all know relationships
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- take work, - and part of
that work is compromise.
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Ugh, this is taking too long.
You, announce that I
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won the ultimate space
trampoline fair and square.
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Well, what I think we're
trying to say is that
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maybe you two can work
together on the solution here.
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All right, fine.
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I get it seven days a week,
and she can have it zero.
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Umm, I think what
he meant to say
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was that I get it all
days of the year.
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No! That is not what I meant!
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- Excuse me?
- Hey, hey, hey, you two.
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Shouting and pouting stops
healing and feeling.
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- Please, relax.
- Just look into...
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Our eyes.
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- Is it working?
- I think so.
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- Tell them to do something.
- Stick your finger up your nose.
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- It's not working.
- Cross your eyes,
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and stick your tongue out.
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Pat your head and
rub your stomach.
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No one can hypnotize me!
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I'm wearing hypno-proof
sunglasses!
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So am I.
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I'll chop your...
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No! Wait! Spare our lives!
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We can lead you to an even
bigger head to chop off.
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- Bigger?
- You tell him, dear.
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We're from the beautiful
Planet Tutukaka.
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Our world is in trouble.
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And since you two aren't
very good listeners,
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we tried to hypnotize
you into helping.
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We'd just like to show you
a short educational film.
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It will not try to hypnotize you.
It's just for learning.
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- Ugh, fine. I hate learning.
- Shut your trap, Axe Cop.
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But yes, I agree that
learning is dumb.
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Our once beautiful
planet of Tutukaka
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has recently been infected
with horse measles
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and has grown an evil,
gigantic moon head.
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This mutation is
relentlessly consuming
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all the inhabitants
on our planet.
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There's only one hope.
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The mutated moon head
needs to be destroyed
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by two perfect axes
at the same time.
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_
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Now, that's why we brought
you two together.
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You're perfect fighters,
and you have perfect axes.
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Please, will you help us?
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A planet with a bad guy head?
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- I'll chop its...
- Ahem.
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Ugh, fine. We'll
chop its head off.
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But, let's make
this interesting.
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If I chop off my side better,
I get to keep the trampoline.
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Thank you for making
this so easy, Axe Girl.
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- Girls are so dumb.
- Thank you, Axe Cop and Axe Girl,
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but we must hurry.
Where's the trampoline?
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This was smart to hide it under here.
At least nobody found it.
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We must hurry.
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Grey Diamond, you're
in charge of judging.
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Let's do this. I just
hope I don't accidentally
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chop your head off, Axe Cop.
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Although I obviously wouldn't
because my precision is stellar.
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- You wish, Axe Girl.
- Okay guys, let's go over the rules.
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I want a nice, clean jump here,
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and in the event of a tie,
the trampoline goes to me.
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Let's get it on, and let's
have fun, and let's jump!
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Grey Diamond, let's go!
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- One, two, three...
- Jump!
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Ha!
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Oh, no, Axe Cop!
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Axe Cop, hold still!
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Ha!
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I'll chop your head off!
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- You are our heroes!
- You saved our home!
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Be quiet! Grey Diamond, who won?
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Oh, it was exactly a tie!
That's so weird.
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Well, unfortunately, the
trampoline goes to me. All right!
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Ugh, fine.
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Ultimate space trampolines
are boring anyway.
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I now prefer the trebuchet.
Ahem, Axe Girl,
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thank you for saving me
from the Tutukaka tail,
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even through I would have
been fine without your help.
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- Gross, Axe Cop, come on.
- I am never gross.
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But, you will always be gross to me.
And dumb.
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Thank you.
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Well, it's time for me
to return to Axe Planet.
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Never bother me again
with your stupid ideas.
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Unless, of course, they're
prize related and
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I don't have to share them with you.
Hexter!
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There she goes.
Girls are so dumb.
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The jester!
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Anchors aweigh!
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Here comes the snaky tiger!
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And the lunch lady!
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Ah! Oh, no!
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