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[♪♪♪]
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Attaboy, Chopper.
That's doing your stuff.
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Bring up your right hand.
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That's it. Bring it up again.
MOE: Now try the left.
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Come on, Chopper.
You gotta do some training.
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I'm tired.
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We'll work with you.
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You can start on the dummy.
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[GRUMBLES]
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Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
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He means the other dummy.
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[GRUNTS]
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Oh, cop a sneaker, eh?
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[GRUNTS]
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[YELPS]
[GRUNTS]
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[GRUNTS, GRUMBLES]
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Missed me.
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MOE:
Why, you...
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[ALL GRUNT]
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Wait a minute.
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I'll take a short count.
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The winner and still world's
champion, Oscar the Dummy.
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Ha-ha-ha. I'm beginning
to enjoy this workout.
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I even feel like
a few rounds of boxing.
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That's swell, but we ain't
got no sparring partner.
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No. No.
Not me, fellas.
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I never had a glove on
in my life.
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Besides, I bruise easy.
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Oh, don't be a baby.
It's all in fun.
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I hate fun.
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What are you,
surrounding me, fellas?
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Oh, you gotta do it.
Think of the dough.
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I'd rather think of my health.
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Here.
Yeah, we're gonna put this
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on your head.
Thanks.
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We don't want the Chopper
to hurt his hands.
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Wait. Don't be a coward.
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You'll spar a little
with the Chopper
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and exchange some love taps.
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Taps?
Yeah, taps.
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[GRUNTS]
Quiet.
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Come on.
Wait a minute.
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Where did everybody go?
Ah, this way.
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[YELPS]
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MOE:
Get in there.
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Come on. Come on.
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All right.
Don't shove me.
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[THUD]
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Moe, Larry. Help! No!
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Wait a minute.
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Give me your foot.
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Come on here.
Come on.
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[ALL GRUNT]
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You dumb ox, you.
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[GROANS]
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Now, I know how a gopher feels.
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Get these gloves on.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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Hey, there's Kitty.
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Come on. This way. Come on.
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LARRY:
Kitty.
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Hiya, baby. You're just in time
to see the Chopper do his stuff.
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Kitty, I want you
to meet Chopper Cane,
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the next heavyweight champion.
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Oh, I'm meeting
a champion right now.
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Why, you say
the sweetest things.
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Oh, sugar, you're
just about to see
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little old Chopper
go into action.
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Oh, I just love
to see a good fight.
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Well, you just
stick around here.
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I'll murder that guy
for you. Heh-heh.
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Get the victim ready
for the slaughter.
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Wait a minute, Chopper.
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Remember: love taps.
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Get him ready.
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[CRUNCH]
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This won't take long.
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Get a load of that Chopper.
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Lace that glove.
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Yeah, our Chopper's
a bit of a wolf.
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Yeah, if he moves around
the ring
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like he moved in on Kitty,
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I figure we got
a new champion on our hands.
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MOE:
Is it fixed?
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He's fixed, all right.
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Wait over there, baby.
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What's the matter kid?
You nervous?
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Just my left hand.
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Ah, take it easy.
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With a dame around,
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the Chopper will box
like a perfect gentleman.
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Now, when I ring the bell,
you come out fighting.
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Any blood, ignore it.
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Where you going, fellas?
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[RINGS]
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[GRUNTING]
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[FIST POUNDING]
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[GONG CRASHES]
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SHEMP:
I didn't mean it.
I didn't mean it.
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My hand slipped. Love taps.
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[GROANS]
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Love taps.
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SHEMP:
All right.
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Watch this one.
Watch... Just watch this.
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There goes Shemp
with a left jab.
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There goes Shemp
with a right uppercut.
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There goes Shemp
with a haymaker.
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[CLANG, SPLASH]
There goes Shemp.
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What's the matter with you?
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Easy, boy.
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All right. Get him up.
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Up you go. Up.
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Come on.
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What's the matter?
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Wait a minute.
I'll get it off.
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Let me... I know how to do it.
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Take your hands off.
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Come on. I got a system.
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[GRUNTS]
Let me have it.
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Now, wait a minute. Easy.
Easy.
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That a boy.
Easy, now.
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Wait a minute.
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[ALL GRUMBLE]
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Take it easy, kid.
Take it easy.
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Easy, kid.
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Let me at him.
Let me at him.
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Quiet, stupid.
He's gone.
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Oh. Oh, he can't take it, eh?
A good thing for him.
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I'd have ripped him
limb from limb.
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Easy, kid. Easy.
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Easy.
Easy, kid. Easy.
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Hey, what's good
for a fractured skull?
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I don't know. What's good
for a fractured skull?
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I don't know either.
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Is it fractured?
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[SHEMP GROANING]
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LARRY:
Attaboy. Attaboy.
Wait a minute.
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Too bad, Shemp.
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You were way out in front.
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That's when I should've quit.
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You should have quit
before you got started.
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Hey, which one of you guys
is boss around here?
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ALL:
He is.
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Oh, wise guys, huh?
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Well, I got a message
for you from Big Mike.
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Big Mike?
We never heard of him.
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You will.
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Wait a minute. Are you trying
to scare somebody?
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MAN: Yeah!
Well, okay.
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[ALL MUTTERING]
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Now, get this straight.
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That palooka of yours,
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he ain't winning his fight
with Gorilla Watson.
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Why not?
Because Big Mike says so.
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But listen... No buts.
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Just see that that palooka
of yours
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gets himself knocked out.
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Come on, Chuck.
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Ah, they can't do this to us.
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I'll call the police.
I'll call the fire department.
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I'll... I'll call the Marines.
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I'll... Shut up!
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Oh, that's what I mean.
I'll shut up.
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What are we gonna do now?
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We got every cent we own
bet on the Chopper.
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We gotta tell the Chopper
to throw the fight.
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You guys tell him.
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I'll be there to pick you up
and carry you out.
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Maybe musclebrain is right.
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We gotta find another way out.
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Say, the Chopper
went gaga over Kitty.
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I'll keep bringing her around,
he won't train,
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and by fight time,
he'll be as soft as putty.
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That's it, porcupine.
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We'll feed him
all kinds of rich food.
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He'll soften up,
and he'll be a cinch to lose.
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That's a swell idea.
Am I glad I thought of it.
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[ALL TALKING]
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Oh, baby, it's swell having you
here with me all the time.
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I know, but don't you think
you oughta start
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doing some training?
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Oh, think nothing of it.
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The Chopper's getting
in the condition we want him.
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Here, have some cream puffs.
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They'll build you up.
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It's my favorite fruit.
Ha-ha.
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LARRY:
Well, take some more.
We got a lot of 'em.
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But, baby doll,
if you eat too much of that,
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you won't be in shape
to knock out Gorilla Watson.
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Oh, honey, the way I feel now,
I don't wanna hurt nobody.
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Honey baby, after lunch,
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will you read me
another poem about love?
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My idea's working out swell.
Look at him.
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He's so goofy,
you could knock him down
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with a handful of peanuts
without the shells.
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Yeah, the way
he's packing it in,
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the Gorilla will knock him stiff
in the first round.
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He's sure making a pig
of himself.
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Look who's talking.
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[GRUNTS]
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Give me that cake.
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Mmm.
If I only had some coffee.
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[ALL GRUNT]
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What's the matter with you?
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Let go.
You're bending the stripes.
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Listen.
It's getting late.
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I wonder what's keeping
the Chopper?
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What does your watch say?
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Tick, tick, tick, tick.
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[GROANS]
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Listen. He oughta
be here by now.
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We gotta get him ready
for the fight.
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Don't worry about getting
him ready.
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Worry about
carrying him out afterwards.
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CHOPPER:
Let me at him.
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Where's that Gorilla Watson?
I'll tear him apart!
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Chopper, what happened?
What happened?
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Me and Kitty had a big beef.
That's what happened.
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She threw me over
for that big gorilla.
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Oh, I'll murder him!
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Now, now, now, don't be hasty.
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Here.
Have a cream puff.
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I don't want no cream puff.
Oh.
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Ooh, I'm mad!
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Oh, wait till I get him
in that ring.
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I'm gonna smash him.
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I'll smash him like... Like this.
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How do you like that guy?
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Busted a perfectly good
cream puff.
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You lamebrain.
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We're gonna be rubbed out
after the fight,
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and you're worried
about a cream puff. Why, you...
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Gorilla, don't lose your temper
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when you got fighting to do
in the ring.
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Why, you little punk.
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Oh, my hand. Oh.
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Oh, my gosh, it's busted.
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Come in quick.
We gotta call this fight off.
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This is your fault!
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You and your cream puffs.
I oughta...
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Leave him alone. That's the best
break we could get.
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With the fight called off,
we got nothing to worry about.
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By golly, you're right.
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I'd like to see Big Mike's face
when he finds out what we did.
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Well, take a look.
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Why don't you stop popping off.
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I didn't open my mouth.
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You guys figured
an easy way out of this jam,
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but it ain't gonna work.
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Big Mike has got a hundred grand
on the Gorilla.
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No fight, no 100 grand.
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That is bad.
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Look.
You tell Big Mike...
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I'm Big Mike.
What do you wanna tell me?
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Oh, hello. Isn't it
a lovely evening?
256
00:10:32,748 --> 00:10:34,360
Yes, it is.
257
00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:36,895
And when I stand a chance
to lose a hundred grand,
258
00:10:36,919 --> 00:10:38,997
I like to do something about it,
259
00:10:39,021 --> 00:10:41,500
like taking my pals
for a ride...
260
00:10:41,524 --> 00:10:43,791
a one-way ride.
261
00:10:45,195 --> 00:10:46,627
Wait a minute. Hold on.
262
00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:52,166
[ALL MUTTERING]
263
00:10:54,304 --> 00:10:55,581
Back up against the wall.
264
00:10:55,605 --> 00:10:57,283
Please don't shoot me,
Mr. Big Mike.
265
00:10:57,307 --> 00:10:59,085
I'm too young
and good-looking to die.
266
00:10:59,109 --> 00:11:01,220
Well, too young.
267
00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:02,988
I got a father.
I got a mother.
268
00:11:03,012 --> 00:11:04,424
I got a grandmother.
269
00:11:04,448 --> 00:11:05,725
I got a little sister.
270
00:11:05,749 --> 00:11:07,560
[SOBS]
I got a little brother
this high,
271
00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:10,579
and a little brother this high,
and a little brother this high,
272
00:11:10,603 --> 00:11:12,114
and a little brother this high,
273
00:11:12,138 --> 00:11:14,016
and then, I got
a great big brother this high.
274
00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:15,768
[STOOGES YELP]
275
00:11:15,792 --> 00:11:17,224
[ALL GRUNTING]
276
00:11:19,462 --> 00:11:20,462
[SHRIEKS]
277
00:11:23,065 --> 00:11:24,065
[YELPS]
278
00:11:26,235 --> 00:11:27,235
[SHRIEKS]
279
00:11:29,306 --> 00:11:30,586
[YELPS]
280
00:11:33,893 --> 00:11:34,893
[CLANG]
281
00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:39,230
[WHINES]
[GROANS]
282
00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:45,670
[FOOTSTEPS]
283
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:49,519
[YELPS]
284
00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:50,975
[FOOTSTEPS]
285
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,543
[SHRIEKS]
[GRUNTS]
286
00:12:13,183 --> 00:12:14,615
[ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
287
00:12:23,693 --> 00:12:24,754
Oh.
288
00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:25,778
[GRUNTS]
289
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,014
[FOOTSTEPS]
290
00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:51,080
Tired, eh?
291
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,938
Well, so am I.
292
00:12:56,676 --> 00:12:59,944
Hey, Moose.
Seen anything of those guys?
293
00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:05,995
Well, we'll get 'em.
294
00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:09,732
Wonder which way they went?
295
00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:13,002
You go that way,
and I'll go this way.
296
00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:15,337
Well, what's the matter
with you?
297
00:13:15,361 --> 00:13:16,361
[SNORTS]
298
00:13:20,316 --> 00:13:23,662
BIG MIKE:
Take that! I'll show you.
And that!
299
00:13:23,686 --> 00:13:25,063
Take it easy now, will you?
300
00:13:25,087 --> 00:13:26,520
[MAN YELPS]
301
00:13:32,762 --> 00:13:36,075
Oh, I'm sorry, boss.
Really, I'm sorry.
302
00:13:36,099 --> 00:13:37,493
I didn't mean it.
Honest, I...
303
00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:38,494
[GROANS]
304
00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:39,583
[YELPS]
305
00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:47,236
[GRUNTS]
306
00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:48,260
[LARRY CHUCKLES]
307
00:13:49,962 --> 00:13:51,573
Hey, Moe, I just got one of 'em.
308
00:13:51,597 --> 00:13:53,542
He was standing right here
where you are.
309
00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:55,244
Was he a short, fat fella?
Yeah.
310
00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:56,612
Dark hair?
Yeah.
311
00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:58,247
Did you hit him with that?
Yeah.
312
00:13:58,271 --> 00:13:59,382
That was me.
313
00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:01,350
[GROANS, SNORES]
314
00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:02,885
[FABRIC RIPS]
315
00:14:02,909 --> 00:14:03,909
[BOTH YELP]
316
00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:07,023
[ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
317
00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:08,979
[MEN YELPING]
318
00:14:14,954 --> 00:14:15,954
[GROANS]
319
00:14:17,723 --> 00:14:19,768
[CHUCKLES]
320
00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:21,070
I just flattened one of 'em.
321
00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:22,094
[SHRIEKS]
322
00:14:26,516 --> 00:14:27,960
What are you doing in there?
323
00:14:27,984 --> 00:14:30,618
Come on. Get out.
Get out of there.
324
00:14:37,693 --> 00:14:40,672
Moe, Larry, let me in.
Open the door.
325
00:14:40,696 --> 00:14:44,231
I know you're in there.
Open up. Come on. Open it up.
326
00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:47,996
Oh, so they're in there, huh?
327
00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:49,898
No.
Then who were you yelling at?
328
00:14:49,922 --> 00:14:51,367
I was just talking to myself.
329
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,769
Nobody else will talk to me
except my kid brother,
330
00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:56,239
and he's only that high,
and the other one is that high.
331
00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:59,074
Why, I met your family before.
332
00:14:59,098 --> 00:15:01,410
Get something
to batter the door down.
333
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:04,079
Wait a minute.
334
00:15:04,103 --> 00:15:06,181
No. No.
I got a sharp skull, fella.
335
00:15:06,205 --> 00:15:08,784
Let me go, will you?
Look out there. Let me go.
336
00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:10,803
[GRUNTING]
337
00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:12,677
You're crushing my eyebrows.
338
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,016
[MOE AND LARRY CLAMORING]
339
00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:57,872
Oh, boy.
340
00:16:00,910 --> 00:16:02,054
Thattaboy, champ.
341
00:16:02,078 --> 00:16:03,488
Nice work, champ.
342
00:16:03,512 --> 00:16:06,396
I batted a thousand percent
in the racket league.
343
00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:09,144
I never thought
I was a southpaw.
344
00:16:09,168 --> 00:16:10,968
[CHUCKLES]
Why, you...
345
00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:14,005
What's going on here?
346
00:16:17,076 --> 00:16:18,487
Oh, for the love of Pete.
347
00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:20,889
If it isn't Big Mike
and a couple of his boys.
348
00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:21,923
Who did it?
349
00:16:21,947 --> 00:16:23,292
I did it with my little hatchet.
350
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,710
Oh, it was nothing.
351
00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:27,835
OFFICER:
Nothing? Nothing but
a $5000 reward. Good work.
352
00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:41,076
Blood. I'm dying.
353
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:44,646
Everything is getting dark.
Moe. Larry.
354
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:45,680
[WHEEZES]
355
00:16:45,704 --> 00:16:46,882
What's the matter, kid?
356
00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:48,884
They got me.
357
00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:50,519
Take it easy, kid.
Take it easy.
358
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:53,088
Say a few syllables.
We'd better get a doctor.
359
00:16:53,112 --> 00:16:55,357
Wait a minute. I studied
medicine for three years.
360
00:16:55,381 --> 00:16:57,726
Good. See what's wrong
with him, doc.
361
00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:59,761
[GASPS]
Is he hurt?
362
00:16:59,785 --> 00:17:01,497
He's gone.
363
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:04,666
The poor kid.
And I owe him 5 bucks.
364
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,535
Wait a minute. I heard that.
Give me the 5.
365
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:08,603
Lay down. You wanna make
a fool out of the doctor?
366
00:17:08,627 --> 00:17:09,671
[ALL TALKING]
367
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:12,408
What's the matter with you?
Cut it out.
368
00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:13,575
Come on, will you?
369
00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:16,534
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