Original subtitles

- PREVIOUSLY ON RIVALS II,

DAY ONE OF THE FINAL BEGAN WITH SIX TEAMS REMAINING,

BUT ONLY FOUR TEAMS COULD ADVANCE TO DAY TWO.

- I'VE ONLY GOT ROOM ON THAT YACHT FOR TWO GUYS TEAMS

AND TWO GIRLS TEAMS.

- WHAT?

- IF YOU'RE IN THIRD PLACE, YOUR DAY IS DONE.

- AFTER A PUZZLING FIRST DAY...

- COME ON! HELP ME! HELP ME THINK!

- CARA MARIA AND COOKE AND PAULA AND EMILY ALL SECURED

SPOTS ON THE SECOND DAY OF THE FINAL.

CAMILA AND JEMMYE CAME IN THIRD PLACE,

AND WERE LEFT STRANDED.

- [yells]

- THERE IT IS. [bleep] YEAH.

- CT AND WES GRABBED THE FIRST SPOT FOR THE MEN.

- YOU GUYS KILLED IT. GOOD JOB.

- AND WITH ONLY ONE SPOT REMAINING ABOARD TJ'S YACHT,

JORDAN AND MARLON AND JOHNNY AND FRANK WERE LOCKED IN AN

INTENSE KAYAK RACE.

- COME ON, GUYS! YOU GOT THIS!

- GO! GO! GO! GO!

THEY'RE RIGHT BEHIND YOU!

- OH! - OOH, CAPSIZE.

- CAPSIZE.

- PICTURE A PILE OF MONEY SO BIG

IT COULD CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOREVER.

- THERE'S A LOT AT STAKE.

- THE ONLY WAY TO GET THAT MONEY IS TO PUT ALL YOUR

TRUST INTO YOUR WORST ENEMY.

- YOU CAN'T FIGHT WITH ME, SO IT DOES NOT MATTER.

- NO!

- TWICE IN A ROW YOU SCREWED ME OVER!

[all groaning]

- YOU'RE A DOUCHE!

- GET OUT OF MY FACE!

- YOU'RE A COMPLETE JOKE.

- HURRY UP!

- GO! GO! GO! GO!

THEY'RE BEHIND YOU!

- OH! - OOH, CAPSIZE.

- CAPSIZE.

- THEY BETTER FREAKIN' HURRY.

- OUR WEIGHT IS NOT DISTRIBUTED RIGHT.

WE TIP.

WE ARE WASTING TIME

HAVING TO GET OURSELVES OUT OF THE WATER,

FLIP IT BACK OVER.

I MEAN, WE DIDN'T HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO SPARE.

- I'M NOT QUITTING UNTIL TJ SAYS,

"YOU CAN'T GET ON THE YACHT."

UNTIL I HEAR THAT, WE STILL GOT A CHANCE.

PERIOD.

- FIGHT FOR IT! LET'S GO, GUYS!

WHOO!

YEAH!

- ALL RIGHT, BOYS.

I ONLY GOT ONE SPOT LEFT FOR THE GUYS.

YOU GUYS JUST GOT IT.

- YES! - YES!

YES! - YES! YES!

- OH, MY GOD!

- MARLON AND JORDAN,

THIS ENDS YOUR TIME HERE IN THAILAND.

YOU GUYS GOT TO GO BACK.

- GOOD JOB, ROOKIES.

- IT SUCKS. WE WERE SO CLOSE.

THIS WHOLE THING HAS BEEN CRAZY, IT'S BEEN FUN,

IT'S BEEN TIRING, BUT I THINK THAT MARLON AND I,

OUR RELATIONSHIP HAS DEFINITELY GROWN.

YOU KNOW, WE'VE LEARNED A LOT ABOUT EACH OTHER.

YOU KNOW, AT THE END OF IT,

I'D STILL PICK MARLON TO BE MY PARTNER AGAIN.

- WORKING AS A TEAM CAN GET YOU FAR.

JORDAN KIND OF GAVE ME THAT FIRE BACK AS AN ATHLETE,

AND THAT, TO ME, IS MORE VALUABLE THAN $125,000.

- TWO OF US STILL ALIVE.

- BY THE SKIN ON OUR TEETH.

TO START OFF A FINAL CHALLENGE IN THE FASHION

THAT WE DID, IT DOESN'T FEEL GREAT.

IT FEELS LIKE WE MADE IT HERE ON A TECHNICALITY.

HOPEFULLY, THAT IGNITES A FIRE UNDER OUR ASS

AND REALLY GETS US READY FOR TOMORROW.

- I'VE GONE THROUGH EVERY SINGLE EMOTION TODAY.

- IT'S TRUE.

WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THIS MORNING WHEN IT'S LIKE

TJ COMES ON, "ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS ARE COMING WITH ME,"

[bleep] NINJA GARB, HIJACKED, WE'D END UP HERE, DUDE?

- I WAS JUST LIKE THIS THE WHOLE TIME.

- I WAS TOO. - YEAH.

- I WOULDN'T PICK A BETTER FINAL FOUR TO BE ON THIS BOAT.

THE FOUR MOST ATHLETIC TEAMS HAVE MADE IT TO THE FINAL,

AND IT'S GONNA BE A REALLY GOOD RACE.

- CHEERS TO COMPLETING A PUZZLE OR TWO OR NONE.

- OR NONE. - OR NONE.

- OR NONE. - BUT YOU'RE ON THE YACHT.

- RIGHT HERE. - YEAH.

- CHEERS TO THAT.

- CHEERS. - CHEERS.

- I GOT TO WIN ONE OF THESE THINGS.

I'M TIRED OF COMING CLOSE.

LET'S GO. LET'S DO THIS.

I'M READY RIGHT NOW.

- ♪ CAN'T LET GO, CRUSHED ♪

♪ I CANNOT BREATHE ♪

♪ THE WAY MOVE ME ♪

- ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S UP, GUYS? GOOD MORNING.

- MORNING, TEEJ. - MORNING.

- GET SOME REST? - YES.

- I REALLY HOPE SO 'CAUSE TODAY IS NO JOKE.

YOU WIN TODAY'S CHALLENGE, AND YOU'RE THE CHAMPIONS

OF RIVALS II, WHICH MEANS YOU GET A CHECK FOR $125,000.

THAT'S $125,000 FOR THE GIRLS

AND $125,000 FOR THE GUYS.

SECOND PLACE, $35,000.

- YEAH!

- IT ALL COMES DOWN TO TODAY.

BASICALLY, TODAY IT'S A FRESH START.

YOU'VE GOT TO FORGET LOSING,

AND YOU JUST GOT TO FOCUS ON WINNING,

SO TODAY'S A HUGE DAY.

- NOW, SOME OF YOU HAVE ALREADY NOTICED THE

SCENERY'S CHANGED A LITTLE BIT.

WE WERE AT DREAM ISLAND, AND IT WAS A DREAM.

BUT TODAY YOU GUYS ARE AT NIGHTMARE ISLAND,

AND IT'S VERY APPROPRIATELY NAMED.

- I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S IN STORE FOR US ON NIGHTMARE ISLAND.

SO FAR WE'VE DONE OKAY ON THE PUZZLES,

SO I THINK WE CAN PULL THIS ONE OUT.

- YOUR GOAL TODAY IS TO GO TO NIGHTMARE ISLAND

AND COLLECT THE SACRED GOLDEN ELEPHANT.

NOW, TO GET THAT GOLDEN ELEPHANT,

YOU HAVE TO GO RETRIEVE FIVE IDOLS.

THE ONLY WAY TO GET AN IDOL IS BY COMPLETING A CHECKPOINT.

SO THERE ARE FIVE CHECKPOINTS.

THE FIRST TEAM FOR THE GUYS AND THE FIRST TEAM FOR THE GIRLS

TO COMPLETE ALL THOSE CHECKPOINTS AND GET THAT

GOLDEN ELEPHANT WILL BE THE SEASON CHAMPIONS OF RIVALS II.

GOT IT? - YEAH.

- GOT IT, MAN. - ALL RIGHT.

GOOD LUCK TO YOU GUYS.

- TODAY'S COURSE IS BASICALLY SET UP

LIKE A GIGANTIC CIRCLE.

EVERY TIME YOU COMPLETE ONE OF THESE TASKS,

WE'LL BE GIVEN AN IDOL TO RACE BACK

TO THE STARTING LINE, AND GO BACK

AND START OVER AGAIN

AND GO BACK THROUGH THE CIRCLE.

- OKAY, GIRLS, YOU READY?

[air horn honks]

- THIS IS MY NIGHTMARE ISLAND BECAUSE WE'RE

STARTING THE SECOND DAY OF THE FINAL OFF WITH A SWIM.

- ALL RIGHT, GUYS, YOU READY?

[air horn honks]

- THE PARTY'S OVER, AND WE'RE GOING

TO NIGHTMARE ISLAND WHERE WE'RE GOING TO DIE.

- ALL RIGHT, GUYS, YOU READY?

[air horn honks]

- AT THIS POINT, EVERYBODY'S KEEPING UP WITH EACH OTHER.

IT'S GOING TO BE THE LITTLE CHALLENGES ALONG THE WAY

THAT'S GOING TO SEPARATE US FROM THE PACK.

- HERE.

- TO GET INTO THE FIRST OBSTACLE,

WE HAVE TO TAKE ALL THESE BAMBOO STICKS OUT,

AND I LOOK BEHIND ME, AND JOHNNY AND FRANK

ARE SITTING THERE WITH THEIR ARMS CROSSED CHILLING,

JUST WAITING FOR US TO DO IT.

- THERE'S NO POINT IN US HELPING THEM OUT.

YOU'RE JUST GONNA WASTE ENERGY.

- [grunts]

"THERE ARE 14 SPIKES ON YOUR GAME BOARD

WHICH HAS 15 HOLES."

- OH, I LOVE THIS GAME.

THERE'S 14 SPIKES WITH VOODOO DOLL HEADS ON TOP.

YOU HAVE TO JUMP EACH SPIKE OVER ANOTHER SPIKE,

AND THEN YOU GET TO REMOVE THE ONE THAT YOU JUMPED,

AND BASICALLY THE POINT IS TO END UP WITH ONE SPIKE LEFT.

YOU REMOVE; I JUMP.

- THIS PUZZLE IS THE SAME PUZZLE I PLAY WHEN I'M HUNG OVER

AT A COUNTRY BREAKFAST RESTAURANT THAT I LIKE TO GO TO.

- WE HAVE A GOOD HEAD START ON COOKE AND CARA.

THANK GOD, BECAUSE I HATE PUZZLES.

I HATE PUZZLES. I HATE PUZZLES.

- [bleep].

- YOU WANT TO GET THEM ALL ON ONE SIDE.

YOU CAN GET THEM ALL ON ONE SIDE.

THAT WON'T ISOLATE ANYTHING. THIS TO HERE AND THEN--

- NO, WE'RE ALREADY STUCK HERE BECAUSE--

- WHY?

- STOP IT, FRANK.

FRANK IS JUST RIPPING POLES OUT AND JUST GOING ABOUT

THIS PUZZLE HALF-COCKED.

I'M TRYING TO GET US TO WORK TOGETHER AS A TEAM,

AND IT'S JUST-- HE'S MAKING IT REALLY DIFFICULT.

- GET RID OF THIS STUPID [bleep] PIECE.

- DO YOU WANT US TO RESTART?

- COOKE AND CARA CAUGHT UP.

IT'S FULL-ON PANIC MODE.

- THIS ONE.

- HERE. - WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE?

- HOLD ON.

[bleep], BUT THIS IS GETTING CLOSER.

- GO THIS WAY?

- PAULA AND EMILY HAVE A PRETTY GOOD HEAD START ON US.

WE HAVE TO DO THIS PUZZLE FAST.

THIS GUY? GET THE CORNER OUT?

- YEAH.

CAN WE DO THIS A LITTLE QUICKER THOUGH.

- OH, YEAH.

- GRAB IT. GRAB THAT.

BANG!

[bell ringing]

- "THE FIRST TEAM TO LEAVE THE ZONE

"MUST SIGNAL THEIR COMPLETION OF THE ZONE.

"IF YOU WERE THE TEAM OF YOUR GENDER TO COMPLETE

"THE STATION, PULL THE PIN ON THE SMOKE GRENADE,

AND DROP IT IN THE BIN BEFORE YOU LEAVE."

- [bleep] YOU!

WOW, TODAY FEELS LIKE DEJA VU.

CT AND WES FINISH THEIR PUZZLE FIRST,

AND THEY ARE ONCE AGAIN AHEAD OF US IN THIS FINAL CHALLENGE.

THESE [bleep] PUZZLES ARE GONNA BE THE END OF ME.

- [bleep], [bleep].

WHY DID IT LOOK SO GOOD?

- OH, MY GOD. I THINK I GOT IT.

- PULL THAT ONE OUT.

- WE START REMOVING SPIKE AFTER SPIKE.

I SEE SOMETHING IN MY HEAD, AND I'M THINKING,

"MAYBE WE GOT TO GET THESE GUYS SORT OF IN THE MIDDLE."

[bell ringing]

- [bleep].

- WE JUST LEFT PAULA AND EMILY BEHIND.

OH, MY GOD! THIS FEELS SO GOOD.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

- GOOD JOB, CARA. I LOVE YOU.

- THIS ONE. OH, MY GOD, WE JUST GOT IT.

- YES, WE DID. - DID WE?

THIS IS NOT HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE.

WE HAD THE LEAD, AND WE LOST IT.

THE PUZZLE IS GOING TO BREAK US.

UGH! [bleep].

- I'M SO [bleep] SICK OF PUZZLES.

THIS IS SO [bleep] STUPID. WE'RE SCREWED, DUDE.

JOHNNY IS JUST AS CLUELESS,

IF NOT MORE CLUELESS THAN I AM, AT THIS GAME,

AND I DON'T EVEN SEE HIM WITH ANY SENSE OF URGENCY,

AND SO THIS WHOLE THING IS JUST BUILDING FRUSTRATION.

- ♪ THIS DEPRESSION IS WHY ♪

♪ I'M NOT CALLING YA ♪

- WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!

- OF COURSE, IT'S A [bleep] PUZZLE.

- PUT THEM ALL BACK IN. - OKAY.

- LET'S NOT DO WHAT WE JUST DID.

WE HAVE TO MAKE A NEW FIRST MOVE;

WE'RE MAKING THE EXACT SAME FIRST MOVE.

OW!

- ME AND EMILY ARE DOING WHAT ME AND EMILY DO BEST:

FREAK OUT AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND LOOK FOR ANSWERS

THAT AREN'T THERE.

IF THIS ONE COMES HERE AND THAT ONE GOES THERE--

- WE HAVE TO JUST DO IT.

- OH, RIGHT HERE! BAM!

- OH, [bleep] YEAH.

- OKAY. AND THEN THERE TO THERE.

[bell ringing]

- [bleep] YOU!

SORRY, [bleep] YOU, PUZZLE!

WE FINALLY GET THIS PUZZLE.

WES AND CT DO HAVE A SLIGHT LEAD ON US,

BUT IT'S NOTHING, AT THIS POINT,

THAT WE CAN'T MAKE UP.

WE SOLVED THE PUZZLE!

- "USE THE TOOL PROVIDED TO CUT THROUGH

"THE CHAIN LINK FENCE IN ORDER TO GAIN ENTRY

INTO THE ZONE."

LET'S GO.

- IT'S EVIDENTLY CLEAR THAT WHOEVER IS IN FIRST PLACE

IS GOING TO HAVE A DRAMATICALLY MORE DIFFICULT DAY

BECAUSE WHOEVER'S WINNING HAS TO OPEN THE OBSTACLE

FOR EVERYBODY ELSE.

- WE JUST NEED A SPACE BIG ENOUGH TO GO THROUGH.

- OKAY, OKAY.

- THAT ONE HERE?

- NOT YET. NOT YET.

- THAT ONE HERE. THIS ONE HERE. THAT ONE THERE.

- OKAY. WELL, THEN HELP ME MOVE IT.

- DON'T MOVE THEM UNTIL I GET THEM IN.

ALL OF A SUDDEN, IT JUST MAKES SENSE,

AND WE COMPLETE THE PUZZLE, AND ALL WE KNOW IS

WE HAVE A LOT OF GROUND TO MAKE UP.

- OKAY. GOOD.

USE THE TOOL PROVIDED TO CUT THE COLORED ROPE,

WHICH CORRESPONDS TO THE CORRECT ANSWER.

- WE GET TO THE SECOND OBSTACLE, AND BASICALLY,

WHAT WE HAVE TO DO IS FIGURE OUT

THE "X" IN THE GEOMETRIC EQUATION.

IF OUR FIRST GUESS ISN'T CORRECT,

THEN WE HAVE TO CUT ALL FIVE ROPES

BEFORE WE CAN COLLECT OUR IDOL AND MOVE ON.

- WE GET INSIDE.

PUZZLE TWO IS A MATH EQUATION,

AND I DON'T HAVE A CALCULATOR.

YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.

- SO IT'S 75 TIMES 75.

- 7 TIMES 75.

DAMN, WE'RE AT [bleep] 29,544.

YOU'RE [bleep] KIDDING ME.

I FEEL SO STUPID RIGHT NOW.

ME AND WES ARE JUST TRYING TO USE THE DIRT

AS A PIECE OF PAPER, AND IT'S NOT WORKING VERY WELL.

AND MY BIG FAT FINGERS DO NOT MAKE GOOD PENS IN THE SAND.

- COME ON, CARA, GET HERE! GET HERE! GET HERE!

- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

- WE SHOULD JUST MAKE A SMALL SQUARE, YO,

AND WE CAN CRAWL THROUGH IT.

RIGHT HERE. CUT DOWN NOW.

- HOW? - CUT DOWN.

ARE WE CUTTING THIS FOR THEM? THAT SUCKS.

- WAIT. WE ARE.

- MOTHER[bleep].

WE HAVE TO CLIP OUR WAY THROUGH FENCING TO GET IN.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

PAULA AND EMILY COULD BE BEHIND US AT ANY MOMENT.

- ♪ NOW WE, WE ARE ♪

♪ FORGIVEN ♪

♪ THIS IS THE SIGN WE'RE WAITING FOR ♪

- LET'S GO.

- THE RUN'S EASY, BUT TURNING AROUND,

TRYING TO GET JOHNNY TO RUN FASTER IS NOT EASY.

- YOU CLIPPED IT ALL? - YEAH.

- OKAY.

- ARE YOU SURE THAT 75 TIMES 75 IS THAT MUCH?

- [bleep]. LET'S CUT ALL THE ROPES.

- SO ME AND WES STOP PRETENDING THAT WE'RE ACTUALLY SMART

AND WE JUST DECIDED TO GAMBLE, VEGAS STYLE.

- LET'S GO!

I CAN'T RUN THAT SLOW.

- I SUCK AT MATH, BRO. ANY WAY YOU CAN DO IT?

- ALL RIGHT, THIS SECOND PUZZLE

IS NINTH-GRADE GEOMETRY.

AWESOME.

YOU KNOW WHAT I DID IN NINTH GRADE?

I USED A CALCULATOR.

1 TIMES 1 IS--

THAT'S HOW YOU DO MULTIPLICATION, RIGHT?

I HAVEN'T DONE IT IN YEARS.

1 TIMES 1 IS-- - 1.

IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

FRANK'S HAVING TROUBLE REMEMBERING HOW TO MULTIPLY

AND HOW TO ADD.

- STOP. STOP, TALKING OUT LOUD, DUDE.

[bell ringing]

- HEY, WE GOT IT CORRECT.

- WOW! YOU KIDDING ME?

- NO, I'M NOT.

WE GOT REALLY LUCKY, AND I'M GONNA GO AHEAD

AND APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW

TO MY GEOMETRY TEACHER IN SIXTH GRADE.

- GO!

- IT'S ALREADY OPEN. - [bleep].

- WE HAVE TO SOLVE A PYTHAGOREAN THEOREM,

WHICH IS--I DON'T KNOW BECAUSE I HAVEN'T BEEN TO

SCHOOL SINCE THE '80s.

CUT THE RED ROPE NOW.

CT AND WES TAKE OFF, SO I LOOK OVER AT THEIRS,

AND I SEE THAT THE NUMBERS ARE EXACTLY THE SAME.

THE ANSWER IS JUST A DIFFERENT COLOR OF ROPE.

- UGH!

- YEAH, I HEAR YA.

[bell ringing]

- DAMN IT.

- COME ON.

WE'RE STILL IN THE LEAD OVER PAULA AND EMILY.

IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING?

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

GO!

- DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA?

CAN YOU HELP ME?

COOKE AND CARA ARE CRUSHING IT SO FAR,

AND IF WE CAN'T FIGURE THIS OUT,

IT'S JUST GONNA GET WORSE AND WORSE.

- I DON'T [bleep] REMEMBER HOW TO DO THIS [bleep].

THIS IS [bleep] ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.

EVERYTHING IS CONFUSED.

JOHNNY'S ADDING NUMBERS THAT DON'T ADD

INTO THE EQUATION BEHIND MY BACK.

IT'S TERRIBLE, AND I WANT TO JUST TAKE THESE ROPES

AND HANG MYSELF WITH THEM.

- THIS IS THE WORST.

- YOU DID THE MATH WRONG.

TAKE A PIECE OF SHARP OBJECT AND DO THE [bleep] MATH!

- IT'S A TOTAL CLUSTER [bleep].

CT AND WES'S LEAD IS GROWING AT THIS POINT.

THIS IS NOT LOOKING GOOD.

YOU GOT TO ADD A 0, DUDE.

YOU GOT TO ADD THERE. - UGH!

- STOP, STOP, STOP. 'CAUSE YOU'RE JUST GONNA START

GETTING EVERYONE FREAKED OUT HERE, DUDE.

- THE RULES ANNOUNCE THAT IF YOU SCREW UP ON ONE ROPE,

YOU THEN HAVE TO CUT ALL FIVE.

SO IT'S BETTER TO MEASURE TWICE,

CUT ONCE RATHER THAN JUST GUESS.

- COME ON, BITCH.

WE'RE JUST KILLING, BUT WE KNOW EMILY AND PAULA

ARE A STRONG TEAM AND THAT THEY CAN CATCH UP EASILY.

- 12, 13, 14.

I COULD JUST SAY, "SCREW IT," AND CUT ALL THE ROPES,

AND SAVE SOME TIME, BUT MY MOM

IS AN EIGHTH-GRADE MATH TEACHER,

AND SHE WOULD BE VERY DISAPPOINTED IF I DID

NOT GET THIS THEORY RIGHT.

184. JUST TRUST ME.

IF I GET IT WRONG, THEN I'LL CUT ALL THE [bleep] ROPES.

- ALL RIGHT, 184, I MEAN, RIGHT? - YES.

- YEAH.

[bell ringing]

- I GOT IT.

LET'S GO! GRAB IT!

- SO EMILY DECIDES TO GO WITH 184.

WE'RE RIGHT. WE MOVE ON.

THANK YOU, EMILY.

- "PUT ON THE PROVIDED GLOVES.

"USE THE TOOL PROVIDED TO BREAK THROUGH THE GLASS IN THE DOOR.

"REACH THROUGH AND UNLOCK THE DOOR

TO GAIN ENTRY INTO THIS ZONE."

- ME AND WES WALK INTO THIS MAKESHIFT HOSPITAL TENT

WHERE THERE IS JUST ALL KINDS OF DECAYING BODY ORGANS

ON THE TABLE.

WE GOT TO SUCK IT UP, THOUGH.

- "COMPLETELY CONSUME ALL THE FOOD OR LIQUID

"IN THE NUMBERED RECEPTACLES.

"YOU MUST COMPLETE THEM IN NUMERICAL ORDER.

"YOU CANNOT MOVE ON UNTIL THE CURRENT ITEM

"IS COMPLETE OR CONSUMED.

"AT THE BOTTOM OF YOUR FINAL JAR

"YOU WILL FIND A KEY.

"USE IT TO UNLOCK THE CABINET.

INSIDE, YOU WILL FIND YOUR IDOL AND PROCEED."

WE HAVE TO TAKE DOWN A PLATEFUL OF CHILIES,

PICKLED FISH SOUP, WORMS, CRICKETS, AND MAGGOTS.

THIS FRUIT CALLED DURIAN, AND DRIED SQUID.

IT'S GONNA BE THE WORST ROOM OF ALL.

OH, THESE ARE [bleep] HOT!

SWALLOW THEM LIKE PILLS.

- YEAH. YEAH, THAT'S THE WAY TO DO IT.

- MY ENTIRE FACE STARTS SWEATING ON THE RIGHT SIDE,

AND IT JUST IS HURTING SO MUCH.

EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE. - GREAT PILLS THESE ARE.

- ♪ I AM THE GOD OF FIRE ♪

- [bleep] DISGUSTING.

- ♪ I BRING YOU FIRE ♪

♪ BURN, BABY, BURN ♪

♪ FEEL THE FIRE ♪

♪ BURN, BABY, BURN ♪

- YOU CAN BREAK THIS GLASS.

- OH, [bleep].

[bleep].

- OH, MY GOD! - ALL OF IT? CARA.

THIS IS THE MOST DISGUSTING FOOD I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.

I WANT TO CRY.

- YEAH, GO.

- [bleep]!

- WE JUST NEED TO RUN AND GET TO THE THIRD PUZZLE.

I AM WORRIED THAT TJ HAS A PEN IN HIS HANDS,

AND THAT HE'S SIGNING THE CHECK TO COOKE AND CARA,

AND I NEED TO SWAP THAT PEN AWAY.

[gagging]

- THAT WAS CHALKY.

- I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT WAS,

BUT IT WAS COMING OUT OF THE BOTTLE.

- EW.

IT TASTES LIKE VOMIT.

[gagging]

- OKAY.

- WHOO! WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

- THAT'S DURIAN.

THAT'S [bleep] DURIAN.

EATING DISGUSTING [bleep] IS MY KRYPTONITE.

WALKING INTO THIS MAD SCIENTIST LABORATORY,

I LITERALLY FELT LIKE I JUST WALKED INTO

MY ABSOLUTE WORST NIGHTMARE.

- GET IT OUT. YOU'RE OKAY.

[all vomiting]

- CARA, I CAN'T [bleep] DO THIS!

- OH, THERE IT IS. OH, THERE IT IS.

OH, MY GOD.

- CT AND WES ARE NEXT TO ME VOMITING.

CARA MARIA AND COOKE VOMITING.

EMILY AND PAULA VOMITING.

IT'S LIKE LITERALLY JUST A CHORUS OF PEOPLE PUKING

THEIR GUTS OUT.

- ♪ EVERYBODY'S WELCOME TO THE GRUESOME STORY ♪

- [vomiting]

- ♪ HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY ♪

- YOU GOT TO HELP ME WITH THIS ONE.

WES IS HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE WITH HIS POOP CHUTE,

SO I STEP IT UP, AND JUST START CHUGGING IT LIKE IT'S A BEER.

THAT STUFF IS SO GROSS.

I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW WHAT THAT THING WAS HANGING

OUT OF MY MOUTH.

DON'T EVEN TELL ME.

DON'T [bleep] TELL ME WHAT THAT THING WAS.

- PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.

COME ON, THEN WE CAN GET STARTED.

PAULA'S ALMOST DONE. GO!

PLEASE. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!

SHE'S ALREADY [bleep] DONE.

- I TAKE ONE SIP, AND PAULA IS DONE WITH HERS.

WHAT DO YOU EAT ON A REGULAR BASIS, PAULA?

BECAUSE THIS [bleep] IS DISGUSTING.

- DON'T [bleep] CRY. [bleep] CRY.

[bleep] CRY. LET'S GO. ANOTHER SWIG.

[bleep].

- THE REST.

CHEW. CHEW.

- PAULA AND EMILY ARE HOUSING IT RIGHT NEXT TO US.

ALL THE TIME THAT WE'VE KILLED ON THESE PUZZLES IS TICKING,

TICKING RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW WITH EVERY HANDFUL OF WORMS

EMILY SHOVES DOWN PAULA'S FACE.

- OH, A MAGGOT ON MY TABLE. OKAY. COOL.

TAKE THEM DOWN.

- IT [bleep] HURTS!

UGH!

[vomiting]

- OH, MY GOD! - WOW!

- I CAN'T DO ANYMORE OF THAT, DUDE.

- I [bleep] GET IT, FRANK!

SHUT THE [bleep] UP!

- YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING.

I NEED YOUR HELP.

I CAN'T DO THIS BY MYSELF.

I'M JUST AS SICK AS YOU ARE.

THIS IS A PARTNER GAME.

I'M SITTING HERE WITH FISH PARTS COMING OUT OF MY NOSE,

BEGGING JOHNNY TO HELP ME.

- TELL ME YOU NEED MY HELP AGAIN, FRANK,

'CAUSE I DON'T [bleep] GET IT

'CAUSE I DON'T REALIZE THAT WE'RE [bleep]

DOING THIS TOGETHER.

- WELL, I DON'T SEE YOU DOING IT.

- FRANK, AT THIS POINT,

IS BREAKING DOWN RIGHT BEFORE MY EYES.

JUST BASICALLY SAYING, "I CAN'T DO THIS."

[bell ringing]

- "BOTTOM OF YOUR FINAL JAR, YOU WILL FIND A KEY.

"USE IT TO UNLOCK THE CABINET,

AND INSIDE YOU WILL FIND YOUR IDOL AND THEN PROCEED."

ALL RIGHT. LET'S BOUNCE.

[bleep].

GOOD-BYE.

WORST RESTAURANT EVER!

KEEPING OUR LEAD STRONG.

SMOKE BOMB. BUMP INTO YOU LATER.

WE'RE OUT OF HERE.

- COME ON, JOHNNY. STEP IT UP.

LET'S GO. COME ON. WE GOT TO DO THIS.

- THAT'S GOOD.

- WE'RE NOT JUST BEATING THEM; WE'RE KILLING THEM.

THEIR DESPERATION IS JUST FUELING MY FIRE.

- LET'S GO, WES. PICK IT UP.

- YOU NEED TO GO FASTER.

[bell ringing]

- GOOD JOB, GIRLS.

- COOKE AND CARA STILL HAVE AN ENTIRE PLATE LEFT.

THANK GOD WE ARE NOW OFFICIALLY IN THE LEAD.

- [bleep].

- [bleep].

- CAN YOU EAT MORE NOW?

- MY WHOLE BODY JUST STARTS CONVULSING AND...

- OH!

- IT'S LIKE A FOUNTAIN.

EVERYTHING IN MY STOMACH THAT IS LEFT OVER REMOTELY

FINDS ITS WAY BACK UP.

- HOLY [bleep]!

- ALL OVER THE TABLE, THE FLOOR.

NIGHTMARE ISLAND IS VERY ACCURATELY NAMED.

- THIS RUN SUCKS.

I AM BURPING UP EVERYTHING THAT WE JUST ATE,

AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S IN FRONT OF US,

BUT I KNOW WHAT'S BEHIND US, AND IT'S COOKE AND CARA,

SO WE NEED TO KEEP IT MOVING.

- THE [bleep] IS THIS [bleep]? JESUS CHRIST!

- BEEF JERKY, DUDE. - [bleep].

I CAN'T SWALLOW THIS MUCH ANYMORE.

MY THROAT IS LITERALLY PULSATING IN PAIN FROM THE

PUKING AND SWALLOWING.

- FRANK, ENOUGH, DUDE!

COME ON, MAN! - SORRY.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

- STOP SAYING I'M GOING SLOW

WHEN I'M GOING AS FAST AS I CAN [bleep] CAN!

- I AM TOO, AND I'M GOING SLOW.

- OKAY, HOW ABOUT A LITTLE [bleep] POSITIVITY, BRO!

- CAN YOU GET THIS LAST PIECE?

EMILY AND PAULA HAVE A PRETTY GOOD LEAD ON US.

WE'RE HOPING THE NEXT ONE IS A PUZZLE THAT WE CAN SOLVE

QUICKER THAN THEM AND REGAIN OUR LEAD,

BUT WHO KNOWS WHAT'S NEXT.

[bell ringing]

- ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.

GRAB THE [bleep] IDOL.

- "USE THE TOOL PROVIDED TO CUT THE CHAIN OR BREAK THE LOCK.

OPEN THE GATE TO GAIN ENTRY INTO THIS ZONE."

- HOLD IT UP, MAN.

- OKAY.

"MOVE ALL OF THE BODY BAGS TO THE DESIGNATED AREA

"AT THE OPPOSITE END OF THE ENCLOSURE.

"ONCE YOU HAVE COMPLETED THAT TASK,

"FOLLOW THE ADDITIONAL INSTRUCTIONS YOU WILL FIND

UNDERNEATH THE PILE."

- OH!

- ONE BODY BAG AT A TIME.

- TWO MORE IDOLS THEN WE'LL GO TO THE YACHT,

RIGHT?

- YES.

ONE, TWO, THREE.

DROP.

- "USE THE TOOL PROVIDED,

CUT THROUGH THE CHAIN IN ORDER TO GAIN ENTRY."

I DO THESE ALL THE TIME AT THE GYM.

OVER HERE.

"MOVE ALL THE BODY BAGS INTO THE DESIGNATED OPPOSITE END."

RIGHT HERE. THIS ONE.

THESE BODY BAGS ARE SO HEAVY,

AND THE STRETCHER'S HANDLES ARE HOT.

AND I CAN SEE IT IN PAULA.

SHE'S GETTING FRUSTRATED AND PANICKY.

- THEY'RE SO [bleep] HEAVY.

- PAULA, FOCUS, GET YOUR [bleep] TOGETHER

AND HELP ME.

- GET ON THE SIDE AND ROLL IT.

HOLD IT.

- THIS IS SO HARD.

THERE'S NO WAY THAT I CAN DO THIS.

LIKE, THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE.

- COME ON!

- I'M HONESTLY THINKING THAT I'M GOING TO LOSE THIS FOR US.

- COME ON!

- NOT DONE.

- COME ON.

"MOVE ALL BODY BAGS TO THE DESIGNATED AREA."

WE HAVE TO MAKE UP TIME.

READY? ONE, TWO, THREE.

I SAID ONE, TWO, THREE.

- OH, MY GOD!

- MY WHOLE BODY IS JUST EXHAUSTED.

I FEEL LIKE I'M ABOUT TO PASS OUT.

NIGHTMARE PART FOUR, HERE WE GO.

OH, MY GOD! IT'S BURNING HOT.

BURNING HOT. BURNING HOT. BURNING HOT. [bleep].

- WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO, GIRL?

- OW! [bleep].

- CARA, I'M FEELING THE SAME THING YOU ARE.

DO YOU WANT TO SWITCH SIDES?

- YEAH. I DON'T KNOW, MAN.

- DO YOU WANT TO [bleep] BEAT EMILY AND PAULA?

- COOKE AND CARA ARRIVE, AND I STOP THINKING THAT THIS IS

IMPOSSIBLE, AND I JUST KNOW THAT WE HAVE TO DO THIS.

- READY AND DROP.

DROP!

- ALL RIGHT, CAN WE GET THE BAG OVER HERE FIRST?

CAN YOU WORK THROUGH IT?

- IT'S FRANK.

- "MOVE ALL BODY BAGS TO THE DESIGNATED AREA."

- MAKE YOUR WAY BACK NOW.

I'LL TAKE THIS.

- IT'S NOT OVER TILL IT'S OVER.

- I KNOW.

- YOU BOYS BETTER WATCH IT!

- ♪ ALL THESE THINGS I HATE ABOUT THIS ♪

♪ HAVEN'T CHANGED SINCE YESTERDAY ♪

♪ SO LET'S FACE IT I'LL BE DEAD ♪

♪ IF I EVEN TAKE THE CHANCE TO COME ALIVE ♪

- GO! USE YOUR LEGS.

- ♪ I'M RUNNING OUT ♪

♪ I'M BREAKING DOWN ♪

♪ ALL THESE THINGS ARE STACKED AROUND ME ♪

♪ BRICK BY BRICK THESE WALLS SURROUND ME ♪

- ALMOST DONE.

- WHOA, WE'RE CATCHING UP, DUDE.

WE'RE LIKE RIGHT ON THEIR [bleep].

I'M STARTING TO SEE A LOOK

IN WES' EYE THAT I'VE SEEN BEFORE.

HE SEEMS TO BE FADING.

- LET'S GO, BRO.

WES IS GETTING TIRED.

HE SEEMS DISTANT.

HANG IN THERE FOR ME, BUDDY.

AND I'M TRYING TO KEEP HIM MOTIVATED 'CAUSE I COULD

TELL THE HEAT IS REALLY TAKING ITS TOLL ON HIM.

JUST KEEP UP THIS PACE, MAN.

YOU'RE DOING GREAT.

YOU'RE DOING GREAT, MAN.

- AH! AH!

- OH, [bleep]!

- I SEE COOKE AND CARA STRUGGLING.

I SEE THEM STOPPING ALL THE TIME.

I SEE THEM YELLING.

- DAMN IT, CARA!

- AND THIS IS JUST BRINGING ME BACK TO LIFE.

- EMILY AND PAULA ARE CRUSHING IT.

THEY JUST KEEP GOING.

THEY'RE LITERALLY ZOMBIES JUST GETTING THROUGH THIS.

- 20 STEPS. ONE, TWO, THREE.

- ONE, TWO, THREE.

YO, WHEN I SAY ONE, TWO, THREE, YOU GO,

AND THEN WE'RE DONE.

GOT IT?

- ALL RIGHT. LAST ONE.

LET'S GO.

[bell ringing]

- READ IT.

- "TAKE THIS KEY AND UNLOCK THAT BOX.

IT'S BURIED UNDER THE PILE OF BODIES YOU JUST MOVED."

- WE HAVE TO DIG UP A TREASURE CHEST

WHICH HOLDS THE FOURTH IDOL.

- GO TO TOWN.

THAT WAS EASY.

I'M REALLY PROUD OF WES RIGHT NOW.

NICE WORK, WES.

WAY TO [bleep] HANG IN THERE, BRO.

I KNOW HE'S EXHAUSTED, BUT HE'S GIVEN ME EVERYTHING HE HAD.

GRAB IT. LET'S GO.

THAT'S OUR FOURTH IDOL.

WE NEED ONE MORE.

- WATCHING THEM RUN OUT AHEAD OF US WITH ANOTHER IDOL,

IT'S SO DISHEARTENING, BUT I'M NOT GONNA GIVE UP.

I'LL NEVER GIVE UP.

[bell ringing]

- PAULA AND EMILY HAVE A MASSIVE LEAD ON US,

AND WE DON'T EVEN KNOW IF WE CAN RECOVER FROM THIS.

- GOOD JOB, PAULA AND EMILY!

GOOD JOB, GIRLS!

- UGH!

male announcer: THERE'S MORE OF THE CHALLENGE

ON THE WAY, AND IT STARTS RIGHT NOW.

- WES, COME ON. DIG IN.

- I'M DYING AT THIS POINT.

I'M SO HOT AND DEHYDRATED, BUT WE JUST GOT ONE MORE,

AND WE'RE ABOUT TO TAKE HOME A "W."

JUST MAN UP. KEEP GOING.

- ONE MORE, BROTHER!

ONE MORE!

ALL RIGHT? - YEAH, ONE MORE.

- THIS IS IT!

- LAST ONE.

[bell ringing]

GOOD RIDDANCE, WHOEVER YOU ARE.

- DO YOU THINK IT'D BE EASIER TO PUT IT OVER OUR SHOULDERS?

- I DON'T [bleep] KNOW.

I WILL NEVER QUIT.

I'M HOPING THAT WHATEVER'S NEXT MAYBE WE CAN MAKE UP TIME.

MAYBE IT'S A PUZZLE THAT'LL TAKE THEM THREE HOURS.

- "USE THE CRANK TO LOWER THE GATE

TO GAIN ENTRANCE INTO THE ZONE."

THAT'S IT.

- I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THIS [bleep] DAY.

- "STARTING AT THE DESIGNATED AREA,

DIG A TUNNEL UNDER THE CAGE TO RETRIEVE THE IDOL."

- ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO.

- GO. COME ON.

THIS IS EVERYTHING WE'VE [bleep] WORKED FOR, BRO.

WHO WANTS SOME MORE?

- I WANT THIS SO BAD.

I KNOW WE NEED TO MAKE UP GROUND AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE.

- ONE MORE, PAULA. ONE MORE.

EVERYTHING WE WORKED FOR.

OH, YEAH. TRAPDOOR.

- THERE'S A TRAPDOOR? - YEAH.

- LET'S GO! - YOU GO.

WHEN THE DOOR OPENS, WE REALIZE THAT WE CAN JUST

SNEAK IN THERE AND CRAWL UNDER,

AND NOW WE HAVE TO FIND THE IDOL.

- WE GOT TO GET THE BAMBOO OUT OF THE WAY.

LET'S DO IT, BROTHER!

DO YOU SEE WHERE IT IS?

- ♪ I SEE A LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL ♪

- THIS IS IT, BROTHER.

EVERYTHING WE'VE WORKED FOR.

THIS IS IT!

- ♪ I SEE A LIGHT AT THE END ♪

- I'VE GOT THE FINAL IDOL IN MY HANDS.

MY HANDS ARE RUBBED SO RAW FROM THE STRETCHER,

THEY'RE BLEEDING,

BUT NO AMOUNT OF PAIN COULD CHANGE THE FACT

THAT FIVE FOR FIVE IDOLS HAVE NOW BEEN COMPLETED.

- I [bleep] LOVE YOU, WES.

- ♪ HOW CAN I FEEL ♪

♪ I CAN'T LET IT IN ♪

♪ KEEP TEARING OUT THE STITCHES ♪

♪ TEARING OUT THE STITCHES ♪

- "USE THE CRANK TO LOWER THE GATE

TO GAIN ENTRY INTO THIS ZONE."

- PUT YOUR PALM ON IT, NOT YOUR FINGERS.

THERE YOU GO.

WE HAVE A REALLY GOOD LEAD ON COOKE AND CARA,

BUT UNTIL TJ SAYS CONGRATULATIONS,

I WILL NOT EXPECT ANYTHING.

A LEAD HAS HAPPENED BEFORE,

AND IT HAS BEEN TAKEN AWAY PRETTY QUICK.

- IT'S SOMEWHAT EASIER.

- CARA AND I ALWAYS WILL PUSH IT TO THE END.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S BUST IT OUT.

LET'S GET THIS DONE.

WE'RE JUST TRYING TO KEEP A STEADY PACE AS BEST WE CAN,

AND WE'RE JUST GONNA KEEP GOING.

DROP.

- I CAN DO IT. - OKAY.

- MAYBE I SHOULD GET UP THERE AND HELP.

- YEAH.

- OH, MY GOSH.

I CAN'T EVEN BREATHE, I'M SO EXCITED.

I HAVE THE FIFTH IDOL IN MY HAND.

THIS IS HAPPENING. THIS IS HAPPENING.

- PULL THAT [bleep] PIN.

- WHOO!

- THIS IS A VICTORY LAP!

THIS IS THE LAST STRETCH.

MY FIRST WIN.

IT'S RIGHT THERE.

- WE KNOW THAT THE SECOND WE PULL THIS SMOKE BOMB

AND IT MAKES A GIGANTIC BOOM, JOHNNY AND FRANK,

THEY'LL KNOW THAT THIS GAME IS OVER.

bang!

[horn blaring]

- I HEAR THE HORN, AND THAT BASICALLY MEANS THAT WE ARE

STUCK HERE ON NIGHTMARE ISLAND IN SECOND PLACE,

AND IT DOESN'T FEEL GOOD.

- ALL WE'VE GOT TO DO IS PUT THIS THING IN THE CANOE

AND JUST PADDLE TO OUR BIG CHECK.

- FRANK AND I CAME INTO THIS CHALLENGE HATING EACH OTHER.

THAT'S PUTTING IT MILDLY.

BUT WE WERE ABLE TO KIND OF PUT OUR DIFFERENCES ASIDE

AND GET TO KNOW THE OTHER PERSON.

I'M ACTUALLY GONNA WALK AWAY

CONSIDERING FRANK A FRIEND OF MINE.

- I REALLY HAVE GROWN TO LOVE AND RESPECT JOHNNY.

I WOULDN'T WANT ANY OTHER PARTNER.

- OH, MY GOD! - OH, MY GOD.

- OH, GOD-- - TURN.

bang!

[horn blaring]

- OH, [bleep].

- WHY DON'T I JUST DIG MYSELF A HOLE RIGHT HERE

AND BURY MYSELF ALONG WITH THESE BODIES?

THIS SUCKS.

- WE WANTED TO BEAT THEM SO BAD.

PAULA AND EMILY HAVE ALREADY WON,

AND WE JUST GOT TO GO BACK TO THE BEACH,

SO WE CAN SEE THEM ON THEIR YACHT GOING AWAY IN THE SUNSET.

- GOOD JOB, LADIES!

- IT'S NOT GONNA BE SO BAD.

- GOOD [bleep] JOB, DUDE.

- COMING IN HERE FIRST WEEK WITH NAOMI,

I WOULD HAVE NEVER PICTURED MYSELF EVEN BEING HERE STILL.

- I WASN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE.

- SO WE ARE... - HI.

- ETERNALLY GRATEFUL.

SHE'S FUN TO WORK WITH, AND SHE WILL NEVER GIVE UP.

HEY, GOOD FOR THEM.

I MEAN... - YEAH.

- AT THE BEGINNING OF IT ALL, I SAID,

"WE'RE GONNA MAKE EMILY AND PAULA WORK FOR IT,"

AND THEY DID.

- YOU WIN SOME; YOU LOSE SOME.

AND I HATE TO SAY IT, BUT I THINK THE TEAM

THAT DESERVED TO WIN WON TODAY.

RIVALRY BETWEEN ME AND CT ASIDE,

THE GUY'S PUT IN HIS TIME.

WE'VE SPILLED THE SAME BLOOD IN THE SAME MUD.

I THINK IT'S ONLY APPROPRIATE FOR HIM TO,

AT SOME POINT, GET A WIN.

- GIVE ME THAT [bleep]!

GIVE ME THAT!

- LOVE YOU, WES.

- BRING IT IN, BOYS.

COME ON UP, CT.

IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING.

GOOD TO SEE YOU BOYS.

- THIS IS YOUR CHECK, MAN. - YOUR CHECK.

I GOT THE TROPHY RIGHT HERE, MAN.

- CONGRATULATIONS, GUYS.

125,000 BUCKS.

- IT'S BEEN A SOLID SIX YEARS SINCE I'VE WON A CHALLENGE.

I MEAN, THESE THINGS DON'T COME EASY.

I CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW MUCH CT WANTED IT,

AND TO HAVE COME SO FULL CIRCLE WITH OUR RELATIONSHIP

AND TO LOOK AT HIM AS A TRUE FRIEND

MEANS MORE THAN THE MONEY.

- [bleep]! - YOU'RE A SCUMBAG!

- YOU'RE A SCUMBAG!

- JUST DISAPPEAR. - YOU DISAPPEAR.

- YOU'VE COME A LONG WAY. - THANK YOU.

I'M PROUD OF YOU TOO.

- GREAT JOB, YOU GUYS.

- NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THIS DAY.

- I DID IT.

FINALLY WON A CHALLENGE.

YOU KNOW, IT TOOK ME TEN YEARS,

BUT ME AND WES, WE MADE IT.

I THINK IT'S FAIR TO SAY ME AND WES ARE NO LONGER RIVALS.

- WHO IS IT, EMILY AND PAULA?

- OH, MY GOD.

- YOU KNOW IT.

[cheering]

- EMILY AND PAULA.

CONGRATULATIONS, GIRLS!

[laughter]

- I AM NOT A ONE-HIT WONDER!

- WHOO!

THIRD PLACE IS NOT MY DESTINY!

- I'M ALWAYS LOOKED AT AS LIKE, I DON'T KNOW,

LIKE, NOT THAT GOOD AT [bleep].

I'M NOT GOOD AT CHALLENGES,

I'M NOT GOOD AT ELIMINATION ROUNDS,

BUT I NEVER WANTED TO LET EMILY DOWN,

SO I DID THE BEST THAT I COULD,

AND I JUST HOPE THAT I MADE HER PROUD TO HAVE ME AS A PARTNER.

OH, MY GOD!

- I HAVE DONE A COUPLE CHALLENGES WITH PAULA,

AND I WOULD ALWAYS GIVE HER A HARD TIME FOR HER PARANOIA,

BUT THAT GIRL IS A PRETTY TOUGH BITCH.

PAULA, THANK YOU.

YOU NEVER WANTED TO LET ME DOWN, AND YOU NEVER DID.

- WELL DONE. WELL DONE.

- THESE ARE THE TWO BEST TEAMS ALL SEASON.

- THIS CHALLENGE, IT'S BEEN PRETTY CRAZY.

LET THE PARTY BEGIN!

- ♪ YOU DON'T GROW UP YOU JUST GROW OLD ♪

- WE'VE HAD A LOT OF DRAMA.

- [bleep] YOU!

- YOU'RE SO [bleep] STUPID!

- ♪ I'VE MADE MISTAKES I KNOW, I KNOW ♪

♪ BUT HERE I AM ALIVE ♪

- IT IS A COMPETITION,

AND WE ALL WANT TO WIN AND KILL EACH OTHER.

- ♪ I JUMPED, I FELL, I HIT THE GROUND ♪

♪ BUT HERE I AM ALIVE ♪

- WHOO!

- BUT IN THE END, WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO ENJOY

THIS EXPERIENCE WITH EACH OTHER.

IT'S SPECIAL, YOU KNOW.

[cheering]

I KNOW I WAS SUPPOSED TO GIVE TJ THE GOLDEN ELEPHANT,

BUT I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT LETTING HIM KEEP IT, RIGHT?

THIS GUY'S COMING HOME WITH ME.

YEAH.

- ♪ HERE I AM ALIVE ♪

♪ HERE I AM ALIVE ♪

- I'M A CHALLENGE CHAMPION!

- CHEERS. - CHEERS!

- JOHNNY, GIVE US A GOOD TOAST.

GIVE US A FUNNY ONE.

- YOU KNOW THE TOAST.

- TO SWIMMING AND BOWLEGGED WOMEN.

- WHAT?

- HERE'S TO THE GIRL IN THE LITTLE RED SHOES.

SHE DRINKS MY LIQUOR. SHE DRINKS MY BOOZE.

SHE'S GOT NO CHERRY BUT THAT'S NO SIN.

SHE'S STILL GOT THE BOX THAT THE CHERRY CAME IN.

- THAT A BOY.

- SO DRINK UP AND BE MERRY.

- AND NEVER, EVER DRINK DAIRY.

- OH, MY GOD.

[laughter]