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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:10,120 (TENSE MUSIC) 2 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:12,120 NARRATOR: In the wild... 3 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:15,240 you gotta be gangster to survive. 4 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:21,640 This wobbegong shark is one cold triggerman. 5 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:26,800 When it comes time to get weird... 6 00:00:26,840 --> 00:00:28,440 (SINGSONG VOICE) "Oh, yeah." 7 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:31,000 This G gets the job done. 8 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:37,240 Be there one... 9 00:00:38,520 --> 00:00:40,200 ..or be there many... 10 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:43,600 ..a gangster's gotta own their turf. 11 00:00:46,160 --> 00:00:49,160 All attitude, no regrets. 12 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:06,560 Among the fast... 13 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:08,280 and fearsome... 14 00:01:08,320 --> 00:01:11,360 are the astoundingly crazy. 15 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:17,120 With strange behaviour... 16 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:19,800 and outrageous fashion sense... 17 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:24,560 ..they're all in a competition to survive. 18 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:29,240 And weirdness always wins. 19 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:38,920 (TENSE MUSIC) 20 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:51,920 They walk through the valley of the shadow of death. 21 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:59,479 They prey on the weak and thrive on the meek. 22 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:07,160 There are no gangs more feared 23 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:12,080 than the ones prone to gettin' Old Testament crazy! 24 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:20,280 Behold, the locust army! 25 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:36,200 Infamous for wreaking havoc across the globe... 26 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:37,680 (RAPID FLUTTERING) 27 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:41,000 ..marauding clouds of locusts... 28 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:45,960 ..and a lone grasshopper... 29 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,240 are two forms of the same creature. 30 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:52,160 Jekyll... 31 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:54,040 and Hyde. 32 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:59,000 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 33 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:09,800 The grasshopper is an introverted peacenik early in life... 34 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:16,880 ..enjoying the sedate existence of a passionate vegetarian. 35 00:03:16,920 --> 00:03:18,480 (BIRD SCREECHES) 36 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:24,320 Dodging predators... 37 00:03:26,079 --> 00:03:29,400 ..and keeping his antennae out of trouble. 38 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:36,560 To survive in the drought-prone lands he prefers, 39 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:39,880 he must attract the least amount of attention... 40 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:43,640 ..and eat frugally. 41 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:50,680 (THUNDERCLAP) 42 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:53,680 But in nature, things can change quickly. 43 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:00,960 (LIGHTNING CRACKLES) 44 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:11,680 Rain transforms everything. 45 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:17,839 Powering a grand cycle of rebirth. 46 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:30,880 With plentiful food, 47 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:34,520 the grasshopper grows stronger and stronger... 48 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:41,200 No longer scavenging full-time for each morsel... 49 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:46,080 ..grasshoppers can breed round the clock. 50 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:48,200 (SOFT FLUTTERING) 51 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:50,040 Their numbers increase. 52 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,720 The more they socialise, 53 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:55,560 the more serotonin is released in their brains... 54 00:04:56,360 --> 00:04:59,600 triggering a wicked metamorphosis. 55 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:06,000 Their brains enlarge... and their legs shorten. 56 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:12,000 The solitary grasshoppers transform... 57 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:19,120 ..into a voracious gang of crop-destroying locusts. 58 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:23,120 The final moult gives them wings. 59 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:28,600 They now have all the tools to wreak havoc. 60 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:31,720 (FLUTTERING) 61 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:34,840 Pheromones from the leaders signal the rest to follow. 62 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:40,800 Biblical in proportion... 63 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:43,920 they are now a plague. 64 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:47,960 They can number in their trillions, 65 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:52,240 destroying hundreds of tons of vegetation every single day. 66 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:58,200 The locusts hit every plant that is vaguely edible. 67 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:01,880 If it's green...it's gone. 68 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:14,480 Eventually... there is nothing left to consume. 69 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:19,120 Just as suddenly as they'd arrived... 70 00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:22,480 ..they disappear. 71 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:27,520 They lived fast, ate quick and died young. 72 00:06:30,280 --> 00:06:33,000 The plains return to silence, 73 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:37,760 leaving mother nature to restore the years the locusts have eaten. 74 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,640 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 75 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:51,560 Everyone knows that gangsters hate a rat. 76 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:55,840 But for this wise guy, a rodent meal is a delicacy. 77 00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:10,520 Rich in protein, the rat will satiate the serpent 78 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:12,320 for ten long months... 79 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:16,160 (DEEP BELCH) 80 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:21,280 ..before the viper must find his next easy mark. 81 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:35,680 It's finally time for the gaboon viper to feed once again. 82 00:07:42,520 --> 00:07:44,280 (SQUAWKS) 83 00:07:47,240 --> 00:07:51,680 Fuelled by hunger, this reticulated racketeer 84 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:54,600 heads for his favourite jungle street corner... 85 00:07:56,320 --> 00:07:59,680 ..where he will lay in wait for his next hold-up. 86 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:05,440 At 10kg and 2m in length... 87 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:08,720 the viper has an ingenious method 88 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:11,760 to hide its heft from prey. 89 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:16,280 With a snakeskin jacket, 90 00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:19,200 patterned with brown, yellow and white... 91 00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:22,920 the gaboon blends in to the forest floor. 92 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:31,720 (SOFT RUSTLING) 93 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:36,240 Finally, a mark approaches. 94 00:08:38,679 --> 00:08:40,559 An unassuming quail... 95 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:44,560 making the most of its early evening foraging. 96 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:51,680 Huh? Has the viper been spotted? 97 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:55,280 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 98 00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:58,560 No. His non-reflective, black markings 99 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:02,720 absorb almost the light, mimicking holes in the leaf litter. 100 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:13,000 The viper readies the tools of his trade... 101 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:18,760 ..a pair of 5cm-long stilettos 102 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:21,560 hidden in fleshy sheaths. 103 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,480 Finally, the victim is in range. 104 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:38,240 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 105 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:51,400 The fangs deliver the highest venom yield of any terrestrial snake. 106 00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:58,800 A deadly concoction that destroys blood cells and tissue. 107 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:11,480 Swallowing the bird is a huge job... 108 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:17,040 ..but the gaboon is having quail of a time! 109 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:22,440 Opening his double-hinged jaws to their full capacity. 110 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:26,200 Shifting his windpipe, so he can still breathe. 111 00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:32,960 A made man, the gaboon sinks back into the jungle floor... 112 00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:38,760 ..wondering how long to wait before for his next shake-down. 113 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:42,960 (DEEP BELCH) 114 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,640 Deep in the heart of the Malaysian jungle... 115 00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:54,800 ..there is a cave 116 00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:58,360 that seethes with subterranean life 117 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:00,440 and reeking guano. 118 00:11:01,640 --> 00:11:05,160 Every day, the cave grows bigger... 119 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:09,680 terraformed by millions of bats and birds. 120 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:15,000 This chamber of horrors is not for the faint-hearted. 121 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,600 They call it... 122 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:20,360 Gomantong. 123 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:36,120 The daily routine of Borneo's most infamous cave... 124 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:39,160 ..is millions of years in the making. 125 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:41,480 (SOFT DRIPPING AND SPLASHING) 126 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,680 10am. 127 00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:47,680 Two million wrinkle-lipped bats 128 00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:50,800 cling to the ceiling waiting for the sunset. 129 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:54,200 (SQUEAKING) 130 00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:57,400 For company... 131 00:11:57,440 --> 00:12:01,920 thousands of swiftlets living and breeding in the darkness. 132 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,000 Both do two things continually... 133 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:10,680 ..breathe and defecate... 134 00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:17,680 depositing acidic guano on the walls and ground below. 135 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:24,680 This crap-fest eats away at the cave floor... 136 00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:32,040 ..while the carbon dioxide 137 00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:35,360 from millions of creatures exhaling en masse 138 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:38,120 rises to decay the cave's ceiling. 139 00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:49,000 1pm. 140 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:51,800 (RUSTLING) 141 00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:56,560 As the guano piles even higher... 142 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:00,480 ..millions of cockroaches 143 00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:04,120 and trillions of bacteria get to work... 144 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:08,400 ..consuming the faeces as it rains down. 145 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:12,720 A sick bat has fallen from the ceiling. 146 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,920 The nutrients roaches can't get from bat dung... 147 00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:22,560 ..they retrieve from the corpse. 148 00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:26,560 (RUSTLING AND MUNCHING) 149 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:36,320 6pm. 150 00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:39,120 Gomantong's night shift clocks on. 151 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:44,000 Taking to the wing, the bats are hungry. 152 00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:49,960 Before they can forage for fruits and flowers, 153 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,840 they must run the gauntlet. 154 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:59,320 Birds of prey wait at the cave's entrance. 155 00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:06,880 This brahminy kite soars into action. 156 00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:14,320 The bats fly out in a dense stream to confuse their predator... 157 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:18,560 (BIRDS SCREECH) 158 00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:25,600 ..sacrificing manoeuvrability for speed. 159 00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:32,520 In the end, it's just a matter of time. 160 00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:42,360 As dawn breaks, 161 00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:46,480 the survivors will return to the depths of Gomantong... 162 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:51,920 ..sculpting the very walls of this chamber of horrors 163 00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:54,160 for millennia to come. 164 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,640 (CHIRRUPING AND SQUAWKING) 165 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:18,680 From its vantage, the future looks bright 166 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:20,800 for this baby Nazca booby. 167 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:27,080 Learning to fly... 168 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:31,600 ..plunge diving for sardines with its pals... 169 00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:38,360 (CHIRRUPING AND SQUAWKING) 170 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:43,680 ..and one day, finding a mate. 171 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:50,080 Breeding just once a year... 172 00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:53,960 ..these birds couple for life. 173 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,000 (SCREECHING) 174 00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:07,680 But... 175 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:11,240 there are others just as attracted to boobies... 176 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:28,080 ..drinking their blood behind their backs. 177 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:32,040 Welcome to the island of the vampire finch. 178 00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:42,120 Wolf Island, 179 00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:45,440 the remotest of all Galapagos islands, 180 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:47,720 is over a million years old. 181 00:16:58,160 --> 00:17:00,320 A few hundred years ago, 182 00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:04,520 this little finch's ancestor was blown here in a storm. 183 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:10,680 The castaway found itself in a safe haven. 184 00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:16,680 Like finches on the mainland, it fed on fruits, seeds, nectar and insects. 185 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,920 Out here though, food is limited. 186 00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:29,640 The closest land is over 1,500 kilometres away... 187 00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:36,920 ..and these small birds don't have the wing power to fly the distance. 188 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:43,040 Out of necessity, 189 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:45,680 the finches developed... 190 00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:48,120 a thirst for blood. 191 00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:50,160 (INTREPID MUSIC) 192 00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:54,280 This one is parched. 193 00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:00,120 Target locked. 194 00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:08,680 With surgical precision, the finch makes a tiny cut. 195 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:13,120 Blood trickles down the victim's feathers... 196 00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:17,600 ..and the vampire laps up the precious fluid. 197 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:22,160 (SCREECHES) 198 00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:26,480 Early in their evolutionary partnership 199 00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:30,200 the finches were just removing parasites, 200 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:33,280 so the boobies didn't seem to mind. 201 00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:37,200 For these little feathered ghouls... 202 00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:40,080 the blood is a source of protein 203 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:43,160 to supplement their diet on the rocky outcrop. 204 00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:51,560 A desert island where bloodsucking vampires hunt boobies. 205 00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:54,960 Nature's B-grade movie. 206 00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:07,600 These free-spirited mammals live a spinful life... 207 00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:13,760 ..here in Brazil's Fernando de Noronha Marine Park... 208 00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:16,640 a gangster's paradise. 209 00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:22,800 And this is one social gang. 210 00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:27,080 Hanging out below the waves... 211 00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:28,880 or in the air. 212 00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:37,400 Welcome to Spin City! 213 00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:40,800 For this extended dolphin family... 214 00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:47,040 every leap and splash serves a different purpose. 215 00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:49,640 Whether shaking off parasites... 216 00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:53,160 ..letting the family know which way to go... 217 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,520 ..or telling the others who's boss... 218 00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:05,680 ..these aerial acrobatics are also a language of love. 219 00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:11,280 (SOFT CLICKING) 220 00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:13,880 This female takes to the air... 221 00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:18,520 ..letting the males know she's ready to breed. 222 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:25,640 But these spinners are also swingers. 223 00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:27,200 (ROMANTIC MUSIC) 224 00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:32,640 (CLICKING AND SQUEAKING) 225 00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:36,840 And the female prefers quantity to quality. 226 00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:42,000 Every guy's got fin in the game. 227 00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:50,640 Today, she'll mate with several different partners... 228 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,640 ..with good reason. 229 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,600 One year later... 230 00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:06,920 and the female has produced a calf. 231 00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:11,800 Her pride and joy. 232 00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:14,280 The pair share a strong bond. 233 00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:18,640 For the suite of last year's partners, 234 00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:21,680 any one of them could be the youngster's father. 235 00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:26,120 They'll all work to protect the calf 236 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:29,960 and any others they may have sired. 237 00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:35,680 As the calf grows, 238 00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:37,920 he soon gets into the spin of things. 239 00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:47,840 An unconventional heir... 240 00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:52,800 ..that loves the air. 241 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:11,720 Borneo's elephants are one of a kind. 242 00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:17,480 Only 1,500 left in the wild... 243 00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:19,280 (TRUMPETING) 244 00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:22,640 ..these are the smallest elephants on the planet. 245 00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:33,800 (TRUMPETING) 246 00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:36,560 But if there was a prize for family spirit... 247 00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:41,120 ..this gang of pint-sized pachyderms 248 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:43,120 would take the trophy. 249 00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:55,280 (RAIN PATTERS) 250 00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:02,640 It's a very wet day in the Malaysian jungle. 251 00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:10,720 16cm of rain in 24 hours drenches the forest... 252 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:15,480 ..and swells the island's rivers and streams. 253 00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:23,480 Old news to a species highly evolved to live in these jungles. 254 00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:26,560 (TRUMPETING) 255 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:36,000 Led by the oldest and largest female, the matriarch, 256 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:39,600 this group depend on each other to survive. 257 00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:49,880 Swollen rivers are usually no obstacle for elephant gangs... 258 00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:55,080 ..but today is different. 259 00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:58,560 There's a newcomer to consider. 260 00:24:00,120 --> 00:24:04,920 Just days old, he hasn't even had his first swimming lesson. 261 00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:13,440 An older cousin rumbles in first... 262 00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:18,800 ..gouging out a clear path for those to follow. 263 00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:23,280 Aunts and sisters are next. 264 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:29,000 But the little one hesitates. 265 00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:30,240 (TRUMPETING) 266 00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:32,880 His mum, the matriarch, coaxes him in. 267 00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:45,240 The undercurrent is strong. 268 00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:47,640 (TRUMPETING) 269 00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:51,280 His trunk is not yet strong enough to hold up as a snorkel. 270 00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:55,240 The herd prop him up. 271 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:11,040 20m across, for a small calf, 272 00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:13,840 this river might as well be the Amazon. 273 00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:24,000 But with guidance from the family, 274 00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:27,960 instinct kicks in and the calf finds his groove. 275 00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:42,560 Solid ground. 276 00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:47,040 (TRUMPETING) 277 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:51,000 This crossing is the first of thousands 278 00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:53,040 the calf will make in his lifetime. 279 00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:57,960 Thanks to the protection of the herd, 280 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,600 he'll one day grow into his tusks... 281 00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:06,000 ..as one of the most unique elephant species on earth. 282 00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:17,400 (EERIE MUSIC) 283 00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:24,200 Peer into this face and you are seeing the world 284 00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:27,320 as it was 50 million years ago. 285 00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:38,240 That's how long this bird has stalked these forests. 286 00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:47,160 It's known as the most dangerous bird alive. 287 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:49,880 The last surviving dinosaur. 288 00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:04,040 Living in Northern Australia and New Guinea's ancient rainforests... 289 00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:10,560 ..the cassowary, like the love child of a peacock and a velociraptor, 290 00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:14,120 is a dangerous collage of weirdness. 291 00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:24,800 But just because they're badass bush bandits 292 00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:27,280 doesn't mean they can't be kickass fathers. 293 00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:37,000 The cassowary is undoubtedly one of nature's greatest dads. 294 00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:43,000 This one is preparing for a first date. 295 00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:49,200 And if it works out, 296 00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:52,920 he's gonna have his hands full for the next 12 months. 297 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:01,480 (RAUNCHY MUSIC) What a sight! 298 00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:05,680 His girl is dressed to kill. 299 00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:14,480 She moves like a dream. 300 00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:18,880 With stately long legs 301 00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:21,920 and oh-so-perfect nails. 302 00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:29,600 One swift kick with her talons and she can disembowel him. 303 00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:34,400 So, he plays coy. 304 00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:39,680 He's always had a thing for taller birds. 305 00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:48,920 (DEEP CLUCKING) 306 00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:52,560 What comes next...comes natural. 307 00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:11,240 Months later, he may be single 308 00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:16,040 and his girl may be off with other eligible bachelors - 309 00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:19,280 doing her bit for the species according to her socials... 310 00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:24,400 ..but he's not alone. 311 00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:29,960 Under his bristly, black feathers... 312 00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:34,040 ..his kids. 313 00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:42,760 For the next 12 months, 314 00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:47,560 it's Dad's job to school them in all things cassowary. 315 00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:55,280 Lesson one: Cassowaries are frugivores. 316 00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:02,120 So, over 150 types of forest fruit 317 00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:04,600 make for breakfast, lunch and dinner. 318 00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:10,240 As self-appointed forest cultivators, 319 00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:12,960 this is a cassowary's nine-to-five job. 320 00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:16,760 Swallow the fruit whole 321 00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:19,160 and let digestion do its thing. 322 00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:24,400 Some seeds only germinate 323 00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:26,360 once passing through the cassowary's gut. 324 00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:28,840 (GRUMBLING) 325 00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:32,080 (SQUELCHING) 326 00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:37,120 Lesson two: 327 00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:39,160 Keeping cool. 328 00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:45,120 A luxurious bath and a cold drink is just the start you need. 329 00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:53,360 Lesson three: Stay safe. 330 00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:58,320 Keeping boisterous kids alive is a real challenge. 331 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,080 (SINISTER MUSIC) 332 00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:07,480 Try as he might, he can't always keep his eyes peeled for danger... 333 00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:11,640 protecting all the kids at once. 334 00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:16,720 But when in doubt... Run, guys! 335 00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:39,120 A year later, despite his best efforts, 336 00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:41,320 only two chicks survive. 337 00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:47,080 Dad's done all he can. 338 00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:49,800 And now it's up to them 339 00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:53,360 to find their path and fulfil their own destiny. 340 00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:00,640 #BestDadEver! 341 00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:23,160 When your family has been evolving for over 400 million years... 342 00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:28,600 ..weird cousins are gonna be a thing. 343 00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:33,400 Sharks are one of the oldest gang of animals on the planet. 344 00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:39,280 Seemingly with one for every occasion. 345 00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:43,840 True giants that oddly eat only microscopic fish. 346 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:48,400 Mallet-shaped gawkers with an appetite for stingrays. 347 00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:53,400 Sharks with leopard spots. 348 00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:57,560 And the brutes, of course. 349 00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:05,280 Then there's the deep thinkers... 350 00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:08,680 ..who never say much 351 00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:11,640 and always seem to be watching you. 352 00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:16,080 This is cousin wobbegong. 353 00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:30,240 Tucked into their shallow water caves around Australia and Indonesia, 354 00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:33,600 the world view of this tasselled wobbegong 355 00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:37,320 is not unlike that of a zen hermit. 356 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:41,560 The art of stillness 357 00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:44,240 opens the door to being. 358 00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:49,680 Unlike some of his cousins, 359 00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:52,720 he doesn't need to keep moving to breathe. 360 00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:58,640 He pumps water over his gills with his cheek muscles, 361 00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:01,480 keeping his blood oxygenated. 362 00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:06,520 Meditating on his next meal for hours at a time, 363 00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:09,880 he becomes one with everything. 364 00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:20,120 Covered in mottled skin and weed-like tassels... 365 00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:25,840 ..he looks more like the coral surrounding him 366 00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:28,000 than what he is... 367 00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:29,719 a deadly shark. 368 00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:32,880 (SINISTER MUSIC) 369 00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:41,040 Flicking his tail, he mimics the movements of smaller fish. 370 00:34:46,639 --> 00:34:49,840 The wobbegong focuses only on the now. 371 00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:59,120 His tail and markings arouse the precise amount of curiosity needed. 372 00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:09,840 But intrigue doesn't always end in enlightenment. 373 00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:22,840 Another fish falls prey to the wobbegong's will. 374 00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:29,040 Steeped in self-mastery, 375 00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:34,040 the tasselled wobbegong stays still 90% of its life. 376 00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:41,280 But when it attacks it does so with explosive speed. 377 00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:47,400 Its gaping mouth alters the water pressure... 378 00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:52,960 ..transforming into a vacuum chamber... 379 00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:56,920 ..consuming meals in a fraction of a second. 380 00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:04,800 Everything must pass, 381 00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:06,840 including the small fish. 382 00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:12,280 The wobbegong, in zen balance, 383 00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:15,000 wastes no time thinking otherwise. 384 00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:31,000 When it comes to macho "I've got a big rig" displays... 385 00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:37,720 ..the schnoz on this male monkey is one for the ages. 386 00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:42,320 A nose that's the longest of all primates... 387 00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:43,960 (HONKING) 388 00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:48,160 ..complimented by a massive pot belly. 389 00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:54,080 But for promiscuous females... 390 00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:57,200 these attributes are dead sexy. 391 00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:01,320 (GROWLING) 392 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:05,080 In fact, if his nose and belly impress... 393 00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:06,840 (CHITTERING) 394 00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:10,520 ..he might even attract a whole gang of female groupies... 395 00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:16,520 ..roaming the jungles together 396 00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:19,680 as he fathers children at will. 397 00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:24,320 It may sound like a cult... 398 00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:27,040 but it's just the way this guy and his harem roll. 399 00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:40,360 The male proboscis monkey has a weirdly cushy marital life. 400 00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:44,200 (THUNDER RUMBLES) 401 00:37:44,240 --> 00:37:45,960 But once every year, 402 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:50,080 the monsoon pours water over the whole affair. 403 00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:52,560 (RAIN PATTERS) 404 00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:02,920 15cm of rain in just a single day spells trouble. 405 00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:06,400 (GRUNTING AND SCREECHING) 406 00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:09,080 The gang usually dine on tender leaves 407 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,240 that grow at the edge of rivers. 408 00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:19,520 But when the waterways flood 409 00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:22,840 the troop must journey for food 410 00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:24,960 via aerial highway. 411 00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:47,280 Arriving at the river, the male keeps watch as the youngsters cross first. 412 00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:05,680 The females follow. 413 00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:16,880 But the swollen river has a hidden danger. 414 00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:22,920 An ancient adversary stirs. 415 00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:31,520 Crocodiles are proboscis monkeys' greatest predators. 416 00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:37,160 The hunter waits for a monkey misstep. 417 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,640 Close. 418 00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:51,120 Ooh. Good recovery. 419 00:39:57,880 --> 00:40:01,120 But the next young female miscalculates her jump. 420 00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:06,200 (HEAVY SPLASH) 421 00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:07,680 (TENSE MUSIC) 422 00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:20,160 She's completely unaware of the imminent danger. 423 00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:27,400 But the male proboscis monkey spots the croc. 424 00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:31,360 (SCREECHES) His nose amplifies his alarm calls. 425 00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:35,960 (GRUNTS AND BARKS) 426 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,640 The female now knows she must get out of there quick. 427 00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:40,280 (SCREECHES) 428 00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:46,320 Just in the nick of time. 429 00:40:50,720 --> 00:40:52,360 (GROWLS SOFTLY) 430 00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:56,760 Luckily, the alpha male has a nose for danger. 431 00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:15,520 Life in the tropics gets a lot of good PR in the brochures. 432 00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:26,120 Warm twinkling meadows of seagrass... 433 00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:33,440 ..and colourful locals cavorting amongst the mangroves. 434 00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:42,240 But the truth is, tropical waters have some rough neighbourhoods... 435 00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:45,440 ..and shady characters. 436 00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:47,480 (SINISTER MUSIC) 437 00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:55,280 This crab is either incredibly brave... 438 00:41:56,720 --> 00:41:58,720 ..or remarkably foolish. 439 00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:05,080 Because foraging in these vacant sand flats 440 00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:07,360 is a great way to get mugged... 441 00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:12,560 ..by this guy. 442 00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:22,400 (CRUNCHING) 443 00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:28,760 This coconut octopus has captured dinner... 444 00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:30,600 (CRUNCHING) 445 00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:34,800 ..and blown his cover. 446 00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:39,640 A risky move in this food chain. 447 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,920 It's all well and good for his pimped-up cousins 448 00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:52,960 who run the reef rackets. 449 00:42:54,720 --> 00:42:58,840 Thousands of colour-changing cells help them blend right in. 450 00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:10,560 But in these barren badlands, 451 00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:13,080 hideouts are hard to come by. 452 00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:27,400 But a mugger's gotta mug, right? 453 00:43:28,720 --> 00:43:31,200 So, he improvises. 454 00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:37,320 With hundreds of thousands of neurons running down each tentacle, 455 00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:41,000 the coconut octopus literally thinks on his feet. 456 00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:47,600 A plastic cup could keep him safe. 457 00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:52,920 But sharks and other shylocks aren't stupid. 458 00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:04,160 One of his crew makes do with a broken bottle. 459 00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:12,400 But none of these lairs provide enough protection. 460 00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:28,720 (NEW YORK ACCENT) "What's a guy gotta do 461 00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:31,920 to find a hideout around here? 462 00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:33,880 Clamshells? 463 00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:36,280 Now this has potential!" 464 00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:40,040 Faced with two options, 465 00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:42,800 octopus street smarts come naturally. 466 00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:58,800 Two shells are better than one. 467 00:44:59,960 --> 00:45:01,960 It pays to have a plan. 468 00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:05,200 Now, put it to the test. 469 00:45:12,240 --> 00:45:14,520 This crab has no idea 470 00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:17,800 that the clamshells hide its nemesis. 471 00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:23,400 This kind of caper is all... 472 00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:25,320 about...timing. 473 00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:32,200 A 50km-per-hour jet burst gave the crab no chance. 474 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,720 Powerful tentacles crunch through the shell. 475 00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:39,800 (CRUNCHING) 476 00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:46,560 Then...an injection of venom dissolves the crab's innards. 477 00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:56,760 Coconut octopuses that stalk the open sand flats 478 00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:58,680 work hard for their quarry. 479 00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:04,760 But this kind of tool use means they work smart too. 480 00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:10,200 Joining chimpanzees, monkeys, dolphins and crows... 481 00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:16,560 ..in an ever-expanding gang of non-human tool masters. 482 00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:33,720 The bugs of New Caledonia have it extraordinarily good. 483 00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:37,200 No mammals to feast on them 484 00:46:37,240 --> 00:46:39,640 and no reptiles to keep them in check. 485 00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:42,640 (SOFT CHITTERING) 486 00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:46,160 This island, it seems, 487 00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:51,360 is an insectoid paradise. 488 00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:54,360 But the wood-borer beetle ain't buying it. 489 00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:56,800 (CRUNCHING AND SQUELCHING) 490 00:46:58,120 --> 00:47:01,720 As it feasts, it deposits its eggs and larvae 491 00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:03,840 deep within the trees... 492 00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:10,280 ..protected from the world in wooden vaults. 493 00:47:11,720 --> 00:47:17,040 But a predator vacuum never goes unnoticed for too long in nature. 494 00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:20,360 (SQUAWKING) There's a roving gang of safe crackers 495 00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:23,640 who've perfected the art of the larvae heist. 496 00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:25,440 (SQUAWKING) 497 00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:30,280 Introducing the New Caledonian crow. 498 00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:42,000 This bird has never met a code it can't crack. 499 00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:48,760 When nature throws curveballs, like, say, a tough nut... 500 00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:53,720 ..this egghead has all the smarts to find a solution. 501 00:47:58,160 --> 00:47:59,760 Too easy. 502 00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:03,480 But busting open a wooden vault 503 00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:05,800 full of protein-rich beetle larvae 504 00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:09,080 is a challenge worthy of his pilfering genius. 505 00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:15,800 With powers of reasoning rivalling a seven-year-old child... 506 00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:17,240 (FAINT CREAKING) 507 00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:20,680 ..his keen ears pick up sounds of the prize within. 508 00:48:20,720 --> 00:48:22,960 (FAINT CREAKING) 509 00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:29,000 Through a tiny cavity, he can just about see it too. 510 00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:32,560 Chipping away at the wood is tedious, 511 00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:36,120 especially when your bill isn't reinforced for the impact 512 00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:38,160 like a woodpecker's beak. 513 00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:42,400 This problem... 514 00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:45,320 ..needs a smart solution. 515 00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:52,480 A carefully selected tool might be just the key to this conundrum. 516 00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:02,960 Wielding a twig in his bill, he inserts it into the tree cavity. 517 00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,000 (INTREPID MUSIC) 518 00:49:09,720 --> 00:49:11,800 He's fishing for grub. 519 00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:16,720 Forward-pointing eyes help him manoeuvre the stick within. 520 00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:22,480 It helps that his bill is smaller than other crows 521 00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:24,520 and doesn't obstruct his vision. 522 00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:31,160 Prodding over and over, he irritates the grub. 523 00:49:35,720 --> 00:49:41,160 He can feel it biting back on the stick. 524 00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:43,200 He's snagged a big one. 525 00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:49,920 Like any angler knows, the proof of the catch 526 00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:51,720 is when you've reeled the fish in. 527 00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:58,360 There won't be any catch-and-release with this one... 528 00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:04,640 ..because on Planet Weird, there's no bag limit. 529 00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:09,000 Subtitles by Sky Access Services www.skyaccessibility.sky 39652

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