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I WILL SIGN THAT FOR YOU.
OH, LEWIS, NOBODY GOES INSIDE, OKAY? NOBODY.
AH, KELLY.
COME IN AND SEE MY ETCHINGS.
YEAH. CAN I TRUST YOU?
IT'S REALLY SUPER OF YOU TO DROP BY, THEO.
I'M ABSOLUTELY PARANOID ABOUT SECURITY.
YEAH. WELL, I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT THE MEN AT THE FRONT DOOR.
GOOD MEN.
KELLY MCCALL, THIS IS DETECTIVE CROCKER.
- HI. GOOD LUCK ON THE SHOW. - OH, HI. THANKS.
YEAH, LOOK AT THAT. IT'S KINDA FUN.
OH, THANKS. YEAH, ALEX ROSS LENT US THIS, TOO.
- YOU KNOW HIS COLLECTIONS? - OH, I KNOW HE COLLECTS
BIG INTERNATIONAL BUSINESS DEALS.
IS HE A PATRON OF THE ARTS, TOO?
HE IS THE PATRON OF THIS GALLERY.
MY GRAND OPENING IS GOING TO HAVE NOT ONE, NOT TWO,
BUT FIVE REMBRANDTS THAT HE'S LENT US.
IT'S REALLY SUCH A COUP FOR ME.
HEY, THIS WHOLE PLACE IS A COUP FOR YOU.
FIVE YEARS AGO THIS BUILDING WAS WHAT,
- A BANKRUPT SECRETARIAL SCHOOL? - RIGHT.
THEN YOU HAD A VISION. HEY, YOU DID GOOD, KELLY.
SO WHERE'S THIS, UH, THIS MILLION-DOLLAR COLLECTION?
COME ON, I'LL SHOW YOU.
IT'S LOVELY. I WISH YOU WELL.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
OH, WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE WHAT WE HAVE IN THE BACK.
- OKAY. - THE PIECE DE RESISTANCE.
OH, EVERYTHING'S ADJUSTED CORRECTLY?
- FINE, MA'AM. - THANK YOU.
OH, GREAT. NOW, WHERE'S LEWIS?
- LEWIS? WHO'S LEWIS? - LEWIS IS THE GUARD.
I'M SUPPOSED TO HAVE A GUARD ON DUTY 24 HOURS A DAY.
WELL, IF I HAVEN'T MADE THAT CLEAR,
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO DO.
OH, MY GOD.
THEY'RE HEADING INTO A DEAD END, CROCKER.
COME ON OUT, BOYS.
- COME ON. - COME, COME, COME, COME, COME.
ASSUME THE POSITION.
WELL, NO DRAWINGS ON THIS ONE.
ALL RIGHT, TAKE 'EM OUT.
GO AHEAD.
WHAT HAPPENED?
THOSE GUYS HIJACKED MY TRUCK ON THE WAY TO WORK.
YOU SEE THEM TOSS ANYTHING BACK HERE
WHEN THEY CAME OUTTA THE GALLERY?
JUST THE TOOLBOX, THAT'S ALL. LOOK, I'M TRAVIZIUS.
IT'S MY COMPANY.
TRAVIZIUS, YOU'RE KIDDIN'?
LIKE VINCENT VAN GOGH BEFORE THE OPERATION.
RELAX, YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS.
WELL, I'M TELLING YOU, FRANK, KELLY AND I PERSONALLY SEARCHED
THIS ENTIRE AREA BEFORE WE LET ANYBODY BACK INSIDE.
AND NOBODY'S BEEN ALLOWED INSIDE EXCEPT OUR OWN MEN.
WELL, I'M HAVING THE TRUCK SENT DOWN TO THE GARAGE,
TAKEN APART PIECE BY PIECE.
THOSE CLOWNS ADMIT TO ANYTHING?
WHY SHOULD THEY?
I MEAN, WITHOUT THE DRAWINGS, WE CAN'T PROVE A THING.
EXCEPT THE TRUCK.
THERE IS A WEAK FEDERAL CASE FOR KIDNAPPING.
OH. SO WHAT ARE THEY LOOKING AT, THREE YEARS?
FRANK, THESE ARE REMBRANDTS. WE GOTTA FIND THEM, RIGHT?
LOOK, YOU THINK MAYBE THEY MIGHT HAVE
HANDED THEM TO SOMEBODY AS THEY LEFT?
NO. THE GUY SAYS
HE WATCHED THEM GO STRAIGHT TO THE TRUCK AND GET IN.
OH, MR. ROSS, I'M SO SORRY.
I-I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO YOU.
JUST TELL ME MY REMBRANDTS ARE SAFE AND SOUND.
WELL?
THOSE ARE THE THIEVES, AREN'T THEY?
YES.
SOMEHOW, MR. ROSS,
THEY MANAGED TO GET RID OF OR CONCEAL THE DRAWINGS
BETWEEN LEAVING THE INSIDE ROOM AND THE TIME THEY WERE GRABBED.
WE'VE SEARCHED EVERYBODY, INCLUDING THE GUARDS.
YOU DON'T HAVE MY REMBRANDTS?
- NO, SIR. - MR. ROSS,
I'M LIEUTENANT KOJAK, MANHATTAN SOUTH.
I WAS ACTUALLY HERE IN THE BUILDING WHEN THIS HAPPENED.
I ASSURE YOU, WE'RE TAKING EVERY NECESSARY STEP
TO MAKE SURE NOTHING'S BEEN REMOVED SINCE THE THEFT.
COULD BE IN ONE OF THE INSIDE ROOMS HIDDEN SOMEPLACE.
YOU KNOW, MAYBE SO THAT THEY'D COME BACK
AND PICK THEM UP LATER.
THAT'S HAPPENED BEFORE, RIGHT, MCKEE?
THAT'S RIGHT.
SOMETIMES OBJECTS ARE STOLEN
AND CONCEALED NEAR THE SITE OF THE THEFT
THEN RECOVERED WEEKS, EVEN MONTHS, LATER
- WHEN THE HEAT HAS DIED DOWN. - WHO ARE YOU?
I'M CHIEF INVESTIGATOR FOR LANDMARK INSURANCE.
WE CARRY YOUR POLICY ON THESE WORKS.
1.2 MILLION.
DON'T TALK ABOUT MONEY.
TALK ABOUT GENIUS.
TALK ABOUT THE HISTORY OF ART,
THE IRREPLACEABILITY OF THOSE DRAWINGS.
NOW, LET ME UNDERSTAND. YOU DO HAVE THE CULPRITS,
AND YOU ACTUALLY WERE HERE WHEN THE CRIME WAS COMMITTED
AND YOU STILL CAN'T FIND THOSE DRAWINGS?
WELL, I FEEL SURE WE'RE GONNA FIND THEM, MR. ROSS.
I WONDER, DETECTIVE.
I WANT YOU BOTH TO KNOW I THINK WHAT YOU'VE DONE
IS DETESTABLE AND UNFORGIVEABLE.
HOWEVER,
I AM A MAN OF CONSIDERABLE POWER AND INFLUENCE.
I'LL SUPPLY YOU WITH A FINE LAWYER,
INTERCEDE ON YOUR BEHALF WITH THE AUTHORITIES--
IF WHAT, GUV'NER? STOP BEATIN' AROUND THE BUSH.
GET TO IT.
IF YOU WILL TELL ME PERSONALLY
WHERE THOSE DRAWINGS ARE,
I PROMISE YOU, YOU WILL HAVE A MINIMUM AMOUNT OF DIFFICULTY.
SORRY, LOVE,
WE DON'T WANNA SERVE NO TIME, NO WAY.
WE DON'T BELIEVE THE POLICE CAN FIND THEM DRAWINGS
WITHOUT OUR HELP. YOU HEAR THAT?
YOU WANT THEM REMBRANDTS,
DROP THE CHARGES.
FORGET IT.
HE'S BLUFFING.
A COUPLE OF WEEKS, PUBLICITY WILL DROP DOWN,
AND, UH, WE'LL MAKE THAT DEAL.
OF COURSE, GENTLEMEN,
IF YOU'LL GET US OUT OF HERE FASTER,
WE'LL COOPERATE WITH YOU.
HAVE A WORD?
LET THEM TELL ME WHERE THE DRAWINGS ARE.
I MEAN, THEY COULD BE ROTTING IN SOME SEWER OR SOMETHING.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S AT STAKE HERE?
YEAH. BLACKMAIL.
THERE'S NO WAY THE D.A.'S GONNA GO ALONG WITH IT.
FRANKLY, MR. ROSS, I EXPECT TO FIND THOSE DRAWINGS
IN THIS BUILDING BEFORE VERY LONG.
I'D LIKE TO BRING IN SOMEBODY TO HELP.
I'LL PAY FOR THEM MYSELF.
YOU MEAN, A PRIVATE DETECTIVE?
NO, NOT SOME PRIVATE DETECTIVE,
BUT THE CLEVEREST INVESTIGATOR IN ALL EUROPE.
VALENTINE?
EXACTLY RIGHT.
IF I CAN GET HIM.
WELL, IF HE WANTS TO ASSIGN
A SPECIAL INVESTIGATOR TO THIS CASE,
I DON'T SUPPOSE THERE'S ANY WAY WE CAN PREVENT IT.
FRANK, I'M DELIGHTED. YOU DON'T REMEMBER DR. VALENTINE,
- DR. ANTON VALENTINE? - HE'S A LEGEND.
PROBABLY THE LEADING CRIMINOLOGIST IN THE WORLD.
OR HE WAS UNTIL HE LEFT HIS POLICE FORCE A FEW YEARS BACK.
THAT WAS IN MILAN, I THINK.
YEAH, YEARS AGO WHEN I WAS TAKING COURSES AT JOHN JAY
FOR MY EXAMS, HE WAS A GUEST LECTURER.
- A GENIUS, LOVED HIM. - WELL, I HEAR HE'S CHANGED.
- HOW'S THAT? - 50,000 A JOB, FLAT MINIMUM.
AND HE WORKS FOR ANYBODY,
AND I MEAN ANYBODY.
WHEN I KNEW THE MAN, THE ONE THING HE CARED ABOUT
MORE THAN A BRILLIANT INVESTIGATION WAS JUSTICE.
WELL, I HEAR HE PLAYS BOTH SIDES OF THE LAW THESE DAYS.
REALLY?
I THINK SOMEBODY JUST PULLED YOUR PEDESTAL.
YEAH. A MAN DOESN'T CHANGE THAT MUCH THAT FAST, FRANK.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
LIEUTENANT, KOJAK.
- THEO. - DOCTOR, HOW GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- DOCTOR, THIS IS CAPTAIN MCNEIL. - DOCTOR.
AND SAY HELLO TO DETECTIVE CROCKER.
- HI, DOCTOR. - THIS IS DR. ANTON VALENTINE.
MY PLEASURE, GENTLEMEN.
I IMAGINE YOU HAVE A BIT OF A JET LAG.
OH, NOT AT ALL. MR. ROSS REACHED ME
IN THE CARIBBEAN WHERE I WAS COMPLETING A CASE.
WHAT WAS HAPPENING IN THE CARIBBEAN?
A, UH, SMALL CACHE OF NARCOTICS
THE POLICE COULD NOT LOCATE.
WHICH, I'M SURE, IN SOME INGENIOUS WAY
YOU'VE GOTTEN BACK FOR THE AUTHORITIES.
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
I STOPPED OFF AT THE GALLERY. FOUND NOTHING YOU OVERLOOKED.
THIS IS THE TRUCK.
YEAH.
- MAY I? - OF COURSE.
AH.
FIVE REMBRANDT DRAWINGS
OUT OF THE FRAMES, HMM?
ABOUT THIS SIZE.
YES, I SUPPOSE THEY COULD HAVE GOTTEN PAST THE GUARDS
ROLLED UP THEIR SLEEVES OR SOMETHING,
BUT THEN, UH, THEY'D HAVE TO BE IN THE TRUCK.
WOULD YOU GIVE ME A MINUTE
JUST TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN?
OF COURSE.
WHAT CAN I TELL YA, FRANK?
THE MAN GIVES GREAT DEMONSTRATIONS.
READY, GENTLEMEN.
ALL RIGHT. GO AHEAD, CROCKER.
GOOD THOUGHT.
HUH.
I THOUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE TRIED,
BUT I COULD NOT RESIST.
IMPASSE, HUH?
- STYMIED. - FOR THE MOMENT.
WELL, IN THAT CASE, WE MOVE TO PLAN "B".
WHICH IS?
WE EAT.
AS I UNDERSTAND IT, DOC,
YOU'RE SAYING THIS GERMAN HAD STOLEN SOME PAINTINGS
FROM HIS OWN COLLECTION?
YES. I WAS CONVINCED OF IT,
AND THE INSURANCE COMPANY HIRED ME TO PROVE IT.
AND YOU GOT THEM BACK IN A WEEK. HOW?
WELL, I STOLE TWO OTHER PAINTINGS FROM HIM
OF GREATER VALUE
AND RANSOMED THEM BACK TO HIM FOR THE MISSING ONES.
- YOU STOLE TWO PAINTINGS? - ARE--ARE YOU SHOCKED, THEO?
WELL, FOR A MAN, WHAT,
30 YEARS AS A POLICEMAN, A CRIMINOLOGIST,
THAT IS A SWITCH, ISN'T IT?
I DO NOT HAVE TO PLAY BY THOSE OLD RULES, YOU SEE.
I HAVE ACCESS TO A NEW PIPELINE OF INFORMATION.
FOR EXAMPLE,
THAT AUSTRALIAN WITH THE FRENCH NAME,
UH, FORETTE.
THERE IS A CERTAIN GANG IN PARIS
THAT WOULD LOVE TO, UH,
SLIT HIS THROAT IF THEY KNEW WHERE HE WAS.
NOW, PERHAPS IF I PROMISE HIM NOT TO TIP THEM OFF,
HE WILL COME CLEAN ABOUT THE DRAWINGS.
PERHAPS YOU CAN ARRANGE A MEETING FOR ME
WITH HIM AT THE PRISON TOMORROW.
THEN WE WILL MOVE ON TO A ROTHSCHILD '59.
IS THAT THE ONE ON THE MENU FOR 150 BUCKS?
CAPTAIN, YOU ARE MY GUEST.
I TOLD YOU, VALENTINE, I MADE MY PEACE WITH THAT FRENCH MOB.
YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO OFFER ME THERE.
JUST GET US OUT OF HERE.
PERHAPS IN ANOTHER COUNTRY
WITH THE PROPER BRIBES, BUT NOT HERE.
DO WHAT YOU DID IN AFRICA, MATE.
JUST DO THAT WHAT YOU DID IN AFRICA. THAT'S ALL.
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEAN.
YOU SPRUNG THEM HOSTAGES FROM JAIL
FOR ยฃ50,000, RIGHT?
WHAT IS YOUR POINT?
MAKE $200,000 HERE, YOU KNOW.
GET US OUTTA JAIL
AND WE'LL SHOW YOU WHERE THEM DRAWINGS ARE, VALENTINE.
ALL RIGHT?
I KNOW, YOU FEEL THAT THE--
THE PRICE MAY BE TOO STIFF FOR ROSS.
HA HA. YOU'RE WRONG!
JUST SHOW US HOW TO GET OUT OF JAIL, VALENTINE.
I PROMISE YOU,
YOU'LL BE RICH. YOU WILL.
WE WILL SEE.
YEAH.
WE'LL PUT YOUR TRUCK BACK IN GOOD CONDITION, MR. TRAVIZIUS.
YOU TELL THEM TO PUT IT BACK LIKE NEW.
HOW ABOUT THIS SCRATCH HERE? IT LOOKS LIKE A WOUND.
I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE TRUCK ANYMORE, OKAY?
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS TOOLBOX.
IT'S JUST POSSIBLE, WHEREVER THESE DRAWINGS WERE HIDDEN,
THERE MIGHT HAVE BEEN SOME SORT OF SPECIAL TOOL REQUIRED,
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
A SPECIAL TOOL FOR DISAPPEARING DRAWINGS?
SO LOOK FOR A WAND. A WAND, LIKE A MAGICIAN.
LIKE THAT.
THAT'S VERY FUNNY.
NOW, IS THERE ANY TOOL IN HERE THAT DOES NOT BELONG
TO YOUR WORKMEN? WRENCH, WIRE CUTTERS,
SCREWDRIVERS-- LET'S SEE, THREE REGULAR,
THREE PHILLIPS-- TWO CANS OF LUBRICATING OIL,
ONE EMPTY, SMALL HAMMER.
HERE, LOOK IT OVER.
EVERYTHING HERE IS PERFECTLY NORMAL.
WHAT DID MY PARTNER TELL YOU?
SAME THING, MR. TRAVIZIUS. ANYWAY, THANK YOU.
WE'LL GET THIS BACK TO YOU LATER IN PERFECT SHAPE.
- WHEN? - WHEN?
WHEN WE FIND THE DRAWINGS.
AND IF YOU DON'T FIND THEM?
PEOPLE NEED TOOLS. THEY DON'T NEED DRAWINGS.
FORSOOTH, YOU SAY.
BEAUTY AND IMAGINATION, REMBRANDT,
PEOPLE DO NEED THAT.
IT'S WRONG, MR. TRAVIZIUS, ALL WRONG.
KOJAK IS A BRILLIANT POLICEMAN, MR. ROSS.
AND IF THOSE DRAWINGS VANISHED FROM UNDERNEATH HIS NOSE,
THEN WE HAVE A REAL MYSTERY ON OUR HANDS.
DID FORETTE TELL YOU ANYTHING?
WELL, HE CONVINCED ME
THAT HE WOULD SAY NOTHING ABOUT THE REMBRANDTS
UNTIL HE IS POSITIVE THAT HE WILL GET OUT OF THE JAIL.
THEN GET HIM OUT OF JAIL.
IF ANYBODY CAN, YOU CAN.
WELL, IF I GO THROUGH WITH THIS PLAN,
AND I AM CAUGHT, THEN I WILL GO TO JAIL.
YOU'RE GETTING $50,000, VALENTINE.
I WANT $200,000.
IMPOSSIBLE.
AU REVOIR.
UH, VALENTINE, JUST A MINUTE.
I-I WANT YOU TO KNOW
I'M IN THE MOST SERIOUS OF FINANCIAL DIFFICULTIES.
WHEN I RECOVER THOSE WORKS, I'LL PROBABLY HAVE TO SELL THEM
STRAIGHT OFF. I NEED THE CASH.
WELL, WHY DON'T YOU COLLECT THE INSURANCE,
A MILLION 2, EH?
THEY WON'T PAY,
NOT UNTIL THIS PUZZLE IS SOLVED.
NO, I THINK WE OUGHT TO DO WHAT THOSE THIEVES WANT,
GET 'EM OUT OF THAT JAIL.
I'LL PAY $75,000.
AH, ROUAULT.
MY FAVORITE.
HOW MUCH IS THAT WORTH, MR. ROSS?
$150,000 MINIMUM. WHY?
I WILL TELL YOU WHAT I WILL DO.
YOU GIVE ME THIS, AND I WILL SPRING THEM FROM THE JAIL.
YES OR NO?
YES.
NOW, THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU, RIGHT?
I MEAN, YOUR OPENING GETS POSTPONED,
COLLECTORS THINK TWICE ABOUT LENDING YOU THINGS.
- RIGHT? - NO.
LOOK, THE WORST THING THAT CAN HAPPEN
IS THAT THEY DON'T FIND THE DRAWINGS.
WHY?
KELLY, UH...
THE CHIEF OF DETECTIVES...
HE WANTS TO KNOW HOW COME YOU'RE NOT A BIG, FAT SUSPECT.
WHAT?
LOOK, YOU KNOW, I TOLD HIM, YOU KNOW,
WE'RE OLD FRIENDS-- WHAT, TEN YEARS NOW?
AN OCCASIONAL DRINK EVERY NOW AND THEN, WHATEVER.
BUT I REALLY DON'T KNOW YOU THAT WELL, DO I?
OH, COME ON!
LOOK, I AM 29 YEARS OLD,
AND BECAUSE OF THIS OBSESSION THAT I HAVE WITH ART,
I AM SINGULARLY UNMARRIED,
I AM CONSTANTLY STRAPPED FOR CASH,
I AM GROSSLY OVERWORKED,
AND I LOVE IT, RIGHT? THAT MAKES SENSE, HUH?
OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
YEAH, I STOLE THEM.
I SMUGGLED THEM OUT IN MY UMBRELLA HANDLE
AND I'M USING THEM AS PLACE MATS IN MY BREAKFAST NOOK.
BOY, YOU CAN BE DUMB.
HEY, KELLY,
I'M A COP.
THEY ASK ME TO INTERROGATE YA, I INTERROGATE YA.
LOOK AT ME, THEO. I'VE BEEN UP FOR 36 HOURS.
- WHY DO YOU-- - HEY.
I BELIEVE YOU, OKAY?
OKAY.
THEO.
WHAT'S NEW AT YOUR END?
WELL, I HAVE SPOKEN TO FORETTE,
AND HE WILL COOPERATE,
BUT HE HAS NO IDEA WHERE THE DRAWINGS ARE.
YOU SEE, NIKO TOOK THEM INTO THE NEXT ROOM
WHILE HE WAS TYING UP THE GUARD.
AND NIKO WILL NOT SAY WHAT HE DID WITH THEM.
HOWEVER,
NIKO TALKS IN HIS SLEEP CONSTANTLY.
AND IT IS DRIVING FORETTE WHO-WHO.
TALKS ABOUT WHAT? THE REMBRANDTS?
MAYBE. BUT FORETTE DOES NOT UNDERSTAND DUTCH
SO HE DOES NOT KNOW WHAT NIKO IS SAYING.
BUT FORETTE DOES NOT UNDERSTAND DUTCH
SO HE DOES NOT KNOW WHAT NIKO IS SAYING.
THIS IS THE SMALLEST,
THE MOST SENSITIVE, THE BEST.
WE WILL GIVE IT TO FORETTE.
HE WILL RECORD WHAT NIKO IS TALKING IN HIS SLEEP,
I WILL TRANSLATE FROM THE DUTCH,
AND PERHAPS, WE HOPE, WE COME UP WITH A CLUE.
WORTH A CHANCE.
WHAT'S TO LOSE?
EXCUSE US A SECOND, VALENTINE.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S TO LOSE.
THE DRAWINGS, THAT'S WHAT.
HOW DO YOU FIGURE THAT?
LET'S SAY VALENTINE GETS SOMETHING ON THAT TAPE
THAT POINTS THE FINGER TO THE REMBRANDTS,
SUPPOSE HE DOESN'T TRANSLATE IT JUST RIGHT,
SUPPOSE HE FINDS THEM AND KEEPS THEM.
YOU REALLY ARE DOWN ON THE MAN, AREN'T YOU?
DO YOU KNOW HOW HE RECOVERED TWO MISSING PAINTINGS
- IN GERMANY? - YES, STOLE TWO OTHER ONES
FROM THE OWNER. HE ADMITTED THAT.
WHICH MAKES HIM A CRIMINAL.
WELL, CERTAINLY NOT A SAINT.
FRANK, HE'S NOT A QUIET LITTLE PROFESSOR
WITH BIFOCALS AND PIPE ASHES ALL OVER HIS SHIRT.
HE'S GOT A NEW LIFE. HE'S ENJOYING HIMSELF.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, LET HIM DO HIS NUMBER
WITH THE TAPE RECORDER, BUT WE'LL GET IT BACK UNPLAYED,
HAVE OUR INTERPRETER BE THE FIRST TO LISTEN TO IT, OKAY?
ALL RIGHT, I'LL TELL HIM.
HEY, MCKEE,
THIS MAN HASN'T DONE A THING, SO FAR, BEHIND OUR BACKS, RIGHT?
HE HASN'T KEPT ANYTHING FROM US.
HOW DO YOU KNOW?
I GUESS I DON'T.
IT'S ALL SET.
HE'S ON HIS WAY TO THE WARDEN'S OFFICE NOW.
HEY, THAT'S AN OBJECT OF ART, MY FRIEND.
WHICH, INCIDENTALLY, AFTER WHAT'S HAPPENED,
MR. ROSS WANTS SHIPPED BACK TO HIM.
YEAH, SURE. MCKEE!
WHAT?
LET'S SAY WE HADN'T CAUGHT THOSE TWO CROOKS,
LET'S SAY THEY OFFERED TO SELL THE DRAWINGS BACK TO ROSS,
WOULD THE INSURANCE PAY?
YEAH, BUT WE'D STILL BE TRYING TO NAB 'EM
WHEN THEY HANDED THE DRAWINGS OVER.
OH.
WELL, I'M NOT SO SURE THEY EVER PLANNED TO TOUCH THEM AGAIN.
I THINK KELLY HERE WAS GONNA DO THEIR WORK FOR THEM,
BY HAVING THIS SCULPTURE
DELIVERED BACK TO MR. ROSS' APARTMENT.
NOT INTENTIONALLY, KELLY, BELIEVE ME.
WELL, NOW I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
CAN YOU GET THE SCULPTOR WHO MADE THAT DOWN HERE NOW?
YEAH, MAYBE. MAYBE. HE LIVES ON THE ISLAND.
IN THERE.
I'LL JUST BE A MINUTE.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
DON'T BE SUSPICIOUS, WARDEN. IT'S A VERY SIMPLE DEVICE.
YOU'RE POSITIVE? NOTHING'S CONCEALED?
DO YOU HAVE A PLACE TO HIDE THIS WHERE NIKO WON'T SEE IT?
I WILL TAPE IT TO HIS BODY.
WOULD YOU HOLD THAT, PLEASE?
OPEN YOUR SHIRT.
GATE EIGHT UNLOCKING.
YOU HAVE EVERYTHING?
THE DIE...
IT'S IN THE FILTER, LOVE.
TEST IT IN THE WATER, WILL YA?
COME ON, MOVE.
PERFECT.
WHAT ABOUT THE SAW?
IT'S IN THE WIRE.
IT'S ALL IN THE WIRE, LOVE.
ONE LITTLE SAW.
DIAMOND DUST, THE BEST.
WHAT ABOUT THE PASSKEY FOR THE CLOSET?
- IN THE RECORDER, HUH? - NO, THEY TOOK THAT APART.
DID HE HAND IT TO YOU?
NO. THEY WERE WATCHING US TOO CLOSELY.
BUT HE TOLD YOU...
WE HAD TO HAVE THE KEY.
DON'T WORRY, LOVE. HE'S A GENIUS.
HERE, DARLING. THERE'S YOUR BLOODY KEY.
YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT THIS WHOLE THING ON FILM.
A WORK OF ART-- SCULPTOR TAKES HIS MOBILE APART
SO POLICE CAN LOOK FOR MISSING REMBRANDTS.
ANYBODY CALL WARHOL TO SEE IF HE WANTS TO SHOOT THIS?
EXCUSE ME. COULD I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE?
LOOK, NOW I PROMISED NOT TO MENTION THIS,
BUT THREE MONTHS AGO
WHEN ROSS FIRST AGREED TO LEND ME THE REMBRANDTS,
HE WANTED TO SELL THEM FOR $700,000.
REALLY? IS THAT A--
THAT'S A BARGAIN, ISN'T IT?
YEAH, I THINK SO.
BUT NOBODY WAS BUYING. THERE'S NOT MUCH CASH AROUND.
DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THERE'S MUCH AROUND FOR ROSS EITHER.
WELL, LOOK, I DON'T KNOW,
BUT I DID PROMISE TO KEEP IT CONFIDENTIAL, OKAY?
APPRECIATE IT.
I GUESS YOU CAN LOOK IN HERE NOW.
IS THIS PART OF THE-- THE MOBILE?
OH, I GOT--I'VE GOT TO STOP THROWING MY EMPTIES AWAY
LIKE THAT WHEN I WORK.
WELL, I'LL BUY YOU A CASE OR TWO MYSELF, MR. LEACOCK.
- THANKS A LOT FOR YOUR TROUBLE. - YOU'RE WELCOME.
JUST WANTED TO CHECK THAT OUT, VALENTINE,
BEFORE IT GOT SENT BACK TO YOUR EMPLOYER.
WHY? YOU THINK HE ROBBED HIMSELF?
WHY DON'T YOU TELL US? YOU SIZED HIM UP,
DISCUSSED YOUR FEE. HOW DO YOU THINK HE STANDS FINANCIALLY?
YOU MEAN, DO I THINK HE NEEDS THE INSURANCE MONEY?
ANTON, JUST GIVE ME A STRAIGHT ANSWER, PLEASE.
CAN WE DISCUSS THIS ALONE,
JUST THE TWO OF US, AND--AND PLEASE,
CAN WE GET SOMETHING TO EAT?
WHAT DID HE TELL YOU IN HIS VISITING ROOM?
WE HAVE TO CUT SOMETHING ELSE, A-A LITTLE RED WIRE.
COME HERE. COME HERE. THERE'S THE LITTLE BLEEDER.
OH. GO ON. LOOK AFTER THE LOCK.
HERE YOU GO. MOVE.
STATION 12 TO CONTROL.
I'VE GOT AN UNCONSCIOUS INMATE IN 413.
CAN WE GET A MEDIC HERE?
ROGER, 12. WE'LL NOTIFY INFIRMARY.
I'M LISTENING IN SO I CAN FIGURE OUT THEIR BLOODY SYSTEM.
WE'VE GOT IT MADE, MATE.
ONE THING YOU CANNOT GET ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD--
A GOOD HOT DOG.
SO TELL ME, ANTON, WHERE'S MR. ROSS AT FINANCIALLY?
THEO, HE IS MY EMPLOYER.
PROFESSIONAL ETHICS.
WHAT'S PROFESSIONAL ETHICS
COMPARED TO WORKS BY A GREAT MASTER, RIGHT?
SO IS ROSS UP TIGHT FOR MONEY OR NOT?
MM, NO.
YOU ARE ON THE WRONG TRACK WITH HIM.
WELL, THAT DOES IT.
NOW, HERE I AM STICKING UP FOR YOU,
FEEDING YOU STRAIGHT INFORMATION,
YOU'RE FEEDING YOUR FACE WITH A HOT DOG,
AND YOU SIT THERE AND YOU LIE TO ME.
WELL, WHAT BROUGHT THIS ON?
KELLY TOLD ME, ROSS IS READY TO SELL THOSE REMBRANDTS
FOR ALMOST ANY PRICE.
HE'S DESPERATE FOR MONEY.
AND YOU, PROFESSOR, YOU'RE TOO SMART A DETECTIVE
- NOT TO KNOW THAT. - THEO, IT--
HEY, I'M CUTTING OFF ALL COOPERATION WITH YOU.
NO MORE VISITS TO THE TOMBS,
NO TAPE RECORDERS GIMMICKS, NOTHING.
NOW, PLEASE, LISTEN TO ME.
SEVEN YEARS AGO, MY BROTHER WAS MURDERED BY SOME GANG.
AS A POLICEMAN, I GOT NOWHERE WITH THE CASE.
SO I-I LEFT THE FORCE,
SOLD MY SERVICES TO THE UNDERWORLD,
AND GOT THE LEAD I NEEDED TO HIS KILLERS.
WHATEVER I DO,
IT IS BECAUSE I CANNOT TOLERATE INJUSTICE,
LIKE THOSE REMBRANDTS JEOPARDIZED.
THAT IS THE TRUTH.
YOU GOT 24 MORE HOURS TO TRY YOUR GIMMICK
WITH THE TAPE RECORDER.
THANK YOU.
THIS JUST GOT BACK FROM THE LAB.
THERE ARE NO ODD FINGERPRINTS, NO SECRET COMPARTMENTS,
NOTHING EXCEPT
AN AIR-CONDITIONING REPAIRMAN'S TOOLBOX.
AND HERE'S THEIR INVENTORY.
WHAT DO THEY MEAN, ONE CAN OF OIL?
ONE EMPTY CAN CONTAINING TRACES OF NAPHTHA?
WHAT'S NAPHTHA USED FOR?
WELL, IT USED TO BE USED FOR A CLEANING FLUID,
YOU KNOW, LIKE CLEANING A BLOCK OF HATS,
ONLY IT WAS VERY INFLAMMABLE.
IT'S VERY HOT STUFF.
THEY USE IT IN SOME RACING CARS INSTEAD OF GAS.
NAPHTHA.
ALL RIGHT, GET ME SOME.
AND GET MR. TRAVIZIUS DOWN HERE, WILL YA, PLEASE?
YES, SIR.
THEIR SYSTEM...
IT'S A PIECE OF CAKE.
ARE YOU ALMOST FINISHED, MATE?
SHOULD BE READY AFTER DINNER.
GREAT, JUST GREAT.
NAPHTHA.
I COULD SMELL IT ALL DAY, I WOULDN'T KNOW.
BUT IF THAT'S WHAT YOU SAY IT IS, I'LL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT.
THERE'S NAPHTHA. HERE'S COFFEE.
NOW, YOU TELL ME, MR. TRAVIZIUS,
WHAT ABOUT ME TAKING YOUR WORD?
TAKING MY WORD FOR WHAT?
YOUR BUSINESS.
WE KNOW IT ISN'T IN THE GREATEST SHAPE, MR. TRAVIZIUS.
WE'VE RUN A QUICK CHECK ON IT.
SO? WHOSE BUSINESS IS?
WAIT A MINUTE. YOU'RE CHECKING ON ME?
WELL, YOU SEE, I'M CURIOUS.
I MEAN, HOW COME THESE ART THIEVES KNOW
EXACTLY WHERE AND WHEN TO TAKE OVER YOUR TRUCK?
EXACTLY WHY IS THERE A CAN FILLED WITH NAPHTHA
IN YOUR TOOLBOX,
A SUBSTANCE WHICH YOU DON'T USE IN YOUR BUSINESS?
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? THEY PUT IT IN THERE.
WAIT A MINUTE. DO YOU THINK I'M IN ON THIS?
YOU COULD HAVE BEEN PAID, MR. TRAVIZIUS,
TO ARRANGE CERTAIN CONDITIONS,
MAKE IT LOOK LIKE YOU WERE KNOCKED OUT.
YOU THINK THIS IS A FAKE WOUND?
YOU THINK I GOT PAID FOR THIS?
OH, GRACIOUS.
MR. TRAVIZIUS, YOU KNOW, PEOPLE IN NEED OF MONEY,
THEY DO VERY STRANGE AND UNEXPECTED
AND RECKLESS, RECKLESS THINGS.
FOR THE LAST TIME NOW,
DID YOU HELP THESE THIEVES IN ANY WAY?
YOU MUST THINK I HATE YOUR GUTS FOR THESE INSINUATIONS.
- OH, MR. TRAVIZIUS-- - NO, NO, NO.
IT'S INTERESTING. YOU GOT GOOD PERCEPTIONS, LIEUTENANT.
I THOUGHT OF GOING CROOKED ONCE.
I'LL ADMIT IT NOW THAT THE CAT'S OUT OF THE BAG.
THAT'S THE OTHER PART OF MY NATURE.
MY MOTHER WANTED A PROFESSIONAL MAN FOR A SON.
CONSEQUENTLY, YOU SEE BEFORE YOU A CLIMATE ENGINEER.
BUT THAT'S ON THE OUTSIDE.
ON THE INSIDE, I'M A CROOK.
WHAT CAPERS I THINK OF.
YOU KNOW THOSE RARE BOOKS IN THE MORGAN LIBRARY?
- YEAH. - WELL, THE OTHER NIGHT
I WAS IN BED AND I THOUGHT
THAT IT WOULD BE VERY INTERESTING--
TRAVIZIUS, WHY DON'T YOU GO FIX A THERMOSTAT?
AND THANKS FOR COMING IN.
YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW WHERE THOSE DRAWINGS ARE.
WHERE'S THAT, MR. TRAVIZIUS?
THEY NEVER REALLY EXISTED.
THE GUARDS THAT DELIVERED THEM WERE PREVIOUSLY HYPNOTIZED,
SO WAS THE GIRL THAT RUNS THE GALLERY.
THEY NEVER DELIVERED ANYTHING.
IT WAS THE SHADOW WHO PULLED IT OFF.
YOU'LL CATCH HIM. YOU'LL SEE.
SHADOW. SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT.
NEVER DELIVERED ANYTHING.
SURE, THAT'S HOW.
FRANK, I GOT IT.
HERE, LOOK.
OH, YES, HANDKERCHIEF FLAMBEร.
- OH, YEAH? - ARE YOU UNDER A STRAIN, THEO?
NO, CAPTAIN, I'M FINE.
FRANK, I THINK I KNOW WHERE THE PAINTINGS ARE.
SO IT WON'T BE A TOTAL LOSS.
WHAT'S HAPPENING, THEO?
- JUST WHAT I THOUGHT. - WHAT'S "JUST WHAT I THOUGHT"?
THE SAND IN BOTH OF THESE ASHTRAYS,
DOES IT LOOK THE SAME TO YOU? PEEK.
THEO, SAND IS SAND.
FRANK, LOOK AT THE "SAND IS SAND."
IT'S DARKER THAN THE OTHER ONE, RIGHT?
KELLY, CAN YOU GET ME A NEWSPAPER FROM YOUR OFFICE?
- YEAH, SURE. EXCUSE ME. - SO WHAT ABOUT IT?
THE SUSPENSE, FRANK, THAT'S ALL THE FUN.
ONE PUSH, IT COMES OPEN.
GOOD LUCK.
NIKO, COME ON.
START STAINING YOUR PANTS.
WE'RE GONNA LEAVE HERE IN TEN MINUTES.
- WHAT'S THAT FROM? - ASHES.
THERE'S YOUR DRAWINGS.
CARBON FROM FIVE DRAWINGS THAT WERE DOUSED WITH NAPHTHA
- AND BURNED. - BURNED?
BURNED.
HEY!
HEY, I DON'T FEEL GOOD!
PRISONER SICK. UNLOCKING GATE EIGHT.
HUH? THEY BURNED THEM UP IN A FEW SECONDS,
ANY SMELL GETTING SUCKED OUT THE AIR-CONDITIONING.
THE SAND,
IN HERE LIKE THIS,
HUH?
SHAKE IT AROUND A LITTLE BIT...
PUT IT BACK IN THE BUCKET LIKE THAT...
TOP PART BACK,
AND THAT'S ABOUT WHEN I CAME THROUGH HERE WITH KELLY.
THIS IS 212.
UNLOCKING GATE EIGHT.
PRISONER FOR THE INFIRMARY.
BURNED, MY GOD.
BUT WHY?
THOSE DRAWINGS WERE PRICELESS.
OH, WERE THEY?
HEY, KELLY,
HOW HARD DID YOU STUDY THEM WHEN THEY WERE DELIVERED?
WELL, I-I HUNG THEM, THAT'S ALL.
I THINK ROSS ARRANGED TO SEND YOU FORGERIES.
THEY BURNED THE FORGERIES. MADE IT LOOK LIKE A ROBBERY.
- WELL, THAT'S A FIRST. - MM-HMM.
MEANWHILE, ROSS HAS THE REAL DRAWINGS HIDDEN AWAY SOMEWHERE.
HE PLANS TO ARRANGE A FAKE BUYBACK FROM THE CROOKS.
THEN HE JUST POCKETS THE INSURANCE MONEY
AND PRODUCES THE DRAWINGS. NO RISK TO HIM AT ALL.
NO, I DON'T-- I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
WHAT WERE THE CROOKS GOING TO HAND OVER
IF YOU, YOU KNOW, DECIDED TO LET THEM OFF?
- ROSS. - THEY WERE WARNING HIM.
IF THEY DIDN'T GET OFF, THEY'D TURN TO THE STATE.
WHEREUPON ROSS HIRES VALENTINE.
- I HATE IT, FRANK. - WHAT?
HE SPRINGS THEM FROM JAIL, FRANK.
THAT'S THE ONLY THING HE CAN DO.
ATTENTION.
THIS IS FOUR THREE.
PRISONERS ESCAPED. SPOTTED ON NORTH ROOF.
ALL AVAILABLE GUARDS REPORT TO NORTH ROOF.
LIEUTENANT, THE RADIO'S GONE BANANAS.
CENTRAL IS JAMMED WITH INFORMATION ABOUT A JAILBREAK
AT THE TOMBS.
FOLLOW ME.
COME ON, MATE. HURRY UP.
YOU GOT IT?
GET OUT OF SIGHT. YOU'LL RUIN THE PLAN.
HEY, DOCTOR,
I'M DOING A BIG THUNDERSTORM ALL OVER YOUR PARADE.
YOU BROKE MY HEART,
AND YOU'RE FINISHED, CAPISCE?
THEO, I'M MERELY TRYING TO GET AT THE TRUTH.
YOU'RE AFTER THE BIGGEST BUCK YOU CAN GET FROM ROSS
FOR SPRINGING THOSE CREEPS
BEFORE THEY BLOW THE WHISTLE ON HIM.
HE SET THIS WHOLE THING UP
TO SWINDLE HIS INSURANCE COMPANY.
ARE YOU SURE?
HEY, DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME.
NO, REALLY.
I ONLY BEGAN TO SUSPECT ROSS WHEN HE WAS WILLING TO PAY ME
WITH A PERFECTLY VULGAR FORGERY OF A ROUAULT.
THAT--THAT MAN WILL STOOP TO NOTHING.
ISN'T VERY NICE OF YOU NOT TO LET ME FIND OUT FOR MYSELF
WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE DRAWINGS
AFTER ALL THE TROUBLE I'VE GONE TO.
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
STAVROS.
- YES, SIR. - GIVE ME YOUR CUFFS.
HERE THEY COME.
LET'S GO!
NOT UNTIL I KNOW WHERE THE DRAWINGS ARE.
WE BURNT THEM!
YOU BURNED THEM? WHY?
IN CASE WE WERE CAUGHT.
THEN THEY WOULDN'T KNOW THEY WERE FORGERIES.
YOU SEE, HE DIDN'T WANT TO TAKE THE RISK.
- HE'S A VERY CLEVER LAD. - WHO? ROSS?
- YES! - WHERE HAS HE GOT
- THE REAL DRAWINGS? - WE DON'T KNOW!
NOW, LET'S GO!
HI. YOU PLAY MONOPOLY?
YOU PROCEED DIRECTLY BACK TO JAIL.
YOU COLLECT ANOTHER 18 MONTHS.
AND GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE.
- COME ON. - ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO, MOVE IT!
COME ON, LET'S GO. COME ON.
THEY BURNT FIVE FORGERIES.
WOULD YOU LET ME HAVE MY CUFFS?
OH, PARDON.
WE FOUND SOME OF THE NAPHTHA THEY USED TO INCINERATE THEM.
VERY GOOD, THEO.
HEY, TWO MEN OUT OF YOUR PRISON,
NOT BAD, EH?
NOT VERY SMART EITHER. YOU BETTER CUFF HIM.
YEAH, AND WHAT'S THIS HERE, CHOPPED LIVER?
CAPTAIN, I WOULD NOT LET THEM OUT OF THE TRUCK.
WHEN I GOT TO THE AIRPORT, I WOULD HAVE TELEPHONED YOU,
TELL YOU WHERE THE TRUCK WAS.
AND A MESSENGER WOULD DELIVER THE TAPES,
AND I WOULD BE ON MY WAY TO ITALY.
NOW, YOU WOULD NOT EXTRADITE ME FOR A LITTLE JAILBREAK, HUH?
YOU GOT CAUGHT. WE CAN'T SPRING YOU.
AND ROSS STILL HAS THE REMBRANDTS STASHED AWAY,
- AND WE CAN'T PROVE IT. - I CAN.
BUT MY OWN WAY.
I MUST GET TO ROSS' APARTMENT IMMEDIATELY
BEFORE THE NEWS BREAKS ON THE RADIO.
AND I ALSO MUST HAVE A SMALL TRANSMITTER
SO THAT YOU CAN HEAR MY CONVERSATION.
AFTER ALL, IF YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL ME,
A LITTLE SATISFACTION, HUH?
COME IN.
WHAT HAPPENED?
I HAD THEM ON A FREIGHTER FOR EUROPE
A HALF-HOUR AGO. THEY TOLD ME EVERYTHING,
HOW YOU HIRED THEM, HOW THEY BURNED THE FORGERIES.
WELL, YOU HAD TO FIND OUT SOONER OR LATER.
DOESN'T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE NOW.
- HE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH. - SHH. HEAR NO EVIL, BABY.
WELL, HERE IS THE ROUAULT YOU ASKED FOR.
NO.
IT IS A FORGERY.
I WANT ONE OF THE REMBRANDTS.
AS A MATTER OF FACT, I INSIST ON IT OR ELSE.
- YOU HAVE THEM HERE? - NO, I-I DON'T HAVE THEM HERE.
- THEY-- - WHERE ARE THEY?!
PLEASE. PLEASE, IN THE--IN THE CLOSET
- IN A SPECIAL COMPARTMENT. - NOW, JUST TURN AROUND.
TURN AROUND!
SORRY TO DO THIS, MR. ROSS,
BUT IT SHOULD ONLY BE FOR A FEW MINUTES.
I'M SURE YOU CAN USE THE TIME TO CONTEMPLATE THE CHARGES
YOU'LL BE FACING--
CONSPIRACY TO COMMIT A GRAND THEFT,
ATTEMPTING TO DEFRAUD AN INSURANCE COMPANY,
AIDING AND ABETTING A JAILBREAK.
IT SHOULD KEEP YOU TIED UP FOR YEARS,
AS A MATTER OF FACT.
YOU KNOW, MR. ROSS,
AN HONEST MAN WHO HIRES ME GETS AN HONEST JOB.
A CROOK GETS A CROOK.
ARE YOU LISTENING, KOJAK?
WHAT'S HE DOING TALKIN' TO ME?
I LOVE TO DOUBLE-CROSS THE CROOKS, KOJAK.
I LIVE FOR IT.
LIKE YOU LIVE TO CATCH THEM.
THEO,
I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW GOING TO JAIL WOULD DRIVE ME CRAZY.
I'M SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YOU.
LIEUTENANT.
ROSS SAYS VALENTINE TOOK ALL FIVE DRAWINGS.
ALL RIGHT. CALL DOWN TO THE CAPTAIN, WILL YOU?
TELL HIM TO SEAL OFF THE BUILDING.
I WANT THE WHOLE BLOCK SURROUNDED. GO AHEAD.
ALL FIVE?
YEAH. THIS MAN'S CRAZY, CROCKER.
FIVE REMBRANDTS SAFE AND SOUND.
ROSS ON THE HOT SEAT.
THE THIEVES SAFE INSIDE JAIL AGAIN.
HOW MUCH CAN A POLICEMAN ASK FOR?
ALL RIGHT, I WANT YOU TO GET EVERYBODY OFF THE STREETS,
ALL OUR PEOPLE. GET THEM UP ON THE ROOFS, HUH?
SEARCH THEM GOOD, AND I DON'T CARE HOW LONG IT TAKES.
UP?
UP.
UP. UP.
DISAPPOINT ME?
NO WAY, PROFESSOR.
THAT WAS OVER 100 FEET OF HIGH-STRENGTH CLIMBING ROPE.
WHERE DID HE GET IT?
I DON'T KNOW. COULD HAVE HAD IT STASHED IN ROSS' APARTMENT.
YOU MEAN HE HAD HIMSELF COVERED
IN CASE YOU CAUGHT ON TO HIM?
HEH, FOR ALL I KNOW, THE MAN HAD THREE OTHER PLANS
IN CASE THAT ONE DIDN'T WORK.
HE THINKS AHEAD. GIVE HIM CREDIT.
KELLY, DID YOU GET THOSE THINGS DONE YET?
YEAH, THIS IS THE LAST ONE.
AH.
WELL...
- WHAT DO YOU THINK, FRANK? - HEY.
- NOT BAD, NOT BAD AT ALL. - THANK YOU.
NOW, SHOULD I GO WITH THE VANDYKE, LIKE VALENTINE?
LOOK AT THAT DRAMATIC EFFECT.
YOU WITH A BEARD? NO WAY.
WHAT, ARE YOU PREJUDICE AGAINST SKINHEADS?
NO, BUT A BEARD IS DIFFERENT.
WHY? IT'S JUST HAIR THAT SLIPPED DOWN.
HEY, KID, I'M GLAD YOU'RE OFF THE HOOK,
AND THANKS FOR THE DOODLES, OKAY?
OH, FRANK, LOOK, I WAS A LITTLE SHARP WITH HER
DURING THE INVESTIGATION, YOU KNOW?
AND I'D LIKE THE CHANCE TO APOLOGIZE.
SURE.
HEY, THANK YOU, THEO.
AND IF YOU'D EVER LIKE TO COME UP AND SEE MY ETCHINGS...
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