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I WILL SIGN THAT
FOR YOU.

OH, LEWIS, NOBODY GOES INSIDE,
OKAY? NOBODY.

AH, KELLY.

COME IN
AND SEE MY ETCHINGS.

YEAH.
CAN I TRUST YOU?

IT'S REALLY SUPER OF YOU
TO DROP BY, THEO.

I'M ABSOLUTELY PARANOID
ABOUT SECURITY.

YEAH. WELL, I WOULDN'T WORRY
ABOUT THE MEN AT THE FRONT DOOR.

GOOD MEN.

KELLY MCCALL,
THIS IS DETECTIVE CROCKER.

- HI. GOOD LUCK ON THE SHOW.
- OH, HI. THANKS.

YEAH, LOOK AT THAT.
IT'S KINDA FUN.

OH, THANKS. YEAH,
ALEX ROSS LENT US THIS, TOO.

- YOU KNOW HIS COLLECTIONS?
- OH, I KNOW HE COLLECTS

BIG INTERNATIONAL
BUSINESS DEALS.

IS HE
A PATRON OF THE ARTS, TOO?

HE IS THE PATRON
OF THIS GALLERY.

MY GRAND OPENING IS GOING
TO HAVE NOT ONE, NOT TWO,

BUT FIVE REMBRANDTS
THAT HE'S LENT US.

IT'S REALLY
SUCH A COUP FOR ME.

HEY, THIS WHOLE PLACE
IS A COUP FOR YOU.

FIVE YEARS AGO
THIS BUILDING WAS WHAT,

- A BANKRUPT SECRETARIAL SCHOOL?
- RIGHT.

THEN YOU HAD A VISION.
HEY, YOU DID GOOD, KELLY.

SO WHERE'S THIS, UH,
THIS MILLION-DOLLAR COLLECTION?

COME ON,
I'LL SHOW YOU.

IT'S LOVELY.
I WISH YOU WELL.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

OH, WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE
WHAT WE HAVE IN THE BACK.

- OKAY.
- THE PIECE DE RESISTANCE.

OH, EVERYTHING'S
ADJUSTED CORRECTLY?

- FINE, MA'AM.
- THANK YOU.

OH, GREAT.
NOW, WHERE'S LEWIS?

- LEWIS? WHO'S LEWIS?
- LEWIS IS THE GUARD.

I'M SUPPOSED TO HAVE A GUARD
ON DUTY 24 HOURS A DAY.

WELL,
IF I HAVEN'T MADE THAT CLEAR,

I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO DO.

OH, MY GOD.

THEY'RE HEADING
INTO A DEAD END, CROCKER.

COME ON OUT, BOYS.

- COME ON.
- COME, COME, COME, COME, COME.

ASSUME THE POSITION.

WELL, NO DRAWINGS
ON THIS ONE.

ALL RIGHT,
TAKE 'EM OUT.

GO AHEAD.

WHAT HAPPENED?

THOSE GUYS HIJACKED MY TRUCK
ON THE WAY TO WORK.

YOU SEE THEM TOSS ANYTHING
BACK HERE

WHEN THEY CAME OUTTA
THE GALLERY?

JUST THE TOOLBOX, THAT'S ALL.
LOOK, I'M TRAVIZIUS.

IT'S MY COMPANY.

TRAVIZIUS,
YOU'RE KIDDIN'?

LIKE VINCENT VAN GOGH
BEFORE THE OPERATION.

RELAX,
YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS.

WELL, I'M TELLING YOU, FRANK,
KELLY AND I PERSONALLY SEARCHED

THIS ENTIRE AREA BEFORE
WE LET ANYBODY BACK INSIDE.

AND NOBODY'S BEEN ALLOWED INSIDE
EXCEPT OUR OWN MEN.

WELL, I'M HAVING THE TRUCK
SENT DOWN TO THE GARAGE,

TAKEN APART
PIECE BY PIECE.

THOSE CLOWNS
ADMIT TO ANYTHING?

WHY SHOULD THEY?

I MEAN, WITHOUT THE DRAWINGS,
WE CAN'T PROVE A THING.

EXCEPT THE TRUCK.

THERE IS A WEAK FEDERAL CASE
FOR KIDNAPPING.

OH. SO WHAT ARE THEY
LOOKING AT, THREE YEARS?

FRANK, THESE ARE REMBRANDTS.
WE GOTTA FIND THEM, RIGHT?

LOOK, YOU THINK MAYBE
THEY MIGHT HAVE

HANDED THEM TO SOMEBODY
AS THEY LEFT?

NO.
THE GUY SAYS

HE WATCHED THEM GO STRAIGHT
TO THE TRUCK AND GET IN.

OH, MR. ROSS,
I'M SO SORRY.

I-I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT TO SAY TO YOU.

JUST TELL ME MY REMBRANDTS
ARE SAFE AND SOUND.

WELL?

THOSE ARE THE THIEVES,
AREN'T THEY?

YES.

SOMEHOW, MR. ROSS,

THEY MANAGED TO GET RID OF
OR CONCEAL THE DRAWINGS

BETWEEN LEAVING THE INSIDE ROOM
AND THE TIME THEY WERE GRABBED.

WE'VE SEARCHED EVERYBODY,
INCLUDING THE GUARDS.

YOU DON'T HAVE
MY REMBRANDTS?

- NO, SIR.
- MR. ROSS,

I'M LIEUTENANT KOJAK,
MANHATTAN SOUTH.

I WAS ACTUALLY HERE IN
THE BUILDING WHEN THIS HAPPENED.

I ASSURE YOU, WE'RE TAKING
EVERY NECESSARY STEP

TO MAKE SURE NOTHING'S
BEEN REMOVED SINCE THE THEFT.

COULD BE IN ONE OF THE INSIDE
ROOMS HIDDEN SOMEPLACE.

YOU KNOW, MAYBE
SO THAT THEY'D COME BACK

AND PICK THEM UP LATER.

THAT'S HAPPENED BEFORE,
RIGHT, MCKEE?

THAT'S RIGHT.

SOMETIMES OBJECTS
ARE STOLEN

AND CONCEALED NEAR THE SITE
OF THE THEFT

THEN RECOVERED WEEKS,
EVEN MONTHS, LATER

- WHEN THE HEAT HAS DIED DOWN.
- WHO ARE YOU?

I'M CHIEF INVESTIGATOR
FOR LANDMARK INSURANCE.

WE CARRY YOUR POLICY
ON THESE WORKS.

1.2 MILLION.

DON'T TALK ABOUT MONEY.

TALK ABOUT GENIUS.

TALK ABOUT
THE HISTORY OF ART,

THE IRREPLACEABILITY
OF THOSE DRAWINGS.

NOW, LET ME UNDERSTAND.
YOU DO HAVE THE CULPRITS,

AND YOU ACTUALLY WERE HERE
WHEN THE CRIME WAS COMMITTED

AND YOU STILL CAN'T FIND
THOSE DRAWINGS?

WELL, I FEEL SURE
WE'RE GONNA FIND THEM, MR. ROSS.

I WONDER, DETECTIVE.

I WANT YOU BOTH TO KNOW
I THINK WHAT YOU'VE DONE

IS DETESTABLE
AND UNFORGIVEABLE.

HOWEVER,

I AM A MAN OF CONSIDERABLE POWER
AND INFLUENCE.

I'LL SUPPLY YOU
WITH A FINE LAWYER,

INTERCEDE ON YOUR BEHALF
WITH THE AUTHORITIES--

IF WHAT, GUV'NER?
STOP BEATIN' AROUND THE BUSH.

GET TO IT.

IF YOU WILL TELL ME
PERSONALLY

WHERE THOSE DRAWINGS ARE,

I PROMISE YOU, YOU WILL HAVE
A MINIMUM AMOUNT OF DIFFICULTY.

SORRY, LOVE,

WE DON'T WANNA SERVE NO TIME,
NO WAY.

WE DON'T BELIEVE THE POLICE
CAN FIND THEM DRAWINGS

WITHOUT OUR HELP.
YOU HEAR THAT?

YOU WANT THEM REMBRANDTS,

DROP THE CHARGES.

FORGET IT.

HE'S BLUFFING.

A COUPLE OF WEEKS,
PUBLICITY WILL DROP DOWN,

AND, UH,
WE'LL MAKE THAT DEAL.

OF COURSE, GENTLEMEN,

IF YOU'LL GET US
OUT OF HERE FASTER,

WE'LL COOPERATE
WITH YOU.

HAVE A WORD?

LET THEM TELL ME
WHERE THE DRAWINGS ARE.

I MEAN, THEY COULD BE ROTTING
IN SOME SEWER OR SOMETHING.

DO YOU KNOW
WHAT'S AT STAKE HERE?

YEAH. BLACKMAIL.

THERE'S NO WAY THE D.A.'S
GONNA GO ALONG WITH IT.

FRANKLY, MR. ROSS,
I EXPECT TO FIND THOSE DRAWINGS

IN THIS BUILDING
BEFORE VERY LONG.

I'D LIKE TO BRING IN SOMEBODY
TO HELP.

I'LL PAY FOR THEM
MYSELF.

YOU MEAN,
A PRIVATE DETECTIVE?

NO, NOT SOME
PRIVATE DETECTIVE,

BUT THE CLEVEREST INVESTIGATOR
IN ALL EUROPE.

VALENTINE?

EXACTLY RIGHT.

IF I CAN GET HIM.

WELL,
IF HE WANTS TO ASSIGN

A SPECIAL INVESTIGATOR
TO THIS CASE,

I DON'T SUPPOSE THERE'S ANY WAY
WE CAN PREVENT IT.

FRANK, I'M DELIGHTED. YOU
DON'T REMEMBER DR. VALENTINE,

- DR. ANTON VALENTINE?
- HE'S A LEGEND.

PROBABLY THE LEADING
CRIMINOLOGIST IN THE WORLD.

OR HE WAS UNTIL HE LEFT HIS
POLICE FORCE A FEW YEARS BACK.

THAT WAS IN MILAN,
I THINK.

YEAH, YEARS AGO WHEN I WAS
TAKING COURSES AT JOHN JAY

FOR MY EXAMS,
HE WAS A GUEST LECTURER.

- A GENIUS, LOVED HIM.
- WELL, I HEAR HE'S CHANGED.

- HOW'S THAT?
- 50,000 A JOB, FLAT MINIMUM.

AND HE WORKS FOR ANYBODY,

AND I MEAN ANYBODY.

WHEN I KNEW THE MAN,
THE ONE THING HE CARED ABOUT

MORE THAN A BRILLIANT
INVESTIGATION WAS JUSTICE.

WELL, I HEAR HE PLAYS BOTH
SIDES OF THE LAW THESE DAYS.

REALLY?

I THINK SOMEBODY
JUST PULLED YOUR PEDESTAL.

YEAH. A MAN DOESN'T CHANGE
THAT MUCH THAT FAST, FRANK.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

LIEUTENANT, KOJAK.

- THEO.
- DOCTOR, HOW GOOD TO SEE YOU.

- DOCTOR, THIS IS CAPTAIN MCNEIL.
- DOCTOR.

AND SAY HELLO
TO DETECTIVE CROCKER.

- HI, DOCTOR.
- THIS IS DR. ANTON VALENTINE.

MY PLEASURE, GENTLEMEN.

I IMAGINE YOU HAVE
A BIT OF A JET LAG.

OH, NOT AT ALL.
MR. ROSS REACHED ME

IN THE CARIBBEAN
WHERE I WAS COMPLETING A CASE.

WHAT WAS HAPPENING
IN THE CARIBBEAN?

A, UH, SMALL CACHE
OF NARCOTICS

THE POLICE
COULD NOT LOCATE.

WHICH, I'M SURE,
IN SOME INGENIOUS WAY

YOU'VE GOTTEN BACK
FOR THE AUTHORITIES.

SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

I STOPPED OFF AT THE GALLERY.
FOUND NOTHING YOU OVERLOOKED.

THIS IS THE TRUCK.

YEAH.

- MAY I?
- OF COURSE.

AH.

FIVE REMBRANDT DRAWINGS

OUT OF THE FRAMES, HMM?

ABOUT THIS SIZE.

YES, I SUPPOSE THEY COULD HAVE
GOTTEN PAST THE GUARDS

ROLLED UP THEIR SLEEVES
OR SOMETHING,

BUT THEN, UH,
THEY'D HAVE TO BE IN THE TRUCK.

WOULD YOU
GIVE ME A MINUTE

JUST TO HAVE
A LITTLE FUN?

OF COURSE.

WHAT CAN I TELL YA,
FRANK?

THE MAN GIVES
GREAT DEMONSTRATIONS.

READY, GENTLEMEN.

ALL RIGHT.
GO AHEAD, CROCKER.

GOOD THOUGHT.

HUH.

I THOUGHT
YOU WOULD HAVE TRIED,

BUT I COULD NOT RESIST.

IMPASSE, HUH?

- STYMIED.
- FOR THE MOMENT.

WELL, IN THAT CASE,
WE MOVE TO PLAN "B".

WHICH IS?

WE EAT.

AS I UNDERSTAND IT,
DOC,

YOU'RE SAYING THIS GERMAN
HAD STOLEN SOME PAINTINGS

FROM HIS OWN COLLECTION?

YES.
I WAS CONVINCED OF IT,

AND THE INSURANCE COMPANY
HIRED ME TO PROVE IT.

AND YOU GOT THEM BACK
IN A WEEK. HOW?

WELL, I STOLE
TWO OTHER PAINTINGS FROM HIM

OF GREATER VALUE

AND RANSOMED THEM BACK TO HIM
FOR THE MISSING ONES.

- YOU STOLE TWO PAINTINGS?
- ARE--ARE YOU SHOCKED, THEO?

WELL, FOR A MAN, WHAT,

30 YEARS AS A POLICEMAN,
A CRIMINOLOGIST,

THAT IS A SWITCH,
ISN'T IT?

I DO NOT HAVE TO PLAY
BY THOSE OLD RULES, YOU SEE.

I HAVE ACCESS TO A NEW PIPELINE
OF INFORMATION.

FOR EXAMPLE,

THAT AUSTRALIAN
WITH THE FRENCH NAME,

UH, FORETTE.

THERE IS A CERTAIN GANG
IN PARIS

THAT WOULD LOVE TO, UH,

SLIT HIS THROAT
IF THEY KNEW WHERE HE WAS.

NOW, PERHAPS IF I PROMISE HIM
NOT TO TIP THEM OFF,

HE WILL COME CLEAN
ABOUT THE DRAWINGS.

PERHAPS YOU CAN ARRANGE
A MEETING FOR ME

WITH HIM
AT THE PRISON TOMORROW.

THEN WE WILL MOVE ON
TO A ROTHSCHILD '59.

IS THAT THE ONE ON THE MENU
FOR 150 BUCKS?

CAPTAIN,
YOU ARE MY GUEST.

I TOLD YOU, VALENTINE, I MADE
MY PEACE WITH THAT FRENCH MOB.

YOU'VE GOT NOTHING
TO OFFER ME THERE.

JUST GET US
OUT OF HERE.

PERHAPS
IN ANOTHER COUNTRY

WITH THE PROPER BRIBES,
BUT NOT HERE.

DO WHAT YOU DID IN AFRICA,
MATE.

JUST DO THAT WHAT YOU DID
IN AFRICA. THAT'S ALL.

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND
WHAT YOU MEAN.

YOU SPRUNG THEM HOSTAGES
FROM JAIL

FOR £50,000, RIGHT?

WHAT IS YOUR POINT?

MAKE $200,000 HERE,
YOU KNOW.

GET US OUTTA JAIL

AND WE'LL SHOW YOU WHERE
THEM DRAWINGS ARE, VALENTINE.

ALL RIGHT?

I KNOW,
YOU FEEL THAT THE--

THE PRICE MAY BE
TOO STIFF FOR ROSS.

HA HA.
YOU'RE WRONG!

JUST SHOW US HOW
TO GET OUT OF JAIL, VALENTINE.

I PROMISE YOU,

YOU'LL BE RICH.
YOU WILL.

WE WILL SEE.

YEAH.

WE'LL PUT YOUR TRUCK BACK IN
GOOD CONDITION, MR. TRAVIZIUS.

YOU TELL THEM
TO PUT IT BACK LIKE NEW.

HOW ABOUT THIS SCRATCH HERE?
IT LOOKS LIKE A WOUND.

I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT
THE TRUCK ANYMORE, OKAY?

I WANT TO TALK ABOUT
THIS TOOLBOX.

IT'S JUST POSSIBLE, WHEREVER
THESE DRAWINGS WERE HIDDEN,

THERE MIGHT HAVE BEEN SOME SORT
OF SPECIAL TOOL REQUIRED,

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

A SPECIAL TOOL
FOR DISAPPEARING DRAWINGS?

SO LOOK FOR A WAND.
A WAND, LIKE A MAGICIAN.

LIKE THAT.

THAT'S VERY FUNNY.

NOW, IS THERE ANY TOOL IN HERE
THAT DOES NOT BELONG

TO YOUR WORKMEN?
WRENCH, WIRE CUTTERS,

SCREWDRIVERS--
LET'S SEE, THREE REGULAR,

THREE PHILLIPS--
TWO CANS OF LUBRICATING OIL,

ONE EMPTY, SMALL HAMMER.

HERE, LOOK IT OVER.

EVERYTHING HERE
IS PERFECTLY NORMAL.

WHAT DID MY PARTNER
TELL YOU?

SAME THING, MR. TRAVIZIUS.
ANYWAY, THANK YOU.

WE'LL GET THIS BACK TO YOU LATER
IN PERFECT SHAPE.

- WHEN?
- WHEN?

WHEN WE FIND
THE DRAWINGS.

AND IF YOU
DON'T FIND THEM?

PEOPLE NEED TOOLS.
THEY DON'T NEED DRAWINGS.

FORSOOTH, YOU SAY.

BEAUTY AND IMAGINATION,
REMBRANDT,

PEOPLE DO NEED THAT.

IT'S WRONG, MR. TRAVIZIUS,
ALL WRONG.

KOJAK IS A BRILLIANT
POLICEMAN, MR. ROSS.

AND IF THOSE DRAWINGS VANISHED
FROM UNDERNEATH HIS NOSE,

THEN WE HAVE A REAL MYSTERY
ON OUR HANDS.

DID FORETTE
TELL YOU ANYTHING?

WELL, HE CONVINCED ME

THAT HE WOULD SAY NOTHING
ABOUT THE REMBRANDTS

UNTIL HE IS POSITIVE THAT
HE WILL GET OUT OF THE JAIL.

THEN GET HIM
OUT OF JAIL.

IF ANYBODY CAN, YOU CAN.

WELL, IF I GO THROUGH
WITH THIS PLAN,

AND I AM CAUGHT,
THEN I WILL GO TO JAIL.

YOU'RE GETTING $50,000,
VALENTINE.

I WANT $200,000.

IMPOSSIBLE.

AU REVOIR.

UH, VALENTINE,
JUST A MINUTE.

I-I WANT YOU
TO KNOW

I'M IN THE MOST SERIOUS
OF FINANCIAL DIFFICULTIES.

WHEN I RECOVER THOSE WORKS,
I'LL PROBABLY HAVE TO SELL THEM

STRAIGHT OFF.
I NEED THE CASH.

WELL, WHY DON'T YOU COLLECT
THE INSURANCE,

A MILLION 2, EH?

THEY WON'T PAY,

NOT UNTIL THIS PUZZLE
IS SOLVED.

NO, I THINK WE OUGHT TO DO
WHAT THOSE THIEVES WANT,

GET 'EM
OUT OF THAT JAIL.

I'LL PAY $75,000.

AH, ROUAULT.

MY FAVORITE.

HOW MUCH IS THAT WORTH,
MR. ROSS?

$150,000 MINIMUM.
WHY?

I WILL TELL YOU
WHAT I WILL DO.

YOU GIVE ME THIS, AND I WILL
SPRING THEM FROM THE JAIL.

YES OR NO?

YES.

NOW, THIS IS THE WORST THING
THAT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU, RIGHT?

I MEAN, YOUR OPENING
GETS POSTPONED,

COLLECTORS THINK TWICE
ABOUT LENDING YOU THINGS.

- RIGHT?
- NO.

LOOK, THE WORST THING
THAT CAN HAPPEN

IS THAT THEY DON'T FIND
THE DRAWINGS.

WHY?

KELLY, UH...

THE CHIEF OF DETECTIVES...

HE WANTS TO KNOW HOW COME
YOU'RE NOT A BIG, FAT SUSPECT.

WHAT?

LOOK, YOU KNOW,
I TOLD HIM, YOU KNOW,

WE'RE OLD FRIENDS--
WHAT, TEN YEARS NOW?

AN OCCASIONAL DRINK
EVERY NOW AND THEN, WHATEVER.

BUT I REALLY DON'T KNOW YOU
THAT WELL, DO I?

OH, COME ON!

LOOK,
I AM 29 YEARS OLD,

AND BECAUSE OF THIS OBSESSION
THAT I HAVE WITH ART,

I AM SINGULARLY UNMARRIED,

I AM CONSTANTLY
STRAPPED FOR CASH,

I AM GROSSLY OVERWORKED,

AND I LOVE IT, RIGHT?
THAT MAKES SENSE, HUH?

OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.

YEAH, I STOLE THEM.

I SMUGGLED THEM OUT
IN MY UMBRELLA HANDLE

AND I'M USING THEM AS PLACE MATS
IN MY BREAKFAST NOOK.

BOY, YOU CAN BE DUMB.

HEY, KELLY,

I'M A COP.

THEY ASK ME TO INTERROGATE YA,
I INTERROGATE YA.

LOOK AT ME, THEO.
I'VE BEEN UP FOR 36 HOURS.

- WHY DO YOU--
- HEY.

I BELIEVE YOU, OKAY?

OKAY.

THEO.

WHAT'S NEW
AT YOUR END?

WELL, I HAVE
SPOKEN TO FORETTE,

AND HE WILL COOPERATE,

BUT HE HAS NO IDEA
WHERE THE DRAWINGS ARE.

YOU SEE, NIKO TOOK THEM
INTO THE NEXT ROOM

WHILE HE WAS
TYING UP THE GUARD.

AND NIKO WILL NOT SAY
WHAT HE DID WITH THEM.

HOWEVER,

NIKO TALKS IN HIS SLEEP
CONSTANTLY.

AND IT IS DRIVING FORETTE
WHO-WHO.

TALKS ABOUT WHAT?
THE REMBRANDTS?

MAYBE. BUT FORETTE
DOES NOT UNDERSTAND DUTCH

SO HE DOES NOT KNOW
WHAT NIKO IS SAYING.

BUT FORETTE
DOES NOT UNDERSTAND DUTCH

SO HE DOES NOT KNOW
WHAT NIKO IS SAYING.

THIS IS THE SMALLEST,

THE MOST SENSITIVE,
THE BEST.

WE WILL GIVE IT
TO FORETTE.

HE WILL RECORD WHAT NIKO IS
TALKING IN HIS SLEEP,

I WILL TRANSLATE
FROM THE DUTCH,

AND PERHAPS, WE HOPE,
WE COME UP WITH A CLUE.

WORTH A CHANCE.

WHAT'S TO LOSE?

EXCUSE US A SECOND,
VALENTINE.

I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT'S TO LOSE.

THE DRAWINGS,
THAT'S WHAT.

HOW DO
YOU FIGURE THAT?

LET'S SAY VALENTINE
GETS SOMETHING ON THAT TAPE

THAT POINTS THE FINGER
TO THE REMBRANDTS,

SUPPOSE HE DOESN'T
TRANSLATE IT JUST RIGHT,

SUPPOSE HE FINDS THEM
AND KEEPS THEM.

YOU REALLY ARE
DOWN ON THE MAN, AREN'T YOU?

DO YOU KNOW HOW HE RECOVERED
TWO MISSING PAINTINGS

- IN GERMANY?
- YES, STOLE TWO OTHER ONES

FROM THE OWNER.
HE ADMITTED THAT.

WHICH MAKES HIM
A CRIMINAL.

WELL, CERTAINLY
NOT A SAINT.

FRANK, HE'S NOT
A QUIET LITTLE PROFESSOR

WITH BIFOCALS AND PIPE ASHES
ALL OVER HIS SHIRT.

HE'S GOT A NEW LIFE.
HE'S ENJOYING HIMSELF.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT,
LET HIM DO HIS NUMBER

WITH THE TAPE RECORDER,
BUT WE'LL GET IT BACK UNPLAYED,

HAVE OUR INTERPRETER BE
THE FIRST TO LISTEN TO IT, OKAY?

ALL RIGHT,
I'LL TELL HIM.

HEY, MCKEE,

THIS MAN HASN'T DONE A THING,
SO FAR, BEHIND OUR BACKS, RIGHT?

HE HASN'T
KEPT ANYTHING FROM US.

HOW DO YOU KNOW?

I GUESS I DON'T.

IT'S ALL SET.

HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO THE WARDEN'S OFFICE NOW.

HEY, THAT'S AN OBJECT OF ART,
MY FRIEND.

WHICH, INCIDENTALLY,
AFTER WHAT'S HAPPENED,

MR. ROSS WANTS
SHIPPED BACK TO HIM.

YEAH, SURE.
MCKEE!

WHAT?

LET'S SAY WE HADN'T CAUGHT
THOSE TWO CROOKS,

LET'S SAY THEY OFFERED TO SELL
THE DRAWINGS BACK TO ROSS,

WOULD THE INSURANCE PAY?

YEAH, BUT WE'D
STILL BE TRYING TO NAB 'EM

WHEN THEY HANDED
THE DRAWINGS OVER.

OH.

WELL, I'M NOT SO SURE THEY EVER
PLANNED TO TOUCH THEM AGAIN.

I THINK KELLY HERE WAS GONNA
DO THEIR WORK FOR THEM,

BY HAVING THIS SCULPTURE

DELIVERED BACK
TO MR. ROSS' APARTMENT.

NOT INTENTIONALLY, KELLY,
BELIEVE ME.

WELL,
NOW I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

CAN YOU GET THE SCULPTOR
WHO MADE THAT DOWN HERE NOW?

YEAH, MAYBE. MAYBE.
HE LIVES ON THE ISLAND.

IN THERE.

I'LL JUST BE
A MINUTE.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

DON'T BE SUSPICIOUS, WARDEN.
IT'S A VERY SIMPLE DEVICE.

YOU'RE POSITIVE?
NOTHING'S CONCEALED?

DO YOU HAVE A PLACE TO HIDE THIS
WHERE NIKO WON'T SEE IT?

I WILL TAPE IT
TO HIS BODY.

WOULD YOU HOLD THAT,
PLEASE?

OPEN YOUR SHIRT.

GATE EIGHT UNLOCKING.

YOU HAVE EVERYTHING?

THE DIE...

IT'S IN THE FILTER,
LOVE.

TEST IT IN THE WATER,
WILL YA?

COME ON, MOVE.

PERFECT.

WHAT ABOUT THE SAW?

IT'S IN THE WIRE.

IT'S ALL IN THE WIRE,
LOVE.

ONE LITTLE SAW.

DIAMOND DUST,
THE BEST.

WHAT ABOUT THE PASSKEY
FOR THE CLOSET?

- IN THE RECORDER, HUH?
- NO, THEY TOOK THAT APART.

DID HE HAND IT
TO YOU?

NO. THEY WERE WATCHING US
TOO CLOSELY.

BUT HE TOLD YOU...

WE HAD TO HAVE THE KEY.

DON'T WORRY, LOVE.
HE'S A GENIUS.

HERE, DARLING.
THERE'S YOUR BLOODY KEY.

YOU SHOULD HAVE
PUT THIS WHOLE THING ON FILM.

A WORK OF ART--
SCULPTOR TAKES HIS MOBILE APART

SO POLICE CAN LOOK
FOR MISSING REMBRANDTS.

ANYBODY CALL WARHOL TO SEE
IF HE WANTS TO SHOOT THIS?

EXCUSE ME. COULD I TALK TO YOU
FOR A MINUTE?

LOOK, NOW I PROMISED
NOT TO MENTION THIS,

BUT THREE MONTHS AGO

WHEN ROSS FIRST AGREED
TO LEND ME THE REMBRANDTS,

HE WANTED TO SELL THEM
FOR $700,000.

REALLY?
IS THAT A--

THAT'S A BARGAIN,
ISN'T IT?

YEAH, I THINK SO.

BUT NOBODY WAS BUYING.
THERE'S NOT MUCH CASH AROUND.

DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THERE'S MUCH
AROUND FOR ROSS EITHER.

WELL, LOOK,
I DON'T KNOW,

BUT I DID PROMISE
TO KEEP IT CONFIDENTIAL, OKAY?

APPRECIATE IT.

I GUESS YOU CAN LOOK
IN HERE NOW.

IS THIS PART OF THE--
THE MOBILE?

OH, I GOT--I'VE GOT TO STOP
THROWING MY EMPTIES AWAY

LIKE THAT WHEN I WORK.

WELL, I'LL BUY YOU A CASE
OR TWO MYSELF, MR. LEACOCK.

- THANKS A LOT FOR YOUR TROUBLE.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.

JUST WANTED TO CHECK THAT OUT,
VALENTINE,

BEFORE IT GOT SENT BACK
TO YOUR EMPLOYER.

WHY?
YOU THINK HE ROBBED HIMSELF?

WHY DON'T YOU TELL US?
YOU SIZED HIM UP,

DISCUSSED YOUR FEE. HOW DO YOU
THINK HE STANDS FINANCIALLY?

YOU MEAN, DO I THINK HE NEEDS
THE INSURANCE MONEY?

ANTON, JUST GIVE ME
A STRAIGHT ANSWER, PLEASE.

CAN WE DISCUSS
THIS ALONE,

JUST THE TWO OF US,
AND--AND PLEASE,

CAN WE GET SOMETHING
TO EAT?

WHAT DID HE TELL YOU
IN HIS VISITING ROOM?

WE HAVE TO CUT SOMETHING ELSE,
A-A LITTLE RED WIRE.

COME HERE. COME HERE.
THERE'S THE LITTLE BLEEDER.

OH. GO ON.
LOOK AFTER THE LOCK.

HERE YOU GO. MOVE.

STATION 12 TO CONTROL.

I'VE GOT AN UNCONSCIOUS INMATE
IN 413.

CAN WE GET A MEDIC HERE?

ROGER, 12.
WE'LL NOTIFY INFIRMARY.

I'M LISTENING IN SO I CAN
FIGURE OUT THEIR BLOODY SYSTEM.

WE'VE GOT IT MADE,
MATE.

ONE THING YOU CANNOT GET
ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD--

A GOOD HOT DOG.

SO TELL ME, ANTON,
WHERE'S MR. ROSS AT FINANCIALLY?

THEO,
HE IS MY EMPLOYER.

PROFESSIONAL ETHICS.

WHAT'S
PROFESSIONAL ETHICS

COMPARED TO WORKS
BY A GREAT MASTER, RIGHT?

SO IS ROSS UP TIGHT FOR MONEY
OR NOT?

MM, NO.

YOU ARE ON THE WRONG TRACK
WITH HIM.

WELL, THAT DOES IT.

NOW, HERE I AM
STICKING UP FOR YOU,

FEEDING YOU
STRAIGHT INFORMATION,

YOU'RE FEEDING YOUR FACE
WITH A HOT DOG,

AND YOU SIT THERE
AND YOU LIE TO ME.

WELL,
WHAT BROUGHT THIS ON?

KELLY TOLD ME, ROSS IS READY
TO SELL THOSE REMBRANDTS

FOR ALMOST ANY PRICE.

HE'S DESPERATE
FOR MONEY.

AND YOU, PROFESSOR,
YOU'RE TOO SMART A DETECTIVE

- NOT TO KNOW THAT.
- THEO, IT--

HEY, I'M CUTTING OFF
ALL COOPERATION WITH YOU.

NO MORE VISITS
TO THE TOMBS,

NO TAPE RECORDERS GIMMICKS,
NOTHING.

NOW, PLEASE,
LISTEN TO ME.

SEVEN YEARS AGO, MY BROTHER
WAS MURDERED BY SOME GANG.

AS A POLICEMAN,
I GOT NOWHERE WITH THE CASE.

SO I-I LEFT THE FORCE,

SOLD MY SERVICES
TO THE UNDERWORLD,

AND GOT THE LEAD I NEEDED
TO HIS KILLERS.

WHATEVER I DO,

IT IS BECAUSE
I CANNOT TOLERATE INJUSTICE,

LIKE THOSE REMBRANDTS
JEOPARDIZED.

THAT IS THE TRUTH.

YOU GOT 24 MORE HOURS
TO TRY YOUR GIMMICK

WITH THE TAPE RECORDER.

THANK YOU.

THIS JUST GOT BACK
FROM THE LAB.

THERE ARE NO ODD FINGERPRINTS,
NO SECRET COMPARTMENTS,

NOTHING EXCEPT

AN AIR-CONDITIONING REPAIRMAN'S
TOOLBOX.

AND HERE'S
THEIR INVENTORY.

WHAT DO THEY MEAN,
ONE CAN OF OIL?

ONE EMPTY CAN
CONTAINING TRACES OF NAPHTHA?

WHAT'S NAPHTHA USED FOR?

WELL, IT USED TO BE USED
FOR A CLEANING FLUID,

YOU KNOW, LIKE CLEANING
A BLOCK OF HATS,

ONLY IT WAS
VERY INFLAMMABLE.

IT'S VERY HOT STUFF.

THEY USE IT IN SOME RACING CARS
INSTEAD OF GAS.

NAPHTHA.

ALL RIGHT,
GET ME SOME.

AND GET MR. TRAVIZIUS DOWN HERE,
WILL YA, PLEASE?

YES, SIR.

THEIR SYSTEM...

IT'S A PIECE OF CAKE.

ARE YOU ALMOST FINISHED,
MATE?

SHOULD BE READY
AFTER DINNER.

GREAT, JUST GREAT.

NAPHTHA.

I COULD SMELL IT ALL DAY,
I WOULDN'T KNOW.

BUT IF THAT'S WHAT YOU SAY IT
IS, I'LL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT.

THERE'S NAPHTHA.
HERE'S COFFEE.

NOW, YOU TELL ME,
MR. TRAVIZIUS,

WHAT ABOUT ME
TAKING YOUR WORD?

TAKING MY WORD
FOR WHAT?

YOUR BUSINESS.

WE KNOW IT ISN'T IN THE GREATEST
SHAPE, MR. TRAVIZIUS.

WE'VE RUN
A QUICK CHECK ON IT.

SO?
WHOSE BUSINESS IS?

WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU'RE CHECKING ON ME?

WELL, YOU SEE,
I'M CURIOUS.

I MEAN, HOW COME
THESE ART THIEVES KNOW

EXACTLY WHERE AND WHEN
TO TAKE OVER YOUR TRUCK?

EXACTLY WHY IS THERE
A CAN FILLED WITH NAPHTHA

IN YOUR TOOLBOX,

A SUBSTANCE WHICH YOU DON'T USE
IN YOUR BUSINESS?

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
THEY PUT IT IN THERE.

WAIT A MINUTE.
DO YOU THINK I'M IN ON THIS?

YOU COULD HAVE BEEN PAID,
MR. TRAVIZIUS,

TO ARRANGE
CERTAIN CONDITIONS,

MAKE IT LOOK LIKE
YOU WERE KNOCKED OUT.

YOU THINK THIS IS
A FAKE WOUND?

YOU THINK I GOT PAID
FOR THIS?

OH, GRACIOUS.

MR. TRAVIZIUS, YOU KNOW,
PEOPLE IN NEED OF MONEY,

THEY DO VERY STRANGE
AND UNEXPECTED

AND RECKLESS,
RECKLESS THINGS.

FOR THE LAST TIME NOW,

DID YOU HELP THESE THIEVES
IN ANY WAY?

YOU MUST THINK I HATE YOUR
GUTS FOR THESE INSINUATIONS.

- OH, MR. TRAVIZIUS--
- NO, NO, NO.

IT'S INTERESTING. YOU GOT
GOOD PERCEPTIONS, LIEUTENANT.

I THOUGHT
OF GOING CROOKED ONCE.

I'LL ADMIT IT NOW THAT
THE CAT'S OUT OF THE BAG.

THAT'S THE OTHER PART
OF MY NATURE.

MY MOTHER WANTED
A PROFESSIONAL MAN FOR A SON.

CONSEQUENTLY, YOU SEE BEFORE YOU
A CLIMATE ENGINEER.

BUT THAT'S
ON THE OUTSIDE.

ON THE INSIDE,
I'M A CROOK.

WHAT CAPERS I THINK OF.

YOU KNOW THOSE RARE BOOKS
IN THE MORGAN LIBRARY?

- YEAH.
- WELL, THE OTHER NIGHT

I WAS IN BED
AND I THOUGHT

THAT IT WOULD BE
VERY INTERESTING--

TRAVIZIUS, WHY DON'T YOU
GO FIX A THERMOSTAT?

AND THANKS
FOR COMING IN.

YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW
WHERE THOSE DRAWINGS ARE.

WHERE'S THAT,
MR. TRAVIZIUS?

THEY NEVER
REALLY EXISTED.

THE GUARDS THAT DELIVERED THEM
WERE PREVIOUSLY HYPNOTIZED,

SO WAS THE GIRL
THAT RUNS THE GALLERY.

THEY NEVER
DELIVERED ANYTHING.

IT WAS THE SHADOW
WHO PULLED IT OFF.

YOU'LL CATCH HIM.
YOU'LL SEE.

SHADOW.
SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT.

NEVER DELIVERED ANYTHING.

SURE, THAT'S HOW.

FRANK, I GOT IT.

HERE, LOOK.

OH, YES,
HANDKERCHIEF FLAMBEÉ.

- OH, YEAH?
- ARE YOU UNDER A STRAIN, THEO?

NO, CAPTAIN, I'M FINE.

FRANK, I THINK I KNOW
WHERE THE PAINTINGS ARE.

SO IT WON'T BE
A TOTAL LOSS.

WHAT'S HAPPENING,
THEO?

- JUST WHAT I THOUGHT.
- WHAT'S "JUST WHAT I THOUGHT"?

THE SAND
IN BOTH OF THESE ASHTRAYS,

DOES IT LOOK THE SAME TO YOU?
PEEK.

THEO, SAND IS SAND.

FRANK, LOOK AT
THE "SAND IS SAND."

IT'S DARKER
THAN THE OTHER ONE, RIGHT?

KELLY, CAN YOU GET ME
A NEWSPAPER FROM YOUR OFFICE?

- YEAH, SURE. EXCUSE ME.
- SO WHAT ABOUT IT?

THE SUSPENSE, FRANK,
THAT'S ALL THE FUN.

ONE PUSH,
IT COMES OPEN.

GOOD LUCK.

NIKO, COME ON.

START STAINING
YOUR PANTS.

WE'RE GONNA LEAVE HERE
IN TEN MINUTES.

- WHAT'S THAT FROM?
- ASHES.

THERE'S YOUR DRAWINGS.

CARBON FROM FIVE DRAWINGS
THAT WERE DOUSED WITH NAPHTHA

- AND BURNED.
- BURNED?

BURNED.

HEY!

HEY,
I DON'T FEEL GOOD!

PRISONER SICK.
UNLOCKING GATE EIGHT.

HUH? THEY BURNED THEM UP
IN A FEW SECONDS,

ANY SMELL GETTING SUCKED OUT
THE AIR-CONDITIONING.

THE SAND,

IN HERE LIKE THIS,

HUH?

SHAKE IT AROUND
A LITTLE BIT...

PUT IT BACK IN THE BUCKET
LIKE THAT...

TOP PART BACK,

AND THAT'S ABOUT WHEN I
CAME THROUGH HERE WITH KELLY.

THIS IS 212.

UNLOCKING GATE EIGHT.

PRISONER
FOR THE INFIRMARY.

BURNED, MY GOD.

BUT WHY?

THOSE DRAWINGS
WERE PRICELESS.

OH, WERE THEY?

HEY, KELLY,

HOW HARD DID YOU STUDY THEM
WHEN THEY WERE DELIVERED?

WELL, I-I HUNG THEM,
THAT'S ALL.

I THINK ROSS ARRANGED
TO SEND YOU FORGERIES.

THEY BURNED THE FORGERIES.
MADE IT LOOK LIKE A ROBBERY.

- WELL, THAT'S A FIRST.
- MM-HMM.

MEANWHILE, ROSS HAS THE REAL
DRAWINGS HIDDEN AWAY SOMEWHERE.

HE PLANS TO ARRANGE A FAKE
BUYBACK FROM THE CROOKS.

THEN HE JUST POCKETS
THE INSURANCE MONEY

AND PRODUCES THE DRAWINGS.
NO RISK TO HIM AT ALL.

NO, I DON'T--
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

WHAT WERE THE CROOKS
GOING TO HAND OVER

IF YOU, YOU KNOW,
DECIDED TO LET THEM OFF?

- ROSS.
- THEY WERE WARNING HIM.

IF THEY DIDN'T GET OFF,
THEY'D TURN TO THE STATE.

WHEREUPON ROSS HIRES
VALENTINE.

- I HATE IT, FRANK.
- WHAT?

HE SPRINGS THEM FROM JAIL,
FRANK.

THAT'S THE ONLY THING
HE CAN DO.

ATTENTION.

THIS IS FOUR THREE.

PRISONERS ESCAPED.
SPOTTED ON NORTH ROOF.

ALL AVAILABLE GUARDS
REPORT TO NORTH ROOF.

LIEUTENANT,
THE RADIO'S GONE BANANAS.

CENTRAL IS JAMMED WITH
INFORMATION ABOUT A JAILBREAK

AT THE TOMBS.

FOLLOW ME.

COME ON, MATE.
HURRY UP.

YOU GOT IT?

GET OUT OF SIGHT.
YOU'LL RUIN THE PLAN.

HEY, DOCTOR,

I'M DOING A BIG THUNDERSTORM
ALL OVER YOUR PARADE.

YOU BROKE MY HEART,

AND YOU'RE FINISHED,
CAPISCE?

THEO, I'M MERELY TRYING
TO GET AT THE TRUTH.

YOU'RE AFTER THE BIGGEST BUCK
YOU CAN GET FROM ROSS

FOR SPRINGING THOSE CREEPS

BEFORE THEY BLOW THE WHISTLE
ON HIM.

HE SET
THIS WHOLE THING UP

TO SWINDLE
HIS INSURANCE COMPANY.

ARE YOU SURE?

HEY, DON'T PLAY DUMB
WITH ME.

NO, REALLY.

I ONLY BEGAN TO SUSPECT ROSS
WHEN HE WAS WILLING TO PAY ME

WITH A PERFECTLY VULGAR FORGERY
OF A ROUAULT.

THAT--THAT MAN
WILL STOOP TO NOTHING.

ISN'T VERY NICE OF YOU NOT
TO LET ME FIND OUT FOR MYSELF

WHAT HAPPENED
TO THOSE DRAWINGS

AFTER ALL THE TROUBLE
I'VE GONE TO.

I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.

STAVROS.

- YES, SIR.
- GIVE ME YOUR CUFFS.

HERE THEY COME.

LET'S GO!

NOT UNTIL I KNOW
WHERE THE DRAWINGS ARE.

WE BURNT THEM!

YOU BURNED THEM?
WHY?

IN CASE
WE WERE CAUGHT.

THEN THEY WOULDN'T KNOW
THEY WERE FORGERIES.

YOU SEE, HE DIDN'T WANT
TO TAKE THE RISK.

- HE'S A VERY CLEVER LAD.
- WHO? ROSS?

- YES!
- WHERE HAS HE GOT

- THE REAL DRAWINGS?
- WE DON'T KNOW!

NOW, LET'S GO!

HI. YOU PLAY MONOPOLY?

YOU PROCEED
DIRECTLY BACK TO JAIL.

YOU COLLECT
ANOTHER 18 MONTHS.

AND GET THE HELL
OUTTA HERE.

- COME ON.
- ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO, MOVE IT!

COME ON, LET'S GO.
COME ON.

THEY BURNT
FIVE FORGERIES.

WOULD YOU LET ME HAVE
MY CUFFS?

OH, PARDON.

WE FOUND SOME OF THE NAPHTHA
THEY USED TO INCINERATE THEM.

VERY GOOD, THEO.

HEY, TWO MEN
OUT OF YOUR PRISON,

NOT BAD, EH?

NOT VERY SMART EITHER.
YOU BETTER CUFF HIM.

YEAH, AND WHAT'S THIS HERE,
CHOPPED LIVER?

CAPTAIN, I WOULD NOT LET THEM
OUT OF THE TRUCK.

WHEN I GOT TO THE AIRPORT,
I WOULD HAVE TELEPHONED YOU,

TELL YOU
WHERE THE TRUCK WAS.

AND A MESSENGER
WOULD DELIVER THE TAPES,

AND I WOULD BE ON MY WAY
TO ITALY.

NOW, YOU WOULD NOT EXTRADITE ME
FOR A LITTLE JAILBREAK, HUH?

YOU GOT CAUGHT.
WE CAN'T SPRING YOU.

AND ROSS STILL HAS
THE REMBRANDTS STASHED AWAY,

- AND WE CAN'T PROVE IT.
- I CAN.

BUT MY OWN WAY.

I MUST GET TO ROSS' APARTMENT
IMMEDIATELY

BEFORE THE NEWS BREAKS
ON THE RADIO.

AND I ALSO MUST HAVE
A SMALL TRANSMITTER

SO THAT YOU CAN HEAR
MY CONVERSATION.

AFTER ALL,
IF YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL ME,

A LITTLE SATISFACTION,
HUH?

COME IN.

WHAT HAPPENED?

I HAD THEM ON A FREIGHTER
FOR EUROPE

A HALF-HOUR AGO.
THEY TOLD ME EVERYTHING,

HOW YOU HIRED THEM,
HOW THEY BURNED THE FORGERIES.

WELL, YOU HAD TO FIND OUT
SOONER OR LATER.

DOESN'T MAKE
ANY DIFFERENCE NOW.

- HE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH.
- SHH. HEAR NO EVIL, BABY.

WELL, HERE IS THE ROUAULT
YOU ASKED FOR.

NO.

IT IS A FORGERY.

I WANT
ONE OF THE REMBRANDTS.

AS A MATTER OF FACT,
I INSIST ON IT OR ELSE.

- YOU HAVE THEM HERE?
- NO, I-I DON'T HAVE THEM HERE.

- THEY--
- WHERE ARE THEY?!

PLEASE. PLEASE,
IN THE--IN THE CLOSET

- IN A SPECIAL COMPARTMENT.
- NOW, JUST TURN AROUND.

TURN AROUND!

SORRY TO DO THIS,
MR. ROSS,

BUT IT SHOULD ONLY BE
FOR A FEW MINUTES.

I'M SURE YOU CAN USE THE TIME
TO CONTEMPLATE THE CHARGES

YOU'LL BE FACING--

CONSPIRACY TO COMMIT
A GRAND THEFT,

ATTEMPTING TO DEFRAUD
AN INSURANCE COMPANY,

AIDING AND ABETTING
A JAILBREAK.

IT SHOULD KEEP YOU TIED UP
FOR YEARS,

AS A MATTER OF FACT.

YOU KNOW, MR. ROSS,

AN HONEST MAN WHO HIRES ME
GETS AN HONEST JOB.

A CROOK GETS A CROOK.

ARE YOU LISTENING,
KOJAK?

WHAT'S HE DOING
TALKIN' TO ME?

I LOVE TO DOUBLE-CROSS
THE CROOKS, KOJAK.

I LIVE FOR IT.

LIKE YOU LIVE
TO CATCH THEM.

THEO,

I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW GOING
TO JAIL WOULD DRIVE ME CRAZY.

I'M SORRY
TO DISAPPOINT YOU.

LIEUTENANT.

ROSS SAYS VALENTINE
TOOK ALL FIVE DRAWINGS.

ALL RIGHT. CALL DOWN
TO THE CAPTAIN, WILL YOU?

TELL HIM TO SEAL OFF
THE BUILDING.

I WANT THE WHOLE BLOCK
SURROUNDED. GO AHEAD.

ALL FIVE?

YEAH.
THIS MAN'S CRAZY, CROCKER.

FIVE REMBRANDTS
SAFE AND SOUND.

ROSS
ON THE HOT SEAT.

THE THIEVES
SAFE INSIDE JAIL AGAIN.

HOW MUCH CAN
A POLICEMAN ASK FOR?

ALL RIGHT, I WANT YOU TO GET
EVERYBODY OFF THE STREETS,

ALL OUR PEOPLE.
GET THEM UP ON THE ROOFS, HUH?

SEARCH THEM GOOD, AND I DON'T
CARE HOW LONG IT TAKES.

UP?

UP.

UP. UP.

DISAPPOINT ME?

NO WAY, PROFESSOR.

THAT WAS OVER 100 FEET
OF HIGH-STRENGTH CLIMBING ROPE.

WHERE DID HE GET IT?

I DON'T KNOW. COULD HAVE HAD
IT STASHED IN ROSS' APARTMENT.

YOU MEAN
HE HAD HIMSELF COVERED

IN CASE
YOU CAUGHT ON TO HIM?

HEH, FOR ALL I KNOW,
THE MAN HAD THREE OTHER PLANS

IN CASE
THAT ONE DIDN'T WORK.

HE THINKS AHEAD.
GIVE HIM CREDIT.

KELLY, DID YOU GET
THOSE THINGS DONE YET?

YEAH,
THIS IS THE LAST ONE.

AH.

WELL...

- WHAT DO YOU THINK, FRANK?
- HEY.

- NOT BAD, NOT BAD AT ALL.
- THANK YOU.

NOW, SHOULD I GO WITH
THE VANDYKE, LIKE VALENTINE?

LOOK AT THAT
DRAMATIC EFFECT.

YOU WITH A BEARD?
NO WAY.

WHAT, ARE YOU PREJUDICE
AGAINST SKINHEADS?

NO, BUT A BEARD
IS DIFFERENT.

WHY? IT'S JUST HAIR
THAT SLIPPED DOWN.

HEY, KID,
I'M GLAD YOU'RE OFF THE HOOK,

AND THANKS FOR THE DOODLES,
OKAY?

OH, FRANK, LOOK,
I WAS A LITTLE SHARP WITH HER

DURING THE INVESTIGATION,
YOU KNOW?

AND I'D LIKE THE CHANCE
TO APOLOGIZE.

SURE.

HEY,
THANK YOU, THEO.

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