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Well, at least we ain'’t gonna Have a couple inches of rain

To swim around in, Huh, teechan?

Oh, yeah.

Hey, teechan,

How come I can hear myself talk All the time,

And you never do, huh?

Why'’s that?

I ain'’t used to partners,

And I'’m watching.

Oh, yeah.

Hey, there she is now.

This yanni individual,

When was the last time You saw him, ms. Kastos?

Last summer in athens.

Please, mr. Keiler, Don'’t worry.

We were very close.

There'’s no way I'’m gonna miss him.

Maybe he slipped off, Something like that.

Mr. Harris has a point.

Look, He'’s taking his time.

After three months at sea, What'’s another 30 minutes?

I'’ll go in now.

Please don'’t worry.

You ask me, I got one Weird job for a harvard lawyer.

Don'’t complain, harris. You could'’ve gone to yale.

Your last port of call?

Uh, we mixed up in turkey, Spain, and casablanca.

I didn'’t get off the boat Since greece.

Something'’s wrong?

Turn out your pockets, Please.

Okay.

- hello, yanni. - hey.

I'’ve got some people With a car outside.

You do have it with you?

Of course. Just like I said I would.

Come on.

That'’s the signal, man. Get ready.

What'’s the matter?

My ankle. Oh.

What'’s the matter?

All right, come on. Go. Come on!

Hey, come on. Come on, will you?

Come on.

Can you see, harris?

Can you see anything at all?

One eye, yeah, But it'’s tough.

Get us out of here, And in a hurry.

Okay, I'’m listening.

All right, there'’s a greek Freighter that just pulled in

Over here tonight-- A slow boat to nowhere.

This guy, yanni psalidas--

That'’s "P-s-a--"

He was the passenger On the s.S. "Piranha."

That'’s piraeus,crocker.

It'’s a port, not a fish.

Yeah, well, anyway,

The witnesses saw a man Get hit by a car.

He gets out of the car, A few seconds later,

"Bang," one shot,

And the guy'’s Out of his misery for good,

And we have no decent I.D. On the gunman.

Means of death is one shot Through the heart.

His means of livelihood may be A bit more interesting to you.

Our man'’s got Ten bald fingers--

Acid.

Yanni psalidas.

How come the boat stops here?

Lieutenant, There was a girl that pulled up

In a limousine and met him.

We have a so-so Identification on her.

She has black hair, dark glasses At midnight, right?

And they said that She had a good shape.

She wears a size 7b shoe.

Now, when the Limo pulled away,

The witnesses saw two letters On the license plate--b-l.

And that'’s all.

Okay, crocker, look,

You'’re prince charming, So you go find cinderella

With the-- Well, you know the story.

- here. - yeah, right.

See how easy it all is? Huh?

Lieutenant, Blue car, impala maybe,

A couple of years old, That clipped him.

It was two guys, And a girl got in with them,

A pretty girl.

She met him inside At the customs office,

The--the victim.

Yeah, okay.

The girl that hops From car to car,

See if you can'’t work out A composite on her.

And those license plates, B-l--

- come on, you know what to do. - yes, sir.

I got another interesting fact For you, lieutenant.

Look at his eyes.

They'’re bloodshot. The eyelids are swollen.

Looks like tear-gas symptoms.

- mace. - mace?

This is one hell of a cinderella You got me looking for.

The guys perfect, Except that he'’s dead.

Well, he'’s almost perfect.

His pants a couple Inches too big.

Hey, lieutenant, you spend Three months on a freighter,

You'’re gonna drop 10 pounds.

Hey, crocker, You stand this guy up,

And he drops his pants.

No suspenders. Where'’s his belt?

I don'’t know Where his belt is.

Maybe it slipped off the dresser In his stateroom.

Then find it.

Find it. Find it.

One can of mace, One blue impala,

One foot with suspect attached, One belt.

All right, I want you to talk To everybody that he talked to

Aboard that ship, okay?

Three and a half months at sea

With those bald little fingers Of his--who knows?

Maybe he'’s cooling off,

Or maybe He'’s just hiding out,

And then I want you to call The athens police

And interpol.

See if they got Anything on him.

Any jobs he might'’ve pulled Lately, okay?

Maybe diamonds.

Diamonds?

Why diamonds?

Well, what else goes into A belt that'’s worth a life?

Go ahead.

A man gets shot and killed Right in front of us,

I get practically blinded, And we don'’t go to the police?

Well, you saw nothing In any case, harris,

And on the other hand,

Well, I saw Practically nothing,

Really very little myself.

I think we should tell Everything to the police,

Especially you.

You must be furious.

We go through All that trouble.

You practically get The crazy thing

In your possession.

Well, if we go to the police,

Then she will never Come back to us.

It is quite obvious That this young greek de milo

Has hot blood, and a trojan Appetite for treasure.

That lady Double-crossed you!

Yeah.

Here, eye drops.

Shall I put These in for you?

No, I think I'’d better.

I think ms. Kastos Will contact me again

With some outrageous new offer.

She would, wouldn'’t she?

Nobody pays more than I do, Nobody in the entire world.

She would know that, Don'’t you think?

I don'’t understand.

Why didn'’t she just raise The agreed on price to you?

Why go through All that trouble?

Because greed inspired That young woman

To eliminate her partner And/or her lover,

Thereby doubling Her profits.

What an exciting new piece Of history

To add to all the other legends, And I actually saw it.

Someone'’s working Some weird angle here.

Someone else is in On the act with her.

I think you'’re in For a bad surprise.

Well, I don'’t like Bad surprises, harris.

In my business, maybe,

But in my hobby, never.

Oh, no.

We will match Every offer that is made,

And then we will give An extra 15%.

But that could come To $300,000.

So?

Look, callis, I paid you $5,000 to protect me.

That'’s right,

And fein paid me Another $5,000.

So that means something in there Is worth a lot more

Than 10 grand.

Hey, here.

You find it. I can'’t.

Nothing.

You can do this to me Because I'’m a woman, huh?

Is that why?

Is it?

You know, that guy yanni Was no fool.

He lied to you About hiding it in the belt.

It'’s still on him.

Now, come on, lady...

- what is it? - I don'’t know.

- who is it? - fein.

What is this?

Who did that?

- she did it. - liar.

Look, mr. Fein, They'’ve been paid.

Why don'’t you just Ask them to leave?

We have to talk.

Yanni has cheated us.

He has?

Yes.

I understand.

Listen, I have $28,000 in here.

It represents all the cash I have in the world.

I brought it For you two gentlemen.

You'’re kiddin'.

I'’ll take what's left Of the belt

To settle certain accounts.

You'’ll kill the girl, yes?

Yeah, okay.

What are you doing?

That'’s my money, isn't it?

You too, huh?

Well, if it turns up, You let me know, okay?

Right, thanks.

- lieutenant? - yeah.

There'’s a '69 blue impala On a hot sheet.

It was stolen a couple Of days ago in midtown.

I told '’em to put it At the top of the list,

And in case they pop it, To hold it

So we can check it out.

What about the limousine?

Well, I got a printout Of all the black lincolns,

Caddies, Mercedes,

All with licenses Starting with b-l.

There'’s 15 of 'em.

A judge, A couple of big-time lawyers,

Three millionaires--

And so far, none of '’em say They were anywhere near

The docks last night.

All right, you make The rest of the calls,

And then you call me.

Where'’s crocker?

He'’s trying to run down A source for mace.

It'’s not exactly your Countertop item around here.

Canterbury pumproom shoes, Model 2230,

200, size 7-- What is that, "B"?

- yeah. - shipped last month.

Who'’s on this?

Saperstein.

It'’s a chain store.

He'’s running through Their master receipts.

Oh, the captain'’s Looking for you.

We got a hot twitch From interpol.

Description your victim, Psalidas,

Matches missing suspect Rudy baring.

There'’s a novel on that guy In this one cable.

Burnt his prints off The first time with battery acid

While being held as a suspect In casablanca.

- tangiers. - oh, tangiers.

No known accomplice.

Prefers the company of women.

Hey, frank, That could be me.

Yeah, well, anyway,

They'’re crazy for his body, Dead or alive.

They want us to ship His corpse back

Complete with all belongings.

Who does?

The greek police. Here...

"Suspect lived In greece for a year.

Wanted for suspicion Of car theft!"

You mean we'’re giving Top priority to a car thief?

Come on, the greek'’s got A word for that--baloney.

Yeah.

Probably had a solid-gold car In his belt.

Or maybe it was just A solid-gold buckle.

Hey, look, Make it platinum.

What'’s it worth On the outside--$1,000?

Oh, no.

You know, maybe he stole Some military secrets,

And the greek government Is too embarrassed

To tell us about it.

Maybe he stole the recipe To that awful greek wine.

They'’re afraid the world Will find out

What they put in it.

Well, anyway, He'’d get more for it here

Than he could over there.

Well, then It could'’ve been a hamburger.

Have you seen the prices Next door?

Come on, Will you, frank?

Why aren'’t we taking This seriously?

The murder I take seriously,

But this part About the belt, well...

Greek steamer In the middle of the night,

Rain, a beautiful girl loses A red and tan shoe.

We got the maltese falcon In here somewhere.

I mean, maybe the guy Was heading to the five-and-ten

To buy himself A belt first thing.

He could'’ve dropped it Overboard, or it broke.

Is that so impossible?

- yes. - why?

Because the custom inspector Saw it

When he turned out his pockets.

Oh, you really sandbagged me On that one.

All right.

So what does go into a belt

That you want to bring Into the states?

That the athens police Don'’t want to tell us about,

That you get killed for?

Yeah?

Captain.

Lieutenant, Some time this morning,

A porter at the woodsley hotel Finds two bodies--

One male, one female, Both of them shot.

Okay, get macon and reilly.

They'’re at the top Of the charts.

Well, the female was In her stocking feet,

And they found One red and tan shoe.

Good morning, mr. Fein.

Morning, nancy.

Oh, uh, mr. Fein, About my commission

On the saint-guadens--

I beg your indulgence, Carter.

One more day, And we'’ll settle everything.

Well, I wouldn'’t ask, But I need to have some--

- coffee, mr. Fein? - no, thank you.

And no interruptions, please, Not till I buzz you.

Oh, sure. You do me a lot Of favors, lenny.

What the hell does a house dick Do around here--clean the johns?

Look at this.

Yeah, lieutenant, What do you want from me?

She a steady around here?

Oh, no, no. Not for years,

Not since she got up In the world.

We used to call her "The milo."

It was kind of a trade name, You know?

They all got something, But "The milo" was the only one

I ever knew who really lived up To the natural expectation.

She was only 16 When I knew her.

She didn'’t recognize me Downstairs, but I knew her.

Oh, that'’s nice.

What'’d you call her-- "The milo"?

Well, most people Pronounced it "Milo."

She pronounced it "Me-lo,"

But her real name Is elaine kastos.

I see. What about the guy?

There were two of '’em.

Edward teechan-- That'’s who we got here.

Okay, look, let'’s go down, Look at some pictures, huh?

Maybe down there we'’ll find out Who knew more about the milo.

Why don'’t you try Betsy vellon?

Betsy vellon? She never went to nevada?

Look, lieutenant, All I know is that

Betsy vellon took her Off the street

And gave her some class

And then took her commission--

50%.

- 50%? Ah. - mm.

That'’s a bargain Compared to this, right?

Yeah.

Brother and sister...

Reunited at last.

Was there ever Such a pair of twins?

Harry, you'’re a genius for What you'’re about to do next.

Nancy, Get me henry keiler.

I happen to be A night person,

And I don'’t like getting up Before 3:00, lieutenant.

Lieutenant? Betsy, it'’s me, theo.

Yeah, 3:00.

Milo kastos...

One of your star attractions?

I mean, one of your aces In the hole, betsy?

Well, for a while.

You know, they move on, Find a man.

No, no. No man for milo kastos.

You should'’ve taken her To nevada.

The odds are better. She'’s dead now.

Somebody killed her?

Nice kid like that.

What did you do, Introduce her to somebody

With a .38 caliber For a libido?

Elaine was a very dear person To me at one time.

We, uh, do form Our attachments,

Odd as it might seem to you, Lieutenant.

Mm-hmm.

Eh, nice kid like her,

You know, we don'’t get Too many walking the streets

Like that anymore.

You know what I'’m thinking?

I'’m thinking this whole town Went down the tubes

When joe dimaggio Quit the yankees.

Have you ever noticed, Lieutenant,

That besides having A very bald head,

You have a very large nose?

Oh, all right.

How about my big baby browns?

Guess when they see A fresco on a postcard

From the athens museum, They want to turn it around,

Because my hands Go all kinds of funny.

I'’m going blind,

And it says, "We'’ll see you in the fall.

Love, elaine."

Who'’s "We," betsy?

"We"? Oh, well.

You know, I never knew.

All I know is that Elaine came back alone

A couple of months ago.

Mm, elaine In the athens museum--

That don'’t figure.

You know? Who would'’ve thunk it?

You don'’t mind If I keep the card, do you?

Thanks.

Please call back. I'’m busy.

Hold it.

I'’m looking For lieutenant kojak.

So, suddenly I'’m a telephone operator.

Oh, excuse me. Yeah?

I was down at danzinger'’s, The police supply company,

And there was a guy In there last week,

Said he was on the force In cleveland,

And he was checking On different brands of mace

And then decided Not to buy any.

So?

Well, they found one missing As soon as he left.

Would you believe the guy lifted One right under their noses?

Anyhow, I have the other cans That he was looking at,

And we lifted A clean set of prints.

Fbi knows him As raymond callis.

B.C.I.'’s digging out His record for us now.

Hey, lieutenant, This guy'’s a gunslinger.

Okay, I'’ll be right back.

- betsy. - hmm?

Raymond callis.

Well?

Yeah, raymond callis. So? What about him?

He comes here sometimes.

Oh, yeah? That figures.

So she met him here.

Hey, look, you'’re a nice kid, All right?

The next time he comes here, You pick up that phone

And call me right away, You understand?

This is a bad, Bad, bad person.

I don'’t want you Protecting him, okay?

Mm-hmm.

I like that.

"Pull a yellow sheet On edgar allan poe."

Is that actually What you just said to me?

That'’s right, frank.

The first master Of the detective story.

the gold-bug,

the purloined letter-- You remember that one?

Is the raven in that one?

No, frank.

This was a letter out In the open with the vital clue.

Frank...

It'’s right there In front of you.

- I read it. - no.

In the belt--you ready?

A stamp.

Could be.

Then why does yanni psalidas

Bother to smuggle it Into the states?

Uh-huh.

Because someone over here Is nuts enough

To pay more for it Than anybody else in the world,

And he knows it.

Well, it'’s a theory.

That'’s not what I told The athens police.

I told '’em I knew it was a stamp,

And I told '’em to gather All the information they could

On this psalidas'’ Recent escapades.

You know, that is the most Staggering example

Of conclusion-jumping I'’ve ever heard of.

You can'’t be sure It'’s a stamp.

Wrong.

Look, on this list,

15 known limos That could'’ve been

In the area Of psalidas'’ murder,

And this mr. Henry keiler Told inspector stavros

That it'’s none of his business Where he was last night.

So?

So henry keiler is listed In who'’s who in america

As owning the largest private Collection of...

- postage stamps. - voila.

Now, if you don'’t see The connection, frank...

I suggest you brush up On your edgar allan poe.

Lenny karpf was in here And made a tentative I.D.

Of raymond avery callis

As the man who walked Into the woodsley

With teechan And elaine kastos.

All right, You put out an alarm on callis,

And, crocker, Call the property recovery unit,

The art section squad.

Ask them for names of dealers They think would buy

A stolen stamp For a lot of bread.

- a postage stamp? - yeah.

Then I want '’em staked out.

What are we looking for?

Raymond avery callis.

You got a short memory.

Anybody wants me, I'’m gonna be With mr. Henry w. Keiler.

I don'’t like anybody being rude To my men on the telephone.

Hey, babe. I'’m at the airport.

Why aren'’t you here?

Ray...

The police were just here.

Look, they know about you.

I'’m scared to leave.

I'’m scared They'’re gonna follow me.

How can I know?

How'’d they get onto me?

I don'’t know,

But look, ray, I had to tell Them that you knew elaine,

Because they'’re gonna Ask the other girls,

And they'’re gonna Find out anyway,

And look, ray, I can'’t afford To get caught in a lie, not now,

Especially not now That she'’s dead.

I'’m standing here With two tickets in my pocket

And $38,000 in my bag, And I got to listen to this?

There'’s nobody That can prove nothin'’.

There'’s nobody left but us.

$38,000?

Well, what was it, ray?

What--what was in the belt?

Nothing. It'’s a long story.

I come out Way ahead anyway.

Hey, look, fein'’s the only guy That can put the finger on me,

And to do that, He'’s got to nail himself.

So?

So suppose the cops Get to fein.

Look, ray, I'’m scared. They'’re busting this case.

Suppose they make a deal With fein to get to you.

Oh, that'’s terrific.

That'’s--that's a real wonderful Thought you got there.

Look, ray, I run away with you,

Fein shoots off his mouth, The cops come after us.

Look, all my life

I have been one step ahead Of the cops.

I should never have done it.

I should never have put You and elaine together.

I--oh, god, I should'’ve stayed out of this.

All right.

I'’ll take care of it. Don'’t get in a sweat, huh?

Flight 31 now arriving

At kennedy airport at 9:07.

Flight six now boarding At gate seven.

I made it explicitly clear In my call

That I wanted mr. Keiler here In person.

Mr. Fein, I have handled Acquisitions for my client

All over the world.

He trusts me implicitly.

This is not A normal acquisition.

As I understand.

The stamp is not officially On the market.

It'’s stolen property.

It is officially in the safe Of a prominent greek diplomat.

It is not reported stolen, Nor will it be

For certain complex Political reasons.

Nonetheless, It must be privately owned

With no public announcement.

Consequently, its value Must be considerably below

Its market value.

No, mr. Harris.

I put every cent of capital I have in the world

Into this particular deal, And I assure you,

I intend to make An enormous profit.

Mr. Fein, I don'’t even know If you really have the stamp.

You have them both...

The brother and the sister.

I thought tanoka Had the brother in japan.

Tanoka sold to me Privately last year.

Both stamps In one man'’s hands.

They haven'’t been together In more than a century.

$500,000, the pair.

$1 million even.

Nonsense.

A million is way Out of line,

Especially since the stolen System makes the entire deal

Illegal in the first place.

Mr. Harris...

When you bring Mr. Keiler here to me,

I have a way of making the deal Perfectly legal.

He'’ll walk out of here With a possession

Unique in the world,

And one which he can display Publicly anyplace,

And he'’ll be delighted To pay a million for it.

So, until I see him sitting In that chair over there,

I see no reason For further explanation.

Now, please Deliver my message.

Yes?

Uh, lieutenant kojak...

To see mr. Keiler, Manhattan south and all that.

Mr. Keiler,

There'’s a lieutenant kojak Here to see you.

Hark.

Relax.

Fantastic.

Mr. Keiler, I'’m lieutenant kojak.

Oh, yes, sir.

I'’m just arranging a few things In response to your call.

Oh, dear.

My hands shake, So it'’s difficult.

Well, Let'’s not waste any time.

I'’ll get right to the point.

Waste time?

How can one waste time In this field, sir?

Time is frozen here...

Frozen in tiny moments Of history.

Here, come round.

Let me show you.

Here, look at this-- This group.

Flying upside down In perfect formation

For all time.

- beautiful? - mm-hmm.

Now, look at this.

This is the elba wafer--

A round stamp printed By napoleon during his exile.

It'’s one of only three Of its kind known to exist

In the entire world.

You'’re kiddin'.

How much is that worth, Mr. Keiler?

Oh, why must everything Be put in monetary values?

Look at this, sir.

Please look and dream.

An emperor, Napoleon himself,

Designed that stamp.

He sat on a high cliff Over the mediterranean

Contemplating Egypt and moscow,

Planning his return To france,

Remembering His lovely josephine

With this one fragile, Invaluable gesture.

Yeah.

But in dollars and cents, I'’m still crass enough

To ask, mr. Keiler.

Oh, very well.

I am told that this stamp sold In 1867 for $12,000.

Oh, and there were Two men killed.

They were brothers.

They were transporting The stamp to philadelphia,

For the centennial of 1876.

Now, of course, Enhanced by this legend,

The stamp reappeared Again in 1907.

It went then for $27,000.

I'’ve recently been offered As much as $205,000,

And yet, never would I sell.

Never.

I buy, lieutenant.

I never sell.

So the more violent Its history...

The more its value.

So murder-- That'’s an enhancement, right?

I suppose You might call it that.

Rather a policeman'’s nightmare, Wouldn'’t you say?

And what might you pay For a stamp recently stolen

In greece that'’s just inspired Three murders, mr. Keiler?

One of which, I think you may have witnessed

The other night near pier 15.

And what stamp May that be, sir?

I was hoping You'’d tell me.

You buy, You don'’t sell,

And is there anybody Who pays more than you?

- I doubt it. - and so do I.

But as far as witnessing Any crime is concerned,

Well, I don'’t know anything About that at all.

Is there, um... Is there anything else?

Oh, yeah.

Um...

You know, if anybody should Approach you with stolen goods,

You know, a unique, Valuable piece of gum paper,

I would expect That you would contact me.

You know, receiving stolen goods Is a crime, mr. Keiler.

And how could you show it In respectable company anyway?

You still don'’t grasp This passion, sir.

This philatomania.

Do you really think,

Where the elba stamp Is concerned,

That I care who sees it Besides myself?

Let me see.

I mean, what you'’re saying Is that you'’ll spend a fortune

To sit here all alone

And gaze At your stolen stamps, right?

And you get even more excited If you find out it has

A whole trail Of bloody history behind it,

That you might even Cover up a killer

In order to get the stamp,

Maybe even pay to have somebody Killed in order to get it.

Huh?

Candidly, yes.

I must confess I'’ve always found most stamps

Much more meaningful Than most people'’s lives,

And yet, kill someone?

Myself? Never.

Uh-huh. Candidly, mr. Keiler, I think your attitude--

It stinks.

I'’ll tell you something--

If I find out You'’ve been holding out on me,

I'’m gonna come back here

And sneeze all over Your melba wafer.

Open sesame.

Fantastic.

Harris, did you get it?

Did you get the sister?

No, mr. Keiler.

You'’re gonna go over there now,

Talk to him yourself.

He'’s got both of 'em.

Together?

The brother And the sister.

$1 million.

$1 million?

No, that'’s too much And too soon.

That'’s always The danger, harris.

These things inevitably fall Into the hands of the merchants.

Still, I, uh...

I suppose I must go, Mustn'’t I?

Just to see them.

I can'’t stand it, frank, This mayonnaise mogul.

There he is, Sitting on his millions,

Gluing the little stamps Into his little books.

You don'’t glue them In and out of books.

That'’s one thing You definitely don'’t do.

Mr. Nicholas julius...

I'’d like you to meet Lieutenant kojak.

- lieutenant. - how are you? Nice to see you.

Mr. Julius was rushed over Here by the greek consul

About 20 minutes After your last cable to athens.

I gather you haven'’t found This stamp yet.

Well, why don'’t You describe it

And save us A lot of confusion?

Almost four months ago, Lieutenant--

And as I'’ve told the captain,

We wish to keep this Purely confidential--

A stamp was stolen From the safe

Of an assistant commissioner Of police.

In the first place, It was misappropriated

From a political prisoner,

And in the second place, It was very embarrassing,

As you can imagine.

Tell him what the stamp was.

Well, it'’s called "The sister."

It'’s one of a pair.

There are only two In the world.

Oh.

You know, I keep asking This crass question--

How much does it cost?

About a quarter Of a million.

However, in these times Of economic recession,

It may be difficult To fetch.

Oh, no, not for a man Like mr. Keiler.

People start eating a lot Of tuna fish and mayonnaise

When that steak starts Jumping over the moon.

What about this list From the art squad?

They brought in Six known dealers--

High-class forgeries, Stolen coins,

That sort of thing.

Oh, yeah?

Maybe keiler'’s doing A "Razzle dazzle" job

With one of them.

Maybe pick up a link Between him and callis.

May I see the list?

Hmm.

Harry fein.

Oh, yeah? What about him?

I was asked by my government Several months ago

To check him out.

We intercepted several letters From him to the previous owner

Of the stamp, Asking if it was for sale,

And I was told to tell him That it wasn'’t for sale

And to make sure that he had No idea that it had been stolen,

Which I don'’t think he did.

Harry fein expressing An interest

In the quarter-million-dollar Sister, right?

Huh. Thank you, mr. Julius.

Lieutenant.

Lieutenant.

There will be a lot of red faces In athens if this gets out.

All righty.

Well, mr. Julius, I wouldn'’t Care if the whole city of athens

Suffers from embarrassment.

I'’ve had three killings In my precinct.

How do you think That makes me feel?

May I offer you A glass of wine, mr. Keiler?

Some sherry, perhaps?

I have a unique 1897 don castillo.

Forget the sherry, fein.

Let me see those stamps.

Mr. Harris told me You wouldn'’t be interested.

I said, more correctly, "Not for a million dollars."

Mr. Harris understands me Quite well, sir.

Well, perhaps I ought to put '’em back.

Stop putting on this act At my expense, sir.

You know how perfectly well I have to see those stamps.

Forgive me, but this is Such a delicious moment for me.

You know how long I'’ve wanted To bring these two together?

Not half as long as I.

Yes, but I did it, And without your money...

By a great stroke of luck.

By saving, Dealing this for that,

And waiting for just The propitious moment.

And by killing?

Me?

I killed no one.

There was some intrigue.

I understand Certain victims...

"Some intrigue"?

Oh, come, now.

Four months ago, Ms. Kastos came to me.

Her greek boyfriend Wanted to steal that stamp.

They needed a $10,000 advance

Against a $100,000 Purchase price,

And I gave it to them.

Later, When it came time to deliver,

Ms. Kastos Had changed her mind.

Now, sir, That'’s a lot of intrigue.

Now, tell me, How did you get into this?

I see no reason To go into these details.

Well, I do.

We have no evidence.

We'’re not trying to prove Something against you.

This is history.

You don'’t understand that, Do you?

Money, not stamps,

That'’s what runs in your blood, Isn'’t it?

Look here...

When I examine Those two little specimens

That you have closeted In that box on your desk,

I want to know everything--

Every divorce, death, escapade, Murder, and theft,

Absolutely everything.

Those things, sir,

Are the lifeblood history Of a stamp.

Now, come on, Tell me what happened.

How did you get your hands On the sister?

I think if you have Any hope of a sale--

Well, if you think This is so important,

Ms. Kastos heard of my interest In this particular stamp

And asked for an appraisal.

I gave her one And confirmed her worst fears.

$100,000 was far too low A price.

Well, to make a long Story short--

- must you? - yes.

I want to get on with this.

I agreed to pay her $200,000 for the stamp.

She supplied a man, I supplied another,

And we took it From her ex-boyfriend.

There were subsequent Counterplays,

And I ended up With the stamp,

And that'’s all We have to go with.

These counterplays...

Tell me about them, please, Will you?

Please?

Oh, I'’m sorry, sir, But we'’re closing now.

- is there any particular-- - no, that'’s all right.

I'’m just waiting For mr. Fein.

Very good.

Oh, gentlemen, I'’m sorry. We'’re closing.

Yes, well, I'’m lieutenant kojak,

Manhattan south.

This is detective crocker.

We came here to see mr. Fein, If you don'’t mind.

Lieutenant, it'’s callis!

Lieutenant!

Hold it, callis.

All right, get out!

So I took a little Transportation--big deal.

- you got the gun? - no.

- all right, easy. - um...

Let'’s see Your driver'’s license.

I think, mr. Keiler, The time has come.

Indeed.

The brother.

You see, harris?

The tiniest line Running down the border...

Beautiful.

And the sister...

The one that has caused All of the mischief.

Authentic, mr. Keiler?

The continuation of the line Running down the border.

That'’s excellent, excellent, Excellent condition.

Um...

$600,000, mr. Fein--

My one and only offer For them both.

Possibly this pair of stamps

Is not unique enough to be worth The million I ask.

After all, two paintings Of the mona lisa

Would surely lessen The value.

Why are we discussing the mona lisa?

What are you doing?

Creating, In a few seconds,

A single stamp

Worth a full million By itself.

No!

The brother

Watches the sister Transformed.

Ashes to ashes.

No.

Mr. Keiler...

You have at your fingertips

The single most valuable stamp In the world.

It needs only you To protect it

From a world Of thoughtless businessmen.

Mr. Keiler?

Oh, he'’s with mr. Keiler, Lieutenant.

He can'’t be disturbed.

Oh, with mr. Keiler, huh?

- what'’s all this? - what'’s all this?

This, this, this Is a raymond avery callis.

He'’s a prime suspect In a number of recent murders.

- hey, you got to prove that. - you shut up.

He was hired By elaine kastos.

He'’s the one who bought the mace That she used to set up yanni

Down at the docks.

He'’s also seen at one Of your own galleries.

All very coincidental, And you, sir,

Never saw him before.

- never. - of course not.

How about you, mr. Keiler? You were there.

You must'’ve seen something.

Mm-hmm.

Uh, excuse me.

How do you figure in this?

I drove the car That night.

Let me tell the truth, Mr. Keiler.

We saw nothing.

We were both blinded.

We left the scene, But that'’s no great crime.

May we go on With our business, lieutenant?

You seem to have reached A dead end.

No.

No, I was not blinded.

I saw perfectly well What happened.

Mr. Keiler, If you want this stamp--

If I want this stamp, what?

Be silent?

I see no reason to go Into the history of the stamp

For someone so lacking in The appreciation of philately.

Philately, of course.

But mr. Keiler'’s already Explained to me

That he finds stamps more Significant than people'’s lives.

I hope you'’ve had second Thoughts about that, sir.

Not about the lives Of insignificant people.

I'’ve just witnessed

A hard, cruel death...

Foulest inconceivable murder...

An irreplaceable life--

His beloved sister.

Lieutenant, this mr. Callis--

I saw him kill mr. Psalidas On the dock that night.

I saw him just as clearly As I see you now, sir.

Hey, you'’re crazy. This guy'’s crazy.

No.

If it hadn'’t started that way, The sister would still be alive.

It'’s a long, convoluted And violent story, sir.

You get me out of this, fein. You get me a lawyer.

Why him, callis? I thought You never saw him before.

You kidding?

He set up the whole thing.

You want him, We make a deal.

You make a deal With the d.A.'’s office.

Okay, fein, let'’s go.

No.

Crocker?

Excuse me.

You'’re not gonna change Your mind, are you, mr. Keiler?

No more than I could replace That stamp.

Now, this other one, Lieutenant,

It must be cared For most carefully.

The proper temperature And humidity.

What'’s going to happen to it?

Oh, well...

We'’ll put it In a little manila envelope

On a shelf in the police Property department

Till we get this case Sorted out.

Hey, look, if you want To pick out the shelf,

You be my guest.

Uh, may I?