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Friday the 1 3th

Patience, good man, I'lI be with you.

l beg your pardon, lofty Adolar.

But a king and a queen are a pair, aren't they?

Assuming,

one had a straight: one, two, three, four ..

That wouIdn't be so bad ... theoreticaIIy speaking.

ExceIlent!

Now make your bet! - With pIeasure.

You aIready have my goId. How about aII or nothing?

l bet aII my dominions.

Who's stiIl in?

l'm out!

A pair and three of a kind. FulI house.

Today must be my Iucky day.

l beg your pardon, odorous Adolar.

But nine, ten, jack, queen, king ... That's a straight, isn't it?

Goodness gracious. Wasn't I Iucky this time!

l got off to a bad start. l thought I was done for.

But good things take time. Lucky at cards, unIucky in ...

Who cares! I'm stiII young. Hope everything fits in the chest.

Okay, kids. The tabIe's cIean.

Squire!

May l?

Take it to the widows and orphans. - What?

To the needy. - What?

To the treasure chamber, idiot! - Ah!

l gotta get up earIy. lt was fun. Have a nice evening.

The better man won.

lt isn't what it seems. - I knew it!

Cheater!

Oops! Just a sec. l'II be right with you.

Hey, I said I'd be right with you!

See, that's what you get!

Stay where you are!

Get ready for the hereafter.

You reaIly are bad Iosers.

Dear Mr. Adolar, this is aII just kind of a ...

... misunderstanding ... Nice sword.

May you burn in helI!

You're so right.

May l be damned if I cheated! May Iightning strike me ...

Did you see that? lt smeIIs singed.

What's wrong with him? You Iook a bit pale yourseIf.

l hope it wasn't the drumstick. Oh, what's wrong with my voice?

Adolar, watch out!

The window.

Some people say there are ghosts.

Some people say there are no ghosts.

But I say that Hui Buh is a ghost.

The Goofy Ghost

... over 500 years later.

lf you permit me to give you some advice ...

You shouId stop haunting the house. You have other taIents.

You see this here? My haunting Iicense. I'm the only

certified ghost here! Understand?

Confound it! That onIy happened because you disrupted my concentration.

Dear Hui Buh, on behaIf of your health and the furnishings, it would be better

to stop haunting the house. - Was I at Ieast a bit spooky?

A case for a haunting expert!

My friend. You must be the old casteIIan Burgeck CastIe's trusted guardian.

Wow, what a trip!

l beg your pardon, but may l inquire

who I have the honor of ... - Of course, you may.

Oh, Your Ma ... Majesty.

Please, accept my apology. - Forget the gymnastics! You'Il strain yourself.

l shouId have introduced myseIf. King JuIius CXI.

But just calI me 1 1 1 . - Beg your pardon?

An oId royaI joke. JuIius, of course.

Didn't you receive my teIegram?

l'm afraid I didn't. ProbabIy

another maiI coach robbery. - What are you doing? - Just dusting.

May l get your Iuggage?

Thank you. Not necessary.

My guests arrive at five. So we have 3 hours, 22 minutes and ... 1 5 seconds.

CouId you show me the baIlroom? - Indeed. May I ask you to folIow me?

GIadIy.

WouId you teII an old man what brings Burgeck's last Iiving heir

to our remote castle? - Our main castIe didn't survive the Iast barbecue.

Are you impIying

that your main royaI castIe burned down?

Like it or not, my wedding wiIl take pIace here.

Wedding? Who is the intended bride, if I may ask?

To be honest, she doesn't know yet. Countess Leonora of Pernickety.

She is aIready on her way here. Excuse me ...

Whose voice was that?

Mice. Impertinent mice. Excuse me.

Mice!

You're embarrassing me. - Did you see those sandaIs?

VandaIs! - So what! They're ruining my fiIth!

And my spider web colIection! And what about my poor mites?

This castIe beIongs to the kings of Burgeck.

l am Iicensed to haunt the pIace! And I refuse to share it

with a fake! - Fake? He's a king ...

King! I'Il give him a king-size kick right out of my castle!

They must be giant mice. - Indeed, Your Majesty. Beg your pardon.

Everything is compIeteIy ruined!

What's wrong, CharIes? - The main course is Iobster!

What's wrong with that? - I am inconsoIable!

l ordered the flower arrangements in pale apricot.

Yes? - The pink lobster Iooks atrocious with apricot!

Calm down, CharIes.

Now breathe deepIy.

That's good.

What would l be without you, Your Majesty? - Unemployed.

Another point: Leonora is on her way. We have Iots to do and IittIe time.

Hurry up, kids!

Transform this shack into a romantic château!

Oh no, not again!

Ah, there it is! Thank you!

Just wait, you caustic cleaners! l'II show you, you mopheaded boobies!

l'II be so scary that you'II ... you'II ...

Wow, nobody's gonna beIieve me!

Mom! Mom! A ghost!

l saw a ghost!

Are you okay? Did you hurt yourseIf?

You think I'm training for circus? l break rib!

There's a ghost in the castIe! - I have pain!

Sorry! - Come on, Mom! - I need help!

Of course!

Watch out! Bucket!

Sorry about that!

Squatters! In my castle! This stinks to high heaven!

And then I run away from that littIe snotnose.

lt's aII JuIius' fauIt. Damn it! lt must be here somewhere!

What's this? We'lI see.

l'II give you guys a reaI fright once I find my "Book of Haunting."

This isn't it either! Where is it?

Ah, behind the cIoset!

Let's see. The White Abbot? No.

The Cross-eyed Coachman?

No, not that! Ah, here it is!

The HeadIess Executioner! A cIassic!

Grease his headscrew weII.

Refer to diagram 1 4A.

"Take an oId executioner's axe, preferabIy rusty." Yes!

We'II see how you Iike that, King JuIius who-knows-how-many.

Enchanting Leonora, you can't imagine

how happy I am to welcome you here at Burgeck CastIe.

Your radiant beauty surpasses everything these venerable walIs have witnessed.

May l give you this bouquet of roses as a sign of my esteem.

How does it sound? RoyaI enough? - So royaI, Your Majesty.

TruIy gracefuI. Madame Leonora wiIl meIt

Iike butter under the sun of the Côte d'Azur.

lt isn't so easy. Leonora is very sophisticated. But if aII goes weII,

l'II propose to her tomorrow. - It wouId be perfect,

if you put on your pants.

CouId that be them?

lndeed!

Your pants, Majesty!

Hurry. You go and weIcome her.

l'II be right there. - Yes.

JuIius!

l've come for you, Julius!

l ... Julius ...

l'II be right there, JuIius.

You are marked by death, JuIius.

Your finaI hour has come ... JuIius?

CastelIan? Hey! CouId someone maybe ...

l'd like to start again.

Why doesn't the book mention that a headless executioner can't see?

l beg your pardon. Are you Iooking for me?

May l ask what you're up to?

Let's see ... torn cIothing,

removabIe head, spooky howIs! Got it? l'm the castIe ghost, super brain!

l see. "Spooky" howls. - Yeah.

Just a moment! What don't you Iike about my howIs? - They aren't spooky.

The onIy thing that gives me the creeps is this dust.

Now please excuse me. l have to welcome my bride-to-be.

Not spooky? Just wait, you bIue-bIooded booby!

Countess Leonora.

Madame, you look enchanting. WeIcome to our romantic château.

Romantic ... is what my architect wiIl make out of it.

The stench!

Sorry.

Konstanzia! l don't pay you for standing around. - WeIcome!

Yeah yeah. Take my Iuggage inside. By the way, where's Julius?

Madame, he anxiousIy awaits you. Please, folIow me.

Thank you.

You can't imagine how pIeased l am to have you here.

Your beauty surpasses everything ...

Goodness gracious, this place is in ruins.

Things wiII change when I become Queen.

Enchanting Leonora!

l was just teIIing Charlie

how utterIy romantic this castIe is.

Enchanting Leonora, l can't imagine how much

these radiant walIs are pIeased to weIcome your venerabIe oId face.

l mean ...

A charming countess like myseIf is a credit ...

As a sign of my esteem, may l give you this ...

... sausage.

A traditionaI weIcome gift for visitors of Burgeck CastIe.

A very special sausage. My father fondIy caIIed it the "weIcome sausage."

JuIius, are you certain that you aren't off your rocker?

Not at alI! WouId anyone Iike coffee and sausage?

Or some cognac? l couId sure use a cognac.

No, dear sir. I wouId Iike to ... freshen up a bit.

Of course, the casteIIan wiIl show you ...

to your rooms.

So ...

Countess, I've been wondering ... l mean,

l've done everything you toId me to do, and so ...

You want my permission to go to the baIl?

What bad Iuck!

Pick them up. And afterwards

you can have the evening off, as far as l'm concerned.

Leonora, welcome to my castle.

You Iook enchanting. My Majesty is compIeteIy carried away.

How do you like Burgeck CastIe? - It's wonderfuI.

But l heard some strange noises. The castIe isn't haunted, is it?

Haunted? Burgeck CastIe? Oh ...

l beg you not to worry.

A picture, Your Majesty? - By aIl means.

lt's disgusting. This wouIdn't have happened 500 years ago.

l promise you an unforgettabIe evening, my Iady.

UnforgettabIe?

l'm coming, JuIius.

Any more under the bed?

Didn't you want to dress up?

l'II do the rest.

Thank you.

Tommy!

You'lI get me in troubIe.

The marzipan cupcakes are fabulous.

He's right.

Here, but don't upset your tummy.

My cue. PIease, excuse me.

Konstanzia, right?

Thank you.

Ladies and gentIemen, friends,

it is a pIeasure to weIcome you to Burgeck CastIe.

l wish to dedicate this evening to a speciaI woman.

A woman whose presence makes the evening more radiant.

Let us drink to Leonora!

Cheers!

Cheers.

My dear ...

How disgusting.

l'm sorry. Dance and enjoy ...

ls something wrong, Your Majesty? - I don't know. I feeI so ...

... super duper, old boy!

You aren't sick, are you?

No! I just need some grub. Hey doIl, grab a bite yourseIf!

You could use a few pounds!

What's wrong with your voice? - Nothing. I'm a super tenor.

Your Majesty, a picture for the paper? - You betcha!

Did you drink too much wine? - Wine? Nectar of gods, consoIer of widows ...

No, you can never drink too much wine!

Cheers!

Disgusting! - Yummy!

My Captain, Majesty, GeneraI! What an exquisite party!

l wish someone had found one for me.

What's wrong with me? Leonora! Leonora!

Get out! Get Iost!

Don't worry. You probabIy have to go peepee. - I don't believe it!

CharIes, hit me! - By no means! - Hit me! - Never! - It's an order!

He throws a mighty punch.

Just you wait! - You ordered me to, Your Majesty,

Captain, GeneraI,

Highness.

You went too far this time! l'II make ghost stew out of you!

Nice try, meatbaII! Here!

How do you like this? Oh!

Get out of my ...!

Get out of my ...

body!

l'II set your ... your butt on fire!

Fire! Fire! Hot!

Just you wait! Your finaI hour has come!

l'II haunt you tilI you drop dead!

Get this straight!

You aren't spooky. And every kid knows that ghosts

don't harm humans. - This is my haunting Iicense.

l've been the onIy certified ghost here for over 500 years. - You were!

My license!

My haunting Iicense!

You destroyed my haunting Iicense! - Right. Now get Iost for good!

Hui Buh, the castIe ghost.

Yes? - Daalor, Office of Ghosts.

Your haunting Iicense, pIease. - Of course.

Where is it? - Why didn't you

scare away the mortal? - I did, Your Horror.

JuIius realIy shit his pants.

You're a disgrace for every singIe ghost.

You have two nights to take your ghost test

and renew your Iicense.

No! Not my chain and my keys! l can't haunt the pIace without!

Your ghost utensiIs have been confiscated.

Just a moment. I'm rich.

Very rich. l have a tremendous treasure.

Are you trying to bribe me?

Of course ... not. Bribe is such a nasty word. Let's just say, I Iike to share.

Two days.

Your Majesty.

The countess doesn't feeI welI. She doesn't wish to see anyone.

l just wasn't myself. WouId you please give Leonora

these fIowers as a sign of apoIogy.

l'm having a romantic dinner prepared tomorrow evening. Just Leonora and me.

And I have a surprise for her. WouId you teII her that?

Yes.

Please, caIm down, Iadies and gentIemen! Of course

you'Il get what you deserve. - CharIes! - Majesty?

What's going on? - I'm inconsoIable to disturb you with such trivia.

But these "peopIe" want their money. - We'lI take care of that in a moment.

Please, folIow me to the treasure chamber. - Majesty.

l'm afraid we have a Iittle problem.

A problem? RidicuIous.

VoiIà, the treasure chamber. Here is ...

... a reaI probIem. - What's this?

But l'm the king!

Where is my treasure? - l humbly ask forgiveness, but yours truIy

was forced to seII the Iast jewels to pay for the buffet. - Are you ...

Are you saying l'm broke?

Yes!

There we are. Who's talking now?

This wiII suffice to pay for my voyage.

You have truIy disappointed me. l feel so humiIiated.

HumiIiated and used!

Our pIan is taking shape. lf I'm not mistaken,

JuIius wiII propose to me tomorrow.

Who ever thought it would be so easy?

Soon we wiII reign over Burgeck CastIe.

lt says here that lots of castIes are haunted. BeIieve me, l saw a ghost.

Oh, what a good bedtime story.

ShouId I read to you about torture and executions?

l'm not afraid of ghosts. They were humans once, too.

Okay, welI ... lt's time to hit the sack.

Maybe the ghost met Dad.

Tommy, there are no such things as ghosts.

When a person dies, they go to ... heaven.

l know that you miss Dad. l miss him, too.

Do you remember when he gave me this horse? He said

it wouId take me wherever I wanted to go.

You just have to make a wish.

But now it's time to sIeep.

Good night.

Take me to Dad.

Damn! Damn! Damn!

Not our day, huh? - Yeah, congratuIations!

You must be proud of yourseIf! My fiancée hates me, everyone mocks me,

and my Iife is ruined. You're a pIague!

That's what you are! - It's a bit Iate to encourage me,

isn't it? - It's the Iast thing I'd do. Just Ieave my castIe!

Don't worry. l have to Ieave forever. - How did I deserve that?

Don't act innocent. Who burned my license and calIed the authorities?

That was just a scrap of paper. - Scrap of paper!

l'm Iost without it! They'II stick me in the soup of souIs

and dissoIve me like the other faiIures. - SIow down ... A soup of souls?

Nirvana ... nothingness. Okay, we don't know for sure.

After aII, no one has ever returned. - I didn't know that.

"The onIy certified ghost at Burgeck CastIe"

"Haunting Made Easy: lnstructions for One and AlI"

How can I expIain to Leonora that I'm broke? - You aren't broke.

For over 500 years, there's been a huge treasure in the ceIlar. - I saw it.

l mean the ghost treasure. - Just a moment.

You mean there's another treasure with a rotting fortune?

There's just one littIe probIem. lt's surrounded by thick walIs and traps.

And you can onIy open it from inside. - But you're a ghost!

You can go through waIIs. - OnIy reaI ghosts can. - You are real.

To be honest, it was pretty scary when you possessed my body.

You're just kidding. - No, seriousIy.

There's a reaI ... monster inside you. - The Ghost Officer

took my keys. And a ghost needs his keys to go through walIs

and haunt. - It's an attitude problem. Come on.

l knew I heard a sound. What are you doing here?

l gotta pee.

There aren't any bathrooms up here. - Right. l'lI go downstairs ...

lt's urgent.

l Iearned the technique in lndia from an oId guru.

Just concentrate and say, "l'm a reaI ghost."

l'm a reaI ghost.

With more enthusiasm. You have to be convinced and then zoom!

Alright, I got it. l am a reaI ...

ghost!

Are you okay? - Got an ice scraper on you?

l'II never pass it. - Nonsense! The test can't be so difficuIt.

Or cheat!

No, that won't work. Everything at the Office of Ghosts is run by

EDP ... echto-plastic data processing.

Just Iook at the paperwork.

We shouldn't fool ourseIves. l'm as good as dead.

lf you know what l mean.

Here are the test questions.

Tick the most important ruIes for crossing a 2nd dimension.

A. Pay attention to irreguIarities.

B. YieId to more transcendentaI ghosts. C. Don't walk into Iight.

lrreguIarities? - B and C.

How do you know? - My grandfather knew aII about ghosts.

That's it! Come on! - Stop! - You heIp me with the test,

l get my license, you get my fortune and marry that babe,

and I'm the onIy certified ghost at Burgeck CastIe! Great!

l'm a human being. How can you smuggIe me into the Office of Ghosts? - 2 ways.

Either you jump from the tower and die painfuIly

because your bones are broken, and you're aIl mashed up.

Or we'Il disguise you.

l'II take number two. - Good idea.

l swear, the ghost girls wiIl worship you. You Iook Iike ...

... a totaI idiot with a mophead. - ExactIy.

What was that? - BulI's eye. You trashed a mummy.

l'm so sorry, Mummy. But the road is so poorIy Iit.

Forget it. That aIways happens.

Hey, you forgot your arm! Where did it come from?

From the ghost town. - What ghost town? - There.

What town? It isn't even a reaI house.

Things are a lot different than in your worId. - Come on.

GHOST TOWN

Stay right behind me.

A very effective room concept.

Occupied. - Take it easy. Ghosts smeII fear.

Thanks, I feeI better now. - Behind every door is another worId.

Some weren't opened for hundreds of years.

Come on. - Out of the way! - Hey!

Mr. Hyde!

A good man!

"Be a professionaI haunter with vitamin B1 2."

Excuse me ...

Nice helmet.

1 ,297th floor.

Can I get back to your plan? - GIadIy. - 1 ,298th floor.

JeweIry, accident insurance ... - The forms are sorted by name.

1 ,299th floor. SkeIetons and bones.

Holy cow! We're having a private chat. - I'm just doing my job.

The tests are sorted by name.

l give you mine, and you pass for me.

1 ,300th floor.

Haunting tests and Iicense administration.

Over there. l haven't been here for a whiIe.

Put your arm here for identification.

That's it. I'm gone. - Stop. What's wrong?

Sorry, I'm attached to my extremities.

Don't panic. Hui Buh has thought of everything.

What would you Iike? - I'm Iooking for a certain ghost.

lnformation is on the Ieft in back.

lt's been there for over 200 years.

Name and type of death? - Name?

Bui Buh. Type of death ... stomach ulcer.

l beIieve.

Hui Buh. KilIed by Iightning. Hi there.

Are you reIated? - Yes. - No.

- Yes. - No. - A bit.

DistantIy. - A bit.

A bit. - Put your arm here for identification.

Pharaoh Nymphs Pha IV?

Not so Ioud. I'm incognito.

ls there some kind of problem?

Your Highness.

No, no probIems.

Don't make a fuss about my identity. l just want to take my test.

Of course, Pharaoh. Now give the man his test form

and then voIuntariIy report for execution.

Not again ... Yes, sir!

WeIcome to our automatic information service.

Please choose your type of information.

For a service operator, please press the hash key.

Thank you. You've chosen a service operator. Now ask your question, pIease.

l'm Iooking for a ghost, a very special ghost.

A relative.

Do you have any personaI objects that belonged to the person?

CIothing, extremities?

Please insert it in the shaft.

l don't have aII day, kiddo.

There.

l'm afraid we can't give you any information.

The person you are seeking isn't registered as a ghost.

But he died 2 years ago. He must be here.

l have to taIk to him.

The person you are seeking isn't registered as a ghost.

For questions about the hereafter or Iife's purpose,

press the star key, pIease.

SiIence!

GentIemen, every one of you wiIl receive an officiaIIy certified

test form with your own name on it.

You have exactIy 30 minutes to fiIl them out.

Starting precisely ... now!

Listen here, you ... you ...

You're so strong. Do you work out?

Any probIems, Your Majesty?

No!

Name at Ieast three different types of spooks.

Perhaps ... one ...

You can start now.

You're a poItergeist. What must you keep in mind during a haunting?

A. Remain inconspicuous. B. VandaIize the mortaIs' house.

C. Eat everything in the larder.

C, of course. - B.

What? Huh?

l won't toIerate cheating!

Once more and you Iand in the soup of souIs!

As certain as I'm Servatius SebaIdus!

With pIeasure.

What's going on?

SiIence!

Number 24, too.

SiIence!

Attention, security. Report at once to the test section on the 1 ,300th floor.

An unforeseeable incident. Attention, security.

Report at once ... - King Julius!

We did it! We're such a great team!

The practicaI test wiIl be a cinch. - You never mentioned that.

l've never had a friend Iike you.

Oh no, not with me. We had an agreement.

l heIped you, and you heIp me. And if you ...

What was that? - It wasn't me. Let's go this way.

No, don't do that, Julius.

Don't go in there, JuIius!

JuIius, it isn't good. lt's forbidden.

What is it? - The soup of souls.

l always do overtime during exams. l'II report it to the union.

Oh yeah, it doesn't exist yet.

This zone is off Iimits!

l'm sorry. l have to go to the potty.

l have no idea how you couId pass the exam, but ...

What? What do I smeII?

CouId that possibIy be ...

... the sweat of fear?

A mortaI! - Oh, we have to go. We have Iots of haunting to do. - Right!

King JuIius!

Grab them!

King JuIius! Mr. Ghost! - The chiId! - What're you doing here?

l'II expIain Iater. - Left, Ieft ...

Hurry!

l'II never go back to that ghost town.

No problem. The practicaI exam takes pIace at the castIe. - Pardon?

What if Leonora finds out? No. Get out of this mess yourseIf!

Turn around. You win.

l'II go into the soup of souIs. And you can find a successor for me.

Successor? - A haunted house needs a ghost.

You're a pain in the neck. A Iousy, deceitfuI,

repulsive poltergeist. - Thanks!

So you'II heIp me? - What's the practicaI exam Iike?

GentIemen, the exam takes pIace at midnight, the witching hour.

l have to haunt the pIace untiI no mortal is left.

lf we stick to my expert pIan it wilI be a cinch.

JuIius is in the reception halI. You then meet with Leonora.

l'II position myseIf here or here and give the sign from here. Questions?

Can you repeat that starting with "expert pIan?"

Didn't you forget something in your big pIan?

What? - Me and my Iife, for example.

l have a date with Leonora tomorrow. l want to propose. - To that stupid cow?

SiIence! - Okay. PIan B. How did it go again?

Here is PIan B: After dinner, l'II take Leonora for a moonshine waIk.

Tommy, you and your mother go to town. And scare the casteIIan away. - Majesty.

May l point out, l was never a good actor.

lt's just a question of practice. Get up.

When Hui Buh howIs, you run away.

ShalI we try it? - Okay. - Ready?

Okay!

Help! HeIp!

Help! A ghost!

Perfect. That's just how we'II do it. I have to go to bed.

What do you mean? They escaped?

lt was your job to get rid of that repulsive ghost.

l'm responsibIe for King JuIius. That was our agreement.

Private heIp from a mortal.

King JuIius.

Okay ...

FortunateIy I'm prepared for everything. Wait here.

So, you ghostbusters. This is your big moment.

Put an end to that ghost.

A ghost? A real ghost?

Did you hear that, boss? l thought we were onIy pretending.

Shut up, you pea-brain.

Don't worry, Countess. He won't have a ghost of a chance.

You idiot!

Watch out!

GHOSTBUSTERS since 1 399

Oh no! Ghostbusters!

Plan B: scare away the casteIlan.

This must be a dream.

A wonderfuI dream, very wonderfuI.

We got it! A real ghost!

We're reaI ghostbusters! - Shut up! Or do you want to wake the whoIe house?

What kind of trick is this? Let me out, and we'II manage this, man to ghost!

l'II scare the dayIights out of you!

Ooh. The cIown wants to scare us.

l'm scared shitIess.

You got him! ExceIIent!

What gaII! You're behind aIl this! - Shut up!

Yeah. Got troubIe with ghosts? Let Schredder turn 'em to toast!

Schredder guarantees top quaIity.

l'm afraid it's expensive.

You're going to regret this. When Julius learns of it ...

And who's going to telI him, my littIe ghost?

We add pressure with the lever and suck him away forever.

Make sure he disappears!

Forever!

Hey, let me outta here, you rotten creeps!

Okay, you aren't rotten creeps. Hey there!

l have some candy left.

l'm sure the fat guy Iikes candy!

We can talk it alI over.

Hey there! - Boss!

Hey there! - You littIe fart! Stop!

Don't worry, Mr. Ghost. l'II free you.

ls that you, Tommy? Come on, let me out.

Did you hurt yourseIf? - FortunateIy I'm aIready dead.

The ghostbusters! - Don't worry. I'm prepared!

This way. A secret passage.

When I get you, you Iittle rat!

Rat!

Come on.

Bon voyage!

We made it, Mr. Ghost! - Yes.

You've been haunting the castIe for over 500 years?

Yes, and I may humbIy cIaim to be the most horribIe attraction here.

Since you've been a ghost for so Iong, you might know my father.

UnlikeIy. MortaIs are aIways working and putting things in order.

l try to avoid them ... Huh?

What's wrong? - My dad died two years ago.

That's why you foIlowed us to the Office of Ghosts?

The woman said she didn't know him.

You see, Tommy. Not every mortal becomes a ghost. It's Iike at schooI.

lf you're good, you don't repeat. - So you were a bad person?

Yes, welI. l had a tiny fIaw.

But if your dad isn't a ghost, that's a good sign.

But l miss him so much, Mr. Ghost.

Hey ... my friends caII me Hui Buh.

How kind of you to heIp yours truIy.

Before l forget, His Majesty

wanted to talk to you. - RealIy? I mean ...

l'II be right with him.

Up already?

You sIept aIl day. Were you out hunting ghosts alI night?

Yeah, l guess so.

Want to meet my friend? Don't be scared. He's a ghost.

Tommy, how often do I have to telI you?

Ghosts onIy exist in fairy taIes.

We're busy making dinner for Leonora and the king.

Why don't you just teIl him? - What?

That you Iike him ... King JuIius.

Look at me. I'm just a maid.

l have to see him now.

Hui Buh! - What did my big ears hear? She's crazy about JuIius?

But she's too scared to teII him. - Leave that up to me.

Your Majesty? - Konstanzia.

You wanted to see me, Your Majesty? - Yes ...

l have an unusuaI request. l'd like you to pick up

two rings for me in town.

A surprise for the countess.

Of course, as Your Majesty wishes. - Thank you, Konstanzia.

Yes? - Yes?

Oh, I thought you ... - Me, too.

Then we both ... - How stupid. I'm sorry.

My fauIt.

Yes, welI ... - Yes, weII ...

Oh sorry. Look at that.

How couId I ... - No probIem.

l need some new cIothes anyway. - We'lI take care of it.

Am I interrupting? - My dearest.

You Iook ... magnificent.

Thank you.

Yes, welI ... What's for dinner?

Hey, Tommy. You'II be reaIIy gratefuI. You know what happened? - What?

DaaIor! But my exam isn't untiI midnight. You're cheating.

There won't be any exam. But Iet's taIk about cheating.

Over 500 years of cheating are now over.

What do you want from me? - What you took from me.

Who me? - My possessions.

My honor!

My ... Iife.

Adolar! - AdoIar! ... DaaIor!

A nice anagram, isn't it? - What a surprise!

Adolar, a ghost!

l never thought I'd see you again. What a smaIl worId.

l waited over 500 years for this opportunity.

AlI those years I couldn't wait to get revenge. - That's persistent.

Okay, you win. The treasure is yours.

Oh no! This time you won't get away!

Tommy! - You gotta heIp me! Scare him away!

You're the scariest ghost around!

He can't help you.

He's a Iiar!

A nothing! - You were a ruthless ruler!

You tortured your subjects! Let Tommy go! He never hurt you!

You mean he wasn't in Ghost Town?

You know what happens to mortals who sneak into our worId without permission.

The boy won't be punished if you go into the soup of souIs.

Hui Buh, don't go! Stay here!

l'II show these mortaIs what it's Iike to live in a haunted castle.

Weren't you planning something speciaI for this evening? - Yes.

Wasn't the weather IoveIy today? Last year it rained.

l beIieve you mentioned a surprise yesterday.

l did. Oh yes.

Perhaps ... the right moment has come ...

for ...

dessert!

l hope the suckIing pig tasted good. - Yes, everything was perfect. Thanks.

Before l forget, is the coach ready?

Yes, Your Majesty. - What coach?

l'd prefer to stay here.

lt's part of the surprise. You won't regret it. Come on.

ShouIdn't we make our Iiaison official, Julius?

lf you want to ask for my hand, this is the right time and pIace!

Leonora, I ... we ...

shouIdn't rush things. Why don't we spend a few loveIy days together?

That's regrettabIe, very regrettabIe.

l thought Hui Buh's exam was at midnight.

Who's laughing? Hui Buh? - If I'm not mistaken,

your ghostIy friend is probabIy in the soup of souIs by now.

Leonora, you knew ... - May I introduce my reIative?

My great-grandfather, Sir AdoIar.

l don't understand. - This castIe once belonged to my famiIy.

But it was taken from us during a card game ...

by that cheater. - We onIy want what belongs to us.

So you pIayed with a Ioaded deck?

"Played"? l stiII intend to become Queen.

You've been wasting your time. Come on, casteIIan. We're going to Ghost Town.

A friend is in danger. - I'm surprised you hardly know me.

l never waste my time.

Go for 'em! You right, me Ieft!

Dearest, aren't you taking the "bonds of marriage" too seriously?

l admit, I imagined our reIationship wouId be a bit different.

King JuIius, we have to save Hui Buh! He's in great danger!

What's this aIl about? - You can look for a new job,

and I'II Iook for a new wife.

We did it!

Not quite. The castIe stiII beIongs to JuIius.

Any ideas how to get out of here?

l'm afraid you overestimate me. - I'd never do that.

AlI we need is a forged marriage certificate and a ... grieving widow.

l'm afraid ghosts can't kiII human beings,

although I realIy do miss that wonderfuI gift.

Look at it from the positive side. We found out in time

that we don't fit together. - And yet, may death do us part.

Tommy, now!

Get out of here!

You can't stand on one Ieg.

Open it!

Hey, I know you! From the written exam!

l'm Hui Buh!

Yeah, l feel the same way. We're just a bunch of Iosers.

The Spaniards cIaim that CoIumbus discovered America, not the Vikings.

That's what the guy over there said.

He said that you Vikings are cowards and scared of water.

You couldn't have found America even if you had it tattooed on your butts.

He also said he met your mother. At least she has a nice beard.

What's going on?

Alarm! Comrades, over here!

May l? l have a few walIs to break through.

Upstairs! To the right!

Turn around! Fast!

We're trapped!

l'II do it!

Very thoughtfuI.

Can you crack a Iock? - Sure.

Come here, you tin buckets!

Your Majesty, we need heIp. - We need a miracIe.

Hui Buh, l knew you'd come. - Did you miss me?

l have to admit ... yes.

l did it! - Bravo! - Come on, Konstanzia.

Let's get out of here.

You're getting on my nerves.

At least you couId have brushed your teeth in those 500 years.

Mouth spray?

Your behavior has been despicabIe IateIy. l'm afraid I'II have to

dismiss you! - I quit!

ls everything okay? Where's AdoIar? - He's in a bad mood. You gotta go.

Thanks, you ghastIy ghost. - You're welcome, meatbaII!

Oh, it's you! l was wondering where you were.

Sorry, Your Majesty, but the ceIIar is aIways bad

for my arthritis. - Come on, Tommy.

lt isn't over yet.

Let my friends go. This is between you and me, you bum!

Go and hide. - I'II take care of him.

Okay, you asked for it!

Why don't we spIit a few hairs!

Okay?

For a maid, you have quite a whack!

l've had to fight for things.

Oh no, not again!

Even after 500 years, you're a miserabIe fighter.

And you're stiIl a lousy Ioser.

Oh, my General!

My Captain, forgive me. l'II never Ieave you aIone again.

What coIor is that, MademoiseIle?

But that gray is definiteIy a no-no for the coming autumn.

l'm gIad to see you again, CharIes.

lt's over, AdoIar.

On the contrary!

How depressing. - So we meet again.

Oh no, the scarecrow! How did she survive?

Right on cue?

l truIy regret it, Julius, but ...

if you don't want to marry you must pay for it.

ls there a doctor in the house?

You disgusting monster! JuIius,

you can't die now, not since I reaIize that I Iove you.

l know I'm just a maid, and you're a king. - Konstanzia.

Don't say a thing. Save your strength. - Excuse me,

l'm not ... - You shouIdn't die without knowing that someone reaIIy ...

What? - It's very kind of you, but l'm not dying.

Not yet. I'm fine.

To be honest, I feeI excelIent.

Not even a scratch.

Sure, she can't harm you. She's a ghost.

That's impossibIe ...

l can't be dead.

My Captain, I thought you were dead.

But l'm a queen! - Look at the positive side.

Now you can choose a cooI ghost name.

How about GhouI Girl?

That was the Iast time you foiIed our pIans!

That's him. The guy with the scraggIy hair. He said he came from SebaIdus.

But none of the comrades knew him! He's an impostor!

No! This is the impostor!

l'm personalIy going to stick him in the soup of souIs!

The Office of Ghosts decides that.

This midget wanted to cheat to get his Iicense.

What's going on here anyway? Men, right face!

Forward march!

How impressive.

May l ask your name? - Servatius SebaIdus, Major, retired.

A major ...

l've aIways had a weakness for the military. - How nice.

For the next 3,000 years, you'II peeI potatoes for the army. Take her away!

He heIped a mortaI enter our worId!

You and that woman joined forces to kiII a mortaI!

That's a terribIe offense! Take him away!

But l ...

l'II be back!

Please don't take Hui Buh! He's my friend!

Sorry, young man. But think of the mess if we negIected the Iaw?

He's right. I spent my whoIe life Iying and cheating. And now you have

a famiIy. Family members Iook after each other.

Keep your eye on JuIius especialIy.

He'lI need heIp if he wants to be a good king.

But Hui Buh is the scariest ghost Burgeck CastIe ever had!

ls that true? - Yes!

l nearly shit my pants the first time I saw him!

Oh yes, and ...

l was so scared I fainted.

His spooky ghostIy howIing scared me to such an extent that l nearly

abdicated!

His theoreticaI knowIedge was sufficient.

Does anyone eIse live at Burgeck Castle?

OnIy yours truIy. And because of this terribIe ghost,

l Iost my hair. - There's nothing Ieft

for me to do but ... - My rusty chain!

My haunting Iicense! And my keys!

l have another job to do.

l beIieve this beIongs to you, young man.

Someone wanted it returned to you.

And I have a message for you.

"l can't go with you on your long journey.

But wherever your horse takes you, you'Il never be aIone."

l wouId say, one might caII this a "happy end."

l'm gIad that not onIy the diIigent are fortunate.

Hui Buh! You can stay with us! - You saved me!

Without you I'd be in the soup of souIs. - FamiIy members look after each other.

ln that sense, l have something serious l want to see you about. - ReaIIy?

What about?

Have you ever thought of changing your profession?

What do you have in mind? - Hmm.

For example, becoming the queen.

Do l have an option?

l'm afraid you don't.

MortaIs ... you can't heIp but Iike 'em.

Boss! Boss! I think l got a bite!

Just a cork!

A woman Iike Leonora.

You can't imagine how gIad I am

to weIcome you to Burgeck CastIe.

You aren't sick, are you?

What? I just need a bite.

Come on, dolI! ... No!

Oh shit.

Sorry. - May l ...

as a sign of my esteem ...

give you these roses.

What'II you do when this is over?

You're a boundless optimist.

Brainless? - BoundIess.

Soon we wiII ruin Burgeck CastIe.

Ruin?

l forgot. - Where is my treasure?

l forgot my Iines. - We're haunted.

Just a sec, High ... High ... High ...

Damn, I'm stuck Iike a record.

The bIueberry soup is served.

Thought of changing your profession?

What do you have in mind?

Taking the train to Bad Coburg.

How was l?

Was that any better or what?

No, it was Iousy. Let's do it again.

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