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Oh, there was a happy farmer as born he had to be

Had three daughters that he called his family

And a wife who was as pretty as a farmer's wife can be

She fulfilled his every barnyard fantasy

Now the girls were cute and frilly as feisty as lambs

If he hadn't been so busy with his own ecstasy

He'd learn them gals at barnyard fantasies

They would watch the cows and chideons with the bulls and cocks

Learning how to make it the time stayed

'Cause there's more than hugs and kissing to rollin' in the hay

Lots of fun for all in barnyard fantasies

Oh my, she's a pretty one, look at that old gal

There was Fred the hired hand who lusted for them girls

Wanted in the panties of all three

But before our story's over he'll have himself a girl

As he lives through all his barnyard fantasies

Not now, chef, not in the middle of the day

Shit, woman, when I get horny I want what's mine, now we're gonna fuck

You old goat, you never wanna fuck when I do

Besides, I got pies in the oven

Forget them pies, I'm putting the meat in the oven as soon as I spread

your legs

That's better, oh, they're wider, huh? Yeah

Oh, now stop it, stop it, chef

Oh, how can I resist you? That thing is so big and juicy

Yeah, there's no need to talk dirty, just take this tool and put it where

it belongs

Hot damn, I'm hot and ready for it

Slow, man, now take it slow, sex is like bacon

And all depends on how well you grease the pan

Grease hell, a little spitting patience is all it takes

Now here we go

Oh, yeah, feel good?

Oh, my

Life in the old goat, yeah

Oh, my

Oh, yeah, feel good?

Oh, my

Oh, my

Oh, my

Oh, yeah

Oh, my

Oh, my

Oh, my

Chef, enough

I got one more shot in me and a piece of pie and back to work

Oh, my

Now chef

Oh, my

Oh, my

Oh, my

Oh, I can't take it, I just can't

Shit, don't mean nothing, I've watched them fuck plenty of times

Get out of here, Fred Turner

Don't know how to do nothing, always the same way, him on top

Oh, sure, my old bell hero, that'll spoil everything

You can't learn nothing from them

I suppose you could teach us a thing or two

Oh, now you've done it, you will spoil everything

Not quite

Hey, what are you doing?

We're gonna hate you, boss

We're gonna reclaim you

Okay, wise guy, it's your turn

Hey, what are you doing?

We're gonna hate you, boss

We're gonna reclaim you

Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you

Thank you, thank you, thank you

Crazy

Those crazy kids

I think they caught Fred peeking in at the window

Oh no

Oh, relax

They're so innocent they wouldn't know what's going on

Fred, slow down, Fred

What is it?

Oh, Fred

What is it?

Hey

You're going crazy

What is it?

What's that?

Fred

What is it?

Hey, crazy girl

What's going on?

What's going on?

Goddamn

Damn

Damn

Little Freddy

My bell, shut up, Freddy

Later, you wait and see

Ah, the bell, come on

Feets are gonna smell, Fred

Yeah

It's Saturday, I haven't taken a nap

Cute, Fred

I'm tired of being on stage, but I'm full today, you know

Getting a hard hip, though?

Yeah, he is, yeah

Yeah

Bingo

Yeah

Help me out, huh?

Yeah

[Laughter]

[Laughter]

Come on

Oh

Hey, Fred

You just stay there, Fred

My bell, shut up, Freddy

Later, you wait and see

Ah, the bell, come on

[Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Groaning]

[Groaning]

Oh, Fred

Oh

Oh

Oh, Fred, you fucker

Oh, good, Fred

That's real good

[Laughter]

[Laughter]

Oh, I do say

Oh, Fred, you're really getting a bell

[Laughter]

Oh, Fred, you're getting a bell

Oh, oh

Oh, rough neck, you

[Laughter]

You rough neck

Ready to get you, Fred, you just wait

Oh, make a nature out, see, that's what he's good at

[Laughter]

[Laughter]

And Fred, man

[Laughter]

Hey, you're not a freaky

You're not a freaky

Hmm, that's right, Freddy, you eat this, pussy honey

Maybe the last one you're gonna get

Oh, his tongue must be bigger than his packer

That's right

Ride him, Beth, he ride him, fuck him, Beth

I think he's turned into a werewolf, I don't know if he'll show up

or there's something going on down there

I think so

I don't know if he'll bite me

You know I hate you, if you bite me, don't you?

Oh, Fred, we're through with you

We're gonna put you on that old freight train

[Laughter]

Oh, this is so good

[Laughter]

Oh, nice, good

Oh, good, Fred, that's real good

Oh, that's nice, Freddy

I didn't know you could do that

Oh, get him, Beth, get him, that's it, come on, get him, Beth

Oh, oh, that's it, come on, that's it

Oh, yes, yes, Freddy, yes, Freddy

Uh-huh

Yes

I don't know

Oh, I'm gonna come, Beth

I'm coming too

I'm coming

I'm coming, I'm coming

He's coming

He's coming

I'm coming, I'm coming

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Oh, this is so good

Oh, oh, oh, oh

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[Music]

[Music]

Throw him on the floor

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What are you complaining about?

You've wanted to get in our pants ever since you got here

This is just a warning

If you ever try to tell Paul you've seen us watching them

You're just a dreamer, Freddy

But you better just keep on dreaming, honey

'Cause you ate this pussy, but you're never gonna fuck it

And you fucked this pussy, but you ain't never gonna eat it

And we sucked your cock, and next time we're gonna bite it all

Ow

Ow

Ow

Ow, stop that

That's good, honey

Ow

Stop that

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Sorry, harder

I got the fuck you tried

I know you like that

Ow

You're a fucking bitch

Sorry, harder

I got the fuck

Ow

Shhh

Oh

Ow

Stop

Oh, that hurts

That hurts

Oh

Let's stop

Oh

Ow

Stop

And stop

All the ice water's all you're good for, Fred

Nope, let's stop

No whips for you, babe

Just ice water

Ow

Let's go in my hair

No, I don't want to pull your hair

Ow

Stop

Oh, no

You just wait, Fred

There's gonna be more

Yeah, you're gonna have lots and stuff for you, Fred

Ow, stop

You're the worst

Get away

Ow

Stick your finger up in the eye

Ow

Ow

Oh, bring that thing over here, sweetheart

Oh, you get me so hot, sweetie

Some more

I want some more

[Groans]

Oh, you go, Fred

You're chipping these new bitches

I swear I'll get even

I swear I'll get even

Oh, it's like that's really hot

No, it's not

I always wanted to piss on you, honey

Nice hot piss, Fred

Come on, roll over

I'll get even with you, chippy

Yes

You're wet, honey

I swear I'll get even

Oh

Come on, roll over

[Groans]

You chippies, you bitches

I'll get even

I swear I'll get even

That's...

No

[Squeaking]

[Squeaking]

You think that sheriff got the dogs after us yet?

Don't be dumb

They probably don't even know we're gone yet

Yeah, well, they see us though, sure

Because the big fat bribe I gave the guard, that's how

Hey, you hear something?

Yeah

They're coming after us, I tell you, they're coming

Hey, shut up

Them girls, boys

Hampton

Yeah

They're coming from over there

Let's go

[Squeaking]

[Laughs]

[Squeaking]

Come on, Fred

[Laughs]

[Squeaking]

You sorry for this?

I think you turned into a werewolf

I don't know for sure

But there was something going on down there

I think so

As long as you don't bite me

You know, I hate the cheaper bite

We don't get to eat

[Squeaking]

Man, look at all that hot pussy

But you gotta have me some

Yeah, cool it, Pat

They must live near here

We find the house, maybe we find a car

We found the pussy, that's what I need

Candy-ass

We gotta get far away from here

Spell it

[Squeaking]

We'll be plenty of time for a cup

Once we get a bearage

[Squeaking]

[Squeaking]

Where to get you, Fred?

You just wait

[Squeaking]

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Now, Shep, that's enough

It ain't never enough

I got one more shot at me

And then a piece of pie and back to work

God damn pie's probably turned black anyhow

No, it ain't

I shut off the oven before we started

[Squeaking]

You're a wicked man

I guess that's why I love you so much

Give me some more Poon Tang

I need it one more time

It's a real hot mom

Let me get some of that

Okay, okay

Ready, Butch? Go

[Squeaking]

Hey, what the fuck is going on?

No, no, help, Shep

No

What the fuck do you guys think you're doing?

No, no

Shep, stop

Who are you guys?

What's happening?

God damn it

No, no

Take it, ladies

Clean?

Besides, I need to shoot my load

FAT

No, no

[Screaming]

Shep

[Screaming]

Watch it, Pop

Watch it

My friend needs relief

Just ease off and no one gets hurt

Shep, oh my God, help me

Shut up, baby, I found this gun out there

Don't make me use it

[Screaming]

Take it, baby

No, no, no, no, help

[Screaming]

No, no, no

Hey, old man

Just watch your old lady have fun

No

Now you go out and check the car

No

And you see if the girls are still there

Hey, now you're talking

No, no, no, no, no, no, no

Hey, them girls are your daughters

No, no, we ain't got no kids

Don't lie to me, old man

No, no

I told you everything would go all right if everyone

cooperated

[Screaming]

No

[Groaning]

[Groaning]

[Groaning]

[Groaning]

Oh, this is so good

[Groaning]

Oh, man, Joyce, that's so hot

Cut, don't you need some for yourself?

Yeah, I guess so, I'm a little bit dry

[Laughs]

You son of a...

Don't make us hurt you real bad, old man

[Groaning]

[Groaning]

[Groaning]

[Sighs]

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Hey, who's Pa?

I don't know

Pa? Ma? Pa?

It's so quiet

I'll go check the bar

[Screaming]

Come quick

Oh my God, oh my God

Get out all of you, quick, make a run for it

Oh, hurry on, hurry on

No, get out

[Sounds of footsteps]

Hey, Pat, come on out

Look what Butch here got a three little filly

For you

Does that matter?

That's the one I want to take on

What does he mean? What's he going to do?

Get him out on the lawn

[Screaming]

Get him out

[Screaming]

Get the old folks out here

What are you gonna do?

Just have a little fun, Desgauze

Just have a little fun

Okay, just do what I say and nobody gets hurt

All right?

We're gonna have a little fun

We're gonna take you sweeties for a little ride across the state line

And that's all of us to it

We just escaped from the state farm

Convicts?

That ain't a nice word

No, just call us underprivileged

Yeah, we didn't have a happy childhood like you kids

Yeah, we didn't get a chance to play no games

So now we're making up for it now

Oh, Pa, I'm scared

Ain't nothing to be scared of

We're gonna play nice

Like you did down at that pond

What are you talking about, Des?

Lookin' 'bout, honest

They was nude, swimmin'

You know, skinny-diffin'

Hey, yeah, can I dip into some of that skin?

No, you can't

Never say no to it, Desperado

We're just going to play a few games

So let's play Simon Says

Hot damn!

You wanted to play the game so much

Why don't you go ahead and be the leader?

Yeah, yeah

Simon Says

All you guys, take off your pants

Then Simon Says

All you girls, get on your knees

Yeah, come on, you girls, get on your knees and suck our cocks

Yeah, suck our cocks

You heard me, suck that cock

They can

You didn't say Simon Says

Yeah, Simon Says, suck all our cocks

Or else Simon's gonna tell Butch Day to blow your brains out

Get on it, girl

A little low-key

Yeah, okay

Oh, yeah

Ooh, yeah

That's great

Take a big, big hole

Ooh, wow

Oh, yeah, that's great

Don't make me come

Hey, don't you make me come, bitch

Hey, don't make me come yet

Don't make me come again

Oh, baby

Oh, that's great

Oh, I'm gonna go ahead

That's a little

Yeah, okay

Oh, yeah

Ooh, yeah

That's great

Take a big, big hole

Ooh, wow

That's great

Don't make me come again

Oh, baby

Don't make me come, bitch

Don't make me come

Don't make me come

Hey, don't you make me come, bitch

Hey, don't make me come yet

Don't make me come again

Oh, baby

That's great

Oh, that's great

Yeah, oh, wow

Oh, yeah

Yeah, that's great

That's great

That's great

Yeah, oh, wow

Oh, yeah

Yeah

Yeah, okay

Oh, yeah

Ooh, yeah

That's great

Oh, take a big, big hole

Ooh, wow

Oh, yeah, that's great

That's great

Oh, take a big, big hole

Oh, baby

Yeah, that's great

Oh, I'm gonna go ahead

Yeah, oh, wow

Oh, yeah

Yeah, that's great

That's great

Yeah

Simon says, take off your clothes

and spread your legs for action

Come on

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Put on your hands and knees

Come on, Simon says on your hands and knees

and bark like the dogs you are

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Bark, bark, bark

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Now Simon says on your hands and knees

and we'll fuck 'em up to shit you

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Ahh.

Aah!

Move in!

Help!

No!!

No

Ahhh!

Ahh!

Relax.

Aaah!

Ahhh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

, "Ahh!"

Oh!

Don't do that! Please! No!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Mama! Mama!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Please stop!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Oh, no!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Take it, you bitch!

That's it!

Take it off the ass!

Hey! Hey, George!

That's good, huh?

Ahh!

[Screams]

[Crying]

[Crying]

Oh!

You're so good!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh, it's good!

Oh!

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh!

Oh!

[Crying]

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Mama!

Mama!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

[Screams]

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

[Coughing]

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh, stop it!

[Screams]

[Screams]

[Screams]

[Screams]

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Sal!

Please, Carl!

Oh! No!

(sobbing)

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Oh! Oh!

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Oh, no!

(sobbing)

Oh, stop it!

(sobbing continues)

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No!

Stop!

Where is Carl?

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Oh, no!

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Oh, no!

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All right, you sons of bitches!

Get off!

Now, take it easy, buddy.

Hey, that's the guy they pissed on.

Right, thank God!

Get away from me, you cunts!

Get over there with your parents!

And you guys stay right where you are!

Fred, we better call the sheriff right away.

(laughing)

I told you I'd get even.

Nobody humiliates Fred Ternow and gets away with it.

Fred, what in God's name are you doing?

Shut up!

Fred, have you gone crazy?

These guys are scapegoats.

Keep covered, I'll get the rope and we'll time out.

Now, just give me the gun.

You want to play games?

Well, now I hold all the trumps.

Don't!

Don't move any of you!

That includes you too, chef.

I've hated you all so long, this is gonna be a pleasure.

Chef, I want you to fuck Martha.

Excuse me, Simon says you gotta fuck Martha.

She spends half the time watching you fucking the old lady.

She wants you to know what it feels like.

(laughing)

(laughing)

Oh, gosh, this is funny.

This is funny only to me.

(laughing)

Oh, gosh, this is funny.

(laughing)

Oh, shit!

All right, does anybody else doubt that I'm in business?

That guy's cuckoo!

Kate, get over here.

Simon says you can suck my cock.

And it better be good.

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(grunting)

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(grunting)

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Martha, suck your paws, dick!

You heard me, suck it!

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(laughing)

That's good.

(grunting)

(grunting)

(grunting)

(grunting)

(grunting)

(grunting)

I'm sorry, gentlemen.

I'm really sorry.

(grunting)

(grunting)

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You bastard!

(grunting)

(grunting)

(grunting)

Now don't try to fake it, chef.

You better get your rocks off.

And you keep that until you shoot.

(grunting)

(grunting)

Pull it out so I can see that you can shoot your load with your baby girl.

'Cause if you don't, I'm gonna blow your brains out.

And Kate's too, if she don't make me come.

(grunting)

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(sobbing)

(sobbing)

You're a lousy cock, sucker Kate.

But I'll forgive you.

Beth, get over here and make the come off your mother's face.

(sobbing)

It's not what Simon says anymore.

It's Fred said.

That's good girl.

(mumbling)

That's it.

Eat your mommy's pussy.

That's a good girl.

Oh, that's a good girl.

Your mom loves that.

I can believe that.

That's it. Keep sucking on the titties.

Keep going.

Eat your mom.

Come on, I wanna see some action here.

Let's go, girl.

All right, Martha.

Climb up and sit on your mother's face.

Come on, let's move.

Do it. Now!

I don't wanna hear no bawling.

Just do what I say.

Come on.

That's it. Now eat out your daughter.

That's a good...

Good mommy, you are.

And you have your pretty, pretty little daughters.

All sucking and feeling your tip.

Doesn't that feel good, mama?

Mmm?

That's a good...

Good girl.

That's the way to do it.

Keep it up.

That's it. Get that tongue in there, mama.

Good girl.

That's the way.

You keep sucking your mother's cunt, too, bitch.

I'm watching you.

That's it.

All right.

Way to go.

You guys can get in on this.

And see your platters on these bitches.

You're calling the shots, friend.

I had to take a leak anyway.

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Help!

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No!

Help!

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