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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,089 --> 00:00:09,926 Yes. Check. Ah. 2 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:12,887 Yes, the mic was off. 3 00:00:14,764 --> 00:00:17,475 He meets the pied piper As he dies in the cipher 4 00:00:17,642 --> 00:00:20,478 Nobody can save him His wackness has no cure 5 00:00:20,645 --> 00:00:22,605 Prepare yourself for a new low 6 00:00:22,772 --> 00:00:25,775 Battling me is as hard As licking your own elbow 7 00:00:26,025 --> 00:00:28,236 Your mom's a drug-dealing outlaw 8 00:00:28,402 --> 00:00:30,947 When they handed out dicks You drew the shortest straw 9 00:00:31,113 --> 00:00:33,699 You've never even had A girl in your bed 10 00:00:33,950 --> 00:00:35,910 Must be because of That mop on your head 11 00:00:36,160 --> 00:00:38,704 My name is MC Wumme And you'd better scram 12 00:00:38,955 --> 00:00:41,958 Because I've got a gun And it goes bam, bam, bam 13 00:00:42,124 --> 00:00:44,377 MC Wumme, we've all heard the rumor 14 00:00:44,627 --> 00:00:47,046 His girl's so hairy She needs a dog groomer 15 00:00:47,296 --> 00:00:49,674 I've won twice, Going for the hat trick 16 00:00:49,924 --> 00:00:52,260 You look like a poodle that got sick 17 00:00:57,348 --> 00:00:59,308 Yeah! 18 00:01:01,352 --> 00:01:03,646 Give it up for Stello! 19 00:01:06,774 --> 00:01:10,361 Or for MC Wumme. 20 00:01:12,905 --> 00:01:15,700 Stello, to the final! 21 00:01:18,452 --> 00:01:21,454 Give it up one last time for MC Wumme. 22 00:01:21,455 --> 00:01:22,707 Give it up one last time for MC Wumme. 23 00:01:25,501 --> 00:01:27,587 Are you ready for the final? 24 00:01:29,171 --> 00:01:30,673 Guys, I can't hear you. 25 00:01:32,758 --> 00:01:36,470 Okay. Masked man, come to the stage. 26 00:01:41,767 --> 00:01:44,395 - Kid, your mic's over there. - Mask off! 27 00:01:44,562 --> 00:01:47,064 He can't find his mic! 28 00:01:47,982 --> 00:01:51,235 - Kid, are you nervous? - Yes. 29 00:01:51,861 --> 00:01:55,406 He's a little bit nervous. Be nice to him please. 30 00:01:55,573 --> 00:01:58,951 Kid, your first time and straight to the final. 31 00:01:59,118 --> 00:02:01,871 If you win, that silly mask is coming off. 32 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:06,792 Come up with a decent name next time. 33 00:02:06,959 --> 00:02:09,587 Or I'll call you "Poor Man's Sido." 34 00:02:20,681 --> 00:02:21,974 Aha, aha 35 00:02:22,892 --> 00:02:24,352 Check, check, check 36 00:02:25,603 --> 00:02:27,438 Children under 16 not permitted 37 00:02:27,688 --> 00:02:30,650 This kid must know He'll soon be outwitted 38 00:02:31,108 --> 00:02:33,235 Shorty knows He's about to get dissed 39 00:02:33,402 --> 00:02:35,863 Next time pick Someone my age from the list 40 00:02:36,572 --> 00:02:38,449 Gandalf's home So you got first dibs 41 00:02:38,699 --> 00:02:42,036 Dude, my parents Are as old as your kids 42 00:02:42,286 --> 00:02:43,954 Don't tell the nurse where you've been 43 00:02:44,205 --> 00:02:47,249 It's about time you returned Your Hitler Youth pin 44 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:49,669 As | go on Spitting out bar after bar 45 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:52,004 This pygmy keeps mentioning the war 46 00:02:52,254 --> 00:02:54,006 Anyway, you're much too yellow 47 00:02:54,423 --> 00:02:57,927 You still play with Legos Oh, go fuck yourself 48 00:02:58,094 --> 00:02:59,512 What a lousy rhyme 49 00:02:59,762 --> 00:03:02,431 Watch out for kidney stones You're past your prime 50 00:03:02,682 --> 00:03:05,685 I make you look stupid And you howl like an animal 51 00:03:05,935 --> 00:03:08,270 To find ignition You need a driver's manual 52 00:03:08,521 --> 00:03:10,606 Oh, ah, Stello's on the mic 53 00:03:10,856 --> 00:03:13,275 I'm gonna whack this kid 'Cause it's time 54 00:03:13,526 --> 00:03:15,736 What do you want from me? 55 00:03:15,986 --> 00:03:18,698 I've got the best lines And a big-ass schlong 56 00:03:18,948 --> 00:03:21,117 Gramps, time to shove off, man 57 00:03:21,367 --> 00:03:23,661 Your dick's so tiny It's an internal organ 58 00:03:23,911 --> 00:03:26,706 You're so dumb you're studying medicine 59 00:03:26,956 --> 00:03:30,000 Because you want to be Thomas Edison 60 00:03:37,675 --> 00:03:40,677 Yo, yo, yo! I think we have a surprise winner today. 61 00:03:40,678 --> 00:03:41,846 Yo, yo, yo! I think we have a surprise winner today. 62 00:03:42,012 --> 00:03:44,390 But it's up to you to decide. 63 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:46,434 Give it up for Stello. 64 00:03:47,852 --> 00:03:49,353 Masked man? 65 00:03:50,438 --> 00:03:52,314 Masked man! 66 00:03:52,481 --> 00:03:55,025 Guys, how awesome was that? 67 00:03:55,276 --> 00:03:58,529 Right, who's ready to see the kid's baby face? 68 00:03:58,696 --> 00:04:00,448 Off with the mask, dude! 69 00:04:18,924 --> 00:04:20,801 Yes! 70 00:04:29,018 --> 00:04:30,895 Cyril! 71 00:04:31,854 --> 00:04:34,523 - Cyril? - I'm not ready yet. 72 00:04:34,690 --> 00:04:36,859 - Did you oversleep? - Go away! 73 00:04:38,527 --> 00:04:41,405 - You've got to be kidding me. - Hm? 74 00:04:43,616 --> 00:04:46,118 Get out right now or you'll miss the bus! 75 00:04:46,368 --> 00:04:49,997 - I'm sick! - Darling, it's called puberty. 76 00:04:52,208 --> 00:04:56,170 I don't want to go on the school trip. Can't we say I have a toothache? 77 00:04:56,420 --> 00:05:00,257 No, let's tell Ms. Reimann you're having your period. 78 00:05:04,261 --> 00:05:06,722 - What's up? - He doesn't want to come out. 79 00:05:06,972 --> 00:05:10,309 Let him play with himself. It's normal at his age. 80 00:05:10,559 --> 00:05:12,603 Is that so, Dr. Ruth? 81 00:05:12,853 --> 00:05:15,564 I could hardly keep my hands off little Bernd. 82 00:05:16,982 --> 00:05:19,735 Neither could you, filthy little pig. 83 00:05:19,902 --> 00:05:23,113 I can hear your embarrassing sex jokes in here! 84 00:05:23,364 --> 00:05:25,950 You are one of our embarrassing sex jokes! 85 00:05:26,116 --> 00:05:28,452 I didn't ask to be born. 86 00:05:28,702 --> 00:05:31,121 Deal with it! It's too late to abort. 87 00:05:31,288 --> 00:05:33,874 Come on! Hurry up. It'll be fun. 88 00:05:34,041 --> 00:05:35,793 It'll be loads of fun! 89 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:39,672 Berlin is awesome and all your friends are coming. 90 00:05:41,006 --> 00:05:42,341 What friends? 91 00:05:44,927 --> 00:05:45,970 Cyril. 92 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:49,098 What did we say about sweet cereals? 93 00:05:49,348 --> 00:05:51,433 - Not out of the box. - Thank you. 94 00:05:53,477 --> 00:05:56,230 Fipsie, we've got to go. Time for school. 95 00:05:58,566 --> 00:06:02,319 Wow! Your backpack sure is heavy today. 96 00:06:02,486 --> 00:06:05,488 Hey! Have fun in Berlin. It'll be great, and if it isn't... 97 00:06:05,489 --> 00:06:06,782 Hey! Have fun in Berlin. It'll be great, and if it isn't... 98 00:06:07,283 --> 00:06:10,578 - You'll come get me? - ...it's your own fault. 99 00:06:11,370 --> 00:06:13,038 Eskimo kiss! 100 00:06:15,541 --> 00:06:17,459 - Let's go, Fipsie. - Bye. 101 00:06:17,626 --> 00:06:20,379 - Bye. - Bye, Fipsie. I'll pick you up. 102 00:06:20,838 --> 00:06:22,923 Bye! Bye. 103 00:06:29,179 --> 00:06:31,348 - Shall I take you to the bus? - No way! 104 00:06:31,599 --> 00:06:33,434 Do I embarrass you? 105 00:06:35,436 --> 00:06:38,314 - No way, Mom. - But I can give you this, right? 106 00:06:47,489 --> 00:06:49,575 Ehm... What is this, Mom? 107 00:06:49,825 --> 00:06:52,995 YOLO! I lost my virginity on a class trip too. 108 00:06:53,245 --> 00:06:54,580 TMI! 109 00:06:55,164 --> 00:06:58,542 And please stop using teenager acronyms. 110 00:06:58,792 --> 00:07:02,421 You don't even know how to use that. Pay attention now. 111 00:07:02,588 --> 00:07:04,673 - Mom, please! - This is important. 112 00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:07,926 Look. Hold this little hollow tip between your fingers. 113 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:09,178 Look. Hold this little hollow tip between your fingers. 114 00:07:09,428 --> 00:07:11,722 You can work it into foreplay. Look. 115 00:07:11,889 --> 00:07:12,932 Look! 116 00:07:13,432 --> 00:07:17,144 Now any time I see a condom I'll think of my mom with a banana. 117 00:07:17,394 --> 00:07:19,146 Thank you. 118 00:07:20,648 --> 00:07:23,359 Cyril, wait up! Cyril! 119 00:07:23,984 --> 00:07:27,029 - I just want you to be prepared. - For what? 120 00:07:28,447 --> 00:07:31,449 I've never had a girlfriend, and won't get one with this doorknob. 121 00:07:31,450 --> 00:07:32,618 I've never had a girlfriend, and won't get one with this doorknob. 122 00:07:33,118 --> 00:07:36,455 When you were young I guess a big schnoz didn't matter. 123 00:07:36,622 --> 00:07:39,249 You just can't look this shitty anymore. 124 00:07:39,416 --> 00:07:40,960 Thank you. 125 00:07:41,210 --> 00:07:43,128 This crap is hard enough already. 126 00:07:43,379 --> 00:07:46,423 It doesn't help when my own mother starts giving me 127 00:07:46,590 --> 00:07:48,300 oral sex lessons to boot! 128 00:07:48,550 --> 00:07:51,679 Okay, sorry! Since when can't you take a joke? 129 00:07:51,929 --> 00:07:54,807 - I have to go! - I love you, you ass! 130 00:08:00,896 --> 00:08:03,273 - Good morning. - Good morning. 131 00:08:04,650 --> 00:08:08,362 - Hello, Ms. Reimann. - Cyril, it's about time. 132 00:08:08,529 --> 00:08:10,364 Ready for Berlin? 133 00:08:11,532 --> 00:08:14,785 - Lisa, why all the luggage? - I need some choice. 134 00:08:14,952 --> 00:08:18,163 And one is empty, because I'm going shopping! 135 00:08:18,414 --> 00:08:21,542 We're going to see Prussian cultural heritage, 136 00:08:21,709 --> 00:08:23,502 not to shoot Project Runway! 137 00:08:24,294 --> 00:08:27,297 - Maybe you are. - Ready for Berlin? 138 00:08:27,798 --> 00:08:31,677 I know one thing, after this trip I'm taking sick leave. 139 00:08:31,844 --> 00:08:33,595 I wanted to do that today. 140 00:08:33,846 --> 00:08:37,433 - Still standing there? Get in? - Let's go to Berlin! 141 00:08:39,351 --> 00:08:41,353 At least your nose got in on time. 142 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:45,065 - Where do you get your nose hair mowed? - I almost laughed. 143 00:08:45,315 --> 00:08:48,777 When your conk left home you could see it on Google Earth. 144 00:08:49,028 --> 00:08:50,487 Titti's sitting here. 145 00:08:54,867 --> 00:08:56,535 Thank you. 146 00:08:56,785 --> 00:08:59,371 - Titti's sitting there too. - No, she's not. 147 00:08:59,621 --> 00:09:01,582 Smell my thoughts, Gonzo. 148 00:09:01,832 --> 00:09:05,669 We don't want to have your snot attacks in our necks. 149 00:09:10,841 --> 00:09:12,468 Sorry, is that seat taken? 150 00:09:17,097 --> 00:09:18,974 Thanks. 151 00:09:20,601 --> 00:09:22,102 Lissi! 152 00:09:25,898 --> 00:09:27,483 Test, test. 153 00:09:30,402 --> 00:09:33,280 Cyril, why are you standing around again? 154 00:09:33,530 --> 00:09:35,908 Please sit down already! 155 00:09:36,075 --> 00:09:39,328 Take the boxes with the info materials off the seat. 156 00:09:39,578 --> 00:09:41,413 Sit down. 157 00:09:43,457 --> 00:09:46,585 Now, I hope this excursion to Berlin 158 00:09:46,752 --> 00:09:50,089 proceeds in a somewhat civilized manner. 159 00:09:50,881 --> 00:09:53,717 If you have questions, ask Mr. Schissler. 160 00:09:53,884 --> 00:09:56,095 Only ask me in an emergency. 161 00:09:56,345 --> 00:09:58,722 - I have an important question! - Ask Mr. Schissler. 162 00:09:58,889 --> 00:10:01,058 What's the bus's Wi-Fi password? 163 00:10:01,892 --> 00:10:04,645 Dear kids, I regret to inform you... 164 00:10:04,895 --> 00:10:06,814 Mr. Schissler, show respect! 165 00:10:07,064 --> 00:10:08,774 Right. People... 166 00:10:09,024 --> 00:10:12,611 I have to inform you that this bus doesn't have Wi-Fi. 167 00:10:12,861 --> 00:10:15,280 Can we set up a hot spot? I've used up my data. 168 00:10:15,531 --> 00:10:18,033 I need a charger. My battery's dying. 169 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:21,745 Shit! I have to get off! My selfie stick is in my suitcase! 170 00:10:21,995 --> 00:10:24,915 - Ehm, well... - Listen up! 171 00:10:25,082 --> 00:10:27,626 If you're just going to play with your phones 172 00:10:27,876 --> 00:10:30,379 I'm going to change my tune! Got it? 173 00:10:30,546 --> 00:10:32,798 Right. We're leaving now. 174 00:10:40,889 --> 00:10:42,599 What the hell was that? 175 00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:49,314 - I'm not going! - Please open the door. 176 00:10:50,232 --> 00:10:52,985 Hands off me! I'm not getting on it! 177 00:10:54,611 --> 00:10:56,613 Are you nuts? I'm ill, asshole! 178 00:10:56,864 --> 00:11:00,284 Mentally ill! I'll have you committed if you don't get on! 179 00:11:00,534 --> 00:11:02,161 - Hello! - Fuck you! 180 00:11:04,037 --> 00:11:05,455 She was to come next week. 181 00:11:05,706 --> 00:11:08,708 There was a misunderstanding. My daughter got the date wrong. 182 00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:10,252 There was a misunderstanding. My daughter got the date wrong. 183 00:11:10,419 --> 00:11:13,421 Would you please take her anyway? We'll deal with the finances later. 184 00:11:13,422 --> 00:11:15,257 Would you please take her anyway? We'll deal with the finances later. 185 00:11:15,424 --> 00:11:18,969 - I'll transfer the money now. - Yes. Welcome aboard. 186 00:11:19,219 --> 00:11:21,263 - Ready for Berl... - Enough. 187 00:11:22,306 --> 00:11:26,226 Hey, honey. It'll be great in Berlin. 188 00:11:26,476 --> 00:11:29,354 - Go die. - Oh, screw off! 189 00:11:29,605 --> 00:11:31,982 Goodbye, Mr. Klement. 190 00:11:34,902 --> 00:11:36,195 Listen up! 191 00:11:36,445 --> 00:11:39,323 This is Roxane, your new classmate. 192 00:11:39,573 --> 00:11:42,284 Welcome. Would you like to say something? 193 00:11:43,493 --> 00:11:45,204 Hello. Call me Roxy. 194 00:11:45,454 --> 00:11:48,165 Why are you joining in the middle of the year? 195 00:11:48,332 --> 00:11:50,751 I got kicked out of boarding school in England. 196 00:11:50,918 --> 00:11:54,922 Foxy, your mouth is pretty big. How many nuts can you fit in it? 197 00:11:55,172 --> 00:11:58,425 No idea. How many nuts can you fit in your big trap? 198 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:03,805 - She's hot! - She's the one from the closet. 199 00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:06,433 I heard she knows a thing or two about nuts. 200 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:08,185 Huh, what do you mean? 201 00:12:08,352 --> 00:12:11,563 - The girl from the closet. - That's her? 202 00:12:11,813 --> 00:12:14,191 Oh, my God! 203 00:12:19,988 --> 00:12:22,074 -May 1?7 -Hm? 204 00:12:22,324 --> 00:12:24,243 - May I sit down here? - Sure. 205 00:12:30,207 --> 00:12:33,502 - What? - You were almost too late. 206 00:12:33,752 --> 00:12:37,130 That was the idea. I even pretended to have shingles. 207 00:12:37,839 --> 00:12:40,259 Looks more like flea bites. 208 00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:45,264 - Shit. - I tried with a toothache. 209 00:12:45,514 --> 00:12:48,308 That worked out pretty well then. 210 00:12:49,643 --> 00:12:51,561 May 1? 211 00:12:52,312 --> 00:12:55,399 - Cool! I listen to them too. - Thank God! 212 00:12:55,649 --> 00:12:57,484 Finally someone I can talk to. 213 00:12:58,652 --> 00:13:00,696 Why? Do you always get bullied? 214 00:13:01,154 --> 00:13:02,572 No. 215 00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:06,576 They'd just rather I didn't exist. 216 00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:08,287 Why? 217 00:13:08,537 --> 00:13:11,039 They, like, think I don't know what's, like, cool. 218 00:13:11,206 --> 00:13:14,459 'Cause I'm like, literally psycho. You know? 219 00:13:14,626 --> 00:13:17,254 Yo, man. I swear I'm down with that. 220 00:13:17,504 --> 00:13:21,300 Your geek vibes be making them, like, super aggro, like? 221 00:13:25,095 --> 00:13:27,931 I was the alien in my old school too. 222 00:13:28,098 --> 00:13:31,768 I'll ask a question and you answer with a question. 223 00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:33,353 Okay. 224 00:13:33,603 --> 00:13:34,855 - Ready? - Yes, you? 225 00:13:35,022 --> 00:13:37,107 Wow, quick on the uptake. 226 00:13:37,357 --> 00:13:39,318 - What's your name? - Cyril. 227 00:13:39,484 --> 00:13:43,280 - Why did you get kicked out of school? - Authority issues. 228 00:13:43,447 --> 00:13:45,532 - You still a virgin? - Can you tell? 229 00:13:47,242 --> 00:13:48,285 Props! 230 00:13:49,077 --> 00:13:52,122 You answered a question with a question. 231 00:13:52,372 --> 00:13:56,335 - Do you want to keep playing? - Don't know. You? 232 00:13:56,585 --> 00:13:58,795 Ms. Reimann, I need to go to the toilet! 233 00:13:59,046 --> 00:14:01,506 - Not a chance! - I have to pee! 234 00:14:01,757 --> 00:14:04,134 - Wee! - Piss! 235 00:14:04,384 --> 00:14:06,428 - Piss! - Piss! 236 00:14:06,595 --> 00:14:08,597 Piss, piss! 237 00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:13,393 Timo! 238 00:14:13,643 --> 00:14:15,520 Piss, piss, piss! 239 00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:23,278 TOILETS 240 00:14:28,950 --> 00:14:30,952 Piss! Piss! 241 00:14:42,672 --> 00:14:45,258 - Toilets are there! - Thanks, Ms. Reimann. 242 00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:51,181 Is that a zipper? 243 00:14:53,266 --> 00:14:56,311 I was in a sack race with a sleeping bag over my head 244 00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:58,939 and smashed my chin on the edge of... 245 00:15:02,275 --> 00:15:05,570 My cousin was on a river rapids ride once. 246 00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:08,698 He plugged his nose and someone banged into his head 247 00:15:08,949 --> 00:15:11,910 His thumbnail came out the top of his nose. 248 00:15:12,828 --> 00:15:15,747 His thumb still matches the dent in his nose. 249 00:15:15,914 --> 00:15:18,250 Hey, what's up? 250 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:21,920 We're talking about our scars. Do you have one? 251 00:15:22,170 --> 00:15:24,923 You don't have enough time to hear about them all. 252 00:15:26,174 --> 00:15:29,177 Yeah, right, from all the gang fights in the pen. 253 00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:31,471 From jiu-jitsu, pecker nose. 254 00:15:31,638 --> 00:15:34,766 How did you get your scars? Turning pages in a book? 255 00:15:36,059 --> 00:15:38,437 - I'm Benno, by the way. - Roxy. 256 00:15:38,603 --> 00:15:42,190 - May I introduce you? - Yes, good idea. 257 00:15:42,357 --> 00:15:44,401 - This way, my lady. - See you. 258 00:15:44,651 --> 00:15:46,153 Bye. 259 00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:50,282 Have fun on the other side. 260 00:15:50,532 --> 00:15:53,785 Dear people, time to get back. We're leaving! 261 00:15:54,035 --> 00:15:56,163 Who's ready for Berlin? 262 00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:02,335 - Hi! - This is Lissi and Titti. 263 00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:04,796 You went to a boarding school in England? 264 00:16:05,046 --> 00:16:06,131 Yes. 265 00:16:08,758 --> 00:16:11,470 I'll swap you clothes for English homework. 266 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:14,556 Mr. Schissler! The new girl rooms with us! 267 00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:17,725 No special treatment! Now hop on or I'll get unpleasant. 268 00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:19,144 No special treatment! Now hop on or I'll get unpleasant. 269 00:16:19,769 --> 00:16:22,314 - Is she always like that? - She needs to get laid. 270 00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:24,649 Her face is her birth control. 271 00:16:26,818 --> 00:16:29,070 Last one on the bus sits on my lap! 272 00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:30,447 Oh shit! 273 00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:39,581 Hi. 274 00:16:41,541 --> 00:16:42,834 Hey. 275 00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:45,295 That wimp over there is Rick. 276 00:16:45,462 --> 00:16:47,714 Organ grinder, say hi to Roxy. 277 00:16:49,716 --> 00:16:52,135 Don't throw yourself at her! 278 00:16:52,302 --> 00:16:55,722 We also call him Mr. Valium. Hurry up, Reimann means it. 279 00:17:13,073 --> 00:17:16,660 Right, kids. I hope you're all aware where we're going. 280 00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:18,411 Berlin. 281 00:17:19,037 --> 00:17:22,374 Form pairs, or you'll all end up child prostitutes. 282 00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:26,669 You should always know where your partner is. 283 00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:28,129 You should always know where your partner is. 284 00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:30,423 Write it down. 285 00:17:32,467 --> 00:17:35,220 Cyril! Shall we pair up? 286 00:17:36,888 --> 00:17:38,390 Mr. Schussler! 287 00:17:48,775 --> 00:17:51,528 Kids, take turns down there. 288 00:18:00,620 --> 00:18:03,248 - Sorry. - Thank you. 289 00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:10,880 Rick, Cem, Cyril, you're in room number two. 290 00:18:11,131 --> 00:18:14,426 - We have to share a room with Roxy! - We have to! 291 00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:18,597 - The whole parking lot knows. - You get room four. 292 00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:28,940 Okay, if you take this one, I'll take that one. 293 00:18:33,903 --> 00:18:35,739 Hey, Fox! 294 00:18:35,905 --> 00:18:39,534 You and your nose can sleep on the bottom bunk. 295 00:18:40,827 --> 00:18:43,997 Sure. I'm glad we were all able to agree so quickly. 296 00:18:44,247 --> 00:18:45,874 I agree. 297 00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:57,594 Whoa! So many books! 298 00:18:57,761 --> 00:19:00,764 Yes, I couldn't decide. Go on and take a look. 299 00:19:08,813 --> 00:19:11,941 - Camus. - That's pronounced "kamu." 300 00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:21,742 - I'm going to eat. - Hey, Fox, wait up! I'm coming. 301 00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:22,952 - I'm going to eat. - Hey, Fox, wait up! I'm coming. 302 00:19:40,887 --> 00:19:44,516 Hi! Can I come in? 303 00:19:47,310 --> 00:19:49,688 - What are you reading? - Ehm... 304 00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:52,440 - Camus. - Really? 305 00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:55,902 - I like The Plague. - You like the plague? 306 00:19:56,152 --> 00:19:57,612 Yes. 307 00:19:57,862 --> 00:20:00,615 The Stranger is great too. 308 00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:07,288 You brought a lot of books. 309 00:20:07,455 --> 00:20:10,083 Max Frisch? Did you like Homo Faber? 310 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,712 I thought it was a little gay. 311 00:20:14,879 --> 00:20:17,841 Really? I thought it was great. 312 00:20:26,599 --> 00:20:29,936 - Been playing for long? - Yes. Let's go eat. 313 00:20:43,908 --> 00:20:44,951 Wow. 314 00:20:52,917 --> 00:20:56,337 -May 17 -Sure, partner. 315 00:20:59,924 --> 00:21:03,178 - Tastes like grandma's armpit. - I lived in England. 316 00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:08,933 Listen up, dear people. 317 00:21:09,184 --> 00:21:12,270 Tomorrow, we'll start our tour at the Neues Museum, 318 00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:16,107 the Alte Nationalgalerie and the Pergamon Museum. 319 00:21:16,357 --> 00:21:18,401 Awesome! Pokemon Museum. 320 00:21:19,402 --> 00:21:22,739 Okay, Benno, catch Nefertiti in the Pokémon Museum 321 00:21:22,906 --> 00:21:24,991 and give us a report on her. 322 00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:28,453 Will we see East Germans too? I brought bananas. 323 00:21:30,079 --> 00:21:34,083 Used to be you had three dopes, now you have three that aren't. 324 00:21:34,334 --> 00:21:36,169 - You meet everyone? - M-hm. 325 00:21:36,419 --> 00:21:38,338 What do you think? 326 00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:42,258 Our class is awesome, right? 327 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:46,054 What's he like? 328 00:21:47,764 --> 00:21:49,557 He got held back a year. 329 00:21:49,808 --> 00:21:51,643 I haven't spoken to him much. 330 00:21:52,143 --> 00:21:54,604 He's wired wrong, if you ask me. 331 00:21:56,523 --> 00:21:59,234 I think he's just withdrawn. 332 00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:09,160 Huh? 333 00:22:34,060 --> 00:22:35,520 So, partner? 334 00:22:38,398 --> 00:22:39,899 Slowly. 335 00:22:40,149 --> 00:22:43,611 Remember what Reimann said? I have to know where you are. 336 00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:46,864 - You gave me a heart attack! - You need a doctor? 337 00:22:46,865 --> 00:22:48,032 - You gave me a heart attack! - You need a doctor? 338 00:22:50,201 --> 00:22:51,870 Are you all right? 339 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:53,538 What? 340 00:22:53,705 --> 00:22:55,206 Oh, right. 341 00:22:55,832 --> 00:22:57,625 I'm fine. 342 00:22:59,252 --> 00:23:01,296 Where are we going? 343 00:23:01,546 --> 00:23:03,548 - We, huh? - Yes. 344 00:23:05,133 --> 00:23:07,635 Ehm... that's a very good question. 345 00:23:09,220 --> 00:23:11,222 That way, I think. 346 00:23:19,272 --> 00:23:21,441 Okay, listen up. 347 00:23:22,650 --> 00:23:23,902 You're about to self-destruct 348 00:23:24,068 --> 00:23:27,113 Your mother turns tricks But she's still under fucked 349 00:23:27,363 --> 00:23:29,073 You suck cock Just to score some drugs 350 00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:31,910 And share your needles With the other thugs 351 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:34,037 You fat pig Chicken wings are all you eat 352 00:23:34,287 --> 00:23:36,539 I throw pudding off a bridge To get you off your feet 353 00:23:36,789 --> 00:23:39,250 Were you eyeing a cake Did I interrupt? 354 00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:41,753 You make All-you-can-eat restaurants go bankrupt 355 00:23:42,003 --> 00:23:44,422 I've heard this all before I know I'm neck less 356 00:23:44,672 --> 00:23:47,634 You know why I'm fat? I eat wack MCs for breakfast 357 00:23:47,884 --> 00:23:50,053 The sugar shock won't give me a fever 358 00:23:50,219 --> 00:23:52,847 For dessert I'll eat your wife's beaver 359 00:23:53,097 --> 00:23:55,099 CrackGyver I'll kill this blimp 360 00:23:55,266 --> 00:23:56,643 For each bar I rap 361 00:23:56,809 --> 00:23:58,686 You can eat free shrimp 362 00:23:58,937 --> 00:24:01,064 You spread diabetes Just by giving a striptease 363 00:24:01,230 --> 00:24:03,191 Find your videos on Youporn Under "sagging titties" 364 00:24:03,441 --> 00:24:05,693 I wonder how this bum spends his time 365 00:24:05,944 --> 00:24:08,279 When not searching for "Sagging titties" online 366 00:24:08,529 --> 00:24:10,698 This loser will never be a star 367 00:24:10,865 --> 00:24:13,326 Never met his father He was conceived in a bar 368 00:24:13,493 --> 00:24:15,912 I'm not embarrassed Watching porn, you know 369 00:24:16,162 --> 00:24:18,748 Still beats jerking off To every cooking show 370 00:24:18,998 --> 00:24:21,376 With each step Sumo blocks his windpipe 371 00:24:21,626 --> 00:24:24,003 He's wack And sujuk is his blood type 372 00:24:31,803 --> 00:24:33,680 That was awesome! 373 00:24:33,846 --> 00:24:37,016 If you think Lil' Sumo won this battle, 374 00:24:37,183 --> 00:24:40,061 then make some noise for Lil' Sumo! 375 00:24:44,649 --> 00:24:47,651 And if you think this young gentleman won, 376 00:24:47,652 --> 00:24:48,945 And if you think this young gentleman won, 377 00:24:49,195 --> 00:24:52,824 then put your hands up in the air for CrackGyver! 378 00:24:55,284 --> 00:24:56,786 Awesome! 379 00:24:57,745 --> 00:25:01,207 But the winner of this battle is... 380 00:25:01,374 --> 00:25:03,960 Lil' Sumo! 381 00:25:09,340 --> 00:25:13,302 Thanks. That was awesome! We can't wait for the next battle. 382 00:25:13,469 --> 00:25:15,221 MCs come straight to me. 383 00:25:15,388 --> 00:25:18,641 This young man barely needs introducing. 384 00:25:19,475 --> 00:25:22,477 Make some noise for JimBim! 385 00:25:22,478 --> 00:25:24,188 Make some noise for JimBim! 386 00:25:26,107 --> 00:25:29,027 - I'm going to the little rapper's room. - Yes. 387 00:25:29,777 --> 00:25:32,779 And his opponent is a new face around here. 388 00:25:32,780 --> 00:25:33,823 And his opponent is a new face around here. 389 00:25:33,990 --> 00:25:36,701 He signed in as "Goldface." 390 00:25:37,285 --> 00:25:39,537 I remember better rapper names. 391 00:25:39,704 --> 00:25:42,749 Anyway, make some noise for Goldface! 392 00:25:49,505 --> 00:25:52,216 Yo, Goldface, what's going on? 393 00:25:56,763 --> 00:25:58,681 You're kidding. 394 00:25:58,931 --> 00:26:01,184 - Here. - Excuse me. 395 00:26:01,768 --> 00:26:04,228 Damn these crappy masked rappers. 396 00:26:04,896 --> 00:26:07,982 All right, Berlin, make some noise for Goldface. 397 00:26:10,902 --> 00:26:13,404 All right, Figub, drop the beat! 398 00:26:13,654 --> 00:26:15,907 Berlin, are you there? 399 00:26:17,575 --> 00:26:19,619 Put your hands up in the air! 400 00:26:19,786 --> 00:26:21,871 You're in for it now, kid. 401 00:26:22,121 --> 00:26:23,873 You snowflake. 402 00:26:24,791 --> 00:26:27,460 We haven't even started And you stand like a hunchback 403 00:26:27,710 --> 00:26:30,213 After the battle your corpse Will be our new punch bag 404 00:26:30,463 --> 00:26:33,174 Care to watch me As I stamp on your mask? 405 00:26:33,424 --> 00:26:35,051 If you sue me I am up for the task 406 00:26:35,301 --> 00:26:38,429 Touch the masked man's mask And he'll take you to task 407 00:26:38,596 --> 00:26:40,890 Smash you to a pulp Careful what you ask 408 00:26:41,140 --> 00:26:43,351 Limp-dick, oh dear Came to jeer, froze with fear 409 00:26:43,601 --> 00:26:46,854 I'm still in high gear Registry office balladeer 410 00:26:47,105 --> 00:26:48,648 Stop your dopey drivel 411 00:26:48,898 --> 00:26:51,567 Registry office balladeer You call that civil? 412 00:26:51,818 --> 00:26:54,362 Your rapping sucks, you Sido rip-off 413 00:26:54,612 --> 00:26:56,864 Berlin yawns as you shoot your mouth off 414 00:26:57,031 --> 00:26:58,866 I'm chill While you start to mumble 415 00:26:59,117 --> 00:27:01,702 I only wear the mask To make you more humble 416 00:27:01,953 --> 00:27:04,288 You fumble and bumble Act like a dumbbell 417 00:27:04,455 --> 00:27:07,667 Like a penguin on ice I'll be watching you stumble 418 00:27:08,543 --> 00:27:12,255 You rap like shit, man Drop the lame comparisons 419 00:27:13,464 --> 00:27:14,924 My rhymes are like fine wine 420 00:27:15,174 --> 00:27:18,594 While your Mom Jams a bottle up her intestine 421 00:27:18,845 --> 00:27:20,471 You rhyme behind with wine 422 00:27:20,638 --> 00:27:23,015 Hand me your glasses I can't see the punch line 423 00:27:23,266 --> 00:27:25,893 You're such a pussy I bet you get period pains too 424 00:27:26,144 --> 00:27:29,647 I only wear this mask So I'm not seen with you 425 00:27:32,984 --> 00:27:36,237 Yo, Berlin, make some noise for this match! 426 00:27:40,408 --> 00:27:43,119 If you think JimBim wins this battle, 427 00:27:43,286 --> 00:27:46,080 make some noise for JimBim. 428 00:27:48,457 --> 00:27:50,877 If you, on the other hand, you think 429 00:27:51,127 --> 00:27:54,755 the winner is standing here, make some noise for Goldface! 430 00:28:03,264 --> 00:28:06,100 - Jim, dude. - Beat it! 431 00:28:06,475 --> 00:28:08,477 Go die! 432 00:28:08,728 --> 00:28:11,730 Make some noise for the winner of this battle, Goldface! 433 00:28:11,731 --> 00:28:12,857 Make some noise for the winner of this battle, Goldface! 434 00:28:22,366 --> 00:28:25,368 Who's ready for the next match? Combat versus Sunflash. 435 00:28:25,369 --> 00:28:26,871 Who's ready for the next match? Combat versus Sunflash. 436 00:28:27,496 --> 00:28:30,791 Berlin, ready for the battle? Make some noise! 437 00:28:31,584 --> 00:28:34,295 Yo, MCs come here! 438 00:28:34,462 --> 00:28:36,005 - Rick! - What? 439 00:28:36,172 --> 00:28:38,507 - That was him! - Here. What? 440 00:28:38,674 --> 00:28:42,220 In the battle. With the mask. I swear! 441 00:28:42,887 --> 00:28:46,641 - What? - saw Rick with the mask in your room. 442 00:28:46,891 --> 00:28:49,644 Combat, are you still somewhere in the crowd? 443 00:28:49,810 --> 00:28:51,229 Come here, loser. 444 00:28:51,479 --> 00:28:53,022 - I knew it! - Knew what? 445 00:28:53,189 --> 00:28:54,607 That he's an artist! 446 00:28:54,774 --> 00:28:58,069 What can I do? No opponent, no battle. 447 00:28:58,945 --> 00:29:00,738 I'll battle! I'll battle! 448 00:29:00,988 --> 00:29:03,449 - Let me through. - What do you want, Barbie? 449 00:29:03,699 --> 00:29:05,576 Are you kidding? 450 00:29:08,913 --> 00:29:10,456 Okay... 451 00:29:10,706 --> 00:29:14,669 But it's really up to you. Are you battling her, or what? 452 00:29:14,835 --> 00:29:17,463 If that little bitch really wants to. 453 00:29:17,713 --> 00:29:20,591 Berlin, we have a battle! 454 00:29:20,841 --> 00:29:23,511 Give it up for Sunflash! 455 00:29:26,264 --> 00:29:27,723 Berlin! 456 00:29:27,890 --> 00:29:31,185 Make at least as much noise for... 457 00:29:31,686 --> 00:29:34,230 Tough-ass McJerkface, like all of you! 458 00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:37,482 Okay, give it up for Tough-ass McJerkface! 459 00:29:37,483 --> 00:29:39,110 Okay, give it up for Tough-ass McJerkface! 460 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:41,696 Drop the beat. Let's go! 461 00:29:51,497 --> 00:29:53,749 So you're Tough-ass McJerkface? 462 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,669 Bitches like you You only meet in loony bins 463 00:29:56,919 --> 00:29:59,380 All you're good for is needles and pins 464 00:29:59,630 --> 00:30:02,550 Run back to your kitchen you nasty cunt 465 00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:04,844 Who are you calling a nasty cunt? 466 00:30:05,094 --> 00:30:08,096 If you see me in the kitchen I'm probably rolling a blunt 467 00:30:08,097 --> 00:30:09,473 If you see me in the kitchen I'm probably rolling a blunt 468 00:30:09,724 --> 00:30:10,850 Your lines aren't tight 469 00:30:11,100 --> 00:30:13,644 I'll cut off your dick In the name of equal rights 470 00:30:15,646 --> 00:30:17,857 What does she want from me? She wants my dick 471 00:30:18,107 --> 00:30:19,775 Out of penis envy 472 00:30:20,026 --> 00:30:22,236 I'll give you my dick You drooling troll 473 00:30:22,486 --> 00:30:25,114 Just like a golf course You've got 18 holes 474 00:30:25,364 --> 00:30:27,783 Can't you count? Got a math problem, dude? 475 00:30:28,034 --> 00:30:30,953 Or have you still never seen A woman in the nude? 476 00:30:31,203 --> 00:30:33,581 All men are shit This I swear 477 00:30:33,831 --> 00:30:37,418 Girls, I wanna see your hands in the air 478 00:30:37,668 --> 00:30:39,211 Bitch, get back to your sewing 479 00:30:39,378 --> 00:30:42,506 Put the mic away It wasn't made for blowing 480 00:30:42,757 --> 00:30:45,092 I'm a man So stop your bitchin' 481 00:30:45,343 --> 00:30:48,095 I scratch my balls and shout "Women in the kitchen" 482 00:30:48,262 --> 00:30:50,681 Enough talk You're clearly bluffing 483 00:30:50,931 --> 00:30:54,769 When you reach for your balls You grasp at nothing 484 00:30:55,019 --> 00:30:56,562 I eat machos for breakfast 485 00:30:56,812 --> 00:30:59,857 All I leave behind are blood And mental complexes 486 00:31:27,802 --> 00:31:29,512 - Huh? Ow! - You were in my stuff. 487 00:31:29,762 --> 00:31:32,014 - No. - Roxy saw you with my mask. 488 00:31:33,724 --> 00:31:36,185 - It fell out... - Paws off my stuff! 489 00:31:36,435 --> 00:31:38,437 The mask is taboo. Not a word to anyone. 490 00:31:38,687 --> 00:31:41,524 - Forget you saw it. - No problem. 491 00:31:44,610 --> 00:31:46,320 - Where's Cem? - Partying, I think. 492 00:32:09,051 --> 00:32:10,928 - Occupied! - Don't look. 493 00:32:12,888 --> 00:32:14,223 Sure thing. 494 00:32:15,516 --> 00:32:18,727 Hey Fox, seriously now... 495 00:32:18,894 --> 00:32:21,480 Why don't you just do what Michael Jackson did? 496 00:32:22,064 --> 00:32:24,024 Just have your beak chopped off. 497 00:32:24,275 --> 00:32:26,902 I'd need more number one hits to pay for that. 498 00:32:27,153 --> 00:32:29,280 Don't be a dope, man. 499 00:32:29,447 --> 00:32:31,574 You have such a screwed up face. 500 00:32:31,824 --> 00:32:35,244 I'm sure you can get money from some charity. 501 00:32:35,411 --> 00:32:37,913 Or Facebook, 50,000 likes 502 00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:40,624 and you get your mug pimped for free, man. 503 00:32:40,875 --> 00:32:44,128 Yeah, thanks. I'll think about it. 504 00:32:44,378 --> 00:32:46,714 Or a telethon on a TV station. 505 00:32:46,881 --> 00:32:50,801 Wait, better yet... Red Nose Day. 506 00:32:51,051 --> 00:32:53,345 - Yes. - You get me? 507 00:32:53,596 --> 00:32:56,056 - Because of your nose. - Yes. 508 00:32:56,682 --> 00:32:58,267 I'm so damn funny. 509 00:32:58,517 --> 00:33:00,769 Funny as a kick between the legs. 510 00:33:03,105 --> 00:33:05,524 Fox, why don't you take me seriously? 511 00:33:07,318 --> 00:33:09,904 Do you want to screw a blow up doll forever? 512 00:33:10,154 --> 00:33:13,156 I mean, they make good ones, but they won't blow you. 513 00:33:13,157 --> 00:33:14,200 I mean, they make good ones, but they won't blow you. 514 00:33:14,366 --> 00:33:18,162 - That ls the key to a relationship. - Yeah! I totally agree. 515 00:33:19,872 --> 00:33:21,373 Benno, 516 00:33:21,624 --> 00:33:23,751 he wants to fuck that girl... Foxy. 517 00:33:24,001 --> 00:33:26,128 - The new girl. - What? 518 00:33:26,378 --> 00:33:29,423 We made a bet. 50 if he does it this week. 519 00:33:29,673 --> 00:33:31,675 100 if he facials her face. 520 00:33:31,926 --> 00:33:33,636 - What? - With video proof. 521 00:33:33,886 --> 00:33:35,804 And you say "facializes." 522 00:33:36,055 --> 00:33:38,974 I can speak German, Pinocchio. I'm not dumb. 523 00:33:39,642 --> 00:33:42,644 I'll put the Foxy video on YouPorn and get the money back tenfold. 524 00:33:42,645 --> 00:33:43,938 I'll put the Foxy video on YouPorn and get the money back tenfold. 525 00:33:44,188 --> 00:33:45,523 Killer, dude. 526 00:33:47,233 --> 00:33:50,069 - Why would she do that? - She got expelled. 527 00:33:50,236 --> 00:33:53,197 For whoring in a closet. She's a bitch! 528 00:33:53,989 --> 00:33:55,699 A real, hot-ass bitch. 529 00:34:08,712 --> 00:34:11,298 DEAR ROXY, 530 00:34:13,384 --> 00:34:16,095 BENNO IS PULLING A DIRTY TRICK ON YOU. 531 00:34:16,262 --> 00:34:19,640 HE WANTS TO FACIALI... 532 00:34:24,478 --> 00:34:27,480 TODAY, I SAW THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE WORLD. 533 00:34:27,481 --> 00:34:29,567 TODAY, I SAW THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE WORLD. 534 00:34:42,413 --> 00:34:45,874 - That works. - So the guy takes his scissors. 535 00:34:46,125 --> 00:34:50,045 He reaches into his pants and cuts off his pubic hair 536 00:34:50,212 --> 00:34:53,173 and spreads them out over his math book. 537 00:34:56,176 --> 00:34:58,512 I was just telling them how Stani 538 00:34:58,762 --> 00:35:00,889 spread his pubes over your book. 539 00:35:01,056 --> 00:35:03,017 - It's true, right? - Yes. 540 00:35:03,183 --> 00:35:06,895 That tasteful incident happened just as you said. 541 00:35:07,146 --> 00:35:11,025 Tell them how they locked you in the locker in fifth grade. 542 00:35:11,775 --> 00:35:14,778 In fifth grade, you locked me up in a locker. 543 00:35:15,029 --> 00:35:18,824 - You coming, Roxy? - Come on, tell us. It's funny. 544 00:35:18,991 --> 00:35:20,492 - Funny? - Yes. 545 00:35:20,659 --> 00:35:22,369 Come on, man. 546 00:35:22,536 --> 00:35:25,247 You made me down a bottle of sauerkraut juice, 547 00:35:25,414 --> 00:35:29,418 then locked me in the locker till my bowels exploded. 548 00:35:29,585 --> 00:35:31,503 I had shit running down my legs. 549 00:35:32,963 --> 00:35:35,591 - Absolutely hilarious. - Hey, hey! 550 00:35:35,841 --> 00:35:37,551 We had fun! 551 00:35:37,718 --> 00:35:40,346 Besides, I let you back out again. 552 00:35:40,596 --> 00:35:42,806 You should get the Order of Merit. 553 00:35:42,973 --> 00:35:45,309 Brother, you deserve it. 554 00:35:53,067 --> 00:35:55,235 That was a nasty story. 555 00:35:56,362 --> 00:35:59,364 - We need to talk about Benno. - Don't worry. I have an asshole radar. 556 00:35:59,365 --> 00:36:00,574 - We need to talk about Benno. - Don't worry. I have an asshole radar. 557 00:36:00,824 --> 00:36:03,744 Don't underestimate him. He's dangerous. 558 00:36:03,911 --> 00:36:06,664 - Are you my babysitter now? - Listen... 559 00:36:06,914 --> 00:36:10,459 Break it off! If you want to give me advice, screw off. 560 00:36:11,043 --> 00:36:13,253 Enough people tell me what to do. 561 00:36:13,504 --> 00:36:16,506 I like you, but I don't want any advice or no know-it-all talk. 562 00:36:16,507 --> 00:36:17,758 I like you, but I don't want any advice or no know-it-all talk. 563 00:36:18,008 --> 00:36:20,052 Or we can forget being friends. 564 00:36:20,302 --> 00:36:21,887 You talking about me? 565 00:36:22,054 --> 00:36:24,807 Yes. I said that you're an asshole. 566 00:36:25,057 --> 00:36:26,809 But a very sweet asshole. 567 00:36:29,228 --> 00:36:31,980 I can take care of myself, okay? 568 00:36:36,110 --> 00:36:38,153 And this is the Wall, 569 00:36:38,404 --> 00:36:41,448 which divided Berlin from 1961 until '89. 570 00:36:41,615 --> 00:36:43,992 Who can tell me who built it? 571 00:36:44,243 --> 00:36:45,661 - Hitler! - Trump! 572 00:36:45,828 --> 00:36:47,705 Hitler! 573 00:36:47,871 --> 00:36:49,456 You think just like me! 574 00:36:49,623 --> 00:36:52,334 We're just like Vietnamese twins! 575 00:37:17,067 --> 00:37:19,528 I can see her pussy! 576 00:37:19,778 --> 00:37:22,573 Look at all these beautiful paintings! 577 00:38:17,544 --> 00:38:20,047 You were great yesterday. 578 00:38:20,214 --> 00:38:21,256 Huh? 579 00:38:21,507 --> 00:38:23,801 Don't worry, I won't tell anyone. 580 00:38:24,593 --> 00:38:27,304 Okay, I told Cyril, but he'll keep mum. 581 00:38:30,098 --> 00:38:31,975 What are you doing? 582 00:38:32,142 --> 00:38:34,311 I'm writing song lyrics. 583 00:38:36,522 --> 00:38:38,106 Okay, sorry. 584 00:38:43,445 --> 00:38:45,781 - He's writing song lyrics. - He is? 585 00:38:46,698 --> 00:38:49,910 Well, then let's not disturb the sensitive artist. 586 00:38:51,787 --> 00:38:54,164 What is true beauty? 587 00:38:54,331 --> 00:38:56,583 Is it different for everyone? 588 00:38:56,750 --> 00:38:59,211 Is it only in the eye of the beholder? 589 00:38:59,378 --> 00:39:01,588 Or is there such a thing as... 590 00:39:03,340 --> 00:39:04,967 timeless beauty? 591 00:39:05,217 --> 00:39:08,428 Nefertiti is the Mona Lisa of antiquity. 592 00:39:08,679 --> 00:39:09,847 Her aura... 593 00:39:11,557 --> 00:39:14,393 ...enchanted millions of visitors. 594 00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:16,520 ...enchanted millions of visitors. 595 00:39:16,770 --> 00:39:20,732 She was the queen of Upper and Lower Eptia... 596 00:39:20,899 --> 00:39:23,068 She was... What? 597 00:39:24,194 --> 00:39:25,946 Benno asked you a question. 598 00:39:28,031 --> 00:39:31,285 - So, who knows? - Well, it was... 599 00:39:31,535 --> 00:39:34,162 The queen of Upper and Lower Egypt. 600 00:39:34,329 --> 00:39:36,874 - I was about to say that. - Yes. 601 00:39:37,791 --> 00:39:40,793 Her name means: "The beautiful one has come." 602 00:39:40,794 --> 00:39:42,087 Her name means: "The beautiful one has come." 603 00:39:42,254 --> 00:39:43,881 Ah, ah! 604 00:39:44,548 --> 00:39:46,967 The beautiful one has come! 605 00:39:47,843 --> 00:39:49,344 Unbelievable! 606 00:39:56,018 --> 00:39:57,519 Hi. 607 00:40:12,367 --> 00:40:14,786 Are you all right? 608 00:40:22,169 --> 00:40:24,046 What's wrong with you, man? 609 00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:25,964 Huh? 610 00:40:26,131 --> 00:40:27,674 "Huh? Eh? What?" 611 00:40:27,925 --> 00:40:31,261 Get the marbles out of your mouth and say a whole sentence! 612 00:40:31,428 --> 00:40:34,014 Roxy likes you and you keep running away. 613 00:40:34,264 --> 00:40:36,975 What do you care? I have to write. 614 00:40:37,142 --> 00:40:39,269 No, no, that... 615 00:40:54,868 --> 00:40:57,371 How long have you been writing this? 616 00:40:57,537 --> 00:41:00,248 - Six months. - Jeez! 617 00:41:03,210 --> 00:41:05,629 You won't win a poetry slam with that. 618 00:41:05,879 --> 00:41:08,173 - You have nothing to say, huh? - I do. 619 00:41:09,299 --> 00:41:11,343 In my heart I do... 620 00:41:11,510 --> 00:41:14,346 But it just won't come out. 621 00:41:16,348 --> 00:41:18,350 I'm a complete washout up there. 622 00:41:19,184 --> 00:41:21,269 A real numskull. 623 00:41:24,982 --> 00:41:28,610 Well, at least you're self-reflective. 624 00:41:29,736 --> 00:41:31,238 Yes. 625 00:41:33,156 --> 00:41:34,700 That good or bad? 626 00:41:36,702 --> 00:41:39,788 During the 1950s, the US army 627 00:41:40,038 --> 00:41:43,040 discovered Teufelsberg was an ideal place for a listening station. 628 00:41:43,041 --> 00:41:44,292 Discovered Teufelsberg was an ideal place for a listening station. 629 00:41:44,459 --> 00:41:47,504 If you're not going to listen, then at least shut up! 630 00:41:47,754 --> 00:41:49,464 Thanks, Sonja. 631 00:41:49,631 --> 00:41:51,550 Um... Where was I? 632 00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:57,264 - So? - What? 633 00:41:57,431 --> 00:41:59,933 You know what I mean. 634 00:42:00,100 --> 00:42:02,352 How should I know what you mean by "so"? 635 00:42:02,519 --> 00:42:04,896 You and Rick were talking about me. 636 00:42:05,647 --> 00:42:08,316 - Yes. - What did he say? 637 00:42:10,277 --> 00:42:13,488 Did you see the little cloud above his head? 638 00:42:13,655 --> 00:42:16,533 - Yes. - The artist is pining for you. 639 00:42:17,367 --> 00:42:20,829 Okay? He's just too shy to tell you. 640 00:42:20,996 --> 00:42:22,998 That's just great. 641 00:42:23,165 --> 00:42:25,542 Hey, why aren't you happy? 642 00:42:25,709 --> 00:42:27,127 He's hot and all that, 643 00:42:27,294 --> 00:42:30,630 but if he's not going to use those pretty jaws to talk, 644 00:42:30,797 --> 00:42:32,424 then it'll get boring. 645 00:42:33,967 --> 00:42:36,303 - He could write you. - Okay. 646 00:42:37,596 --> 00:42:40,932 I wouldn't expect a messenger 647 00:42:41,808 --> 00:42:44,478 who rides in on horseback 648 00:42:44,644 --> 00:42:48,106 to hand you a letter that smells of roses. 649 00:42:48,273 --> 00:42:49,858 What a pity. 650 00:42:51,526 --> 00:42:53,820 It'll more likely be a WhatsApp. 651 00:42:54,946 --> 00:42:58,867 - But with a heart smiley. - Fine too. And faster. 652 00:43:01,036 --> 00:43:03,246 You're already my BFF. 653 00:43:18,011 --> 00:43:20,347 Why aren't you wearing anything? 654 00:43:20,514 --> 00:43:22,557 I find this more comfortable. 655 00:43:24,142 --> 00:43:26,561 - Where is Mr. Wannabe Gangster Rapper? - Who? 656 00:43:26,812 --> 00:43:29,731 - Cem. - He moved in with Benno and the others. 657 00:43:30,690 --> 00:43:33,110 Now that's really good news. 658 00:43:33,944 --> 00:43:36,029 And I have more. 659 00:43:37,489 --> 00:43:39,241 Listen. 660 00:43:40,242 --> 00:43:41,785 Roxy fell for you. 661 00:43:42,035 --> 00:43:44,913 - Awesome! - Well, let's call it a crush. 662 00:43:45,163 --> 00:43:47,666 - That's awesome too. - M-hm. 663 00:43:48,333 --> 00:43:51,335 Better you than that pig Benno. But you have to write her something. 664 00:43:51,336 --> 00:43:53,004 Better you than that pig Benno. But you have to write her something. 665 00:43:54,381 --> 00:43:57,634 - But I can't do that. - We'll work as a team. 666 00:43:58,593 --> 00:44:01,221 You'll make the music, I'll write the text. 667 00:44:02,347 --> 00:44:05,349 Well, the music is a problem. I don't have a song, just this. 668 00:44:05,350 --> 00:44:07,602 Well, the music is a problem. I don't have a song, just this. 669 00:44:25,036 --> 00:44:27,289 That's all I've got. 670 00:44:29,708 --> 00:44:33,170 Tell me, Rick... I know that from somewhere. 671 00:44:33,420 --> 00:44:36,422 No, it's mine. I've been working on it for ages. 672 00:44:36,423 --> 00:44:37,674 No, it's mine. I've been working on it for ages. 673 00:44:38,550 --> 00:44:40,260 That's "Brahm's Lullaby." 674 00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:42,596 What? No. 675 00:44:44,097 --> 00:44:46,099 It is. Play it again. 676 00:44:54,149 --> 00:44:57,611 Lullaby and good night 677 00:44:58,486 --> 00:45:01,990 In the sky stars are bright 678 00:45:04,492 --> 00:45:06,286 That's "Brahm's Lullaby"! 679 00:45:06,536 --> 00:45:07,996 Shit! 680 00:45:08,163 --> 00:45:11,666 And I was thinking, "Huh, I know that from somewhere." 681 00:45:13,543 --> 00:45:16,755 I don't know why you're dumb, but it works like a charm. 682 00:45:17,005 --> 00:45:19,591 Yes. Better dumb than ugly. 683 00:45:20,550 --> 00:45:23,136 Okay, okay, cease fire. 684 00:45:23,386 --> 00:45:25,889 We're on the same team now. 685 00:45:40,904 --> 00:45:43,531 - Can you play that? - Yes. 686 00:45:56,503 --> 00:45:59,130 "When I think of you, 687 00:45:59,839 --> 00:46:02,092 you take my breath away. 688 00:46:03,885 --> 00:46:06,471 I really want to hang with you, 689 00:46:07,931 --> 00:46:10,850 but if I ask, I'm afraid of what you'll say." 690 00:46:13,353 --> 00:46:16,106 Here. Play this right here. 691 00:46:16,356 --> 00:46:18,817 Hip-Hop isn't my thing. You do it. 692 00:46:19,067 --> 00:46:21,361 Don't be dense. She'll hear it. 693 00:46:22,112 --> 00:46:24,322 Then use a sweater. My voice is lower. 694 00:46:24,572 --> 00:46:25,991 What? 695 00:46:26,157 --> 00:46:28,618 You sound like a Vienna choir boy. 696 00:46:28,868 --> 00:46:31,788 "You sound like a Vienna choir boy." 697 00:46:32,956 --> 00:46:34,749 But you can play at least? 698 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,961 - Yes, I can play. - Play then. 699 00:46:47,679 --> 00:46:49,723 Oh, my God! 700 00:46:56,563 --> 00:46:58,898 You paint graffiti with lipstick 701 00:46:59,149 --> 00:47:01,901 Every day's your birthday 702 00:47:02,152 --> 00:47:04,696 You steal a motorbike Race through the night 703 00:47:04,863 --> 00:47:07,073 Chill on the moon as you like 704 00:47:07,324 --> 00:47:09,367 You're the heroine of the block 705 00:47:09,617 --> 00:47:11,453 You're more confident than God 706 00:47:11,703 --> 00:47:13,788 Colorful flowers In a street full of rubble 707 00:47:13,955 --> 00:47:16,833 You can see the future In your bubblegum bubble 708 00:47:17,083 --> 00:47:19,919 Other girls like horses You eat horse fondue 709 00:47:20,170 --> 00:47:22,005 At night you pet rhinos in the zoo 710 00:47:22,255 --> 00:47:24,799 When a UFO passes You try to hitch a ride 711 00:47:25,050 --> 00:47:28,053 Even in a hoodie You look out of sight 712 00:47:29,095 --> 00:47:32,265 When I think of you You take my breath away 713 00:47:34,059 --> 00:47:37,312 I want to hang out with you I'm afraid of what you'll say 714 00:47:37,479 --> 00:47:40,231 Every time we meet My head starts to spin 715 00:47:40,482 --> 00:47:42,650 There are many others But you're different 716 00:47:42,901 --> 00:47:46,237 Every time we meet My heart skips a beat 717 00:47:46,488 --> 00:47:47,989 My head's empty What can I do? 718 00:47:48,239 --> 00:47:51,368 Every time we meet I have to run away 719 00:47:51,618 --> 00:47:53,203 Because I turn red When you smile at me 720 00:47:53,453 --> 00:47:55,163 Every time we meet 721 00:47:55,413 --> 00:47:57,624 Every time we... Every time we meet 722 00:47:57,874 --> 00:48:00,460 Every time we... Every time we meet 723 00:48:11,888 --> 00:48:14,057 Morning! Did you sleep well? 724 00:48:14,224 --> 00:48:16,935 I listened to his song all night. 725 00:48:17,185 --> 00:48:19,729 Rick wrote a song for me. For me! A song. 726 00:48:19,896 --> 00:48:23,066 I might be wrong, but I think he wrote it just for me. 727 00:48:23,316 --> 00:48:25,318 Calm down. How is the song? 728 00:48:25,944 --> 00:48:29,614 - Awesome. Great, and really funny. - Really, that good? 729 00:48:30,573 --> 00:48:33,201 You all just don't get him at all. 730 00:48:33,451 --> 00:48:36,621 Well, you can't see in people's head. Unfortunately. 731 00:48:36,788 --> 00:48:38,415 Yes. There he is. 732 00:48:38,665 --> 00:48:41,501 Rick, have a seat. 733 00:48:51,052 --> 00:48:52,554 - Hi. - Hm? 734 00:48:57,517 --> 00:48:59,561 Is that how you always eat them? 735 00:49:01,521 --> 00:49:03,314 Yep. 736 00:49:08,486 --> 00:49:10,822 I'll make myself scarce. 737 00:49:18,037 --> 00:49:19,456 Bye. 738 00:49:21,583 --> 00:49:23,668 You can't just leave me alone! 739 00:49:23,918 --> 00:49:27,172 - You've got to be kidding. - I bet she swallows. 740 00:49:27,338 --> 00:49:29,174 I bet she spits. 741 00:49:29,424 --> 00:49:32,426 The world's most beautiful girl goes doe-eyed and you run away? 742 00:49:32,427 --> 00:49:33,511 The world's most beautiful girl goes doe-eyed and you run away? 743 00:49:33,761 --> 00:49:35,638 I'm scared. 744 00:49:37,348 --> 00:49:39,058 "What are you scared of?" 745 00:49:39,225 --> 00:49:40,351 Spooky! 746 00:49:42,479 --> 00:49:45,940 - Did she hear me? - No. She's just not stupid. 747 00:49:47,859 --> 00:49:48,902 Look. 748 00:49:49,152 --> 00:49:51,905 If you run off now, Benno will get to her. 749 00:49:52,155 --> 00:49:54,199 Is that what you want? 750 00:49:54,949 --> 00:49:57,744 But when she talks to me I get... 751 00:49:57,911 --> 00:49:59,621 instant diarrhea. 752 00:50:01,289 --> 00:50:02,332 Okay. 753 00:50:04,125 --> 00:50:07,127 Say you're afraid of superficiality, of being misunderstood. 754 00:50:07,128 --> 00:50:08,379 Say you're afraid of superficiality, of being misunderstood. 755 00:50:08,630 --> 00:50:10,798 - Really? - Yeah, man.. 756 00:50:12,008 --> 00:50:13,468 Yes. 757 00:50:15,303 --> 00:50:18,473 "Afraid of..." What was that again? 758 00:50:19,974 --> 00:50:22,644 - Superficiality. - Superficiality. 759 00:50:33,988 --> 00:50:36,990 - "I'm no superhero.” - Huh? 760 00:50:36,991 --> 00:50:38,368 - "I'm no superhero.” - Huh? 761 00:50:39,786 --> 00:50:43,373 You have auto-correct on, you nerd. 762 00:50:44,207 --> 00:50:46,167 What's wrong with you? 763 00:50:49,128 --> 00:50:51,798 SORRY, WANTED TO WRITE THAT I'M AFRAID 764 00:50:51,965 --> 00:50:54,592 NOT TO BE SEEN FOR WHO I TRULY AM. 765 00:51:00,181 --> 00:51:02,225 IF YOU DON'T TALK TO ME, 766 00:51:02,392 --> 00:51:04,477 I CAN'T GET TO KNOW YOU. 767 00:51:06,563 --> 00:51:08,606 OUR TIME WILL COME. 768 00:51:12,986 --> 00:51:15,697 WHEN? 769 00:51:17,198 --> 00:51:19,450 Write something. 770 00:51:21,077 --> 00:51:23,663 "Give time some more time." 771 00:51:25,164 --> 00:51:28,960 - That doesn't make sense. - No, dude, that's poetry. 772 00:51:29,210 --> 00:51:31,170 Girls like that. 773 00:51:35,592 --> 00:51:39,178 I can't do that. Poetry and stuff just isn't my thing. 774 00:51:39,429 --> 00:51:42,015 That's what you have me for, to be your Yoda! 775 00:51:45,435 --> 00:51:46,477 Fuck. 776 00:51:46,728 --> 00:51:49,105 Yoda says open up you must. 777 00:51:49,272 --> 00:51:50,898 There is no trying. 778 00:51:52,650 --> 00:51:54,819 - Answer it! - You answer it! 779 00:51:55,069 --> 00:51:57,113 She's calling you, not me. 780 00:51:58,281 --> 00:52:01,117 Do you know what he's planning? 781 00:52:01,284 --> 00:52:04,954 He's got a bet on with Cem that he'll get Roxy to... 782 00:52:06,831 --> 00:52:09,626 - He wants to sock her? - No. 783 00:52:09,876 --> 00:52:12,003 He wants to steal her nose? 784 00:52:12,837 --> 00:52:14,505 No, man, he wants to... 785 00:52:15,298 --> 00:52:17,634 To play a silly game of hula hoop? 786 00:52:17,884 --> 00:52:20,970 Wow, it's really vacant up there, huh? 787 00:52:21,220 --> 00:52:23,348 He wants to fuck, bang, hit it, 788 00:52:23,514 --> 00:52:26,976 do the nasty, bonk her, wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am! 789 00:52:27,226 --> 00:52:30,772 I'll bonk you one if you keep using such vulgar vocabulary! 790 00:52:30,938 --> 00:52:33,940 - This is not a brothel! - Ms. Reimann is taking us to a brothel! 791 00:52:33,941 --> 00:52:35,068 - This is not a brothel! - Ms. Reimann is taking us to a brothel! 792 00:52:38,696 --> 00:52:41,157 I'm just explaining Intrigue and Love. 793 00:52:41,324 --> 00:52:44,869 We wanted to go to the theater with a few people. 794 00:52:45,119 --> 00:52:46,788 You think your classmates 795 00:52:46,954 --> 00:52:49,957 will only go if you sell Schiller's play as a sex orgy? 796 00:52:50,124 --> 00:52:51,417 Yes. 797 00:52:52,919 --> 00:52:54,295 Right. 798 00:52:55,463 --> 00:52:58,465 - We're going to the theater? - No, dude! That was just because... 799 00:52:58,466 --> 00:53:00,259 - We're going to the theater? - No, dude! That was just because... 800 00:53:01,511 --> 00:53:03,262 Whatever. 801 00:53:03,429 --> 00:53:05,556 Listen, Benno has more planned. 802 00:53:05,807 --> 00:53:08,685 He wants to film Roxy and post the video online. 803 00:53:08,935 --> 00:53:11,771 And you, Romeo, are her only hope. 804 00:53:11,938 --> 00:53:14,148 - Me? - Yes, you. 805 00:53:14,399 --> 00:53:16,776 Or whatever she thinks you are. 806 00:53:17,026 --> 00:53:18,861 Dude, go fight for her love! 807 00:53:20,488 --> 00:53:21,989 Okay. 808 00:53:22,907 --> 00:53:24,826 How? 809 00:53:25,201 --> 00:53:26,994 You're my avatar. 810 00:53:29,831 --> 00:53:32,125 Boobies! 811 00:53:32,375 --> 00:53:35,377 - I want those for my 18th. - Really? They're a bit small. 812 00:53:35,378 --> 00:53:36,879 - I want those for my 18th. - Really? They're a bit small. 813 00:53:37,130 --> 00:53:40,717 Uh, uh, oh my God. Timo, yes! 814 00:53:40,883 --> 00:53:42,135 Timo! 815 00:53:42,385 --> 00:53:44,804 The brain is a true miracle of nature. 816 00:53:44,971 --> 00:53:47,473 Thanks to our brain, we can think, speak, 817 00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:50,309 remember, feel sadness and love, 818 00:53:50,476 --> 00:53:52,186 and all at the same time. 819 00:53:52,353 --> 00:53:55,982 All my brain is thinking is "problem, problem, problem." 820 00:53:57,108 --> 00:53:58,860 Why "problem"? 821 00:53:59,026 --> 00:54:02,155 Roxy wants to go to Rivergate with Benno and the others. 822 00:54:02,405 --> 00:54:03,865 Huh? What? 823 00:54:05,533 --> 00:54:08,745 Did you know you can die of a broken heart? 824 00:54:10,329 --> 00:54:13,207 I know it hurts, but if you can die from it...? 825 00:54:13,374 --> 00:54:15,501 - You don't believe me. - No, I do. 826 00:54:15,752 --> 00:54:19,464 - It just sounds heavy. - It's called broken heart syndrome. 827 00:54:20,256 --> 00:54:23,134 First you get intense chest pain, 828 00:54:23,885 --> 00:54:25,720 then shortness of breath... 829 00:54:27,388 --> 00:54:29,432 ...and then you just fall over. 830 00:54:34,312 --> 00:54:35,688 Like a heart attack? 831 00:54:35,938 --> 00:54:38,940 It happens when your girlfriend just broke up with you. 832 00:54:38,941 --> 00:54:40,067 It happens when your girlfriend just broke up with you. 833 00:54:40,318 --> 00:54:42,278 That's so romantic. 834 00:54:42,445 --> 00:54:45,114 I had no idea you knew things like that. 835 00:54:45,281 --> 00:54:48,075 Sure. I'm all about love! 836 00:54:52,121 --> 00:54:53,915 He sure is a smooth-talker. 837 00:54:54,165 --> 00:54:56,751 - Yeah, he's a tough opponent. - Yes. 838 00:55:15,686 --> 00:55:17,355 Why don't they move? 839 00:55:17,605 --> 00:55:20,650 - You have to press play! - Nothing's happening! 840 00:55:20,817 --> 00:55:23,694 Ms. Reimann, can you come? Rick is feeling sick. 841 00:55:23,861 --> 00:55:25,530 What is it? 842 00:55:33,037 --> 00:55:35,248 Rick? 843 00:55:36,707 --> 00:55:39,627 - For God's sake! - I think it got to his head. 844 00:55:39,877 --> 00:55:42,505 That looks like the food from the youth hostel. 845 00:55:42,755 --> 00:55:45,757 - I ought to bring him back. - Yes. Before I have to clean up vomit. 846 00:55:45,758 --> 00:55:46,968 - I ought to bring him back. - Yes. Before I have to clean up vomit. 847 00:55:49,136 --> 00:55:50,388 We'll get a taxi. 848 00:55:50,638 --> 00:55:53,349 - Whatever, get out of here. - Okay. 849 00:55:54,308 --> 00:55:56,686 Damn sissy kids. 850 00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:07,572 Cool. Now play it again from the top. 851 00:56:12,827 --> 00:56:14,954 I've never seen anything like you 852 00:56:15,121 --> 00:56:18,457 On a scale of one to ten You're a hundred and two 853 00:56:19,083 --> 00:56:21,210 I go through the roof Let the ground swallow me 854 00:56:21,377 --> 00:56:24,797 To describe you I'd need a doctorate in psychology 855 00:56:25,965 --> 00:56:29,594 All these words give me a headache. I can't do this! 856 00:56:32,638 --> 00:56:34,181 Nonsense. 857 00:56:34,348 --> 00:56:37,810 You just have to open your soul and let it all out. 858 00:56:37,977 --> 00:56:41,063 Like just now, but you vomit up feelings. 859 00:56:41,230 --> 00:56:43,733 I don't even get what it all means. 860 00:56:44,609 --> 00:56:46,110 Here. 861 00:56:47,194 --> 00:56:51,157 "I go through the roof I Let the ground swallow me." 862 00:56:51,991 --> 00:56:54,160 Huh? Or: 863 00:56:54,327 --> 00:56:57,788 "To describe you I'd need a doctorate in psychology." 864 00:56:57,955 --> 00:57:01,208 Philosophy, man. It says "philosophy." 865 00:57:01,375 --> 00:57:04,545 It doesn't matter. This is bullshit, okay? 866 00:57:05,129 --> 00:57:07,840 - These aren't my feelings. - Right. 867 00:57:08,007 --> 00:57:09,425 Your feelings are... 868 00:57:19,101 --> 00:57:22,063 Sorry, I didn't mean it like that. 869 00:57:25,274 --> 00:57:26,901 They're your feelings. 870 00:57:27,151 --> 00:57:29,946 You're much better at... vomiting them up. 871 00:57:30,112 --> 00:57:31,364 Do it, please. 872 00:57:53,135 --> 00:57:55,388 I've never seen anything like you 873 00:57:55,554 --> 00:57:58,391 On a scale of one to ten You're a hundred and two 874 00:57:58,641 --> 00:58:01,185 I go through the roof Let the ground swallow me 875 00:58:01,435 --> 00:58:04,146 To describe you, I'd need a doctorate in philosophy 876 00:58:04,397 --> 00:58:06,607 We met with a thousand people around 877 00:58:06,857 --> 00:58:09,819 When I think back I see only me and you 878 00:58:10,069 --> 00:58:12,488 The earth stopped turning all the same 879 00:58:12,655 --> 00:58:14,865 Stopping on just the right frame 880 00:58:15,116 --> 00:58:17,868 The coolest babe ever Nobody you need to please 881 00:58:18,035 --> 00:58:20,997 You enter my atmosphere And everything goes boom 882 00:58:21,247 --> 00:58:23,541 I hope you stay I'm afraid things ain't right 883 00:58:23,791 --> 00:58:26,836 Yet there's nothing I can give But these lines I write 884 00:58:27,086 --> 00:58:28,796 When you smile The sun shines down on me 885 00:58:29,046 --> 00:58:31,882 Once I'm lost in your eyes It's no use trying to flee 886 00:58:32,133 --> 00:58:34,719 I forget to breathe I forget my name 887 00:58:34,969 --> 00:58:38,514 But the moment that we met I recall all the same 888 00:58:38,681 --> 00:58:41,308 You turn a lake into a sea 889 00:58:41,475 --> 00:58:43,394 Make the stars like fireworks 890 00:58:43,561 --> 00:58:45,730 - I'll pick you up tonight. - Yes. 891 00:58:45,896 --> 00:58:48,941 You are my first and last true love 892 00:58:49,191 --> 00:58:51,694 My typhoon, my lifeboat 893 00:58:51,944 --> 00:58:54,488 When you hold me I let go 894 00:58:54,739 --> 00:58:57,158 You bring love, You set off wars 895 00:58:57,408 --> 00:59:00,327 My first and last true love of course 896 00:59:00,494 --> 00:59:02,788 You're real but still you're art 897 00:59:02,955 --> 00:59:05,624 When I'm with you We play the main part 898 00:59:05,791 --> 00:59:08,127 You paint in colors never known before 899 00:59:08,294 --> 00:59:11,380 Your words are like notes In a musical score 900 00:59:11,630 --> 00:59:13,549 I laugh until I cry with you 901 00:59:13,799 --> 00:59:16,469 Bawl my eyes out in my pillow Because of you 902 00:59:16,719 --> 00:59:19,263 We're so close Yet pretty far from each other 903 00:59:19,513 --> 00:59:22,391 It seems quite hard To get to know one another 904 00:59:22,641 --> 00:59:24,852 I've already nearly forgotten who I am 905 00:59:25,102 --> 00:59:27,646 Start thinking the whole thing is a sham 906 00:59:27,897 --> 00:59:30,900 I hope you like this song, sweet girl 907 00:59:31,150 --> 00:59:34,361 If not, you're still The most beautiful girl in the world 908 00:59:34,528 --> 00:59:36,989 You turn a lake into a sea 909 00:59:37,239 --> 00:59:38,741 Make the stars like fireworks 910 00:59:38,991 --> 00:59:41,952 You bring love, You set off wars 911 00:59:42,203 --> 00:59:45,039 My first and last true love of course 912 00:59:45,289 --> 00:59:47,666 My typhoon, my lifeboat 913 00:59:47,833 --> 00:59:50,252 When you hold me I let go 914 00:59:50,503 --> 00:59:52,963 You're real but still you're art 915 00:59:53,214 --> 00:59:55,758 You bring love You set off wars 916 01:00:09,355 --> 01:00:11,524 Damn! That's really good. 917 01:00:11,690 --> 01:00:14,443 We could start a band, like Willi Vanilli. 918 01:00:15,361 --> 01:00:17,863 - No way. - You're Willi, I'm Vanilli. 919 01:00:18,030 --> 01:00:19,698 I'm not changing my mind. 920 01:00:19,865 --> 01:00:22,159 I'll be Willi Vanilli, you write the lyrics. 921 01:00:22,326 --> 01:00:25,788 If you say Willi Vanilli one more time, I'll lose it. 922 01:00:33,462 --> 01:00:35,881 - Hi. - Hello. 923 01:00:37,925 --> 01:00:40,761 - You read his books? - Huh? 924 01:00:42,847 --> 01:00:46,767 I thought maybe some of his brilliance would rub off on me. 925 01:00:47,017 --> 01:00:49,061 He brought five books. 926 01:00:50,229 --> 01:00:52,648 He reads all night long. 927 01:00:54,608 --> 01:00:56,569 And he writes beautiful songs. 928 01:00:57,778 --> 01:00:59,989 - Fuck. - Fuck? 929 01:01:00,948 --> 01:01:03,534 - What is it? - I think Rick really likes me. 930 01:01:03,701 --> 01:01:06,704 That's great. So what's the problem? 931 01:01:06,954 --> 01:01:08,581 My life is a mess. 932 01:01:08,747 --> 01:01:11,458 Wherever I go, I get everyone in trouble. 933 01:01:11,709 --> 01:01:15,212 Well, thanks for hanging out with me all the time then. 934 01:01:16,463 --> 01:01:18,174 He's really talented. 935 01:01:18,424 --> 01:01:20,217 Do you know his songs? 936 01:01:21,385 --> 01:01:23,179 A few of them... a little. 937 01:01:26,682 --> 01:01:28,225 Where is he now? 938 01:01:28,392 --> 01:01:30,227 - In the bathroom. - Oh. 939 01:01:30,477 --> 01:01:33,772 - Is he hugging the toilet? - No, why? 940 01:01:34,023 --> 01:01:36,317 I thought he ate something bad? 941 01:01:36,942 --> 01:01:40,404 Oh, that! All those corpses got to him. 942 01:01:44,491 --> 01:01:47,745 - Tell him I'll wait downstairs. - Why? 943 01:01:47,995 --> 01:01:49,955 We're going out for a drink. 944 01:01:51,790 --> 01:01:55,377 - Just the two of you? - Rick and me, alone. 945 01:01:55,544 --> 01:01:57,379 But he's so incredibly shy. 946 01:01:59,590 --> 01:02:01,675 Yes, that timid boy. 947 01:02:05,387 --> 01:02:06,430 Thanks. 948 01:02:11,977 --> 01:02:13,812 Do you think I look okay? 949 01:02:15,272 --> 01:02:18,692 You could dress up as a Hobbit and you'd still look great. 950 01:02:19,777 --> 01:02:21,570 You're sweet. 951 01:02:31,538 --> 01:02:33,332 You smell so good. 952 01:02:40,714 --> 01:02:42,758 Like morning dew on cherry blossoms. 953 01:02:45,469 --> 01:02:47,429 Like freshly popped popcorn. 954 01:02:47,596 --> 01:02:49,223 Paris without exhaust. 955 01:02:49,932 --> 01:02:53,310 Shower gel from the drugstore. I can lend you some. 956 01:02:53,560 --> 01:02:55,354 Oh, thanks. 957 01:02:57,856 --> 01:03:00,985 - What you got planned? - I'm having a drink with Roxy. 958 01:03:01,235 --> 01:03:04,863 - She's waiting for you. - Tonight's the night. 959 01:03:05,114 --> 01:03:07,283 I'm going to go for it. She's ready. 960 01:03:07,449 --> 01:03:09,785 - What? "She's ready"? - Look. 961 01:03:13,247 --> 01:03:16,249 Hey, Rick. I'd rather see you tonight than go to Rivergate with Benno. 962 01:03:16,250 --> 01:03:18,669 Hey, Rick. I'd rather see you tonight than go to Rivergate with Benno. 963 01:03:18,836 --> 01:03:21,005 Do you want to get a drink? 964 01:03:21,171 --> 01:03:22,756 She likes my songs. 965 01:03:23,007 --> 01:03:25,676 Your songs? You're not meeting her! 966 01:03:25,843 --> 01:03:27,678 - Why? - Because I say so. 967 01:03:27,928 --> 01:03:29,138 Sure. 968 01:03:30,139 --> 01:03:32,599 Don't laugh like an idiot, airhead. 969 01:03:32,850 --> 01:03:35,978 The songs made Roxy think you have some brains. 970 01:03:36,228 --> 01:03:39,230 You don't! You're a fairground chimp, so don't ruin everything. 971 01:03:39,231 --> 01:03:40,441 You don't! You're a fairground chimp, so don't ruin everything. 972 01:03:40,691 --> 01:03:44,194 I won't ruin anything. I'll make it all better. 973 01:03:44,653 --> 01:03:46,613 You showed me what I have inside me. 974 01:03:46,780 --> 01:03:49,283 And love has given me propellers. 975 01:03:49,533 --> 01:03:50,534 - Oh, God! - No! 976 01:03:50,784 --> 01:03:53,996 I feel like I slept with my fingers in a socket. 977 01:03:54,163 --> 01:03:55,956 I'm electrified! 978 01:03:56,123 --> 01:03:58,250 - I've never been so in love. - No! 979 01:03:58,417 --> 01:04:01,503 You'll mess up, she'll get down and run to Benno. 980 01:04:01,754 --> 01:04:04,423 He knows just how to take advantage. 981 01:04:04,673 --> 01:04:07,675 If you stay here and Roxy can't see you, then she'll pine for you. 982 01:04:07,676 --> 01:04:09,553 If you stay here and Roxy can't see you, then she'll pine for you. 983 01:04:09,803 --> 01:04:12,306 She'll picture you withdrawn, reading, 984 01:04:12,556 --> 01:04:14,808 while Benno gets wasted and acts like a jerk. 985 01:04:15,059 --> 01:04:18,061 He'll get uglier while you become even more beautiful in her fantasy. 986 01:04:18,062 --> 01:04:20,147 He'll get uglier while you become even more beautiful in her fantasy. 987 01:04:21,815 --> 01:04:23,400 Then I jerk off or what? 988 01:04:26,028 --> 01:04:28,572 That's not the point, goddammit! 989 01:04:28,739 --> 01:04:30,074 Chill, bro. Okay? 990 01:04:30,324 --> 01:04:32,451 I know what you've done for me, 991 01:04:32,618 --> 01:04:34,620 but I have to go out on my own now. 992 01:04:37,915 --> 01:04:39,541 YOLO. 993 01:04:45,047 --> 01:04:48,717 - What? Where did she go? - I don't know. They just left. 994 01:05:04,817 --> 01:05:06,151 Shit! 995 01:05:46,900 --> 01:05:49,528 Our class is a little... or? 996 01:05:49,695 --> 01:05:51,488 At the Berlin Wall. 997 01:05:51,655 --> 01:05:53,991 - Trump or Hitler? - Yeah, right! 998 01:05:55,117 --> 01:05:56,743 Go figure. 999 01:06:20,225 --> 01:06:21,935 Here's fine. 1000 01:06:55,677 --> 01:06:58,055 What do you want to drink? 1001 01:06:58,889 --> 01:07:00,140 A beer. 1002 01:07:00,390 --> 01:07:02,601 A beer and a Sex on the Beach. 1003 01:07:04,728 --> 01:07:07,231 - Sex on the Beach? Really? - I like sweet things. 1004 01:07:09,816 --> 01:07:11,485 Come on, let's dance. 1005 01:08:03,036 --> 01:08:04,913 Hey. 1006 01:08:05,497 --> 01:08:06,999 That was fun. 1007 01:08:07,958 --> 01:08:10,085 Roxy, I... 1008 01:08:22,055 --> 01:08:23,140 Okay. 1009 01:08:25,684 --> 01:08:27,894 I think I'd better go. 1010 01:08:28,061 --> 01:08:29,813 It just isn't our night. 1011 01:08:34,401 --> 01:08:35,944 Are you free? 1012 01:08:41,116 --> 01:08:42,242 That went great! 1013 01:08:45,120 --> 01:08:48,957 - Where are we going? - To the CYD Hostel, please. 1014 01:08:49,207 --> 01:08:51,752 2215 P.M. Of course, time to go to bed. 1015 01:08:52,002 --> 01:08:53,837 Your generation sure is funny. 1016 01:08:54,004 --> 01:08:55,547 Doesn't smoke, doesn't drink. 1017 01:08:55,714 --> 01:08:57,799 Can't party, don't want drugs. 1018 01:08:58,050 --> 01:09:00,177 And you don't eat meat either. 1019 01:09:01,553 --> 01:09:05,223 - Do you just stare at your phones? - Is this the Cash Cab? 1020 01:09:07,267 --> 01:09:09,728 No sense of humor either. 1021 01:09:29,373 --> 01:09:32,417 HEY, COME JOIN US AT RIVERGATE! 1022 01:09:32,584 --> 01:09:35,212 JUST SAY YOU'RE WITH ME. BENNO 1023 01:09:50,394 --> 01:09:52,604 Hey! It's awesome you came. 1024 01:09:52,771 --> 01:09:54,981 Dude, what's going on here? 1025 01:09:55,148 --> 01:09:58,944 My father is an asshole, but he replaces love with money. 1026 01:09:59,194 --> 01:10:00,487 Yes, I know that. 1027 01:10:02,572 --> 01:10:05,659 - What would you like to drink? - A beer. 1028 01:10:06,785 --> 01:10:09,037 Coming right up, pretty lady. 1029 01:10:09,955 --> 01:10:12,457 Dance! Dance! 1030 01:10:19,965 --> 01:10:23,510 Forget it, dude! That girl comes with a bouncer. 1031 01:10:25,595 --> 01:10:28,598 - No chance. - Dude, I'm raising to 200. 1032 01:10:28,765 --> 01:10:32,686 What? You seem pretty damn sure of yourself. 1033 01:10:37,107 --> 01:10:41,069 Put this in her beer and good night. I'll get the nastiest video. 1034 01:10:41,236 --> 01:10:43,947 If you like, you can have a turn too. 1035 01:10:44,740 --> 01:10:46,908 Dude, are you kidding me? 1036 01:11:08,847 --> 01:11:10,599 I'll be right back. 1037 01:11:12,267 --> 01:11:15,269 Sorry, Rick. I can't talk right... Wow, what a view! 1038 01:11:15,270 --> 01:11:16,938 Sorry, Rick. I can't talk right... Wow, what a view! 1039 01:11:18,398 --> 01:11:21,193 Sounds better than our evening earlier. I'm sorry. 1040 01:11:21,359 --> 01:11:23,320 Yes, that was pretty bad. 1041 01:11:23,570 --> 01:11:25,906 - I acted like an idiot. - I... 1042 01:11:26,907 --> 01:11:29,993 - What? No, I won't say that. - Won't say what? 1043 01:11:30,243 --> 01:11:33,038 - Yes, Rick, you're saying that. - No. 1044 01:11:34,498 --> 01:11:35,707 Hello? 1045 01:11:37,751 --> 01:11:41,046 - Rick, what is it you won't say? - Sorry. 1046 01:11:41,296 --> 01:11:45,300 I can't tell you you don't have any idea how special you are. 1047 01:11:45,467 --> 01:11:48,470 You're way cleverer and funnier than other girls. 1048 01:11:49,513 --> 01:11:51,890 I don't know what to say now. 1049 01:11:52,140 --> 01:11:55,142 - That's nice. - Forgive me my lapse before. 1050 01:11:55,143 --> 01:11:56,603 - That's nice. - Forgive me my lapse before. 1051 01:11:56,853 --> 01:11:59,981 I'm just uptight and I can't do it face-to-face. 1052 01:12:01,399 --> 01:12:02,901 There's something else. 1053 01:12:03,151 --> 01:12:06,279 Right from the start, I felt like I knew you. 1054 01:12:06,988 --> 01:12:08,949 You're just like me. 1055 01:12:09,199 --> 01:12:10,867 Except pretty. 1056 01:12:12,077 --> 01:12:14,621 You're really, really strange. 1057 01:12:17,249 --> 01:12:19,042 You're not like me at all. 1058 01:12:19,209 --> 01:12:22,629 You're like I'd like to be. Quick-witted and brave. 1059 01:12:22,879 --> 01:12:25,173 You're just yourself... 1060 01:12:28,552 --> 01:12:30,220 See you later. 1061 01:12:36,059 --> 01:12:37,811 You should go meet her. 1062 01:12:38,687 --> 01:12:40,981 Just say you're with Benno. 1063 01:12:43,316 --> 01:12:45,193 Thanks, bro! 1064 01:12:51,116 --> 01:12:54,244 - Can you lend me a tenner? - Are you kidding? 1065 01:12:54,494 --> 01:12:57,080 I'm out of money, if she wants a drink. 1066 01:13:00,417 --> 01:13:03,628 - I hope a twenty will do. - Yes, that's fine too. 1067 01:13:09,926 --> 01:13:12,679 Hey, Rick, your phone! 1068 01:13:15,807 --> 01:13:18,351 Yes, take it easy. 1069 01:13:18,518 --> 01:13:22,230 He's a special guest. You'll get your turn too. 1070 01:13:34,868 --> 01:13:37,621 Who are you looking for? Here I am, sweetie. 1071 01:13:37,871 --> 01:13:39,748 - Thank you. - Hey! 1072 01:13:39,998 --> 01:13:42,417 - Where are you off to? - Please let go off me. 1073 01:13:42,667 --> 01:13:46,338 - We're having a drink together. - Let go of me already. 1074 01:13:46,588 --> 01:13:48,673 Hey! I bought you a drink. 1075 01:13:48,924 --> 01:13:52,010 You can't leave me here like some jerk. No way! 1076 01:13:57,933 --> 01:14:01,311 You're right. Let's just get it on right here. 1077 01:14:12,072 --> 01:14:14,616 - You stupid bitch! - Hi. 1078 01:14:14,866 --> 01:14:16,618 Hi, Rick. 1079 01:14:22,582 --> 01:14:26,419 - What's with the stupid grin? - That's my 200-euro grin, dude! 1080 01:14:33,385 --> 01:14:35,261 Chill, dude! 1081 01:14:42,560 --> 01:14:44,020 You nuts, Benno? 1082 01:14:45,647 --> 01:14:47,148 Off! 1083 01:14:48,149 --> 01:14:49,776 - Sorry! - You nuts? 1084 01:14:51,194 --> 01:14:53,905 - I just wanted to help. - Get out! Now! 1085 01:14:56,700 --> 01:14:58,952 - What about him? - He'll be all right. 1086 01:14:59,202 --> 01:15:01,204 Fuck, what the hell was that? 1087 01:15:01,454 --> 01:15:04,082 - I'm so sorry. - It wasn't your fault. 1088 01:15:04,332 --> 01:15:06,376 - Of course it was my fault! - No! 1089 01:15:06,543 --> 01:15:09,504 It isn't your fault! He had a bet going. 1090 01:15:09,671 --> 01:15:11,881 - What bet? - What bet? 1091 01:15:13,174 --> 01:15:14,509 What bet? 1092 01:15:15,760 --> 01:15:18,888 Everyone says you got thrown out of boarding school. 1093 01:15:19,139 --> 01:15:21,808 - Because of the guy in the closet. - Yeah? So? 1094 01:15:22,434 --> 01:15:24,436 They all got horny. 1095 01:15:24,686 --> 01:15:28,648 - Makes sense. - Shut it, Nurse Jackie! 1096 01:15:28,898 --> 01:15:30,942 Who are "they"? What kind of a bet? 1097 01:15:31,192 --> 01:15:33,528 Cem told me about it. 1098 01:15:34,446 --> 01:15:37,615 Benno wanted to film you... Doing it. 1099 01:15:40,035 --> 01:15:42,328 - And you knew about that? - Yes. 1100 01:15:42,954 --> 01:15:45,165 But you didn't want my advice. 1101 01:15:45,415 --> 01:15:47,751 I hate you and I want out of here! 1102 01:15:48,001 --> 01:15:50,378 You have to stop! I want to get out! 1103 01:15:50,628 --> 01:15:52,047 Hey, let me... 1104 01:15:52,297 --> 01:15:54,507 Roxy, let me explain! 1105 01:15:54,674 --> 01:15:58,636 You know what? I hope you didn't lose too much money. 1106 01:15:59,429 --> 01:16:01,639 Roxy, wait! 1107 01:16:01,806 --> 01:16:04,476 Sit down, buddy! Your pal has priority. 1108 01:16:08,063 --> 01:16:09,564 Thank you. 1109 01:16:10,940 --> 01:16:12,067 Ah, there you are. 1110 01:16:12,317 --> 01:16:15,028 My nose. 1111 01:16:16,529 --> 01:16:19,531 - What happened to my nose? - It's not your nose I'm worried about. 1112 01:16:19,532 --> 01:16:21,493 - What happened to my nose? - It's not your nose I'm worried about. 1113 01:16:22,160 --> 01:16:23,912 That's not funny. 1114 01:16:38,760 --> 01:16:41,179 RHINOPLASTY - THE PATH TO A BEAUTIFUL NOSE 1115 01:16:58,321 --> 01:17:01,908 HEY, RICK, ARE YOU AWAKE? HOW ARE YOU? 1116 01:17:03,493 --> 01:17:04,786 YES, I'M OK. 1117 01:17:04,953 --> 01:17:07,372 BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY: HOW ARE YOU? 1118 01:17:09,999 --> 01:17:12,836 SO-SO. HOW'S YOUR NOSE? 1119 01:17:14,879 --> 01:17:17,881 IT'S SWOLLEN AND LOOKS LIKE SHIT. 1120 01:17:17,882 --> 01:17:18,967 IT'S SWOLLEN AND LOOKS LIKE SHIT. 1121 01:17:20,426 --> 01:17:22,011 HOW MUCH? 1122 01:17:23,763 --> 01:17:26,558 LIKE CYRIL'S DOORKNOB. 1123 01:17:29,602 --> 01:17:33,481 WE'RE A DREAM COUPLE THEN. I HAVE A SWOLLEN SCHNOZ TOO. 1124 01:17:34,774 --> 01:17:37,776 COULD YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WITH A MEGA-NOSE? 1125 01:17:37,777 --> 01:17:39,779 COULD YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WITH A MEGA-NOSE? 1126 01:17:43,283 --> 01:17:47,287 DUMB QUESTION. DOES IT HURT A LOT? I'D LIKE TO HEAR YOUR VOICE. 1127 01:17:52,792 --> 01:17:55,044 CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW, 1128 01:17:55,211 --> 01:17:58,923 NURSE HILDE MIGHT GET JEALOUS. 1129 01:18:07,348 --> 01:18:09,267 I didn't sleep at all last night. 1130 01:18:09,517 --> 01:18:11,936 Benno, Roxane, 1131 01:18:13,021 --> 01:18:14,314 Rick. 1132 01:18:20,361 --> 01:18:22,030 We didn't do anything! 1133 01:18:26,534 --> 01:18:29,621 Well, I've seen a few things in my day, 1134 01:18:29,787 --> 01:18:32,749 but I've never returned down three kids. 1135 01:18:33,625 --> 01:18:36,878 - I have called all of your parents. - What? 1136 01:18:37,128 --> 01:18:38,838 - Dude! - Why? 1137 01:18:44,302 --> 01:18:46,971 Well, then. Let's go. 1138 01:19:14,415 --> 01:19:17,877 Hey, Rick. I'm so sorry about everything. 1139 01:19:18,044 --> 01:19:21,547 The new girl comes along with her crazy sex scandal 1140 01:19:21,798 --> 01:19:24,259 and you have to pay for all the chaos. 1141 01:19:24,425 --> 01:19:27,011 You know Rick, that thing in England... 1142 01:19:27,178 --> 01:19:31,015 I'm sure you heard about it. It wasn't like people are saying. 1143 01:19:31,182 --> 01:19:33,601 The boy I was in the closet with is gay. 1144 01:19:33,768 --> 01:19:37,730 And now people think we did ft, they stopped bullying him. 1145 01:19:37,897 --> 01:19:39,983 I got kicked out of school for it. 1146 01:19:40,149 --> 01:19:42,151 Unfortunately, he was too. 1147 01:19:42,318 --> 01:19:44,237 I'm just no lucky charm. 1148 01:19:44,737 --> 01:19:47,073 I hope I can make it up to you. 1149 01:19:47,240 --> 01:19:50,034 I like you a lot. I think I... 1150 01:19:51,911 --> 01:19:53,955 I'm in love. 1151 01:19:54,622 --> 01:19:57,959 I thought this stuff only happened to other people. 1152 01:19:58,126 --> 01:20:00,169 I don't want to ruin it. 1153 01:20:00,336 --> 01:20:03,338 Get well to your nose and say hi to Nurse Hilde. 1154 01:20:03,339 --> 01:20:04,799 Get well to your nose and say hi to Nurse Hilde. 1155 01:20:04,966 --> 01:20:07,302 See you in school. 1156 01:20:08,136 --> 01:20:09,637 Roxy. 1157 01:20:19,355 --> 01:20:21,357 Cyril is back! 1158 01:20:24,861 --> 01:20:26,779 -Hello 1159 01:20:27,572 --> 01:20:31,242 - How are you? - Good. I lost one of my teeth. Look! 1160 01:20:32,452 --> 01:20:33,953 Hallelujah. 1161 01:20:34,954 --> 01:20:38,666 How was it? Did you have fun? I bet you're hungry. 1162 01:20:38,833 --> 01:20:41,461 How was the food in the youth hostel? 1163 01:20:41,711 --> 01:20:43,838 Is everything okay? 1164 01:20:45,256 --> 01:20:47,008 I'm really beat. 1165 01:20:47,258 --> 01:20:49,510 I just want to go to my room, okay? 1166 01:20:55,850 --> 01:20:59,520 Okay, I understand. It's puberty. 1167 01:21:00,646 --> 01:21:03,274 No, I think it's love. 1168 01:21:04,233 --> 01:21:06,110 Oh, shit. 1169 01:21:18,247 --> 01:21:19,957 May 1? 1170 01:21:28,633 --> 01:21:30,134 Cyril. 1171 01:21:41,813 --> 01:21:44,232 I'm sorry about what I said to you. 1172 01:21:46,567 --> 01:21:49,404 Cyril, you're such a special boy. 1173 01:21:50,780 --> 01:21:52,824 You're a blessing for this world. 1174 01:21:52,990 --> 01:21:56,411 And if anyone thinks that a big nose, 1175 01:21:56,577 --> 01:21:59,622 droopy ears, crooked eyes or bowlegs 1176 01:21:59,789 --> 01:22:02,791 make you any less beautiful, then forget them. 1177 01:22:02,792 --> 01:22:04,043 Make you any less beautiful, then forget them. 1178 01:22:06,170 --> 01:22:09,172 The day will come for all us when our asses get wrinkly, 1179 01:22:09,173 --> 01:22:10,383 The day will come for all us when our asses get wrinkly, 1180 01:22:10,550 --> 01:22:13,552 our tits hang down to our knees, and we stop looking in the mirror. 1181 01:22:13,553 --> 01:22:15,179 Our tits hang down to our knees, and we stop looking in the mirror. 1182 01:22:15,346 --> 01:22:18,766 But, Cyril, you'll still be beautiful, 1183 01:22:19,016 --> 01:22:21,644 because you're funny and intelligent. 1184 01:22:23,187 --> 01:22:25,690 And that is a beauty that never fades. 1185 01:22:32,530 --> 01:22:34,323 I'll leave you alone. 1186 01:22:42,415 --> 01:22:45,960 - Hello? - Hey, I'm back home. 1187 01:22:46,711 --> 01:22:48,963 - Can I pick up my phone? - Yes. 1188 01:22:57,430 --> 01:22:58,764 Nasty, man. 1189 01:22:59,599 --> 01:23:02,477 Everyone is staring at me. It really sucks. 1190 01:23:03,769 --> 01:23:05,646 Do you have my phone? 1191 01:23:08,024 --> 01:23:09,901 Thanks. 1192 01:23:10,151 --> 01:23:14,113 - Have you heard from Benno? - I asked my folks not to press charges. 1193 01:23:14,280 --> 01:23:16,991 I don't want it to drag on. I'm a nazifist. 1194 01:23:18,075 --> 01:23:20,703 - Pacifist. - Yes, like Gandalf. 1195 01:23:21,454 --> 01:23:24,248 - Gandhi. - Whatever. 1196 01:23:27,585 --> 01:23:29,253 Roxy wants to see me. 1197 01:23:30,755 --> 01:23:32,381 And what are you writing her? 1198 01:23:32,632 --> 01:23:35,634 That I look like shit and she should wait a few days. 1199 01:23:35,635 --> 01:23:36,719 That I look like shit and she should wait a few days. 1200 01:23:38,137 --> 01:23:40,681 Hey, I have to go back in. 1201 01:23:41,807 --> 01:23:44,435 Cyril, wait. Wait a minute. 1202 01:23:44,685 --> 01:23:47,480 You've been texting her the whole time? 1203 01:23:47,688 --> 01:23:51,150 Hey, I had to keep it going. 1204 01:23:51,317 --> 01:23:52,777 So you wouldn't lose touch. 1205 01:23:54,237 --> 01:23:57,532 Hey, man, we're Willi Vanity, did you forget? 1206 01:23:59,659 --> 01:24:02,286 - You're in love with Roxy. - Nonsense! 1207 01:24:02,537 --> 01:24:06,249 - Even an idiot like me can see that. - That's bullshit. 1208 01:24:06,415 --> 01:24:08,501 It's her! 1209 01:24:10,294 --> 01:24:12,129 Well, answer it. 1210 01:24:17,969 --> 01:24:20,680 - Hello. - Hi, ehm... 1211 01:24:21,556 --> 01:24:24,558 - How are you doing? - Ehm, good. And you? 1212 01:24:24,559 --> 01:24:26,435 - How are you doing? - Ehm, good. And you? 1213 01:24:26,978 --> 01:24:29,980 Not so good, because I'd really like to see you. 1214 01:24:29,981 --> 01:24:31,440 Not so good, because I'd really like to see you. 1215 01:24:32,608 --> 01:24:34,569 Oh yeah? 1216 01:24:34,735 --> 01:24:37,737 Are you really sure you want to see me? I really look like shit. 1217 01:24:37,738 --> 01:24:38,906 Are you really sure you want to see me? I really look like shit. 1218 01:24:39,615 --> 01:24:42,617 I couldn't care less right now. I look like a hooligan myself. 1219 01:24:42,618 --> 01:24:43,703 I couldn't care less right now. I look like a hooligan myself. 1220 01:24:44,203 --> 01:24:47,665 Do you really not care? I mean... 1221 01:24:48,499 --> 01:24:51,501 The doctors say it could stay a huge schnoz. 1222 01:24:51,502 --> 01:24:52,712 The doctors say it could stay a huge schnoz. 1223 01:24:52,962 --> 01:24:55,006 Almost like Cyril's, you know? 1224 01:24:55,172 --> 01:24:57,925 It can't be so huge that it would bother me. 1225 01:24:58,092 --> 01:25:01,094 You're not listening. It could be a really sick schnozzola. 1226 01:25:01,095 --> 01:25:02,763 You're not listening. It could be a really sick schnozzola. 1227 01:25:02,930 --> 01:25:04,640 You can't like that. 1228 01:25:04,890 --> 01:25:08,144 - Stop it, man. - Listen to me, all the... 1229 01:25:09,395 --> 01:25:12,148 Man, that's so stupid and impulsive! 1230 01:25:12,398 --> 01:25:13,941 Oh yeah? Why? 1231 01:25:14,191 --> 01:25:16,694 You wrote the songs and chattered on to her. 1232 01:25:16,944 --> 01:25:20,031 You just sent me out to her because you're scared. 1233 01:25:20,281 --> 01:25:23,159 I may not be the brightest spark plug on the cake, 1234 01:25:23,409 --> 01:25:25,870 but I'm sick of being your avatar! 1235 01:25:29,665 --> 01:25:31,125 You're such a psycho! 1236 01:25:46,015 --> 01:25:47,892 Hi. 1237 01:25:49,393 --> 01:25:51,520 Good morning. 1238 01:25:54,565 --> 01:25:57,026 - Wow. - Pretty stylish, huh? 1239 01:25:57,401 --> 01:25:58,486 Absolutely. 1240 01:25:59,904 --> 01:26:01,614 Isn't that... 1241 01:26:02,323 --> 01:26:04,158 Dolce and Banana? 1242 01:26:07,286 --> 01:26:09,622 I'm afraid I have no idea where to go. 1243 01:26:10,539 --> 01:26:13,250 I can show you everything, if you want. 1244 01:26:13,501 --> 01:26:15,753 Just not the closets. 1245 01:26:19,006 --> 01:26:20,841 Come on. 1246 01:26:36,816 --> 01:26:38,943 - Hi, fans. - Dude. 1247 01:26:39,110 --> 01:26:41,570 - What's up? - Weren't you in Guantanamo? 1248 01:26:41,821 --> 01:26:43,447 - You on probation? - Nah. 1249 01:26:43,614 --> 01:26:47,451 - The wussies didn't press charges. - To end the quarrel. 1250 01:26:49,036 --> 01:26:51,080 It's called de-escalation. 1251 01:26:54,291 --> 01:26:56,502 What do you want, peckernose? 1252 01:26:57,420 --> 01:26:58,921 "Peckernose"? 1253 01:27:00,089 --> 01:27:01,298 How original. 1254 01:27:01,549 --> 01:27:03,175 - Boo! - Are you nuts? 1255 01:27:03,926 --> 01:27:05,761 He tripped over his nose. 1256 01:27:06,011 --> 01:27:09,598 - What? Can you repeat that? - What do you want? 1257 01:27:09,849 --> 01:27:13,686 - Do you want a snout massage? - Stop beating up on each other. 1258 01:27:13,936 --> 01:27:15,771 Just because Benno insults my nose? 1259 01:27:16,021 --> 01:27:20,025 Come on, Benno, you can do better than "peckernose." 1260 01:27:20,192 --> 01:27:23,654 Your schnoz stinks like zits and boogers. 1261 01:27:25,948 --> 01:27:28,743 Come on, Benno, let me lend you a hand. 1262 01:27:28,909 --> 01:27:31,704 The lines you're dropping are pretty damn poor. 1263 01:27:31,954 --> 01:27:35,166 My nose is still ugly if I wore a bag over my head. 1264 01:27:35,416 --> 01:27:37,209 Your turn. 1265 01:27:39,128 --> 01:27:41,922 Anything getting through your sealed up cavities? 1266 01:27:42,089 --> 01:27:43,299 Doesn't look like it. 1267 01:27:48,929 --> 01:27:50,723 You arrogant pig. 1268 01:27:52,349 --> 01:27:54,894 Let's see if the asshole can take a good dig. 1269 01:27:55,060 --> 01:27:57,730 I'd rather have a peckernose than be a stuck-up prig. 1270 01:27:58,522 --> 01:28:01,984 - Shut your face. - See how the little twerp counters. 1271 01:28:02,818 --> 01:28:05,780 A tough blow, but I'll show you where to go. 1272 01:28:06,697 --> 01:28:09,617 - Always follow your snout. - Cyril! 1273 01:28:09,867 --> 01:28:11,368 Wow! 1274 01:28:11,994 --> 01:28:15,247 I won't stop until you need a sippy cup. 1275 01:28:15,414 --> 01:28:17,792 You're so dumb, you make my nose hairs stand up. 1276 01:28:18,042 --> 01:28:20,211 I'll hang you by one of my nose hairs. 1277 01:28:20,377 --> 01:28:22,797 Truth be told 'bout a guy with a big nose, 1278 01:28:22,963 --> 01:28:25,800 when I take a leak I need a forklift for my hose. 1279 01:28:26,634 --> 01:28:28,427 Wow, Gonzo! 1280 01:28:28,594 --> 01:28:30,721 Tell me, loser, are you content? 1281 01:28:31,972 --> 01:28:35,768 Even with this big knob, I can't catch your scent. 1282 01:28:36,769 --> 01:28:38,270 Did you get that? 1283 01:28:39,897 --> 01:28:42,733 No, you don't. That's safe to assume. 1284 01:28:44,527 --> 01:28:48,322 I wrote a song, "Benno Dies in the Classroom." 1285 01:28:52,618 --> 01:28:54,870 Do you want to hear it? 1286 01:28:55,120 --> 01:28:58,499 I'm just making sure, because it'll hurt a little. 1287 01:28:58,666 --> 01:29:00,835 And the last line... 1288 01:29:01,085 --> 01:29:03,838 - ...will kill you. - Oh, really? 1289 01:29:06,549 --> 01:29:09,385 But let's begin with your "friends” 1290 01:29:09,552 --> 01:29:12,554 You think they've got your back? No, man, sorry, this is wack 1291 01:29:12,555 --> 01:29:13,597 You think they've got your back? No, man, sorry, this is wack 1292 01:29:13,764 --> 01:29:15,599 When the going gets tough 1293 01:29:15,766 --> 01:29:18,853 When they stab and punch Could you handle that stuff? 1294 01:29:19,979 --> 01:29:22,981 If Benno were poor would you find time To hand him your last dime? 1295 01:29:22,982 --> 01:29:24,149 If Benno were poor would you find time To hand him your last dime? 1296 01:29:24,400 --> 01:29:27,027 Or just scoff at his lack of prospects 1297 01:29:27,278 --> 01:29:29,905 And fuck him over by screwing his ex? 1298 01:29:31,907 --> 01:29:33,784 Shut up and come here! 1299 01:29:34,034 --> 01:29:37,079 Your kin may be loaded Sporting styles and crazes 1300 01:29:37,246 --> 01:29:39,415 Posting every pose On your Instagram pages 1301 01:29:39,582 --> 01:29:41,917 Got your own digs You're one rich mother 1302 01:29:42,167 --> 01:29:45,337 But why did your daddy forget the damn rubber? 1303 01:29:47,339 --> 01:29:48,757 Chill, bro! 1304 01:29:49,550 --> 01:29:52,344 -Because he didn't want you -Fuck you! 1305 01:29:52,511 --> 01:29:55,513 And your mother will regret That day her entire life 1306 01:29:55,514 --> 01:29:56,682 And your mother will regret That day her entire life 1307 01:29:56,849 --> 01:30:00,686 That's why you were never loved So you can never give love 1308 01:30:03,355 --> 01:30:06,357 And the values you don't have Nobody can take away from me 1309 01:30:06,358 --> 01:30:07,443 And the values you don't have Nobody can take away from me 1310 01:30:08,569 --> 01:30:12,489 Come on, let me explain Even if you'll never understand 1311 01:30:13,073 --> 01:30:16,076 Maybe your looks and money Will help you along 1312 01:30:16,243 --> 01:30:19,163 But what will survive When we're both gone? 1313 01:30:19,997 --> 01:30:22,416 60, 70 years on My grave will be overrun 1314 01:30:22,583 --> 01:30:25,502 1,000 friends and bros My son cries with his mom 1315 01:30:25,669 --> 01:30:27,922 They raise their fists, Say "His stuff was dope” 1316 01:30:28,088 --> 01:30:30,507 He wrote the best flows And gave people hope 1317 01:30:30,674 --> 01:30:33,385 And now he's a new star Shining down on our roofs 1318 01:30:34,762 --> 01:30:37,431 Nobody will come to your grave 1319 01:30:37,598 --> 01:30:39,808 Because your life was meaningless 1320 01:30:43,812 --> 01:30:46,941 Good morning. Everyone sit down. 1321 01:30:47,107 --> 01:30:50,402 I hope you've recovered from our exciting excursion, 1322 01:30:50,569 --> 01:30:52,821 because I did not. 1323 01:30:53,072 --> 01:30:54,865 And Mr. Schussler is sick. 1324 01:30:55,115 --> 01:30:57,451 Damned sissy. 1325 01:30:59,536 --> 01:31:01,246 Sit down, Benno. 1326 01:31:03,624 --> 01:31:05,292 What's wrong with you? 1327 01:31:06,251 --> 01:31:09,380 I think he's trying to figure out where he stands. 1328 01:31:17,721 --> 01:31:21,350 You are a sight only seen by few men 1329 01:31:21,517 --> 01:31:23,936 You're an eight on a scale of one to ten 1330 01:31:24,478 --> 01:31:27,314 Chest muscles, check Biceps, check 1331 01:31:27,564 --> 01:31:29,942 Why is the dude in the mirror so fresh? 1332 01:31:30,192 --> 01:31:33,654 Talented as Tupac balls like an ostrich Hats off to... 1333 01:31:33,904 --> 01:31:37,866 Cyril, no bathroom concerts. We're lined up out here! 1334 01:31:38,033 --> 01:31:40,285 - Are you having your period? - No. 1335 01:31:41,036 --> 01:31:43,205 Not for another three weeks. 1336 01:31:47,418 --> 01:31:49,128 I'll smack you with a sandal 1337 01:31:49,378 --> 01:31:51,088 To see what you can handle 1338 01:31:51,714 --> 01:31:53,841 You were raised on candy 1339 01:31:54,091 --> 01:31:57,011 I can fry fries in your fat It's damn handy 1340 01:31:57,261 --> 01:31:59,096 Your girl put a pizza in the oven 1341 01:31:59,346 --> 01:32:02,391 Love goes through my stomach She likes it through the colon 1342 01:32:02,641 --> 01:32:05,019 You rap like a little cunt 1343 01:32:05,269 --> 01:32:07,855 Forget about it I'm off to smoke a blunt 1344 01:32:09,398 --> 01:32:11,734 Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo! 1345 01:32:13,902 --> 01:32:15,571 Guys, what do you think? 1346 01:32:15,738 --> 01:32:17,740 Who's going to the next round? 1347 01:32:17,990 --> 01:32:19,616 Let's hear it for Killa! 1348 01:32:21,702 --> 01:32:23,996 OrTJ? 1349 01:32:26,957 --> 01:32:29,959 TJ, see you in the next round. Give it up for both MCs. 1350 01:32:29,960 --> 01:32:31,170 TJ, see you in the next round. Give it up for both MCs. 1351 01:32:35,257 --> 01:32:38,259 Next battle in the round one. Let's hear it for our reigning champ. 1352 01:32:38,260 --> 01:32:39,386 Next battle in the round one. Let's hear it for our reigning champ. 1353 01:32:39,553 --> 01:32:41,930 The guy with the funny mask. 1354 01:32:42,097 --> 01:32:44,058 Masked man! 1355 01:32:51,356 --> 01:32:52,858 - Yeah! - Awesome! 1356 01:32:53,108 --> 01:32:56,445 Kid, today I want to see that silly cover fly off. 1357 01:32:56,612 --> 01:32:58,697 You can't be that damn ugly. 1358 01:32:58,947 --> 01:33:00,449 The cover stays on. 1359 01:33:00,616 --> 01:33:03,160 Ah, we'll just see about that. 1360 01:33:03,410 --> 01:33:06,412 Flippers together for a new face with no cover, but a shitty name. 1361 01:33:06,413 --> 01:33:07,581 Flippers together for a new face with no cover, but a shitty name. 1362 01:33:08,665 --> 01:33:11,667 Make some noise for Tough-ass McJerkface! 1363 01:33:11,668 --> 01:33:12,836 Make some noise for Tough-ass McJerkface! 1364 01:33:16,215 --> 01:33:18,467 Women power! 1365 01:33:19,009 --> 01:33:21,970 - With mask after all. - I can fix you up one too. 1366 01:33:22,137 --> 01:33:23,639 Whoa! 1367 01:33:24,973 --> 01:33:28,268 Who starts? Masked man or you? 1368 01:33:29,269 --> 01:33:31,814 - Masked man. - McJerkface! 1369 01:33:32,314 --> 01:33:34,983 - Tough-ass McJerkface? - I'll start. 1370 01:33:42,658 --> 01:33:44,159 Go, baby! 1371 01:33:50,624 --> 01:33:53,752 Why won't this dude Leave the house mask less? 1372 01:33:54,461 --> 01:33:56,296 Probably afraid of a girl 1373 01:33:56,547 --> 01:33:58,966 Is it Carnival? I think this time I'll pass 1374 01:33:59,133 --> 01:34:02,261 Some dress up like cowboys You go dressed as a dumb-ass 1375 01:34:05,681 --> 01:34:07,307 Goldie, come on! 1376 01:34:12,354 --> 01:34:14,982 Do I got you tongue-tied? You ain't spitting 1377 01:34:15,232 --> 01:34:17,734 I see it in your eyes Your panic is showing 1378 01:34:17,901 --> 01:34:20,529 You change your name From Masked Man to Goldface 1379 01:34:20,779 --> 01:34:23,532 You have no clue who you are It's a disgrace 1380 01:34:24,158 --> 01:34:25,909 Did you forget how to rap? 1381 01:34:26,076 --> 01:34:28,453 This little boy needs to wake up ASAP 1382 01:34:28,620 --> 01:34:31,165 Did Mother Nature Deal you such a bad hand? 1383 01:34:31,331 --> 01:34:33,876 If you want the mask off raise your hand 1384 01:34:34,042 --> 01:34:36,420 There's a bitch behind that gold platter 1385 01:34:36,670 --> 01:34:39,298 Who thinks her looks are all that matter 1386 01:34:39,464 --> 01:34:42,009 It's up to you Be yourself or just hide 1387 01:34:42,176 --> 01:34:45,721 Be the world's biggest wimp You wimp 1388 01:34:45,888 --> 01:34:47,514 The mask is coming off 1389 01:34:47,764 --> 01:34:50,434 But your stupidity is a stain You can't wash off 1390 01:34:50,601 --> 01:34:52,978 You're just like all the other bimbos 1391 01:34:53,145 --> 01:34:55,647 You suck up to the dumbest machos 1392 01:34:55,814 --> 01:34:58,358 Suck up to any hottie Who throws you a glance 1393 01:34:58,525 --> 01:35:00,944 Bend over, he'll use you If he gets the chance 1394 01:35:01,195 --> 01:35:03,989 And when the coin drops You see there's nothing 1395 01:35:04,156 --> 01:35:06,617 Besides blather Know that I saw it coming 1396 01:35:06,783 --> 01:35:09,161 Cut or kill yourself But don't come crying to me 1397 01:35:09,328 --> 01:35:11,872 Leave me alone I'm finished with the therapy 1398 01:35:12,039 --> 01:35:14,249 I'm such a fool I just won't understand 1399 01:35:14,499 --> 01:35:17,211 I keep chasing you Nothing goes as planned 1400 01:35:17,461 --> 01:35:19,713 Admit it The odds were against me 1401 01:35:19,963 --> 01:35:22,424 Every line I wrote Just left me more thirsty 1402 01:35:22,674 --> 01:35:25,177 I already know That I don't deserve you 1403 01:35:25,344 --> 01:35:27,221 But I can't help that | 1404 01:35:27,387 --> 01:35:29,014 That I love you 1405 01:35:39,983 --> 01:35:42,985 You really are a miracle Or my greatest fear of all 1406 01:35:42,986 --> 01:35:44,780 You really are a miracle Or my greatest fear of all 1407 01:35:44,947 --> 01:35:47,115 I think I know just who you are 1408 01:35:47,282 --> 01:35:49,743 You are just like me except pretty 1409 01:35:49,993 --> 01:35:52,329 I asked myself When it would finally end 1410 01:35:52,496 --> 01:35:55,332 I lie in bed missing my best friend 1411 01:35:55,499 --> 01:35:57,542 But even when I try to disappear 1412 01:35:57,709 --> 01:36:00,504 When I close my eyes Your words ring clear 1413 01:36:01,380 --> 01:36:02,965 You are out of sight 1414 01:36:03,131 --> 01:36:05,926 Like seeing a new city On the first night 1415 01:36:06,093 --> 01:36:08,512 Anything can happen Sparks in my brain 1416 01:36:08,679 --> 01:36:12,140 One look from you sets off a hurricane 1417 01:36:12,307 --> 01:36:14,059 And I'm blown away 1418 01:36:14,226 --> 01:36:16,353 You're perfect Because you're not perfect 1419 01:36:16,603 --> 01:36:19,189 I love my life When I'm around you 1420 01:36:19,439 --> 01:36:21,984 If you don't love yourself Well, I do 1421 01:36:23,568 --> 01:36:25,445 Kiss her, dude! 1422 01:36:41,878 --> 01:36:44,880 You really are a miracle Or my greatest fear of all 1423 01:36:44,881 --> 01:36:46,508 You really are a miracle Or my greatest fear of all 1424 01:36:46,675 --> 01:36:48,885 I think I know just who you are 1425 01:36:49,052 --> 01:36:51,596 You are just like me except pretty 1426 01:36:51,763 --> 01:36:54,224 You talk much too loud You're off the charts 1427 01:36:54,474 --> 01:36:56,852 You set off an earthquake in my heart 1428 01:36:57,102 --> 01:36:59,521 It never stops I waited a long time 1429 01:36:59,730 --> 01:37:02,607 The star keeps shining Even in the daytime 1430 01:37:02,858 --> 01:37:04,818 My feelings are almost frightening 1431 01:37:04,985 --> 01:37:07,946 Every word you say Hits my skin like lightning 1432 01:37:08,196 --> 01:37:10,407 It's so strange When it all comes together 1433 01:37:10,657 --> 01:37:13,827 If I could wish upon a star I'd make this last forever 1434 01:37:14,036 --> 01:37:15,954 And I'm blown away 1435 01:37:16,204 --> 01:37:18,749 You're perfect Because you're not perfect 1436 01:37:18,999 --> 01:37:21,293 I love my life When I'm around you 1437 01:37:21,460 --> 01:37:24,212 If you don't love yourself Well, I do 1438 01:37:25,005 --> 01:37:28,007 You really are a miracle Or my greatest fear of all 1439 01:37:28,008 --> 01:37:29,801 You really are a miracle Or my greatest fear of all 1440 01:37:30,052 --> 01:37:32,012 I think I know just who you are 1441 01:37:32,179 --> 01:37:34,848 You are just like me except pretty 1442 01:37:35,849 --> 01:37:38,851 You really are a miracle Or my greatest fear of all 1443 01:37:38,852 --> 01:37:40,145 You really are a miracle Or my greatest fear of all 1444 01:37:40,395 --> 01:37:42,898 I think I know just who you are 1445 01:37:43,148 --> 01:37:45,650 You are just like me except pretty 1446 01:38:16,056 --> 01:38:18,767 I didn't know what I was missing 1447 01:38:18,934 --> 01:38:21,686 Till you turned everything upside-down 1448 01:38:21,853 --> 01:38:23,939 You make perfect little mistakes 1449 01:38:24,106 --> 01:38:27,692 With you it's different You wear it like a crown 1450 01:38:27,859 --> 01:38:30,237 If you only knew what I'm feeling 1451 01:38:30,404 --> 01:38:33,406 You just have to stand there And my body starts reeling 1452 01:38:33,407 --> 01:38:34,699 You just have to stand there And my body starts reeling 1453 01:38:34,866 --> 01:38:38,662 Someone please hold me Before I hit the ceiling 1454 01:38:38,995 --> 01:38:41,997 When I think of you You take my breath away 1455 01:38:41,998 --> 01:38:43,208 When I think of you You take my breath away 1456 01:38:44,501 --> 01:38:48,171 I want to hang out with you I'm afraid of what you'll say 1457 01:38:48,338 --> 01:38:51,216 Every time we meet My head starts to spin 1458 01:38:51,383 --> 01:38:53,677 There are many others But you're different 1459 01:38:53,844 --> 01:38:57,139 Every time we meet My heart skips a beat 1460 01:38:57,305 --> 01:38:59,433 My head's empty What can I do? 1461 01:38:59,599 --> 01:39:02,602 Every time we meet I have to run away 1462 01:39:02,769 --> 01:39:05,021 Because I turn red When you smile at me 1463 01:39:05,188 --> 01:39:07,232 Every time we meet 1464 01:39:07,399 --> 01:39:10,026 Every time we Every time we meet 1465 01:39:10,193 --> 01:39:12,946 Every time we Every time we meet 1466 01:39:14,322 --> 01:39:16,908 You paint graffiti with lipstick 1467 01:39:17,075 --> 01:39:19,744 Every day's your birthday 1468 01:39:19,911 --> 01:39:22,497 You steal a motorbike Race through the night 1469 01:39:22,664 --> 01:39:25,125 Chill on the moon as you like 1470 01:39:25,292 --> 01:39:27,711 You're the heroine of the block 1471 01:39:27,878 --> 01:39:30,213 You're more confident than God 1472 01:39:30,630 --> 01:39:32,424 Colorful flowers In a street full of rubble 1473 01:39:32,591 --> 01:39:35,552 You can see the future In your bubblegum bubble 1474 01:39:35,719 --> 01:39:38,513 Other girls like horses You eat horse fondue 1475 01:39:38,722 --> 01:39:41,308 At night you pet rhinos in the zoo 1476 01:39:41,516 --> 01:39:44,019 When a UFO passes You try to hitch a ride 1477 01:39:44,186 --> 01:39:47,063 Even in a hoodie You look out of sight 1478 01:39:48,148 --> 01:39:51,150 When I think of you You take my breath away 1479 01:39:51,151 --> 01:39:52,527 When I think of you You take my breath away 1480 01:39:53,320 --> 01:39:57,199 I want to hang out with you I'm afraid of what you'll say 1481 01:39:57,407 --> 01:40:00,494 Every time we meet My head starts to spin 1482 01:40:00,660 --> 01:40:03,038 There are many others But you're different 1483 01:40:03,205 --> 01:40:06,249 Every time we meet My heart skips a beat 1484 01:40:06,416 --> 01:40:08,585 My head's empty What can I do? 1485 01:40:08,752 --> 01:40:11,588 Every time we meet I have to run away 1486 01:40:11,755 --> 01:40:14,257 Because I turn red When you smile at me 1487 01:40:14,424 --> 01:40:16,176 Every time we meet 1488 01:40:16,343 --> 01:40:18,887 Every time we meet Every time we meet 1489 01:40:19,054 --> 01:40:21,765 Every time we Every time we meet 1490 01:40:22,140 --> 01:40:24,809 I go weak in the knees 1491 01:40:24,976 --> 01:40:27,395 And my mind's like Swiss cheese 1492 01:40:27,854 --> 01:40:30,106 My heart starts to race 1493 01:40:30,273 --> 01:40:32,734 I can't get rid of this feeling 1494 01:40:32,943 --> 01:40:35,445 I get butterflies in my stomach 1495 01:40:36,238 --> 01:40:38,532 I start acting like a clown 1496 01:40:38,698 --> 01:40:41,700 When I'm with you my mind starts to fly And I feel like I could die 1497 01:40:41,701 --> 01:40:42,744 When I'm with you my mind starts to fly And I feel like I could die 1498 01:40:42,911 --> 01:40:46,039 Every time we meet My head starts to spin 1499 01:40:46,206 --> 01:40:48,208 There are many others But you're different 1500 01:40:48,375 --> 01:40:51,586 Every time we meet My heart skips a beat 1501 01:40:51,753 --> 01:40:53,880 My head's empty What can I do? 1502 01:40:54,047 --> 01:40:57,342 Every time we meet I have to run away 1503 01:40:57,509 --> 01:40:59,844 Because I turn red When you smile at me 1504 01:41:00,011 --> 01:41:01,972 Every time we meet 1505 01:41:02,138 --> 01:41:05,140 Every time we Every time we meet 1506 01:41:05,141 --> 01:41:07,602 Every time we Every time we meet 1507 01:42:49,871 --> 01:42:51,581 That's all I've got. 113554