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- In the past week,

I ruined my chance to go to college,

I lost all my friends,

and I almost ruined my parents' marriage.

The one girl I ever cared about

will probably never talk to me again.

And I also got my face kicked in,

But,

after everything I've done

I probably got off easy.

You believed in me

and I betrayed you all.

(rock music)

- Amy,

I want you on band try-outs and theater auditions.

It's Pippin this year, right?

Great show.

Jules.

Jules, Jules.

I need you on the student parking permits.

Please, they confuse the hell out of everybody.

Can you do that for me?

All right.

Oh.

There's a new cafeteria policy.

Due to last year's brawl at McDonald's,

nobody's allowed off school grounds for lunch.

Not even the seniors.

We're stuck inside all year.

- That sucks.

- It's okay.

I'm gonna do an op ed on that.

Interview the principal,

it's obviously a hot-button issue.

Kev, what do you got, bud?

- Football and wrestling previews, Gav.

And I'd love to do a feature on the state wrestling champ

at 168 pounds, who happens to be you.

- All right, well you're probably

gonna want photos with that,

so meet me in the gym after school

I'll let you shoot me in my togs.

- I got a sports story,

but it ain't no goddamn puff piece.

It's gonna be in two-inch type

right underneath the masthead.

Steroids.

- [Gavin] Good to see you, Gilman.

- Oh yeah. - Steroids, huh?

- [Gilman] I'm gonna go undercover on the

football team as assistant equipment manager.

Blow the lid right off this bitch.

I mean, find out who's juicing,

where they got the stuff.

- What evidence do you have that anyone's using steroids?

- Statistics.

It's an epidemic now on the high school level.

- The high school football team went two and 12 last year.

Nobody cares enough to cheat.

- Maybe they don't wanna go two and 12 this year.

Ever think about that?

- It's a ridiculous reach.

Forget it.

- [Gilman] At least read the data.

- I don't need to read the data.

Thanks.

- Who are you trying to protect?

Cough it up, Riley.

How far up does this thing go?

- Take it easy, Oliver Stone.

I just don't want you bugging my friends with your bullshit.

(school bell rings)

Okay guys, listen.

These stories are due Friday.

You can just e-mail them to me, alright?

- Okay, we table the steroids thing.

What am I gonna do?

You beat me out for editor, Riley,

but I still have to make my mark this year.

- First of all, Gilman, take a giant step back.

You're in my area.

We discussed this

- Okay.

- All right, listen bud.

Why don't you just do a simple back to school piece?

You know, "Another year dawns on Parker Prep."

Whatever, just make sure you include the

changes on the academic calendar, okay.

- Back to school piece.

It's simple,

it's elegant.

Really gonna have to put my finger on

the pulse of the student body.

- Yes, fine.

Look, if it's good enough,

I'll even put it on the cover.

Just don't get carried away.

* Winners never quit

* Quitters never win

* I'm lanky

- Gonzo Gilman with the Courier.

Another year dawns, let's talk about it.

Gonzo Gilman with the Courier.

Do you have one minute?

- No, no, no, no, I'm sorry.

- Gonzo Gilman with the Courier.

What are your hopes

and fears?

* I'm sorry, can I keep this pen *

- Gonzo Gilman with the Courier.

What are your hopes and fears for the new year?

- I hope that you get out of my face

and I fear that you will not.

- Gonzo Gilman with the Courier.

I was hoping--

- No.

- Can I quote you on that?

- [Blonde] No.

- Got her digits, man.

Damn, she's hot.

- My friend, Rob, you would have to undress

that girl with a small crane.

- You've no vision, Gonzo.

Okay that girl loses this much baby fat,

she'll have the sweetest ass in the entire school.

And I am gonna be leading the ground floor.

- Interesting.

- You working on a story?

- Undercover.

I told you.

Two-inch type.

- Right underneath the masthead.

- Hi, Rob.

- Hey, gorgeous.

Welcome back.

Mm, this is gonna be such a good year.

- Dude, she's like the elephant man.

You're the Don Juan of the physically-deformed.

- Don't hate, okay?

Please, you're better than that.

- Guys, come quick.

It's Schneeman.

(upbeat music)

- Bastards!

How can you all just stand there?

Schneeman, I'm coming!

- Third year in a row.

My underwear is about to rip.

- I know, I know.

Shh, don't try to talk right now.

I'm gonna have to lift you, but gently.

Gently.

Got it.

Okay.

Come on down.

Here we go.

Here

we

go.

- [Girl] You okay, Schneeman?

- Did they do this to you?

- [Schneeman] Gavin Riley wasn't there.

- Listen Schneeman.

This isn't gonna happen again.

- I know.

That is the last time I wear underwear to school

- No, that's not what I mean.

(school bell rings)

- Okay you geniuses, here's your reminder.

The submission deadline for the

Van Buren prize is October 20th.

This is the most prestigious history

award in the country.

Parker Prep has had two previous winners.

Gavin's two older brothers, Marcus and Shawn.

Are you gonna continue the family dynasty?

(Gavin chuckles)

- They'll disown me if I don't.

- Well you're gonna have some tough competition this year.

Isn't that right, Mr. Schneeman?

Okay, back to Napoleon.

Another man who had his eyes on the prize.

Namely, the military domination of Europe.

- Another year dawns on Parker Prep,

the 150th in the school history.

For most students, it's a time to set goals

both academic and personal.

A time to dream,

when everything seems possible.

For others, however, school is already

a waking nightmare, a hellish abyss

where bullies prey sadistically on the weak.

Unpunished, their victims, too afraid to identify.

* You're used to the idea

* It's not 'cause you been seen *

* I don't know what to do

* But what you did to me

* I took a piece of you

* And threw it in the sea

* You can't do that to me

* You can't do that to me

* You can't do that to me

* You can't do that to me

(male humming)

- Hey

- Hey, how was the meeting?

Did you settle?

- And a hearty good evening to you, Diane.

No, we did not settle.

In fact, they threw the whole thing out.

- What?

Okay, so what happens now?

What, you don't get paid?

You've been working on this case for six months.

- Well, that's the high stake world of personal injury law.

- Arthur, c'mon.

This has got to stop.

You need to start getting compensated for your time.

And I'm talking about actual money.

I'm not talking about Fernando working

off your fee by doing the hedges

or king Popi giving you that car

truck thingy with the boat attachment.

- Hey, that's an 87 El Camino, babe.

That's a chariot.

- Look, I know how hard it is for you to say no,

but you're not working pro-bono at Legal Aid anymore.

This job is supposed to pay.

- Di, I'm taking every case I possibly can take.

I'm taking criminal, divorce, liability.

I'm practically chasing ambulances down the street.

What else do you want me to do?

- No money, no work.

It's very simple.

- Where's the boy?

- He's in his room.

Eddie!

Dinner!

- I call for a boycott (rock music)

on all boys varsity sports events

until the culprits step forward

and take responsibility for their actions.

We can no longer let this aggression stand.

(door knocking)

What?

I'm working!

- Dinner's ready!

- No, I'll eat later, I'm on a roll!

Hey mom?

Can you just grab me a Red Bull?

Rob, just do me a favor and read it out loud.

- "Another year dawns on Parker Prep,

"the 150th in our schools history."

"For most students, it's a time to set

"goals both academic and personal."

"A time to dream when everything seems possible."

- Keep going, keep going.

- That is the end of the article.

- No, it's not.

It's continued on another page or something.

- I don't think so, there's a period there.

- No, let me see it.

- Usually like it says--

- What's the matter, Gilman?

It's on the cover, isn't it?

- You cut the whole thing?

You had no right to do that!

- I told you what I wanted and that's what I printed.

- You're just protecting your neanderthal friends.

It's the same reason you tabled my steroids story.

That's not what a newspaper is for!

- You're in my area, Gilman, I'm warning you.

- A newspaper is for everybody.

It's a public trust!

I told the truth in that article.

- Back off, freak!

I'm serious.

- You think this is just gonna go away?

That this is just gonna be over?

We're still gonna get justice for Schneeman, Riley.

You can't stop us!

No justice, no peace!

No justice, no peace!

No justice, no peace!

No justice, no peace!

No justice, no peace!

It's gonna be a nightmare, Riley.

- You think you can challenge me, huh?

Huh!

You're out of your league.

Nobody cares what you think.

You understand that?

You better watch your back.

- Are you out of your mind?

I thought you wanted to go to Columbia for Journalism?

How is getting kicked off the

paper one week into school gonna help?

You know there are students with 4.0 averages,

who spend their summers working with lepers in India

who have a hard time getting into college!

What the hell are you gonna do?

This was your one extra-curricular selling point.

- Mom, one notch, okay?

Do me a favor?

- Oh, am I being shrill?

- Yes.

- I'm sorry.

It's just that we're killing ourselves

to put you into this fancy private school!

You have to hold up your end!

- I'm a victim of injustie, mother.

What do you want me to do?

- Why don't you apologize?

Get back on the paper.

- Apologize?

- Yeah.

- I will never apologize to Gavin Riley.

I'll say that right now.

I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees.

"Die on my feet, live on my knees."

Hey, that's pretty good.

Did I just make that up?

- Zapata.

Emiliano Zapata.

Mexican revolutionary.

- Is that all you have to say?

- Have you even read this, Diane?

He's standing up for the underdog.

Can't believe they'd cut a word of this.

I hope you're sending this to the dean at Columbia.

- Oh yeah, I send everything I write to Dean Herbert.

No response yet, but I know he'll respect my stand.

- Thanks, Arthur,

that's very helpful. (phone ringing)

- I love you very much.

- Hello.

This is she.

Yeah, I'm showing it on a week from Tuesday.

- Your mother's right.

We have sacrificed a lot.

Small things like dignity and a sense of shame but,

for me this isn't about getting into college.

It's about how far you're willing to go.

There's always gonna be some asshole standing in your way.

If there's something you need to do,

you have to find a way to do it.

Alright?

(fast upbeat music)

- Yeah.

Don't you have any pride,

as a professional?

- I don't cook this crap, I just serve it.

- Great.

What do you recommend?

The stew?

Mac and cheese?

Not the mac and cheese either.

What about this Vienna sausage?

That looks pretty tasty.

Is there anything?

Well man, I can't really eat saltines all year.

Just give me one of those sandwiches.

- Russian roulette, bro.

- Oh man, sloppy Joe, excellent.

Let me get some of that.

Mm.

So what are you gonna do about Riley?

- Sit down.

- Yeah.

- It's not just that they cut my article,

or the heinous way they defiled Schneeman.

We've been going to this school for three years

and it's like we've never even existed.

This year was supposed to be different, remember?

Two weeks in they've got their feet

on our necks already?

No way!

We're gonna start

a fucking revolution in this place.

- How are we going to do that?

- With a newspaper.

With our own underground newspaper.

Screw Gavin Riley!

- Gavin Riley owns this place.

He'll crush us like bugs.

- He's just a man, Schneeman.

He's got strengths and weaknesses like anyone else.

(determined music)

Too many narcs in here.

Let's meet at the usual place, okay?

After school.

There are only 10 people in this school

that anybody knows or cares about.

I'm gonna write about everyone else.

"The Unsung Heroes of Parker Prep"

That's my idea.

All right, anybody else?

Any ideas?

Anybody?

Rob, why don't you do

something on that mutant harem of yours?

That'll be a real killer.

- Yeah, yeah.

Okay, cool.

- Great. - Yeah.

- [Gonzo] That's what I'm talking about.

Rob, mutant harem.

Ming.

C'mon.

What do you got?

- Well...

Nobody even thinks I can speak English

so they blab their whole lives in front

of me like I'm not even there.

Some of these girls you wouldn't believe.

They act like they're so perfect,

but I see every single flaw.

Ridiculous clothes and hideous hair.

And they're just awful terrible people.

Spoiled two-faced back-stabbers.

Those godless whores.

It's all I can do not to vomit or scream in their faces.

I just wanna like rip out their hair.

Sometimes, I take pictures of them with my camera phone.

It's my dream of showing the world the truth.

It'd be funny to see them cry tears.

Boo hoo hoo.

Boo hoo hoo hoo.

- So like a gossip column?

Are you talking about doing a gossip column?

Okay cool.

Ming Na, gossip column.

Mr. Schneeman?

Mr. Scott Marshall Schneeman.

I'm gonna need your full story, man.

On the record.

Names and everything.

- What is this, the McCarthy hearings?

- Schneeman, you've gotta fight back now!

I mean for real!

They've already hung you by your underwear.

What else can they possibly do?

- That's what I'm worried about.

- Is anybody gonna order food?

- Absolutely, Errol.

One slice of your famous cherry pie

and four forks.

(horns honking)

(upbeat rock music)

Evie Wallace.

What the hell does she want?

- Easy E.

Hey, you know what?

I bet she's working out of this joint.

- Oh, as a waitress?

- No, she's a hooker, man.

She has sex with guys in exchange for money.

- I know what a hooker is, Rob,

but no, I do not believe that.

- No, that's like a 100% confirmed.

She sold her cherries to some Japanese businessman

over the internet for $50,000,

which is like 520,000 Yen.

- She doesn't dress like a hooker.

Her clothes are flawless.

- Also for her first time

she blew the entire wrestling team last year.

100% confirmed from multiple sources.

- Gavin Riley is an evil son of a bitch

and anything that will knock him down a peg

or even annoy him a little bit, I'd like to be a part of.

- Have a seat.

I'm Gonzo Gilman, I'm in charge here.

- I assume you all know who I am?

- Well I don't really know how you found out about us,

but now that you're here, let me get you up to speed.

We're starting a newspaper here

and we plan on pissing a lot of people off.

- No you're not gonna make a newspaper.

- Why not?

- Newspapers are dead, okay?

You've gotta do a website or it's a total joke.

- No, we're not hiding behind usernames in cyberspace,

this is gonna be a communal experience.

Something tangible, an actual thing

that you can hold in your hands

and get the ink on your fingers.

Newspapers are dead.

You know no one really asked you anyway.

You just walked in here.

You can go home and blog yourself.

- Dude, what are you doing?

You know she could give us a lot of street cred.

- Okay, let me ask you something.

How do you plan on paying for it?

Newspapers cost a lot of money to print, ya know.

- Advertising.

We hit every mom and pop shop in this town

getting crushed by these soulless chains,

introduce them to a whole new consumer.

- I'll take out an ad.

Couldn't hurt.

It's 50 for a full page.

- How about 40.

- Done.

See?

Don't worry about the money, covered.

- Look, even the New York Times has a website component.

Talk-backs,

videos,

blogs.

I mean you wanna interact with your readers, right?

You,

you want a reaction don't you?

- I don't know anything about web design.

- I do.

I can format your whole newspaper.

- See, I have very specific ideas about the formatting.

We'd have to work very closely, together.

- Are you gonna go all the way with this?

Or are you gonna, punk out?

- What do you think?

- I think we're all gonna go home together

in this direction.

You guys can stay here.

We'll see you later.

- I have this pretty classic picture of Schneeman

we should probably use for the cover.

- Yeah, cool.

Let me give you my email.

- Oh, yeah, absolutely.

(loud rap music)

- The bubonic plague!

Yo, better double bag Gilman or your dick's gonna fall off.

Off!

- You have no dick, asshole!

Piss off!

I hope you don't believe everything you hear.

- No.

You know if they're lying,

you should write something too.

Set the record straight.

- Yeah, maybe I will.

- What happened between you and Gavin Riley?

- That's nobody's business.

(instrumental music)

- You're a motherfucker on that triangle, man.

- Thanks.

- What's your name?

- Oh, I'm Dave Melnick.

- Dave, tell me, how'd you like to be a star?

- I'd like to be a star.

* I'm checking every paper that I see *

* Hardly hear a mention on TV

* Who'd of thought disease could be passe *

* It's looking like it turned out that way *

* They make it like it said

* You go outside (brace squeaking)

- [Rob] Most people only see a block of stone.

The artist sees the statue trapped inside.

* And someone needs sorrow

- Kev, Julie's my best friend.

- But you're so freaking hot.

- I know.

* This statement needs a fire right in here *

- You skanky little ho.

* You're acting like the doctor *

* Perfect cure

- [Schneeman] "You can chain me, you can torture me,

"you can destroy my body,

"but you will never imprison my mind."

Mohandas Gandhi.

- So check it out.

I finally got those last two ads.

RJ's Records on Main St and that kid Django

who sells weed on the playground.

- I'll scan them in.

- Yeah, good.

- What are you up to, Gilman?

- If this school's an ass,

that's my foot.

Triple 10s.

- [Gavin] Pathetic.

- [Gonzo] Evie.

- [Evie] Did you get it?

- The double-thumb Gonzo Fist.

Hunter S. Thompson.

It really grabs the eye by the balls of the throat.

- That doesn't make any sense,

but think I know what you mean.

I'm gonna stay up tonight,

see if I can finish the whole lay-out.

(school bell rings)

Gonzo files number one.

- Oh my God,

Evie.

This looks so professional.

I love it.

- Wait till you see the website.

- I kinda hope Schneeman doesn't get murdered for this.

- I know, berserk.

- Oh, this one's mine.

You might think it's stupid so just--

- Evie.

I have like 40 plus moronic ideas every second

and I tend to express them all.

A sex advise column?

This is cruel.

- If they want a whore, I'll give them a whore.

(boys laughing)

Bastards.

Let them see how it feels.

- Ever feel lost, lonely,

weird, really ugly?

Last to get the joke?

You ever wonder where the party is?

You ever get a dodge ball on your face?

Pop a boner in your sweat pants?

Ever feel embarrassed about being smart?

Ever feel just like staying in bed all day,

all week, all year?

You ever feel misunderstood, cheated, alone?

Ever wonder why nothing ever feels easy, ever?

Well, this paper's for you.

Welcome to the Gonzo Files.

(rock music)

- Hey, that's me.

Look she's making herself puke.

Thanks for the unrealistic body image, bitch.

- What?

I'm not bulimic, you asshole.

I was puking my guts out from the cafeteria food.

- [Woman] Right.

- [Male] The Hendrix of the triangle?

Yeah.

- [Male] Oh my God.

That's brutal.

- [Male] Hardcore.

- [Male] Damn, they put him in a whole locker!

- [Male] Who are these creeps?

- You whore!

(girls grunting)

- [Woman] Knock it off!

- "I have had the misfortune of being bullied

"by Johnny Rock since he came to Parker in 9th grade.

"Over the years he has worked long

"and hard to perfect his patented wedgie technique

"that combines elements of public humiliation

"and excruciating physical pain

"into a veritable bouillabaisse of terror.

"Take it from me, in the world of raging assholes--"

- "Johnny Rock stands alone."

Congratulations, Johnny.

You earned it.

Now if you'll excuse us,

we're late for gym.

- Physical education, that's important.

Why aren't you dead right now?

- [Male] Everyone knows Marlene Katsmeyer's

curvy just not like this.

Haters, eat your hearts out.

- Damn, Elephant girl really is smokin'.

Horny Rob!

You go, boy!

- Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Wait, listen to this.

"Dear Easy E, I have a very small penis.

"In fact, I'm one of the few guys

"who can actually pee on his own balls.

"Do you know of any procedures or

"exercise that can improve my length and girth?

"Please help.

"I'm scared I'll never be able to please a woman.

"Sincerely, Ryan McCloud."

That preppy guy who always wears rugby shirts.

(everyone laughing)

- This letter is bullshit!

(everyone laughing)

I am long

and strong!

- No.

I've seen your sad, sad excuse for a penis.

Last year when I gave you a hummer in the boys' bathroom?

Don't you remember?

I mean, at least that's what you told everybody.

What are you, you saying it's not true?

You're a nasty little liar, aren't you, Ryan?

Say it.

Say "I'm a nasty little liar and I deserve to be spanked."

Say it.

- Say it. - Say it!

- [Crowd] Say it, say it!

Say it, say it!

Say it, say it!

- Say it.

- You can go to hell!

- I want these written in English.

- [Intercom] Attention.

Attention students, will Edward Gilman

please report to the principal Roy's Office.

(everyone cheering)

Ah, Mr. Gilman.

You caused quite a commotion today.

But that's now always such a bad thing, yes?

- No.

We think it's cute, what you did.

- Cute?

- Well, you certainly hit a nerve.

Have a seat.

Now, there's a lot about your

paper that is inappropriate.

and in very poor taste

and I seriously considered disciplining you.

But your essential message

saluting the unsung heroes of Parker Prep has real value.

Gonzo,

as long as you agree to tone it down, a lot,

and to work under Gavin's supervision,

we're prepared to give you a small budget

and to make your little paper

an official supplement of The Courier.

Well, what do you think?

(Gavin clears throat)

- Well, gentlemen,

I'm flattered by your offer.

Really.

But you see,

if I accept your money

then I have to accept your rules.

And sorry, but my readers will not allow the Gonzo

to be censored by anybody.

- Let me put it another way.

If you put out another issue,

I'm going to suspend you.

- Huh.

Well I guess you'll do what you have to do

and I'll do what I have to do.

Meeting adjourned?

Great.

- Big mistake, Gilman.

Big mistake.

- May I say it was fun?

It's been a really long time since I've had fun.

- Cute.

He called my paper "cute."

- [Evie] Who?

- Who do you think?

- Look, Riley?

Who cares what that asshole thinks.

Don't let him get in your head, Gonzo.

That's what he wants.

- What if he's right?

What if people really do see this paper

as just another prank?

Like streaking across stage during graduation.

- But that's not what this is.

Look, on the website,

people are already sending me letters.

Real letters looking for advice.

And not just about perverted sex shit either.

You have no idea how many girls

were screwed over in this school.

I'm gonna try and help.

- See that's cool.

I mean yeah, your thing is really cool.

What did I write?

About some stupid shit about a triangle player.

Great reporters find great subjects, change things.

- Give yourself a break.

It was only the first issue.

(rock music)

- Okay, this is the premise.

Parker Prep was actually built

over a graveyard for the criminally insane.

And now, these psychotic ghosts all rise

up from the dead and killing everyone in school.

It's up to a band of brave students

well-versed in the dark arts to save the day.

- And these brave students are led by Hyperion?

- That is correct.

- I have the first 16 issues ready.

- Deadline's November 23rd.

Next!

- I devised Wordoku.

Which is like Sudoku but for word lovers.

They're fiendishly clever.

- I don't think so.

- This is a manifesto on the coming

environmental apocalypse.

I wanna print it on the front page.

Every word.

- That's cool, man.

Okay.

Glad someone's looking ahead.

Planning for the future.

- "It's called out and about in Parker Prep"

If you're in the closet,

we will hunt you down and drag you out by force.

We're bullshit detectors too.

- Right on.

- His problem is he's not horny enough.

I want nudity.

I want spy cams in the girls' locker room kinda shit.

I mean quit teasing me, man.

- More T and A.

Duly noted, thank you very much.

- You don't have to be dicks about it.

- I'm Stone, this is Malloy.

- What are you guys, characters from a mid-70s cop show?

(friends chuckling)

- No, we're sophomores.

And we love The Gonzo.

- We want be your interns, ya know.

Fetch you coffee.

- Run your errands, whatever.

- We just wanna learn.

- Yeah.

You guys wanna help?

Get everybody in a line.

Tell them they'll all get a chance as long

as they order something to eat.

- You mean we're hired?

- Correct.

(upbeat music)

- [Stone] Okay, people!

You wanna talk, you gotta eat!

- [Malloy] Take a menu and line your asses up!

- Stone and Malloy, good addition.

(school bell rings)

- Hey!

Are you gonna tell me what's going on?

- With what?

- With Easy.

You're hanging out, right?

- No.

- C'mon.

She 420-friendly, bareback-rider,

- Dude, c'mon.

Stop.

She's not like that.

- No, no.

You are spending all of your time with her.

You cannot tell me that you're just friends.

- We're

colleagues.

Yeah, colleagues.

- Oh Jesus, you are an idiot!

You.

Sloppy Joe-time, of course.

Oh, fantastic!

Thank you very much.

I'm telling you, sir, you need to try this out.

It's unbelievable.

- Look, I bring my lunch from home.

I'll give you half.

It's brain food.

- Oh no!

No, that shit is nasty.

Please okay.

Just give my man the Joe.

- I think I want the Joe.

- Give him the Joe.

- Okay!

Alright.

You want the Sloppy Joe?

You got it.

Here, take a little more.

Nice and

sloppy.

(Gonzo vomiting)

- How long's he been in there?

- A while.

He's been there a while.

He's got a weak stomach.

- I hope he's okay.

- Yeah, yeah, I'm sure he's fine.

You okay.

Doing well these days?

- Yeah.

Yeah?

- I've got it!

We do an investigative piece

into the health conditions in our cafeteria.

They shut us in that lunchroom and then they poison us!

I bet a lot of kids have gotten sick this year.

We have to find out why.

- I'm gonna give you a couple of breath mints.

'Cause your breath really smell bad right

now due to the vomit in your throat.

It's gonna help.

- This is the story.

- Where do we start?

- We have to get the school nurse's records.

- Gonzo!

Those are confidential.

It'll never happen.

- Right, and all part of the cover-up.

- Yeah.

Let me get my laptop.

I got an idea.

- [Gonzo] What's your idea?

- Let's put a poll question on the website.

(upbeat music)

Let's see if we got any responses.

- Yeah.

* This is what I like to say

* Talking on the phone

* Just walk away

* And cry

* For so long

- Oh, sorry.

Not a lot of people come up here.

No one, actually, comes up here.

- I'll be good.

You won't have to hit me.

* Listen to the voice that says *

* Oh alright

- [Evie] Oh my God, we have 11 hits already.

- You're kidding me.

- Look who's liking the site now, huh?

- I can see that it's a useful tool.

I don't see why you have to rub it in my face.

- Hey look, that cheerleader really wasn't bulimic.

She was out of school with salmonella.

- Salmonella is a really serious illness.

She probably got a doctor's note.

- That's hard evidence, we can print it.

- Could scan it.

- This is really big.

- We have to interview everybody.

- Okay, let's go over what we know.

The majority of these complaints

are about the Sloppy Joe, the taco, or the burger.

So, class,

what do all these things have in common?

- The meat.

- The meat.

- The meat.

- The meat!

- Good job, Rob.

- Thank you.

- Yeah, the meat.

The beef.

I wonder what company Parker Prep uses?

- You could ask Principal Roy about that.

- No, I couldn't.

'Cause then he'd know we're doing another issue.

Only one way to find out.

(rock music)

- Let's do it.

- [Gonzo] My God, look!

(cans clanking) (rats squeaking)

- Anybody in here?

Goddamn, Ratatouille!

Every night with you guys!

- Let's keep shooting.

This stuff is gold.

Not only were conditions shocking,

but further investigation revealed this meat

Which is only used in pet food and school lunches.

The expiration dates were all slightly off.

Gonzo people demand answers.

Gonzo people demand justice.

We will not stop until both are ours.

- Unacceptable!

- I told you I wasn't lying.

This is why I puked, bitches.

- [Woman] Oh my god!

Have you seen this?

This is disgusting.

I'm never going in there again.

- The ink work is insane.

This is like early Steve Ditko.

- Thanks, bro.

I can put you in the next issue.

Any superpower you want.

- I wanna see through walls.

- Yes!

(people chattering)

- You're kidding me.

Okay, everybody!

Listen up!

There are inspectors from the Board of Health in there.

They're shutting the cafeteria down!

We won!

(crowd cheering)

So I don't think Roy can keep us inside anymore.

I mean, we've gotta eat somewhere, right?

Let's get the hell outta here!

(crowd cheering)

- [Crowd] Gonzo! Gonzo!

Gonzo! Gonzo!

Gonzo! Gonzo!

- I'm hungry!

Get some mushu pork!

Get a salad for Christ sake!

- You really think you can beat me, Gilman?

Please.

You're playing checkers and I'm playing chess.

I'm always 10 steps ahead.

- Whatever, man.

- Roy would like to see you.

Now.

- We had no idea he was even doing this.

Doesn't that bother you?

- Honey, you act like he's building bombs in the garage.

- He's been suspended, Arthur.

That means he can't make the honor roll.

His grades are slipping too.

Columbia's gonna laugh at him.

- You are like a robot now.

Who's programming you?

This is magic.

Okay?

Some people never do anything this

special their whole lives

and you are missing it.

I'm not even sure they have a right to suspend you.

We should, I mean, you should fight it.

There are some first amendment issues here.

- Oh god, not the First Amendment.

- He should be able to write what he wants to write Diane.

No one's disputing the facts of the story are they?

- Oh my god, stop it!

Do you want to make a bigger mess?

Let him get through high school

then he can save the world.

Listen, Eddie.

I know how special you are.

But you just can't act on every impulse.

If you don't plan for life and put things in place,

you're gonna regret it.

Trust me.

(rock music)

(door knocking)

- Are you Gonzo Gilman?

The Parker Prep whistle-blower?

- Yeah that's me.

- I'm Charlie Ronald.

I do a segment called Local Heroes on New York 3.

- Oh yeah.

Charlie Ronald, On the streets.

- And in your face.

That's me, yeah.

Mind if I ask you a few questions?

- Oh yeah, sure.

- You might wanna put some pants on first.

- How'd you find me?

- You're not the only one chasing stories, kid.

* Get behind the struggle

* Get behind the struggle

- Stencil.

Here you go, man, that's yours.

Look, Gonzo's like Nelson Mandela

or John Gotti.

Someone who fought for his people,

ended up in jail because of it.

And now, it's all of our responsibility

to spread the word, okay!

I mean, are you with us, brother?

That's what I'm talking about.

- We've gotten 97 signatures.

Roy's gotta know how we feel, man.

No justice, no peace!

- [Everyone] No justice, no peace!

No justice!

- Who said the revolution wouldn't be televised?

- Now that's what I call lunch.

- You watching it?

- It's insane.

- [Charlie] 27 code violations in the school cafeteria,

but Principal Roy still refuses to comment.

- We'll be making a full statement.

Okay, we're not gonna do it in the parking lot.

All right, not now!

- [Charlie] Meanwhile Gonzo Gilman is sweating out

the 4th day of a week-long - Shh, shh, shh.

- [Charlie] suspension that many feel is unjust.

The question must be asked.

Is the wrong person being punished here?

Does Parker Prep even have the right to censor him?

This is Charlie Ronald for New York Free News.

On the streets and in your face.

- [Reporter] And now with a look at your weather,

here's Robert.

- Charlie Ronald is your old college buddy.

You made him do this, didn't you?

You know how Eddie gets carried away.

You're just setting him up for a fall.

- I know your early decision at Brown, Evie.

But check this out.

The dean from Columbia finally wrote me back.

He's impressed with my stuff

and apparently, I'm on the shortlist.

I know, it's huge.

Dean fucking Herbert on the Gonzo's jock, you know?

- Who says he's gonna fall?

- Hey, come back and see us again.

I sing on Thursdays.

- [Customer] See ya later.

- That's a good cup of coffee.

Busy day, huh?

- Just like the old days before McDonald's

and Pizza Hut moved in.

You couldn't get a table in this place.

- This whole Gonzo thing must be good for you, huh?

- Saved my business, I'll tell you that.

For now anyway.

- Well, it cuts both ways, doesn't it?

- What do you mean?

- Well, you are his biggest advertiser, right?

- First advertiser too.

I'm the one that got the whole ball rolling.

- You see?

He couldn't do it without you.

- I guess we helped each other.

- I'll say you have.

- Listen, we're open in the backroom

for the first time since '98.

We're gonna have a big party.

Why don't you come.

- Saturday night?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- [Errol] It'll be fun.

- Maybe I'll check it out.

(loud rock music)

* Well I light the fire

* 'Cause it's getting dark

* Take take a light

* Tear it apart

- Thank you very much.

- Hey, what's up?

- Hey, is Gonzo here yet?

He's coming, right?

- He said he was coming but you know,

he's grounded so who knows.

- Okay.

Hey, dude!

(dog barking)

(rock music)

* Oh let us be

* Oh let us be

* Oh let us be

* Oh let us be

* Oh let us be

* Oh oh oh

* Oh let us die

* There's a party now

* In the part of town

* Where the kids don't leave

* Oh oh oh

* Oh let us be

* Oh oh oh

* Oh let us die

- We got Gonzo.

30 seconds to stage.

* Give us all a nod

* That it's overrun

* That's who we wanna be

* Oh be

* Oh be

* Oh

(crowd cheering)

- Alright Melnick!

Alright Melnick!

Get his ass off the stage!

Ladies and gentlemen,

the moment you've all been waiting for.

My man, the freedom fighter from Parker Prep.

Give it up for Gonzo Gilman!

Gonzo! (crowd cheering)

- My people!

My people!

- [Crowd] Gonzo! Gonzo!

- What schools,

and police,

and governments fail to realize

is that we've got the power!

(crowd cheering)

But you know what's a damn shame,

is when we forget that too.

But you know what I'm seeing right now?

I'm seeing that we're starting to realize.

Do you see that? (crowd cheering)

Do you see that!

Do you see what we can do!

- [Male] You gonna print another issue?

- What do you think?

(rock music)

- I'm from North.

He's from Central.

She's from GW.

Look, we wanna go Gonzo on our schools too.

We wanna really blow some shit up there.

- Right on.

But we can just send you the lay-outs.

All you have to do is fill 'em out.

- That would be awesome.

- Just tell the truth, brothers and sisters.

That's all I ask.

- Even if the truth hurts.

What's up, Gilman?

- Riley?

- I came to congratulate you, man.

You had an idea,

you followed it through,

and it worked.

That's pretty cool, man.

- Thanks, man.

- You know, our humble little paper is coming out on Monday.

It's not the Gonzo but

there's a really interesting article in there

I think you should check out.

- Okay.

- Evie.

Evie Wallace!

(Gavin chuckling)

You are glowing.

I'm really happy for you.

For both of you.

Monday.

- We should get outta here, right?

This party's totally dying down.

- Yeah.

- We can go back to my place.

My parents are gone.

After after party.

Just the staff.

- All right, yeah.

- [Rob] Okay.

- Rally the troops.

(girls giggling)

- You know, I've been working it and I've been working it.

I think tonight it's finally going down.

- [Gonzo] What?

- Every man's fantasy.

You know what the French call "eating for three?"

- [Woman] Robbie.

- Robbie.

- Hello ladies.

- Oh sweet Jesus, no.

- Oh yes.

Pretty nervous you know,

'cause it's my first time but

I put my camera in there, I set it up,

so I'm just gonna film myself doing it

and then I can watch it later and see how I did.

Hey, I'll show it to you if you want.

- Oh no, that's really okay.

- Okay.

Wish me luck, man.

- Praying for you.

- [Rob] Let's hope there's enough of me

* Woo

* Yeah, yeah, yeah

- Oh hell yeah.

* Well, whoa, whoa, whoa

* Yeah

* Mm

(man screaming)

- So, are you a virgin?

(fridge rattling)

- What?

- Have you ever had sex?

- Whoa, we're just really diving in there, aren't we?

Remember Elizabeth Frankel?

She moved away last year.

She was in our grade.

We've been best friends since elementary school.

We made this pact to get it over with.

- How was it?

- Embarrassing, if truth be told.

Yeah.

Well there I was humping away,

thought I was doing great.

Really thought I was championing that sex.

I looked up at one point to see how she was liking it.

She had this confused,

sorrowful look on her face.

Turns out my dick was actually caught in her comforter.

- Get out!

- I won't.

It was a really soft and satiny comforter.

You've gotta believe me.

Anyway, then we finally got it in for real.

You know that whole awkward dance.

Just really trying to keep my flag flying.

And finally she gets into it

and she starts moving around and,

it was over in like 10 seconds?

Seven seconds?

Yup.

I was a real pleasure machine that night.

So what about you?

You ever do it?

Evie, c'mon, I told you mine.

You gotta tell me yours.

Laws of reciprocation.

- Oh really, I didn't realize there are laws involved here.

- Well now you know.

- It's not a good story.

I'm sorry I brought it up.

I think you brought it up because

you really wanna tell me.

Evie, my first time was with a blanket.

- [Rob] Gonzo!

Gonzo are you up there!

I need water!

We need water stat!

- Let's get some air.

Last year, I had to take this science class with Riley.

And I had this mad crush on him like all the girls.

And I was trying to flirt with him and everything,

finally he invited me to this really cool party

and I wore this little dress.

And I got really drunk.

It was stupid but,

I was just really nervous, ya know.

Anyway, I wind up losing my virginity to the guy.

Which was okay.

It was sort of what I wanted.

But it turned into this total nightmare.

I was so messed up that

I didn't notice his jock buddies

were there cheering us on.

And after he was finished

this other guy tried to get in on me.

And I had to fight him off.

And I was crying.

I was trying to get my clothes on.

I was trying to get out of the house.

It was horrible.

And Gavin Riley acted like the whole thing was a joke.

He didn't defend me or anything.

He,

he laughed.

He totally disputes it at school the next day

and all these rumors started that

I did the whole wrestling team or whatever.

He ruined my life.

- Son of a bitch.

- Ever since then not only

have I not had a boyfriend,

I really don't have anybody.

Just sort of

shut down,

I guess.

- Evie,

Evie listen.

Not everybody in this world

is an asshole like Gavin Riley.

I'm not.

- I know.

Let's go slow, okay.

- This is great.

- [Diane] Eddie!

Breakfast!

Hey Mr. Sandman, get up, get up, get up, get up!

* Ooh

* Ooh

- [Male] Hey, Gilman!

(imitates chicken)

- You need a life.

- Yo Gonzo, is it true?

- Did you really do it, Gonzo?

- Do what?

(ominous rock music)

What the hell?

- Listen up, Gonzo

Riley has proposed the following chain of events

that Errol bankrolled your paper,

and you broke into the school at night

and planted the rats and roaches in the kitchen.

The health inspectors came and closed down the cafeteria

necessitating the need for at off-campus dining,

thus saving Errol's business.

Riley claims that was your plan.

- That is ridiculous!

- Yeah, well, the thing is,

Riley has a pretty good slam on us.

He's even got surveillance photos in here and everything.

- Yeah, but these are from when we got the footage.

We didn't plant anything.

- No.

- He actually expects people to believe this?

You better be suspending Riley!

- Calm down, Mr. Gilman.

- Calm down.

I got in trouble for telling the truth.

This is nothing but lies.

Don't tell me he's gonna skate.

- There's gonna be a thorough investigation,

believe me and I don't answer to you.

- Well, I'm gonna do a little thorough investigation

of my own, if you don't mind.

- I do mind.

In fact, if you respond with another issue of your paper,

I'll kick you out of school.

You and all your sidekicks.

Consider yourselves warned.

- This article is bullshit and you know it.

- Prove it.

- Prove it?

I'm gonna destroy you.

- You better watch it, little guy.

I've got the goods on everybody.

Take it easy.

- What was that about?

- I don't know.

I don't wanna find out.

- I have a plan, guys.

I've been thinking about it all day.

We do what we have to do.

We have to interview those health inspectors.

Get the nurse's full records.

Do a background check on Continental Meats.

We gotta fight back.

Okay, so who wants to do what?

Anyone?

- We've all been talking a little bit.

- Behind my back?

- No man, c'mon.

We just don't think that we should do another issue.

- What?

- We've already taken this so much further

than we ever thought we could

and it's been awesome but--

- We cannot get expelled.

- Oh god.

Schneeman, nobody's getting expelled.

First amendment, man.

Roy's bluffing.

- I'm sorry, I can't risk it.

I've worked my whole life to get into Princeton.

- My parents will have a shit fit.

- This might blow your minds guys

but some things are more important than college.

- [Evie] Riley's story is bullshit!

- Yeah.

- You're over-reacting.

Okay, just put something on the website, like,

"Anyone can make allegations without a shred of proof.

"We stand by our story 100%."

You know?

Stand strong.

- You guys just aren't seeing the bigger picture here.

Gonzo Gilman isn't just your friend anymore.

Okay?

He's a public figure.

He's a public figure that stands for truth,

and justice, and freedom.

And that is why if we don't prove

that everything in that article is an outright lie,

and the man who wrote them is a liar,

my name is dirt!

And everything we've done together is dirt!

We need one more issue, come on!

One little hit and you all fold.

I mean, what's wrong with all of you?

- Well, this talking in the third person

business is kinda creepy for one.

- Gonzo,

all you have to do is graduate

and you get to go to your dream school.

Are you really gonna let Riley ruin that?

Then he really wins.

You need to let this go.

- Remember history.

If Napoleon had stopped at Austerlitz,

he never would've had his Waterloo.

- Jesus!

You're just scared of Riley.

That's what this is.

You know it.

- So I got about eight pounds of it.

- So we're gonna eat it

for the next seven months.

What's wrong?

- Nobody cares about the truth, dad!

- What?

- [Gonzo] Why didn't you tell me that?

- [Arthur] Eddie!

(door knocking)

Eddie, open the door.

(slow rock music)

(father mumbling)

* Mirror mirror

* On the wall

* Who's the greatest of them all *

* My name Mohammed

* Bore Jesus too

* Who's Mathia be good for you

* 'Cause I came

* And I saw

- [Worker] Would you like to try the capon, sir?

- Looks delicious.

- Now that's what I call spread, Gav.

- [Worker] Fresh capon?

- Yeah.

- Belgian endive?

- Okay folks, let's settle down.

We're gonna get started.

Let's quiet down, folks.

Let's sit down.

- What fresh hell is this?

- Today is a very proud day at Parker Prep.

Our own Gavin Riley has won the Van Buren Prize.

The most prestigious history award in the country.

(crowd applauding)

And it's for his paper The History of Torture

Tactics and Psychological Warfare.

- Torture tactics and psychological warfare?

- Incredibly, Gavin is the third

member of the Riley family to win this award.

And his brothers, Shawn and Marcus, are with us today.

Come on up, guys.

They're passing the torch.

Let me see if I got this right.

Shaun is at Dartmouth?

- Yup.

- Yes, and Marcus is at Yale.

And Gavin, you wanna tell us where you're going next year?

- Stanford.

Early decision.

- Stanford, how 'bout that?

(audience applauding)

Mr. and Mrs. Riley should write a book.

Gavin Riley, why don't you say a few words, please.

Congratulations.

- Thank you.

Thanks.

I just want to say that

standing on this stage with my two brothers,

it's the proudest moment of my life.

- Schneeman!

Are you gonna tell me what's going on, man?

- What do you mean?

- Psychological Warfare?

The history of torture tactics.

Those are your twin passions.

You were gonna write your Van Buren paper on that.

- Riley just had the same idea.

- Schneeman, we have been through too much together.

Okay, man.

Level with me.

Did you make some kind of deal with him?

- This is totally off the record.

You can't tell anyone, okay?

Promise.

- [Gonzo] Yeah.

- I gave him my paper in exchange

for protection from the bullies for the entire school year.

- What?

You've gotta be kidding me!

- It's true.

And honestly, I'd do it again in a heartbeat.

And I'm living fear-free for the first time,

floating on air!

It's like a terrible weight has been lifted.

- The onions on this guy!

I swear, sometimes - Gonzo!

- he thinks he's the master. - Gonzo.

- [Schneeman] Gonzo.

You can't tell anyone.

Please.

Please.

- Remember when you found out

that Santa Claus didn't really exist?

That your father was really the tooth fairy

or that Barry Bonds didn't get

his muscles from eating spinach?

Well, my friends, today, sadly,

another idol must fall.

(school bell rings)

- [Rob] Holy shit.

Gonzo has completely lost his mind.

- King, Gandhi or Parks I sort of understand

but Patrick Henry has no historical relevance whatsoever.

- Schneeman, you better look at this.

- [Gonzo] Scott Marshall Schneeman had enough.

Enough of the teasing, of the beatings,

of the humiliations he had to suffer his entire life.

So, when Gavin Riley came

to him with a nefarious proposal,

that would make his troubles magically disappear,

Schneeman was more than ready to listen.

- This is bad.

So bad.

- [Gonzo] A pretty Parker Prep student,

who shall remain nameless,

made the mistake of falling for Riley's charms.

Last year, he invited her to a party

and she accepted expecting a night of fun,

possibly even romance.

But what she experienced that night was a horror

that changed her life forever.

(rock music)

* Lovely fingertips on my lips

* I don't

- [Gonzo] All his academic records

should be called into question including his SATs.

He should probably be tested for steroids too

because he probably cheats at wrestling.

Gavin Riley is a total fraud,

academically, personally, morally.

He needs to be unmasked in every conceivable way.

* Little hooks stuck on my back *

* 10 little tears that make their attack *

* Your fat cherry lips

- How could you do this to us?

- You turned out to be worse than Riley.

- You did this alone?

* Your fat cherry lips

- In my office now.

You are suspended indefinitely

pending an expulsion hearing.

* It's so fun to love someone

* Just try try to get, get over it *

- [Gonzo] Schneeman, I'm coming, man!

- No! No!

No, get away from me!

Get away!

Get away from me!

You broke your promise.

I'd rather stay up here a week than be helped by you.

Leave!

You're not my friend!

Leave!

Why are you still here?

Leave!

Leave!

Go!

Go! * Cherry lips

- Good for you, Schneeman.

Good for you man.

- Evie, thank God.

I've been calling you all day.

You're not gonna believe the day I'm having.

- [Evie] Fuck off!

- What?

What's wrong?

- [Evie] Look at the website, asshole!

- Did Riley post this?

- [Evie] I told you to leave him alone

but you wouldn't listen.

- Okay but, we can take this,

we can take this out.

We can delete it from the site.

We're the administrators.

- [Evie] It's all over YouTube!

(people laughing) (Evie crying)

- [Gonzo] Evie.

Fuck!

- One time!

One time!

I cheated and you had to bust me like that?

They're gonna take away my prize.

Stanford is gonna review my transcript.

You fucked up everything!

- You shouldn't have done it man.

- You are nothing.

Nothing!

Nobody cares what you do.

My family...

I have to win.

You have no idea how much fucking pressure I'm under!

- How could you do that to Evie?

- You did it to her, Gilman!

(Gavin punches)

(door creaking)

- Hey, I just missed you at the hospital.

My phone was off.

Is he alright?

- He's gonna be fine.

He had to get a few stitches, but he's gonna be alright.

- You okay?

You were right.

This is a total disaster.

I can't believe he might not graduate.

I just get so caught up, babe.

I just want Eddie to have an interesting life.

And try for great things.

Everything shouldn't be about pressure

and stress and tests.

- I know.

I know, I know, I tend to forget that.

You're not the only one who gets carried away.

- Jesus.

(door knocking)

Eddie?

Eddie.

Jesus.

Let me see.

Wanna tell me what happened?

- I messed up so bad.

I hurt everyone I care about.

I don't know what I'm gonna do.

- Sometimes you just have to look

the world in the eye and say you're sorry.

- You mean like throw myself

at the mercy of the courts type of deal?

- And pray they forgive you.

I've had a little practice of that myself.

- Yeah.

- You need anything?

- I'm fine.

- I'm deeply sorry that I did

not live up to what was expected of me.

To every New Yorker and to all those who

believed in what I tried to stand for,

I sincerely apologize.

- Indeed, I did have a relationship with

Ms. Lewinsky that was not appropriate.

Now this matter is between me, my wife,

and our daughter, and our God.

I must put it right.

And I am prepared to do whatever it takes to do so.

- I have sinned against you, my Lord.

And I would ask that Your precious blood

would wash and cleanse

every stain.

* It's a shame

- In the past week,

I ruined my chance to go to college,

I lost all my friends.

The one girl I ever cared about

will probably never talk to me again.

I also got my face kicked in.

But after everything I've done,

I probably got off easy.

You believed in me,

and I betrayed you all.

To the Gonzo staff,

Rob, Ming Na.

I'm sorry I let my stupid egotistical war

get in the way of the beautiful thing we built together.

Scott Marshall Schneeman,

you told me something in confidence, man,

and I sold you out.

I hope you can forgive me but if you can't,

hey, I get it.

To the unnamed girl,

the last thing I wanted to do was hurt you.

I've never felt this bad about

anything before in my life.

But that probably doesn't help you much.

I'll do anything.

I'll accept any form of punishment,

the crueler the better.

Just give me another chance.

* Elevate us straight into my skull *

* The escalator

* Rises as it falls

* I swear a jet is crashing

* In my mind

* You can hold on

* But I wouldn't waste your time *

* Farewell my

* Black balloon

* Farewell my

* Black balloon

* I stood in the thousand streets *

- Hey.

I heard they let you back in.

- Yeah, my mom sweet-talked

Principal Roy at that hearing pretty hard.

There's no more Gonzo.

That's for sure.

- We wanna start up again next year.

- If that's okay with you.

- Yeah, and we'll do it all online.

There are no principals in cyberspace.

- We feel it's our duty, Gonzo.

The voice of the underdog must be heard.

Power to the people.

- Power to the people.

Yeah.

Riley been around?

- Hasn't shown his face.

- What a pussy.

(phone ringing)

- [Malloy] He should take his lumps like a man.

(light rock music)

* Nobody knows where you go

- Evie!

* After school

* All the cruel cruel things

* You do with friends

* How will you keep

- Thanks for seeing me.

I just--

- Don't tell me you're sorry.

I know you're sorry.

And don't think your little video meant anything.

It was just another Gonzo Gilman Production.

All about you.

- Then what am I doing here?

- Let's talk in the car.

After I saw that clip of me naked at the party,

I swore I'll never talk to you again.

I turned off all my lights.

Put on some really depressing music.

Got under my covers.

I was ready to say screw the world.

Shut everybody out.

Somehow it didn't feel right this time.

- What?

- Playing the victim.

It wasn't me anymore.

I know how to fight back now.

No matter what

asshole,

asshole

thing you did,

you gave me that.

You and your paper.

That was big.

- So what are you saying, Evie?

I mean, are we friends again?

Can we be friends again?

- Can I trust you?

I mean really,

really trust you?

- My heart broke for you, Evie.

- I know it did.

- I learned my lesson.

(Gonzo chuckling)

- What's so funny?

- I'm just really relieved.

This has been killing me.

- Don't get so ahead of yourself.

You still need to be punished.

Let's just say you better watch your back.

- Okay, I think I can live with that.

(light rock music)

- Do you want to get some food?

- Yeah.

Yeah, we should probably throw Errol some business.

- So, what's the deal with this car?

- [Gonzo] That is a whole other story.

* Just walk away and cry

* 'Cause so long

* The holidays we spent

- [Gonzo] Did Riley post or Evie?

- [Rob] No, but I did.

You have to scroll down a little bit more.

- [Rob] Bingo, there we go.

- Oh no, Rob!

Not the sex tape

- Yup, I posted the tape of me having sex with women.

Press play.

- [Gonzo] I really don't want to.

- Push play

and you will see me communicating

with God,

with my body.

- Okay.

* Woo

* Well yeah yeah - See this?

This is my truth.

Isn't that what Gonzo was supposed to be all about?

- Okay, don't touch me, dude.

- That's fine.

Watch the rest of it 'cause the end is really good.

(rock music)

* Well I light the fire

* And tear it apart

* 'Cause we hate hate the world *

* And we don't wanna stop

* We've got time to refuse

* And there's more more to us

* Oh

* Oh let us be

* Oh let us die

* There's a party now

* In the part of town

* Where the kids all meet

* Change change it all

* 'Cause I'm getting bored

* And let's

* Burn down the wall

* We need me some more

* And we'll lose lose our heads *

* And we'll lose track of time

* 'Cause we, we need some thrills *

* And they're so hard to find

* Go find

* Go

* Oh let us be

* Oh oh oh

* Oh let us die

* Oh oh oh

* There's a party now

* In the part of town

* Where the kids all meet

* Oh oh oh

* Oh let us be

* Oh oh oh

* Oh let us die

* Oh oh oh

* Give us all a nod

* That it's on the run

* That's who we wanna be

* Oh oh oh

(people whistling)

* Oh let us be

* Oh let us be

* Oh let us be

* Oh let us be

* Oh let us be

* Oh oh oh

* Oh let us die

* Oh oh oh

* There's a party now

* In the part of town

* Where the kids all meet

* Oh oh oh

* Oh let us be

* Oh oh oh

* Oh let us die

* Oh oh oh

* Give us all a nod

* That it's on the run

* That's where we wanna be

* Oh oh oh

* Oh be * Oh oh oh

* Oh be * Oh oh oh

(people whistling)