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- Have you ever
had a tiny moment
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when you first wake up
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where if you were
given the option
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to never have to get up again
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but you had to
die, you'd take it?
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- That's a solid no.
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- Me neither.
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- Shower. Come, shower.
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- So
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you had a date last night?
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Did you bang?
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Man or woman?
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- Man, I don't wanna date women.
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- Molly you shaved?
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Are you okay?
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- Look, I tried to call
you back, but you--
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- I lost my phone.
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- No.
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- Also, you literally
disappeared.
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- Clearly not.
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- Oh, like virtually
disappeared.
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All your medias.
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Is this some new
teacher's rules crap?
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- No, just take me back to
a time before the internet.
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- Pass.
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- Fine, then stay home and
watch old movies with me?
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You said you do
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what you want, self-care.
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- And I do, but on the weekends,
that's what they're for.
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Weekend.
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Isn't this already your
second day off this week?
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It's Tuesday.
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- How many hours of overtime
have you been putting in?
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That's not healthy.
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Self-care.
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- You do know that you actually
have to do something, right?
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Like you have to take
care of yourself.
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You can't just say self-care?
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Meditate.
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Go for a run.
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Do you want a smoothie?
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Okay, you get cozy then.
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- Have a good day.
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- Bye
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- There's something
to your eyes, right Phil?
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And we talk to him more
about that in a second.
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- Now you know, and I know
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and Teddy knows
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that loving will never go
to the other side
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- Oh. Hi honey, I brought soup
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and some stuff you
left at the house.
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Can I come in?
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- Yeah. Sorry.
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- So how are you feeling?
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- I've got a fever
and I'm definitely
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coming down with something.
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- Well transitions take energy.
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Ah, honey.
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Come here.
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I'm so proud of you.
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How's it all going anyway?
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- It's
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fine.
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- Your head doesn't
feel very hot.
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- Okay, thanks for coming by.
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- Get dressed, get
in the car. Come on.
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- Mom, I really don't want to.
- Come on.
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- Come on. I birthed
you, you owe me.
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Start by putting on a bra
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you'll feel a lot
better, right away.
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- Ma...
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- You do look badass.
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- We do look badass.
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Okay, your turn, come on.
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See the little puddle there?
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Just keep your eye on that.
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I'll help guide your hand.
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- Mom
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- It's okay, just
squeeze the trigger.
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That's good.
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There you go.
- I don't know what I'm doing.
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- Oh, we'll just try it again.
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Just give it another try.
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- just watch you do it?
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- Molly.
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You can't decide you're
at something
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before you've given it a shot.
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- Mom
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- Look, you did so much to
get a full time job here
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I thought you'd be excited
and ready to dig in and
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go forward and self sabotage--
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- No, no psycho babble
please, Meredith.
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- You don't answer my calls.
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You left in a huff.
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You needed space,
I gave you that.
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But listen...
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There is clearly something
else going on here.
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What is it?
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Come on honey, just--
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- They made me teach gym.
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- You?
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Gym?
- And sex ed.
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And
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there was this kid who had a
note from his ignorant parents
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and I just saw red.
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- Okay, all right, so
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god what do you even
teach with sex anymore?
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- Just the curriculum, Mom.
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But instead, I said
that whether or not
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their parents want to
blind them of the facts
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some families are very happy
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with two moms or two dads.
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- Completely.
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- And sometimes even grade
eight French teachers
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who have men their entire lives
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and loved it.
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Suddenly you just
fall for someone
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who happens to have a vagina.
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Those people are
called bisexuals.
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And they are all around us.
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They were 12.
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So...
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I would be working hard,
but the school told me
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to take two days off.
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- Oh Moll.
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- There was this
woman, in London.
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I was in love with her.
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I think.
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I know we haven't really
talked about that.
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It's over now, anyway.
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- Molly.
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Your dad and I are very open
minded about this sweetie.
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In fact, we've had an open
marriage for 40 years.
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Oh baby.
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- No.
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how--
- Honey.
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No, no, no, no we have to talk.
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Honey.
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Oh, for Pete's sake.
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- Healthy
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Jackpot.
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♪ Beating on my lonely drum
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- Oh,
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- Order up.
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Come and have a seat honey,
I made you a grilled cheese
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and a nice glass of homo milk.
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- Typecast.
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- Well now, I think you look
positively chrome plated.
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You ordered a time
before the internet?
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Order up.
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- Mom?
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- I would just like Jell-O.
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And an apology because
you're being judgemental
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and
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unfair and
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you should just call me.
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- Can I get you
anything in the meantime
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while you hold your breath? No?
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- Mom, I--
- No time
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I got someone important
I want you to meet.
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- Is that--
- The Kate Hepburn.
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Married to a friend and
living in the closet.
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You can always pull a
Hepburn-Tracy special.
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But wouldn't it be
easier to just go to her?
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- Nothing for me, but Tracy.
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I know your reputation Scotty.
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And when you get the chance
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can you find a nice
dark-haired girl for me?
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Someone that isn't
too heavily made up?
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- Why is she calling me Scotty?
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- Look in your pocket.
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That little black book?
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You're the dating app.
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Whoop.
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- I'm gonna slap a morals
clause on every contract
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for every actor.
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Now that should shut them up
and leave them in the closet.
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I'm obviously way more
woke than that sweetie.
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But you are so
totally polyphobic
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and it really doesn't look
nice on you.
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So call your mother.
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Please.
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- Greta, what are you having?
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- Coffee, with a swirl.
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And keep that on the down low.
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What fun is an exciting secret
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when it isn't a secret anymore?
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Stay a bachelor, honey.
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Wife is such an ugly word.
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- Kept it to herself
and stayed single.
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So that's always an option.
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- I like her.
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- Not so fast.
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The reason for
Garbo's reclusiveness
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was because she
wanted to be with
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her drama school
sweetheart, Mimi Pollak.
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- Convenient.
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- This is what you wanted.
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So, what do you expect?
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I wasn't trying to make
things hard for you.
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I didn't want to like you.
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But I couldn't help it.
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You just came into my life, and
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then, we just--
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- Made sense.
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- Now here's the tall order.
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Go to her, Molly.
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- I can't.
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You've seen her social media.
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She's moved on.
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- Are you sure about that?
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♪ Suddenly I've been
caught up in a wind ♪
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♪ Maybe
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- Molly.
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What?
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Babe this is my room, remember?
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- I needed it, where were you?
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- I was with Jake.
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He walked me home and...
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Oh my god, where are the rest?
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Buddy, no.
- That's not all.
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I
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came out to my mom.
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- What? Yes.
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How did she take it?
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- Absolutely fine.
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- I knew she would,
Meredith is the best.
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- It
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wasn't about her.
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I wasn't ready to be
a different person.
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Officially, in her eyes.
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- You're not a different person.
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- Doesn't matter, she
hijacked the conversation
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by telling me that my parents
are other people.
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- What?
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- I think they do it together.
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Are they swingers?
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Or is it
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group sex?
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Or sex parties?
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- Meredith really is the best.
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Sorry.
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I mean yikes, sorry.
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They probably do it
very respectfully.
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- Yeah, I guess they are.
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- Respectful swingers.
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- Just burn my brain.
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- Welcome.
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It's hell.
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My mom has had three
UTIs this month.
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Oh, why do I know that?
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- Can I sleep here tonight?
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- Yeah you can.
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Oh man, get ready for
the snuggle of your life.
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Hey so I was thinking
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Jake's probably
just down the street
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and I was hoping that you
might be down for a threesome?
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Just like your orgy-loving mom?
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- Way too soon.
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- Come on.
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- No.
- Orgies basically
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run in your family now.
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It'll be so fun.
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