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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,413 --> 00:00:04,523 - I am the creator of my own destiny. 2 00:00:05,896 --> 00:00:09,826 I plan my work and work my plan. 3 00:00:09,827 --> 00:00:12,617 I am accepting of change. 4 00:00:12,620 --> 00:00:17,378 I am always on the path of success and victory. 5 00:00:19,241 --> 00:00:20,071 - Yes! 6 00:00:41,655 --> 00:00:43,615 - What are you doing? 7 00:00:43,620 --> 00:00:45,100 - It's bulletproof coffee. 8 00:00:45,103 --> 00:00:47,659 You know ghee. Just out powdered greens. 9 00:00:47,660 --> 00:00:48,964 It's health squared. 10 00:00:48,965 --> 00:00:50,825 - You must be very good at your job. 11 00:00:50,827 --> 00:00:53,277 - I think I'm starting to embrace change. 12 00:00:53,278 --> 00:00:55,855 - Coffee, black for you. 13 00:00:55,862 --> 00:00:57,309 Put that on. 14 00:00:57,310 --> 00:00:58,999 - How are you not hungover? 15 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:01,759 - Wake up with determination, go to bed with satisfaction. 16 00:01:01,760 --> 00:01:04,067 - Well I think that poster's in the teachers lounge. 17 00:01:04,068 --> 00:01:04,928 - Amazing. 18 00:01:05,793 --> 00:01:07,447 You wanna ride to work? 19 00:01:07,448 --> 00:01:10,928 - No I'm not feeling very good. I'm not going in today. 20 00:01:12,689 --> 00:01:14,279 - Oh we gotta braid those later. 21 00:01:15,482 --> 00:01:16,342 Hang in there. 22 00:01:16,344 --> 00:01:17,174 - Thanks. 23 00:02:04,655 --> 00:02:05,475 No. 24 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:20,830 - Is this how we dress for work now? 25 00:02:22,068 --> 00:02:23,757 - No. 26 00:02:23,758 --> 00:02:26,548 Team building zamba, the calendar. 27 00:02:26,551 --> 00:02:27,999 Read it. 28 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:30,826 - Are we just not gonna talk about you and dad or...? 29 00:02:30,827 --> 00:02:31,617 - Can it wait? 30 00:02:31,620 --> 00:02:32,895 - Oh absolutely. Yeah. 31 00:02:32,896 --> 00:02:34,616 No I would've loved to talk about, you know, 32 00:02:34,620 --> 00:02:36,999 you bringing on your new child groom as a client 33 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:38,720 at our coffee meeting, but hey! 34 00:02:40,862 --> 00:02:43,999 - I was gonna try and set up a dinner and... 35 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,340 it's all really very complicated right now. 36 00:02:46,344 --> 00:02:47,414 - You don't get to stop showing up 37 00:02:47,415 --> 00:02:49,723 just because it's complicated. 38 00:02:49,724 --> 00:02:52,343 - Elle I don't wanna talk about this at work. 39 00:02:52,344 --> 00:02:53,619 We'll find a time. 40 00:02:53,620 --> 00:02:54,410 Let's go. 41 00:02:56,379 --> 00:02:57,969 - All right, ratty patty. 42 00:02:57,970 --> 00:03:01,545 You want zamba zamba, I'll give you zamba zamba. 43 00:03:09,862 --> 00:03:10,895 - Okay thank you so much. 44 00:03:10,896 --> 00:03:11,716 Thank you. 45 00:03:13,206 --> 00:03:14,206 - Okay everyone. 46 00:03:14,207 --> 00:03:15,546 Let's take a trip to Brazil. 47 00:03:17,068 --> 00:03:20,138 - Perfect. I just started learning Portuguese. 48 00:03:22,482 --> 00:03:24,412 It means exciting. 49 00:03:24,413 --> 00:03:25,932 - Hey Pat, let's focus. 50 00:03:25,933 --> 00:03:28,451 - Love that drive Elle. Don't call me Pat. 51 00:03:28,452 --> 00:03:30,757 - I fucking love zamba zamba. 52 00:03:40,275 --> 00:03:41,095 - This. 53 00:03:49,482 --> 00:03:50,312 Arms. 54 00:03:55,620 --> 00:03:56,410 - Jesus. 55 00:04:25,241 --> 00:04:26,101 - Let's try this. 56 00:04:27,172 --> 00:04:28,516 Say ta-ta-ha 57 00:04:28,517 --> 00:04:29,787 ta-ta-ha 58 00:04:29,793 --> 00:04:31,453 and over cross turn. 59 00:04:33,689 --> 00:04:35,999 Okay now let's try it for real. You guys ready? 60 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:36,930 Here we go. 61 00:04:42,482 --> 00:04:44,102 That's it. 62 00:04:44,103 --> 00:04:44,973 - Oh. 63 00:04:44,974 --> 00:04:46,445 - Oh Patricia. 64 00:04:46,448 --> 00:04:47,308 - Oh ow ow ow. 65 00:04:47,310 --> 00:04:48,380 - Oh my God Patricia. 66 00:04:48,381 --> 00:04:49,789 - Ops. 67 00:04:49,793 --> 00:04:51,240 I guess these hips do lie. 68 00:04:51,241 --> 00:04:52,831 - You're doing really great for your age. 69 00:04:52,832 --> 00:04:54,067 - I'm just a romantic. 70 00:04:54,068 --> 00:04:55,274 I love to dance. 71 00:04:55,275 --> 00:04:56,825 - Better up that calcium intake then. 72 00:04:56,827 --> 00:04:58,516 - It's just a strain babes. 73 00:04:58,517 --> 00:05:00,207 We just put some ice in this. 74 00:05:00,208 --> 00:05:02,236 - You're so knowledgeable. 75 00:05:02,241 --> 00:05:04,381 - You do that I have a phone call. 76 00:05:19,551 --> 00:05:20,791 - Garry, hi. 77 00:05:20,793 --> 00:05:22,173 Elle Fielding, how are you? 78 00:05:22,174 --> 00:05:24,140 Very well thanks it's been a while. 79 00:05:24,141 --> 00:05:26,136 I was hoping to open a new account. 80 00:05:26,137 --> 00:05:28,027 A business account. 81 00:05:28,034 --> 00:05:30,624 No, it'll be under a different name actually. 82 00:05:32,413 --> 00:05:33,243 Great. 83 00:05:48,172 --> 00:05:49,342 - Ms. Philips? 84 00:05:49,344 --> 00:05:50,174 - No! 85 00:05:51,241 --> 00:05:52,826 Hi. 86 00:05:52,827 --> 00:05:54,337 We've never met. 87 00:05:54,344 --> 00:05:57,214 - My son Garret is in your grade eight French class. 88 00:05:57,215 --> 00:05:58,786 - Oh. Hi. 89 00:05:58,793 --> 00:06:00,309 I'm Molly-- 90 00:06:00,310 --> 00:06:01,480 - Yeah and my daughter Jill is in the grade six, 91 00:06:01,482 --> 00:06:02,932 gym class you cover. 92 00:06:04,068 --> 00:06:05,516 - Oh. 93 00:06:05,517 --> 00:06:08,447 - The parents association isn't happy about what happened. 94 00:06:08,448 --> 00:06:11,067 - I understand. I took the suspension-- 95 00:06:11,068 --> 00:06:12,618 - We've been making calls about you 96 00:06:12,620 --> 00:06:14,139 and I would appreciate it 97 00:06:14,140 --> 00:06:16,787 if my child doesn't come home telling me a bisexual women-- 98 00:06:16,793 --> 00:06:19,763 - Stick to threatening your children sexual education. 99 00:06:19,764 --> 00:06:21,447 okay lady? 100 00:06:21,448 --> 00:06:22,828 I'm of the clock. 101 00:06:49,793 --> 00:06:51,033 - Hey. 102 00:06:51,034 --> 00:06:52,274 - Hey. 103 00:06:52,275 --> 00:06:54,654 - Huh. Getting used to that app thing huh? 104 00:06:54,655 --> 00:06:56,065 - Ah I guess. 105 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:01,030 - Oh no! 106 00:07:01,034 --> 00:07:02,034 - What? 107 00:07:02,035 --> 00:07:03,792 - You lost another one. 108 00:07:03,793 --> 00:07:04,999 - Huh? 109 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:07,480 - Oh nothing. This girl that I grew up with 110 00:07:07,482 --> 00:07:08,932 she came out before me. 111 00:07:08,933 --> 00:07:10,031 Like lesb for life. 112 00:07:10,034 --> 00:07:10,904 - Mm-hmm. 113 00:07:10,905 --> 00:07:12,376 - Like the most. 114 00:07:12,379 --> 00:07:14,969 She just got hitched to a guy with a man bun and a beard. 115 00:07:14,970 --> 00:07:16,545 - So she's bi. 116 00:07:17,965 --> 00:07:20,025 - And that just means you kissed a girl in high school? 117 00:07:29,655 --> 00:07:30,475 - Oh. 118 00:07:32,931 --> 00:07:34,791 - There's no way you're gonna have feelings 119 00:07:34,793 --> 00:07:35,863 for a guy like that. 120 00:07:35,864 --> 00:07:37,171 - That's the point. 121 00:07:37,172 --> 00:07:38,688 - What do you mean? 122 00:07:38,689 --> 00:07:41,619 - Superficial and easy sound real good right about now. 123 00:07:41,620 --> 00:07:42,930 - Oh. 124 00:07:42,931 --> 00:07:43,829 You're there ah? 125 00:07:43,830 --> 00:07:44,757 - Mm-hmm. 126 00:07:44,758 --> 00:07:45,586 - Okay. 127 00:07:45,587 --> 00:07:46,546 - I'm not ashamed. 128 00:07:47,380 --> 00:07:48,277 - No, no. 129 00:07:48,278 --> 00:07:49,095 Do your thing. 130 00:07:49,103 --> 00:07:50,205 - Bye! 131 00:07:50,206 --> 00:07:51,096 - D-T-F everybody. 132 00:07:51,103 --> 00:07:52,073 - Yeah! 133 00:07:52,074 --> 00:07:53,478 - D yeah. 134 00:07:53,482 --> 00:07:54,688 Be safe. 135 00:07:54,689 --> 00:07:56,029 Have fun. 136 00:09:03,448 --> 00:09:04,688 - Yeah you. 137 00:09:04,689 --> 00:09:06,137 - What? Can you get this up there for me. 138 00:09:06,138 --> 00:09:06,997 - Yes ma'am. 139 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,654 - Thank you. 140 00:09:08,655 --> 00:09:11,895 - Hey do you know that beaver anal glands-- 141 00:09:11,896 --> 00:09:13,306 - I don't wanna hear this again. 142 00:09:13,310 --> 00:09:14,380 You told me already. 143 00:09:16,206 --> 00:09:17,206 - Where is she? 144 00:09:17,207 --> 00:09:18,236 - She left. 145 00:09:18,241 --> 00:09:19,721 Went on a date I think. 146 00:09:19,724 --> 00:09:21,240 - By her self? 147 00:09:21,241 --> 00:09:24,067 - Isn't that how it happens with people. 148 00:09:24,068 --> 00:09:26,136 - Yes, yes. Sorry yes. 149 00:09:26,137 --> 00:09:27,067 My brain is too full. 150 00:09:27,068 --> 00:09:28,478 I'm... you know what? 151 00:09:28,482 --> 00:09:30,522 I'm just gonna-- I'm gonna-- I'll work from here. 152 00:09:31,482 --> 00:09:32,792 - You're gonna work? 153 00:09:37,413 --> 00:09:38,723 - Go for Elle? 154 00:09:38,724 --> 00:09:39,554 Yes. 155 00:09:40,551 --> 00:09:41,895 - There it is. 156 00:09:41,896 --> 00:09:43,476 - Wow she's actually doing work. 157 00:09:45,206 --> 00:09:46,376 You're being creepy. 158 00:09:46,379 --> 00:09:47,209 - What? 159 00:09:47,210 --> 00:09:48,476 No I'm not. I-- 160 00:09:48,482 --> 00:09:51,447 - Hey she.. she's a praying mantis. 161 00:09:51,448 --> 00:09:53,718 I love her but she'll eat you alive. 162 00:09:53,724 --> 00:09:54,904 - That's what I want. 163 00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:57,067 - No. 164 00:09:57,068 --> 00:09:58,098 - I want a man eater. 165 00:09:59,379 --> 00:10:00,688 She's ballsy. 166 00:10:00,689 --> 00:10:02,619 - Balls are weak. 167 00:10:02,620 --> 00:10:04,030 - Spunky. 168 00:10:04,034 --> 00:10:04,904 - Gross. 169 00:10:09,482 --> 00:10:10,310 Where are you going? 170 00:10:10,311 --> 00:10:11,138 - I gotta do something. 171 00:10:11,139 --> 00:10:11,997 - What are you doing? 172 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,309 - I'm doing a thing. 173 00:10:13,310 --> 00:10:14,860 - What kind of thing? 174 00:10:14,862 --> 00:10:18,240 - Just uh... just working. - Can I hae a shot please? 175 00:10:18,241 --> 00:10:19,930 - Certainly. What are you doing here anyways? 176 00:10:19,931 --> 00:10:20,861 I thought you had a... 177 00:10:20,862 --> 00:10:22,757 client shmooze. 178 00:10:22,758 --> 00:10:25,408 - I was but he just sent the signed contract. 179 00:10:25,413 --> 00:10:28,102 So drinks and shmooze was probably drinks and shmacks 180 00:10:28,103 --> 00:10:30,553 and no time for boom boom only conquer. 181 00:10:30,554 --> 00:10:33,067 - No time for shmcks or boom boom? 182 00:10:33,068 --> 00:10:34,964 That's a new Elle. 183 00:10:34,965 --> 00:10:36,445 - New wish, new room. 184 00:10:43,862 --> 00:10:45,861 Hey, uh wha-- ah? 185 00:10:45,862 --> 00:10:46,762 - What are you doing? 186 00:10:46,763 --> 00:10:48,028 What you working on? 187 00:10:48,965 --> 00:10:50,545 Come here a lot? 188 00:10:50,551 --> 00:10:51,519 - Obviously I do. 189 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:52,477 - Yeah, no I was just joking. 190 00:10:54,206 --> 00:10:56,096 - Aren't you supposed to be on that side of the bar? 191 00:10:57,551 --> 00:10:59,591 - Aren't you supposed to be guarding... 192 00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:02,166 jewels and treasure inside of a map? 193 00:11:02,172 --> 00:11:03,000 - What? 194 00:11:03,001 --> 00:11:03,970 - What? 195 00:11:03,971 --> 00:11:05,305 - Are you calling me a dragon? 196 00:11:05,310 --> 00:11:06,790 - Aren't you a dragon? 197 00:11:07,862 --> 00:11:08,862 What? 198 00:11:08,862 --> 00:11:09,830 - That's-- - That's-- 199 00:11:09,831 --> 00:11:10,655 - I-- 200 00:11:10,656 --> 00:11:11,475 - What? 201 00:11:12,689 --> 00:11:15,279 - Um I just came over to talk to you. 202 00:11:16,172 --> 00:11:17,142 To say hello. 203 00:11:17,143 --> 00:11:18,617 - Okay. 204 00:11:18,620 --> 00:11:20,240 - Cooley calmly say hello, 205 00:11:20,241 --> 00:11:23,211 and if you hate me I will let you push me off this stool. 206 00:11:24,103 --> 00:11:24,973 - No, no, no. 207 00:11:26,586 --> 00:11:27,446 If you hate me. 208 00:11:27,448 --> 00:11:28,688 - I think I might. 209 00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:31,136 - Oh. I've barely opened my mouth. 210 00:11:31,137 --> 00:11:34,617 Look, no hands, no legs. 211 00:11:34,620 --> 00:11:37,030 I mean I've got legs and hands, but I'm just saying... 212 00:11:37,034 --> 00:11:38,481 I mean you can push me. 213 00:11:38,482 --> 00:11:40,212 - Oh my God. All right fine. - Oh Bluetooth is out. 214 00:11:40,213 --> 00:11:41,716 - I will-- - Bluetooth is out. 215 00:11:43,413 --> 00:11:44,313 - I'll give you 30 minutes. 216 00:11:44,314 --> 00:11:45,688 - 30 minutes? 217 00:11:45,689 --> 00:11:47,169 Oh my God, that's... 218 00:11:47,172 --> 00:11:50,481 I'm on like a five minute break that I didn't even ask for. 219 00:11:50,482 --> 00:11:51,999 - You have exactly seven minutes. 220 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:52,860 - I'm on it. 221 00:11:57,931 --> 00:11:59,971 - This is from the guy at the end of the bar. 222 00:12:02,827 --> 00:12:04,857 - I don't see why it matters. 223 00:12:04,862 --> 00:12:07,552 Why do I have to go around explaining who I'm sleeping with 224 00:12:07,553 --> 00:12:08,621 to everyone in my life? 225 00:12:08,622 --> 00:12:09,860 It's weird. 226 00:12:09,862 --> 00:12:11,242 I've never had to do that before. 227 00:12:11,243 --> 00:12:12,521 - Well you don't have to. 228 00:12:12,522 --> 00:12:13,757 Okay? 229 00:12:13,758 --> 00:12:16,478 And listen I know exactly how you feel. 230 00:12:17,655 --> 00:12:18,475 All right? 231 00:12:19,758 --> 00:12:21,238 And um, 232 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,791 I just wanted to make sure that you're okay with this. 233 00:12:23,793 --> 00:12:25,551 - The guys at the bar wanted me to bring you these, 234 00:12:25,552 --> 00:12:27,691 but should I just tell them you're having a girls night? 235 00:12:27,692 --> 00:12:29,029 - Um, well uh well-- 236 00:12:29,034 --> 00:12:30,274 - No. 237 00:12:30,275 --> 00:12:32,615 Tell them to go fuck them selves. 238 00:12:32,620 --> 00:12:35,309 Because that's what we're doing tonight. 239 00:12:35,310 --> 00:12:36,449 Not our selves but each-- 240 00:12:36,450 --> 00:12:37,658 we fuck each other. 241 00:12:37,659 --> 00:12:38,964 - Oh really? 242 00:12:38,965 --> 00:12:40,755 - Yes. 243 00:12:40,758 --> 00:12:41,588 Really. 244 00:12:48,103 --> 00:12:49,693 - Yeah see that was um.. 245 00:12:51,482 --> 00:12:52,482 a little bit too much. 246 00:12:52,482 --> 00:12:53,312 - I can't win. 247 00:13:00,758 --> 00:13:02,308 Oh, 248 00:13:02,310 --> 00:13:03,590 God that's bad. 249 00:13:14,241 --> 00:13:15,449 - Hey you've reached Elle. 250 00:13:15,450 --> 00:13:16,378 I can't get to the phone but leave a message 251 00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:17,789 and I'll call you right back. 252 00:13:31,586 --> 00:13:32,446 - Hi you've reached Meredith. 253 00:13:32,448 --> 00:13:33,657 I'm away from my phone 254 00:13:33,658 --> 00:13:35,405 but I'll call you back as soon as I can. 255 00:13:52,620 --> 00:13:53,410 - Here. 256 00:13:54,758 --> 00:13:55,548 Be careful, 257 00:13:56,517 --> 00:13:57,787 those things break hearts. 16461

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