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- Who's my little pussycat?
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Grab my dipstick.
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Let me give you some oil.
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- My tail came off!
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Who's a bad boy who
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ripped off my tail?
- Who's my
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little pussycat?
- Oh, yeah.
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Oh, fuck!
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- Oh, fuck that's hot.
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Molly?
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Hi!
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Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi!
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So sorry.
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- You look like a lion.
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- It's a cheetah.
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- What?
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- Nothing.
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- Ad agency having
a Halloween party?
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- Long story, I slept in a van.
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- Uh...
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- It's a new client,
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loves imported vans circa 1966,
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and is a furry,
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but hey, I got the new
oil and gas accounts,
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and the agency's
about to make bank,
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and, you know, mom texted me
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that my dad moved into
the guest bedroom.
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- How are you doing?
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- Oh, I'm fine!
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They're both due for a mid life
crisis, they'll work it out.
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- What is with baby boomers
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texting about
massive life events?
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It's like it took them so
long to learn how to text,
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they forgot how to call.
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- Oh, yeah.
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"Aunt Alma died, angel emoji,
coffin emoji, cry face."
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So is that all you
brought, or what?
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- There wasn't a third
seat in the moving van,
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my parents are
bringing the rest.
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- Oh, such good parents.
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- They insisted.
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Staying with them for
one week was my limit.
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- You've been here for a week?
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- The placement
came up so quickly,
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I was back here
before I knew it.
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I just wasn't very good
at staying in touch
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and I didn't know if
you'd still want me here.
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- I didn't even try to rent
your room, I hate everyone else.
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- I am really sorry.
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I really am!
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- Shush!
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Shush, shush,
shush, shush, shush.
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Okay, I wanna hear everything,
tell me about your job.
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Did you meet a guy?
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Fucking love a British accent.
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- Um...
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- If anybody hurts you,
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I will rip there head off
and shit down their neck.
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Do you know what I mean?
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- That's the most
beautiful thing
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anybody has ever said to me.
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Nothing serious.
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- Sweet, wingwoman's
back in town, then.
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Frankie!
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- Hey, dad.
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- Hey, honey.
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- Hi.
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- Elle, nice to see ya.
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- Costume party.
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- Reminds me when the
two of you where younger.
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Thanks for taking
the old doggy in.
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- I mean, I am paying rent.
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- Moll, your grandma wants
you to have this lamp.
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Have you called her
since you've been back?
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- Yup, had a light convo
about my eggs drying up,
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followed by what a tragedy it is
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that I don't have a
boyfriend anymore,
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ending in how I
need to marry rich.
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- Sounds reasonable.
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- Huh, works.
- Where's Meredith?
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- She's grabbing
her power tools.
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Aww, my little beef cake.
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- Okay, keys.
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I'm gonna go shower before work.
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Rosie's, 5:00pm.
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Don't be late, I
know where you live.
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- Hey,
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thank you.
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- Fucking good to have you back.
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- She's got a tail.
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- Yeah, she does.
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Go get mom.
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- Okay.
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- Perv.
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Hey!
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How come no one told me
you were coming back?
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- Rosie, your pregnant?
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What?
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Who?
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- The science, ball and chain.
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I mean, if you ever
replied to my text messages
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you might know that.
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- I--
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- Ah, look who we found, right?
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- Gang's back together, huh?
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What are you drinking?
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- So are you just here
for a visit, or what?
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- Nope, I just had to
move across an ocean
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to find anyone to
give me experience,
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to get a permanent teaching
job right back here.
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- Huh, you want to be
teaching here, huh?
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- Uh-huh.
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- Hmm, have you read
the news lately?
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- Woof.
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Your school have to deal
with any of that bullshit?
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- Well, we have to
follow the curriculum,
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but I don't teach sex ed.
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- That's a shame,
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fucked up the best subject.
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- You managed to learn
just fine, didn't you?
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I sure did.
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- All right, enough about work.
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Tell us everything.
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- Hey, guys, I am still missing
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three reports from last week.
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I want them tomorrow.
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Two.
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- Mrs. Phillips?
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- Mm-hmm?
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- I know where not suppose
to talk about this anymore,
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but I saw this photo.
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Is this you?
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- You're gonna miss
your bus, Sarah.
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- Well, hi, baby.
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- Are you busy?
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- Well, I was suppose to
meet my mom, but whatever,
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I do what I want.
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- I really need to talk to you.
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So when I was in England--
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- Rosie's, give me 30 minutes.
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- There you go, handsome.
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- Just gotta pee,
I'll be right back.
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- Okay, babe, I'll
get you a drink.
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- Hello, what can I get ya?
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- I don't know you.
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- I'm Jake, I'm a human
man, also a bartender.
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This is Rosie's, it's a bar.
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- Where is Rosie?
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You work here?
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- Well, technically my band
plays here on the weekends.
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Maybe you've seen us?
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Nerdgasm?
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No?
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Or not.
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Yes, yes, I am
helping Rosie out.
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- Okay, well, you
don't know my drink.
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- Well, I can make anything.
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- No, thank you.
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- Jake, I got this monster.
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- Do you know how a bar works?
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Do you know how it works?
- Oh, yeah.
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- Okay, just checking.
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- Don't do that again.
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- Do you want me to give
birth behind this bar?
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- When in Rome.
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- That's not what that means.
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- Well, it is now.
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- Where were we.
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- Oh, well, right
where we left off.
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Nope, nope, nope.
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Ugh, no.
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Ooh!
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He could be here in 10 minutes.
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- Stop ordering penis Uber.
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Puber.
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- One for me, and one for you.
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It's like you never left.
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- No, stop!
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Um...
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- Hey!
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Oh, you swiped
left, I liked him.
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- I'm not single.
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I am in a monogamous, exclusive,
long-distance relationship
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that makes absolutely
no logical sense at all,
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but I am in it.
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- What, why didn't
you tell me about him?
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- Her, with a woman.
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- What?
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Since, wait...
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Are you?
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- I'm just Molly.
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- Hey!
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Oh my God, I love you!
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- You're the first person
I've told, actually.
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Nobody knows yet, except my
entire school, apparently.
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Guess I have to tell my parents.
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- Oh my God, they're
so chill, though.
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I'm pretty sure
your mom gave my mom
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her first vibrator in the 70's.
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I found it when I was a kid,
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and I thought it was
a microphone and--
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I'm so sorry, this is about you.
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- Just, like, my mom has
only ever been with my Dad,
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and I don't want to
say 'sex' at her face.
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"Hey, mom, I'm bi-sex-"
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We we need a new word.
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- Yeah, cool, so
we'll spin it, right?
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Um, pansex-, oh, that's...
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Nope.
210
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Dualectual.
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Flexual!
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Fluid.
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- I don't want to talk to my
parents about fluids, either.
214
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- That's fair.
215
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May I buy you dinner m'lady?
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- Did you really just m'lady me?
217
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- I did my lady
you, come with me.
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- I'll take the dinner.
219
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- Where going to
the medieval fair.
220
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- Thank you, Rosie!
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- Bye, Rosie.
222
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- Bye, guy I never
want to see again.
223
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- It's Jake.
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- Hey, isn't that your mom?
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- No.
226
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No.
227
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No.
- Elle!
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- Hey, Patricia.
229
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- That's my daughter.
230
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- That's your daughter?
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- Oh!
232
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- Ugh!
233
00:10:38,862 --> 00:10:39,662
What?
234
00:10:42,344 --> 00:10:43,694
- You didn't know?
235
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- Oh my God.
236
00:10:48,206 --> 00:10:50,136
- I'm so sorry, my mom told me.
237
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- You knew?
238
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Are they fucking?
239
00:11:00,793 --> 00:11:01,593
- Very probably.
240
00:11:06,310 --> 00:11:07,760
- What do you need right now?
241
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:09,860
No!
242
00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:19,174
- This.
243
00:11:23,034 --> 00:11:23,934
And this.
244
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- Share.
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Oh, God, that's
fucking terrible!
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- I'm really glad your here.
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- Me too.
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