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Well ...

You are love,
deep as the sea,

ready as a grain gin,
stronger than death.

Don't get lost
one human child.

You who don't forget a name,

how hard to spell
Or modern that may also be.

You, who don't despise anyone.

Don't leave death,
who separates everything and hurts,

just be forever.

Give us the liberation
of that second death.

You who spoke to us,
For those who are defenseless

and for their namesakes in our midst,
to say,

the refugees,
the strangers,

The lactose sensors.

Don't let us get empty and lost
And without insight.

We know, the bottle near,

The easy sinking.

Immediately open a willing mussel

For the vision of peace
That has been calling us since time immemorial.

But...

Can I sit down?
- Sure.

I didn't expect you here.

Man, that's a long time ago.

You were a source of joy
For me, Christine,

And you will always stay that way.

All I have to do for that

Is thinking about you.

Remember things.

Like that time when we were together in Tunisia

And you claimed to reincarnate later
In a camel.

By the way, I have to
Get used to it, Christine ...

To the idea that you are now a camel.

During that trip you got
A legendary attack of diarrhea.

None of the two had an idea of it
That you could get the diarrhea so hard.

The couscous knitted there
Like a waterfall out again.

But it was with a meter -wide smile

and a positive attitude

that you have that whole journey
spent on the toilet bowl.

She has another.

A gynecologist.

That is completely the opposite
From a funeral director?

Well ...

I drove myself last night.

I was sucked in my seat.

I haven't heard my alarm clock. Voilà.

A gynecologist, damn it.

That's intense shit, man.

And I just believe
That she had to go so often.

Yes ... the cervix.

She was in any case the age for it, huh.

That it has a neck.

Cruel, isn't it?

We will stay together here forever.

Who do you mean by us?

We.

All of us. The whole family.

There is also room
For the partners and ...

the children
If they might come.

The grandchildren.

Pets.

And we cannot decide for ourselves
About our last resting place?

There has never been a dead person
Being able to decide something yourself.

Mama actually wanted
don't be buried at all.

She wanted to be flamboyed.

In Cognac.

She always said that to me.

Allee, when she held a glass.

Then she said that.

Dad, Antoine is here.

Is Antoine here?
- Yes.

Can I ask something? It is still possible
To put her right, please?

In bed she also always wanted to be on the right.

That may be unusual. I know.

Apparently
Most women are left.

Apologies, uhm ...

Uhm ...

Notary Vercammen.
Can I talk to you?

What is the problem?

Yes ... my sincere apologies ...

that I you
Come bother at this delicate moment.

Dieltje Christine was my client ...
- Wait, should that be now?

Yes, I fear so.

This is her last will.

And it was her will ... uhm ...

that she didn't want to be buried here,

But in law.

Pardon?

Where?

In law.

May I ... can I see that for a moment?

Would she not have meant Wetteren?

She had some problems
With the 'r' sometimes, right, isn't it?

What are you saying now? Mama had anyway
No problems with the 'r' at all?

Where do you suddenly get that from?

May I see?

And where is that?
- Below.

And that certainly can't be a typo?
- No.

Well.

It is also typical mom.

Always think of an excuse for ...

Not to have to go to sleep.

No, I don't think it's on the map.
- Nothing?

Also not on the internet, no.

And I get all the time:
"Do you mean Wetteren?"

Maybe a strange question. Does anyone know
Legal of you by you?

Legal?

Yes.
- with an 'l'?

Yes.
- Sure.

So legal exists?

Otherwise I wouldn't know.

And how is it that you know Legal
And not the GPS?

You will have to ask the GPS.

I used to be a taxi driver.

Customers are much friendlier
When they are dead.

That's why I switched.

And is that far?

Legal?
- Yes.

Not too bad.

I mean on foot.

On foot or with the VELO, it stays just as far.

Don't I get a kiss?

Hey.
- Hey.

You look good.

What is the case with you?

Ça va.

I've just seen the grave
Where I will someday come to lie.

It looks good.

Big.

There is also quite a few garden on it.

No WiFi for the children,
So that becomes difficult.

Ah, I didn't know
That you already had children in the meantime.

Ah, no.
No, but they already have a grave.

So I will have to make now for sure?

Yes.

Legal exists.

Okay.
- Yes.

The driver knows, he says.

So we bring mom to law?

Yes, if that is her last will, then I think
that we have to respect it as it should be

And I think we should do that on foot.

How long are we going to do about that?

That question is actually unpleasant.

Unless you have an important contract tomorrow
Must bring in, of course.

According to that funeral cerin
it can take a few days.

He can't really estimate it
Because he is not a walker, he says.

And we really go for several days now
Get in that dirty doomp of that hearse?

Yes...

Christine wanted to
Apparently being buried, so ...

Don't ask me why,
I just heard it, but ...

Yes, I liked to see her ...

So I'm going to guide her there.
If necessary.

Everyone has to decide for themselves
Whether he wants to come along.

Or can come along.
- Or can, yes.

And that in that wheelchair.

Have you ever looked well?

It doesn't look really fresh either.

That is a customer that we have lost.

By you.

What you have lost
Is your feeling for the living.

And again something: that won't work.
That car has to go to the inspection this afternoon.

Gang failed garagists, goddamn.

Completely rejected.

That they kiss our balls.

Will I otherwise take over?
- Yes, is good. Merci.

Have you actually talked to Dad?

That is difficult.

Why did you actually have to do then
From today to tomorrow away from our family?

Do you know that?

I have quite a few problems
with my health

and I have to go from the doctor
Taking 7,000 steps a day. Hence ...

Except that she was my client, I have
Christine of course also very well known.

Personally I mean, huh.

Ah?

We were together in the wheelchair basket.

So right?

Played Christine wheelchair basket?

Yes, fifteen years. Just like her sister, huh.

Christine wasn't in a wheelchair, is it?

A bobsleigh does not go either
In his bobsleigh to the bakery?

Isn't that completely different?

You don't have to be disabled for wheelchair basket
To be to play. That is not mandatory.

And if you tackle it a bit well,
Arrange a parking ticket for disabled people in this way.

Christine had
No parking ticket for disabled people.

Because she didn't tackle it well, huh.

Wheelchair basket.

I've always thought
that that was a silly excuse of her

To do other things.

You're Kaat for sure, isn't it?
- Yes.

Yes, I don't see your father immediately in you,
But Christine is good at it.

And you are?

I am Herman,
I am a childhood friend of your mom.

Ever in kindergarten actually.

I once had ...
I once caught in my pants.

And Christine smelled that immediately.

He had an incredible nose, your mum?
- That's true, yes.

She could smell it from us like the neighbors
their cauliflower were draining.

Really an incredible nose.

But look, that was an incident,
I was bullied that day at school.

Children are cruel, for each other.

But Christine, he said to me:

"Herman," she said,

"You have packed in your pants, isn't it?"

I remember very well. I have to
Have been about five years old, I think.

'You have packed in your pants and you know what
I'm going to do? I'm also going to poke in my pants.

Then you are not alone. "

And then I knew:
That girl stays in my life forever.

Sounds in love.

Five years.

Yes?
- Yes.

We will not get there anymore today?

I don't think so, no.

No.

Any idea where we here somewhere
Can you stay in the neighborhood?

At two hours of steps from here
I know something, yes.

Gosh, two hours of steps ...

Something cheap.

An adultery hotel.

Otherwise we should go and have a look
Whether we are welcome here.

HM?
- Yes.

Yes.

Yes, uhm ...

It is a strict order.

I think they would rather see candles
Then people,

But they understand
Our exceptional situation.

So we can spend the night here
If we want.

There are fathers who are in 50 years
have not seen a woman anymore, so ...

Keep that in mind
please.

It is a place of contemplation,

But maybe that is welcome
One day like today.

Do they have a Trappist?
- Pardon?

Do they have a Trappist?
- You will have to ask them yourself.

Do they have sherry?

Let it go.

I don't really want to spend the night here
With pedophiles.

Really, it's true: a Trappist
Would go in now, huh.

I will stay with aunt.

And where are you going to sleep?

They can go in the car if they want.

He finally made it, huh,
To lie in.

I still walked today.

Yet a good move from our Christine.

My sister was a Madam of truth.

I think so.
- And Bas wasn't.

But she liked him, not that.

But that is silent from him, that was free to her.

She had a hard time with that.

The children.

Of course he has known, always, that
He was not the causative agent of his children.

It is not.

It is that his children don't know.

And that he doesn't want them to know.

Allee, I have to stretch my legs.
Enough situated and sat today.

You have not changed anything yet, you.

I'm sorry I am bothered
In your moment of reflection,

But should I just ask you something?

Of course, my sheep.

Do you happen to have here
From those discreet wipes?

Yes, you know
For the lost drops of Pipi.

You have to pray, my child.
Prayer is always the right way.

I should have grabbed you in the house.

I looked away and kept silent.
I did that.

Sorry for that.

I understand those fathers, actually.

We allow too little silence in our lives.

I don't know what it was
But I have deeper last night

and be able to think purer than ever
About my life with Christine.

It was like ...

As if I could put together all those years

could trace an essence.

Yes.

That was a lot of sorrow,

But much more joy.

Yes.

Christine is no longer there.
It doesn't come back.

But I keep love.

I'm completely with me.

Have you been able to sleep?

No, not really actually.
Much disappointed.

A lot of noise came out of the coffin.

Yes, I still heard that

that you are not in the neighborhood before
must be of a dissolution.

I tried to frame that.
She used to snore.

When I thought about that
suddenly got something familiar.

Nice.

You haven't told much either, exactly.

I'm not such a chat.

Unless I drank
Then I can no longer remain silent.

Or do I say the same four times.

I recognize that, I recognize that.

I recognize that.

So you are Mrs.'s notary?

Madam?

Yes, I never knew the deceased.

Maybe I'll get to know her, huh.
That cannot be excluded.

That's what everyone now
Isn't it, I think.

Say, are you too
On the pedometer perhaps or ...

I am my belief in datingdinges
And those apps lost.

I always swipe to the wrong side.

The loneliness starts quietly
to weigh me. The already somewhat older day.

The cold in bed.
Pathetically only have to eat at a restaurant

And then everyone is looked at.

So ... I look for the newspaper looking for
Mourning advertisements of ladies my age.

I'm going for the widowers.

Nobody has to be alone, right?

So I foam funerals.

Much more efficient than relationship agencies.
Allee, I hope so.

It is cheaper anyway.

Do you have a woman?

I have two. Not easy either,
I can tell you that.

You will not often have to do that,
Hey? Saying overnight for work?

It was from yesterday.

Yes, that's a point.

Betty.

Frido.

Frido?

Frido Lesage.

11,430 steps today.

That's as much as when
I am off my lawn seven times.

11,430 is not divisible by seven.

Everything is divisible by seven.
Even the love.

I hope they now
have a guarded parking.

Those guests of the meat mafia are
Seriously crazy of remains.

Trade in intestines.

Fat by hand soap.

You don't want to know what they are nowadays
All run in Frikandellen.

You will not be the first for a long time

who without knowing it
His father ate.

Yes, sorry it took so long.

But it's like that:

There are plenty of rooms for all of us.

The thing is alone
That there is a party room downstairs.

And there is a wedding party tonight.

So yes, we will hear that music
Probably in our room.

Now, the bridal couple said
That we are welcome at their party.

For those
Who feel like it, of course.

And there is food, so yes ...

You didn't have that twice
Having to say to Christine.

It was already on that dance floor.

I think so too.
- Is there a Trappist?

Is there sherry?

Yes, a Trappist would go into it now.

Is there a secure parking happen here?

I don't know.
I will ask that.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I think it's time to be time

that you are going to tell
Where you suddenly come from, Antoine.

From the porch.

From the porch?

From the porch.

We will never see you again

Mama dies and you are suddenly there.

While I don't think anyone
you sent a death letter.

Ah yes, just, we didn't have your address.

Thank you.

Hey.

Do you have a minibar?

Good idea.
Aperitious time has already passed.

Sit down.
- Yes.

The favorite cocktail of your mommy.

The multi-cult.

Everything that contains alcohol.

Even aftershave.

Only, one golden rule:

Never fruit in it.

Too healthy.

Mama could do that much better, but yes.

Voilà.

Cheers.
- Cheers.

On Mama.

On Mama.

Dad, what's that here?

The funeral of your mom.

Yes, a funeral of a few days.

And Antoine, who suddenly comes to the surface.

All unknown people who are onto,
Like that woman with that glasses.

Who is that?
- Don't know.

He has against me
Nothing said at all.

Yes, your mom was a ...

A good director ...

Don't know.

Maybe she wants to tell us something.

Is this her bis.

Don't know.

A huge, thick, warm suit in my pants.

So that scent, that autumn scent,
It spread throughout the class.

Everyone had smelled that.

I was about to totally
to be humiliated

and at that time
Fart Christine herself in her pants.

Out of solidarity.

And that is something I will never forget.

Frikandellen.

When Christine and I got married,

there were veal sweetbreads.

Grilled in an Argentinian way.

Do you have to have my frikandel?

I just went to ask
Whether you need my frikandel.

Shall we change?

That's good.

Allee, he's going here
I think I get started.

Think of our dad
Not allowed to go to the ballet school earlier.

Why not actually?

You get tendinitis from it.
And kapsones, of course.

Mama had been on the dance floor for a long time.

And her clothes have played out.

She always ended in her underwear, yes.
- Then you still had Chance.

No young, you get me sober
Not on the dance floor.

Garçon, five multi-culti, please.

He was tasty, your frikandel.

Is it not possible?

Ça va?

I don't want her from my mother
make frikandels.

Let it go.

That betty said something like that.

Have you already seen
That they have a swimming pool here?

I don't have the habit of
My swim gear to going to a funeral.

Swimming equipment.

You can explain to me
What is the use of wet clothes?

You were right, huh.

Even that bathing cap is mandatory.

Then you can just tell me
That I have lice.

From above both and below.

You're going to tell me now
What you have to say.

Or I squeeze your marbles.

Your parents liked each other.

But Bas ...

It has a problem.

Always had.

He is asexual.

Is he impotent?

He does have a body,

But that only serves
To digest his food.

Have you just told me
That my father is not my father?

It's like that.

Christine wanted sex.

And she wanted children.

And she wanted to keep Bas in her life.

But after two children from another

Bas needed some kind
From symbolic child of them two.

Say it is not true.

It's not true.

It should not be true too.

You couldn't.

I should not be allowed too.

I couldn't.

Oh no, say it's not true.

It's not true.

Those are those multi-culti, of course.

But you have to
Not justified, huh, estimate.

It is your wife's funeral.

Then some things are more difficult.
I understand that, estimate.

It is nothing to be ashamed of.

Treasure? Do you say estimate to me now?
- Come, it's okay.

Forget it.

But I have nothing to forget
Because nothing has happened.

Shit, that's intense.

My mother is dead
And my father is not my father.

Come, we have to leave.

They are probably already on us
Waiting outside.

Betty.

You could say Betty so beautifully.

Come, get ready, Betty. Come.

Otherwise we are too late.

He's there.

Then we will
But definitely leave again.

Do you want to blow in the device,
Please?

Sufficient, thank you.

That's positive.
When did you last drink?

Yesterday.
- Yesterday?

Multi-culti's.
- Multi-culti's?

Take your papers from the car,
You can come to the combi.

Just sign here, please.

Is there any of you
Already a bit capable to drive?

Because I am my driver's license
Lost for a few hours.

You smell like sex.

I would see somewhere sports shoes
have to buy.

That's not going, your mother
Buried in Heels in Legal.

I wish I also smelled of sex.

At least if legal already exists.

I wish I also smelled of sex.

What is the plan?
- Well.

Hunger that a person gets
of all those steps.

I don't understand that all those members of
A walking club is not much thicker.

And that's the first thing you tell me?
After more than two days.

I wasn't good enough for you
As an Ersatzkind.

Too stupid, too burst.

Unacceptable.

So you just glued me out.

Do you know how that feels?

To be thrown out of a foster family?

You are such a dog
That is saved from the shelter

Through a nice and sweet family.

And the following summer the family will travel
And they tie you to a tree.

And that's what you did, Bas.

And all those years later you see me again.

And what do you ask me?

And what do you tell me?

That you don't understand why those members
Not being thicker of a walking club?

You managed to pull yourself off from that tree.

That is very handsome of you.

There was only one way to drag me loose.

And that was there with the tree.

He still hangs that tree.

It's a weight.

How is that heroin addiction
From your parents?

Good.

They have both been successfully kicked off.

In the cemetery.

Did you think of it
Which dog would suit me well?

A Maltese, I think.

Why?

You have people
who process their grief through food.

Not me.

I'm not in like that.

I am not hungry when I am alone.

I am more like that
That needs company.

I am actually a party person.

Twice the mussels.
- Thank you.

Please.
- Thank you.

Lord, open us a willing mussel
For the vision of peace

That has been calling us since time immemorial.

Tasty.
- Tasty.

I knew you were going to take the mussels.
- Ah yes?

I have had since this morning
Looking around a bit.

And I thought very deeply
And I think my franc has fallen.

I am the only one in the family
Those mussels lust.

I have to get it from someone, right?

'I don't recognize your father so immediately,
But Christine is completely in it. "

Are there things I need to know?

Hereditary diseases or something
What I have to be vaccinated against?

Perhaps the bacon disease.

Bacon spit disease?
- Yes, that's nothing bad, isn't it?

Our rochels are a bit thicker,
A bit fatter than normal.

But it is perfect to live with it,
Perfect to slap.

But it is very hereditary.

That is.

I don't know if you realize it
But I have packed in my pants.

I smell it, yes.

As a father you have never done anything for me.

Make everything
you will not succeed anyway, but ...

I would appreciate it anyway
If you show solidarity with me.

Please.

But...

The thing is ...
- What?

What is the thing?

Is there something that transcends paternity?

No no, sure not, but ...

I don't have to.

Italian quality.

First pressing.

Does Bas know you know?

No.

And I would like to keep it that way.

He is my father and he remains my father.

Does he know that you have conceived me?

How's the intestines?

They already simmer.

Allee, come.

Does everyone have his pass?

How? Only?

Is law abroad then?

Legal is abroad.

Not deep.

Not far.

But abroad.

Why have you not said that before?

I am rather insensitive to boundaries.

Insensitive?

Borders are arbitrary.

A hold for narrow -minded spirits.

I think, huh.

Pasports?

Kolo Padere US Differron Me Opikegert
Bastorde Klomp sausage yukelelelele.

Anyone?

Yes, he says the contents of the coffin
must be checked.

But ... that is not possible.

He can't mean that?

Jordelo Moportuti Holkerdu Brol.

Daftirde Brilkiko.

Letterer Azerzo chicken headmilk

Hus Hot Prot Derstuk Jupjup.

Jupjup?

It can contain drugs.

Can also be a way
To smuggle people.

He says that criminals are creative.

Stolk Frit Berga Wollewulle Greta Verre Grto.

Zwrelle Zwolle Polka spawn
Pluk reredded Watteeuw.

He understands it can be annoying
and also feels with us,

But everyone has their task
And that is his.

Yes, and then the chords of Schengen?

That suddenly doesn't mean anything anymore, or what?

I don't say goodbye yet
can take her.

Would you do that?

They say that is important
For the grieving process?

It must be long and lonely days
For you, isn't it?

You actually mean
That you don't like to walk in the rain?

I don't mind.

I like that,
A little company.

But...

I've been thinking all the time:

Your face ...

I know that from somewhere.

That is possible, huh. I come quite often
At funerals lately.

Do you like breasts?

It's not what you think.

It is for the crossword.

I still have my own breasts.

Without silicone or insulation material.

Bio-breasts actually.

Do you like Bio?

It is for the crossword.

That drying cabinet is a program
From 40 minutes. Ça va still.

Thank you for the hospitality.

It is something else again.

Gelo Berdompung Vergaziris Fiscus.

Bollobom discus pertangkuns
Kluns Wuns Circus.

The last to come here,
was the tax inspector.

That suddenly meant
The end of the circus.

Nice stew.

Mopsi Tio Poessie.

Gripok Mulderta Vispit.

It's tiger.
I had to do something with it.

Those are difficult verb elections,
If you ask me.

Dropole Peuzot Ballatum Argenti.

Glasses Kil Fax.

He could cycle and dance Tango.
Been top animal.

Fril Dulk Hillebulle Versu,

Pilko Lolde Derwus.

Kol Berankankentit Slurfik climbs.

If you want, you can
Take a portion of meat home.

My freezer is full of elephant.

Sex Pompo Kilo.

Kedu Jojo Floflu.

About 600 kilos.
I just don't get that.

Artificial insemination
Was a no-go for your mom.

She didn't want children from a preserving jar.

I don't know with which of the two
I have to feel the most sorry.

I think it's all so pathetic.

You see it too gloomy.
That's true. Love.

That is easier to break
Then friendship.

And it is still difficult
To be repaired too.

I think it's cunt that Kaat knows
By whom she is conceived and not me.

Fathers, do you really know, do you think?

Wow, the max.

As long as you don't think

That you will get the house.

Go live with him.

Let yourself be tied up

In his gynecologist's chair.

And let yourself be in the meantime
But good fucking by him.

Hopefully

you get a thousand ...

ten...

Hopefully you will get one hundred thousand
stillborn children of his.

Which I will all refuse
To bury.

You can do them yourself

with the wheelbarrow
drop in the cemetery.

And you know ...

Do you know what I'm going to do?

Nothing.

I'm going to ...
rotten

until the whole earth stinks

To your deception.

Whore.

FOEF.

Slut box.

Cats ... cunt ... cli ...

Skew -sagged garage almanac.

That's okay.

Yes, that's really good.

Doing.
- Yes?

Yes, do.

Oh dear.

Ça va?

Not actually, no.

The animal does not want to start anymore.

That was to be expected.

Poorly maintained,

shit

And rejected.

My boss doesn't want to be there anymore
In invest.

I got hold of him this morning
With Pipo de Clown's phone, but ...

That car can do it
No Lalali Lalala.

That's typical, isn't it
For funeral directors.

They live on when something breaks.

And what now?

There is already someone on the way
To pull us out of the puree.

That will probably take a long time?

No panic, bass.

Within a good hour
We are in West Wettelen.

And hence it is not that far anymore.

I almost had peace with it
That it didn't exist.

He said he was the magician
Also had to fire.

Due to disappointing income.

Blablabla.

So ... that clown doesn't know either

how in two sawn people
you have to get together again.

Ça va, Tanteke?
Not too much pain?

If I didn't take him

Then he was probably too
In the freezer ended up next to that elephant.

But maybe you should take it with you?

I think he's more for you.

For you alone, huh.

Incidentally,

That's handy
For the maintenance of your lawn.

You will be happy with it.

Does he have a name?

Christine.

And that eats grass?

Yes, what did you think?
Camel chunks?

There is no grass in the desert, is it?

How would you think that?

The camels have eaten that all, isn't it?

Helaba.

Yes.

So this is it?

Legal.

This is it.

Strange.

And do you know being a cemetery somewhere?

Legal has no cemetery.

How, Legal has no cemetery?

Legal has no cemetery.

And you say that now?

Every cemetery once had to start
With a first grave.

Yes.

That's true, yes.

I have to piss.

Ah wait, I'll help for a moment.

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