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- Elisabeth!
- Elisabeth!
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We love you Elisabeth!
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Please!
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Over here!
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Oh my God, we love you!
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My favorite...
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- Wanna get something to eat?
- Yeah, I'll get a pretzel, or something.
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- Remember her?
- She was in that movie...
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We're gonna have to let her know
we're gonna be late.
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Yeah, I'll give her a text.
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He owes me 20 bucks.
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Get out the way!
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Vamos!
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Shit!
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You got it!
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Feel that power, ladies!
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And march! Get those knees up.
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You got it!
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Come on!
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Front.
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Kick!
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Kick!
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Oh yeah, you got it!
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Square.
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Think about those bikini bods.
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You wanna look like
a giant jellyfish on the beach?
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Come on.
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Cross.
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Push.
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Kick!
Come on, you got it!
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Hang in there, ladies, you've got it.
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You've got it!
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Great workout, ladies.
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Alright, I hope I see you next week
for Sparkle Your Life.
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We're gonna work on the lateral abs,
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you know,
the most difficult part to sculpt.
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But in the meantime,
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take care of yourself.
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Move it back, position one.
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Great job, ladies.
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You got it.
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Alright take these down for me.
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- Happy birthday!
- Oh, thank you.
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- Happy birthday.
- Oh, thank you.
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- Happy birthday.
- Thank you.
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I don't care if we have to see every
fucking young girl in this fucking town
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in the next few weeks.
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Look, I'll make it simple.
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We need her young.
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We need her hot.
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We need her now.
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How the old bitch has been able
to stick around for this long,
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that's the fucking mystery to me.
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Oh, Oscar winner my ass.
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When was that? Back in the 30s,
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what, for King Kong?
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- Promised her...
- No.
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I don't give a fuck
what we promised her!
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This is network TV,
not a fucking charity.
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Find me somebody new!
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Now!
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Hey, did you know that a woman's fertility
starts to decrease about the age of 25?
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How old is Jennifer?
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You better get busy!
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It's like when you see
someone fart on screen.
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People just love that.
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I mean, that's just the way it is.
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C'est la vie.
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People are just people.
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And I have to give people what they want.
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That's what keeps the shareholders happy.
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And people always ask for something new.
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Renewal...
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is inevitable.
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And at 50...
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well...
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it stops.
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What stops?
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What?
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What stops?
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You know, the...
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Oh, George!
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I'm sorry, I gotta run.
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Harvey!
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George, those ratings are insane!
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You're a genius!
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Oh what a man, you're a genius!
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Let's buy you a drink, come on.
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Well, it's your lucky day,
Miss Sparkle,
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'cause we have X-rayed you
from head to toe,
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and you don't have so much
as a cracked molar.
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So, you are good to go.
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Vaccination, okay.
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Not currently on any medication.
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By the way, I just want to say, my...
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my wife is a huge fan.
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Blood type...
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Oh hey, it's your birthday!
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Happy bir...
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Oh, that's an emergency,
I'm sorry, I have to...
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Have a good...
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Bye.
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One moment.
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There's just one last exam to perform.
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I thought he said I was good to go.
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- Is there a problem?
- No, it's perfect.
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You're a good candidate.
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I mean, you're good to go.
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I wish you the best.
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Lizzie?
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Lizzie Sparkle?
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Oh my God, I can't believe it.
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Fred!
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Fred, from 10th grade homeroom!
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Fred, of course!
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You haven't changed a bit.
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You're still the most beautiful girl
in the whole wide world.
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You know, I followed your career.
What a success! I mean...
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Hey...
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Why don't we go out
maybe for a drink some time?
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Now that we're, you know, reconnected.
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- Oh, of course...
- I'm...
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- I'm stupid, you're super busy.
- But you know what?
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Why don't you give me your card?
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I mean, you never know.
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Here...
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This will do.
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Don't look at my cholesterol levels,
they're a disaster.
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- Oh, God!
- Oh, that's...
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There.
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Now, you've got it!
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Call me.
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Have you ever dreamt
of a better version of yourself?
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Younger.
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More beautiful.
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More perfect.
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One single injection unlocks your DNA.
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Starting a new cellular division.
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That will release
another version of yourself.
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This is...
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The Substance.
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You are the matrix.
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Everything comes from you.
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And everything is you.
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This is simply
a better version of yourself.
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You just have to share.
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One week for one.
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And one week for the other.
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A perfect balance of seven days each.
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The one and only thing not to forget.
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You are one.
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You can't escape from yourself.
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You slip through my fingers
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And you drop to the ground
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You fade away
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Fade away
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Here, Elisabeth...
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Elisabeth, we love you!
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We love you...
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Yes?
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Hello.
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I'd like...
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to order.
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Address?
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1057 Beverly Canyon.
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Write this down, 35 North Byron Alley.
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35 North...
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You are the matrix.
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Everything comes from you.
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And everything is you.
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This is simply
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a better version of yourself.
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Hello.
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Thanks.
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We'll let you know by next week.
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Thank you so much.
I'm just dying to get the part.
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Great dancer.
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Too bad her boobs aren't in the middle
of her face instead of that nose.
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Next!
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Looks like everything sure is
in the right place this time.
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Please say your name, age, measurements.
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I'm...
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Sue.
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I'm Sue.
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Sue. Sue. Sue...
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Where is she?
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Where is she?
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What a gorgeous
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little
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angel!
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You're hired.
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We want a show
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that's just like you.
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Beautiful and happy.
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People want to be happy.
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We air in two weeks,
so let's get to work.
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I'm gonna let you organize the rest
with my assistant...
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Isabella.
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Isa, Isa, Isa...
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Who has time to say that?
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We're gonna make you Cindy.
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It's shorter.
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It's better.
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So, I'm gonna let you organize
everything else with Cindy.
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Before you go,
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I just have to mention a...
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small scheduling issue.
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I have to be
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out of town every other week.
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To take care of my mother.
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Who's very sick.
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I want you for this show.
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And we will work around
any mother, brother,
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fucking sick puppy
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you need to take care of.
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Gorgeous, with a pure heart.
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People are gonna love that.
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Perfect.
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So you jump out.
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Touch your elbows.
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Head
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down.
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Contract.
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And five, six, seven, eight.
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Elbows.
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There she is!
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Where have you been?
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We've all been wanting to have
a drink with you for your departure.
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Anyway...
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we all chipped in,
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and we got you just a little something.
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To keep you busy.
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It's French.
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My wife, she swears by it.
Oh, I love my wife.
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Oops, I gotta run.
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But it's always great to see you.
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And we're ba...
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Which is the most valuable seafood?
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Are expensing stock options,
most of the nation...
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Bob and Judy, are you ready?
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Know what you'll be toting around
for the rest of your days? Regr...
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The field, kids on the f...
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The antelope and the deer moving about.
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A hunt through the T...
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Only at the Worldwide Shopping channel
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we have a beautiful, beautiful
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straight outta Africa...
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$8.99, 99 in less than a minute
we have it here today
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99, 99. I can't believe this price...
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98, with remote.
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I cannot believe the incredible price.
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For $49.98, shoppers.
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Look at the quality of this thing.
This thing is sturdy.
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Beautiful.
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Listen to your music at home, shoppers.
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$49.98, I'll take one myself.
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Put it right there,
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hold that one for me, that one's mine.
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How can you ever...
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God damn it, lady, come on!
I haven't slept in three nights!
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Open up! God damn it!
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Are you gonna open...
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Sorry.
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I thought that Ms. Sparkle...
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She moved out.
I'm the new tenant.
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Sue.
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Oler...
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Oler...
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Oliker.
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You wanted to complain about something...
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Oliver?
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What?
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No.
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No, no, no...
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I think it's awesome when there's stuff
going on in the building.
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You know what I mean?
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I'm actually...
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quite handy.
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If you ever need...
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need me to be of aid in any way.
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I got a sack of tools, and...
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00:50:34,592 --> 00:50:36,300
I got a big hammer.
283
00:50:38,717 --> 00:50:40,217
You know what I mean.
284
00:50:42,008 --> 00:50:44,508
Anyways, I live right here.
285
00:50:44,675 --> 00:50:46,342
So you know where to find me.
286
00:50:46,508 --> 00:50:47,758
Anytime.
287
00:50:48,383 --> 00:50:49,675
Day or night.
288
00:50:50,092 --> 00:50:51,133
Later.
289
00:52:46,300 --> 00:52:47,550
Hi everybody.
290
00:52:47,717 --> 00:52:49,092
I'm Sue.
291
00:52:49,258 --> 00:52:50,342
And it's time
292
00:52:50,508 --> 00:52:51,508
to pump it up!
293
00:52:51,758 --> 00:52:53,383
Are you ready?
Let's go.
294
00:54:22,842 --> 00:54:25,133
Thank you so much, everybody.
295
00:54:25,592 --> 00:54:26,633
I'll see you next week.
296
00:54:30,467 --> 00:54:32,217
And in the meantime...
297
00:54:33,175 --> 00:54:35,050
take care of yourself.
298
00:54:41,300 --> 00:54:42,383
Where is she?
299
00:54:44,550 --> 00:54:45,550
There she is!
300
00:54:46,967 --> 00:54:48,925
Wonderful, wonderful.
301
00:54:49,425 --> 00:54:51,675
That's what I'm talking about!
302
00:56:07,550 --> 00:56:10,842
I won't be out late, so just wait for me.
303
00:56:16,967 --> 00:56:18,508
Don't eat too fast.
304
00:56:35,258 --> 00:56:36,633
Let's go!
305
00:58:31,133 --> 00:58:32,300
Are you alright?
306
00:58:36,592 --> 00:58:38,217
Yes, I'll be right back.
307
00:59:14,675 --> 00:59:15,675
Are you alright?
308
01:00:01,717 --> 01:00:03,008
What did you do?
309
01:00:03,092 --> 01:00:05,467
You seem even more beautiful than before.
310
01:02:39,675 --> 01:02:40,758
Yes?
311
01:02:41,050 --> 01:02:42,425
Yes, hi.
312
01:02:42,925 --> 01:02:45,258
This is Elisabeth Sparkle.
313
01:02:50,925 --> 01:02:52,592
I'm 503.
314
01:02:53,342 --> 01:02:54,425
Yes.
315
01:02:55,342 --> 01:02:56,383
Yes, hi.
316
01:02:57,592 --> 01:02:59,258
There's been a slight
317
01:02:59,425 --> 01:03:01,300
misuse of the Substance.
318
01:03:02,050 --> 01:03:06,425
A few extra hours were accidentally
319
01:03:06,883 --> 01:03:07,967
used.
320
01:03:08,258 --> 01:03:09,633
Causing...
321
01:03:11,133 --> 01:03:12,633
an alteration.
322
01:03:13,758 --> 01:03:16,217
So I'm just looking for
the procedure to reverse it.
323
01:03:16,383 --> 01:03:20,300
What has been used on one side
is lost on the other side.
324
01:03:20,467 --> 01:03:22,342
There's no going back.
325
01:03:28,008 --> 01:03:29,050
No...
326
01:03:29,883 --> 01:03:31,842
I don't know what she was thinking.
327
01:03:32,092 --> 01:03:34,342
And obviously she was drunk.
328
01:03:34,592 --> 01:03:37,092
Remember, there is no she and you.
329
01:03:37,258 --> 01:03:38,592
You are one.
330
01:03:38,758 --> 01:03:39,925
Respect the balance.
331
01:03:40,092 --> 01:03:42,592
And you won't have
any more inconveniences.
332
01:05:20,758 --> 01:05:22,008
Sue!
333
01:05:22,633 --> 01:05:23,717
Sue?
334
01:05:24,467 --> 01:05:26,342
I just saw you on TV.
335
01:05:26,675 --> 01:05:28,425
Holy moly!
336
01:05:29,717 --> 01:05:31,717
Makes me wanna join your class.
337
01:05:32,092 --> 01:05:34,092
You don't give private lessons, do you?
338
01:05:36,508 --> 01:05:37,550
Hey...
339
01:05:38,758 --> 01:05:41,383
What about a drink at my place tonight?
340
01:05:43,508 --> 01:05:45,300
Come on, don't be shy.
341
01:05:45,550 --> 01:05:48,258
I see you standing behind
the door there, gorgeous.
342
01:05:51,550 --> 01:05:52,633
Alright.
343
01:05:52,800 --> 01:05:54,133
Take your time.
344
01:05:54,300 --> 01:05:55,633
But it's a date.
345
01:05:56,550 --> 01:05:57,967
You know, pump it up
346
01:05:58,175 --> 01:06:00,133
You've got to pump it up
347
01:06:00,467 --> 01:06:02,133
You know, pump it up
348
01:06:02,467 --> 01:06:04,342
You've got to pump it up
349
01:07:28,467 --> 01:07:29,633
What can I get you?
350
01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:35,050
Mocha latte.
351
01:07:43,550 --> 01:07:45,967
It's long, isn't it?
352
01:07:47,717 --> 01:07:49,008
Excuse me?
353
01:07:52,758 --> 01:07:54,717
Seven days.
354
01:08:24,508 --> 01:08:26,758
Did you follow me here?
355
01:08:27,758 --> 01:08:29,300
I was just curious
356
01:08:29,675 --> 01:08:31,925
to find out how things
were going for you.
357
01:08:33,217 --> 01:08:35,925
Each time, you feel a little more...
358
01:08:36,550 --> 01:08:37,592
lonely.
359
01:08:38,592 --> 01:08:39,633
Don't you think?
360
01:08:41,217 --> 01:08:43,300
I don't know what you're talking about.
361
01:08:44,800 --> 01:08:46,217
I'm fine.
362
01:08:47,383 --> 01:08:48,967
Everything's fine.
363
01:08:49,175 --> 01:08:51,092
It gets harder each time
364
01:08:51,842 --> 01:08:53,508
to remember that you
365
01:08:54,008 --> 01:08:55,258
still deserve
366
01:08:55,508 --> 01:08:56,967
to exist!
367
01:08:59,550 --> 01:09:01,633
That this part of yourself
368
01:09:02,008 --> 01:09:04,258
is still worth something,
369
01:09:04,383 --> 01:09:05,925
that you
370
01:09:06,550 --> 01:09:08,758
still matter!
371
01:09:13,300 --> 01:09:15,383
Has she started yet?
372
01:09:16,717 --> 01:09:19,425
Eating away at you?
373
01:09:36,592 --> 01:09:37,633
Fuck!
374
01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:39,050
Watch out!
375
01:09:47,633 --> 01:09:48,675
What?
376
01:09:59,342 --> 01:10:00,383
Hey!
377
01:10:00,550 --> 01:10:01,550
Move!
378
01:10:32,383 --> 01:10:35,758
You're still the most beautiful girl
in the whole wide world.
379
01:10:45,467 --> 01:10:46,592
Hello?
380
01:10:46,633 --> 01:10:48,342
Hi, Fred.
381
01:10:48,508 --> 01:10:49,758
It's Lizzie.
382
01:10:52,925 --> 01:10:54,008
Hello?
383
01:10:54,508 --> 01:10:56,383
Sorry, I'm in shock.
384
01:10:59,883 --> 01:11:02,633
I thought I'd never hear
from you again after...
385
01:11:02,675 --> 01:11:04,175
Oh gosh, no, not at all.
386
01:11:04,342 --> 01:11:05,800
I've just, I've just...
387
01:11:05,967 --> 01:11:08,008
I've just been really busy lately.
388
01:11:08,342 --> 01:11:09,508
So listen,
389
01:11:09,800 --> 01:11:12,092
I was thinking that...
390
01:11:13,883 --> 01:11:17,300
maybe we could get together
and grab a drink?
391
01:11:22,633 --> 01:11:23,925
Are you still there?
392
01:11:24,467 --> 01:11:27,258
Sorry, I'm in shock again.
393
01:11:29,800 --> 01:11:32,550
I could book Luigi's at 8?
394
01:11:33,217 --> 01:11:35,383
Eight at Luigi's it is.
395
01:11:35,425 --> 01:11:36,967
I...
396
01:11:37,258 --> 01:11:39,258
I will see you tonight.
397
01:11:40,300 --> 01:11:43,175
- Bye.
- Okay. Bye.
398
01:16:36,425 --> 01:16:39,050
And we're back!
And welcome back to...
399
01:16:39,342 --> 01:16:41,217
Bob and Judy, are you ready?
400
01:16:47,050 --> 01:16:48,467
Hi everybody!
401
01:16:49,550 --> 01:16:51,967
Okay, here we go everyone,
clear the set, please.
402
01:16:52,133 --> 01:16:53,800
First positions, thank you.
403
01:16:53,842 --> 01:16:55,133
Roll cameras.
404
01:16:55,300 --> 01:16:56,425
And in...
405
01:16:56,592 --> 01:16:57,800
Three, two...
406
01:16:58,508 --> 01:16:59,508
one...
407
01:17:02,175 --> 01:17:04,508
And squat, squat, squat.
408
01:17:06,092 --> 01:17:07,508
Circle those hips.
409
01:17:08,092 --> 01:17:09,300
Circle those hips.
410
01:17:09,842 --> 01:17:12,217
Contract, contract, contract.
411
01:17:12,633 --> 01:17:15,342
Contract, contract, contract.
412
01:17:15,508 --> 01:17:17,300
Head between your legs!
413
01:17:23,342 --> 01:17:24,467
Cut!
414
01:17:28,217 --> 01:17:29,467
I'm sorry, I thought I...
415
01:17:30,842 --> 01:17:32,717
I thought I...
416
01:17:33,633 --> 01:17:35,300
I just got distracted.
417
01:17:35,883 --> 01:17:37,563
Not a problem, let's get right back to it.
418
01:17:38,050 --> 01:17:39,300
Back to one, please.
419
01:17:42,217 --> 01:17:43,842
Sorry, it's the control room now.
420
01:17:43,967 --> 01:17:46,300
The director said he saw
something bizarre on the monitor.
421
01:17:46,467 --> 01:17:48,092
Bring up the replay on camera 2.
422
01:17:48,258 --> 01:17:49,383
Camera 2!
423
01:18:00,383 --> 01:18:01,467
Forward.
424
01:18:07,467 --> 01:18:08,592
Can I have my dressing gown?
425
01:18:08,925 --> 01:18:11,445
- Sorry, it's in your dressing room.
- Well then, go and get it!
426
01:18:12,008 --> 01:18:13,508
Let's just take this frame by frame.
427
01:18:28,008 --> 01:18:29,050
I need five minutes.
428
01:20:28,133 --> 01:20:30,258
- Yes?
- This balance is not working!
429
01:20:30,550 --> 01:20:32,675
I barely have any time to enjoy myself.
430
01:20:32,758 --> 01:20:35,633
While she wastes seven days,
431
01:20:35,675 --> 01:20:37,467
stuffing her face in front of the TV!
432
01:20:37,508 --> 01:20:39,550
Remember, there is no she and you.
433
01:20:39,675 --> 01:20:40,717
You are...
434
01:20:42,550 --> 01:20:45,008
Hello everybody...
435
01:20:49,800 --> 01:20:51,300
What's happening?
Where is everybody?
436
01:20:51,425 --> 01:20:52,967
The taping's been cancelled.
437
01:20:54,008 --> 01:20:55,008
What? Why?
438
01:20:55,175 --> 01:20:56,175
Sue.
439
01:20:56,633 --> 01:20:58,883
Harvey wants to see you
in his office immediately.
440
01:20:59,717 --> 01:21:00,758
Okay.
441
01:21:01,008 --> 01:21:02,050
I'll go change...
442
01:21:02,133 --> 01:21:03,675
No, he said now.
443
01:21:21,133 --> 01:21:22,925
I'll get right to the point.
444
01:21:23,925 --> 01:21:26,050
We can't keep you on the morning show.
445
01:21:27,300 --> 01:21:29,508
But why? I just started.
446
01:21:30,300 --> 01:21:32,508
Ratings are through the roof.
447
01:21:33,342 --> 01:21:35,467
We started at 42.
448
01:21:35,967 --> 01:21:37,300
Now we're up to, like...
449
01:21:38,217 --> 01:21:39,300
216.
450
01:21:39,467 --> 01:21:41,758
It's phenomenal!
451
01:21:43,008 --> 01:21:44,383
People love you!
452
01:21:44,925 --> 01:21:46,592
They adore you!
453
01:21:46,717 --> 01:21:48,342
They want more and more
454
01:21:48,508 --> 01:21:49,800
and more of you.
455
01:21:49,967 --> 01:21:51,717
That is why we have decided
456
01:21:52,508 --> 01:21:54,633
that we want you to host
457
01:21:55,592 --> 01:21:57,592
the New Year's Eve show.
458
01:21:58,217 --> 01:21:59,592
You mean the...
459
01:21:59,633 --> 01:22:02,717
The network's biggest show.
50 million viewers.
460
01:22:02,883 --> 01:22:04,050
Live.
461
01:22:04,217 --> 01:22:06,383
You can't go higher than that!
462
01:22:08,633 --> 01:22:09,717
Now, it's gonna be intense.
463
01:22:10,008 --> 01:22:12,550
We only have a few months
to pull it off, so...
464
01:22:12,925 --> 01:22:14,842
Are you in?
465
01:22:25,883 --> 01:22:27,883
If you don't open the door
when opportunity knocks
466
01:22:27,925 --> 01:22:29,300
you won't get another chance.
467
01:22:30,925 --> 01:22:32,675
You of all people know this.
468
01:22:45,467 --> 01:22:47,467
Just one more day,
and then I have a whole week off
469
01:22:47,550 --> 01:22:48,883
we can switch.
470
01:23:06,633 --> 01:23:08,092
We're doing the cover of Vogue!
471
01:23:09,633 --> 01:23:10,883
Just one more day, okay?
472
01:23:47,383 --> 01:23:49,550
No...
473
01:24:19,050 --> 01:24:20,050
Yes?
474
01:24:20,175 --> 01:24:22,133
She didn't respect the balance!
475
01:24:22,800 --> 01:24:25,425
She's stealing
more and more time from me.
476
01:24:25,592 --> 01:24:29,342
Completely without consideration
to the consequences.
477
01:24:29,508 --> 01:24:31,092
She's a selfish bitch!
478
01:24:31,133 --> 01:24:32,175
Would you like to stop?
479
01:24:35,217 --> 01:24:36,300
Stop?
480
01:24:36,425 --> 01:24:37,758
You are the matrix.
481
01:24:38,092 --> 01:24:41,342
If you are not satisfied,
you can put an end to the experience
482
01:24:41,508 --> 01:24:44,383
and go back to being just you,
on your own.
483
01:24:44,550 --> 01:24:45,592
Would you like to stop?
484
01:24:48,717 --> 01:24:51,175
Will it go back to the way it was before?
485
01:24:51,300 --> 01:24:53,508
What has been transferred
won't come back.
486
01:24:53,675 --> 01:24:56,008
But you can stop
the experience as of now.
487
01:24:56,175 --> 01:24:57,508
Would you like to stop?
488
01:24:57,675 --> 01:25:00,425
To go back to being just you,
on your own?
489
01:25:03,300 --> 01:25:04,383
No.
490
01:25:06,967 --> 01:25:08,133
No, no, no...
491
01:25:08,425 --> 01:25:09,800
I can't stop.
492
01:25:10,967 --> 01:25:11,967
She...
493
01:25:14,050 --> 01:25:15,050
I...
494
01:25:20,675 --> 01:25:22,758
The balance just needs to be respected.
495
01:25:22,925 --> 01:25:24,258
So respect it.
496
01:25:27,258 --> 01:25:28,550
Just stop it. Stop it.
497
01:25:28,883 --> 01:25:30,675
Stop it, stop it, stop it.
498
01:25:39,675 --> 01:25:42,175
Bob, you are the winner!
499
01:25:42,300 --> 01:25:45,133
So Bob, congratulations,
you've won $25,000.
500
01:25:45,508 --> 01:25:48,550
Now you have one final chance
to answer a single question
501
01:25:48,883 --> 01:25:53,133
in our big question round
and play for $250,000!
502
01:25:56,633 --> 01:25:58,383
Now, you'll have just 45 seconds...
503
01:26:57,758 --> 01:27:00,050
Just a little something to keep you busy.
504
01:27:12,842 --> 01:27:14,258
Fuck...
505
01:27:40,758 --> 01:27:43,133
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, she is here.
506
01:27:43,592 --> 01:27:44,800
The superstar
507
01:27:44,967 --> 01:27:47,133
of the moment, Sue!
508
01:27:47,300 --> 01:27:49,217
Are you ready? Let's welcome her!
509
01:27:49,383 --> 01:27:50,550
Sue!
510
01:27:52,342 --> 01:27:57,300
You popped up out of nowhere
on our screens like a tornado!
511
01:27:57,467 --> 01:27:59,175
I don't think anybody
512
01:27:59,342 --> 01:28:00,925
was really prepared for this whirlwind.
513
01:28:08,258 --> 01:28:11,508
It all started with the morning show.
514
01:28:11,550 --> 01:28:12,925
And rumor has it,
515
01:28:13,092 --> 01:28:16,508
that you are up
for Tom Grant's next movie.
516
01:28:18,425 --> 01:28:19,550
Ah, wait...
517
01:28:19,758 --> 01:28:20,842
just a moment.
518
01:28:21,008 --> 01:28:23,175
I'm being told you are going to host
519
01:28:23,342 --> 01:28:25,967
the New Year's Eve show,
can you confirm this?
520
01:28:26,550 --> 01:28:27,550
Yes, that's right.
521
01:28:27,842 --> 01:28:29,175
Yes, that's right.
522
01:28:31,883 --> 01:28:34,758
Oh my God! That is huge news!
523
01:28:37,633 --> 01:28:39,133
Tell us a little bit about yourself.
524
01:28:39,300 --> 01:28:41,758
Where are you from,
how did you get discovered?
525
01:28:41,883 --> 01:28:45,175
I want, we want to know everything.
526
01:28:48,008 --> 01:28:49,383
Well, I mean...
527
01:28:49,967 --> 01:28:52,300
there's really not very much to tell.
528
01:28:52,800 --> 01:28:54,133
I'm just a girl
529
01:28:54,175 --> 01:28:57,883
from a very small town in Indiana.
530
01:28:58,092 --> 01:28:59,842
I'm sure that you've never heard of it.
531
01:29:00,092 --> 01:29:02,050
In fact, it's not even a town.
532
01:29:02,092 --> 01:29:05,175
I'm not sure you could really even call it
a village. It's...
533
01:29:06,050 --> 01:29:07,925
a farm, perhaps?
534
01:29:14,675 --> 01:29:16,300
But, ever since I can remember,
535
01:29:16,467 --> 01:29:18,175
it has always been my dream
536
01:29:18,342 --> 01:29:19,550
to be on the screen.
537
01:29:20,133 --> 01:29:22,258
This is my dream.
538
01:29:22,425 --> 01:29:24,342
As a child I used to put
on shows for my family.
539
01:29:25,300 --> 01:29:26,633
Your family.
540
01:29:26,800 --> 01:29:27,883
How sweet.
541
01:29:30,800 --> 01:29:31,842
So...
542
01:29:32,133 --> 01:29:34,383
everyone is aware
543
01:29:34,550 --> 01:29:36,008
that you replaced
544
01:29:36,383 --> 01:29:37,717
Elisabeth Sparkle.
545
01:29:38,883 --> 01:29:42,008
And no doubt about it, you stepped in,
546
01:29:42,050 --> 01:29:43,675
you turned up the volume,
547
01:29:43,717 --> 01:29:45,883
and you rocked their world.
548
01:29:46,175 --> 01:29:47,800
Were you a fan of her show?
549
01:29:54,258 --> 01:29:55,425
Well...
550
01:29:56,675 --> 01:29:58,383
Well, I can't...
551
01:29:58,758 --> 01:30:01,425
I can't really say
that I actually watched
552
01:30:01,592 --> 01:30:02,592
her show.
553
01:30:03,217 --> 01:30:06,758
You do know that we're not exactly
from the same generation.
554
01:30:07,758 --> 01:30:09,300
And you have to admit
555
01:30:09,467 --> 01:30:10,800
it was a bit old-fashioned.
556
01:30:13,842 --> 01:30:15,258
Jurassic Fitness, really.
557
01:30:16,175 --> 01:30:17,633
Jurassic Fitness?
558
01:30:17,800 --> 01:30:18,967
It needed a change.
559
01:30:21,258 --> 01:30:22,633
I'll fucking show you.
560
01:30:23,925 --> 01:30:25,883
You wanna see some Jurassic Fitness?
561
01:30:29,175 --> 01:30:30,300
You want it?
562
01:30:31,217 --> 01:30:32,217
Come on,
563
01:30:32,342 --> 01:30:34,800
come get your fucking Jurassic Fitness!
564
01:30:43,592 --> 01:30:45,758
But my mother was a huge fan of hers.
565
01:30:47,967 --> 01:30:49,800
So every morning,
566
01:30:50,342 --> 01:30:51,342
rain or shine,
567
01:30:52,592 --> 01:30:54,550
Sparkle Your Life was on TV.
568
01:30:54,800 --> 01:30:56,800
So, in a way, I grew up with her.
569
01:30:57,092 --> 01:30:58,675
Whether I liked it or not.
570
01:30:59,883 --> 01:31:02,592
I guess that's why you can say
we have some sort of connection.
571
01:31:02,842 --> 01:31:04,467
Some sort of connection.
572
01:31:04,633 --> 01:31:05,842
You wouldn't exist
573
01:31:06,092 --> 01:31:07,175
without me.
574
01:31:18,592 --> 01:31:20,467
It is time, ladies and gentlemen,
575
01:31:20,508 --> 01:31:22,883
for our final question.
576
01:31:23,050 --> 01:31:24,842
The question that we ask
577
01:31:24,883 --> 01:31:29,008
each and every one of our guests.
578
01:31:29,633 --> 01:31:32,967
Would you share one of your little
579
01:31:33,008 --> 01:31:34,342
beauty secrets with us?
580
01:31:36,133 --> 01:31:37,842
Just one little trick of yours
581
01:31:38,008 --> 01:31:41,425
that helps you look so incredibly
stunning, I mean, look at you.
582
01:31:41,467 --> 01:31:43,175
- I don't know...
- Say it!
583
01:31:44,175 --> 01:31:45,550
Say it!
584
01:31:46,592 --> 01:31:48,133
- Let me think.
- Say it.
585
01:31:48,258 --> 01:31:50,550
Tell them
who your little beauty secret is.
586
01:31:50,717 --> 01:31:51,717
I guess...
587
01:31:51,758 --> 01:31:53,925
Why don't we just show them right here?
588
01:31:54,092 --> 01:31:55,592
Here's your little beauty secret.
589
01:31:55,717 --> 01:31:57,383
I guess I just try to be myself.
590
01:31:57,550 --> 01:31:58,550
To be sincere
591
01:31:58,717 --> 01:32:00,842
and grateful for all that I have.
592
01:32:01,592 --> 01:32:03,508
And to always remember
to lead with my heart.
593
01:32:04,342 --> 01:32:06,383
America's sweetheart.
594
01:32:16,258 --> 01:32:17,883
I just...
595
01:32:18,800 --> 01:32:20,342
I try to be myself.
596
01:32:21,925 --> 01:32:23,092
Stop it!
597
01:32:24,175 --> 01:32:25,633
Stop it.
598
01:32:25,842 --> 01:32:27,550
You're taking it from me.
599
01:32:27,717 --> 01:32:29,883
That's your little secret.
600
01:32:30,050 --> 01:32:31,592
Stop it!
601
01:32:31,883 --> 01:32:34,592
Stop it, stop it, stop it.
602
01:32:46,050 --> 01:32:47,508
You have to...
603
01:32:47,675 --> 01:32:50,758
control yourself!
604
01:33:10,425 --> 01:33:12,258
I can't go back inside her.
605
01:33:20,383 --> 01:33:21,842
Gross, old,
606
01:33:21,967 --> 01:33:23,217
fat,
607
01:33:24,008 --> 01:33:25,050
disgusting!
608
01:34:45,592 --> 01:34:46,967
Coming to bed?
609
01:34:47,675 --> 01:34:48,675
Yes.
610
01:34:49,467 --> 01:34:50,758
I'll be right there.
611
01:35:55,800 --> 01:35:57,133
- Yes?
- Hi!
612
01:35:57,175 --> 01:35:58,967
Hi, this is an emergency.
613
01:35:59,133 --> 01:36:01,050
There's no more stabilizer fluid.
614
01:36:03,175 --> 01:36:04,342
Hello?
615
01:36:05,592 --> 01:36:07,175
It's fucking 503.
616
01:36:07,300 --> 01:36:08,342
Yes.
617
01:36:09,300 --> 01:36:11,925
I'm telling you, this is urgent.
There's no more stabilizer fluid.
618
01:36:12,092 --> 01:36:13,967
It means you've reached the end.
619
01:36:16,383 --> 01:36:17,550
What do you mean, the end?
620
01:36:17,842 --> 01:36:19,217
You've drained it all out.
621
01:36:19,383 --> 01:36:20,425
If you want more,
622
01:36:20,467 --> 01:36:22,342
you must let the fluid regenerate.
623
01:36:23,133 --> 01:36:24,508
Tell me how to do it,
624
01:36:24,550 --> 01:36:26,800
I need to stabilize myself right now.
625
01:36:27,175 --> 01:36:28,800
You simply have to switch.
626
01:36:31,508 --> 01:36:32,800
Excuse me?
627
01:36:32,842 --> 01:36:35,508
The switch reboots
the fluid secretion process
628
01:36:35,675 --> 01:36:38,133
so you can continue
to enjoy the experience.
629
01:36:38,175 --> 01:36:40,133
No, no, no.
630
01:36:40,425 --> 01:36:41,842
I can't switch, I can't.
631
01:36:42,383 --> 01:36:43,925
Especially not now.
632
01:36:44,050 --> 01:36:45,842
There is no other option.
633
01:37:12,467 --> 01:37:13,592
Sue?
634
01:37:25,842 --> 01:37:27,008
Babe?
635
01:37:30,092 --> 01:37:31,133
Sue?
636
01:37:31,675 --> 01:37:32,800
You alright?
637
01:37:38,675 --> 01:37:40,008
Stressed out about tomorrow?
638
01:38:00,467 --> 01:38:02,467
Sue? Is something wrong?
639
01:38:07,467 --> 01:38:09,842
You a little cranky because
of your lady business?
640
01:38:14,592 --> 01:38:15,633
Sue, open the door.
641
01:38:16,883 --> 01:38:18,133
Come on, Sue.
642
01:38:18,717 --> 01:38:20,592
It's not funny, I need to take a piss.
643
01:38:21,842 --> 01:38:23,175
Sue, open the door.
644
01:38:24,092 --> 01:38:25,800
Open the door, Sue. Come on.
645
01:38:27,217 --> 01:38:28,467
Babe.
646
01:38:31,383 --> 01:38:32,675
Open the door.
647
01:38:44,550 --> 01:38:45,633
Sue...
648
01:38:53,300 --> 01:38:54,633
Open the door!
649
01:38:55,550 --> 01:38:56,842
Get out!
650
01:38:57,467 --> 01:38:58,800
What the fuck?
651
01:38:59,758 --> 01:39:01,633
Get the fuck out!
652
01:39:01,967 --> 01:39:04,092
Who's this? Who the fuck is this?
653
01:39:04,217 --> 01:39:05,508
And leave me alone!
654
01:39:14,425 --> 01:39:16,258
What the fuck!
655
01:40:09,550 --> 01:40:10,592
Yes?
656
01:40:11,342 --> 01:40:12,383
I...
657
01:40:13,383 --> 01:40:15,300
It's 503,
658
01:40:16,425 --> 01:40:18,092
and I want to stop.
659
01:40:18,258 --> 01:40:21,550
Are you sure?
Once you stop, you can't go back.
660
01:40:21,717 --> 01:40:23,300
I wanna stop!
661
01:40:23,467 --> 01:40:25,675
I wanna fucking stop.
662
01:40:26,050 --> 01:40:27,883
I wanna stop!
663
01:40:28,425 --> 01:40:29,550
We'll deliver.
664
01:41:16,550 --> 01:41:17,592
Sue? I...
665
01:41:17,675 --> 01:41:18,800
Fuck off!
666
01:42:39,300 --> 01:42:40,383
Are you sure?
667
01:42:42,842 --> 01:42:45,300
Once you stop, you can't go back.
668
01:42:45,633 --> 01:42:48,258
You will simply remain on your own.
669
01:42:48,967 --> 01:42:51,300
Just on your own.
670
01:42:53,050 --> 01:42:55,217
Just on your own.
671
01:42:55,258 --> 01:42:56,425
On your own...
672
01:42:56,467 --> 01:42:57,467
Shut the fuck up!
673
01:42:57,717 --> 01:42:59,092
On your...
674
01:43:47,592 --> 01:43:48,925
Elisabeth!
675
01:43:48,967 --> 01:43:50,133
We love you!
676
01:43:52,550 --> 01:43:53,967
Over here!
677
01:43:54,008 --> 01:43:55,675
We love you!
678
01:44:00,425 --> 01:44:01,717
I can't.
679
01:44:03,092 --> 01:44:04,133
I can't.
680
01:44:04,675 --> 01:44:06,467
I can't do this.
681
01:44:09,467 --> 01:44:10,967
I need you.
682
01:44:11,549 --> 01:44:12,717
Cause...
683
01:44:12,883 --> 01:44:14,717
I hate myself.
684
01:44:17,550 --> 01:44:19,342
You gotta...
685
01:44:19,592 --> 01:44:20,967
You gotta get ready,
686
01:44:21,133 --> 01:44:22,633
it's our big, it's our big night.
687
01:44:24,592 --> 01:44:27,008
Come on, they're gonna love you so much.
688
01:44:28,217 --> 01:44:29,258
Come on.
689
01:44:30,467 --> 01:44:31,467
Come on.
690
01:44:31,592 --> 01:44:32,758
One, two...
691
01:44:33,258 --> 01:44:34,530
you're the only lovable part of me,
692
01:44:34,550 --> 01:44:36,258
you have to come back.
693
01:44:36,425 --> 01:44:37,508
You have to come back!
694
01:44:37,842 --> 01:44:38,883
Come back...
695
01:45:02,592 --> 01:45:03,592
Come on.
696
01:45:05,383 --> 01:45:06,425
Come on.
697
01:45:12,967 --> 01:45:13,967
Come on!
698
01:51:16,675 --> 01:51:18,633
Got an hour and a half
for makeup. Hair...
699
01:51:18,758 --> 01:51:20,572
And then we gotta get you
to the fitting room, into your dress.
700
01:51:20,592 --> 01:51:23,342
After that we have one final test
on stage for lighting and sound.
701
01:51:23,383 --> 01:51:24,863
We have a bit of downtime
before the show starts.
702
01:51:24,883 --> 01:51:26,092
You got it?
703
01:51:26,258 --> 01:51:27,300
Okay, let's go.
704
01:51:27,425 --> 01:51:28,425
Come on.
705
01:51:35,217 --> 01:51:36,258
The dress.
706
01:51:36,883 --> 01:51:38,258
Wonderful!
707
01:51:38,758 --> 01:51:39,800
Perfect!
708
01:51:47,758 --> 01:51:49,258
And here you go...
709
01:51:57,008 --> 01:51:58,008
Good.
710
01:51:58,508 --> 01:51:59,633
Can we get the dance light?
711
01:52:04,800 --> 01:52:06,633
I'm gonna be right back, sorry.
712
01:53:32,717 --> 01:53:35,717
Sue. They need to see you on stage
to set the lights.
713
01:53:59,717 --> 01:54:01,217
Have you ever dreamt
714
01:54:02,300 --> 01:54:04,675
of a better version of yourself?
715
01:54:05,758 --> 01:54:06,967
More beautiful,
716
01:54:07,425 --> 01:54:08,842
more perfect...
717
01:54:09,008 --> 01:54:10,008
Sue?
718
01:54:11,842 --> 01:54:13,425
Yes, let me meet you there.
719
01:54:13,592 --> 01:54:15,467
Okay, so I'll wait for you on stage.
720
01:54:32,217 --> 01:54:33,258
Sue.
721
01:54:36,633 --> 01:54:39,050
Let me introduce you to the shareholders.
722
01:54:39,133 --> 01:54:42,342
They have been dying to meet you.
723
01:54:45,800 --> 01:54:47,175
Is everything...
724
01:54:48,425 --> 01:54:49,758
okay?
725
01:54:54,467 --> 01:54:55,717
So, smile!
726
01:55:03,675 --> 01:55:05,842
It's what we want tonight!
727
01:55:06,800 --> 01:55:10,383
Pretty girls should always smile.
728
01:55:12,425 --> 01:55:13,467
Girls, come on.
729
01:55:13,675 --> 01:55:15,050
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
730
01:55:17,092 --> 01:55:18,342
Come on, we gotta go.
731
01:55:20,842 --> 01:55:22,925
Tiffany, Cindy, Ashley.
732
01:55:23,092 --> 01:55:24,342
Go, go, go!
733
01:55:24,508 --> 01:55:26,800
Feathers! Feathers! Feathers!
734
01:56:18,633 --> 01:56:20,050
Hey, ready for tonight?
735
01:57:09,883 --> 01:57:11,675
I need a better version of myself.
736
01:57:11,842 --> 01:57:14,592
Please give me
a better version of myself, please.
737
01:57:20,467 --> 01:57:21,967
Please!
738
01:57:23,675 --> 01:57:25,425
Come on!
739
01:59:19,633 --> 01:59:23,633
Looks like everything sure is
in the right place this time.
740
01:59:25,467 --> 01:59:26,632
Please say your name,
741
01:59:26,800 --> 01:59:28,300
age, measurements.
742
01:59:31,633 --> 01:59:32,925
I'm...
743
01:59:39,092 --> 01:59:40,467
I'm...
744
02:02:25,133 --> 02:02:26,217
Pretty girls
745
02:02:26,300 --> 02:02:28,925
should always smile.
746
02:03:03,758 --> 02:03:07,008
At last, we were starting to worry.
Hurry up, you're up in five.
747
02:03:25,717 --> 02:03:28,008
There she is, so beautiful.
748
02:03:29,092 --> 02:03:30,425
We love you!
749
02:03:32,092 --> 02:03:33,633
This is where you belong,
750
02:03:33,675 --> 02:03:35,217
and you'll always belong here.
751
02:03:35,382 --> 02:03:36,675
We can't do it without you.
752
02:03:36,842 --> 02:03:38,258
We could never do it without you.
753
02:03:39,175 --> 02:03:40,842
You're irreplaceable.
754
02:04:09,092 --> 02:04:11,175
Girls, come on, let's go.
What are we waiting for?
755
02:04:11,342 --> 02:04:12,462
Alright, come on, everybody.
756
02:04:12,508 --> 02:04:13,717
Let's go, let's go.
757
02:04:17,467 --> 02:04:19,925
You will not be disappointed.
758
02:04:20,717 --> 02:04:22,633
She's my most beautiful creation.
759
02:04:22,800 --> 02:04:25,217
I have shaped her for success.
760
02:06:17,925 --> 02:06:20,300
I'm so happy
761
02:06:20,383 --> 02:06:23,050
to be with you tonight.
762
02:06:25,925 --> 02:06:29,092
I've missed you all
763
02:06:29,217 --> 02:06:31,717
so much!
764
02:07:32,092 --> 02:07:33,633
The monster!
765
02:07:41,842 --> 02:07:43,258
Shoot the monster!
766
02:07:44,717 --> 02:07:45,717
It's a freak!
767
02:07:46,008 --> 02:07:47,050
No!
768
02:07:47,175 --> 02:07:49,383
Shoot the monster!
769
02:07:51,342 --> 02:07:52,425
Monster!
770
02:08:04,133 --> 02:08:05,175
Freak!
771
02:08:07,467 --> 02:08:09,592
You freak!
772
02:08:12,467 --> 02:08:14,258
Monster!
773
02:08:17,550 --> 02:08:18,675
Freak!
774
02:08:20,258 --> 02:08:21,925
Monster!
775
02:08:25,342 --> 02:08:26,758
It's me!
776
02:08:28,675 --> 02:08:30,258
Just me.
777
02:09:35,592 --> 02:09:38,092
Too bad her boobs aren't
in the middle of her face
778
02:09:38,133 --> 02:09:40,008
instead of that nose.
779
02:09:42,925 --> 02:09:43,925
Next!
780
02:09:50,007 --> 02:09:53,300
Pretty girls should always smile.
781
02:09:58,592 --> 02:10:01,092
At 50 it stops.
782
02:13:02,300 --> 02:13:03,592
So beautiful!
783
02:13:04,508 --> 02:13:05,717
We love you!
784
02:13:08,425 --> 02:13:10,384
You're irreplaceable!
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