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- Batizek.
- This is y'all's?
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- Batizek.
- This is what Mexicans do? Batizek.
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- But look at my face.
- Yeah.
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- We go, "Batizek." A little pop.
- Batizek. I knew that. Batizek.
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Or you can do it like this,
a little wiggle.
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- Wiggle? You wiggle it?
- Yeah.
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- You wiggle it like, "All up in your ass."
- You do a lot of butt stuff.
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- There's also "Lick my ass."
- "Lick my ass?"
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It means, "Lick your ass."
"Lick my ass."
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- Lick your ass?
- Lick your ass.
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- Lick your ass right now?
- No, no, no. No. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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- I'll get your ass.
- I'll get your fat…
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Ah! Stop it, stop it,
stop it, stop it. I peed myself.
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A little bit.
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No, no. Stop playing.
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- Batizek!
- Hello? Stop playing with my ass!
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My ass? No, boy, it's your ass.
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Oh.
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No, I was… Not you, bro.
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- It's collection day.
- Yeah, I'm about to step out now.
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You got an hour.
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- Can't be late to Hameed's wedding.
- Right.
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What's the matter?
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Nothing, it's just Hameed.
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He's freaking out about his fake wedding.
Being a real bridezilla.
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His wedding. It's all crazy.
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- You being straight with me?
- Yeah, what the hell? I'm fine. Come on.
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Don't know, it's just this feeling.
Like I used to get with my dad.
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- Just forget it. I'm just being paranoid.
- Yeah.
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- I'm gonna go for your culito. No, your...
- Oh, no. I'll get you... I'm gonna get you.
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- DJ Khaled!
- Another one!
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You gonna have some
of this chicken cone shit?
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I don't know. Maybe.
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Oh, this shit's good.
But you know what keeps me coming back?
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Hm.
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The staff.
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They're conscientious as fuck.
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They told me about this cinna-maple shit.
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Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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Hm.
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They fired my favorite employee, though.
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Thinking maybe I should send him
a gift basket or something.
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- I know where he lives.
- Dante...
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Where's my money?
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Here.
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What is he, a jack-in-the-box gangster?
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I know it's light.
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- Selling merch is my side hustle.
- Bet.
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For real, man.
Look, I have a day job picking olives.
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You think I like doing that?
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I'm a refugee picking olives
with a bunch of immigrants.
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I mean, I'm not like, "OG" OG refugee.
I didn't float over here.
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I'm a privileged refugee,
but still all fucked up.
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Just give me some time,
and I'll get you all squared away, okay?
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Stay away from that chicken cone spot,
it's bad for your gut.
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Motherfucker, we're both wearing
tall tees to the pool.
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- You all the time, me sometimes.
- I bet your dives look like belly flops.
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- You sink to the bottom.
- You float to the top.
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You look like you ate a linebacker.
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You look like a Dominican panda.
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- You'll pick up a package for me today.
- What package? What's in it?
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You're asking too many questions.
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Go when I text you…
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And be quick.
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- It's a tight window.
- When I do this, it's over.
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You're not making threats about my family.
Keep my brother, my mom, all out of this.
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Just check your brake lights, man.
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You cannot be caught with this shit.
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Say, man, can I get a confirmation?
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Dante, is that a yes?
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It's mad ambiguous, bro.
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Fuck.
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- What's good?
- What's up, bro?
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- Why are you moving like that?
- What?
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Looks like it's a diarrhea day
or something.
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What's this thing about diarrhea?
Been talking to Sameer?
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No, I'm just saying you look tight.
Like your cheeks are clenched.
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I take two a day.
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You never hear that.
Most go once in the morning.
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I'm once and before I sleep.
Nobody cycles better than me.
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All right. Relax.
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I just had some immigration,
asylee shit anyway.
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Where's shee foo at?
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He's in there trying on his fifth suit.
He's gotta look perfect for his bride.
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- Still pretending this is a real marriage?
- We're not pretending. It's real.
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Especially if he wants his green card.
Immigration will be wanting photos.
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Hey! This is real, man!
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- Not real, stop bullshitting!
- Don't be a dick.
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Yeah, you love her? Swear to God.
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What the hell is this, bro?
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Oh, shit.
You look like Arab Katt Williams.
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Cat? What cat? Cat in suit?
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Don't listen to him.
Terrific choice.
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I look good.
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- Very refined, handsome.
- Very good.
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Aba, are you trying
to cash in your worst suit?
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Whoa.
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Anything for a dollar, you guys.
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"You guys"?
I don't like the antisemitic implication.
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It's not antisemitic. I'm Semitic.
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How can I be anti-me?
Excuse me, what is that?
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Don't touch! He loves it.
Why do you have to ruin his big day?
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Disaster. Polyester.
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Egyptian polyester, 1,000 thread count.
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- What?
- Come on.
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- What is that?
- Why would you ruin my big sale?
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Ah, Hameed.
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My brothers.
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You know, guys? This life is crazy
and full of surprises.
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When I came to America,
I was alone, didn't know a soul.
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But today is my wedding,
and I have my two brothers with me.
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My brothers, you understand?
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Hell yeah.
I don't even need no translation.
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- Nigga, that sounds beautiful.
- Shee foo, man. Shee foo, man.
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You don't have to pretend.
The government's not watching.
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I am not a crook.
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I love Dallas, okay?
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This is real, bro. I love Dallas.
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- Love. L-O-V. You know? Love.
- L-O-V, yeah. It's real. Stop playing.
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Don't act like the government
ain't watching. They definitely watchin'.
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- I'm gonna head out, all right?
- Where the hell are you going?
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I got things to do. Gotta get the suit,
and I'll meet you at the wedding.
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It's my day. I'm gonna get a haircut,
then we're gonna do Zaffa.
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Yeah, come on.
You gotta roll with us to the Zaffa.
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- What do you know about Palestinian Zaffa?
- I'm a student of the culture, for real.
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Now, are you gonna honor tradition or not?
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Ah. Ah. Hey. Ah. Ah. Ha. Ha.
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- That ain't gettin' me, bro.
- Come on.
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Does Maria know you're out here
sipping drink like a bar baby?
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It's a painkiller, bro.
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Want me to tell her
every time I pop a Claritin too?
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Hey, bro, man,
wait until you see my wife, bro.
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She's a real-American blondie, you know?
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Bro, her hair is like gold, like the sun.
You look at her like this.
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- Beautiful mama. Huh?
- She's not a real blonde, habibi.
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- She's not a real blonde. Get over it.
- No, she's a blondie, bro.
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She's not.
You can tell by her roots.
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She is a blondie.
I told to you...
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Both of you. Hey. Shut the hell up.
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- I swear y'all been colonially infected.
- What do you mean, bro, "Colon infection"?
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Asshole? Talking about my asshole
on my wedding day? What's wrong with him?
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No, not your asshole.
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Habibi, colonially infected
means you've been brainwashed
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by Europeans to that think
blonde is the pinnacle of beauty.
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What's beautiful about your girl
got nothing to do with her hair.
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It's that she's willing to marry
a goofball who barely speaks English.
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- Ah, me. Shee foo, man.
- Yeah, shee foo. That's real love.
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Love as real as her hair.
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Look at her eyebrows.
They're not blonde. Shee foo.
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- Bro, why are you saying...
- It's a fake marriage. Shee foo.
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Her hair is brunette! Brunette, man!
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- What's wrong?
- Carpet doesn't match the drapes.
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- Hey! Settle down, no!
- No! I'll kill you, kill myself, bro!
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- It's real love.
- I'm joking!
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- I'm just joking.
- Not my Dallas!
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- Say, "Hameed loves Dallas"!
- Hameed loves Dallas.
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- And she's a real blondie!
- She's a real blonde. Like the sun.
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- He's always doing this!
- I feel you.
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This nigga's about to kill you.
Nigga, that's real love.
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Hell, I love Dallas.
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- What do you mean?
- Not like that. Just saying I love Dallas.
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- Bro, I love Dallas only!
- You love Dallas.
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Dallas, Hameed! That's it!
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- We all believe you. You love Dallas.
- We believe you. Dallas, a real blonde.
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Hi. How are you?
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Hello. I'm fine.
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Mo asked me to pick up his suit.
We're going to a wedding.
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You know Hameed from Kaan Ya Makaan?
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Your eyes.
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What's wrong?
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Nothing.
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They're puffy.
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I have a good cream for you.
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Can I get the suit?
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Come, come.
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I'll spray some rose water on them,
they will be fine.
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Deep breath.
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There you go.
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Don't move.
This is gonna open up your pores.
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Come on, make me sexy
for my blondie, you know?
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Yeah, real natural blonde, like Eminem
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or Odell Beckham.
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- Hey. Come here.
- What? What did I say?
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- Sup?
- What's wrong with you?
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Nothing. Having a good time. Hanging out.
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Why do you keep trying
to piss Hameed off? You jealous?
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Jealous? Of Hameed? What for?
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He's about to get married.
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And you've been stringing
Maria along for the last two years.
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Comparing Hameed's bullshit marriage
with Maria and I? You're losing your mind.
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I'm not comparing anything. Just saying,
my man is handling his situation,
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and you're here, scared to make a move.
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It's different with me.
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I want it to be legit,
I want my family to be on board.
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Just getting a green card?
"Celebration, pictures," I want real shit.
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Shut the hell up.
This ain't that. This is real love.
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I think you're scared of what your mom
and your aunties at the mosque will say.
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You're acting
like a prepubescent 13-year-old.
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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- Yay!
- The Zaffa is here. Yay!
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- Yay! Come on, it's a real Zaffa!
- Yay!
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Yay! Together!
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♪ Shave it, barber ♪
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♪ With the golden razor ♪
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♪ Shave it, barber
With the silver razor ♪
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♪ Come on, everybody
Wait, barber, until his friends arrive ♪
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♪ Wait, barber, until his friends arrive ♪
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♪ Wait, until his uncle arrives ♪
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♪ Wait, until his uncle arrives ♪
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♪ Wait, until his uncle arrives ♪
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♪ Hameed, you're the ocean
And the waves of the sea are high ♪
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- High!
- High!
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♪ Your reputation
in our town is high today ♪
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- High!
- High!
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♪ Whoever hates you won't have any value
And will never enjoy any rest ♪
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- Congratulations, Hameed!
- Thank you!
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Congrats, habibi.
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- Gotta pick up my suit.
- I thought Maria was gonna get it.
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It's got an oil stain.
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- Gotta take it to the cleaners. Yeah.
- A stain on it?
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Habibi.
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Habibi, congratulations.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Yo!
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Hello?
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Yo, anybody here?
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- Who the hell are you?
- Shit, bro!
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Um, Dante sent me.
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DJ Khaled-looking motherfucker?
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What are you, a fed?
232
00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:37,548
I'm not a fed, bro.
Government doesn't even recognize me.
233
00:12:37,631 --> 00:12:40,217
- So you're illegal?
- No, I'm, I'm in the system.
234
00:12:40,801 --> 00:12:43,763
- You were in the pen?
- No, immigration system.
235
00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:47,141
I never was in the penitentiary.
Though it feels like I'm serving time.
236
00:12:47,224 --> 00:12:49,560
- You do all this yourself?
- Yeah.
237
00:12:49,643 --> 00:12:51,687
Me and my team of little people.
238
00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:55,065
- For real?
- No, bitch! This ain't Willy Wonka.
239
00:13:02,072 --> 00:13:05,785
It was his father's suit.
We had it tailored for Mo.
240
00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:07,578
- Can I?
- Yes.
241
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:11,707
It's beautiful.
242
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:15,085
What did your mother say
when she first saw your tattoo?
243
00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:18,338
She was there.
244
00:13:19,673 --> 00:13:20,925
Um, she drove me.
245
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:25,596
I have one thing for you.
Give me your hand, please.
246
00:13:28,682 --> 00:13:29,767
For the wedding.
247
00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:31,936
Very beautiful. Keep it this way.
248
00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:36,232
Thank you very much.
249
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:38,734
You're welcome. Any time.
250
00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:43,280
You even know what's in here?
251
00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:48,244
- No, I don't wanna know.
- Oxycontin, Percocets, Xanax.
252
00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:52,873
- Name it. Like a piñata of pills.
- Fuck that shit! Why did you tell me? Why…
253
00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:56,794
Can't be mysterious like Pulp Fiction?
I'm not touching that shit.
254
00:13:56,877 --> 00:14:00,297
Look, Dante said if you don't take it,
he wanted me to tell you
255
00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:02,633
that he likes your mom's style of lamps.
256
00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:09,515
- I don't know what that means, but it's...
- Cold-blooded, man.
257
00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:13,102
Hey, I don't enjoy doing this
any more than you, okay?
258
00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:17,356
- You think I like owing Dante favors too?
- You don't ever bring mamas into this.
259
00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:21,026
- Even the mafia doesn't do that shit.
- Don't shoot the messenger.
260
00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:24,363
Fuck!
261
00:14:24,446 --> 00:14:25,446
Shit.
262
00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:27,408
Pudgy motherfucker.
263
00:14:27,491 --> 00:14:29,285
- Hello? What?
- Where you at?
264
00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:30,995
Hameed needs to get to the venue ASAP.
265
00:14:31,078 --> 00:14:33,163
- No, man.
- Come on. We need a ride.
266
00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:34,373
Drive your truck.
267
00:14:34,456 --> 00:14:36,542
I don't have my truck. You drove.
268
00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:39,225
- Look, I can't talk about it.
- It's Hameed's wedding day.
269
00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:43,173
- You won't leave us stranded. Pick us up.
- I can't pick you up. Don't hang up.
270
00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:47,928
Shit, shit, shit!
271
00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:56,645
- Why are you driving so slow?
- It's a '68 Torino. It's a classic.
272
00:14:58,105 --> 00:14:59,231
A lot of…
273
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:00,482
Potholes around here.
274
00:15:01,525 --> 00:15:03,110
Where the hell is your suit at?
275
00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:05,946
- Huh? My s...
- Your suit. Where's your suit?
276
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:07,323
It's, oh, uh…
277
00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:10,242
Maria has it.
It was a false alarm, bro. We're good.
278
00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:12,870
Hameed, don't smoke, man!
279
00:15:12,953 --> 00:15:14,830
- Bro.
- Please, don't smoke.
280
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,625
- Please, don't smoke weed in the car.
- It's my wedding day.
281
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:19,835
- I wanna relax.
- What's wrong with you?
282
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,670
Why you got all this weird energy?
283
00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:26,091
- Don't want him high for his wedding.
- Oh, relax. Okay, man.
284
00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:27,175
Shit!
285
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,930
The motherfucking police, man.
286
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:33,307
- Hey.
- Hey. What are you doing?
287
00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:36,685
- Gotta get this car back.
- It's a regular pop-up routine stop.
288
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:37,603
Drive through.
289
00:15:37,686 --> 00:15:40,230
- What are you doing?
- I got drugs in the car.
290
00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:43,192
- Under two ounces is a misdemeanor. Drive.
- You don't get it.
291
00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:45,361
- I have hundreds of pills in the car!
- What?
292
00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:48,948
Yeah. Dante's making me run them.
They're in the trunk.
293
00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:53,118
- That's why you've been acting so weird?
- Man, relax. Take it easy, dear.
294
00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:57,831
- Give me the pills. I'll put it in my ass.
- It's hundreds of pills. It won't fit.
295
00:15:57,915 --> 00:16:01,293
You're acting like you had squeaky tires,
not a trunk full of drugs.
296
00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:04,254
I swear, that drink
is frying your brain cells.
297
00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:07,967
Bro, you forget you're Black.
Chill, man. Don't move, bro.
298
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:11,929
They'll kill you.
You'll die for sure. Me or him, maybe.
299
00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:15,224
- We're all going to prison.
- Nobody's going to jail.
300
00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:17,518
Nobody's going to jail. Just be cool.
301
00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:21,105
Shit, man. Dog. There's a dog.
302
00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:38,664
Passport.
303
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:52,594
Excuse me.
304
00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:56,223
- Gentlemen.
- How are you doing, sir?
305
00:16:56,306 --> 00:16:59,184
Doing great, thank you.
You don't mind popping the trunk?
306
00:17:01,311 --> 00:17:02,646
Jesus.
307
00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:03,605
What did you say?
308
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:04,940
I was, uh…
309
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:07,985
I said, uh…
310
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:10,195
Saying praise Jesus.
311
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:13,157
♪ Praise the Lord Jesus ♪
312
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:15,284
- Yes.
- Praise God, yes.
313
00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:19,997
Yeah, we were invited to Lakewood Church
by Pastor Osteen himself.
314
00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:25,085
I see. Well, I'm fond of Mr. Osteen.
What are you doing over at Lakewood?
315
00:17:25,669 --> 00:17:28,297
- Oh, we're in a gospel choir.
- International.
316
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:31,216
Yeah, absolutely.
Showcasing the diversity of Houston.
317
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,635
Diversity initiative.
I know that's one of his things.
318
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:35,888
- Yeah, I got that email.
- Yeah.
319
00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:39,892
If you're gospel singers,
why don't you sing a few hymns for me?
320
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:43,979
- Yeah, of course. We can do that. Do that.
- Oh, Yeah. Um…
321
00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:46,565
Uh…
322
00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:52,821
♪ Oh, precious is the flow ♪
323
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:58,243
- ♪ That makes me white as snow ♪
- Yeah.
324
00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:03,874
♪ No other fount I know ♪
325
00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:11,173
♪ Nothing but the blood of Jesus ♪
326
00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:16,095
♪ I say, you say, we say ♪
327
00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:17,012
I say.
328
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:20,432
♪ Nothing but the blood ♪
329
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:26,563
♪ Of Jesus ♪
330
00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:29,191
- Not bad, gentlemen, not bad. Amen.
- Yeah.
331
00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:34,947
- What's the deal with Smiles back there?
- Oh, he's converting.
332
00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:37,991
Yeah. A wayward sinner
just coming back to Christ.
333
00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:42,746
Like a sheep lost from the flock.
Never too late to be saved, brother.
334
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:45,374
Yeah. Shee foo, man. Shee foo, yeah.
335
00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:49,211
Yo, just like in the Bible
in Matthew 28:19.
336
00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:50,212
Yeah.
337
00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:53,841
Which says, "Therefore go
and make disciples of all nations."
338
00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:55,217
Hold on a sec.
339
00:18:57,928 --> 00:18:58,929
Yeah. All right.
340
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:02,933
- I won't get in the way of God's work.
- We're praying for you.
341
00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:05,519
- Absolutely.
- Get these boys out of here.
342
00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:06,645
Thank you.
343
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:14,027
- How you doing? Praise be.
- God forgive me. Praise be. Yes.
344
00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:15,487
- Yes, God.
- Shit.
345
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:19,158
- Fuck! Now give me Xanax for real.
- Shut the hell up, Hameed.
346
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:30,586
There is the man!
347
00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:36,842
Great men, amazing!
348
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:43,348
♪ Step! ♪
349
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,477
Hamoodi, come on, habibi!
350
00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:48,729
♪ Play ♪
351
00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:51,105
Hi, baby.
352
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:54,401
- Hi. This is incredible.
- Yeah.
353
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:58,238
Oh, my God. It fits so well. It's perfect.
354
00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:01,033
What's going on?
355
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:04,745
I can't stop thinking
about this fucking dog.
356
00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:08,290
Sniffing the left side of my car,
and it made eye contact with me.
357
00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:11,251
I make eye contact with it.
It's making more eye contact.
358
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:13,295
I'm like, "My God, can it smell fear?"
359
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:16,757
On the outside, I'm cool as a cucumber,
but inside, I'm already deported.
360
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:18,508
Halfway to Palestine.
361
00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:20,969
- And she had a passport.
- Who?
362
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:25,974
Hamoodi,
come on and dance, habibi!
363
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:30,020
Something I've wanted my
whole life, they gave it to a fucking dog.
364
00:20:30,103 --> 00:20:32,940
Oh, baby, you're gonna get one too.
Come on, let's dance.
365
00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:35,484
Uh, let's get married.
366
00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:37,527
You're proposing to me?
367
00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:41,615
I know I'm the one that wanted to wait,
but I don't wanna live like this anymore.
368
00:20:41,698 --> 00:20:44,910
You wanna propose to me
because a dog has a passport?
369
00:20:44,993 --> 00:20:48,330
Damn the dog.
I wanna get married. That's the headline.
370
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:50,666
Because before it was religion,
it was your mother.
371
00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:53,168
You know she gave me a bracelet
to cover my crucifix?
372
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:56,255
No, I didn't know that. I don't care,
as long as you believe in God.
373
00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:59,591
I know this isn't how you pictured it,
and I didn't picture it this way either.
374
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:02,386
It's just been a crazy fucking day.
375
00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:09,017
You guys did amazing! Great!
Come on, let's get to the church!
376
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:09,935
Listen…
377
00:21:10,018 --> 00:21:12,896
- What's going on? Don't lie to me.
- I'm not lying to you.
378
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:14,564
♪ Groom, God bless you ♪
379
00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:17,776
I have drugs in my car,
but they'll be gone by the end of the day.
380
00:21:17,859 --> 00:21:20,862
What? You have drugs in your car?
You're a drug dealer now?
381
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:25,033
No, I'm not a drug dealer.
You know who I am. I would never do that.
382
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:28,328
Although, I did have a run-in
with a real drug dealer,
383
00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:30,012
and then Chien popped in out of nowhere.
384
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,707
♪ Hope you're well, everything's good ♪
385
00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:34,209
I had to be there for him. He sewed me up.
386
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:35,627
I'm not gonna leave him there.
387
00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:38,338
But it's all good because
he said if I deliver a package today…
388
00:21:38,422 --> 00:21:40,966
♪ God bless our town ♪
389
00:21:41,049 --> 00:21:43,010
- It's all over...
- I knew you were lying!
390
00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:46,305
I knew it, and you were making me
feel like I was the one who was crazy.
391
00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:49,641
- I'm sorry. You're 100% right.
- No, no, no. What is this?
392
00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:50,642
The lean?
393
00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:52,811
♪ God bless our people ♪
394
00:21:52,894 --> 00:21:55,856
- What are you talking about?
- You thought I didn't know?
395
00:21:55,939 --> 00:21:58,483
I'm fucking done with that shit.
It's over. I was wrong.
396
00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:01,820
- You're right about that.
- This is the same shit you do to your mom.
397
00:22:01,903 --> 00:22:05,073
I don't know why you feel
you have to protect us from the truth.
398
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:08,744
I've done it all my life.
Ever since my dad died, it's been me.
399
00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:12,539
You keep thinking that you have to do all
this stuff alone, and you don't.
400
00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:15,625
And it's really taking a toll on me.
401
00:22:17,210 --> 00:22:19,796
I don't know what you're saying.
402
00:22:20,380 --> 00:22:22,215
You don't trust me?
403
00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:31,516
Two years together,
you're my baby girl, my world.
404
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,310
- You don't trust me?
- No.
405
00:22:39,399 --> 00:22:40,734
No, I don't trust you.
406
00:22:44,529 --> 00:22:46,031
And I don't wanna marry you.
407
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:49,451
I want a partner,
408
00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:53,497
not someone who lies,
and numbs himself to cope with it.
409
00:22:54,289 --> 00:22:55,874
I can't do this anymore.
410
00:22:55,957 --> 00:22:57,751
You can't do what? Maria.
411
00:23:00,003 --> 00:23:01,003
Maria.
412
00:23:12,265 --> 00:23:15,060
It's his wedding day. Are you serious?
413
00:23:15,143 --> 00:23:16,186
Maria!
414
00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:19,731
Hey, you coming in or what?
415
00:23:22,150 --> 00:23:23,150
Yeah.
416
00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:25,570
You too, Nazeer. Come on.
417
00:23:26,446 --> 00:23:30,075
Hey, Nazeer Santana.
Come the hell on, man.
418
00:23:30,158 --> 00:23:32,702
- Get your Palestinian John Mayer...
- Let's go.
419
00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:49,428
What the hell is wrong with you?
420
00:23:50,011 --> 00:23:52,556
- Don't wanna talk about it.
- Shee foo. Late, bro.
421
00:23:53,056 --> 00:23:54,056
Where's Maria?
422
00:23:54,474 --> 00:23:56,560
Uh, if you would all please stand.
423
00:24:00,939 --> 00:24:03,692
♪ I would be a shell of a man ♪
424
00:24:03,775 --> 00:24:06,945
♪ If I didn't have your hand in my hand ♪
425
00:24:07,028 --> 00:24:10,031
♪ And girl, you took a hell of a chance ♪
426
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:13,118
♪ Sayin' yes when I asked you to dance ♪
427
00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:17,330
♪ Well, you're the healin'
To all my hurtin' ♪
428
00:24:17,414 --> 00:24:20,208
♪ You're the one, baby
I'm done searchin' ♪
429
00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:24,588
♪ Out of all the people in the world
It's you, girl ♪
430
00:24:24,671 --> 00:24:25,672
♪ You're my person ♪
431
00:24:25,755 --> 00:24:27,507
My wife! Hey.
432
00:24:30,343 --> 00:24:32,053
Father. Baba.
433
00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:35,557
- I love you.
- I love you, baby.
434
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:38,685
Ladies and gentlemen,
thank you for being here today
435
00:24:38,768 --> 00:24:42,856
to help us celebrate the union
of these two beautiful children of God.
436
00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:48,445
The only thing left is the rings.
437
00:24:49,279 --> 00:24:50,655
Do you have the rings?
438
00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:52,216
- You did bring rings?
- Yes.
439
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:53,440
- Yeah, sorry.
- Okay.
440
00:24:53,909 --> 00:24:54,993
Yeah. Very good.
441
00:24:56,077 --> 00:24:57,537
Wonderful. Uh…
442
00:24:58,205 --> 00:25:04,252
Well, with these rings,
and by the power vested in me
443
00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:06,254
by the great state of Texas,
444
00:25:07,088 --> 00:25:08,757
I, uh…
445
00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:12,511
You may… You're already doing it,
so I won't bother with that.
446
00:25:15,805 --> 00:25:22,020
♪ Just a wide-eyed child with dreams
Of walking down the aisle ♪
447
00:25:22,896 --> 00:25:25,899
♪ You never knew how much I loved you ♪
448
00:25:25,982 --> 00:25:27,317
Hameed loves Dallas.
449
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:28,400
Yeah!
450
00:25:30,153 --> 00:25:31,446
Shee foo.
451
00:25:32,197 --> 00:25:33,198
♪ Church bells ♪
452
00:25:33,281 --> 00:25:34,950
♪ Were never to chime ♪
453
00:25:35,033 --> 00:25:35,867
♪ Gold band ♪
454
00:25:35,951 --> 00:25:37,536
♪ Would never be mine ♪
455
00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:38,453
♪ White gown ♪
456
00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:40,372
♪ I would never to wear ♪
457
00:25:40,455 --> 00:25:41,289
♪ Wedding march ♪
458
00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:42,749
♪ I was never to hear ♪
459
00:25:42,832 --> 00:25:47,337
♪ A home, kids
Were all a part of the dream ♪
460
00:25:47,420 --> 00:25:49,047
♪ Sunday Dreaming ♪
461
00:25:50,131 --> 00:25:55,053
♪ Baby, what a dream ♪
462
00:26:02,519 --> 00:26:06,731
♪ Looking back on those yesterdays ♪
463
00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:09,276
♪ I can see two roads ♪
464
00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:11,987
♪ Bound two separate ways ♪
465
00:26:12,070 --> 00:26:13,113
♪ Church bells ♪
466
00:26:13,196 --> 00:26:14,739
♪ Were never to chime ♪
467
00:26:14,823 --> 00:26:15,823
♪ Gold band ♪
468
00:26:15,865 --> 00:26:17,325
♪ Would never be mine ♪
469
00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:18,243
♪ White gown ♪
470
00:26:18,326 --> 00:26:19,786
♪ I would never to wear ♪
471
00:26:19,869 --> 00:26:20,869
♪ Wedding march ♪
472
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♪ I was never to hear ♪
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♪ Church bells ♪
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♪ Were never to chime ♪
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