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A coproduction of the French Society of Oinematography

and the Sirius Film Society

Fernandel in

Direction by

Original scenario and adaptation by Gerard Oarlier

Dialogs by Jean MANSE

Music by Joe Hajos Regia edition

With Bernard La Jarrice

Photography Direction Andre Germain

Sets by Paul-Louis Boutie

Directors Assistants: Pierre Gauthier and Denis de la Patelliere Oameraman: Walter Wottitz

Script girl: Madeleine Lefevre Editing: Robert and Monique Isnardon

Assistant decorator: Raymond Roz Location manager: George Fluet Photography: Kalinine

Make up managers: Rene Daudin and Raphael General Manager: Michel Ohoquet

Filmed at the Neuilly Studios Sound Engineer: Louis Kieffer

Production Director Roger de Broin

A Production of Roger Ribadeau-Dumas

Now that this device's floor protector!!!

orientable brush has no more secret for you,

Now let's talk about what's important! Selling!

I know that the motto of a representative is to sell!!

anything to anyone in any way!!

But here, in this company, our company, it is different!

You don't sell just anything!

You sell the "Super Oaddy"!

The latest trend in our unbeatable technique!

You don't sell to just anybody either!

Our type of manufacturing is geared toward an elite clientele!

And especially, ladies and gentlemen, you don't sell in any old way!

In order to succeed with us, you will need three main qualities!

Authority, to introduce yourself to the client!

Psychology, in order to stay there!

At last friendliness, to attract his good graces!

Ha! Here it is! - You're not interested in my speech?

Don't get angry, Mr! Poiret! I heard everything!

I memorized everything! It's in there! I had just dropped my pencil!

That's enough! - That's enough!

And now, ladies and gentlemen! I want to wish you good luck!

The "Super Oaddy" will do the rest! Believe me! It sells itself!

You may leave now!

It's all there! And now, I'll be going!

You can count on me, Mr! Poiret!

I don't know what the others are going to do! But I!!!

What are you saying? No, no, no, no, no! Don't insist! I get it!

Say! Mr! Oasimir! - What is it Mr! Poiret?

You are starting your rounds with what?

With authority, psychology and friendliness!

Is that all?

And with that!

How about this?

Authority, psychology, and friendliness!

- Denise, here I am! This time! This is it!

Oasimir! You found a job! - Yes!

Tell me! A governmentjob! In an office?

Do you really see me in an office? Oome on!

I get it! Another door-to-door sales job!

You never sell anything! And you keep on doing this!

This time it will sell like hot cakes!

It's just hot air! - Actually, it's a little bit like that! Look!

Here it is!

Let me introduce you to the "Super Oaddy"!

It is at the same time, a blower, a vaporiser, an air cleaner!

In other words, the king of vacuum cleaners!

And its ambassador!!!!!! - Is YOU!

That's right!

I have done my calculations! Between my base and my commissions,

with this, we are getting married in a month!

Listen to me, Oasimir!

Yes! - With the broomsticks it was supposed to be in 3 years!

With the sock holders it was going to be two!

I mean!!! - With the Ohina tigers, it was one year!

Well, it was not a good time of year!

And now with this! It's only a month!

So you see! There is progress!

Look at it! It sells itself!

If it sells itself, let's hope!

You can have hope! This is different!

I heard this so many times!

Listen!

What can you tell me about this hat?

I think so! - When you told me we were getting married,

I had it made to wear at the wedding! It's been waiting for 5 years!

Oh! This feather! I can't bear to look at it!

You can't bear to look at this feather? I'll take it for me then!

Listen to me, Denise!

When you see me come back with this feather in my hat,

I will have sold enough vacuum cleaners for us to get married!

Good bye!!! Mrs! Oasimir!

Prima Export lmport Headquarters

Sir, I would like!!!

What's the matter? Oh! It's not time yet!

You are saying? - No, you can't understand!

Would you please announce my presence to Mr! Prima, the director!

Your name and the purpose of your visit!

Representative?

Oombined universal super quality, sir!

Super or not, we don't allow representatives here!

You are wrong, sir! It's a cleaner, a vaporiser, the king of vacuum cleaners!

I love you!

The chair! Here!!! - OK

Drink! Just a little present, very useful!

very useful

What do you call this? - What is it?

This is silk or rayon! - No, how do you say that in French?

- What is this called? A s-l-i-p!

A slip, baby! - No baby! Lace!

Oh! Lace!

But, naturally, darling!

I said you don't disturb me at all! On the contrary!

But, naturally, darling!

Hello, I would like to speak to Mr! Brown! It's personal!

Who's speaking? - Who's speaking? Mr! Oasimir!

Me! Oasimir! "O" like corned beef! "A" like America!

"S" like sandwich! "l" like, like!!!

"l" like Isidore!

Oh! I understand Mr! Isidore! You want to buy corned beef in America for sandwiches!

No, no, no! That's not what I am talking about!

Do you understand? I'm not buying! I'm selling!

Hello, hello - Hello, hello

It was you? - It was I!

A vacuum cleaner! - A vacuum cleaner!

"l" am the representative for the vacuum cleaner!

You are a vacuum cleaner representative?

Yes! - You made me believe!!!

Let me explain! It is a "Super Oaddy"! It works like that and like that!

Olose the door!

Oome on, sir!

Don't touch me! - No representatives here!

Hello, young man! - Sir!

Oould you tell your parents that I'm a vacuum cleaner representative! The "Super Oaddy" is the smallest model there is!

Are you interested? - No, sir! Not at all!

Why? - It's too small!

Too small! - Yes, I want a big one!

A big one! A bigger one?

If you want I can call the company and get you a bigger one? - We'll see later!

Ok, later! Sorry! Good bye, sir! - Good bye! Thank you!

Oan I help you, sir? - Don't say anything! Just a little demonstration will convince you!

With "Super Oaddy", dust is bust! See you later!

What is it? - Sir, I am here for!!!!!!

Well, I am waiting! - You are waiting? I am waiting too!

Well? - You are doing this for me?

It's about this vacuum cleaner! - A Vac!!!

Yes

Good morning, grandma! Do you know "Super Oaddy"? - She doesn't live here!

That's not what I am asking!

Doctor Labrousse! Mental illnesses! From 2:00 to 5:00 PM!

Good morning, M'am! You're not too upset? - Not at all!

I'm the one who - I know! Oome in!

Excuse me! Did you see it?

Yes! - Do you like it?

Of course! - Then you will have it!

Good! Oome this way, sir!

Wait a little! We are going to see you soon!

Thank you! You are very nice!

You know! It's a great thing! A great thing!

Good morning, sir!

How's business? Good, yes?

What do you have in this briefcase?

Shhh!!!!!!! The Eiffel Tower!

The Eiffel Tower? Oh! I see a little reproduction! A souvenir!

And is it selling?

Good morning, sir! - Please, don't rush! We have time!

Sit down! - Thank you!

So! What brings you here? - What brings me here?

"lt" brings me here! - Huh, Huh!

By the way your wife has been playing "hide and seek" with the two of us!

My wife? - The lady, back there!

Oh! Yes, yes! I see!

It is a cute toy? - Isn't it!

It does what a woman can do! And on top of that, more silently, naturally!

Between us, you just need a simple connection! - I see, I see!

In short, it satisfies you! - Oompletely!

May I show you? - Go ahead! I'll observe!

Do you have an outlet? - Behind you!

I didn't notice!

To you I am going to explain all the normal things!

On and under the couch! On the carpet, under the chairs! On and under the furniture! In the corners!

No! For you! What should interest you! Is this!

Here it is!

Isn't it a beauty! Huh?

Very well, very well! Stop your little toy and sit down!

Now, tell me me! How did this happen? - How it happened? What do you mean?

How did you get interested in!!! vacuum cleaners?

That's quite simple! With it, I'm getting married in a month!

Oh! Really? You are getting married to it!

That's great!

Isn't it! But we've been living together for a while already!

Yes, yes, yes!!!!! Good!

Why did you do that to me? - No, no! Don't fret about this!

l, too, have a little hobby!

A hobby!

One more question! In your family, your grandfather, for example!

Was he manic depressive?

No, he worked at the train station!

What was he interested in?

His whistle!

And how about your father? Did he also have a hobby?

I bet he did! He was a jockey!

Good! In that case I'm going to order electric shocks!

I don't want to insist, but I think you're wrong!

A "Super Oaddy" is much better than!!!!!!!

Here, sir! If by any chance, you change your mind,

"Super Oaddy"! The universal vacuum cleaner! Oasimir, its representative!

Say, you're not sick!!!!

Sick! Me! No! Why? - I can't believe it!

Don't say anything! - I'm not saying anything!

You're killing me!

And I was going to!!!!!

This is too much!!!!

Justine, walk this man out!

He is crazy!

Something in there? Do you want me to give you another one? - No, no, no!

I 'll give you a teaspoon? Here it is! Enjoy!

Thank you!

Hey, boss! How about a vacuum cleaner?

A vacuum cleaner? No, my wife likes to scrub and she does it well!

You know with this she would have less work!

You can't give her bad habits! - No, no, no!!! Of course!

No offense! If I bought everything people ask me to buy!!!

Yes, I can imagine!

Say, boss! Do you know anyone in the neighborhood who!!!

Would buy your vacuum cleaner? - Yes!

No

No? - No!

Oh, yes! - Yes!

No

But, yes!

Yes, who? - Listen my good man!

It's a great guy, an artist!

An artist? - Yes!

An artist?

Make no mistake! This is notjust anybody!

He only works for art's sake!

What does he do? - He dabbles with paint!

He dabbles with paint? - Yes, he paints pictures!

- And you think I can!!!!

That you can stick him with!!!! - Stick him with!!!?

Well, you know, slip him one of your dust busters!

My dust buster? Ah, Ah!

Listen, old boy!! This is simple!!

He comes here, he orders a liqueur, you give him a coffee with cream!!!

Q! Uick, quick! Good bye, ladies and gentlemen! See you later!

He's a regular? - Yes, everyday!

For the coffee? - No, for OTB!

He likes to lose his dough! Talk about an addiction!

Does he ever win? - Never!

Say, if you want to get on his good side, tell him you have a tip for tomorrow! "Ouragan 2" in race three!

Is it a good tip? - No, for him probably not!

But for you, of course!

For you what matters is getting rid of your stuff!

And tomorrow the horse will do the best he can! - Exactly!

Don't you think he's going to hold a grudge if!!! - Him? A grudge?

No, he is a sheep waiting to be fleeced!

Oh yeah, and where does he live?

Number 47, on the second floor!

His name is Paul Andre!

So, you remember? "Ouragan 2" in the third!

Let's see! 47 on the second and "Ouragan 2" in the third!

I thank you! I'll remember! I 'll always be in your debt!

Sir? - Do I have the honor of meeting Paul Andre?

Yes

What do you want? - If I could talk to you for a few minutes, I know that we have common interests!

You are an artist! - No, no, no, I sell vacuum cleaners!

But, that's not the question! I know you are interested in the betterment of the equine race!

And I'm sure we are going to get along great, sir!

I don't doubt that, but I can't see you today! I don't have a minute to spare!

That's too bad! I had a tip for tomorrow! - A sure bet?

For sure! But since you're so busy!!!

Wait! I may have a moment! What horse?

Who said it was a horse? - A winner?

Let's see!! "Ouragan 2" in the third!

See!! It's in the bag! Bull's eye on a platter!

I had not thought of that! Thank you, good bye, dear friend!

Say, sir! Sir, sir!

Don't bother, my friend! It is I!

I always dreamed of an apartment full of light and!!! silence!

Your house is charming!

Put them here!!!

Keep the change! - Did somebody die here! Not yet!

Yes! It is l, Regina! - Regina!

Regina Garcia Gonzales!

You tried to break everything! - I didn't do anything!

You say you did not do anything, Santa Maria!! - I may have acted lightly!

Oaramba!

You sent me a letter! I came all the way from Montevideo to see you!

You can't even pick me up at the station! You call that acting lightly? - Pick you up at the station? A letter?

Dare to say it's not true! - It's true! It's true

Let's not make too much fuss! It's a simple misunderstanding!

Here you go! You are showing remorse!

That makes me feel better! - Me too!

What are we waiting for?

Yes, yes! What are we waiting for?

Oome here and kiss me, amigo mio!

Amigo mio? But I am not your "amigo mio"!

Your doing it again! Watch out for me!

Yes! I am your "amigo mio"!

Listen to me, Pablo!

Do you know what I did with your letter?

No? - No!

I ripped it, I trampled it! I threw it out the window!

And this is what I'm going to do to you!!!

But I am telling you!!!

I know, I know! It is a misunderstanding!

Misunderstanding? At last, you understand!

Of course, I understand! You are like all the men!

When it suits them, it's a misunderstanding and it's over! - It's over! OK!

Oh well, no! It's not over!

As you like!

When I think about it! Poor darling sap!

You wrote it was over before it even started!

And it started so well!

A love story! In this tiny tiny ad!

It's delicious!

I still see this ad! Four little lines at the bottom of the page!

Four little lines among so many!

Four poor little lines where I poured all my hope!

Sweet lady, romantic soul!!!

Shy heart, will correspond with great artistic man!!

of great ideals and with marriage intentions!

I received hundreds of responses!!!

But yours, "amigo mio"!!!

was the most beautiful, the most lascivious, the sweetest!

The most enflammed!

And after setting my heart on fire, you say you don't want me any more?

Who, in the world, told you that? Forget about it!

Look at me in the eyes!

Be quiet! I am embarassed!

You are exactly as I dreamed you would be!

Your eyes, your mouth your shoulders, your arms!

Your hands! The hands of an artist!

Let's stop here! Will you!

Oh! "Dios mio!"

I'm jealous of everything around here!

Of this lamp that shined on your face!

Of those flowers that you smelled!

Of those chairs where your rested your head!

Of this painting that you were looking at when I came in!

Where are you?

Oh! Pablito!

I can see how nice you are since I have come here!

Oh! Yes!

This is the little nest you told me about that will shelter our love!

Yes, yes! A little nest!!!!

A nest? Where is it? Oh! Here it is!

This is so pretty! This is so cute!

Our love will be warm and cozy here, "Pablito mio"!

It's marvelous!

Yes! Not bad!

Hurry, darling! Help me settle in!

I'm going to be so happy here!

The hours, days, and nights together here are going to be!!!

UNFORGETTABLE!

Unforgettable?

Say! Have you ever spent the night here with another woman?

Here? Here! Never!

Swear it!

I swear!

Thank you, darling!

I see that you forgave my rough introduction!

Yes! - I forgive you too for breaking up with me in your letter!

Thank you! That's good!

Just give me a minute! I'll freshen up!

Yes! - And, I'll be all yours!

Yes!

Oh, Pablito!

My vacuum cleaner!

My vacuum cleaner!

My vacuum cleaner!

Oh, my dear friend! Where were you?

I got lost, looking for you!

Here's my vacuum cleaner! I don't want to impose!

We'll resume our conversation some other time!

You know, I am discreet!

May I have a word with you - A word?

Sit down!

I'm listening!

Well, sir! Now that you let this woman in you can't leave me alone with her!

Why? Do you want to have a threesome?

Please, don'tjoke, sir!

I did everything to evade her!

By the way, I don't blame you!

That would be the day!

At the very least, get rid of her!

Me? Not in a million years!

What? You play arson with her heart and you want me to be the fireman!

Ah! Ah! No way!

Put yourself in my shoes!

Thank you, I just did! I stayed quite a while with her!

I'm curious about something!! Why did she think I was you?

You never sent her a picture of yourself?

A picture? - Yes!

No, sir!

I sent her a portrait painted by myself in my style!

Here, I have a rough draft!

What's this?

It is I? - Is that you?

I understand why she thought I was you!

This is good, isn't it? - Yes, very good!

It's finished! I'm done for!

Don't cry, Mr! Andre! Be a man!

That will teach you never answer personal ads!

Sweet lady, romantic soul!!!

Shy heart!!! - Oh, please! You heard her!

Look at me! I'm not strong enough to kick her out!

She's going to reduce me to ashes!

Ashes! You said ashes?

That's why I am here!

Sir, let me introduce the "Super Oaddy"!

It's at the same time a cleaner, a sanitizer, a vaporiser!!!

In a word, the king of vacuum cleaners!

All you have to do is plug it in and!!! - This is not the time to talk about this!

Oh, no? Good bye, sir!

Sir, sir! Listen! Listen!

What? - I'm interested!

You're interested?

If I buy a vacuum cleaner, Will you get rid of her?

Get rid of her? I'll throw her out the window!

I'll take the order right away!

I'm all shaken up! - Drink something!

I never drink! - That's too bad!

Mr! Paul Andre! "Ouragan 2" in the third!

50 to 1! Oh, sorry!

A complete "Super Oaddy" set!

You know, you get all the brushes, the liquid, everything!

It will get everything shiny, it's great!

I'll deliver it in person!

Sign here!

Here it is, sir!

Sir, there are things that make a man's life worth living for!

Oh, yes? - Why?

You wouldn't understand!

You're an artist!

After this, I'll never forget you! - Don't forget her!

Her? That's right! I was going to forget!

Good luck! - Don't worry!

Darling! Just one more minute! Don't get impatient!

You know, darling, I already feel right at home!

I see!

Oould you, please, give me my purse, Pablito?

I am bringing you your purse!

Say, Pablo! There are exquisite things in the little bed!

But it's the mattress I like the most!

It feels soft, comfortable! It is magnificent!

Where can you buy them? - At "DASH"

I have to make a phone call!

Do you think they can sell me several hundreds of them?

She wants to buy several hundreds mattr!!!

Mattresses! Several hundreds of them!

Is it true that you would be interested in buying hundreds of mattresses?

Yes, darling! I didn't only come for love!

Oh, no? - I have so much to buy for my four big hotels!

Four big hotels?

New furniture for one thousand rooms! It's so worrisome!

But, this doesn't interest you, my great genius!

Not at all!

What are you doing with this? - I don't know!

Darling, for those four big hotels!!!

You might need a vacuum cleaner for each floor!

For each floor?

At the "America Del Sur", we'll need one per room!

1,000 vacuum cleaners, 1,000 rooms!

This is what you need, the "Super Oaddy"!

Especially built for export!

Ready to leave for Montevideo!!!

with 999 of it's colleagues!

Don't bother with this, darling!

I notice, I take notes!

I buy everything I like tomorrow!

Because!!! - I like so much what the French make!

If that's the case, you won't find anything better than this model!

I'm going to try it! - No, no, no, no! Please!

Leave this trifle alone! It's not worthy of a great artist like you!

A great artist like me!!

Pablito! - Regina!

What's the matter, Pablo?

Nothing! But yes, a mouse!

You are so easily upset! "amor mio"!

And just for a little mouse!

Have no fear! It won't be back!

Yes, even an elephant wouldn't come back!

By the way, where's your old governess you told me about in your letters!

My old governess?

I sent her to visit her mother in the country!

You are so nice!

You wanted to be alone with me!

But who is going to iron my nightgown? It's all wrinkled!

I'll do it! That's the least I can do!

Oh, no! Really?

Oh, yes! With pleasure!

These French men!!!

I'm going to prepare our little dinner!

Where's the kitchen? - The kitchen! No it's impossible!

But why? - Santa Maria! The kitchen? With this dress? Oaramba!

It doesn't matter! I have everything I need!

Where are you?

What happened?

A drama!

You didn't kill her?

I couldn't! She had the gun!

She shot at me, like a rabbit!

Are you hurt?

I don't know!

What is this?

Her nightgown!

That bad?

If you'd seen the carnage!

I did not see, but I heard!

Do you realize what I am doing for you?

Just for a lousy vacuum cleaner!

Thank you!

Let's not waste time! Let's get the police!

The police?

Oh, no! I gave my word!

Fifty, fifty!

You, the vaccuum cleaner! Me, Regina, out!

The police would have more weight!

Yes, but what would it look like?

Two men against a weak woman!

Pablito!!!

Pablito!!!

Thank you!

We're in the clear, now!

There's, there's!!!

You saw it, after the gun, the knife!

Never mind that! Stay here and play dead!

What? - Dead! Don't move!

What are you going to do?

I'm going to change tactics!

When women use men's weapons!!!

men have to use women's weapons!

Poison? - No!

Ounning

Ounning? - Ounning!

Oharm!

What am I going to do?

What are you going to do?

Have a drink!

Here, iron this gown!

It's easy! You'll have fun!

Oharm!

Regina! - Pablito!

Here!

"El hombre por dios" You're so handsome!

Let me look at you!

Be my guest! You haven't seen everything!

Admire this elegance!!

the class of this vacuum cleaner!

What are we supposed to do with this now?

Don't you think it smells dusty here?

Dusty?

Oh, no! It's the salad that I prepared for us

What a treat!

Where's all this coming from?

From Montevideo!

Everything? - Everything!

Everything!

Long live Montevideo, France and its vacuum cleaners!

Stop this noise! You're spraying the asparagus!

OK, OK, I'm stopping!

You have to admit it works well!

I'm sick of it! Oome and eat!

I turned it on because!!!!! - Yes, yes, I know! Open this bottle!

Right away!

What a beautiful color!

Hi, Pablito! - Hello, Regina!

Oaramba! What a taste!

Sit down!

Here, taste, Pablito! It's my first husband!

Of course, he's not there!

It's the corned beef he made!

What was I going to believe?

I think I'll have the salad!

What are you thinking about?

About nothing!

Then think about me!

That's all I'm doing!

This is so pretty!

Just a little thing! Gold and rubies!

A divorce gift from my second husband!

The corned beef one? - No, the second husband!

Oh, the second!

Don't worry! It's just powder!

I know just the thing!

Amazing!

It looks like you've never seen a vacuum cleaner!

This one is like no other!

And now darling, drop your toy and come sit here!

What for?

What do you mean? "What for?"!

Didn't you, like me, wait eagerly for this?

I was thinking!!!

You think too much! Oome and sit down!

I'm coming!

Oloser, my love, closer!

Oloser?

Like that?

No, here!

What's the matter, Pablo?

You were more audacious in your letters!

Did your lose your courage?

Well!!!!

You're very timid like my third husband!

I'm going to turn off the lights!

And now, close your eyes!

I'm waiting! - !! Waiting!!

Pablito! - Yes!

What are you doing, Pablito?

Nothing, nothing, nothing!

Let's go, let's go in our little nest!

Oh, Pablito!

Oh, yes, our little nest!

Look at me! Right in the eyes!

You've not told me how you like me, Pablito!

That's true! If I like you?

Oh, oh, Regina!

I am so happy!

Me too!

What are you playing with now?

With the vacuum cleaner! - Again?

If you don't take care of me, I'll leave!

Shhhh! Don't say that!

Bueno!

I won't disappoint you, great seductor!

What's holding you back? - The door!

What a night! My gown is hooked to the door!

"Madre mia"! - I'll be right back!

I'm going to turn off the lights!

Let me in! I'm going to do her portrait!

Inspiration!

Are you crazy?

No, I'm drunk!

l, I!! Want to do her portrait!

I see her, I sense her!!

I have her in my hands!!! in colors!

She has such amazing curves!

Not today, she's sleeping!

She is sleeping? - Yes!

Give her my regards!

Good night! - Good night!

What are you doing, Pablito?

You're moving out?

What are you going to do with this?

Paint! - Paint?

Well, your portrait!

Now? - Right away!

How about love? - Tomorrow!

That's very practicaL!

Do you understand? I want to paint you right away!

Inspiration!

I see you, I sense you, I have you in my hands! Lines, volume, colors!

You have amazing curves!

Do you really think so!

You'll see!

How do I look like this?

This!! This isn't bad!

Something's missing! A detail, an object!

An object! What an object!

This!

Here!

That's much better!

This can be a focal point!

A point!

Pablito! - Regina!

Don't move now!

May I speak? - No!

Here it is!

I'm sleeping!

Well, that's better!

Not bad!

The eye was missing!

That's much better now!

Good night!

What is it? - Me!

Where am I?

In your bed!

How about you? - Me too!

Why?

I don't know!

You're right! - Yes!

I'm sorry to have taken the liberty to slide into your bed!

I borrowed one of your pajamas due to the situation!

You're welcome, dear friend!

My head!

I feel I did not fulfill our contract last night!

I behaved badly!

You know, it was perfect, perfect!

It was also my fault! Oharm works slowly!

Very slowly!

Don't tell me that she is still here!

I was just going to mention it!

It's never going to happen! - Yes, it will!

Oome in!

Good morning, Sir! - Good morning!

Did you sleep well, sir?

Are you hungry, sir?

Who are you?

Oarolina, at your service!

I arrived this morning with my mistress' big trunks!

There are big trunks! More of them!!!

Yes! Many, many big trunks!

They are everywhere, everywhere, sir!

Madame has many fine things!

You are going to be so so happy!

Delighted! - Delighted, really delighted!

Do you need anything else, sir? - Nothing else!

Please, give me the feather over there! Delighted!

I'm going to send you the Ohinaman!

She is going to send us a Ohinaman! - A Ohinaman?

Yes! - Let's go!

Oome in!

Good morning, sir!

Are you the Ohinaman? - No, sir!

I'm the manicurist! And here the pedicurist!

May I see your hand? - Here are both of them!

May I start, sir? - Of course!

You speak French? - Yes, sir!

Oval or square shaped? - Almond shaped, like your eyes!

He's so handsome, he's so nice!

I really like him!

He's not like the other South American men!

He is a true gentleman! He doesn't do anything!

He does nothing? He's a great artist!

Look at this painting!

What is this?

Me!

This is Madame?

That's what I was saying! He doesn't do anything!

I'm going to get Monsieur!

I think this is just like me!

And this is Monsieur?

Exactly! This is Pablito!

What a beautiful couple!

"Basta", (That's enough) Oarolina!

Here, sir! I'm finished!

Already? That's too bad!

My hand felt so good in yours!

You could always call me!

In the evening! My phone is "DANTON 12, 13"!

We'll see about that! - Good, sir!

Feet, feet, feet!

I always give my feet a little rest!

Oome up for air! All clear!

I knew it!

Do you understand now why I was running away?

Why I didn't want to let her in! - Santa Maria!

Because she is so overbearing!

I don't want to be her lapdog!

Pampered and perfumed at her beck and call!

I won't be on a leash, nor wear a collar!

Not even if it was made of gold!

What? - Not even if it was made of gold!

Made of gold!

I understand you do not wish to be pampered!

I want to be left the hell alone! - The hell!

May I come in, Pablito?

Oome in, Regina!

Darling, you're not ready yet? What are you doing?

I was getting dressed!

Little devil, you didn't tell me your exhibit was today!

Excuse me! I have a little clothing problem!

It's going to be a triumph for you for the both of us!

My famous genius!

I see you with a crown of laurels on your head!

I would look great!!!! - It's going to be marvelous!

Let me kiss you! - Not now!

But why? Are you angry?

No, I'm not angry! - I see!

No, you don't see! - You resent me because I fell asleep last night!

While you were lifted by inspiration!

Instead of waking up next to you, I found the vacuum cleaner!

Well?

Well! Hurry up! I have thousands of things to buy!

Thousands? - Thousands!

Thousands! It's marvelous! I did it!

What a face! It looks like you don't want to attend your exhibit!

To tell you the truth! No, no and no!

Don't tell me you would rather shop with me!

A genius like you!

I'm no genius, or artist! I'm not a painter! I'm an impostor!

Oalm down! Every artist gets depressed like you!

It's nerves!

Listen, Regina! - I'm not listening!

You've got stage fright like my fourth husband!

There's a fourth husband?

Yes, the boxer! Before he climbed in the ring, he claimed he was not a boxer!

And after? - After, he knocked everyone out!

I don't see the similarity!

Of course not, darling!

And now you're going to stay put like a nice little boy!

See you soon! lt'll be a few minutes!

Good god! What ever did I do?

Ma'am? - May I speak to the director?

The director? - Yes, the director!

The director! Yes, Ma'am! Please, take a seat!

Regina! Regina!

What are you doing here?

How about you?

I'm here to buy your brand of vacuum cleaners!

You're a marvelous representative!

Me! - Yes! I understood right away!

You understood? - Yes, I understood!!!

I understood that it was the brand I needed for my big hotels!

I didn't want to tell you!

I know great artists like you don't want to bother with those things!

It's different for you! YOUR business is MY business!

You are so nice, darling!

Where is that director? - Where's that director?

Did you ask for me, Ma'am?

Yes, this lady came to look at the latest model, the "Super Oaddy"!

Oertainly, Ma'am! This gentleman brought you here?

Who else?

This man is the most extaordinary representative!

I'm sure of it! The company only uses!!!!

!! The best quality materials, the best technicians, and the best sales managers!

Such amicable demeanor!

I love this! I'm going to show you myself!

A moment, Ma'am!

Here we go again, "Madre mia"!

Yes, here we go again!

Pablito, really! Don't you think I have seen enough!

Frankly, that's true! She's seen enough!

Pablito!

May I bring your attention to how light it is!

It's low noise! - Low noise!

Its ease of use! - Yes, it is easy to use!

It's a blower! - An air cleaner!

An aspirator! - A vaporiser!

In one word, the king of vaccum cleaners!

I know, I know! I slept with it!

What? - Always!

What are you waiting for?

I don't have all day! I want to order!

What are you waiting for? Madame wants to order!

Well! Take the order!

Take the order! Take the order

Take the order? - Yes, take the order!

Who does he think I am?

You're right! Let's go elsewhere! - Let's go elsewhere!

Let's sign here!

Know that I do this for you!

Me, you know!!! I don't care!

Prepare Mr! Oasimir's account! He is no longer with us!

Remind him to return the vacuum cleaner!

Yes, Mr! Poiret!

What?

This isn't a mistake! One thousand vacuum cleaners!

You don't think I would bother coming in person for less than that!

As for your motto! You know!

Authority, psychology, and friendliness!

B-A-L-O-N-E-Y

To each his own method! I have mine!

Pablito! - I'm coming, Regina!

Good bye, Poiret!

I'm totally against this idea!

Pablito

It's going to be a disaster! - Let me handle this!

You'll see!

Pablito! - Yes!

Look! It's going to be a great impression!

Poor thing! What happened to you?

He's not responding!

He must have fallen! He may be dead!

Dead? - I don't know! L, I!!!!

What are you asking me? I was with you over there!

He fell perhaps! Maybe he fainted from lack of food!

Hunger! But this is horrible!

Shhhh! You're going to wake him up!

We've got to do something!

Right, we've got to do something!

Let's take him home, Pablito!

Feeling better? - Yes!

Drink a little more!

Relax now!

Here! Are you feeling well?

Oh, yes!

You don't have any family?

Poor thing! You must feel so lonely!

Oh, yes!

Don't worry! We won't abandon you, right Pablo?

Oh, no!

Do you hear? You are at home here!

Yes, at home!

You are too kind! - No one is ever too kind!

Don't move! I'm going to fix you something hot!

Sweet woman, with a sentimental soul and a shy heart!

See, everything's going to work out! - Too late!

Why? - You are Pablo!

The situation!!! - What do you want? Keep her or not?

I'd like to, but!!! - There is no "but"!

Listen to me!

Follow my instructions and this is how things will turn out!

She comes in! She brings you your broth!

She gives it to you!

Take it!

Put it on your night stand! Put it there!

Then she sits on the side of your bed! Olose to you!

At that time, you take a deep sigh!

Well, sigh!

Very well!

You gaze deeply into her eyes!

Oome on! Gaze!

More than that!

That's all right!

She's stirred up!

You take advantage of this and you embrace her vigorously!

Take her mouth and kiss her!

I would never dare! - Me neither, but she'll dare for you!

Drink!

And after? - After?

It's up to me! Act bravely!

Have courage, be daring, charming, and!!!

You get it! - Yes!

"Oaramba"! I'm betrayed, In my room!

In my house, in my bed, my own bed!

Listen to me, Pablito!

I should kill you!

But I won't do it!

I will step out!

I'll leave you in each other's arms!

I'm hurt, but you will never hear of me again!

Be happy! Two out of three, it's a good average!

Keep everything!

Happiness, the apartment, the paintings, the plants!

The pedicurist, the manicurist!

Oaroline!

Farewell, Regina!

I leave you everything!

Everything!

Everything!

Except that!

Free, at last!

Denise!

What is it? What's the matter?

Too bad! You won't see the wedding!

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