Original subtitles

Hello folks, and good evening, Swank.

So, who is Robbie Williams?

Well, I've been calling many things.

Not as is there.

Punchable.

She's eating flat.

But, while I'm all those things, I want to show you how I really see myself.

To sit back, relax.

And I give you a right, fucking end of age.

So, the story starts.

1982 stoke on his rent.

They are sent to the north of England.

It may look grubby in the private.

The deep down.

It was grubby in the private.

I didn't have much, but at least I had the respect and admiration of my peers.

And just such trouble showing it.

Follow it!

Yes!

Come on!

Hi!

Hi, not bad.

That's the wooden aid.

Let me do the vest.

Is this yours?

What?

What do you want to?

You ain't go.

Don't fucking go.

And the chain now, come down.

That's the station.

I have plenty of holes, but I couldn't stop a single one.

Close your back.

Nice one to this chair.

Come on!

Oh, my gosh!

What are you doing?

That was quick.

Oh my gosh!

Let me know what you're saying!

See where I grew up.

You were meant to act small.

But the thing is, my DNA is cabaret.

I came out the womb with jazz hands, which is very painful from the moment.

And I'm down the stairs for a bit.

And the province called him sick from my sweetheart straight to the womb.

I'm in the middle of this time.

I'm here.

I'm so amazed.

I'm going to meet my friend.

Help me to make it clear.

I'm sure we'll all have no more interest.

What would you like, certain?

I'm in the middle of my mind.

I'm from the middle of my mind.

My dad was well-inamored by the stars of the day.

The Ma in Sami Davis Junior and of course Sinatra.

They worked god's to him.

You could almost get on whatever it takes.

Because if you make it... it's paradise.

I think it's time for a path.

But where is he going?

Come on!

Come on, Blue Iceman!

What is it?

What do you mean?

Dad said you have to be born with... it.

Maybe I wasn't.

Leave me.

Whatever it is.

You've got more than your share.

You're just saying that.

I'm pretty well not.

I wouldn't change a hair on your head.

What is it of?

Don't want to be in our body.

All we really love.

There's no such thing as a nobody.

Remember?

This might feel good.

But this... this is what matters.

You're in love.

I was nine years old when I got my first... real taste of the line line.

And to still remember that taste... sure.

Unadulterated terror.

Have you seen the fifth one with the big boat?

After the show... I'm going to cut you Mary's bathing suit ghost.

I'm going to fuck it off.

I know it.

So what?

No one will notice.

My dad will.

Just go out there... seeing your fucking song in the wild car.

That's not enough.

We'll see why for a minute.

What we're going to do?

I don't know.

I'm just in this for the sausage.

In the next three seconds I'm going to be found out.

They'll see that I'm all glitched.

I'm stupid.

I'm unchallented.

I'm not good at anything.

But there is one skill I've practiced more than any other child in the world.

I hate him.

And that's what's showing off.

How's about one hand of the entrance?

You see, I thought to become famous.

You had to be really, really good.

So I was just so sure for him to be even cheeky.

But your arms together for our next contestant, are you two really young?

Thank you very much.

Do you know the difference between an O and an R?

What is about three inches?

Yes sir.

Look at you.

Look at you.

Look at you.

Look at you.

But that one's five quit that night.

Although it might as well have been five million.

Not only did he change his name.

He changed his life.

One day he went to watch the effect of final.

Unfortunately he didn't come back.

The audience beckoned and he left closed in one stacked closer to his corpse.

Coming home ahead and it caught that living.

Not sure I understand.

This is all I think it is.

I've seen him talk to God.

He just loves it my friends.

Now it speaks a language.

I don't understand.

I just want to be a really awesome.

You can see it in my face.

It's a real big place.

Not sure I understand.

Take a pound foot and sell the form.

Shops and those are all in the way.

Is that all right?

I know what I'm going to be.

Who are what's all in?

Famous?

I'm going to sing a dance.

And my lyrics are not.

I've seen your grazer.

You can't understand.

Who words together?

The world is mine to claim.

All I need is a football.

A lot of them, ooh ooh, yeah.

It won't embarrass yourself yet.

This is not for you.

Keep your feet on the ground.

Give out what a friend, huh?

It's awesome.

Yes!

You make a fucking awesome step, but you know that.

That's my back up.

Are you sure what we made?

I think so.

Is he that flesh he couldn't the coupe?

Yeah, but he's proper.

A little glazing.

He's a job easy.

How do you meet him?

The supermodels?

The ban is screaming for you.

I don't need all that fancy shit.

Sucking out, mate.

I can't go.

You've got tickets to heaven.

And you're going to stay here.

Oh, yeah, it's like you're going to sing, isn't it?

Just doing some love it.

Who gives a fuck if you love it?

What matters is that all the people love you doing it.

You have to get yourself to school.

Can't say so.

Or a bus to the heaven.

And an exam, which you better study for.

Why do you think we're expounding?

More than a fountain at a few hours.

I love it, but you're talking about it.

You're going to be a girl.

I do think you're about about millions of memories.

You're going to be a really bad man.

You're going to try to stop your fucking auditions.

You're going to be a shit man.

You're not a shit man.

You're not a shit man.

You're going to be a shit man.

You're not a shit man.

It's crazy.

But we've had a lot of money.

You're very interested in a boy dance at the whim.

Wait.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

This is it.

This is it.

Fuck!

All black men, alright.

Is it green?

Thank you.

I brought it.

Nigel Martin Smith was, for the reason, an absolute sweetheart.

I'll go on then.

And the first class comes.

A buzzer took a monkey for a ride in the air.

A monkey thought that everything was from the square.

The buzzer tried to solve the monkey off of his death.

The monkey gradually said...

This is the first sentence.

This is the second sentence.

This is the second sentence.

You don't know that you do know this is a pop burn.

I'll tell you what, I'll do Millie Vinillie.

No.

She's there.

So show me the sound you found, you're mad,

and it can all fuck up her phone then, yeah?

Now that you get up, it'll be my pleasure.

And if I hadn't win it in that moment, none of this would have happened.

I wouldn't even be a talking to you.

If you don't tell me, if you drop something, beat him on the clock.

It's only been a few hours, no.

He's gone, oh, I'm probably mad.

You have to wait.

Fucked it.

So right through me.

Look at me.

Do I look like a pop star to you?

You look like you're always mad.

What's happening?

It's not like this fuck.

It's going to die alone.

A fat.

And the craned out of a shipping stone.

Hello?

Yes.

Dad.

You weren't too slow now.

Try the wrong number.

Why won't you, Dad?

Yeah, but I'm back to it.

Now we're back to it.

Now we're back to it.

Now we're back to it.

Now we're back to it.

I haven't got long, but I was thinking, how about you come visit?

Have a good day today, a good day today.

How about you?

Don't you come back to it, Dad.

And it's really super scary.

But for me, I've never seen this.

I haven't seen that.

No.

You're dead.

There are a few days ago.

Well, I can give a try not to die.

This is my turn, it is winter!

I'm not gonna offer you.

Really in team, through team.

It's almost losing my stays left table for a bit.

I want them back in my pocket.

Had you reached out?

The shark was here, in the way.

I thought it was about time use.

I thought to tell you, I'm enjoying this pop band.

Really?

So, I wonder when do you start?

Well, I'm not definitely in here, boss.

Well, it's just having a bunch of shits.

Actually, I'm not gonna keep that bad out for me.

Found my exams.

Complete fucking balls of them.

I'm just gonna put them in the first post pack on the telephone.

You've got to learn from this.

You're in all of this.

You know, you're learning from the best.

Seeing my dad surrounded by the stars of yesterday galvanized my needs become famous.

But I had a more immediate problem.

What's mum gonna be like when I tell her I fail my exams?

Fuck took the rest of my life.

Did you have a good time?

Yeah.

Smashing.

How is he?

Great.

I've got someone to tell you.

So, bye.

You're in that band.

You got him.

You're in that band.

As I never had to tell her I failed my exams until now.

Sorry, mum.

I was 15.

I was gonna walk forward to brothers and we were gonna take over the world.

Our Donald panel beta.

If you've got an example of your car, how are you?

How is it out?

Jason Orange was a featured dancer on a genre

defined TV music show called The Hipman and Her.

Mark Owen.

Little Marko was lovely.

And then of course...

There was Gary Barlow.

And my first thought was, is this ticket in those trainers?

They are so three years ago.

Gary was a genius.

An actual genius.

He'd been playing the working men's clubs into his 12 years old.

I was earning more money than his teachers.

It's only clips of the heart.

So, for what?

I'm going to sing like an angel.

But he danced like a twat.

I recall thinking two things that day.

A fifth of this spotlight is better than nothing.

And if anyone feels so cheesy, I'm fucking dead.

I was all around, no coriander for the boys.

Thank you.

Whenever Nigel took his outfit in there, he

would always say, I'll put this on your account.

He wasn't joking.

He would coops at all.

Look around the table.

Go.

In five years, what are we going to eat each other?

We'll be fucking rich.

First things first, we work on our act.

We take it on the road.

What about record?

I'll come.

We'll get your demo sent out.

We'll let the bit in more begins.

But for that, let's throw up your back stories.

Mark and Jason, you're in a break, dancing group together.

Gary and how would you're in a band called the cutest rush?

It was our the lead.

You're worth it, Magic, and I'm not mad at you.

You went to be a part in Brookside.

I was fucking great, wasn't it?

You were a bit much, frankly.

Nice come.

I've got two other eggs.

I can hold my breath for two minutes, but I'm not trying to be a fucking submarine.

Am I?

Gary writes and songs.

You locked her line.

Oh, and also, your name's not Robert anymore.

It's Robbie.

I've fucking hated the name Robbie, but it was a single best thing Nigel did for me.

Robbie became a character, something I could hide behind.

Oh, no.

The name is a band.

Oh, no, I was not a good one.

Kick it.

Fast forward.

Oh, fuck.

I've already got the name in this brilliant and clench.

Take that!

Initially, I just found this for us to be a battle for the gay scene.

All right.

Now, for you, people are really about my sexuality.

The worst one, but all my gay friends are stuck with me and set up as crap.

I'm not holding myself as sick with them.

Please, do my noise!

Be being crap or worried about.

Lay alone!

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

That night, I discovered a wonderland.

It was welcoming and non-judgmental.

I found my people.

I found the promised land.

To the entire first 18 months, we made one hundred and eighty pounds each.

We played gay club, after gay club, two or nine.

And so, out of nowhere, Nigel Futt is a cop full of girls.

I want to get...

Good news.

We've had some interest from a few record labels.

In London.

Oh, London.

Yes!

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry!

You know, I almost started to like you, but you're fucking into that, haven't you?

What was that?

I think Robby's developing a sense of human eye.

Do you think it'd be difficult to go to Stockholm trend?

Get another scally with ratty hair and galling Robbie.

Right, the club wants us to do a meeting, great.

It's going to be lots of girls in here, so let's get one thing clear.

Keep it in your pants.

No touching, no telephone numbers, no deltage.

What's the point?

Bring it on, please.

Let's have it gone.

All right.

Bring it back!

Come on!

I

don't know how many rules per take that.

And the most important was that we always appeared attainable.

Safe sex is important.

Deanie... He even made us do a safe sex tool for the family planning association.

So remember...

Don't be a fool!

Cover his tool!

Naturally, I took it off to Hartman.

Oh, come on, come on, come on.

He's going.

I was happy to play Gary for the moment.

Ow!

Never push me hands again.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Hurry up!

Hurry up, quit!

Don't!

Hurry up!

And there it was.

For one time in Nigel's life, he wasn't the biggest Wayne Kane in the room.

Right.

Straight up.

There's no appetite.

One all need for boy bands.

They died of death.

It's all grunge now.

Did you hear our demo?

These boys are going to take this country by storm.

And if you don't sign them right now, I'll take them to another label.

And you'll be the twat that let the biggest band in history slip through.

You put your fucking fingers.

You won't do any of that because everyone else said no.

I only agree to see you because my daughter saw you boy's life.

And she's obsessed.

She assures me that you were amazing in the flesh.

So, I'm going to take a punt that you're right about these boys.

Now, it's one of you who's Gary.

It's Wayne.

I'm Gary.

When you put the floor show, kick it with

your torso, or it's getting high in the girls.

You can throw away your hands if you're not with a man.

Can I kick it?

Yes, you can!

Oh, you got me, got everybody there.

I've got the kids who stickin' in the gold and stop some movie by day.

I've been all back in Britishness, get out.

Get away in the know-over-hand band.

You're just kidding, and you make brown and chocolate,

and you're feeling it for mission, turn it up.

I don't wanna roll,

Every day you listen to me, Rob.

I

can't talk something about this.

They want this to happen.

I went down the post office a day and someone called me a posture.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Stop for me, eh?

I can't make my deliveries anymore.

I'm having to shut the business for a day.

I guess he's recording the lead vocals for our new song.

I'll get his out to the shits all and buy his fortress.

Just like I mean.

I might be I want a big house to hide in.

That was the first time I'm on close to curtains.

I'm going to bed.

If they'll let me.

She didn't open them for another 10 years.

Hey.

I love them.

Where's my list one from?

I'm a pop star now.

That's a little rubber.

Is it gonna sell any almonds, is it?

I'm just giving the people what they want.

I go on stage.

I think it will have the answer.

Every send of the whole world is looking to see me.

And we all act to cause him, baby.

Don't see what I see.

Don't stop.

So that's the crazy thing, huh?

What about the success?

Nigel Martin Smith.

It's quite a display.

It is.

Yeah.

Yeah.

We've got to take that.

Dolls.

Take that.

Call in the.

Take that pillows.

So you can sleep and say that.

I'm just kidding.

I've got that bit out.

For our ethnic fans, we have take that for Bushkadol.

The rob is inside Mark.

Cause inside Jason.

Jason's inside Howard.

And the outfit's not going to be in Gary.

That's thank you.

you.

Larry.

Some ideas.

Come on then.

Good luck.

What are they going to put it?

I don't know.

Are they any good?

When you like to know?

What?

At least the fans give a toss.

What about all those?

Yeah.

Are you kidding?

Jeff, any idea how enough people can talk?

Oh, for all these.

Do you think the way he just does this yet?

We need to branch out.

Perhaps something that's not so fucking changed.

And this coming from you.

They want to hold the shines and the lights on in there.

No, no, no.

Let's speak.

I think you can just turn off scribble some worthless

shit and get your name next to mine in some credits.

You add nothing to this.

Any event.

I'll just hold it there in a second.

That was bad.

Yeah?

I've always liked a little bit.

What would I do?

Probably it.

If we record it, if we use the borderline by line.

Yeah, I didn't mean to switch it together.

Yeah, I can do all that once.

Yeah, that's just, um, let's just go again.

Yeah, let's go.

I'll put it.

Oh, come here.

Let's go.

That's great.

Thanks for having us here.

I'd like to write.

How was there?

Thank you.

Okay, great.

That cheers to Robbie.

Give it a sec.

Uh, go ahead and do that.

Oh, my lord, did you, best?

Yeah.

You know, I know.

I feel like the bad guy.

It's already gone.

It's like being there in the back.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, this is a hit.

I didn't know it, but I was suffering from depression.

I hate that phrase suffering from depression.

I'm so scarlet, oh, horror.

I do declare, Mr. Butler.

I'm suffering with a bad depression.

Clinically depressed is better.

We're in more than I've got to.

I told you, didn't I?

If you want me to find one, I'll get a photo.

Oh, a photo card.

I'll check it, yeah.

Well, great.

Here we go.

Say fuzzy people.

Leave it all.

Thank you so much.

Did you drop on me?

Great idea.

Yeah.

Of course you do.

Come on.

Look at that.

I'm patient upon.

Can I lose you?

Can I use your loop?

Yeah.

It's an on the two.

Be my guest.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Oh.

She seems nice.

Oh, yeah.

Terrific.

Terrific.

You know the quote got the whole screen.

Oh, yeah.

This bill is everywhere.

And I'll play a nice honor.

It's like a lunch or something.

I told this if you were my son and he'll hang up short apart.

I mean, it's how long?

No, no.

Just passing through.

Back home tonight.

After I collect my point.

We should know you were coming.

What's this?

I think it's frozen.

What have you got some hope about?

You boys are flying.

Does it break some in action?

I've been telling everyone about that.

I know.

It's just... It's a little bit of a woman dancing, man.

It's like I can't keep track of the way out anymore.

Oh, go on and stuff out there.

They know exactly who you are.

The other lunch will be our press to pick them out of a police line.

Well, not Gary, obviously, because he's the crazy one.

You... You live in the dream, you lose.

How can you not know who you are?

And look, thousands of people screaming in hand.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

You're not.

You're not.

You're not.

You're not.

Come on, you're not.

Come on, you're not.

Come on, come on.

Come on, come on.

I'm the best.

I see you, but...

I see you.

I see you.

You're gonna be here.

You can't hear me.

What are you fucking doing?

We're fucking thousands.

Alright, get in the kitchen.

I'm gonna get in the kitchen.

You're gonna be alright.

I'm gonna show up.

What are you?

You fucking baby!

I'm not gonna be wrong.

I'll finish the situation.

I'm kidding wings.

I'm going to keep it.

You're having a happy moment!

That's a new moment.

You're gonna get the fucking court.

I'll stay in the field.

You... Ah!

Who you be, Ali?

He's got a mansion in the north of England, the driveway, full of cars.

And a bullet?

Well, I'm still living at loans.

He's out from now.

And they're all waiting for me in the car.

Or he should talk about the problem.

And I am the problem.

Robbie, so... Well, we've all been having a think in...

We'd quite like to do the next tour, as they are.

There's a four piece.

Just to see if we can do it.

Yeah.

So see if we can do it.

Perhaps you can focus on that so long material.

People working on normal room.

To be honest, Rob, we've been doing it as a four piece for a while.

I think you should.

Put it in there.

Yeah.

Woo!

Can I take this?

Yeah, Rob.

If you want.

This is it.

This is...

This is...

So unimpressed, but so in home.

Such a saint, such a whore.

So self-aware, so full of shit.

So indecisive, so animated.

I'm contemplating, thinking about thinking.

So animated, just getting on the drinking.

Watch me come on.

I'm gonna show you what it is in place, and do it to the streets.

So, back in half, so.

This is the first sentence.

This is the first sentence.

This is the first sentence.

The cheeky member of take that is now the fucked

up messy one who's gone and broken up the bummed.

And people hate me for it.

But really... they're only saying what to think about myself.

I've been raging cocaine habit and a full blown alcoholic and I'm 21.

I think I was always going to be an alcoholic or an addict.

I just had the money and the means to get there quicker.

But I'm also incredibly competitive.

I mean, I've no idea I'm going to pull up the solo career.

But this is an energy to revenge.

And it's very, very seductive.

It's going to happen.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I just failed.

I'm going to fucking mess with you.

Nothing.

What?

You scared the shit out of it.

You said you wanted to be massive?

Well, I was just, um, wishing for the lecture for good.

What is it you do?

I'm sorry, sorry.

Do you know that?

No, no, no, no.

No, I mean, I'm a singer and son, right?

Yeah, it's not how I'm.

I was in that.

I'm sorry.

Now you all right.

I mean, that is why I like dancing around a background with a come say to a man.

I mean, it's going to look like a salsa.

I might as well do it.

I'm just saying you're going to start out on your own.

I just want to be honest about why.

Shit, you were doing this.

Fuck, man.

I'm just curious.

I'm not sure you'd understand.

Try me.

You know, I was given a golden ticket, but it felt

like I was bound and gags the last five years.

I'm not in a hot way.

I'm like a battery to the screw.

I'm so sorry.

I don't have sexy mysterious mass lately.

I guess I just reached the point where I want to prove I can make it on my own.

I'm supposed to go.

Everything.

See?

I thought what you're going to understand.

Fuck me.

Fuck me.

Nicole Atte.

She and her sister were members of the girl band all sides.

Their manager was a contour.

She was absolutely lovely.

With the single worst taste in men.

Yeah, you're right.

So, I'm just so fucking weird, isn't it?

It's like that uneasy feeling you get when you're in the cake

out and the whole restaurant seems to be back day to you.

You can't wait until I be back day stops being sung.

I mean, people are doing a really nice thing, but you

just wanted to stop so you can eat the fucking cake.

Yeah.

Now you've got your gag off.

What are you going to say?

I've got some lyrics.

I mean, they're basically different takes on how much I hate myself.

I'm so christmas out on this.

I'm not sure about an album.

At the moment, I just like to write one good song.

You're overthinking it.

Just write about whatever's in front of you.

I've got a phone with a nice middle rubber.

I caught a hole in the back.

And you were with my car cars around us.

Yes, it's a hit.

See?

You're going to be my sittin' at me a time.

I was heard.

She was me.

We were one.

We were free.

If there's somebody goin' me on.

She's the one.

If there's somebody goin' me on.

She's the one.

If

there's somebody goin' me on.

She's the one.

We'll be strong.

She's the one.

If there's somebody goin' me on.

She's the one.

She's the one.

She's the one.

She's the one.

She's the one.

She's the one.

She's the one.

She's the one.

This place is posh as fuck.

You don't just see booking fun with your timeline.

Have a look.

It's tiny.

It must be empty.

Oh, that's right.

Hey, so?

No, my girlfriend, Kayla.

Kayla.

What am I going to come for?

No, I can tell this is out.

Anyway, she's up the door.

I'm going to be in touch.

That's amazing.

You surprised me.

That's the thing that works.

What are you saying?

Coming in at number one.

It's new.

It's brilliant.

It's never ever.

My whole son.

I can't believe it.

To my best friend.

Having a number one is amazing.

Get in with the other, reach it down.

The Angelica was the lead singer of the races.

The biggest band on the planet.

I'm in love with their sons.

I'm in love with the lyrics.

I'm in love with how provocative they are.

I'm just totally in love with them.

I don't want to be.

Fame is a powerful effort to use the act.

It means even ugly people can get laid.

Mind you.

I can talk about that too.

What's all that about then?

It's going to be the one.

Is that all fucking hell?

If I all got some deadly time out of number one, I'll be fucking dry.

You listen to this come.

Yeah.

I fucking know what the fucking song is about.

You want a number one?

You should just stay and get his back up.

You want some?

Guess who's at?

The largest ever demand for concert tickets in British history.

Me?

And a band?

Never worth.

$125,000 fucking screaming cons.

Is he saying?

Is that how you know you've made it?

Fucking nothing.

Me and Liam wouldn't always be so cuddly.

Would anybody like to see me fight, Liam?

Would you mind the old money?

Would you mind the money?

We can't arrange.

We'll have a fight.

You cannot watch your own TV.

What do you think about that?

No, out of your fucking way.

Thanks for the heat wasn't in the country at the time.

Damn, boys.

Come on, let's go.

This is shit.

Nice chance, you know.

Fuck off, come on.

Hey, Swinkle toes.

You coming or what?

Yeah.

What?

Good evening, network.

Nice.

You all look gorgeous tonight.

Here's one from an evil album.

Thank you.

I am.

For me, aren't you?

Miss number one.

If United Kings are the person.

Thank you.

Mm-hmm.

Where's your window?

Not by Lynn Gallagher.

Oh.

You look like you're having a good enough time?

Yeah.

Anyway.

It's just trying to make sense of it.

What's wrong?

Never ever.

We do.

You don't like I'm so.

That was fun.

I mean, we're not sure it's another one, but... What?

People seemed like it.

It would be nice if my children... Something around.

Are you fucking speeches?

Until that bullshit about family?

It's not bullshit.

It's everything to me.

So did you tell them that you gave a path for me to get that number one then?

But if that bit had your little speech, didn't you?

I'm so fucking ugly when you're wasted.

Well, I've been selling it tomorrow.

Oh, well, that'd be nice.

I can't believe I had to tell everyone that you

left tonight because something important came up.

But did?

They fucked up with your mates.

At least they're not, so they're a problem number one.

It's more than you can.

It's scribbling lyrics, new little notebook, but you're too scared to show them 21.

Oh, number one is you do without your advice.

I didn't ask you to lie to your friends because guess what?

I'll give a fuck what they think.

You give a fuck what everyone thinks about.

That's all you give a fucking pound.

What?

What's wrong with this?

What's wrong?

What's wrong with this?

What's wrong with this?

Where is she?

Oh, I don't know.

I don't want you wasting away on me.

I'm having washing machines.

I love you.

Yes, but what do you do with love?

Will you, brother?

You should come home more often.

You know?

She's nothing to doubt.

Robynch.

I'm out of all of us.

Anyway, I'm about to be very busy.

I rang around and I got a meeting with a producer called Guy Chained Biscoe.

Nicole was got number one.

Voking Gary's got number one.

There I am turning it to a farmyard animal.

I will look change your hair on your head.

Bless you now.

Now, I spoke to your dad.

Oh, that makes one of us.

It made your silence since the left of them.

He's agreed to see you again.

Agreed.

What do you mean?

What do you have your visit on your school holidays?

He called me, remember?

He said it'd been too long.

He invited me.

Yes, that's right.

I told him too.

You see?

Jesus, I'm better.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

You're just picking up gyro checks.

Bless a whole lot for the YT.

Yes, all.

A lot of them in line and now suspects.

And a wine and down the van witness.

This recliner was down to my wish list.

So I pop it out like the litmus test and she's like, am I allowed to live?

Okay, okay.

Hang on, hang on.

Listen, I appreciate you coming over.

But this isn't gonna work.

Guy Chained Biscoe.

Guy likes it when I talk about the holidays.

And I like it when he agrees to let me sing out of songs.

So our lawyers had a chat.

And here we are on a beach.

You've only heard of them and they're all the same.

I can't even tell when one ends and the next one begins.

It's like you've written lyrics you think other people want to hear.

I don't know.

It might be okay in the boy band.

So you want me to get naked on the first day.

What is the only way this works?

Songs are only valuable if they cost you something.

Look, I'm always naked on the first day.

If you're gonna last through it on the inside, yeah?

Again, easily.

Can you give me a seat?

Okay.

Better make it be flat.

Okay, man, if that's your name, we're gone.

Besides, it was better for me.

And Dave, we're done.

It's getting too soon at all.

Passing's just physical.

These days...

You wanna last every one you need, but get yourself loving God.

Every night you admit to feed and cry yourself blind.

If you can't wake up in the morning... It's your business, they can't deny it.

If you're last hurt, tired of lonely, something beautiful from your way.

That's it for first.

No, no, no, hang on, hang on.

We have to double the chorus or a sound crap.

What was that list?

Lost?

Right, that's the hook.

That's the gold.

There's something beautiful, but it's cream on top.

You've got last, fat, tired, all lonely.

No, no, no, no, no... And in your repeat, you understand?

Yeah, right.

Pick it up in the chorus and you know, give it some well.

Even if it's shit, you gotta make it your shit.

Two, three, ear up, you can't wake up in the morning.

It's your business, they can't deny it.

If you're last hurt, tired of lonely, it can't control it.

Try it in your mind.

There you go, may you find that love there won't leave you.

May you find it by the end of the day.

You won't be lost.

Heard, tired of lonely, something beautiful from your way.

One more time, something beautiful will come your way.

You're not as crap as I told.

Thanks.

We need to clean it up a bit, but it's a start.

Now, what else have you gotten there?

And coming up, we have a surprise guest in the studio.

It's none of the next.

Say that bad boy, Robbie Williams.

Chris prinks, manage you to the stars.

Amazingly, he saw something in me.

I mean, besides months, it's amounts of drugs and booze.

It'll be nice and intimate.

50 people or so, contest with it, set up these super excited.

And just remember, it's going out live, so might you shoot some thighs.

You should start with a cover, something people recognize.

We want them to recognize our songs, and they will, but you have to woo them first.

You've got them into memories.

How about you get through this one without giving yourself a heart attack?

Just give me that, right?

Baby steps mate.

Look, I know this isn't much of a gig, but I don't know.

That poor net worth.

Chris, we need the air tiger.

What have you got to lose?

What is the material table to take out only stolen?

So... I mean, it brings me.

I've got to play numbers.

Wherever it takes, it'll take everything.

Sure, you're ready for that.

They're made every performance count.

I am open.

You've got to go ahead and hold it.

Do the mask, do the mask.

Do the air.

Okay.

You've left the safety of the band and now you're going out on your own.

How does that feel?

I couldn't be up here.

I'm fine, he's free, you know.

And this is only the beginning.

Here!

Well, the first punches have been thrown and it's Gary Baller were number one.

While Robbie's first album, like through a lens, they knew that they were 11.

Robbie's face now rests on a national charm against his sword.

This is new album, Rock the Thing of the

Chart, Ladies and Gentlemen, Robbie Williams.

Star meet, she can live with fantasies.

I think it's what's known as the looking bastard.

Well, you know, being in a relationship means I've put away macheting boots.

But I know where the closet is.

You

know, the great thing is I've actually arrived now because

back at home, I've been voted the rear of the year.

Is that right?

Because it's so hard.

So it's fair to say your box office, right?

I've got the opening platinum disk and then I'm getting a double platinum disk now.

It means I'm very famous.

Whoa, this is me!

I'm sure you're working on this short band, did you know where?

Ross...

This is going to knock your socks off?

Rob... Rob... Guess who's playing network next summer?

Hey, I've been talking about support taxes.

Now I could do a couple of numbers for it most.

It's incredible.

It also comes with a new record deal.

It's obscene.

Ah!

Look at you!

Look at this!

Just what the doctor orders.

Okay, I'll leave you to celebrate.

Congratulations.

Thanks, Chris.

Never was.

How does it feel?

Okay.

It'll sink in.

Yes.

If there's someone's pitch-sized, we'll have to school game.

There's a girl who can horribly rob your old enemies.

Just want to get the thousands.

My looks.

The audience looks here.

I can't do it.

I can't hurry, Nick, with...

I'll be like a lamb to the fucking floor of that taste.

Just to stage fright.

You're not listening!

No, it's normal!

Hey?

You know what's always helped me?

A little bit of Dutch courage.

Don't I know it?

Dad, I'm sorry.

Dad, no one buys a ticket to hear your problems, son.

You want to know why these people are goods?

Because they make other people's problems go away.

Dad, stay, please!

Whoa!

Whoa!

God, I'm choosing the word.

Where he is, Dad, he's passionate.

I shouldn't have changed in fortune, for you.

Is it not?

I mean, you're flying high?

So, was it just parking?

Well, sorry.

You can tell me what they have to do.

What?

What, man?

It's parking!

What?

What's wrong, Dad?

Let's do something first.

I miss it, you've heard it before, let's take that.

Would you say that this is a different kind of success?

It means great deal more to me now.

I'm about to perform in front of a record crowd at Nedworth in a few weeks.

No, no, stop it, lovely.

It's only the biggest music I've ever been in British history!

That's not the way.

But if your influence is not the only record you've broken recently,

as if there's a matter of your new deal with EMI, it ain't million pounds.

I don't love you.

I don't know.

I'm rich beyond my wildest dreams!

I thought I was quoting that lady who famously won the lottery, but she said...

I'm so nervous!

So now I've got it.

Mind you, I've said worst things in interviews.

Would you describe your time with take that?

I'm very fortunate to be in take that.

And for us, the five-spice girls.

Oh, no!

Now you've connected with many women in the past.

Oh, we're going to talk about my past life.

Well, that's crazy.

There's nothing to write over that.

Which is a shame, cos mum loves getting those letters.

Oh, I mean, how many times can you have?

Well, take them away.

They're gonna get out of the car.

There's no way nothing's, you know, ruined our hair.

They just jacked it up at the soil inside.

Now, where's the one?

I'm pumped to the low.

The weather was tremendous.

I think the sound was good.

I was tired, though.

I probably couldn't believe anything.

But it was just weird.

It wasn't mainly comfortable.

But you finally set me down.

I have to be a realist.

You know, we're both on sort of a lot.

And it can be difficult.

Don't tell me.

What's it like?

The Robbie Williams to be in love.

Well, that's difficult, too.

Erm... Flings are much easier.

He beat me so, so small.

I hate to do for him.

I'm making me feel so.

I'm necessary.

I'm fucking awful things you do.

I thought you couldn't help him.

Can I can't help you anymore?

Oh... Rub?

Help me, Jacob.

Hey.

Hey.

I'm fucking out of home.

Hey!

Please, it's part out.

Don't tell me where I can eat.

You get how you fix it!

You're too fucking late!

Easy, dear.

Come on, this is it.

Oh, what the fuck?

He's all right.

What's up?

Shit.

You've just said, notice this one.

The top of the pops.

You can't buy this kind of promotion.

What's the promote?

Never sold out.

Come on, come on, come on.

You're up.

Leave it.

I won't have to go on something.

I know, I know, but listen, I have to talk to you later.

Because my pain is, well, he's actually there to shut himself.

And it's just a lot of shit.

It's your mom.

She kept asking for you.

I tried calling you, but... I'm so sorry, love she's gone.

Ever post the sword out to the stone gets to be the new king of England.

All the next thing you know, all the nights are straining, whoa!

I'm turning red, but nobody could watch it.

So you can imagine how everyone left for a little hours to get up for a turn.

Everyone,

you stroked his beard and whispered,

sexy, muscular mind's going to wait

for leaving you.

I see the rain.

Because I need you, can't obey my fear.

And so, that salvation is the wind.

So when I'm lying in my bed,

the love is dead.

I'm loving angels instead.

And for real,

it wasn't still.

You want to save me.

There are a lot of vinegar.

I wish

you got the boys together.

Have a little me's up before you can't sit tomorrow.

Do you bud?

I can't fish.

What time's left off?

Yeah, outside the fact.

I'm doing what it takes to get up there.

I can't sleep.

But once you're up there, you're smashing itself.

It's being almost the worst kid.

Those are at us.

If you don't understand.

No, no, I don't understand.

At least I'm trying.

You know all I want is there, which means you ask me.

Just once I'm doing... You know, it's working a little girl.

I'm about to walk out to 125,000 people!

You've got the fucking idea of what it feels like.

And you've no idea that I earn in a month, what you fucking snow in a minute.

Uh-oh, the Kayleigh shut up with some fucking butcher.

And so I'm living in a space around my fucking psychopaths.

I only get seen my kid for two hours every fortnight.

So you need one of me.

Fuck it out.

You know, Jellis, you don't see me.

You fucking kidding.

All right, yeah, I'm not opposed to fuck all for you.

You are fucking nothing in this coming from you.

Nothing nobody can't.

Not the difference between me and your name.

It's not my money.

It's not your head.

It's the fact that I had no fucking balls to make something of myself.

You've got to take it to the dream.

I'm a dream came true.

And... Yeah, fuck it.

I am, I'm jealous of that.

You can keep the fucking rest.

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Somewhere with it for me.

I love the stands, I'm golden sands.

And watch these issues that go sailing.

And the crowd goes mild.

Don't you get ready, youth?

Good man, we've got to roll.

You?

You!

Shut up!

You must stand.

I thought you passed out.

I have waited my whole life for you to step up.

So, we're working the biggest concert in British history.

What are you going on about?

When you left us, where's all this coming from?

All those years I thought he's just sorting himself out.

He'll miss me so much and he'll come back.

Yeah, and I did.

Yeah.

I didn't leave you and nothing though, didn't I?

Where do you think your talent comes from?

You've forgotten how fucking you are, that's your problem.

It's a privilege to do what we do.

What we do.

You live in a caravan.

You perform to 15 fucking people and I.

And I love every second of it.

And I've got these pills to get me through.

Sure, I'll give everything to play to a big crowd.

Of course I would.

If I only ever play to one person for the rest of my

life, I'd be happy giving them everything I've got.

Unless that person was me though, right?

Really?

Those big cheer on your arms from the way, Jay?

It wasn't.

I'm stopping you from ruining your career.

There wouldn't be a rugby Williams if it wasn't for me.

You've always been there for a rugby Williams, Dad.

Why could you just be there for a rubber?

You asked to watch the football then, yeah?

Nice one.

I'll see you in six years.

You don't have it.

That's why you never made it.

Nice husband.

Nice father.

Nice anything.

See, I can't wait, does it?

I'll get out of here.

Thank you.

Hello?

Guys, my brothers, Gareth, come on!

Come on, come on!

Come on, come on!

Come on, come on, come on!

Come on, come on, come on!

Oh, I'm doing.

Oh, I can't.

Since I want to love me, I need to rest and I'll keep me safe from home.

For you may.

Can you hear me somewhere?

Lord, I feel the cold.

Feel I'm getting home.

Before my time is my soul.

He feels the shame.

I will go through this pain.

Lord, I'm doing.

Oh, Lord, I can't.

I love the house.

The worst thing was I lost the ability to care.

You are next if you want to say.

I feel very stupid, to be honest.

And just to challenge everything you've ever wanted.

To be a fucking embarrassing to be free.

I was told the fame would solve everything.

The fame's not for called to do with me.

It's about acting out everyone else's fantasies.

The shaggy end bursing, the shoving your products on TV and people cheering you for.

Very much good enough for it.

They say your life freezes and the age you become famous.

So I am 15.

I'm stunted.

And that's why I'm always lying.

Oh, it's okay.

I think the cold I'm fine with it.

So I get known before you do.

I fucking take myself for it.

Sometimes it's a curse to get everything we want.

Repairing close relationships is a good first step, to repair ourselves.

Go easy on my conscience.

Cause it's not possible.

I know I've been told to take the pain.

This is my soul.

He is the shame.

Come go up to this being.

Oh, don't do it.

All I can.

Give me another soul.

Love is the coolest.

It ain't a vox.

I'm good eating it.

That was good eating the vox.

So, who is Robbie Williams?

Well, I've been calling many things.

NASA's this day.

Punchable.

She's eating twat.

But while all those things, I want to show you how I really see myself.

To sit back, relax.

And I give you a right, fucking entertaining.

So, the story starts.

This is the last song of the evening.

It's much side of the nad and making my dream a country.

I want to thank my home for being there when I needed you.

You guessed it, folks.

Yeah, there's me.

If you know the words, sing them if you don't, show them to some crowd.

The final curtain.

My friends.

I'll stay at me.

I'll stay my case.

Oh, it's time to serve me.

I love all I have let's fall.

I have travelled each and every hour.

Come on.

I share a lot of the same mannerisms as this person.

People say a sing a bit like him too.

He's made me who I am.

All the good things and a touch of the bad.

And it wouldn't be where I am without them.

We haven't performed together for 25 years.

But I've wanted to every day since.

Please welcome to the stage.

My dad.

He's sorry through.

He's careful, sir.

I'm sorry, woman.

I don't know.

Yeah, what is the cost?

Or at least that's what Mum told us.

He's had my film.

It's a thing.

I did all that.

It'll be a me, I see.

You know,

I can't see this.

Now, this is your grandson singing.

And I love you.

No.

Frank Sinatra.

I want to make me 12 year old at my lands.

Watching TV on a Saturday night.

feeling safe.

I wanted to make that same 12 year old feel safe on stage.

I'm fucking entertainer.

It might be cabaret, but there's a world-class

cabaret, and I'm the fucking best at it.

Fuck yourselves.