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Amazing grace

How sweet, yeah, the sooo...

There's a warble in the mike. Are you picking up on that?

Are you planning on singing?

No, no, no, no.

I just want to be prepared for all possibilities, so...

- Hey! Oh, my God.
- No, you're early!

This isn't what it's gonna look like.

This is all gonna be top shelf.

And there's gonna be a water-bottle display

on each of the three pillars,

and I've hired this woman to literally walk around

and create small-talk.

I got some big news for the both of us.

- You ready for this?
- I don't know.

- Don't be scared.
- Okay.

- It's good.
- Okay.

"New York Magazine."

- No!
- Yes.

- Don't do that.
- I'm sorry.

But I pitched your idea to these editors,

and they loved it,

so they want it ready to print ASAP.

- Oh, my God... okay, I've... I'm blind.
- You are?

I can't see.

I have too much work to do, and I can't see. I'm kidding.

I can see, but I need to get back to work right now.

- Go for it.
- Thank you so much.

Alanna, yeah, no. Why are you touching the...

we said just touch from the top.

When you touch anywhere lower, we get fingerprints.

So just touch from the top.

Nothing was stolen.

I mean, nothing was even moved.

I just feel like whoever made this note

must be a professional, right?

Well, the way I see it is you got two choices.

You, uh, you do what they say and stop,

or you say screw those guys and you keep digging.

Well, I mean, I can't just stop.

Yeah.

All right, that's my girl.

Should we check out this cult?

I m... I mean, I already did that.

Yeah, but did you go through their trash?

No.

Well, if you want to know what somebody's up to,

you got to take a look at what they're throwing away.

Mm, really?

Hey, that's the kid from the fishing trip, huh?

Yeah, that was the priest's son.

And who's that?

Uh, we used to be lovers. Hey, Zack.

I'm gonna need you to update it

to the most recent version of the slide show

like I've asked you

anywhere between two to four times, okay?

I need the original version

of the slide show like I asked before!

- I'm so sorry.
- Uh, no.

We used to be in a relationship,

and I'm just kind of back in the single life

- and it's been really hard.
- Me too.

I feel you. I feel you.

Oh, so y-you're single.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh.

Here we are... two single men.

Mm.

Well, I have a big question to ask you.

Okay, ask me.

Why this? Why water?

Uh, wow.

Um, the political answer... someone has to.

- Right.
- You know, someone has to.

Um, but the real answer

if I'm being honest, um, survivor's guilt.

Oh, right. I was gonna ask about that.

Do you feel comfortable talking about it?

Do I feel comfortable talking about the moment

when my mom got the call

that her son had stage-four lymphoma?

- Mm.
- Or when I found out

that my sophomore year in high school

might be my last year on Earth?

Yeah, no, I actually do feel comfortable

talking about that.

What I would rather talk about is the moment

where I realized that I am not the only one in pain.

And fuck me for not realizing it sooner.

Dina, do you think you could, like, zhoosh it

- a little bit more?
- Yeah.

'Cause I feel a little bit like... krrkk, you know?

Hi, Dunky!

Uh, can we have a second?

- Sure.
- Bye.

What's up?

Really great scene earlier.

- Thank you.
- You're killing it.

Um, remember what I said earlier?

Garcia confronts the serial killer?

- Um, yeah.
- I'm, like, so excited.

Well, uh, I just want you to be ready

that when that happens, Garcia dies.

What?

I'm s... I'm sorry.

Did you just say that I die?

It's just where the story was going,

and I think Kippy pitched it.

Kippy?!

And then we were like, "Yes,"

and it just sort of all came together.

It just made sense.

I just... I'm sorry.

I thought I was, like, an incredible actor.

Oh, you are.

It's just that the show needs you to die.

Is there, like, a SAG-AFTRA representative

who I can talk to?

Or, like, I just need to write someone a letter,

or, like, can I have another audition or something?

Like, is there anything that I can do?

There's just... there's no room

for a discussion on this, Portia.

I'm sorry.

Um, I'm just gonna leave this here.

Ah, shit. What do we do now?

How far do you want to go?

Do it, yeah.

- Pia?
- Dory!

- Hi.
- You're back.

Yeah, what are you doing here?

I'm so happy to see you.

Why are you, um, cleaning the floor with a toothbrush?

I wanted to, for Edwin.

It's the least I could do.

Are you here to see Brick?

No. Actually, no.

I think I left my wallet here last night,

- so we just came by just to... just to check.
- We?

Dory, are you here with someone else?

No. No, I am not. No. I just...

I didn't mean to...

- Who is that?
- Oh, okay.

I'm sorry to bother you. Have a nice day!

All right, come on, come on.

Edwin! Brick!

They're taking our trash!

Go, go, go, go go!

We just wanted to let everybody know we had a break-in last night.

We wrote them in English and Spanish, so...

You should get a weapon, just in case.

I have a bat.

I have something way better.

- Mom.
- Oh!

I keep forgetting you have your own key.

They're killing Garcia.

Who's Garcia?

My character on "Surviving Essex."

Oh! I thought you were talking about a real person.

No, Mom. Like, I don't get to do the show anymore.

What did you do wrong?

I didn't do anything wrong. They love me.

No, let's be real, Portia.

If they liked you,

they would've kept you alive and talking.

Mom, that's not how television works, okay?

The creators have a story that they have to tell,

and sometimes the kill

their most beloved characters off

to keep people entertained.

Well, if you're going to defend them,

I don't know what position you want me to take

in this matter.

I just came here 'cause I thought you could give me,

like, a little sympathy.

Oh, boo hoo. I mean, really, come on.

Your character didn't make a lick of sense.

I mean, here you are, this privileged white person

from the Upper West Side playing an illegal immigrant

who somehow gets a job with the NYPD?

I mean, you're basically stealing

from the Latina community.

You watched it.

Well...

This is starting to feel a little useless.

You know, that's the thing about P.I. work

is there's a lot of dead ends.

And then you're sitting outside in your car

for the 15th straight hour, sick off deli coffee and...

you know, you want to give up,

thinking about how your dad never forgave you

for not taking over the family business,

and then boom... it just comes to you, you know?

You put it all together and you figure out

how to find that scared little girl

and bring her back home to her family,

safe and sound.

And you remember why you're doing it to begin with,

and that it's okay to be a lone wolf.

That's a little cheesy.

Sorry.

No, no.

- Nah.
- That's great.

Yeah, I don't know. You want another beer?

- Yeah.
- Yeah?

All right.

- Here.
- Thanks.

Jesus.

Hey, why do you even have a taser?

My aunt had it

when she thought her life was in danger,

but she doesn't need it anymore.

She's dead.

Could you not touch all my crap?

What are you doing?

So I looked it up, and the taser's worth $500,

so I'm either gonna take one big thing

that's equal to that

or a bunch of small things that add up to that.

- Okay?
- No, you're not.

Okay? Can you just take this back, then?

Because I actually bought my stuff

'cause I like my stuff.

I don't like this. Take this.

- No, we're already doing this.
- Okay.

How much is this? It's cute.

Maybe I can wear it to lunch next week

when I finally meet my dad.

Jesus.

Would you please put that back, okay?

That's my girlfriend, Dory's.

You don't have to look away.

They're just human tits.

I know I don't have to look away.

I just prefer not to see your breasts.

Look. Turn around.

So, who do you think looks better,

me or your girlfriend?

I think that you both have a certain charm.

Can you please take that off?

- Okay.
- Jesus.

Our mission at Pour

is to provide clean and healthy water for villages in Uganda.

With your help, we can change the landscape of Africa

and leave a legacy of life for tomorrow.

Because we all speak the language of friendship.

Thank you in advance for your support.

Thank you!

Thank you guys so much. Whoa.

Sorry.

It's like I've never been on stage before.

I have. I have been on stage.

Don't make me list my credits,

um, I was Mack the Knife on stage 13 years ago

in my high school production of "Threepenny Opera", bitch.

Uh, what I do want to say

is that when you take a sip of water tonight,

I want you to feel fucking guilty.

In all seriousness, we do need your help.

We really do.

We raised enough money to get here, tonight,

but tonight-tonight, we need to raise enough money

to make clean water in Africa a reality.

Okay.

If you guys are with me, let's do this.

Okay? Invest in Pour.

No! That didn't count!

- That's in!
- No, that does not count!

That went in.

No, because your legs crossed the line.

There's no line. There's no line.

That's the whole point! Yes!

- I don't see your line.
- Your legs crossed this one.

- I'm a renegade.
- No, it doesn't count.

All right, you want to, uh, should we get back to it?

Yeah, sure.

So how long have you and this Dory chick been together?

I don't know, about three years.

Why?

What do you mean, "why"?

I do not see you two together, dude.

Um...

I mean, like, we're really good friends,

so we're really comfortable with each other,

if that's what you mean.

Sounds like you don't fuck.

No, we do.

Yeah, yeah. We definitely do.

Not a lot lately, I guess, 'cause things have been

pretty stressful around here, but, uh...

we do.

I see myself in your hazy eyes

Hands on my side, moves just like mine

I could feel you on my shoulder, I could die

I really like this song.

I like songs that take you there, you know?

Yeah.

Wait, didn't you say

you found a piece of a check earlier?

- Can I see it?
- Yeah.

- This one?
- Yeah.

TW Brownway.

I'm a head Realtor at TW Brownway.

Wait, TW Brownway.

That's the company that that crazy lady Lorraine

I was telling you about...

that's the company that she worked for. Huh.

Maybe she actually did know something.

Yeah, no, no, no. That's interesting.

TW Brownway is real estate, so...

I don't know, maybe they own the Bellow & Hare building?

Yeah, but then why would TW Brownway

be sending a check to the cult?

Shouldn't it be the other way around?

Ooh, you feel that?

Hairs on the back of your neck standing up on end.

What does Dory do to turn you on?

Uh, I don't know.

Does she dance for you?

Yeah, like weddings.

Does she bite your lip?

No, but I understand what you're talking about.

Does she sit on your big, fat snake?

You're a nice guy.

I'm tired of not knowing where all the nice guys are.

Yeah, I have a girlfriend, so I can't, uh, do this.

So does everybody.

You got to go.

I've never been more disrespected in my life.

- This is crazy, right?
- Yeah.

- This is... this is really good.
- Yeah.

You don't think it's just, like, a coincidence, right?

No, no. You do this stuff long enough,

you realize there's no such thing as coincidence.

In fact, you know what I think?

What?

Shit, I'm gonna get myself in trouble here.

No, why?

I just can't stop looking at you.

Oh.

What if we just want to dance?

I just find you stunning.

If you knew all the things

I want to do to you right now...

What if we want to dance?

Nothing else matters, anyway

- You like that?
- Oh.

Me and my buddies all got it.

I can't tell you what it means, though,

'cause, you know, we took an oath.

No, you don't have to tell me. It's okay.

So sexy.

Oh, shit. I got to take this.

Yeah, sure.

Yeah, huh?

Oh, Goddamn it. That was today?

Oh, well, isn't that perfect?

You know what, though? Steven is not her father.

No... hey!

Calm the fuck down!

Hello? God!

- Really sorry about that.
- Oh.

You know, that's not the way

that I wanted to, you know, tell you...

I-Is everything okay?

- No, it's my ex-wife.
- Oh, right.

I have a daughter, Caitlin. Mm.

Here, I got a picture of her on here.

It's a while ago. They grow up really fast.

- Yeah, she's beautiful.
- Yeah.

It was the only good thing to come out of the marriage.

Right.

Just, divorce sucks.

- Yeah.
- It's the worst.

No. I get it, you know?

You know you make me feel

like the kind of man I want to be?

You do. I mean that.

Yeah.

I probably shouldn't even say this so directly,

but, you know, I really think I'm falling for you.

- Wow.
- I know, I know... hey.

- That's quick.
- No...

- I know, I know.
- Yeah, yeah.

It's very... it's very soon, you know?

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. But you don't have to say anything.

- Okay, I won't. No, I won't.
- Don't say anything.

- You just let that marinate.
- Okay.

- Yeah, mm-hmm.
- You want to join me in the shower?

- No, I'm okay, actually.
- You sure?

I think I'm just gonna, like, chill here

and look at my phone.

- Okay.
- Yep.

Oh, hey. You know, I was thinking, TW Brownway...

they cut rebate checks for taxes,

so it's possible that could be a coincidence,

but I think we should check it out anyway.

Yeah, sure.

You sure you don't want to join?

I got a real nice body wash.

Smells like grapes.

- Hey.
- Hey.

Uh, neighbor came over earlier, gave us a taser.

Oh.

Hey, you think it'd be good for us to have this, right?

You know, so I can protect us.

Yeah.

Um, so I ordered some Brooklyn Soul.

I wasn't sure if you're hungry.

Oh.

If you want any, it should be here soon.

That was nice of you.

Uh, yeah, I just kind of want to take a shower

and get into my PJs, you know?

- Okay, yeah.
- Mm-hmm.

Hey, Dory, I got to tell you something.

Um, okay, so, you know the neighbor

came over with the taser.

Um, and I didn't invite her over

or anything like that.

She just came and was, like, hanging out,

and then one thing led to another

and she put on some music,

and, uh, she started dancing.

You know, like sexy dancing.

Okay.

And that was it.

I mean, she put on the music, and then started, like,

moving around the living room with her hips

and stuff like that,

and she, you know, came close to me,

but then when I started to realize what had happened,

I stopped the music and I kicked her out.

And that's it.

There was no kissing or anything...

anything like that.

It was just that... dancing and then she's out.

Oh, my God. Dory, are you upset?

No.

- Hey, hey, look.
- I'm so sorry.

Nothing happened. I promise.

No, I know. It's okay.

I am so sorry.

I swear, I would never do anything to hurt you.

I'm so sorry. I messed up.

I'm just tired. I'm just really tired.

Are you sure?

I promise you.

You can tell me if you're mad at me.

It's okay. I understand.

- Baby, I'm sorry.
- I'm just tired.

- You sure?
- Yeah.

So what's next for the great Elliott Goss?

You know, I just want to be good to myself.

You know, maybe drink a little too much tonight,

find a heated pool, invite a friend.

You want me to be your friend?

Mm-hmm.

Okay. Well, one last question.

Um, you said in your sophomore year of high school,

- you developed cancer, right?
- Mm-hmm.

It was like... it was like 15?

- 15, yeah.
- Oh, my gosh.

I am still trying to wrap my head around the fact

that you were bedridden with stage-four lymphoma

while playing the physically challenging lead role

of Mack the Knife.

Okay, so... so I was 16.

You were 16. You were 16.

- 16.
- Oh, my gosh.

- Always switch those two.
- Totally understand.

Well, I'm just going to write that down

and check in with your family, your friends,

and your doctors just to make sure

that everything is squared away.

You know, like the truth.

Hmm.

'Cause I feel that our readers

are gonna want to know who you really are.

I have to go to the bathroom.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's right over there.

Yeah, I'm gonna pop out, but you hang out.

- Thanks.
- And I'll be right back.

- Do you want another one?
- Yes.

I would love one. Thank you.

Mm-hmm.