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Ecaterina

Mr

President wants to see you

Olga

give him another hand

We ran out

Lavieta forgot to order it

Give him a relium then

Looks like the president's schedule

just changed

We'll reach out to you

General

to arrange a new appointment

Mr

General

the President has found time

for you after all

Mr

President

How are things in Europe

People are starving

First military enlistment has

caused men to flee abroad

Immobilize the arm

How is that

It is the migration wave

Women have gathered along the

border

They are asking us to let them

into Belarus

Our allies commented on this as

follows

The West talks so much about human

rights

but unleashes dogs on women at

the Polish border

Considering the development of

democracy and freedom of speech

it is the West that should be

labeled totalitarian

I want to get in

Could you please help us

We

as honorable people

can open that border

OK

you

Mr

President

there is a muscular injection

of relying

of course

What about the UK

Bicycles became their main transportation

and they've fallen into poverty

Disruptions in the supply chain

have led to a surge in fuel prices

This will put you at ease

Mr

President

They can't even afford to heat

their bones

Inflation has reached its highest

level in 30 years

It turns out that their sanctions

have affected themselves the

most

And what about the U.S.

Their..

Interference in the affairs of

other nations to reduce their

energy dependence upon us has

led to an increase in global

warming and weather-related catastrophes

This has cost the USA roughly

$165 billion alone in the past

year

we estimate

By 2027

this figure should reach the

trillion dollar mark

This will be followed by a mass

exodus of Americans

Why

Due to flooding of coastal cities

expansion of deserts and extreme

heat with temperatures up to

60 degrees Celsius

it will be impossible for

Comfort accustomed Americans to

exist

Mr

President

123 and up

What is that she shot you on

You kill him

Gloria

I won't let you baptize this bastard

Sit down

Let him in

Look what he's making me do

Look who I've become because of

him

Eat

Cold food is bad for your stomach

Cousins Maria Ivanovna and Vladimir

Spiranovich Putin from Leningrad

have always wanted a child

Mom

please don't do this

I can't protect you from your

stepfather any longer

Forget me

Why

We We won't see each other again

I'm sorry

I'm not baptized

Congratulations on your new position

with the presidential administration

Come

I'll introduce you to Yeltsin

Who would have thought

The president has been going through

some hard times lately on February

12th

the Security Council of the

Russian Federation made a decision

to physically neutralize Dzhokhar

Dudaev

Dzhokhar's death would seal our

victory in Chechnya

OK

help me

Help me carry him to the bathroom

Sorry

You know

Boris may feel uncomfortable

if he sees a stranger in the shower

so wait for us in the office

Look

he's making himself at home

Had you listened

dumbass

this chair would already be yours

Mr

President

I've cooked so many things for

you

you know

Dumplings with meat

I hope you like them

Jam rolls

All kids love jam rolls

We have a room for you

I think you will

Yeah

This is my son

He's a little explorer

He just came back from a Luxato

trip

From the Krasnoyarsk region

He was at his grandparents there

Please treat him well

He's..

He's someone special

Just be home before 9

Excuse me

what's this line for

Is there something to eat there

Pickle

Pickle

When you hold vodka in your mouth

it gets absorbed faster

The red face there robbed a liquor

store last night

He keeps the vodka in his bathtub

and only brings it out in that

fish tank

Pickle

No

Wake up

Money

Pickle

Yes

Will you buy me a round too

No

Why not

I have no money

I'll keep what I find

Get him

Stand up to him or you'll have

no life here

OK

he's good

If you want to be one of us

you have to remember it's better

to die standing than live on

your knees

Can I get my money back now

I'll show you how to earn it

I know how to kill to Karda Taev

For three days

all the power sources in Chechnya

that might interfere with tracking

the Taev stone should be disabled

to reduce flight time

All our aircraft should be on

standby

along with the airborne A1 Type

Lab

Aircraft missiles on the Russian

Su-27 fighter jets should be

coded to detect a signal from

the Dyabspawn

All we need to do is wait for

him to make a call

Sure

There is a small problem though

You need to know the codes for

the Saturn satellite form network

that do die fuses

There is a guy who knows them

Do not hesitate

There is a guy who knows them

What guy

Bill Clinton

March 13th

1996 will go down with history

not only as the day of the anti

terrorist forum in Egypt

it will also be stamped on the

pages of history books

As the day on which the whole

free world came together in the

fight against terrorism

I would like to welcome the President

of the United States of America

Mr

Bill Clinton

Mr

President

better refrain from making phone

calls for a while

Shut your mouth

Good to see your joy in being

a second third president

Sadly

people last long enough to see

the end of it

Boris General Lev Yakovlevich

has turned the army against you

The power in the country will

be taken over by his party

our home rushing

But if you want

things could take a different

turn

How

In the moment

left locally

will be shot dead by his wife

Forgot to ask

I want in return

We have an order to take Nikolai

Dmitriyevichkovalu

Is he being detained to the Kremlin

You're coming with us

Nikolai

what's going on

I'm the director of the Federal

Security Service

Not anymore

Based on the presidential decree

you will delegate your powers

to the newly appointed FSS director

Vladimir Putin

What is each of you responsible

for

Estima's department

Anti-terrorist department

Russia's Federal Security Service

Academy

Department of Forward Studies

and Strategic Planning

HR and Management Department

Information Security Center

Directorate A

Head of the Organizational and

Inspection Board of the Personnel

and Organizational Department

of the Federal Security Service

Nikolay Platonovich Patrushev

You will put your current tasks

aside

And focus on collecting intelligence

on just one target

What's the target

Boris Hilton

You can see me

I'm exiled here for my sins

just like you

Welcome to the most forsaken place

on earth

Those are the most wanted men

in the entire Soviet Union

They are hiding from the law enforcement

of this contaminated land

How did you end up here

My mother

The woman

she hated me

She said I destroyed her life

when I was born

So I have dedicated mine to saving

other girls

How

I stole them from bad mothers

What's your name

Call me Legion

for I am many

They are working on cesium

a radioactive metal that penetrated

the soil after the reactor failed

in Chernobyl

Cesium penetrates your muscles

and internal organs

Is there anyone in town who can

get to it

That's the guy

Ivan Petrov goes by Miche

He used to be an army scientist

in Chernobyl

His wife and children died after

the meltdown

When the light turns a very red

There is a lot of cesium

Now he'll use the aluminium

Took it as a radioactive soil

And extract pure cesium

Do you want to hear more

Why hasn't he kicked the bucket

yet

Wasn't that thing supposed to

be deadly

Do not fail me

It's Prussian Blue

The army always has inventions

that are 20 years ahead

You can also use cesium too

Poison knows you wanted to kill

in a cruel way

The KGB will buy it in bulk from

us

Fight him

You kill him

you only get what's here

You pay him

to gain a supplier of an infinite

amount of cesium

Then you'll be able to sell for

a fortune

What's it gonna be for a while

You took my advice to heart brother

but events have changed

Run back to the villa instead

and save the files of the KGB

agents in the German Democratic

Republic

They are gonna be worth more than

sees him soon

6000 Bundesbear sappers have just

begun blowing up the burning

wall

Boba

The people you hear are overthrowing

your regime at this very moment

Where do you think they're headed

now

You can fire a Serb legal by the

book

Lieutenant Colonel Vladimir Putin

I need the assistance of the

closest unit of the Soviet army

There's nothing we can do

We need an order from Moscow

but Moscow is signed

The country you served no longer

exists

Don't

They're closing in on us

Lieutenant Kirk

Why don't you try talking to them

This is a House of friendship

between the USSR and the GTR

and we are only interpreters

Let's go

Let's go

Say as they know

This is a House of friendship

between the USSR and the GTR

We are only interpreters

Get in the Wahabi's Mercedes and

run

Run

Hey

My hand

Shit

Ow

Who's your brave's to

You sell the hats later outside

of the train station

Hat price

No foot bus for us

Get in

You know this guy

We'll be only in a sec

It's an independent cab

Where to

The Armitage

All right

Why are you driving barefoot

I'm saving my shoes

Looks like the lights are broken

Come on

move

Are you kidding

I'll pay double for a high stakes

ride

All right

sure

Whatever

Get out of the car

Damn pigs

You know the fine for running

a red light

They rigged the lights to force

drivers to break the law

They want a bribe

What do you mean

Forgive me

Colonel

I didn't realize

Don't even think about it

And bear you this bloodsucker

I'd break that out of you

idiot

You almost ran him over

He called me a punk

There is nothing but pompaders

in the city

Give them the plate number

Can you even reach the pedals

Of course I can

I'm trying

I'm not..

You know where you're going

To our yard

Open the window so the kid gets

you

They're gonna lose it

It won't open

My leg

We gotta run

I can't straighten it

We can't leave you here

in a penal colony

No

Get him out of here

papa

Stop right there

Go

Stop on a chute

This is my son

Pine

This is Briltus

Those three work for me

Michael

Gabriel

Raphael

Go

join them

In the beginning was the Word

and the Word was with God

And the Word was God

The same was with God in the beginning

All things were made by him

and without him was not anything

made that was made

In him was life

and the life

the light of man

The light shines in the darkness

and the darkness has not overcome

it

Anyone who will not receive the

kingdom of God

like a little child

will never enter it

Today it's not working for me

Samuel

How much are you going to pay

me

Nothing

You lived your childhood years

in darkness

Now

you will fish people out of it

These boys

like you

They didn't have an easy childhood

Here they learned 10 simple rules

that might set them on their

right path

You lost the bike to a tiger

buddy

That man

you know

Vova Putin

How old is he now

17

You've grown

skinny

Or maybe you just look bigger

next to him

Is that really the best you can

do

You remember when we beat you

up

And when I brushed your face

Vova

You want to spend your whole life

being knocked around and hit

him as hard as you can

Nice

What a cozy place

you bet

In breaking news

protests have erupted in the

capital city of Moscow in response

to recent announcements made

by Lithuania

Latvia

Estonia and Ukraine

What will you do in this brave

new world

Holodia

I still have the company's Volgon

I can work as a cabbie for the

rest of my life

Hurry up

Move forward

Take it up to 50

Run that red light

I said run it

Great timing

What kind of driving is that

you

A lot of coincidence

brother

We have to celebrate this

Do you know this game

Vladia

In rotten America

they call it paintball

You shoot pellets to bruise your

opponents

Show your booties

babes

Oh

maybe I should be wearing this

The costumes are from America

too

From what's its name

Playboy

Better to shoot them in the ass

or you could shoot their eye

out

Each of us has a different color

paint

The Bunny you hit

we'll go to bed with you

Ready

set

go

Come on

old man

Aren't you a sportsman or something

How do you know

Like children

I can give them to you forever

Don't look

Don't look

Only one thing enters me

Where did you get the Playboy

costumes

And the rest of the gear

Ever since I made myself a beef

in law

I can get you any contraband

you want

Palladia

Anything

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday

dear Daniel

Happy birthday to you

I'm sorry to bother you

Mr

Mayor

but Vladimir Putin is here to

see you

He claims to know you

and he wants to give you his

birthday wishes

Get rid of him

Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin

the special services officer

you met in the Leningrad City

Council before you became mayor

That KGB clown

Hey

get that Putin in here

My warmest wishes for your 54th

birthday

Mr

Mayor

My present came late

so please forgive me if it takes

a moment

What they're repeating

Forget the present

Tell me

where did you get

Those shoes

A toast for a host's good health

to the mayor of Petersburg

Diggin

Putin

Uh

that's right

You're not really familiar with

our fancy food

This is the caviar

This is the blini

the champagne

You should know that one

right

We are living in strange times

when we can stuff our faces with

delicacies but have nothing to

wipe our asses with

Is that so

Mr

Mayor

I had no idea

Of course you hadn't

The KGB didn't educate you on

the consequences of privatization

the economic reforms

and then freeing up the market

Please explain

Nor the fact that there's no toilet

paper in Russia

Yeah

Excuse me

Mr

Mayor

my gift has arrived

What a moron

Where did he get him

And it's white

not Gray

Forgive me

Anatoly Alexandrovich

especially for you

Mr

Mayor

How did you manage to pull off

the impossible

Hey

get it cleaned

I can do impossible things on

the spot

The impossible things were enough

in Landingra

St

Petersburg needs miracles for

Latia

Can you do miracles

Well

miracles might take me an extra

five minutes

That's fortunate

because I am looking for a miracle

worker

To be the chairman of the Foreign

Affairs Committee

for my offer from you

make your first wish

I want a permit from the Ministry

of Economy to export Russian

raw materials out of St

Petersburg..

Avidayev..

Fat pig from the Ministry

He's turned me down three times

now

and he's the reason I started

drinking before noon

Hey

ho

Have you held the wrong table

or is this a deliberate attempt

to disrupt my meal

My friend had a dream that you

issued him a permit to exchange

Russian raw materials for food

from the West to the port in

this beautiful city

It's unfortunate

Bill

Dreams don't always come true

in reality

Yeah

Now get to have

yeah

Let me finish my dinner in peace

Well

I just came here for dessert

This really necessary

Look

I'm sure we can work something

out

You want me to issue the permit

to Socheng

It's done

I want nothing anymore

Tatiana

baby

it's all good

You are doing fine

Twitched and shattered the plate

with his head

Coals of death

Pneumonia to my first deputy

Cheers

Cheers

As part of the Raw Materials for

Food program

the Ministry of Russian Economy

has granted me a license to export

primary commodities through the

port in Petersburg

What does this mean for you

beans

It means from now on

You can sell our timber

cotton

tobacco

metals

oil

and even the Soviet Army's munitions

But from now on

every thief who wants to get

an export permit will come to

me and pay

$250,000 for the meeting

Anatole Alexandrovich

I have to go to the bathroom

It's less than what you had to

spend on bribes

Anyone who does not accept the

deal must leave

immediately

I don't think she can make it

without her husband

There are the issues

Point blank

Don't procrastinate

To rebuild the Soviet Union

offer your people a common enemy

they can unite against

In baked Chechnya again

Start a war using the Wahhabis

You sold cesium too

Salam alaikum

Walaikum salam

Shamil is expecting you

What future do you see for the

caliphate

brother

Future

I don't mean the caliphate in

terms of Chechnya

Then what

I mean the future in which Shamil

Somanovich establishes an Islamic

caliphate all over the Northern

Caucasus together

And you're my little brother

First

take over Dagestan

What about Russia

Russia has given us the go ahead

A group of Chechen units under

the leadership of Shamil Batayev

have launched a surprise attack

on the Jestin

an autonomous republic within

the Russian Federation

The attack is believed to mark

the start of the second Chechen

war

The Russian military has been

deployed to the area to confront

the invading forces

Have it turned off

This situation is currently developing

and we will continue to provide

updates as more information becomes

available

Turn it off

And you get your ass to the nearest

window

Look at those Muscovites

Do you really think they care

about some Dagestani

They don't give a damn because

70% of them don't even know where

it is

For now

I don't need you

Only the FSS

Today

in the town of Boynosk in Dagestan

a truck filled with explosives

has blown up outside a residential

building where Russian soldiers

were stationed

64 people have been killed and

several dozen others injured

The Russian authorities blame

the terrorist attack on Chechen

separatists

Come on

Let's go

Okay

come on

let's go

Hey

Today

a tragic incident occurred in

the southeast district of Moscow

An explosion of several hundred

kilograms of explosives on the

first floor of a nine-story apartment

building caused the loss of 106

lives

while 690 individuals were injured

and 108 apartments were destroyed

According to an anonymous source

the incident was a retaliation

act by Chechens in response to

the Russian bombardment of Chechen

villages

The authorities have yet to confirm

the cause of the explosion and

an investigation is ongoing

Attaboy

Now let's double it

September 13th

1999 was supposed to be a national

mourning day to commemorate the

victims of the previous bomb

attack

however

at 5:00

I am in southern Moscow

A powerful explosion destroyed

an eight-story apartment building

in Kashirskoyechosa

Killing

Excuse me

are you aware that we're alive

right now

Killing 124 people and injuring

seven

My hands feel like clapping to

more cities and we're done

Another explosion outside a nine

story apartment building in Volgodonsk

in southern Russia has killed

17 people

Don't do that

Stop

How can I help you

On the evening of September 22nd

a watchful resident in Razan

spotted two men carrying bags

of sugar into the basement of

his apartment building

The militia evacuated the tenants

and the substance in the bags

tested positive for explosive

materials

The militia has also informed

us that a telecommunication company

employee overheard a call in

which someone was warned to be

alert for militia patrols

The number from which the call

was made has been traced back

to the FSS office

In Moscow

FSS Director General Nikolai

Patrushev is our guest today

It was an exercise carried out

by the Moscow FSS office to establish

the level of readiness of the

Riazin branch of the FSS

The test of the explosive substance

yielded a false positive result

due to the contamination caused

by previous testing

Can you explain to our viewers

why the primers found next to

the bags were real

I can't disclose all the details

of our operations

Thank you for your extensive explanation

General

We are happy to hear that it was

just an exercise that gave a

couple of the residents a heart

attack

The alert resident has been rewarded

by the governor

With a coupon for two liters of

vodka and two kilograms of semi-dry

kielbasa

Where do you get these people

Hit it

Hit it again

She's an Arab

We see worse things every day

Is there anything I can do for

you

son

Can you

father

Yeah

nice meeting you

I'll ask

Then the ceremony of uniting your

soul with that of Jesus can be

arranged

Vladimir

I can't wait for that

I want you to baptize me now

The servant of God

Vladimir

is baptized in the name of the

Father

Amen

of the Son

Amen

and of the Holy Spirit

Amen

As Prosecutor General of the Russian

Federation

I have initiated a formal inquiry

into certain companies associated

with the Kremlin

It is my duty to ensure justice

and transparency in our nation's

dealings

and I will stop at nothing to

get to the bottom of this matter

You must silence him

Olga

I can't silence everyone

Boris

The attorney general's after you

There are too many of them

What am I supposed to do then

It's dangerous to try to keep

a secret

better to forget about it

It's dangerous to try to keep

a secret

Better to forget about it

And waiting for death is much

worse than death itself

Can you be more specific

Hand your power over to me

Only I can save you

and your family from prison in

order to guarantee immunity

I must be president

I deeply apologize for not meeting

your expectations for a better

future

I could have done more

and could have done it better

Right now we are setting a precedent

the transfer of presidential

power

I tried to call

but your secretary wouldn't give

me a number

Congratulations on your success

Unfortunately

I failed to be like a deputy

of the state

No

I hope

considering our old friendship

that you might lend a

Of course you can ignore me

but if you do decide to help

an old comrade

I'll be forever

No need

Anatoly

There is no need

Mr

Vladimir Putin

Did you see my new shoes

How does it feel to be so close

to something you've been working

toward for years

But imagine you won't become president

because that scumbag will inform

law enforcement of your past

in Petersburg

and you'll end up in prison

You think he wouldn't do that

Then what did he mean by considering

our old friendship

For an old comrade

Do you think he used the word

ignore by accident

What about patting you on the

arm in a patronizing manner

He'll sell you out

even if you offer him a position

as a minister

You're a tasty morsel swimming

in a pool of piranhas

I would rather eat or be eaten

The elections take place in three

months

I assure you

our country

Will not be ungoverned even for

a moment

I warn you that any attempt to

abuse the law

including the Constitution

shall be curbed

The freedom of speech

thought

mass communication and the right

to private ownership are the

basic elements of a civilized

state

and they shall be protected

And the results are in for the

2000 presidential election in

Russia

Vladimir Putin has won with 53.44%

of the votes

This marks his victory in the

race for the presidency

We will bring you more details

as they become available

Can't you see your president wants

to kick this crew out

you fool

Now

Stop recording

Wait for Mr

President in the conference room

What are you so happy about

About the 53.44%

It's an embarrassing result

What would have been the satisfactory

result for you

Mr

President

100

Let's start this party

Would you rather be a cause or

an effect

A leaf blowing in the wind or

the wind that blows it

If you want to be the latter

it's time you stopped living

in the existing reality and started

creating it instead

Enter

Enter

Mr

President

General Nikolay Blatonovich Petrushev

Petrushev has arrived

Honey

Mr

President

Take a seat

Patrushev

I'm not going to deceive myself

that the explosion sufficiently

affected the soul of Russia

If we want to inspire the modern

Russia

we must offer them something

beyond media circus

We need media theater

This is my opinion

Now you say it

Mr

President

you are..

I'm not going to deceive myself

I'm not going to deceive myself

that the exploding buildings

affected the soul of Russia

patiently

I'm not going to deceive myself

that the exploding buildings

sufficiently affected the soul

of Russia

Really

if we want to inspire the modern

Russian

we must offer them something

beyond a

A media circus

We need media theatre

This is my opinion

A most interesting one

How are you going to put this

theatre into effect then

Patrushev

We demand the termination of the

war in Chechnya and let the media

withdraw the full Russian troops

Get the mic full

They can't hear it

There are Russian special services

guys in the audience

Follow me

He's an agent

Shoot first

then ask that one and that one

One more

Back off on the stage now

He wasn't an agent

but I just wanted to sit next

to you

And actually

I'm torn

I want to kill you

But I want to save your child

How long have you planned this

situation to last

Patrushev

57 hours

Mr

President

After that time

Russian special units Alpha and

Vimpel will storm the theater

The killing of 40 terrorists on

the spot by putting bullets in

their heads

That includes the females in suicide

vests

Stop

Towards your hands

Don't shoot

They're releasing a hostage

Fifty-seven hours

Mr

President

after that time

Russian special units Alpha and

Vimple will storm the theater

killing all the 40 terrorists

on the spot by putting bullets

in their heads

And that includes the females

And that includes the females

in suicide vests

Black Widow number one

What an amazing strategy that

crushed

Get to work

You also happen to have killed

129 hostages

Doesn't really matter if you eliminate

terrorists

right

Do we really have to manipulate

the election results

I mean the president has strong

support in opinion polls

weak opposition

full control over the administration

the militia

the army and the special services

Ignore me

You want to keep working here

We we were just saying

Mr

President

tell them to pretend you're not

here

Speak up as if I wasn't here

We can't

let Mr

President know we were falsifying

the election results

He He wouldn't approve

But the system needs to make it

look like the results are spectacular

for the good of our leader and

the country

Can we assume that the more we

manipulate the results in the

electoral committee

the brighter the future for the

local politicians and their regions

This kind of parsification could

even be a tribute with which

the governor could get away the

future crimes in his jurisdiction

Or it could be an illegal

Subsidy or from the central government

to help reduce debt in the region

or to secure a spot on the list

of host cities for the World

Cup

It's crucial

though

that the Kremlin never learns

of the actual extent of actual

fraud

Russian politicians and officials

wouldn't dare

To report their manipulations

to their superiors

Why not

Because falsifying the election

results means failure to perform

their assigned task

The presidential elections in

Russia have reached a decisive

outcome

with President Vladimir Putin

coming out on top in the first

round with a commanding 71.2%

of the vote

This is a clear mandate from the

Russian people

solidifying President Putin's

position as the leader of the

nation

I think he's having a stroke

Call an ambulance quick

Have you ever considered what

will happen when your successor

discovers this mess

I have a simple puzzle for you

Vladimir

What must you do to score 100%

in every election

Save the youngest if you have

to only shoot the teenagers

yeah

Russia

Speak in the air

I would see you

dumbass

We are not Russian censors

Of course you are not the only

thing

We are members of the very first

movement of the Russian-speaking

citizen of Crimea

You can't go into the president

has a meeting with the Olympic

Committee

What is this

Olympic medalist

Alina Kabaeva

I'm asking

what is your hand doing on her

butt

She's my new wife

I am erasing you from the history

books

old Miller

We've seen the President picking

mushrooms

fishing

piloting military aircraft

practicing judo

and talking one day to a dog

But now

the President and Prime Minister

of the Russian Federation

Vladimir Putin

has made himself known as a fearless

tiger tank

The accident happened last Sunday

in the Asarsky Nature Reserve

which Vladimir Putin was visiting

towards scientists to research

tigers

During a photo shoot

one of the tigers unexpectedly

broke free and endangered-- Are

you totally out of your bloody

mind

Mr

Vladimir Putin took matters into

his own hands and-- From now

on

you are not allowed to watch

television

Forever

Samara

Yes

Vladimir

Turn off the TV

Of course

Cut the internet too

Cut the internet too

Do you want to keep the computer

As a non-functional mock-up

As a non-functional mock-up

I think it'd be good to keep up

appearances

Mr

President

Some simple screensaver

perhaps

Fine

The Constitution of the Russian

Federation must be changed to

ensure your lifelong rule

Dustin

do you want to know the results

What's the point in finding out

something that's already been

predetermined

Countrymen

here are the nationwide results

of the polls on the amendments

to the Constitution of the Russian

Federation

An overwhelming 77.9% of votes

have been cast in favor

This means that President Vladimir

Putin will have the opportunity

to remain in office until 2036

Thanks to these historic amendments

The chamber hasn't helped

You are falling apart

Vova

it's time to rest

At last

I can take over

Children

it is the last hour

And just as you have heard

that the Antichrist is coming

So now

Many antichrists have appeared

Where are you

Show yourself

It is the last hour

They went out from us

but they did not belong to us

For if they had belonged to us

they would have remained with

us

But their departure made it clear

that none of them belonged to

us

You

However

I am back from hell

You're still in it

And all of you know the truth

What is hell to you

A place where all hope is lost

Hope for what

Hope of ever seeing him again

Any Kingdom which is divided against

itself is heading for ruin

And house collapses against house

so too with Satan if he is divided

against himself

How can his kingdom last

In the beginning was the word

And the word was with God

And the word was God

The same was with God in the beginning

All things were made by Him

And without Him was not anything

made that was made

I've heard that before

But you didn't listen

The reason for your existence

is to provide people a choice

between good and evil

Regardless of what you do

you will reach the end that he

has planned for you

and you have no way of changing

that as all evil runs towards

its self-destruction

When will my end come

Only he knows that

Do you know what's most beautiful

in a global military conflict

It's totally unpredictable

like a brick

shot

and pull when the balls roll

in all directions and their trajectory

is beyond all control

You encouraged them to do that

How could that even cross your

mind

Three of the children are still

alive

Tie them to the bodies of their

dead mothers and put mines underneath

them

The empty strollers of the market

square symbolize a mark of their

dangerous

It is then

not any of the world's arms to

defend Ukraine's skies today

We're calling upon all adults

to stand as one defending the

remaining Ukrainian children and

ensuring their future

If you turn away from him

Vladimir

in a little over a year

I'll make you one of the most

important people in this country

Turn away from him

Fova

and in three years or so

I'll give you power over to this

country forever

And I'll make you the most powerful

man in the world

The course of a global war is

not your decision

or anybody else's

because you are all prisoners

of an infinite network of mutual

interactions

In the circumstances

a single spark is capable of

triggering

And

Persia

what about us

We are presenting this campaign

It's called war is peace

It's a shame I cannot present

it to you in its entirety

Mr

President

Just give me a rundown

Go ahead

Well then

we find ourselves in a park

Sun is shining

Long shadow is fallen

vibrant green dress

We see joyful men without lips

Without limbs

Yes

some have no legs

others no arms

Yet they are all young and incredibly

happy

They Is this campaign targeting

war veterans

No

they're not our target

We address those

Young

healthy boys who would gladly

sacrifice a leg or an arm for

their president

Vladimir Putin

During the war with Ukraine

We are currently not at war with

Ukraine

Mr

President

We won that conflict within the

first two days

remember

Who will they be fighting against

Ukrainians are

engaging in forbidden magical

practices

Russia and its army are liberators

Our special operation aims at

demilitarizing the Satanists from

Ukraine

In fact

it is a war against demonic forces

themselves

We must crush the Satanists before

it engulfs our homeland

What's your strategy to address

this

Our plan is to bring them back

to the Stone Age

The Satanists are preparing for

a war that will never happen

I believe this will culminate

in a nuclear strike

This is the most probable

scenario

Mr

President

And what about our soldiers

Our polls indicate that Russians

need the image of mass extermination

for people to foster resilience

and national unity

But we will go to heaven

while they will simply vanish

In a moment

a corridor for evacuating civilians

will be opened

30 seconds until the passage opens

Do you know

What's coolest about war

You can test new weapons on people

It's funny

though the answer seems obvious

that she never asked me what

I want in return

When consciousness is shutting

down

there is really nothing to fear

So stop fighting and relax

Boa

There is no need

There is really nothing to fear

No need

The oxygen concentrator stops

working

I'll try to run decompression

We are selling pancakes

and pancakes are home

And there you go

One

two

three

Safe

Sorry

but you have to be more specific

We're not sure which one of us

is supposed to save you