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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:08,000 初次见面。这次我想向大家详细介绍 将女孩子变成物品的秘诀和技巧。 2 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:15,975 看了这个,你一定能成为出轨的天才。 3 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:24,000 让我们一起享受最棒的出轨生活吧。 4 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,000 那么,开始吧。 5 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:53,988 那么,各位,我和大家一起 成为被评价为出轨天才的人。 6 00:00:54,012 --> 00:00:58,000 如果大家实践我教的东西, 就一定能成为出轨的天才。 7 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:08,975 那么,首先请第一位咨询者出场。 8 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,975 古鎮先生,请。 9 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:15,975 你好,我是古鎮。 10 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:17,975 你好,古鎮先生。初次见面。 11 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:18,977 初次见面。 12 00:01:19,001 --> 00:01:20,975 你的咨询是什么? 13 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:23,975 是的,想要一个伴侣。 14 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:27,975 原来如此。你想要和什么样的朋友变得亲密? 15 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:32,975 是的,我们公司的晚辈,有个叫爱川的人。 16 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:36,104 她很可爱,我在想, 接近她那样的方式行不行。 17 00:01:36,128 --> 00:01:39,975 我觉得她可能也会那样, 如果能够和她发生性关系就好了。 18 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:47,975 原来如此。和职场中的异性发生性关系。 这是男人的梦想啊。 19 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:48,977 是的。 20 00:01:49,001 --> 00:01:55,975 那么,首先,请大家一起来观看这个视频。 21 00:01:56,000 --> 00:02:04,000 有两位男女。他们同事, 他是普通员工,已经结婚了。 22 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:14,975 这样的男人,能和她做吗? 23 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:23,000 可以。绝对可以。 因为他拥有普通人没有的能力。 24 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:25,975 什么样的能力? 25 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:28,975 好吧,让我们继续看下去。 26 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:37,000 怎么了? 27 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:44,975 这里有点看不懂。 28 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:52,975 这个呢。这个,这个。 可能是这样可行。怎么样? 29 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,975 非常感谢。 30 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:59,975 呐呐,这个。借款位置。这次请客吧。 31 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:00,977 啊,借款位置吗? 32 00:03:01,001 --> 00:03:02,975 嗯。可以吗? 33 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:03,977 啊? 34 00:03:04,001 --> 00:03:05,975 你觉得什么呢?好吗? 35 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,000 嗯? 36 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:10,975 你请客吗? 37 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:14,975 你知道有什么好吃的店吗? 38 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:18,975 嗯,我根本没去过,所以不知道。 39 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:21,975 那,我认识的店也可以吗? 40 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:27,975 是的。嗯?由我请客吗? 41 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,975 嘛,去了之后再开心一下。好吗? 42 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,000 嗯?那是什么? 43 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:41,975 在对方遇到困难时,立刻伸出援手的能力。 44 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:46,975 嘴上虽然谦虚, 但遇到困难的时候还是希望得到帮助。 45 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:50,975 工作中遇到困难的事情多了去了。 46 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:58,975 如果能够自然地提供帮助, 职场女性差不多就能完全依靠你了。 47 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,975 原来如此。 48 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:06,975 一旦获得了信任, 它所带来的影响是无法估量的。 49 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:11,975 那么,接下来又会迎来怎样的展开呢? 50 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:17,975 啊,对了,上次的甜点事件。 51 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:21,975 啊,那是真的吗? 52 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,975 是啊。怎么了? 53 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:30,975 不是,因为你们已经结婚了吗。 54 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:32,975 嗯,也许吧。 55 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:36,975 那样的饭菜还是不要一起吃比较好。 56 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:37,976 嗯?不好吗? 57 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,975 嗯,不是很好吧? 58 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:44,975 哦,这样啊。那这次来我家吧。 59 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:47,975 嗯,但是你妻子什么的。 60 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:51,975 没关系,大家都来。我请你们吃好吃的。 61 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,975 嗯? 62 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,975 嘿,在家里不是很好吗? 63 00:04:56,000 --> 00:05:00,975 是啊,我也稍微想见见你的妻子。 64 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,975 她可能会很高兴的。 65 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:03,976 真的吗? 66 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,975 还有,我最近迷上了寿司。 67 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:08,975 寿司吗? 68 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:11,975 是的,我正在家里练习做寿司呢。 下次一定要尝尝我做的。 69 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,975 啊,好的。 70 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:14,975 好吗? 71 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:15,975 如果你愿意的话。 72 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:16,976 决定了哦。 73 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,975 是的。 74 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:26,975 虽然不知道为什么,但女性喜欢会做饭的男性。 75 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:33,975 只要学会了做饭,魅力就能提升50%, 而且遇到机会也会增加一倍以上。 76 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:38,975 这是恋爱中的必备技能,所以一定要学会。 77 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:45,975 另外,斧头对恋爱的执着也非常有效。 78 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:50,975 金枪鱼还好吗? 79 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:51,975 没关系。 80 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:52,976 请。 81 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,975 谢谢。 82 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,975 请享用。 83 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:59,975 夫人,今天不在吗? 84 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:03,975 今天他说有事情就出门了。 85 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,975 原来如此。 86 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:06,976 请。 87 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,975 我吃了。 88 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:13,975 这个金枪鱼,我绝对觉得会很好吃。 89 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:18,975 怎么样? 90 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:19,976 嗯。 91 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:23,975 好吃吗? 92 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:24,976 很好吃。 93 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,975 稍微有点硬。 94 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:27,975 是的。 95 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:28,976 对不起。 96 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,975 是不是听得太认真了?没关系吧? 97 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,975 没关系。很好吃。 98 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:34,975 真的吗? 99 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:35,976 是的。 100 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:37,975 很高兴你这么说。 101 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,975 嗯嗯嗯。 102 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,975 顺便说一下,我还沉迷于另一件事。 103 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:43,976 是什么? 104 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:45,975 最近沉迷于看测试。 105 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:46,975 测试? 106 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:47,975 给我看看。 107 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:48,976 啊? 108 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,975 我觉得可能会准。 109 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:51,976 能看吗? 110 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:53,975 有点儿。 111 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,975 有点儿?那看不到的东西。 112 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,975 啊?但是我能理解。 113 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,975 生命线对吧。 114 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,975 也许,我会变得幸福。 115 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:03,976 真的吗? 116 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:08,975 这样的事我做了可能会被说是性骚扰吧。 117 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,975 发现了一个好地方。 118 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,975 虽然看起来像是性骚扰,但又不能算性骚扰。 119 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:17,975 这就是出轨的基本原则。 120 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:20,000 原来如此。 121 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,975 你在喝酒吗? 122 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,975 我正在喝。 123 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:34,000 很好喝。 124 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,975 我也想喝那个。 125 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:38,976 这是你要的吗? 126 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,975 不是,有。 127 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:44,975 不是,现在。 128 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:45,976 请。 129 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:47,975 啊?这个有点。 130 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,975 为什么?可以的嘛。只喝一点。 131 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:50,976 不是,一点点。 132 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:52,975 我想喝那个。 133 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,975 不是,有。有。 134 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,975 那边的不看起来更好吃吗? 135 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:58,976 接下来吧。 136 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:05,975 嗯? 137 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:06,975 看。 138 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:07,976 一点点。 139 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:09,975 干杯。 140 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:15,975 今天喝得有点多了。 141 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:17,975 真快啊。 142 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,975 那个我也想喝。 143 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:21,975 嗯? 144 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:22,975 喝吧。 145 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:23,975 嗯? 146 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:24,975 看。 147 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:25,975 我要喝吗? 148 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:26,975 是的。 149 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:27,976 那么,我想要那个。 150 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,975 稍等一下。 151 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,975 看起来像是要喷出来。 152 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:36,975 你进来了吗? 153 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:37,976 请。 154 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,975 不可以吗? 155 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:41,975 你不是已经喝下去了吗? 156 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:42,975 请。 157 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:43,975 是的。 158 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:44,975 不可以吗? 159 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:45,975 真的不可以吗? 160 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:46,975 不是不可以。 161 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:47,975 因为那个有点。 162 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:48,975 没关系。 163 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:49,975 因为。 164 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:50,975 没关系。 165 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:51,976 所以呢。 166 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:56,975 嗯? 167 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,975 嗯。 168 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:02,975 波旁威士忌。 169 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,975 一点点。 170 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,975 很好喝。 171 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:11,975 嘴唇很柔软。 172 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:14,975 哎,等一下。请不要这样。 173 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:15,976 可能还剩一点点。 174 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,975 哎,已经没事了。 175 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:18,975 那么,给你开瓶器吧。 176 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:19,976 哎,没事。 177 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,975 哎,真的没事。真的。 178 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:28,975 就那样。 179 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:29,975 嗯。 180 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:30,976 再过来一点。 181 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:39,000 稍微过来一点了吗? 182 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:41,976 稍微过来一点了呢。 183 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:45,975 啊,对不起。 184 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:46,976 嗯。 185 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,975 大概快到时间了,我妻子可能要回来了。 186 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,975 啊,是这样啊。 187 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:52,975 嗯。 188 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:53,976 对不起呢。 189 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,975 啊,那么我们差不多该结束了,好的。 190 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:56,975 嗯。 191 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:57,976 我要回去了。 192 00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:59,975 下次再一起做寿司吧。 193 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,975 好的。谢谢款待。 194 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:02,976 我送你。 195 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:04,975 非常感谢。 196 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:07,975 请稍等一下。 197 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,975 为什么亲了一下就让我回去呢? 198 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:13,975 “钓到的鱼不能马上喂食。 199 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,975 让它游,让它游,继续让它游。 200 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:21,000 这就是婚外情的精髓。” 201 00:10:51,711 --> 00:10:53,288 今天你可爱极了。 202 00:10:53,312 --> 00:10:55,288 啊,真的吗? 203 00:10:55,312 --> 00:11:00,288 我忍不住要看。 204 00:11:00,312 --> 00:11:03,288 哎?有点害羞呢。 205 00:11:03,312 --> 00:11:06,288 嗯。 206 00:11:06,312 --> 00:11:09,288 稍微过来一下。 207 00:11:09,312 --> 00:11:11,288 哎,你在哪里? 208 00:11:11,312 --> 00:11:12,288 总之。 209 00:11:12,312 --> 00:11:16,288 过来,过来。 210 00:11:16,312 --> 00:11:18,288 哎? 211 00:11:18,312 --> 00:11:20,288 没事吧? 212 00:11:20,312 --> 00:11:21,288 怎么了? 213 00:11:21,312 --> 00:11:23,288 那么,怎么样? 214 00:11:23,312 --> 00:11:26,288 很糟糕啊。 215 00:11:26,312 --> 00:11:27,288 没事的。 216 00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:31,288 不大声喊,别人是不会注意到的。 217 00:11:31,312 --> 00:11:33,288 那么,但是那边。 218 00:11:33,312 --> 00:11:34,288 那边。 219 00:11:34,312 --> 00:11:42,312 无论如何,他会接受的吗? 220 00:11:43,312 --> 00:11:44,288 哎。 221 00:11:44,312 --> 00:11:47,288 你为什么能在公司厕所里做爱? 222 00:11:47,312 --> 00:11:51,288 已经湿透了 223 00:11:51,312 --> 00:11:57,288 在我手里,任何女人都能让她的阴户湿透。 224 00:11:57,312 --> 00:12:02,288 那么这里就是公司了。 225 00:12:02,312 --> 00:12:03,288 少量 226 00:12:03,312 --> 00:12:06,288 所以不要大声说话 227 00:12:06,312 --> 00:12:14,312 稍微有点感兴趣了。 228 00:12:15,312 --> 00:12:17,288 还没有吗? 229 00:12:17,312 --> 00:12:25,312 稍微 230 00:12:32,312 --> 00:12:34,288 没问题, 231 00:12:34,312 --> 00:12:42,312 身体变热了 232 00:12:43,312 --> 00:12:44,288 哎呀 233 00:12:44,312 --> 00:12:49,288 稍微不行 234 00:12:49,312 --> 00:12:51,288 不行啊 235 00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:53,288 真厉害啊! 236 00:12:53,312 --> 00:12:54,288 哎呀,等一下。 237 00:12:54,312 --> 00:12:56,288 看着 238 00:12:56,312 --> 00:12:58,288 瞧瞧 239 00:12:58,312 --> 00:12:59,288 哎呀哎呀 240 00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:01,288 哎呀 241 00:13:01,312 --> 00:13:02,288 呐呐 242 00:13:02,312 --> 00:13:06,288 我结婚了,没关系吧? 243 00:13:06,312 --> 00:13:10,312 哎,等一下。 244 00:13:12,312 --> 00:13:14,288 我不想做 245 00:13:14,312 --> 00:13:15,288 哎呀 246 00:13:15,312 --> 00:13:17,288 什么啊? 247 00:13:17,312 --> 00:13:19,288 少量 248 00:13:19,312 --> 00:13:20,288 做吧 249 00:13:20,312 --> 00:13:22,288 一点点 250 00:13:22,312 --> 00:13:30,312 好的吧 251 00:13:38,312 --> 00:13:40,312 哎呀 252 00:13:42,312 --> 00:13:43,288 看看 253 00:13:43,312 --> 00:13:50,288 非常漂亮 254 00:13:50,312 --> 00:13:56,288 做到了! 255 00:13:56,312 --> 00:14:00,288 确实如此 256 00:14:00,312 --> 00:14:01,288 做到了! 257 00:14:01,312 --> 00:14:02,288 是的 258 00:14:02,312 --> 00:14:08,288 做到了! 259 00:14:08,312 --> 00:14:10,288 不行 260 00:14:10,312 --> 00:14:11,312 是的 261 00:16:35,903 --> 00:16:37,480 你不会看吗? 262 00:16:37,504 --> 00:16:40,480 你长什么样? 263 00:16:40,504 --> 00:16:45,480 猥琐的表情 264 00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:47,480 哪一个? 265 00:16:47,504 --> 00:16:55,480 掉下来吧,我知道的。 266 00:16:55,504 --> 00:16:57,504 哪个? 267 00:17:04,502 --> 00:17:05,480 害怕吗? 268 00:17:05,503 --> 00:17:08,479 慢慢地 269 00:17:08,502 --> 00:17:10,479 你可以这么做。 270 00:17:10,502 --> 00:17:31,479 不行、 271 00:17:31,502 --> 00:17:39,502 非常非常 272 00:21:06,134 --> 00:21:08,111 “艾克” 273 00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:14,871 “不行” 274 00:21:14,894 --> 00:21:22,894 紧紧地 275 00:21:28,734 --> 00:21:42,734 “艾克” 276 00:23:24,928 --> 00:23:25,503 好 277 00:23:25,528 --> 00:23:26,528 哈啊 278 00:23:44,126 --> 00:23:45,702 变得像盖奇的脸了 279 00:23:45,727 --> 00:24:01,727 不苦吗?你弄成那样了 280 00:25:40,544 --> 00:25:45,144 但是,那样不行哦 281 00:25:47,144 --> 00:25:55,144 没事吧? 282 00:26:01,144 --> 00:26:04,119 啊,糟了 283 00:26:04,144 --> 00:26:09,144 确实有点 284 00:26:11,144 --> 00:26:31,144 没事吧? 285 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,000 没事的,没事的 286 00:28:41,471 --> 00:28:43,471 肚子饿了 287 00:30:15,934 --> 00:30:17,510 「这边,这边,这边」 288 00:30:17,535 --> 00:30:25,535 「把手打开来吧」 289 00:34:46,384 --> 00:34:48,384 一点点 290 00:37:30,367 --> 00:37:31,943 一点点,好像是在那边呢 291 00:37:31,967 --> 00:38:13,967 疼 292 00:38:33,215 --> 00:38:34,791 谢谢款待 293 00:38:34,815 --> 00:38:36,815 感谢您的观看 294 00:38:49,536 --> 00:38:51,110 不知道能不能回到这里来 295 00:38:51,135 --> 00:38:58,572 回不去了 296 00:38:58,596 --> 00:39:00,572 如果脚能收回来 297 00:39:00,596 --> 00:39:06,596 走吧 298 00:39:18,596 --> 00:39:21,572 搞外遇的男人是混蛋 299 00:39:21,596 --> 00:39:23,572 但是,当混蛋也没关系吧 300 00:39:23,596 --> 00:39:27,572 你会选择不搞外遇的人生, 还是搞外遇的人生 301 00:39:27,596 --> 00:39:29,572 你要搞外遇 302 00:39:29,596 --> 00:39:30,572 非常感谢 303 00:39:30,596 --> 00:39:31,572 那么,请下一位咨询者过来 304 00:39:31,597 --> 00:39:39,597 可以告诉我你的名字吗 305 00:39:47,596 --> 00:39:50,572 初次见面 306 00:39:50,596 --> 00:39:51,572 我叫玉琴 307 00:39:51,597 --> 00:39:53,572 玉琴先生 308 00:39:53,596 --> 00:39:55,572 今天有什么样的咨询 309 00:39:55,596 --> 00:39:57,572 实际上,我注意到了一个有夫之妇 310 00:39:57,596 --> 00:40:01,572 哦— 311 00:40:01,596 --> 00:40:03,572 你和她到底是什么关系呢? 312 00:40:03,596 --> 00:40:07,572 她住在我附近,非常漂亮 313 00:40:07,596 --> 00:40:10,572 嗯,我只是打了个招呼的程度而已 314 00:40:10,596 --> 00:40:14,572 原来如此,原来如此 315 00:40:14,596 --> 00:40:17,572 勾引有夫之妇确实需要不少时间 316 00:40:17,596 --> 00:40:22,572 但如果是我来操作,就可以肯定地勾引成功 317 00:40:22,596 --> 00:40:27,572 那么,我们来看看下一个视频,进行解释吧 318 00:40:27,596 --> 00:40:31,572 非常感谢 319 00:40:31,596 --> 00:40:38,572 你好 320 00:40:38,596 --> 00:40:39,572 购物结束了吗? 321 00:40:39,596 --> 00:40:40,572 是吗 322 00:40:40,597 --> 00:40:42,596 突然有点事情 323 00:40:43,596 --> 00:40:45,572 不过 324 00:40:45,596 --> 00:40:47,572 有件事我想传达 325 00:40:47,596 --> 00:40:48,572 想传达的事 326 00:40:48,596 --> 00:40:49,572 是的 327 00:40:49,596 --> 00:40:50,572 那个— 328 00:40:50,597 --> 00:40:53,572 我一直在想我喜欢你 329 00:40:53,596 --> 00:40:54,572 嗯? 330 00:40:54,597 --> 00:40:56,572 你愿意和我交往吗 331 00:40:56,596 --> 00:41:00,572 突然哦 332 00:41:00,596 --> 00:41:02,572 怎么样? 333 00:41:02,596 --> 00:41:03,572 啊— 334 00:41:03,597 --> 00:41:08,572 我那个—我知道你可能结婚了 335 00:41:08,596 --> 00:41:10,572 啊—是的呢 336 00:41:10,596 --> 00:41:11,572 是的 337 00:41:11,596 --> 00:41:12,572 那么,果然不行吗 338 00:41:12,596 --> 00:41:13,572 是的呢 339 00:41:13,596 --> 00:41:14,572 对不起 340 00:41:14,596 --> 00:41:15,572 请 341 00:41:15,596 --> 00:41:16,572 不好意思 342 00:41:16,596 --> 00:41:17,572 失礼了 343 00:41:17,596 --> 00:41:18,572 再见 344 00:41:18,597 --> 00:41:26,597 不能突然就这样不行吧 345 00:41:31,596 --> 00:41:34,572 不不,这只是一个开始 346 00:41:34,596 --> 00:41:36,572 首先我绕了个圈子 347 00:41:36,596 --> 00:41:38,572 现在才是开始 348 00:41:38,596 --> 00:41:41,596 来吧,我们继续看下去 349 00:41:43,596 --> 00:41:44,572 嗯 350 00:41:44,597 --> 00:41:46,572 啊—你好 351 00:41:46,596 --> 00:41:48,572 上次那个—不好意思 352 00:41:48,596 --> 00:41:49,572 突然 353 00:41:49,596 --> 00:41:50,572 是的,是的 354 00:41:50,597 --> 00:41:52,572 要展示给你看吗 355 00:41:52,596 --> 00:41:54,572 今天不展示 356 00:41:54,596 --> 00:41:55,572 我也一起 357 00:41:55,596 --> 00:41:56,572 嗯? 358 00:41:56,597 --> 00:41:58,572 啊—这样可以吗 359 00:41:58,596 --> 00:41:59,572 是的 360 00:41:59,597 --> 00:42:03,572 那个—果然有点不知所措,我喜欢你啊 361 00:42:03,596 --> 00:42:04,572 是的 362 00:42:04,597 --> 00:42:08,572 一直从脑海中挥之不去 363 00:42:08,596 --> 00:42:10,572 现在心跳得也很厉害 364 00:42:10,596 --> 00:42:11,572 那个— 365 00:42:11,597 --> 00:42:14,572 10分钟就好,你不愿意和我出去吗 366 00:42:14,596 --> 00:42:15,572 家里吗? 367 00:42:15,596 --> 00:42:16,572 是的,10分钟 368 00:42:16,597 --> 00:42:19,572 哎呀,不可能 369 00:42:19,596 --> 00:42:20,572 10分钟都不行吗 370 00:42:20,596 --> 00:42:21,572 哎呀,不可能 371 00:42:21,596 --> 00:42:22,572 只要10分钟就好 372 00:42:22,597 --> 00:42:24,572 哎呀—有点困难呢 373 00:42:24,596 --> 00:42:25,572 那么5分钟 374 00:42:25,597 --> 00:42:28,572 哎呀,不可能 375 00:42:28,596 --> 00:42:29,572 5分钟都不行吗 376 00:42:29,596 --> 00:42:30,572 是的 377 00:42:30,597 --> 00:42:32,572 那就两分钟吧 378 00:42:32,596 --> 00:42:34,572 哎哎,我不要 379 00:42:34,596 --> 00:42:37,572 那就只把垃圾扔掉吧 380 00:42:37,596 --> 00:42:40,572 啊,知道了,我这就来 381 00:42:40,596 --> 00:42:41,572 好的,请 382 00:42:41,596 --> 00:42:42,572 不好意思 383 00:42:42,597 --> 00:42:50,597 真的不可能了吗 384 00:42:52,596 --> 00:42:54,572 一般来说都会这么想吧 385 00:42:54,596 --> 00:42:59,572 但是如果不放弃比赛, 对于弗林特篮球来说,游戏还没结束 386 00:42:59,596 --> 00:43:03,596 一旦放弃,比赛就结束了 387 00:43:07,596 --> 00:43:08,572 嗯 388 00:43:08,597 --> 00:43:13,572 你还好吗 389 00:43:13,596 --> 00:43:14,572 脚疼 390 00:43:14,596 --> 00:43:15,572 哎 391 00:43:15,596 --> 00:43:16,572 脚疼 392 00:43:16,596 --> 00:43:17,572 你还好吗 393 00:43:17,596 --> 00:43:18,572 好疼 394 00:43:18,597 --> 00:43:20,572 哎,那个 395 00:43:20,596 --> 00:43:22,572 我买了蛋糕 396 00:43:22,596 --> 00:43:23,572 你能来我家吗 397 00:43:23,596 --> 00:43:24,572 嗯? 398 00:43:24,596 --> 00:43:25,572 我家 399 00:43:25,596 --> 00:43:26,572 哎 400 00:43:26,596 --> 00:43:27,572 不可能 401 00:43:27,597 --> 00:43:29,572 10分钟 402 00:43:29,596 --> 00:43:30,572 嗯,不可能 403 00:43:30,597 --> 00:43:32,572 10分钟8分钟 404 00:43:32,596 --> 00:43:33,572 嗯,稍微打个电话 405 00:43:33,597 --> 00:43:37,572 你不起床吗 406 00:43:37,596 --> 00:43:43,572 8分钟5分钟4分钟3分钟10分钟 407 00:43:43,596 --> 00:43:44,572 10分钟往回走了 408 00:43:44,596 --> 00:43:45,572 15分钟 409 00:43:45,596 --> 00:43:46,572 往回走了 410 00:43:46,596 --> 00:43:48,572 3分钟 411 00:43:48,596 --> 00:43:49,572 嗯? 412 00:43:49,596 --> 00:43:50,572 3分钟 413 00:43:50,596 --> 00:43:51,572 那是什么 414 00:43:51,596 --> 00:43:52,572 啊,疼疼疼 415 00:43:52,596 --> 00:43:53,572 嗯? 416 00:43:53,597 --> 00:43:55,572 你不来我就疼疼疼 417 00:43:55,596 --> 00:43:56,572 嗯,起床吧 418 00:43:56,597 --> 00:43:58,572 啊,你不来我就起不来 419 00:43:58,596 --> 00:43:59,572 嗯? 420 00:43:59,596 --> 00:44:01,572 3分钟 421 00:44:01,597 --> 00:44:03,572 2分钟 422 00:44:03,596 --> 00:44:09,572 人们通过与对方多次接触 423 00:44:09,596 --> 00:44:14,572 好感度和评价会逐渐提高,据说 424 00:44:14,596 --> 00:44:15,572 这个 425 00:44:15,597 --> 00:44:21,572 被称为财富温度效应或简单接触效应 426 00:44:21,596 --> 00:44:22,572 起床吧 427 00:44:22,596 --> 00:44:23,572 啊,稍微 428 00:44:23,596 --> 00:44:24,572 差不多该 429 00:44:24,596 --> 00:44:25,572 要起床了,但是 430 00:44:25,597 --> 00:44:27,572 弄脏了 431 00:44:27,596 --> 00:44:29,572 2分钟 432 00:44:29,596 --> 00:44:31,572 嗯 433 00:44:31,596 --> 00:44:32,572 2分钟 434 00:44:32,597 --> 00:44:37,572 一开始请求只变成东西一晚被拒绝了 435 00:44:37,596 --> 00:44:42,572 然后说只想一起待3分钟 436 00:44:42,596 --> 00:44:49,572 这是被称为“门面技巧”的一种心理技巧 437 00:44:49,596 --> 00:44:52,572 一开始像是剪刀石头布 438 00:44:52,596 --> 00:44:55,572 嗯?刚才不是布吗 439 00:44:55,596 --> 00:44:59,572 啊,买了,能占用2分钟吗 440 00:44:59,596 --> 00:45:01,572 不是布,是2分钟 441 00:45:01,596 --> 00:45:04,572 买了2分钟了 442 00:45:04,596 --> 00:45:06,572 买了剪刀石头布了 443 00:45:06,596 --> 00:45:07,572 这样吗 444 00:45:07,596 --> 00:45:08,572 走吧 445 00:45:08,597 --> 00:45:10,572 我等着 446 00:45:10,596 --> 00:45:12,572 看起来很好吃的葱啊 447 00:45:12,596 --> 00:45:13,572 不是在正常地走路吗 448 00:45:13,596 --> 00:45:14,572 嗯? 449 00:45:14,596 --> 00:45:15,572 正常地走路 450 00:45:15,597 --> 00:45:18,572 非常痛,非常非常痛 451 00:45:18,596 --> 00:45:23,572 一开始被拒绝了,想要推一个很大的容器 452 00:45:23,596 --> 00:45:28,572 然后提供了一个比那小得多的容器 453 00:45:28,596 --> 00:45:35,572 一开始提出自己想做的事情, 这样对方就会认为已经做出了妥协 454 00:45:35,596 --> 00:45:39,572 这样做就会更容易接受 455 00:45:39,596 --> 00:45:40,572 怎么样? 456 00:45:40,596 --> 00:45:41,572 同伴 457 00:45:41,597 --> 00:45:45,572 哎,真是豪宅啊 458 00:45:45,596 --> 00:45:47,572 哎—脚疼死了 459 00:45:47,596 --> 00:45:52,572 真是摔得厉害呢 460 00:45:52,596 --> 00:45:56,572 怎么样?痛了2分钟以上了吧 461 00:45:56,596 --> 00:46:01,572 但是还有1分钟左右,再1分钟 462 00:46:01,596 --> 00:46:02,572 就这样吗 463 00:46:02,597 --> 00:46:06,572 哎,还有葱呢 464 00:46:06,596 --> 00:46:08,572 你喜欢葱吗 465 00:46:08,596 --> 00:46:09,572 确实是的 466 00:46:09,597 --> 00:46:11,572 总是边走边吃葱呢 467 00:46:11,596 --> 00:46:12,572 是的 468 00:46:12,597 --> 00:46:14,572 觉得你很适合吃葱 469 00:46:14,596 --> 00:46:17,572 说很适合吃葱可能稍微有点像是在夸奖 470 00:46:17,596 --> 00:46:18,572 嗯? 471 00:46:18,596 --> 00:46:19,572 真的吗 472 00:46:19,597 --> 00:46:21,572 哎,但还是稍微去买一下吧 473 00:46:21,596 --> 00:46:25,572 啊—嗯—但是还得做饭呢 474 00:46:25,596 --> 00:46:27,572 哎呀,稍微娱乐一下 475 00:46:27,596 --> 00:46:30,572 来一个笑话 476 00:46:30,596 --> 00:46:33,572 那个来一个笑话 477 00:46:33,596 --> 00:46:34,572 嗯 478 00:46:34,596 --> 00:46:35,572 你要开始了吗? 479 00:46:35,596 --> 00:46:36,572 有吗? 480 00:46:36,596 --> 00:46:37,572 好好好 481 00:46:37,597 --> 00:46:39,572 那就模仿一下 482 00:46:39,596 --> 00:46:41,572 模仿 483 00:46:41,596 --> 00:46:43,572 模仿什么呢? 484 00:46:43,596 --> 00:46:45,572 猜谜 485 00:46:45,596 --> 00:46:46,572 是 486 00:46:46,597 --> 00:46:50,572 好好好 487 00:46:50,596 --> 00:46:54,572 等等 488 00:46:54,596 --> 00:46:56,572 回想 489 00:46:56,596 --> 00:46:58,572 不对 490 00:46:58,596 --> 00:46:59,572 不明白 491 00:46:59,596 --> 00:47:00,572 是什么呢? 492 00:47:00,596 --> 00:47:01,572 是回想吗? 493 00:47:01,597 --> 00:47:04,572 哎呀不是 494 00:47:04,596 --> 00:47:05,572 嗯? 495 00:47:05,597 --> 00:47:07,572 正确答案是 496 00:47:07,596 --> 00:47:09,572 烧饼上的芝麻 497 00:47:09,596 --> 00:47:10,572 芝麻 498 00:47:10,596 --> 00:47:11,572 是 499 00:47:11,597 --> 00:47:13,572 怎么样? 500 00:47:13,596 --> 00:47:17,572 那个无聊的笑话有意义吗? 501 00:47:17,596 --> 00:47:18,572 有 502 00:47:18,597 --> 00:47:20,572 能让人笑的就是好东西 503 00:47:20,596 --> 00:47:26,572 笑了之后女性的大腿就会迅速分开 504 00:47:26,596 --> 00:47:31,572 嗯,确实说过这样的话,可能确实如此 505 00:47:31,596 --> 00:47:32,572 玩得开心吗 506 00:47:32,597 --> 00:47:34,572 嗯,但是回想那个更好吗? 507 00:47:34,596 --> 00:47:35,572 回想那个更好 508 00:47:35,597 --> 00:47:38,572 那下次就稍微来点回想吧 509 00:47:38,596 --> 00:47:39,572 不像回想吗? 510 00:47:39,597 --> 00:47:41,572 已经超过两分钟了呢 511 00:47:41,596 --> 00:47:44,572 是啊,差不多该结束了 512 00:47:44,596 --> 00:47:49,572 我们稍微,10秒钟,牵手可以吗? 513 00:47:49,596 --> 00:47:50,572 嗯? 514 00:47:50,596 --> 00:47:51,572 10秒钟就好 515 00:47:51,597 --> 00:47:53,572 我的手汗特别多 516 00:47:53,596 --> 00:47:54,572 不是出手汗吗? 517 00:47:54,596 --> 00:47:55,572 手汗太严重了 518 00:47:55,597 --> 00:47:57,572 会出手汗吗? 519 00:47:57,596 --> 00:47:58,572 会出手汗 520 00:47:58,597 --> 00:48:00,572 握手 521 00:48:00,596 --> 00:48:01,572 我们牵手吧 522 00:48:01,597 --> 00:48:03,572 手不牵手 523 00:48:03,596 --> 00:48:05,572 我们来握手吧 524 00:48:05,596 --> 00:48:06,572 握手 525 00:48:06,597 --> 00:48:09,572 分别时的握手 526 00:48:09,596 --> 00:48:11,572 你要回去了吗? 527 00:48:11,596 --> 00:48:13,572 告别的握手 528 00:48:13,596 --> 00:48:16,572 10秒10秒,刚才那只牛 529 00:48:16,596 --> 00:48:19,572 嗯,等一下 530 00:48:19,596 --> 00:48:22,572 身体很热 531 00:48:22,596 --> 00:48:25,572 外面很热呢 532 00:48:25,596 --> 00:48:26,572 出汗了 533 00:48:26,597 --> 00:48:29,572 出汗了 534 00:48:29,596 --> 00:48:30,572 出更多汗了 535 00:48:30,597 --> 00:48:33,572 好的,10秒到了 536 00:48:33,596 --> 00:48:35,572 那不动弹的身体 537 00:48:35,596 --> 00:48:39,572 强大的力量 538 00:48:39,596 --> 00:48:42,572 动不了了,但是这个 539 00:48:42,596 --> 00:48:44,572 为什么 540 00:48:44,596 --> 00:48:45,572 可以逃跑 541 00:48:45,597 --> 00:48:49,572 逃不掉吗 542 00:48:49,596 --> 00:48:52,572 我们再一起待一会儿吧 543 00:48:52,596 --> 00:48:57,572 即使这样说了 544 00:48:57,596 --> 00:49:00,572 注视着对方 545 00:49:00,596 --> 00:49:04,572 10秒 546 00:49:04,596 --> 00:49:08,572 怎么办呢 547 00:49:08,596 --> 00:49:09,572 很害羞 548 00:49:09,597 --> 00:49:11,572 就这样互相瞪着好吗 549 00:49:11,596 --> 00:49:13,572 瞪着 550 00:49:13,596 --> 00:49:15,572 可以做到吗 551 00:49:15,596 --> 00:49:17,572 笑了就是输了 552 00:49:17,596 --> 00:49:19,572 加油 553 00:49:19,596 --> 00:49:23,572 请再试一次 554 00:49:23,596 --> 00:49:24,572 为什么 555 00:49:24,597 --> 00:49:26,572 因为你的表情很有趣 556 00:49:26,596 --> 00:49:28,572 如果你先做点怪相就更好了 557 00:49:28,596 --> 00:49:33,572 我没有做过怪相哦 558 00:49:33,596 --> 00:49:35,572 不能给 559 00:49:35,596 --> 00:49:37,572 不能展示 560 00:49:37,596 --> 00:49:39,572 作为惩罚,做两次可以吗 561 00:49:39,596 --> 00:49:41,572 为什么 562 00:49:41,596 --> 00:49:43,572 不能展示怪相吧 563 00:49:43,596 --> 00:49:44,572 我会展示的 564 00:49:44,597 --> 00:49:47,572 给我展示 565 00:49:47,596 --> 00:49:49,572 要做什么呢 566 00:49:49,596 --> 00:49:51,572 3 567 00:49:51,596 --> 00:49:52,572 2 568 00:49:52,596 --> 00:49:53,572 1 569 00:49:53,597 --> 00:49:55,572 请 570 00:49:55,596 --> 00:49:57,572 笑 571 00:49:57,596 --> 00:49:59,572 要回去了 572 00:49:59,596 --> 00:50:02,572 你现在很可爱 573 00:50:02,596 --> 00:50:04,572 害羞 574 00:50:04,596 --> 00:50:06,572 作为你做了怪相的感谢 575 00:50:06,596 --> 00:50:09,572 是感谢吗 576 00:50:09,596 --> 00:50:11,572 不行吗 577 00:50:11,596 --> 00:50:19,596 你在做什么 578 00:50:20,596 --> 00:50:22,572 那个 579 00:50:22,596 --> 00:50:24,572 那是什么 580 00:50:24,596 --> 00:50:28,572 你刚才不是有点心跳加速了吗 581 00:50:28,596 --> 00:50:30,572 做了个怪脸 582 00:50:30,596 --> 00:50:32,572 做了什么脸 583 00:50:32,596 --> 00:50:34,572 让我再现一下 584 00:50:34,596 --> 00:50:37,572 做不到 585 00:50:37,596 --> 00:50:39,572 你再现不了的话 586 00:50:39,596 --> 00:50:41,572 再试一次 587 00:50:41,596 --> 00:50:43,572 做不到 588 00:50:43,596 --> 00:50:47,572 超级可爱 589 00:50:47,596 --> 00:50:50,572 笑一笑 590 00:50:50,596 --> 00:50:52,572 也许就这样一直保持这个表情也行 591 00:50:52,596 --> 00:50:55,572 不可能 592 00:50:55,596 --> 00:50:57,572 真的很好 593 00:50:57,596 --> 00:51:01,572 毕竟是该来点奶酪了吧 594 00:51:01,596 --> 00:51:05,572 不行 595 00:51:05,596 --> 00:51:07,572 笑一笑 596 00:51:07,596 --> 00:51:14,572 超出想象的力量 597 00:51:14,596 --> 00:51:17,572 来真的吧 598 00:51:17,596 --> 00:51:21,572 抱歉,我受伤了 599 00:51:21,596 --> 00:51:29,596 怎么了 600 00:51:31,596 --> 00:51:33,572 我也分辨不出来 601 00:51:33,596 --> 00:51:35,572 你刚才那样做奶酪了吗 602 00:51:35,596 --> 00:51:37,572 下一个要哪一个 603 00:51:37,596 --> 00:51:39,572 做吗 604 00:51:39,596 --> 00:51:40,572 不做吗 605 00:51:40,596 --> 00:51:41,572 你真的想这么做吗 606 00:51:41,597 --> 00:51:43,572 你不想做吗 607 00:51:43,596 --> 00:51:48,572 做怪脸也可以吗 608 00:51:48,596 --> 00:51:50,572 超级想做 609 00:51:50,596 --> 00:51:58,596 因为已经过了10秒所以结束了 610 00:52:53,503 --> 00:52:55,079 才过了2秒 611 00:52:55,103 --> 00:52:57,079 现在已经10秒了 612 00:52:57,103 --> 00:53:05,103 还剩3秒 613 00:53:09,103 --> 00:53:11,079 又是10秒 614 00:53:11,103 --> 00:53:13,103 辛苦了 615 00:53:15,103 --> 00:53:17,103 觉得有趣吗? 616 00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:41,416 嗯? 617 00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:43,416 你要回去吗? 618 00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:45,416 嗯 619 00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:47,416 你从刚才开始就一直只看那边的大蒜 620 00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:49,416 你更喜欢大蒜那边吗? 621 00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:51,416 嗯,是的 622 00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:53,416 大蒜和我,哪个更重要? 623 00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:55,416 现在看来是大蒜 624 00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:57,416 绝对是我,比大蒜更重要 625 00:53:57,440 --> 00:53:59,416 在大蒜下面 626 00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:01,416 现在看来 627 00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:03,416 要努力吗? 628 00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:07,416 要比大蒜更亲吻吗 629 00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:09,416 要努力吗 630 00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:11,416 要比大蒜更亲吻吗 631 00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:13,440 嗯 632 00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:47,416 这样以上 633 00:54:47,440 --> 00:54:55,440 嗯 634 00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:09,440 嗯。 635 00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:41,416 这样做好吗? 636 00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:43,416 什么? 637 00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:45,416 这样做好吗? 638 00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:47,416 那是什么? 639 00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:49,416 一个可以互相创作的游戏。 640 00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:53,416 那是什么? 641 00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:55,416 这个已经 642 00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:57,416 虽然很简单,但是 643 00:55:57,440 --> 00:55:59,416 嗯? 644 00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:01,416 不一样 645 00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:03,416 啊等等 646 00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:05,416 应该是这里吧 647 00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:07,416 不一样 648 00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:09,416 猜中的人 649 00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:11,416 会被直接戳一下 650 00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:15,416 嗯,感觉有点不对 651 00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:17,416 正确 652 00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:19,416 啊?这个规则是什么 653 00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:21,416 这个规则是什么 654 00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:29,416 为什么不能改?不是, 创作正确答案不一样,不是正确答案 655 00:56:29,440 --> 00:56:31,416 嗯 656 00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:33,416 不行 657 00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:35,416 试试这个 658 00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:37,416 因为很简单嘛 659 00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:39,416 嗯 660 00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:41,416 这里 661 00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:43,416 遗憾 662 00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:45,416 为什么?因为我没打中 663 00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:47,416 打中的人 664 00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:49,416 会直接被 665 00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:51,416 啊? 666 00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:53,416 当时说的是那样的事 667 00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:55,416 是我的输? 668 00:56:55,440 --> 00:56:57,416 啊等一下 669 00:56:57,440 --> 00:56:59,416 我不会放弃的 670 00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:01,416 不行的 671 00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:03,416 可是我没有输啊 672 00:57:03,440 --> 00:57:11,416 真的很差劲 673 00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:13,416 不行的 674 00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:15,440 出汗了 675 00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:21,416 啊? 676 00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:25,416 为什么 677 00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:27,416 好吃吗? 678 00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:29,416 应该是咸的吧 679 00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:31,416 咸的 680 00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:39,440 因为我打中了 681 00:57:45,440 --> 00:57:47,416 啊? 682 00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:49,416 直接? 683 00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:51,416 那实在是 684 00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:55,416 那就闭上眼睛 685 00:57:55,440 --> 00:57:57,416 闭上眼睛也行吧? 686 00:57:57,440 --> 00:57:59,416 闭上眼睛后就会让我摸 687 00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:01,416 好吧 688 00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:03,416 闭上眼睛 689 00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:05,416 就这样 690 00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:07,416 戳中那里 691 00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:09,416 就这样 692 00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:11,416 寻找那里游戏 693 00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:13,416 开始吧 694 00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:15,416 等一下 695 00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:17,416 别刺到眼睛哦 696 00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:19,416 哎?一下子就变成这样了 697 00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:21,416 是的 698 00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:23,416 怎么样? 699 00:58:23,440 --> 00:58:25,416 开始吧 700 00:58:25,440 --> 00:58:27,416 嘘—— 701 00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:29,416 没有戳戳的东西了 702 00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:35,440 违规输掉了 703 00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:39,416 不行 704 00:58:39,440 --> 00:58:47,440 惩罚 705 00:58:51,440 --> 00:58:53,416 你干嘛呢 706 00:58:53,440 --> 00:58:59,416 因为出汗了 707 00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:03,440 别说了 708 00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:07,416 惩罚 709 00:59:07,440 --> 00:59:15,440 停下 710 00:59:31,440 --> 00:59:33,416 那就回到嘴边来 711 00:59:33,440 --> 00:59:37,416 想要接吻 712 00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:39,416 用吻来解决 713 00:59:39,440 --> 00:59:47,416 只要说想要接吻不就好了? 714 00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:55,440 屁股 715 00:59:57,440 --> 00:59:59,416 果然还是被发现了 716 00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:01,416 嗯 717 01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:09,440 发现时正在摸屁股 718 01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:19,416 买了那个戳戳乐游戏 719 01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:21,416 嗯 720 01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:25,416 奖励? 721 01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:27,440 屁股作为奖励? 722 01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:31,416 嗯 723 01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:33,440 如果太兴奋就不行 724 01:00:55,440 --> 01:00:57,416 嗯?怎么了? 725 01:00:57,440 --> 01:01:03,416 好玩吗? 726 01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:09,416 屁股好玩 727 01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:13,416 怎么了? 728 01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:15,416 有点意思 729 01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:17,416 你不想享受屁股的乐趣吗? 730 01:01:17,440 --> 01:01:19,416 好玩 731 01:01:19,440 --> 01:01:21,416 嗯 732 01:01:21,440 --> 01:01:27,416 你做得太过分了 733 01:01:27,440 --> 01:01:29,416 漂亮 734 01:01:29,440 --> 01:01:37,440 结束 735 01:01:39,440 --> 01:01:43,416 开始 736 01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:45,440 结束 737 01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:49,416 结束了哦 738 01:01:49,440 --> 01:01:57,440 好的 739 01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:01,416 那么我们牵手吧 740 01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:03,416 不要 741 01:02:03,440 --> 01:02:05,416 我想牵手 742 01:02:05,440 --> 01:02:07,416 不要 743 01:02:07,440 --> 01:02:09,416 嗯 744 01:02:09,440 --> 01:02:17,440 这里不行 745 01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:31,416 到这里为止 746 01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:33,416 以胸部结束? 747 01:02:33,440 --> 01:02:35,416 胸部和屁股一起结束 748 01:02:35,440 --> 01:02:37,416 结束 749 01:02:37,440 --> 01:02:41,416 不想被碰? 750 01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:47,416 想要被碰 751 01:02:47,440 --> 01:02:53,416 不是正在碰吗 752 01:02:53,440 --> 01:02:57,416 这里也出汗了 753 01:02:57,440 --> 01:02:59,416 出汗了 754 01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:01,416 出了好多汗 755 01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:03,440 出汗了 756 01:03:05,440 --> 01:03:07,416 结束了 757 01:03:07,440 --> 01:03:09,416 屏住呼吸 758 01:03:09,440 --> 01:03:17,440 鼻涕 759 01:03:21,440 --> 01:03:25,416 湿透了 760 01:03:25,440 --> 01:03:27,416 干的好还是湿的好 761 01:03:27,440 --> 01:03:29,440 因为湿了 762 01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:33,416 看吗? 763 01:03:33,440 --> 01:03:37,416 非常想看 764 01:03:37,440 --> 01:03:45,416 你要那样展开吗? 765 01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:53,416 出汗了 766 01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:57,416 干净地整理一下 767 01:03:57,440 --> 01:04:05,440 不行 768 01:04:13,440 --> 01:06:51,440 呜呜呜呜 769 01:08:10,440 --> 01:08:18,439 热吧?热。热的舒服吧。嘿嘿嘿。 770 01:08:28,439 --> 01:08:36,439 看起来很热。热。热。热。 771 01:08:46,439 --> 01:08:54,439 嘿嘿嘿。嘿嘿嘿。 772 01:09:00,439 --> 01:09:08,439 好热。嘿嘿嘿。嘿嘿嘿。 773 01:09:20,439 --> 01:09:28,439 嘿嘿嘿。嘿嘿嘿。嘿嘿嘿。嘿嘿嘿。 774 01:09:40,439 --> 01:09:48,439 有点不行了。有点不行了。脚疼。嘿嘿嘿。 775 01:09:58,439 --> 01:10:06,439 不行了。不行了。 776 01:10:12,439 --> 01:10:18,416 摸一下。摸一下吧。哪里?这里。 777 01:10:18,439 --> 01:10:26,439 不是马上就感觉到了吗?热吗?热? 因为热啊。热的话我帮你弄湿。这东西热。 778 01:10:44,439 --> 01:10:52,439 热。热。热。稍微这里不要拔出来。 不要拔出来。热。 779 01:10:58,439 --> 01:11:06,416 你自己不是在拔吗。热。 你不是在摸吗。热。还有热度。 780 01:11:06,439 --> 01:11:14,439 我想冷却一下。用这只冷的手。冷。热。怎么办? 781 01:11:18,439 --> 01:11:26,439 你想怎么样?试试舔一下。 舔一下?试试看?不是让你舔。 782 01:11:32,439 --> 01:11:36,416 舔一下。这样你会不喜欢的。 783 01:11:36,439 --> 01:11:54,439 嘿嘿嘿。 784 01:11:57,439 --> 01:12:05,439 有点好。 785 01:12:07,439 --> 01:12:15,416 嘿嘿嘿。 786 01:12:15,439 --> 01:12:17,416 这个大吗? 787 01:12:17,439 --> 01:12:25,439 大。 788 01:12:31,439 --> 01:12:33,416 很逼真。 789 01:12:33,439 --> 01:12:37,416 人会舔吗? 790 01:12:37,439 --> 01:12:45,439 791 01:12:48,439 --> 01:12:56,439 好吗? 792 01:13:17,439 --> 01:13:25,439 呜嘿嘿。 793 01:13:27,439 --> 01:13:35,439 这不过是偶尔的奢侈罢了。 794 01:13:55,439 --> 01:14:03,416 呜呜呜。 795 01:14:03,439 --> 01:14:05,416 摸起来软软的。 796 01:14:05,439 --> 01:14:13,439 看起来非常开心。 797 01:14:34,439 --> 01:14:42,416 呵呵。 798 01:14:42,439 --> 01:14:50,439 感觉非常好。 799 01:15:11,439 --> 01:15:19,439 嘿嘿嘿。 800 01:15:43,439 --> 01:15:49,416 怎么办?差不多该回去了吧? 801 01:15:49,439 --> 01:15:55,416 差不多该回去了。 802 01:15:55,439 --> 01:15:58,416 你为什么这么说?为什么这么说? 803 01:15:58,439 --> 01:16:00,416 因为你表现得很想回去。 804 01:16:00,439 --> 01:16:02,416 你表现得很想回去吗? 805 01:16:02,439 --> 01:16:05,416 嗯。回去吗?差不多该走了。 806 01:16:05,439 --> 01:16:09,416 忘记带钥匙了。 807 01:16:09,439 --> 01:16:11,416 把家里的钥匙忘记了。 808 01:16:11,439 --> 01:16:12,416 为什么? 809 01:16:12,439 --> 01:16:13,417 不知道。 810 01:16:13,440 --> 01:16:21,440 可能回去也进不去了。 811 01:16:23,439 --> 01:16:26,416 因为结婚了,这样做不好吗? 812 01:16:26,439 --> 01:16:28,416 什么? 813 01:16:28,439 --> 01:16:32,416 我也觉得差不多可以回去了。 814 01:16:32,439 --> 01:16:33,416 你邀请我了? 815 01:16:33,439 --> 01:16:34,416 嗯。 816 01:16:34,439 --> 01:16:35,417 你邀请我了? 817 01:16:35,440 --> 01:16:43,416 嗯,不过只是恰好脚有点不方便而已。 818 01:16:43,439 --> 01:16:44,416 你希望我回去吗? 819 01:16:44,439 --> 01:16:45,416 嗯? 820 01:16:45,439 --> 01:16:46,417 你希望我回去吗? 821 01:16:46,440 --> 01:16:49,416 我觉得不回去可能会不太好吧。 822 01:16:49,439 --> 01:16:50,416 去哪里? 823 01:16:50,439 --> 01:16:51,417 回家。 824 01:16:51,440 --> 01:16:55,416 你要回去吗? 825 01:16:55,439 --> 01:16:58,416 我用了葱做了菜等你。 826 01:16:58,439 --> 01:17:01,416 葱不会坏,所以没关系吧? 827 01:17:01,439 --> 01:17:02,417 等一下没关系。 828 01:17:02,440 --> 01:17:04,416 啊啊。 829 01:17:04,439 --> 01:17:06,416 先做这个吗? 830 01:17:06,439 --> 01:17:08,416 但是可能还是不行吧。 831 01:17:08,439 --> 01:17:09,416 嗯? 832 01:17:09,439 --> 01:17:10,417 可能还是不行吧。 833 01:17:10,440 --> 01:17:12,439 骗人?可能停不下来了吧。 834 01:17:13,439 --> 01:17:21,439 啊啊。 835 01:17:42,439 --> 01:17:48,416 别急着回去。 836 01:17:48,439 --> 01:17:56,439 啊啊,那里很危险。 837 01:17:57,439 --> 01:18:05,439 啊啊,危险。 838 01:18:12,439 --> 01:18:13,417 感觉很好。 839 01:18:13,440 --> 01:18:15,416 别急着回去。 840 01:18:15,439 --> 01:18:18,416 别回去。 841 01:18:18,439 --> 01:18:23,416 还要多久? 842 01:18:23,439 --> 01:18:28,416 大概50分钟吧? 843 01:18:28,439 --> 01:18:29,417 50分钟可以吗? 844 01:18:29,440 --> 01:18:35,416 嗯。 845 01:18:35,439 --> 01:18:36,416 稍微别回去。 846 01:18:36,439 --> 01:18:37,416 一直这样不行哦。 847 01:18:37,439 --> 01:18:38,416 嗯? 848 01:18:38,439 --> 01:18:39,416 根本不可能。 849 01:18:39,439 --> 01:18:40,416 不可以吗? 850 01:18:40,439 --> 01:18:41,417 根本不可能。 851 01:18:41,440 --> 01:18:49,440 啊,该死。 852 01:21:34,439 --> 01:21:38,416 你总是这样带邻居的人进来吗? 853 01:21:38,439 --> 01:21:40,416 你担心吗? 854 01:21:40,439 --> 01:21:43,416 我担心了,开始担心了。 855 01:21:43,439 --> 01:21:48,416 不回答,看,停下来了。 856 01:21:48,439 --> 01:21:52,416 没有带人进来?你在撒谎。 857 01:21:52,439 --> 01:22:00,439 啊,糟糕。 858 01:22:01,439 --> 01:22:08,416 啊啊啊。 859 01:22:08,439 --> 01:22:12,416 啊啊,好痛。 860 01:22:12,439 --> 01:22:15,416 啊啊啊。 861 01:22:15,439 --> 01:22:19,416 如果带人进来了会怎样? 862 01:22:19,439 --> 01:22:23,416 你在带人进来吧。 863 01:22:23,439 --> 01:22:26,416 你嫉妒吗? 864 01:22:26,439 --> 01:22:27,416 我不嫉妒。 865 01:22:27,439 --> 01:22:28,416 不嫉妒? 866 01:22:28,439 --> 01:22:29,439 我不嫉妒。 867 01:22:31,439 --> 01:22:32,417 啊,感觉不错。 868 01:22:32,440 --> 01:22:34,416 如果不这么做,有些东西会消失。 869 01:22:34,439 --> 01:22:37,416 你大概总是这样做吧。 870 01:22:37,439 --> 01:22:45,439 啊,感觉不错。 871 01:22:48,439 --> 01:22:49,417 啊,我不喜欢。 872 01:22:49,440 --> 01:22:51,416 啊,到这边来。 873 01:22:51,439 --> 01:22:53,416 啊啊啊。 874 01:22:53,439 --> 01:23:01,439 感觉不错。 875 01:23:05,439 --> 01:23:21,439 啊啊,好痛。 876 01:23:36,439 --> 01:23:37,417 啊啊啊。 877 01:23:37,440 --> 01:23:45,440 啊啊,那太糟糕了。 878 01:23:48,439 --> 01:23:51,439 啊啊啊。 879 01:24:02,368 --> 01:24:04,944 啊啊啊啊啊。 880 01:24:04,967 --> 01:24:08,944 嗯。 881 01:24:08,967 --> 01:24:14,944 啊啊啊啊啊。 882 01:24:14,967 --> 01:24:22,944 嗯。 883 01:24:22,967 --> 01:24:28,944 啊啊啊啊啊。 884 01:24:28,967 --> 01:24:30,944 嗯。 885 01:24:30,967 --> 01:24:38,967 啊啊啊啊啊。 886 01:24:58,967 --> 01:25:06,967 嗯。 887 01:25:12,967 --> 01:25:20,967 啊啊啊啊啊。 888 01:25:30,967 --> 01:25:34,944 嗯。 889 01:25:34,967 --> 01:25:37,944 啊啊啊啊啊。 890 01:25:37,967 --> 01:25:39,944 嗯。 891 01:25:39,967 --> 01:25:42,944 啊啊啊啊啊。 892 01:25:42,967 --> 01:25:44,944 嗯。 893 01:25:44,967 --> 01:25:47,944 啊啊啊啊啊。 894 01:25:47,967 --> 01:25:55,967 嗯。 895 01:26:11,967 --> 01:26:17,944 啊啊啊啊啊。 896 01:26:17,967 --> 01:26:25,967 嗯。 897 01:26:47,967 --> 01:29:18,287 啊啊啊啊啊。 898 01:29:18,311 --> 01:29:26,311 嗯。 899 01:29:28,311 --> 01:29:31,287 啊啊啊啊啊。 900 01:29:31,311 --> 01:29:33,287 嗯。 901 01:29:33,311 --> 01:29:35,287 没关系。 902 01:29:35,311 --> 01:29:43,311 让它没有壳。 903 01:29:47,311 --> 01:29:50,287 啊啊啊啊啊。 904 01:29:50,311 --> 01:29:54,287 嗯。 905 01:29:54,311 --> 01:30:02,311 啊啊啊啊啊啊 906 01:30:06,311 --> 01:30:14,311 嗯 907 01:45:15,006 --> 01:45:18,608 从一开始就想要这样做不是吗? 908 01:45:52,000 --> 01:45:55,600 喝醉了,身体很热啊 909 01:46:21,568 --> 01:46:23,144 很厉害呢 910 01:46:23,167 --> 01:46:25,144 好好地说 911 01:46:25,167 --> 01:46:27,144 这边会更美光 912 01:46:27,167 --> 01:46:29,144 这个 913 01:46:29,167 --> 01:46:31,144 肚子非常饱 914 01:46:31,167 --> 01:46:39,167 非常 915 01:46:43,167 --> 01:46:45,144 变硬了 916 01:46:45,167 --> 01:46:49,144 这边非常精神 917 01:46:49,167 --> 01:46:51,144 虽然精神 918 01:46:51,167 --> 01:46:55,144 怎么办呢 919 01:46:55,167 --> 01:46:57,144 那是什么 920 01:46:57,167 --> 01:47:05,167 没办法 921 01:47:17,167 --> 01:47:19,144 不是穿着时髦的裤子吗 922 01:47:19,167 --> 01:47:23,144 很兴奋吧 923 01:47:23,167 --> 01:47:27,144 很想要引诱吧 924 01:47:27,167 --> 01:47:31,144 真的 925 01:47:31,167 --> 01:47:39,167 为什么那么紧张 926 01:47:47,167 --> 01:47:49,144 敏感 927 01:47:49,167 --> 01:47:57,167 这个脱下来 928 01:48:03,167 --> 01:48:07,144 不想脱掉 929 01:48:07,167 --> 01:48:11,144 想要被脱掉 930 01:48:11,167 --> 01:48:13,144 什么 931 01:48:13,167 --> 01:48:19,144 很大呢 932 01:48:19,167 --> 01:48:21,167 辛苦了 933 01:48:33,854 --> 01:48:35,431 啊,太棒了 934 01:48:35,456 --> 01:48:39,431 非常硬 935 01:48:39,456 --> 01:48:47,431 嗯,有按的感觉呢 936 01:48:47,456 --> 01:48:49,456 嗯 937 01:49:29,792 --> 01:49:31,368 再稍微 938 01:49:31,391 --> 01:49:35,391 没关系 939 01:50:15,167 --> 01:50:18,743 鞋里动得很厉害呢 940 01:50:18,768 --> 01:50:22,743 这是在玩什么游戏吗 941 01:50:22,768 --> 01:50:24,743 你在做什么 942 01:50:24,768 --> 01:51:30,768 啊 943 01:52:17,663 --> 01:52:25,663 有点害羞呢 944 01:52:40,663 --> 01:52:43,663 哥哥也疼吧 945 01:52:45,663 --> 01:52:53,663 不要像哥哥那样摸 946 01:53:40,800 --> 01:53:43,376 看,这边很好吧 947 01:53:43,399 --> 01:53:51,399 美月也非常难过,吐了呢 948 01:54:00,399 --> 01:54:08,399 那样的边缘摸法很狡猾 949 01:54:11,399 --> 01:54:13,376 很厉害 950 01:54:13,399 --> 01:54:17,376 美月不只是胸部 951 01:54:17,399 --> 01:54:20,376 屁股也很厉害呢 952 01:54:20,399 --> 01:54:22,376 惠酱,夸奖一下 953 01:54:22,399 --> 01:54:24,376 当然 954 01:54:24,399 --> 01:54:30,399 非常难过 955 01:54:48,960 --> 01:54:54,536 稍微 956 01:54:54,560 --> 01:55:02,560 还没洗澡呢 957 01:55:11,560 --> 01:55:13,536 在意吗?没关系 958 01:55:13,560 --> 01:55:21,560 嗯 57006

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